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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas (Tomorrow)
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz

PVZ vs Namajunas weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvizmEVZyyQ

Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:

>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)
Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)
Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)
Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)

>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)
John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)
Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)
Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)
Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)
Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)
Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)
Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)

Fight Fan™ extras:

UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR8gHahjc

Edgar vs Mednes & UFC 194 Press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEoU4M04h7Y
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs

PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
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first for GSP
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BRENDAN SCHAUB!
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MIKE DOLCE
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>>64117127
allow it
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Third for black people lying on their visas to get into Freedom Land
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SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA
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>>64117137
what a fuckin dumbass. I hope Artem wins for proper justice
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post you'er favorite fighters
>aleksander emelianenko
>chris weidman
>sage northcutt
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Name a fight you enjoyed to prove you're a real fight fan.

>Geane Herrera vs. Ray Borg
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>>64117132
Objection, not an active UFC fighter!
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POTTERY
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>>64117161
Albert Tumenov
Robbie Lawler
Stephen Thompson
Mark Hunt
Charles Oliveira
Cole Miller
Robert Whittaker
Anthony Johnson
Jimi Manuwa
Diaz Bros
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>>64117161

>Toothpick
>Mystic Mac
>Gundam Nelson
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>>64117172
kimbo vs houston alexander
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>>64117172
All of Ray Borg's Bangers have been good stuff.
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>mfw Ameribongs were 3 minutes behind me watching TUF
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>>64117189
what happens if sage can't absolutely blitz him in the 1st?
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>>64117205
blitz him in the second?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNotUGrO4js

NEW EMBEDDED
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Mcgregor is Bruce Lee incarnate. Free your mind be formless like water, you see you put water into a tea pot it becomes the teapot, you put water into a cup it becomes the cup. Now water cna flow or it can crash, be water my friends :)
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>>64117205
Then he'll frigging goose him in the second!
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Let's predict some Joe and Goldie commentary on UFC 194 fight night /heem/:

>KEEPING IT NICE N FLOWY, MIKE!
>OHHHH!
>MOVE-MENT!
>HE'S LIKE A GHOST IN THERE, JOE!
>THE BRUCE LEE OF MMA
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>>64117215
I'm view number 280!
Feels GREAT being an early viewer
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>>64117215
>Conor is one of my employes
>his job is to promote the fight

underrated banter.
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>>64117231

>HE IS SO WOBBLY
>OH HE TAGGED HIM
>HE'S HURT
>LOOKING TO FINISH!
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>>64117189

>Natty
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>>64117231
>THERES THAT MOVEMENT THAT MCGREGOR HAS SPOKEN SO MUCH ABOUT, JOE
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Schaub /general/?
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>>64117215
How's the weight cut going, Conor?
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>>64117215
>2:20

Conor and his team confirmed for just memeing about mewvment.
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>Tfw Conor gets HEEM'D while doing his mewvments
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>>64117231
>Wow. Wow.
>There is nobody on this planet quite like that man
>Wow
>Right you are Joe, and now, he'll be on the cover of EA UFC 2, GET YOURS TODAY
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>>64117250
>being a fat slob
I looked like that in 11th grade.I look way better now. It's called going to the gym. Don't hate because you don't look like him.
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Artem Lobov vs Ryan Hall is the TUF 22 finals due to Saul Rogers inability to secure a visa.
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>>64117215
>>64117266
Huh, interesting. They show clips of both fighters being weighed in this episode. The clip with Jose has them weighing him and him being glad he's so close. With Conor he steps on the scale and they cut to another clip right after
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>>64117215

