NO CASUALS ALLOWED EDITION
>SL have lost Sanga, DPMD, their keeper and a bowler
>Are shit
>NZ are using this as an opportunity to get Kane's average above 50, and also to give Guppy another chance
Join us, tru cruket fans, as we witness the greatest batsman of all time
Or, if you're a filthy casual, you could watch the shitty as fuck test between Ausfailia and the Worst Tendies.
Oh shit, just realised Craig ins't playing
Weird
>Guppy
>Latham
>the greatest batsman of all time
>Taylor
>Captain Meme
>Santa
>Watling
>Basedwell
>Wagner
>Southee
>Trnt Blt
NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (this innings): 173
lads
Who /arse/ here? WE DID IT LADS
fucking hot shit that was a sexy off drive am i rite lads
/cric/ casual here, ama
>>64112321
who do you think is the best batsman in the world
>>64112334
Kane right now desu
>>64112334
Steven Peter Devereux Smith
>>64112369
Good answer
>>64112387
Bad answer
Who /watchingatpubthatgotrobbed/ here?
>>64112334
Sachin Tendulkar
Man this ground looks comfy
Fuck auckland
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/674711148537581568
Will Turgess play in the NFL?
>New Zealand vs Sri Lanka
>Australia vs West Indies
How boring. Good thing South Africa vs England should start soon.
>>64112730
LEE FUGG LE AWGLANG XDDD
>>64112778
England wins lol
>>64112806
When they turn Victoria park into a based comfy ground I'll stop complaining, because it WOULD be the best ground in the country if they did, but they won't, because they're faggots.
>>64112778
Tbh now that SA have been ruthlessly exposed it'll be a total blowout to be honest pham
>"Williamson is a player of today and tomorrow"
What insightful commentary
>the decrepit hovel of Poo Peeland
>>64112816
>>64112837
I think at home SA will fare much better and England don't have any good spinners to trouble them with.
>>64112852
>listening to commentary
m8
>>64112889
i wish i could mute the commentary and just listen to the sounds of the game
fuck that would be comfy
>>64112879
Doesn't matter, saffer pitches aren't going to be decrepit clumps of dirt like the curry pitches. Just need their quicks to bowl well and I feel the SA batsmen would be pretty psychologically rattled after getting comprehensively destroyed. They'll probably just try to block everything again and frustrate England
>mfw these faggot won't get out and let me get a triple
>Mathews is LITERALLY Shit Lanka's best bowler
kek
KEK
This series is going to be abysmal
Should I go to one of the Christchurch ODIs? Our grounds are fairly uncomfy
Literally the Kiwi Cowan
has there ever been a 1 day test
or will today be the first?
>>64113099
>Hagley oval
>uncomfy
I hope you made a typo there, that thing's ruthlessly comfy
And go to the one on the 28th, boxing day will be packed and filled with normans
>this music
its official lads
Kiwi "coverage" is WORSE than Channel 9
>Want to see the Blackcaps play at the Basin Reserve this summer
>Don't know anyone here in Welly well enough who likes cricket
>tfw
>cumming your way
kek
>>64113293
>not just going by yourself
Cricket is one of the few sports in which going by yourself isn't awkward as fuck
PS I've had the same problem for years, although I've managed to get some new people slightly into it recently.
>>64113384
Thank you Dan-kun
which grounds are the Australia Tests at?
>inb4 Memeden Park
>>64113384
who, daniel?
Cheeky dismissal there Lakmal
Tom Latham is fucking horrible
le get a start and get out man
like a hybrid between Hughes and Cowan
>Latham
Why is his technique so solid but his wickets so fucking stupid?
Especially Perth 2nd innings
we /kane/ now
>>64113422
First at the Basin in Welly, the second is in Christchurch. Thankfully NZC are sane enough not to have any tests in Memeden at all this summer.
aaaaand we're back
>>64113484
Fuck this website and fuck the nip count who owns it
>"GOAT"
>batting average isn't even 50
>tfw Guptill's homebabby meme century that he'll get in this innings will guarantee him a spot for the next year
SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Will WI even get a wicket the whole match?
>Burns
>>64113595
fuck you
>borns
BASED tendies
>>64113595
fuck I cursed it
>>64113595
Fuck you desu senpai
>boourns
>Watch Tendies get clobbered around for first hour
>turn it off
>wicket 5 minutes later
Fuck sake.
time for memes
Reminder that if you are an Australian and you don't want to see the Windies put up a fight in this test, you are literally a seething summer of cricket casual.
>BASED STRAYA MATE, FUCK BURNS IS OUT :(
Kill yourself. The Windies have literally 0 chance in Melbourne and Sydney, and every team is a homebabby these days. It would be genuinely exciting if they could put up a fight in this test.
