Detroit Red Wings @ Washington Capitals
Game starts at 7:30 EST
Red Wings projected lines
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Dylan Larkin Henrik Zetterberg Justin Abdelkader
Brad Richards Pavel Datsyuk Darren Helm
Gus Nyquist Riley Sheahan Tomas Tatar
Joakim Andersson Luke Glendening Tomas Jurco
Niklas Kronwall Mike Green
Danny DeKeyser Jonathan Ericsson
Brendan Smith Alexey Marchenko
Jimmy Howard
Petr Mrazek
Scratches: Jakub Kindl
Injuries: Kyle Quincey, Johan Franzen, Drew Miller, Teemu Pulkkinen
Power-play units:
Larkin-Zetterberg-Nyquist, Abdelkader (net front), Kronwall
Tatar-Datsyuk-Sheahan (net front), Richards-Green
Capitals projected lines
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Alex Ovechkin Nicklas Backstrom T.J. Oshie
Marcus Johansson Evgeny Kuznetsov Justin Williams
Jason Chimera Jay Beagle Tom WIlson
Brooks Laich Michael Latta Andre Burakovsky
Nate Schmidt John Carlson
Karl Alzner Matt Niskanen
Dmitri Orlov Taylor Chorney
Braden Holtby
Philipp Grubauer
Stream
watch?v=HE3PJiworFQ
>Craps
PRAY 4 HOWARD
First for Larkin.
>NBC Sports feed
kill me
>>64094951
only one man can turn this crazy lesbian straight
>>64094956
>tfw glorious Ken and Mickey
>>64094956
In b4 the butthurt red wings haters that disappear once they start winning.
Whaddafug? When did Ken start doing commentary for NBC?
>>64094502
Thanks for making the OP.
>>64094956
At least Ken Daniels is there, it could be worse.
>>64095013
Nobody told Mickey where to get his gluten free fix in DC, he's staying home.
>>64095022
did you mean to reply to me? I dont understand your point
FSD is GOAT
>>64095032
you're welcome. As long as kenny is around I can stand it. NBC casters a shit
i forget the other network, but their's were actually pretty good.
I honestly think Ken is far and away one of the best commentators in the game right now
>>64095079
I forgot he doesnt travel anymore. Feels bad man
Ken Daniels looks like he has been crying.
Probably because he has to deal with Pierre "The Penis" McQueer all night.
>>64095080
During nationally televised games on NBCSN or NHLN a bunch of assholes show up in these threads bitching about the Wings and memeing it up. They shut up once the game starts looking like it's going in Detroit's favor.
>>64095089
His excited voice is really good, really clear too
i heard some buffalel caster recently, sounded like he weighed 300 lbs and was 65 years old
>>64095089
He's underrated because he's overshadowed by Mickey, but I think he actually helps Mickey. I keep hearing Mickey get so excited he starts tripping over his own tongue, and Ken helps calm him down/enables his rants about pads and refs.
Come the fuck on Howard
im gonna keep bitching about NBC
i cant even see the SOG unless they decide to show me
>H10ward
LEL
wam bam thank you mam
>>64095237
This. The SOG-counter is really nice to have.
>>64095232
No mrazek. Lucky caps. Top 5 players here this game
>>64095271
Indeed
>>64094786
first for the kids
>Kronwall
Just awful. Needs to retire, can't play anymore.
>abby gives up the puck to reverse check ovi
fucking
STOP
LGRW
>>64094786
First for goose loosening
this is awful.
wings cant handle the puck or pass it
>>64095262
Where the black girls at?
>>64095364
They will come when you least expect them
>Mrazek has 2 fantastic games against Washington, including a 40+ save outing on a night where Ovi had 15 shots on goal
>play Howard instead
Sasuga
>>64095364
wings havent scored
>>64095443
howard is 4-0-0 in last 4 starts
>>64095428
Fuck the janitor let's do this
>have to use app to get SOG
smdhtbh
Who /WingswinatOT/ here?