>speed
>efficiency
>movement

That's it mang. That's all you need.
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>>64117292
Is Saul "I'll rodge ya todge" Rodgers the next Glover Teixeira of Visa Issues?
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>>64117303
Is it possible to have all 3?
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>Wake up Cody, it's over bro
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>>64117211
hopefully he'll gas in the 1st
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>>64117215
>tfw I missed my chance to join the team
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R8 my multi m8
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>>64117340
You fucked up with the aldo pick
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>>64117340
You fucked up with the weidman pick
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>>64117340
You fucked up with the Northcutt pick
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guys I need to go poo so bad right now, should I bring my laptop in the bathroom with me so I dont miss any memes
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>>64117340
you fucked up with the edgar pick
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>>64117340
you fucked up with that uriah pick
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>>64117340
You got 3/5 right better look next time
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>>64117340

>Northcott

Are you sure you gave money to a legit bookie?
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>>64117385
absolutely
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>>64117215
>McGregor is getting coached in movement while signing autographs

He's gone too far lads
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>>64117401
He hasn't gone nearly far enough
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>>64117340
I hope u win m8
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>>64117385
you can use your phone bro
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>>64117215
>you will never have a Jose Aldo or a Conor Memegregor custom ps4
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>>64117215
>Dont have a signature.
What do I do if I ever become a famous athlete?
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>>64117452
wake up and put on your grocery store bagger apron and go to work
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>>64117452
just make one up
scribble until you find one you like
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>>64117471
my handwriting is shit tbqh senpai. I grew up using computers for everything
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>>64117215
It's hard to accept that one of Weidman or Rockhold has to lose.
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>>64117430
idk y but rich people getting free shit pisses me off. maybe because im a bitter DNB
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>>64117496
It's hard to accept that Aldo will lose via DQ when he soccer kicks Condor McWingspan into the nosebleeds
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>>64117231
>THIS IS WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR MIKE. SOMEONE WHO WOULD TAKE JOSE TO THE LIMIT AND WE'RE SEEING IT WITH CONOR.
>IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO EXECUTE THAT MOVEMENT
>IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOVEMENT, THIS IS ABOUT CONOR STEPPING UP FOR THE CHALLENGE AND EXCELLING AT IT!
>IF I'M FRANKIE EDGAR I'M KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON THIS FIGHT, JOE.
>WITH RONDA NOW BEING DETHRONED, IT MAKES YOU WONDER IF THAT'LL BE THE PATTERN HERE TONIGHT.
>HE IS MOVEMENT IN THE FLESH.
>AND ONCE AGAIN ALDO RETAINS, IN WHAT WAS A CONTROVERSIAL EARLY STOPPAGE.

Ugh and not to mention the pre-ppv/pre-hype Dana and Rogan skit.
>JOSE ALDO IS THEE POUND FOR POUND GREATEST MAN TO HAVE EVER COMPETED IN THIS SPORT AND HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DEFEND AGAINST THE MOST BRASH, MOST POLARIZING IRISH FIGURE SINCE, UH, FOREVER!
>CONOR IS A DESSSTROOOYER EVEN BEFORE HE GETS IN THE CAGE! HE BRAKES PEOPLE DOWN AND BEATS THEM EVEN BEFORE THEY GET A CHANCE TO PUNCH HIM.
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New embedded is up and it's 9 mins. Perfect time.
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>>64117508
You think Aldo will nutshot him with a kick?
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I have my spies in this general. I know every post that gets made.
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>>64117426
forgot muhcheetah
so many mixed emotions
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>>64117518
is perfect time a meme I just dont get?

>>64117520
>taking an Aldo kick to the balls
holy christ. Imagine the bruises on Fabers leg all over your junk.
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>2400 posts in 24 hours
heem a cooking tbhfam
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>>64117526
>is perfect time a meme I just dont get?

it's science.
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>>64117426
>dem tits
sauce?
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>>64117526
Its 9:00 la
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>>64117526
I think he probably will do it, too.
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>>64117340

Fluffed it with Aldo and Rockhold.
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>>64117289

The guy in front of him is a professional athlete as well and has NORMAL definiton compared to that roided freak. Keep dreaming buddy
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>>64117452

>dont have a signature

heres a hint: its your name in cursive
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Chael and Ariel interview from today. Great stuff.

