How could a player with such few skills dominate the EPL?
There are no tactics in epl
Blooters mate
>robben.jpg
An effective skill is better than thousands of useless ones
haven't watched la liga this season, what position does he play now?
>>64081959
Invisible wide man
>>64081922
He's Walcott and Adriano circa 2008 rolled into 1. The powers of Gofast and kickhard all rolled into one.
>yfw you realize that Adriano is still playing
>>64082043
RARE
A
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>>64081922
epl defenders are shit
also he was pretty much free to do as he pleased at spuds. at madrid that role is ronaldos. its no miracle that bales best matches have been the ones where ronaldo was injured/suspended.
>>64081922
he carried Wales to the euros as well don't forget, which is frankly a fucking incredible accomplishment and he won the copa del rey for madrid that time
>>64082065
>Zambia
>Rare
Please Henrik stop
>>64082066
Romanian league defenders are all world class though right m8? What possible reason should we have to not laugh at anything you say?
>>64082122
Not that incredible anymore after the expansion to 24 teams.
>>64082043
what proxy do you use senpai? teach me pl0x
>>64082139
it's still incredible
>>64082129
yes, because i totally compared them to ours. yep.
jog on chav
>>64082222
Well you calling our defenders shit carries no weight whatsover if yours are even worse does it fuckface?
>>64082139
Eriksen couldn't carry us to shit, couldn't even beat fucking Albania.. and Danish media is hyping Eriksen to be the best Tottenham player since Bale left town
>>64082250
>i have no idea how conversations work: the post
google 'Appeal to accomplishment' you fucking idiot
>>64082164
Plane ticket to Lusaka via Dubai, Thaksin
>>64082222
>chav
>a literal pikey throwing names about
people in glass caravans shouldn't throw stones gyppo
>>64082250
Kek fucking what. Why does the quality of the defenders in his home league mean he can't have an opinion on others?
>>64082303
Dw Romanian bro, I got your back.
Criticising someone for something you are worse at is hypocritical don't you think?
And that's right that is his opinion, my opinion is that he lives in a third world communist hellhole and spends most of his days figuring out how he's going to steal enough stuff from equally impoverished people to support his heroin addiction.
>>64082303
You still haven't given me a reason why I should take your opinion on football seriously when romania is fucking SHITE at it, I'll keep waiting.
>>64082455
buttblased brits again
>>64082455
Top chuckle
>>64082303
>>64082464
poor banter, he's trying to make a valid point and your just trying to shit on something not related. but most defenders are shit now, not just epl ones, but he's right about the free role thing
>>64082455
>>64082464
Which PL team do you play for m8?
>>64082464
how does living in a country with a decent league make you an expert, for all we know you might be a casual fan and he might be a coach
>>64082491
Which professional football team does the romanian play for?
>>64082512
So you don't play for any team? Then you are shite and your opinion is shite
>>64081954
this desu
>>64082129
>>64082250
>>64082318
>>64082464
>>64082512
Somebody get this hothead outta here
>>64081922
He didn't dominate the EPL.
He was hyped because he's English and Madrid fell for it
>>64081922
pace babby
>>64082625
Hang on m8, I was responding to the romanians original post where he was just said epl defenders are shit. Now if he wanted a civilised response on the matter maybe he should have phrased his comment in a more positive constructive criticism kind of way and then I wouldn't have to respond to a bunch of jfs crying like babbies because I gave him some shit back, he received exactly the kind of responses from me his post deserved.
TLDR: Chat shit, get banged.
>>64082455
>be American
>get shot
>dominate
Not really. He won a lot of games on his own because he's good at blooters and he had total freedom to do whatever at Spurs. He still couldn't get them into the top 4, even though Arsenal tried their best to gift it to them.
At Real he has to play the supporting act and doesn't have the same freedom to roam around and shoot on sight, because that role is taken by Ronaldo. But even then he still managed to score just 4 less than his best Spurs season in his debut season for Real, winning them the Copa with a great solo goal and scoring the winner in the CL final.
>>64081922
If he won some trophies at Tottenshit then I would say he 'dominated'. But he didn't.
>tfw someone from your country is chatting shite and it makes you feel bad because people will associate him with you
Feels Australian man
>>64082855
Is your self esteem so low you feel bad about being associated with someone from your country on an anonymous bhutanian arrow carving board?
>>64082702
OO...a britbongland player who actually cute and marketable, lets hype him like crazy...
>>64082893
>cute
u wot m8 he looks like the missing link
>>64082873
More like I feel bad because it perpetuates the stereotype of English people being fucking idiots making it harder to have any sort of conversation with Johnny Foreigners
>>64082922
la plupart des joueurs anglais ont l'air de des osties d'étronc inbreeder, faque oui comparé aux autre ya l'air pas mal nice...
>>64082933
most brits on here deliberately play up to the stereotype as a sort of collective in joke
>>64082829
Kek. Stay mad Nigel.
>>64083002
This was meant for >>64082788
>>64082966
that's not very nice m8
All you need in the "Premier" League is to be fast
>>64083002
>stay mad
Is this the famous aussie banter I've heard so much about?
>>64083022
and yet robben flopped
>>64083035
Wasn't Chelsea total shit befeore he joined the club?
>>64083030
>handling the bantz this poorly
>>64083030
You are literally furious
>>64083030
>writes a blog post to explain a string of bizarrely angry posts
Okay m8 :^)
he wasn't balding until he went to europe
once he hopped on the finasteride his career went downhill
in fact pretty much every athlete starts sucking once they start finasteride. the only exception i can think of is tom brady
>>64083060
I would say mildly irritated rather than furious, much like we were when you lot tried to take the Falklands
>>64083096
I was sure you were about to talk about said rocks when I said your post was that long and realising you were so furious
>>64083108
when I saw*
>>64083096
>mildly irritated
Kek, you lose :^)
>>64082122
piss easy group desu
>>64082966
lel
but bale does look like a monkey
>>64082455
>>64082464
>being this doody damaged
go hide somewhere retard
>>64082043
169 flags now
We're getting there