>>64095490
caps might give >us a reg loss, bruv
are the avalanche still detroit's rivals? havent watched nhl in about 20 years
I like Howard...but I feel like Mrazek is a lot more consistent
>>64095485
;^)
>Green fumbles puck in his own zone, Caps score
I am so not missing him this year.
Wings fans
kronwall's contract expires before Ericsson's
how does this make you feel?
>>64095555
Quads for confirmed Red Wings win
>>64095524
>tfw you will never see something like the brawl at the joe again
>>64095559
It makes me feel cross.
>>64095559
Kronwall is getting worse. Ericsson at least improved a bit.
>>64095559
Like I'm going to have a stroke
I can't wait to see Larkin in his prime. What wings player is he closest to so far?
>>64095606
Yzerman almost
>>64095524
No, wongs don't have a rival like that anymore. Maybe Tampa, but I feel its just the annual feud with a team that beat >us in the playoffs.
YES LARKIN
+20
2
0
DYLAN
Y
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A
N
>>64095749
>Wings north vs. Wings south: yzerman boogaloo
Also, SCARRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRR
Is Larkin elite?
NOT EVEN SCARED
LARKIN DOING WORK AGAIN
>>64095821
Undoubtedly.
>>64095271
wew what a scarr
if anyone needs a link
http://blabseal.com/rangers/
>tfw no bantz about shoulder pads or fighting this game.
Mickey pls go to away games
Who /wingsbandwagoner/ here?
>>64095846
Don't you fucking jinx this, bees
>>64095805
didnt he get scored on?
>>64095885
Mickey vs the NBC commentators when?
I wanna see him verbally square off with Milbury and Eddie O
>>64095913
Wings are the best American fan base. Almost everyone in wings game threads are wings fans. The only close team i saw were the Tampa Bay sandwiches
Okay gang, let's hear it:
What justification will the NHL use for inevitably screwing Dylan Larkin out of the Calder trophy?
>>64095913
technically everyone here since the 90s
>caps without cups
>>64095929
man i havent been able to jinx a game in awhile, been busy with basketball threads
>>64095956
I hear that lad, just wondering who else isn't from Michigan and has the Wings as >their team
>>64095953
Mickey will start fighting them while laughing, and start telling them how in his day they didn't pass out after 30 punches
>>64095957
points
support
>>64095957
Muh McMeme comeback after injury.
>>64095957
Not meme enough
I feel like that whole 1st period was in slow motion. Not a lot of hustle out there.
>>64096039
first half: caps hustle
2nd half: wings hustle
lets see how the 2nd period goes
>>64095957
At larkin's current rate he is going to have a 30/30 season with a plus/minus somewhere around +50. The vote would have to be rigged to not give it to him so long as he keep this pace up.
>>64096060
Third period wings lead by 3 and choke. Then win in OT
>>64096098
this desu
I am a Capitals fan, and I don't want the Redwings to win the game tonight.
>>64096079
It will be rigged. Calling it now. NHL will rig it to bring attention to other teams. Wings fans will be fans cup or not. The NHL will want to promote others instead
What's your excuse for not having a black Red Wings gf?
>>64096123
rude
>>64096123
You take that back
>>64096135
nohs took all of mine
>>64096135
Low self esteem
>>64096135
I've put on a bit of weight and I've never been good with women
>>64096135
I live in the wrong place, odds are pretty high for finding one here.
I was just looking at the Wings schedule. Wtf is "Wild"
>>64096135
black girls dont like hockey
>>64096135
I don't want to die
>>64096213
Pedosota
>>64096135
I think mixed bebes are pretty ugly usually, can't find a girl attractive if I think our spawn will look wierd.
>>64096236
Michigan black girls do.
Rihanna looking old as fuck
>>64096236
>outdated stereotypes
/a/ here, first time watching sports. Man these commercials sure do suck.