Ariel is such a Chael mark

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAPjzZmLuhU
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>>64117605
i cant write cursive
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Why the actual fuck is there zero coverage on these two...
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>>64117254
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>>64117640
Because real fight fans already know this is the real main event of the weekend. ;)
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>>64117640
Because one of them popped for roids and the UFC is keeping this fight hushed so everyone forgets about it later on
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>>64117640
they don't speak english and are both going to pop after the fight
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>>64117640
because casuals don't know who they are.
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lads I think my dispatcher is a fight fan. Call 3105499446 and listen to the recorded message. I tried recording it with vocaroo but it wont detect my laptop's mic.
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honestly what was her deal?
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>tfw I only discovered this glorious drawing today
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Who has a bigger chance of getting popped after this weekend

Yoel Romero or Sage Northcutt
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>>64117696
Yoel
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>>64117682
She snorted some alpha brain right before
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>>64117215
needs more northcutt
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Why don't all fighters take alpha brain?
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>>64117682
which one you referring to?
the ring girl is avoiding looking at the guy directly, so is the dykey, who's eyeing the ring girl because yes

and to be honest, I don't know whether to decide the ring girl is kinda sick of being eyed by the dykey or if she's fighting desires.
the second is kinda autistic, so I'll go with the first.
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>>64117682
She's not use to seeing hot guys like Aljamain and Reem, maybe Sage if you're into meat with no flavor get undressed in front of her. Also I hate it that Vanessa is always looking at herself on the big screen.
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>>64117640
No one would who hasn't already bought the PPV will buy it for these guys la
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBVKyq1Y9J
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>>64117764
Send postcard?
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>>64117764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2hKBy18pj
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>>64117702
I was standing a foot from my laptop and thought for sure it was this pic
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you goofs are too easy
Dana bought Sage to kill the Jon Jones is fake meme
Worked like a charm
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>tfw derailing the pedo general
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>Tyson Fury got keked

The british never disappoint
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>Rousey vs Holm UFC 200
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>>64117522
And Aldo has an army of anti-spies, or as they're known in short lingo, aspies.
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lads post fight week media/content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QthM-pk-va0
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>>64117949
who would've pictured mma fans getting hyped for a woman's fight as the headliner of ufc 200
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>>64117949
How did we go from this...
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>>64117910
>tfw i'm in that thread
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Post yfw Ronda gets memekicked again
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Helwani interviews Chael about 194. Quality Chael banter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAPjzZmLuhU
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>>64118020
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>>64118020
see
>>64117910
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>>64118021
Those last 15 seconds. His execution and ability to not stutter is incredible. Truly the GOAT on the mic
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>>64117189
Daddy did so good
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I hate wrestling.
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>>64117215
>dem brazilian bantz
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fucking lol! wheres that english kek who loves Saul? Fuck you faggot the paki lied on his visa
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Why is this allowed?
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>>64117107

I hope this pfister soft cock faggot gets knocked spark out and butchered by sage northGOAT he pisses me off so much with his retarded face and prepubescent teenage girl body, and then he has the cheek to talk shit about the God, he should learn his place, and he will.
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>>64118175
And Rogan tried to tell me that McGregor surpassed Chael as a shit talker. Bullshit.
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>>64118357
how does pfister lifting and training all day and don't gain muscle
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>>64118334
I haven't watched the TUF episode, what actually happened?
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>>64118357

because this is the UFC, where the fights are fixed and the rules dont matter
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>>64118386
Saul joined ISIS and Trump banned him from the US
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>the Irish will be gone again after the weekend
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>>64118380

Because he eats oatmeal
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>>64118414
Why can't you niggers of Europe spew honesty for once?
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>>64118415

How does he play the DS if his arms are tucked inside?
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>>64118357

look at this lil weasle stooped over with his gremlin face and muscleless body, bowing to the superior god of war, sage thundercock the destroyer of pussy
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CHRIStmas came early.
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>>64118414
only funny thing an irish poster ever said
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>>64118438
Saul lied on his Visa and is now likely perma banned from the US

https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/674815220234240000
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>They're gonna make Holly do nothing for 8 months just so their cash cow can learn how to not fight like a drunk in the octagon and learn boxing fundamentals.

