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Upcoming MMA events:
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>UFC 194: 'Exposed' Chris Weidman is slow, getting KTFO by Luke Rockhold in the second round
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/26/9614816/chris-weidman-will-lose-at-ufc-194-because-hes-too-slow-for-not-scared-luke-rockhold-mma

> Ronda Rousey doubles down on Holly Holm rematch: 'If I don't win, I'll be done with everything
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/8/9871286/ufc-ronda-rousey-if-i-lose-holly-holm-rematch-ill-be-done-with-everything-mma

> Ronda Rousey won’t switch camps after loss: I’m staying with Edmond Tarverdyan
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9870884/ronda-rousey-won-t-switch-camps-after-loss-i-m-staying-with-edmond

> Morning Report: Sage Northcutt takes opponent's steroid accusations as 'a major compliment'
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9869878/morning-report-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor-jose-aldo-sage-northcutt-steroid-accusations-mma-news

> UFC 194: Pros Predict Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
https://youtu.be/GLDxo7CG8qo

> Alex Jones explains how Zionist Jews did 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52fm6zAHa-w

> Aldo lands in Vegas. Asked about the weight cut, says "that is the problem", but guarantees he's "very close to the weight already".
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2015/12/jose-aldo-desembarca-em-las-vegas-da-autografos-e-diz-vitoria-e-certa.html

Legal free fights

WORLD STAR
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1st for I'm glad the 9/11 truth video found it's way back
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2nd for mewvment and mcgregoat
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2nd for me
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>>64094278
good op, Op. Well done lad

9/10
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Where can I find video of sage's open workout?

Did any of the spectators cum in their pants?!
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>>64094328
His tweets look like a pre-schoolers who's parent writes out what he says
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>>64094314
this tbhfam
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>OFFICIAL ALDO VS McGREGOR STRAWPOLL

http://strawpoll.me/6215271
>http://strawpoll.me/6215271
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http://strawpoll.me/6215271
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>>64094367
People might not know who McGregor is, you should just put GOAT
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>>64094359
if he breaks his hand on the "fancy" granite countertops, I would laff a lot
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Joe Lauzon is making his own Embedded if you're intrested lads

https://youtu.be/HbScBhDjUK4
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>>64094388
Are you the same person who said that Ido looks like the instructor from gta v?
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Threadly reminder to put all of your money on McGregor. Aldo hasn't even been training for this fight and is retiring after he loses. People are astroturfing the MMA sites saying that Conor is slacking or injured but that's only to maximize their earnings by betting in Conor. The money from Brazil is suspiciously currently 90/10 on Conor according to one bookie. Everyone in Brazil knows that Aldo is throwing the fight.
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>>64094413
>Joe "literally reddit" Lauzon
>Joe "give me that 2 inch titan, Dana" Lauzon
>Joe "Swollen ears, Swollen brain" Lauzon

I'll pass
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>>64094417
no but he does look a lot like that yoga fruitbowl now that I think about it
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Irish people are such trash. This faggot just copy/pastes the hardwork done by ameribro OP and he posted it ten posts early just so he could be OP. What a pathetic loser.
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>>64094449
>I take the OP very seriously
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>Howdy Honda Housey says 3-6 months until she can eat an apple
>3-6 months before she can even think of taking a punch and training
>Implying Holm will want to wait 6+ months for a rematch
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>>64094449
Irish people are trash, but this guy made a good OP so stfu faggot
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>>64094444
Ok, because if you were, I was gonna call you out for being a faggot and reposting all the YouTube top comments on the embedded videos here.
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>>64094433
>abc rationalisations
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>>64094433
>The money from Brazil is suspiciously currently 90/10 on Conor according to one bookie

Got a source for that?
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>>64094413
jesus he has a really, really nasally voice
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>>64094473
>good op
>mma digest from UFC 185
>jews did 9/11 all over again x2
>/r/mma news

The city of you.
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>>64094433
>>>/x/
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>>64094520
Well he has been heemed more than most people desu
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http://larrybrownsports.com/mma/urijah-faber-girls-women-arianny-celeste/234929

>Urijah Faber gets a lot of girls, according to Arianny Celeste
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>>64094541
>jews did 9/11 and a funny post
that's good enough for me, why don't you go put on all black and walk your pitbull again faggot
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>>64094591
wut
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>>64094596
>having your feelings hurt over a chinese cartoon website
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>>64094413
Did any of you guys hear him on Painkiller Already?
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>>64094449
>>64094541