>>64096251
Apparently that's someone name Andra Day
>>64096294
Post you're waifu, faggot
You picked a good sport, though. Wings are the greatest sports franchise the world has ever seen.
>>64096294
I didn't finish that show. Stopped after the break. Should I finish it senpai?
>>64096312
This. And when Mickey is the announcer wings games are the comfiest threads
>>64096273
>>64096251
90% of girls I met dont like hockey
10% of them were black, and belonged to the 90% that don't like hockey
but damn were they purdy
>>64096312
As a Capitals fan, I don't think your opinion is valid today, but it would be plausible if your favorite team and my favorite team weren't currently playing each other.
>>64096294
soccer has no commercials. its basically the same game as hockey too.
>>64096355
>Not picking up girls at the joe
>>64096135
>>64096159
Does nohs have a sister?
>>64096367
except hockey is faster and more violent and requires more skill
>>64096362
As a Wings fan, I still maintain my initial claim that the Red Wings are the greatest sports franchise the world has ever seen, but I respect the Capitals as an organization and I wish your team the best of luck in your future endeavors -- supposing you aren't playing the Wings.
>>64096362
>King of game 7s and first round exits
>Relevant
>>64096382
cant do that from GR
>>64096362
When will Ovechkin be old enough that the caps have to rely on a different strategy than "pass to ovechkin, no matter what"?
>>64096382
>first period intermission
>went out for a smoke
>two cute girls ask to bum a smoke from me
>introduce ourselves
>have nothing to say
>when they look away for a second, slink off into the crowd and smoke alone
>>64096409
Thanks friend.
>>64096312
No, this is tbqh. But Detroit is a close second.
>>64096438
That is depressing. Give it a go. They're wings fans too. They'll only minimally laugh
HOLY SHIT JURCO DID A THING
FUCKING NICE JURCO
HO LEE FUCK
JURCO DID SOMETHING
>>64096344
SCCAAAAAAAAARRRRR
I CAN'T STOP JURCIN' OFF LADS
w00t
JURCO DID SOMETHING!!!
Oh cool Jurco exists
Holtby shit his pants on that one
MEME'D ON CAPS
TOP LEL
>>64096428
This year desu.
He is still getting them goalz left and right, but the Caps have had a few people step up in the past 8 or so games.
Kuznetsov, Williams, and Orlov have stepped it up desu.
None of them would be shit without Holtby though, which, as I'm typing this, couldn't shoulder the team.
Well how about that!
Ausbro reporting. GO WONGS!
>>64096342
No it's garbage, just watch enough to fap to the doujins.
>>64096312
Here you go.
>>64096506
Didn't mean to quote, I'm gonna need that (You) back.
>>64096438
DUDE
>>64096578
No. It's mine now. I'll make it even and trade you one
>tfw people are cheering the other team's goaltender in your house
>>64096571
>Luka
>not Kurisu
Anon plz. At least you picked a >girl from a good show, tho
howard is gud
>>64096609
Refer to
>>64096409
DING
Caps organ player GOAT in Metro conference.
Caps fans getting triggered by the Forsberg mentions.
>>64096605
Thanks family
damn ferraro is actually doing pretty good in boston
we do have a shit ton of forwards, but still I would rather keep Ferraro than Glendening or Andersson
>>64096571
Already seen enough for that senpai, thanks.
>>64096663
>mfw could have been Ovi-Forsberg-Kuznetzov line but they traded him for Martin (0 goals) Erat
>>64096616
Don't be nice to him.
>>64096754
>Erat
fucking scammed the Caps
Is anybody more worthless than this waste of space?
>>64096774
That wasn't me. But Howard is good. I like Mrazek more, and I think he'll be a lot better soon. Howard has some good skills though.
>>64096754
not even that bad of a trade
erat is tearing up the KHL this year :^)
Has Smith gotten better? I haven't yelled at him nearly as much this season as I did last season.