Great organization.
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>>64118464

He looks oddly relaxed for this fight. I'm worried.
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>>64118479
Wasted talent.
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>>64118499
The Chris is going to beat the fuck outta Luke and all the faggot Cockholders itt can cry about it
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>>64118479

Can't he fight in overseas cards? :-D
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>>64118464

CHRIStmas is over no more presents.
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WHEN JOSE'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THAT CANVAS

ITS GONNA BE A FIRST ROUND KO MARK MY WORDS
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TELL JESUS OIM CUMMIN. CALL MARY TELL ER ITS RED PANTY NOIGHT
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>>64118357


there is NOBODY that looks like this. The kid has fucking looney tunes biceps. He undermines this whole organization
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who /ugly/ here?
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>>64118481
ronda said she can't eat apples, i think she is injured
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>>64118594

2% body fat.
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>>64118594
154 lbs at 6 feet is fucking crazy. Look at how fucking lean his face is too
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>>64118605

that and juice.
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>>64118594
bodybuilding bro
the amount of fluid they can cut is incredible
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>>64118594
northcutt fails at the top 10, becomes the best nutritionist in mma and totally shit's on dolce's spot.
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>>64117682
Does qt polo weigh in assistant girl work for MGM or UFC?
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remember this natty champ
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>>64118674
snorthing alpha shark brain isn't illgal breh
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dana white told everyone ronda was barely hurt and is ready for an immediate rematch, then this interview came out where ronda says she can't train for 3-6 months.

dana why you lyyyyyin
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Sage bless
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>>64118499
Everyone's too relaxed, what the fuck; what the fuck. Conor especially. Put 189 Conor side by side with 194 Conor, they're like different people. What's happened? Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>64118722
How do I prevent my son from being a Pfister instead of a Northcutt?
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>>64118723

189 Conor looked like he was gonna die now he's just doing movement and making memes.
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>>64118723
Conor got a nutritionist, Ido and no coco
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>>64118723
everyone on this ppv that gets points is going to make a million dollars. i'd be comfy too
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>>64118739
well if his head is too big for his body he might be a Pfsiter
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>>64117340
fuck m8 tab carry ufc?

The website isn't showing anything
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>>64118741
>>64118767
I think it was the combination of USADA and the IV ban. Fighters can no longer push themselves to the point of insanity, incoherent rage, to... the dark side the force awakens
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>>64118723
Been there done that mate.

Conor will be amped at weigh ins though off of whatever un-detectable amphetamines Dana gives him to make it through the weight cut.
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>>64118575
Artem, pls go
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Conor got so emotional when Artem won, what a loyal good friend he is, Conor bless.
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>>64118481
Holly's team wants the Miesha Tate fight and that's what the UFC should make while Ronda is recovering and learning how to fight again. Keeps Holly busy and the division moving instead of on hold for Ronda to come back.
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>>64118479
What a fuckin' goof
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>>64118925

Dana said that everything is booked up till July 9th, and that's the soonest Holly can fight which is total bullshit.
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>>64117189

He counts his kiddie karate tournaments as "world championships"

Has there every "My faith is the most important aspect of my life. I have seventy-seven world titles in martial arts. Throughout my entire career, I've tried to be a leader and a role model, and be a person of character and integrity. That comes from my relationship with Jesus Christ. I intend on spreading that Gospel around the world."