>you now remember Suileman Benn
They both look like the opposite spectrum of the retarded kids forced to play on the team.
poo peelanders literally poorious about their precious thread getting hijacked
>>64113679
>>64113679
>Reminder that if you are an Australian and you don't want to see the Windies put up a fight in this test, you are literally a seething summer of cricket casual.
Do people actually enjoy completely one sided test matches? I enjoy ODI and T20 matches where one team just annihilates, but I much prefer evenly matched tests that go for the full five days
>>64113722
>Yet another awkward expression from Smoth
Is he the Ed Milliband of cricket?
>>64113726
Summer of cricket casual bogan detected and CONFIRMED
>>64113731
see >>64113726
>And James Brayshaws' already here
reminder international cricket is at an all time low and there are no good teams or memorable players
>>64113763
mate literally everyone want the windies to get their shit together
>>64113814
No, there are CLEARLY MULTIPLE PEOPLE in this thread who were upset when that wicket fell, and would have preferred to see Australia reach 0/500.
Only the ultimate casual bogans would act like that.
gonna go to the gym and perv on some girls t b h
Based Kane on beautiful 50 watch
>Literally an all star coaching staff of Ambrose, Walsh and Richardson
>Given a team of complete retards to work with because the WI cricket board is corrupt and wants their best players out of the game
Fuck me this is depressing.
based slats on telestrator watch
>>64113838
>0/500
fuck that I want 0/1000
who else /nrl/ here?
>>64113880
yeah mate BASED STRAYA CUNT
prime cunny on the hill
>>64113933
How many daddies do you think brought them to the match?
Hopefully Warner will get 400, now that's entertaining cricket for mine
Gentleman how do we fix the West Indies?
just going to kfc now lads, you want anything
>>64113963
I'm taking my fiancée's daughter to the boxing day test,hope she doesn't get too bored
why are more people posting in this thread?
inb4 aus vs wi is shit
This is literally a T20 match.
>>64113989
just some chips
Is Tasmania the most meme state of Australia?
>it's a Warner and Smith make centuries and Australia's innings ends at 7/550 declared while playing at home episode
yawn
ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOPER DOOPER
>>64114069
international cricket is literally dead
>>64114069
its that or have the 3 day test we did in adelaide
can't wait for the meme bash 2bh
>>64114099
same here lad
>>64114111
who /stars/ here? If Wright and Petersen click they might not actually choke in the finals again
>Losing a wicket to the Windies
Are Australia, dare I say it, finished?
Guppy and Kane are beginning to look a wee bit shaky in this NZ test now
>This fucking RACV ad
Jesus fucking Christ.
What's a better cricket ground
University Oval or Bellerive Oval?
>2 tests going on at the same time
>ded thread
get your shit together /cric/!
>>64114216
>Losing a Test to the Windies
Whose career do we end so Cook doesn't cop the blame?
Chris Jordan it is.
>>64114329
international cricket is dead
there is hardly any interest in either of these "test series"
>meme shit
AUSSIES BTFO
>Stoove
> SPC Smoth
>These Mitchell Johnson ads
Absolute tip top kek
>Kane outperforms Smoth yet again
no surprises there tbqh
>OH NICK
>game thread is for NZ v SL
>everyone's posting about the Australian test
>there's literally one PP in this thread (the OP)
you CANNOT make this shit up
Who can stop us?
>>64113793
it's truly pathetic how modern batters get to pad their averages
What the fuck is the scoring system for this shit?
Why the fuck is someone 6 foot 8 yet bowling less than 130km?
>>64114460
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>64112334
Steve Smith
>>64114476
>benn bowls spin
reporting in
is this the thread everyone is using for AUS vs WI cricket match?
>>64114552
>KFC crisps
>>64114552
Those zinger chips are terrible, should have stopped off and got some pic related
>>64114596
>>64114598
yeah I heard, but they were $1 with the meal so I decided to go for it
>>64114552
it is m8
the pp who this thread is on pooicide watch right now due to all the discussion being about the Australian test
>shitner
>shitner
>Windies actually bowling well
I'm happily surprised. Should be a good game
>Australia losing to the West Tendies
JUST
>Ausfailia
>shitner
>post yfw Ausfailia get bowled out for under 300
>>64114687
You mean 200.
hey lads i've never played cricket before, am 24, what are my chances of getting in the test team in the next few years
my last name's Marsh if that helps
>>64113293
I'll be there for the first aussie test
look for the guy in the banana suit
>>64114724
>he wants to be Australian so badly that he dresses up as a banana so someone can bend him
>tfw guptill is a bigger home baby than warner
>>64114690
that would be too epic for even the Windies to do
i dont really know this windies outfit, any good memes?