I honestly kind of miss making shit OPs just to piss off american tryhard lol

you can feel that he's legit upset and it's both hilarious and sad at the same time, because you understand that his OPs are objectively very well done, but you also know that it makes him feel good to make them and that that feeling has been temporarily taken away
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>>64094591
he has to be tearing the ass out of van zant, if he's not I'll be very disappointed in him
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To get a sense of just how much pressure Rousey put on herself, one only has to look at how she took the loss in the days and weeks afterwards.
"I kind of just slept a lot and ate fast food," Rousey said.
"First I was so sick I couldn't eat anything. Then I just slept and pooped in the woods. I used a whole roll of toilet paper in one day.
"Physically, my body was refusing its own failures. It was, like, sick of itself. Expelling itself. Like all the skin came off my face. My whole body flushed it out."
>http://www.baka.com.au/sport/us-sports/ufc-star-ronda-rousey-says-holly-holm-punch-left-her-as-dumbeddown-and-dreamy-20151208-gliv88.html

Have you ever been Heem'd so hard that you slept and pooped in the woods for a couple weeks?
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>>64094635

>Can't eat an apple
>Can eat fast food

Lying bitch much
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>>64094635
>Will Holly Holm win the rematch?
>Does Ronda Rousey shit in the woods?
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>>64094623
You're literally autistic bud. It seems very impossible for you to comprehend there are more than one Americans here.
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>>64094619
Which episode la
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>>64094613
>implying my feelings are hurt
you're the one raging over an OP cause you're too autistic to let it go, also too autistic to walk your dog in the day time.
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>>64094635
>"First I was so sick I couldn't eat anything. Then I just slept and pooped in the woods. I used a whole roll of toilet paper in one day.
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>>64094623
I made the OP a few times when we were at bump limit for like half an hour and he got platinum mad every time. That guy is seriously off his head.
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>>64094679
I'm absolutely bent out of shape. I guess I'm going to have to go walk my dog.

Enjoy your #feelings.
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WHO /EDMOND/ here?
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>>64094635
>"I've turned off my phone," she says. "I haven't looked at it. I've just been having long conversations with Mochi [her 7-year-old Argentinian Mastiff]."

Getting heemed so hard you resort to having long conversations with your dog.

How do you think their convos went heem?
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>>64094635

>"I got hit in that first round … I cut my lip open and knocked a couple of my teeth loose," Rousey told ESPN The Magazine's Ramona Shelburne. "I was out on my feet from the very beginning.
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>>64094635
>First I was so sick I couldn't eat anything. Then I just slept and pooped in the woods. I used a whole roll of toilet paper in one day
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>tfw want to see Sage and Conrad win but also want to see uncle Dana hurl himself off the tallest casino on the strip
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>>64094770

MOCHI MY STRIKING IS ELITE I BEAT WORLD CLASS MALE BOXERS ON A DAILLLLLLY BASIS

HOW DID I LOSE? IT WAS A LUCKY KICK RIGHT?

>Woof
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>>64094770
>never turned to your dog for support

Feel bad for you, man
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>>64094675
see
>>64094716

>>64094726
you wear skinny jeans
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>>64094805
Why did I read this in an Aussie accent
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Anyone know how long until the weigh-ins for The Paige & Sage Show?
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>>64094836
you wear a white dress
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>>64094827
>turning to an animal for "support" and not another human

it's almost like your brain has a severely limited potential or something
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>>64094860
bout 23 hours
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>>64094328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFF119kCGMM

his media talk
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>>64094870

Canada what are your life problems? You can tell us, or don't, coward ass bitch.
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>>64094862

how was gender studies today?

did you learn lots you fucking fruitcake lol
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>tfw some of your fav fighters go to shit and get cut from the UFC
If Barbosa didnt Memekick Etim who knows what would have happened?
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>>64094892
still cant work out sage lads, doesnt seem like a real person
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>>64094904
Hahaha, you know that sort of thing doesn't exist outside north america, right?
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>>64094892
This guy is more of a walking talking meme than conor
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>>64094915
Have we seen him bleed yet? He could be a robot.
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>>64094915
he's defo on the spectrum tbqh
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>>64094894
>Canada what are your life problems?