Holy titties I hope this guy get's heem'd so hard he sees jesus
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>>64118925

What are the chances Ronda has another mental break down and just gets fat or something, maybe even some sort of drug addiction.
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>>64118947
>>>/r/atheism

you're just mad you dont have dem muscles
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>>64118945
Yeah, that sounds like bullshit to me honestly. He just wants the rematch for UFC 200 and make big bucks.
Pissed cause I want to see Holm vs Tate honestly
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>The very real reality that DC, Rockhold and Cain could be champs in 2 months
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>>64118972
as long as she ends up with dat ass
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>>64118972
Well she's already pooping in woods and using entire rolls of toilet paper plus eating fast food, so I'd say pretty good tbqhwyf
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>>64118947
>he sees jesus
should go train with Yoel
play the horn, read the bible and eat protein every morning
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>>64118977
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>>64118947

You dropped your fedora pham
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>>64118996


>reveals that she went through a dark period battling depression, eating disorders, and drug and alcohol abuse in her late teens and early 20s.
>After winning the 2008 Olympics, she says she took a year off “to party” and ended up heavily using Vicodin, pot and alcohol, often starting her day with a “cigarette and vodka espresso.”

yes looks like i'm onto something here, shall be interesting to see, despite what dana says she seems extremely mentally weak to me.
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>>64118984
>DC

Not a chance
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has anyone seen the newest episode of Kingdom?
I'm nearing the end, Jay's opponent is played by Joseph Benavidez.

I think I'm done with it after this season though.
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Sage should come with some sort of trigger warning
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>>64118594
Is it alright if this makes sick to look at? I respect him as a fighter but looking at him kind of makes me want to vomit.
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>>64119056
>>64119056
Yeah, this season has been a little weak so far. I'll probably stick through the first few episodes of Season 3 and see if it's worth watching or dropping entirely.
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Artem Vs Hall?!!

The last ep of TUF couldn't have possibly gone any better. Saul 'wrestlefuck' Rogers is banned from america, Juicy 'annoyingfuck' J is heemed in 60 seconds, and Ryan 'the wizard' Hall is slated to fight Art/heem/ for the finale.

It's an embarrassment of riches.
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>>64118982
>Holm vs Tate
I want Holly to fight sooner rather than later, but don't really care if it's Tate, Nunes, Pena, or Zingano.
If Ronda wants to fight at UFC 200 then they should probably have Holly wait till then.
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>>64118806
Yeah brah since about 193 you can bet on it now it's good shit
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>>64118704
Ronda is on a strict fast-food only diet for the next 12-200 months.
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>>64118704
*ghasp* how shocking!

>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/9/9878362/ufc-189-194-news-interview-jose-aldo-wife-dana-white-you-have-to-fight-injury
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>>64119081
Did you watch it? Next week will have Ike Vallie-Flag as Wheeler's opponent.
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>>64118357
Finally I know what it would look like if I had a staredown with sage.
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Cody hired people to boo Sage to make him feel better, then he had a mini heart attack on stage out of sheer fear cause he realized that he's fucked, as can be seen in OP's pic, can't wait for sage to unleash the rage on this guy.
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>>64119099
Gif of Juicy j getting /heem/?
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>>64119099

Seeing that lanky twat get massacred made me smile.
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Updated

Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
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>>64119280
>mfw at least a 6th of those predictions was made by me

feels good.
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>Pfister calling Sage a kid
>he cant even grow facial hair
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So Marcin vs Juicy J and Abner vs Chris have also been added to the TUF card
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>>64119442
>Edgar in the light
>Chad in the dark
It's like pottery
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>>64119280
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/3KzHcRt-IhU


hnggggggg
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http://strawpoll.me/6226374
>http://strawpoll.me/6226374
http://strawpoll.me/6226374
>http://strawpoll.me/6226374
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Call me mystic Mac because I predict deese tings (final TUF episodes).