>You will never live in Poo Peeland
why live
>>64114789
the whole team is a meme
>who /putacheeky100ontheWestIndies/ here?
Any Christmas Ideas for the gf lads?
>>64114887
hundreds arent cheeky mate
what the fuck am I watching
Hope Guptill gets out on 99 desu
I'm meeting Freddy Flintoff next year lads, what should I say to him?
>>64114887
madman
>>64114911
>hundreds arent cheeky mate
Maybe if you're an engineering student
Guptill on homebabby hundred watch
>the australians are here
>they haven't made their own thread
Kindly fuck off, this is for the SL game
Also, if you didn't TOTALLY expect this from guppy then you are a seething casual. He's literally just claimed the opener's spot for another year.
GOATILL ON CENTURGOAT WATCH
>>64114989
if we left this thread would have about as much activity as /rug/
WHEN will you peewis learn that AusGODS RUN /cric/
>>64114989
about the AUS vs WI game, I'm kind of glad to see the tourists get a few wickets against us in the first session. Watching us steamroll them would be less entertaining than a tight contest. But, it's still early. We'll see how it goes.
With that shot his average went above 30 again lmao
Sometimes I forget that Guppy literally was 11 runs from a test match double and yet still has an average of 30
>>64115005
That's the point you fuckwit, this is the comfy thread
Fuck off and take your boring as fuck game to another thread
>>64115039
your tears will only make us stay longer
>>64115039
The Windies game is LITERALLY and OBJECTIVELY more interesting than the pile of trash you're watching
Superior BBC>Shit Lanka
can't wait for ACA tonight desu
>>64115102
Cool, you watch it then.
Fatt on weight watchers
>>64115128
>not watching one on the TV and the other on Foxtel Go like a true patrician
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FUCKING CASUAL DETECTED
>Rugby is actually popular in Sri Lanka
wat
>>64115128
I am
>>64115151
Tbh I was watching both for a while at the gym they had both on tvs next to each other
Only time I use the bikes really is when the cric is on
>Russell Arnold shilling how great Shit Lanka is
>he lives in Sydney
he has alot in common with you Peewis
who /getting drunk in the middle of the day/ here?
what the fuck is going on with channel 9
anyone else think Windies bowling these massive no-balls at the start of sessions and spells is suss as fuck?
>Kane
Bane? Part of your plan to get out that close to your century?
BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL
BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL
>>64112778
It'll be the only good series of the summer
The Saffers and poms are close enough to each other
Is Tasmania a meme?
>>64115388
The biggest meme in Australia
>Kane out
Feck
Would been nice to see another 100
>>64113587
Good call
Daniel is LITERALLY losing it lads, getting nothing but unbridled aggression from him
first two Windies wickets were quality tbqh
England would smash all you cunts tbhonest lads imo.
>>64115526
Probably right
TIL the russian empire sold Alaska to the united states in 1867 for $7.2m
kek
KEK
Reminder I TOLD you casuals that Voges was the BEST middle order batsman in the world
>ZEND SLATS UP THE CHERRY PICKA XD
Is S.Marsh and M.Marsh related to Super Smash Brothers?
Why is darsh still in the team?
just had some weetbix lads
Is Slats elite?
>>64115655
Because his name is Marsh
>>64115672
dare i say it
does anyone else unironically sit down when you piss?
AHAHAHA WHERE WILL THEY SEND THR COMMENTATORS NEXT AHHA
NO ONE IS SAFE, REMEMBER WHEN THEY SENT IAN HEALY TO THE SCOREBOARD THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMEN
>>64115473
Warrican keeps pushing for the flight and variations when he places it better than most international spinners.
Though Windies bowlers aren't there weakness.
>>64115669
how many did you do?
>inb4 less than 4
>>64115704
no, but I do piss in the sink every time because it's a more convenient height and easier to aim
>>64115721
6 lad
>Smith out for 10
Has he been exposed?
>tfw you could easily manage 8 weetbix as a kid
>can barely get down 4 now
>>64115550
you need to be 18+ to post on this website
>>64115742
solid amount, banana on top?