>>64096833
Was that his Movember beard? Even Larkin did better and he's only just hitting puberty
>>64096859
Not really, the goaltending is just better.
>>64096859
I've been telling at him a lot, but not Ericsson too much.
I think Marchenko covers for a lot of Smith's faults tbqh
>>64096872
Yup.
His face pisses me off. The Caps try to push him so hard because he is an American player and can actually speak English. They have him on all the ads and all that. The guy is trash, and a black hole if you get him the puck.
>>64096915
>>64096859
I think Blash's system fits better for him. He can pinch more which he wasn't able to do as much under babs
>>64096941
He's a shootout star!
Whoops here's 3-on3 overtime now.
>>64096842
>it's not that bad of a trade
>one player is 21 year old top line center of an NHL team
>one player is 34 years old and can't even play in the NHL anymore
2/10 made me look up Erats age
>>64096859
smith is better, ericsson a shit
Is Blashills message "throw in front of our net"?
despite having the first shot go in, howard has impressed me thus far.
I just have more confidence in Mrazek. maybe it's just i can't trust howard anymore these days, he just lets down too often.
>>64097068
Hold you're praise until the last 3 minutes of the third are over pls and thnx
>>64096937
When I first saw they were paired together I was nervous because Marchenko makes a lot of risky pinching decisions. Honestly surprised at how well they've played together
>>64097068
howard is better at point shots
god damn Ericsson a shit
stupid penalty to take
>Ericsson penalty
Oh, wow. That's new
yfw Pierre will never give you a good can opener
Taking shit faced penalties vs this power play doesn't seem smart.
Howard says no.
Jim jam not film flammed
Ericsson must be a cool guy off the ice for Detroit to keep him on the team after all of the silly stuff he does
>he's our tough guy on defense
what a save
>>64097216
Can't Wow the How
>>64097229
reminder: howard is not bad
I've been gone for a while. What happened to all the tripfags?
>>64097311
Detroit m8 RIP
>>64097252
Can't Rim the Jim
>>64097311
Sacrificed their souls to Larkin
>>64097311
not sure what happened to nohs but bees went back to china, his visa expired
>>64097252
>>64097323
Can't shimmy one in on Jimmy
>>64097323
>pierre mcguire talking about how some players have 'street cred'
holy fuck what a dipshit.
>>64097311
NoHS got shot in a drive-by and his murderer finally figured out how to use his trip about 20 games into the season.
bees shows up occasionally (already in this thread I think), but he doesn't place a curse on the team anymore
Everyone else is ded.
>>64097311
I wasn't a tripfag but I was the guy always posting with the Philippines flag. I've been back in Detroit for the last few months.
>shot of Jumbotron
>see the words "Fans, please stop...."
>shows display ring around arena
>see the words "Behavior" and "Police"
What the hell is wrong with DC?
Here comes the 3rd. Will it be a 2-2 or 3-3 ot
>>64097386
really?
What are you drinking tonight, lads?
Got a Blue Moon with me here
>>64097402
Red wings go up 3-1, then 3-3 OT after 2 late goals.
>>64097402
3-3
Ovi
Datsyuk
Chorney
Zetterberg wins it in OT.
>this blonde in the intermission report
SEMEN DEMON
E
M
E
N
D
E
M
O
N
>>64097386
people get rowdy
Ford Field has a message from Golden Tate at the start of every game begging fans not to get violent
>>64097423
Great lakes brewing co variety pack. The porter is bad. Tastes like dark chocolate
>dallas has 5 shots
>3 goals
holy shit
.400 sv
>>64097423
Angry orchard. I dislike beer
>tfw the tigers will never ever be good again
>>64097423
labatt
>>64097351
>>64097536
? they'll be good this year m98yro
>>64097521
But anon, hard cider tastes like literal vomit. That's okay though. It's better than drinking trash beer like Milwaulkshit's best
>>64097521
Cider tastes like when you puke a little in your mouth and have to swallow it cause there is nowhere to spit it out.