The workers that I'm in charge of managing don't prioritize optimal working efficiency as much as I do, I put my grass seed out too late and it's going to snow here soon, and the tractor I bought to clear the driveway in the winter had more rust than I anticipated.

What are yours?
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>>64094836
I know, but you've been calling me the tryhard op for a couple months now even though I'm not the guy you used to go back and forth with and I don't complain about OPs. You are usually just getting b8d by some random guy who doesn't make the ops or some random guy just genuinely cares about the ops
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>>64094892
>>64094915
he looks a little nervous honestly its cute

>Calls the interviewer Sir
Fuck I cant handle it I have to smile.
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>>64094919
>Hahaha, you know that sort of thing doesn't exist outside north america, right?
Hahaha, you get that the joke is that you dress like the type of faggy liberal you'd find in North America, right?
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>>64094915
he is weird, like beyond Mormon happy go lucky. I think i'd get scared of his lack of range of emotion. imagine being on a 5 hour flight between alvey and northcut and neither of them broke their smiles, it's nightmare fuel
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how come the only slavs in heem are southeastern, half-turkish trash? why can't we have real slavs?
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Could you heem Sage?
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>>64094946
>You are usually just getting b8d

>claims that it's impossible to recognize him because he posts as anonymous and not all americans are the same person

>while simultaneously claiming that he is able to recognize somebody else that also posts as anonymous because all of that country's posters are the same person
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>>64094966
If by heem you mean give a big hug. Yeah
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>>64094964
and krang doesn't count since he's really a person
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>open JRE livestream
>talking about weed and "comedy"

DROPPED
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>>64095009
>Pothead comedian talks about pot and comedy
who fucking knew
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>>64094960
I somehow doubt that, but its still much better than being a cigan.
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>>64094982
No, I'm claiming that I have made a lot of Ope lately. You have been calling me the American tryhard for a couple month even though you originally called predictionkek that and I only started making more ops a couple months ago. I'm not the one getting angry about ops here>>64094449
And I never do, so you either he's b8ing or he just really cares about the Op, but either way you are confused
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>>64095009
>>64095029


Maybe you two anglo faggots should calm down before I delete ur chins?
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>>64095068
why do you want to heem me? I like Rogan but Ireland is fucking retarded to expect much different.
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>>64095063
if the post you quoted isn't you, then I don't know what the fuck you are even on about bud
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>>64095087


Its just bantz m8. I would never dream of coming down there trying to heem u. Too risky.
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>Ido stealing all the Reebux
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>>64094278
crazy that lawler and RDA have so many losses on their records.

was just watching stephans ktfo RDA, meanwhile RDA is now LW champ and stephans is fighting holloway opening up 194
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>>64095130
I think that Roo has been training with Vitor.
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>>64095121
I don't think anyone cares about the shitty ops as much as you think they do, they're just memeing with posts like this>>64094449 is my point.
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>>64095153
the american tryhard does legit care

you're either an idiot, or you're him, and either way you're BTFO'd
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http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/ufc-fight-night-80s-sage-northcutt-cant-even-remember-the-last-time-he-wasnt-happy
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>>64095130

>>implying that's roo is natty
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>>64095181
I just told in like 4 posts that you have been calling me the American try hard for months for making ops, but I don't care and am not making angry posts. Just proved your wrong dummy. Random people make meme posts about the op and you take it seriously. You are getting b8d.
>b-btfo
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>>64094278
>Ronda Rousey doubles down on Holly Holm rematch: 'If I don't win, I'll be done with everything
That's not really 'doubles down'...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTc3zcnIZOw
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>>64095231

>If I don't win, I'll be done with everything

Suicide incoming
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>>64094960
he kinda heemd you there... hes from serbia... gender studies...
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>>64095213
lol literally BTFO'd

>I just replied to you 10 times
>but I don't care

>Random people make meme posts about the op and you take it seriously.
I can tell you with absolute sincerity that a large percentage of Canadian posters are literally pretending to be me in order to get a rise out of people like you, and that the likelihood of their ploy working seems to be very, very high.