>tfw know a mate who uses orange juice instead of milk
>>64115763
Bane>Kohli>Smoth>Root
>only 20C in Hobart
32 here, suffering desu
ELLYSE ON TV
fucking hell those ads are horrendous
>>64115797
fuck off fag
I had to get through three days of 40 degree heat with a broken air conditioner on the weekend
>>64115795
>Kholi above anyone
I like the lad, but no
>>64115715
I spotted the street shitter lads
>>64115790
never even tried weetbix with fruit
>>64115795
Kohli isn't part of the big 4 anymore m8, Warner's knocked him out
Kane>Warner>Root>Smith>Mathews
>genuine express fast bowling
>>64115790
>mfw I have an uncle who puts water on his weet bix
I don't see him anymore
>>64115828
>He has an air conditioner
>Michael Slater and Shane Warne
>Failor
Guptill will actually be batting with MemeCullen
>>64115652
worst Marsh is Luigi
best Marsh is Mario
Rod Marsh is Wario
>le score 290 and secure another 12 months in the team in which you do nothing else man
what a meme
>Handy innings here
IT'S THE FUCKING FOURTH WICKET PARTNERSHIP IT'S WHAT THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING DOING YOU BOGAN FUCK
Guppy to choke before a double again, I'm saying 185 this time
Cap this post
10c lads, getting a bit of a tan.
>Bane and Taylor out
>Guptill is still in and scored a fucking century
>>64115852
That's not a sudden thing, Warner's been one of the best of the current generation for years now
I'd probably put Smith ahead of Root for now. Root's good, but he doesn't make the big scores Smith is capable of
>>64115845
Literally no idea how you came to that. He's a spinner doing well at Bellerive; not an easy.
>>64115925
literally every old player ever
>>64115967
Root literally has to prove himself in SA otherwise he'll be discarded as a meme. Two centuries at least or he's shit.
Smith needs to prove himself in any sort of situation that isn't just flat tracks and easy oppositions. Root's hundred at Trent Bridge was better than all of Smith's hundreds thus far.
Gabriel's got a big butt lads
>>64116058
>butt
You say bum like a normal person you seppo wannabe.
do all windie spinners bowl left-arm vettoris?
Christmas soon lads.
>>64116087
Arse you cunt
>>64115967
when I picked those 4, I meant young future captains that bat @ 3
Why aren't the Ausshits in the designated containment thread?
>>64094713
>>64094713
>>64094713
Who let this happen?
>>64116098
Bum is still Srayan mate; he was being too effeminate to say arse.
>>64116117
(You)
>>64116096
Christmas would be 10x better if I didn't have to socialise with people I don't like
>>64116117
It's too difficult of a concept for them to grasp, having two matches at the same time
>>64116117
saw this thread first iah (in all honesty)
>>64115981
The BCCI Facebook page is this way man>>>>>
>it's raining (You)s hallelujah
>>64113679
>>64113763
>>64113838
>>64113901
>he thinks this is some kind of unique, patrician opinion held only by cricket connoisseurs such as himself
most people hope minnow opponents like the windies and new zealand are competitive when touring australia. the only countries i'm genuinely perturbed about losing to are england and india.
>spingsteen tinnitus
wot
>>64116150
>see thread
>"New Zealand v Sri Lanka"
>HUR DUR THIS MUST BE WEHER WE TALK ABOUT STRAYA :DDD KFC CHANNEL 9 CANT' BEAD DAT DASTE :DDDDD
these fucking tweets are retarded
>Brendan "good against shitters and in ODIs" McCullum
>memeslashing boundaries
>>64116181
thought the one from last night died desu
y u so made lmoa
>tfw no (you)s
>>64116181
They're fucking obsessed with the BSKs mate. You should know that by now.
>No late night England /cric/ this winter
>Playing Saffers during normie times
JUST
>>64116181
>he actually wants a thread filled entirely by 3 people with multiple personalities
>>64116212
here senpai
@64116212
Stop pandering to Ausfails and I'll (You) you all day
>>64116193
Is there a Pee Pooland replacement yet?
He should stand down as captain and let Bane take over, he's entirely responsible for the series loss against >us with his meme ""tactics""
based Nicholas dropping elite truth bombs
Slats on pooicide watch
>>64116239
Bane's not a leader really. Just a quiet assassin.
I thought Taylor was a better captain than McCullum tbH, but that would be moving backwards.
>>64116212
Here you go lad
So if there were to be a Test Championship, you think the prize money should be donated to charity?
What the hell is the point of playing professionally then?
>>64116262
Dunno about his leadership, but I've liked his tactical side on the few times I've seen it
I'd agree on Taylor though
>>64116286
>playing for charity
>>64116262
>le fug le Brebdan MgGullum!1!!@44
>>64116348
>Not giving to charity
Enjoy hell faggot.
>>64116375
>any of the money actually goes to the cause at all
Keep donating, Poo Peetain
>>64116375
CUNT BEAD DAD DASDE
>Sanga and Mahela retired
>Malinga pregnant and only plays meme cricket
>Herath still drives a cab in the off-season
Shit Lanka is gonna be Worst Indies tier in a few years