Also, lets speculate, what has Saul lied about on his visa application? What crime did he do?
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Why hasn't the UFC paid someone to teach Aldo English?
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>>64119177
No DirecTV for me. Still waiting for it to pop up for download so probably later tonight or tomorrow
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>>64119523
Who needs English when you have an Irishman to promote for you.
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>>64119466
They're both good guy manlets tbf. Not rooting against either.
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>>64119527
I can link you a stream if you want.
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>>64119442
>Abner vs Chris
Nice, rooting for Chris.
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>>64119550
Sure man. Thanks
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>>64119523
They are notoriously bad at catching audiences. In fact, they'd rather you swallow the nationality stitch so they don't have to try harder.
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>>64119523
It wouldn't matter.
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>tfw just skimmed thread
>tfw would heem every pussy here in under 1 minute
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>what's your favorite striking technique, heem?
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>>64117295
noticed that too
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>>64119561
>>64119561
http://projectfreetv.so/kingdom-season-2-episode-9/

vidzi worked well for me, but best try it yourself.
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>>64118479
What a let-down.
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>>64119602
These days, I don't force my game into artificial categories anymore. Standup, groundgame, striking or grappling are not part of my vocabulary anymore, if anything, I view them as restrictions. For me, fighting means only one thing, and that is moving my body and that of my opponent. I look at other fighters, and I see nothing but stiffness. Bruce Lee said it best with the famous quote: "Be water, my friend.", which is exactly what I have become. I AM water, my movement is a single, unstoppable flow, transitions are not a part of my game. When I come at you, it's like being hit by the elements, be it an unstoppable, rapid stream or a hurricane tearing down whatever dares to stand in its way. I just hope you know what you're in for, because one thing is certain - you don't move like I move.
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>>64119666
Thanks family. Have a Joanna webm.
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Only chance Honda has for 200 is trane movement

She was just stuck in the mud at 193
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>>64119800
mewvment*
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>>64119800
Well she lives in SoCal, so there's lots of sand and railings.
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Australians of Heem
Particularly residents of Sydney
Give me the name of a bar that will be showing 194 in the city. Preferably one near darling harbour. And preferably not an irish pub. Whilst i will be rooting for connor, i cant be arsed with a bunch of drunk irish dickheads.
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>>64119748
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>>64119821
I recommend the Salty Swallow.
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>>64119666
nice, i might get it to work think i only watched 1-2 episode before my links shit the bed at the beginning of the season
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>>64119493
>>64119502
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>>64119829
lol
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>>64119821
Might want to try a bar outside Sydney then
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>>64117107
>December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas (Tomorrow)
What time will this be on in Syd, AUS time?
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>>64119858
How about you figure it out by yourself like a big boy.
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>>64119858
18 bongs
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>>64119841
I've met lots of irish people. Some of them good, some of them bad, but all of them funny. So a bar with a few drunken irish people,is fine, but i cba with no irish bar with fucking hundreds of em.

Having said that though, i would watch the fight with a room full of irish people than a room full of brazilians. They are annoying as fuck.
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>>64117189
that chin is hard to tuck
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>>64117107
kek
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>>64119125
>Shit striking
>Keeping Edmond on the team

Holm is going to win regardless.
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>>64117385
I hope you had a good bowel mewvment.

Nice and flowy.
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>>64119884
nah. just tell me str8 up dad
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Im sick of seeing this stupid Vanzant bitch. Who's betting on Rose Thug
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How many bongs until I get naked?
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>>64117974
>>64118021
>the fucking interviewers are interviewing themselves

That's just wrong. It's like incestuous cannibalism. I can't watch that shit.
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just two more sleeps
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>>64119993
sounds hot bro
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>>64119713
Truly we are entering a new era.
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when was the last time you pfisted your gf, lads?

better pfist her today than tomorrow

you know she can't live without the pfist

#cantlivewithoutpfist
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>>64119962
>betting on someone because you don't like their opponent
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>>64120045
>not voting with your heart
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Do people actually think Conor is going to win? Aldo is a far more complete fighter than Conor. The only thing Conor has on Aldo is reach.
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>>64120064
yo what the shit?
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