>implying you didn't literally get BTFO'd
hope you enjoyed being BTFO'd

you are literally taking part in the very act that you are condemning, and the reason for that taking place is that you are stupid lol
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>>64095231
Dana should have the UFC muscle raid her house and confiscate all ropes and hoses. Just in case.
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>>64095265
that's the joke, mouth breather

>make joke that requires a basic knowledge to understand

>idiot explains why it's funny
good job
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>>64095276
Nope, I tried to correct a misconception you had and you got instinctively defensive like you do. i haven't mentioned the quality OP dumb dumb.
>b-btfo
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>The state of /heem/ lately

Just kill this shit tier general already
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>>64095298
>that's the joke
it wasnt close to being good tho
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>>64095299
>backpeddling this hard

now I know for a fact that you did not enjoy it
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>This Podcast "episode" hit me right in the heart, specially after the Aikido talk I couldn't believe nobody uploaded this before...don't be fooled by fake martial arts bullshit, almost 400k after, been a listener of JRE for two years and this podcast single handedly changed my life so keep sharing this video so that people that believe in silly five finger monkey paw death punch and bullshit can see the light and also so that Joe can get this Youtube ADs moola
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>>64095327
Enjoy what?
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haha wow
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>>64095319
you sure bud?
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>>64094802
If Dana White really feels that way every time a draw loses, he's bound to 404 himself eventually. The only way for a fighter to remain undefeated is to retire.
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>>64094652
I bet she threw it in a blender then gulped down the burgerslime.
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>>64095352
>The only way for a fighter to remain undefeated is to retire.
wow really

whoa thank you so much for the clever insight

i totally thought all champions could continue fighting and winning well into their 60's, i didn't realize that age deteriorated the human body at all
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>>64095387
I'm glad you agree with me, I guess.
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>>64095387
>i totally thought all champions could continue fighting and winning well into their 60's

really? are you dumb?
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>>64095446
muh dick
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>>64095446
Remember when most of /heem/ picked against the future GOAT PVZ in that fight?
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>>64095446
Herrig's lack of ass really pisses me off
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Anyone wanna do Conor vs Aldo on EA UFC? I get to be Aldo

psn: getheemed
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>>64095477
I do not recall this happening.
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>>64095446
Only good thing Reebok has done is stop these meme woman outfits
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What do all you other britbings use to bet with lads?
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>>64095510
paddy
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>>64095510
Money I imagine
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Reminder that this literally happened
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>>64095493
lol spam calf kick plz
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>>64095507

>Ireland in charge of not being gay
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>>64095507
They also stop guys like Tom Lawlor
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>>64095493
is the game worth the coin?
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>>64095501
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cant wait for mcgoat to heem rogan after he takes the belt
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Aldo sayin McGregor has no respect while he and his team constantly talk shit bout McGregor calling him a clown nd a jester,what a fuckin hypocrite not to mention the fact he has been juiced to the tits for years, nova inoue is not a gym its a fuckin pharmacy,McGregor is gona beat the PED's outa that 2faced mongrel & send him nd the rest of his crackhead teamates back to that shit hole they came from.
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>>64095580

>tfw got 3/4 right

Fucking Machedder
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>>64095549
I mean, a new one is coming out in spring. Might as well just wait for that. I think I paid like $30 for it when it was on sale. I had fun making a fighter and doing the career mode.
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>>64095446
>smiling while banter
that's not how it works
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>>64095580
I have a suspicion that sometimes people just pick the more famous person.
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Could you heem Paige lads?
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>>64095580
>4/4 right.

STOP DOUBTING ME
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>>64095732
id heem in her mouth
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>>64095739
yeah but you only picked PVZ because of her looks

>>64095613
if you got that one wrong you're an idiot
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>>64095776

>if you got that one wrong you're an idiot

>He'd just gone 5 hard rounds with Weidman
>implying anyone though he'd get BTFO
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>>64095776
No, I picked her because of her 1337 foytin' skills.

WMMA is a joke.
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>>64095707
I doubt it.
>>64095580
>scrub Swanson let me down
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>>64095604

is this from facebook?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/-xx4GPwIIG/?taken-by=paigevanzantufc

peen is hard lads
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Post times you've won
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>>64095865

>tfw never won even though i'm right
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeYe9ZARxBw
>Conor McGregor vs. Jose Aldo predictions from the Mayweather Boxing Channel

"Who dat is?"

many keks in this vid lads
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>>64095865
Thank you based judges for the Iaquinta win.
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>>64095865
saving wins?