>>64097536
> mfw the nats paid $210 million for our sloppy seconds and didnt even make the playoffs
Is it weirder to fap to tranny porn or piss porn?
>>64097672
Both. Stop being a degenerate.
>>64097672
>Is it weirder to eat dog shit or cat shit?
>>64097579
I honestly think they're done signing impactful players and .500 will be a good goal for them
>>64097665
>nast
>>64097521
> angry orchard
16 year old girls arent allowed on this site anon
but seriously they taste pretty good, but dont try to get drunk off of them. chugged a six pack and ended up feeling sick as fuck. they are like pure sugar.
>>64097672
tranny desu
>>64097672
>tranny porn
100% gay faggotry
>piss porn
100% normal fetish
Is tranny piss porn extra weird or do the two cancel each other out?
>>64097772
That's like asking "is it still gay if we add a third guy?"
>>64097772
Both are weird.
>>64097631
>>64097647
Im okay with it
Founder's Rubaeus is pretty great too
>>64097672
desu it depends on the type of piss porn
tranny porn is on a whole nother level
>>64097423
hamms
$11 for a 30 rack
>>64097826
You're okay with puke in your mouth? a/s/l? We're going to be famous
"That was an amazing tragedy, Ken"
>>64097859
24/m/GR
lets fight
>>64097736
Hard cider is when you want alcohol, but don't want to get drunk, but still want something that tastes *okay*
>>64097887
Fight? I thought we were going to make vomit porn senpai
>tfw moved from Fort Wayne, IN to DC
>tfw no more Three Floyds
>tfw no fresh Bells or Founders
kill me please.
Not worried tbqh
>>64097385
Oh I remember you.
>>64097736
>he doesn't drink the dryest cider he can find
>larkin gets laid the fuck out
>gets up and fights for the puck
this kid
>>64097930
is there a good hard cider brand
heading to the store right across the street now
>>64097950
kool file name
>>64097973
no
get that rootbeer whatever stuff tho. its decent and you dont look like a fagit
>>64097950
>cross eyed red wings fans
Swede bro, you can do better
>>64097973
Angry Orchard Dry
Harpoon
Stella make a decent on in a 4 pack
Rest are too damn sweet IMHO
>>64097973
Strongbow for dry
Angry Orchard for sweeter
Woodchuck for ultra sweet
>>64097973
don't fall for the meme
>>64097973
I really like Original Sin Cherry Tree
>>64097978
thanks, was harder to write than my 200 word essay
>>64097990
Maybe I can, maybe I can't
>>64097988
Not your father's root beer? Smooth as fuck desu. You get burned out quick drinking that though
>>64098030
Yeah thats the one. Gay fucking name though. First one tastes good, second one tastes like cough syrup. Can't powerdrink, but if youre drinking that stuff, I'm guessing youre not out to power drink.
Or just get some Vanilla icecream and make some floats desu.
Why did Discover make an advertisement just for Kippers?
we 2-2 now
>>64098069
that sounds....amazing
>>64098069
Put vanilla flavored liquor in it desu
>>64098089
No we not. Howard c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏ked em.
>another 2 minutes of Ovi shooting from the left circle
wew can't wait for this to end 2-1
>>64098087
literally who
how does ovi score so much? he's so predictable
>>64098101
>>64098097
>>64098069
Don't put liquor in any beer. Wtf.
They all go down easy for me. The after taste is what gets me. Tastes awful after a minute
>>64098135
>this guy has never been here to witness the supreme rectal pain documented in these here threads during games against Vancouver
0-3 on pp against howard
guess pass to ovie isn't working. howie did his homework.
Gotta say, Caps do a good job of not gooning it up with a team full of big guys. Almost no penalties whenever I watch them.
>>64098149
>Don't put liquor in any beer
You've never been to a bar with friends, have you?
Agree about the taste though.