i have 3 this year, can't even remember which cards they were.
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>>64095935
KJ Noons at 1:35?
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>>64095935
we have the nigs on our side lads

aldo btfo
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>>64095935
>0:35

lads this bitch looks like a neanderthal
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>>64095935
Bryan Callen at 2:00?
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>>64095935
>badou jack absolutely btfoing honda

based tmt
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>>64095982
Why is serbia so good?
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>>64095865
Also this one >>64095580
Aaaand this one >>64095865 6/6
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>>64094635
lol Ronda is going to kill herself after she gets an even worse beating in the rematch
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>>64095865
I'm the guy with Ned in the 5th row. DC vs Gus SHOULD have been a unanimous decision but you cant trust judges with very much. Shame too, I got damn close with that call
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>>64095921
Underrated post
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>>64095549
>>64095493

PROTIP: If you get EA access for $5/month you get this game for free
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>>64096055
I forgot about that one.
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where the updated version of dem predictions at
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>tfw you get a heems predicts right
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>>64096092
i got everything correct, even the fact that they all won by decision.

BASED AZARENKA
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>>64096073
>2015
>picking rampage by ko
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>>64096206
I choose to dream.
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Tomorrow we will be seeing Weidman, Jose, and Conor, and frankie on stage together for the 194 press conference. I think then it will finally all seem real to me. I guess Rockhold and mendes will be there too.
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>>64096424
Why would Frankie and Mendes be there?
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>>64096424
>I think then it will finally all seem real to me

plz don't an hero when rockhold chokeys weedmin
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>>64096458
what a silly idea on both counts
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>>64096485
I just know that you're going to be really upset is all

just worried about you bro
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>>64096523
Why would I be upset about Weidman winning? I don't follow your logic tbqh.
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>>64094892
Firas himself is going to corner Sage because Tristar is trying to snatch up some more young talent.
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>>64096546
Weidman is gonna get chokey though

he'll tappy though, he won't fight till the bitter end
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>>64096587
Lol, you have a very active imagination. You should keep a journal of these wild fantasies you have, could make for some good surrealist comedy.
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what will provide better shitposting, a Conor win or an Aldo win?
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>>64095604
>>>/pol/
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>>64096188

Doesn't count unless you make a cheeky accumulator tho
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>>64096668
aldo

hands down
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Money

Memes

Movement

That's it.
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>>64095604
>nova inoue
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goingto194bro here

Dropped off my dry cleaning, handled some banking, got my travel meds, and ran some other errands today. Tomorrow I have a haircut appointment and need to dig out a piece of luggage. Thursday I'm gonna work. Friday we depart for Vegas.

I havent been on an airplane since they started this TSA shit though. I'm a little nervous about the penis inspection.
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>>64095921
lol that filename
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>>64096756
The trick is to take a cialis so your semi-hard when they grope your junk.

Make sure to wink at them if they make eye contact!
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>>64096756
> got my travel meds

what
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>>64096756
dont forget to shave balls, i failed for that last time
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>>64096756
don't forget that you can check your pocket knife at the entrance to the MGM
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Man, Chris better humiliate Rockhold the way Jones did DC.

I hate that entire camp with a passion.
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>>64096802
>he can fly without valium

what's it like being dead inside
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how many of you goofs are going to pay for 194
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>>64096668
Clearly Conor. Look at all the shit casuals and memers that are invading this board.
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>>64096919

I would but I'm broke :^)
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>>64096919

>He doesn't have BT Sport 2 HD
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>>64096919
>dana white has a deagle
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We all agree Conor is going to win right?
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>>64096946
Enjoy having a low quality, laggy and inconsistent stream for the GOAT card.
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>>64096919
Me, but I buy literally every ppv.
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>>64096967
If by Conor you mean Aldo then yes
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>>64094635
>"First I was so sick I couldn't eat anything. Then I just slept and pooped in the woods. I used a whole roll of toilet paper in one day."

the fuck
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>>64096967
yes
cant battle against mewvment senpai
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>>64096919
>He doesn't have BT Sport 2 HD

>>64096867
Most flights I take are under 2 hours so no need really
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Conor is moving up to 155 after this fight.

Aldo will beat him and then Conor will start talking shit about Nate Diaz or something lame
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>>64097009

Are you an immigrant? It's pretty common to just go camping and sleep/shit in the woods when you go through a really rough time, you know to take your mind off things
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>>64096967
Well, the strawpoll says /heem/ isn't all that unanimous in its decision.

http://strawpoll.me/6215271
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>>64096797
Good tip. Wrote that down in my notes.

>>64096802
I have a vape pen that uses THC oil. I bought a couple refills for the trip. The TSA rules say you can bring have e-cigs in your carry on.

>>64096827
Added to my notes as well. Would never have thought about this, but I'm looking at the TSA rules, and yup, shaved scrotum is required.

>>64096828
Do you know if they have a capecheck as well?
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>>64097044
:^/
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>>64097044
No. I camp at camping grounds or national parks. I don't run off and shit in the woods like a retard.
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>>64097009
Did you notice the .au? It's a parody site.
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>>64097104
>>64097099

Probably Mexicans or Blacks it's pretty common for White Americans to go shit and sleep in the woods... Dunno why it's so hard to understand
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>>64097104
It's illegal to shit in the woods, anyway. You're supposed to do it in a designated pooping bag then dispose of it properly when you can.
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what is the perfect length for an embedded episode and why is it 9 minutes?
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>>64097201
if Miesha Tate is in it? 3 hours
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>>64097201
13 minutes
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Is McGregor training for a fight or to join the circus?
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>tfw my sister was a fight fan before I was
>tfw she went to like 6 events including one in canada
>tfw havent spoken to her in 4 years

Feels bad, bros. Don't let yourself become estranged to family members.
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>>64096989

I had a great HD stream for 189 so idk whatcha talking about fampai.
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>>64094635
>being a chew nothing bitch
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>>64094635

Lol what the hell? She put half this pressure on herself. The other half was promoters, the media and yes men telling her she was untouchable.
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>>64097316
>tfw i went to UFC Glasgow and UFC Dublin with my bro

feels good man
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>>64097157
Ronda?
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>>64094498

I do shit like that sometimes lel and also anti immigrant stuff
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>>64097389
Do you ever put your coworkers on blast for not paying union dues and call them muslim niggers on the bathroom stall?
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>>64097316
>Don't let yourself become estranged to family members.
I haven't seen or spoken to my older brother in nearly five years.
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>>64097453
why not
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>>64094766
championes
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>6 minute embeddeds
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwxc6GYiuU
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Which fighter has the best walkout song?
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>>64097682
Ge will look like the biggest tool ever if he loses.

Ge will look lik the biggest Mystic Mac ever if he winws.
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>>64097698
Ronda
BJ Penn
Anderson
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>>64097698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRfzHRRulk

>And to augment the experience, here is Bas Rutten.
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>>64097698
Sexyama by far.
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>>64097698
Jon Fitch.
https://youtu.be/TmAWDZdYvL4
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>>64097698
It used to be Carlos Condit but he stooped using Know Your Enemy

I'd say Ronda.
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>>64097737

>Ge

oh wew how did I even
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>>64097749
I think I'd go with BJ Penn also desu.

>>64097753
>"EMENIANENKO FEDORRGGGGRRR!"
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>>64097698
Nick Denis
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>>64096668
I would say Conor. An Aldo win just doesn't seem that exciting to me. I actually think Aldo is a very boring fighter.
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>>64095935
Dave Chapelle at 5:28
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>>64096668
Aldo the level of Memery would reach singularity levels
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>>64097880
What's his song?
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>>64097698
Tie between
That Asian guy that walked out to Ruiner, Japanese guy who walked out to the Attack on Titan song on an AXS card and the Jap would came out to the Cowboy Bebop intro song.
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Check out Mark Hunt's facebook page
/therealmarkhunt
Fucking funny
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>>64094591
>trophy vagina giving her opinion on literally anything
>mfw
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>>64097756
for reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ENX3aHlqU


this is one of the GOAT performances
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>>64097956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8
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>>64098029
Justice is good. "Genesis" is their most generic song though tbqh
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>>64097889
>>64096668
I would like to modify my answer. I think it depends how the fight goes. The better the fight, the better the shitposting.
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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/tyson-fury-face-police-investigation-10569607

>tyson fury investigated for hate crime in britain

is this a prank?
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>>64098082
ok
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>>64098102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXp1C6Byd2E
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>>64097984
kek is this how all UFC wrestlers talk?
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>>64098029
I cant hear that without hearing Mighty Mouse saying "I'm dangerous" in my head
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I think i'm more hype for the faceoff of aldo and mcgregor at the weigh ins than the actual fight
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>>64098157
That's not the Queen's English!
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>>64098138
I don't know what you want from me
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>>64098157
sick goi
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