The 1970 expansion brothers face off in a tank battle
With Buffalo having lost to Edmonton last night, the Canucks are perfectly primed to reach a new low, but will they find a way?
>Sabres was the worst team in the NHL last year
>Sabres are not a very good team this year
>the Sabres played yesterday
>the Sabres lost to the worst team in the league yesterday
I give us a 15% chance of winning tonight's game.
I just want the Canucks to win for Bertuzzi, that is it.
>>64075930
Oh shit. No wonder, saw a lot of 44's today.
Hell of a turnover
>>64075930
I wonder how much money he'll have left after the moore settlement
>it begins
lol fuck this shit ass team
can't wait to see how the players/coach bullshit this one in the post game interview
Just give us Matthews now
Gionta's definitely not 5'7", nigga's head barely taller than the net, and he's on skates.
>>64076086
cmon bro even the oilers beat these jokers.
>>64076129
outshot 7-3 lol
lel
Well hey!
Resilience!
okay that's it folks
that'll be enough goals for Vrbata this month
How many more goals for Vrbata before someone ponys up a 1st at the deadline for him?
Holy shit can we actually start posting this again?
It feels like it's been so long, Nucksbros
>>64076266
He has 3 months to score 25 goals
Hey it's everyone's favorite time of game.
HA HA, TIME FOR DRAMA
Well that is total bullshit.
I wouldn't care if it wasn't Burrows from the Sedins, but how dare they rob those men of points
I can't believe the NHL is not using computers to make black and white calls. Just throw some money at some engineers/programmers.
BREAKING: Refs wave off Vrbata's 2nd goal because he has a smelly face
>>64076353
MAKE THAT 24
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY
VRBATA SCAAAAR
HAPPENING
GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
VRBRATIONS
LE ONLY SCORE GOALS AGAINST EQUALLY TERRIBLE TEAMS MAN
>>64076521
>NHL should spend more money, even if it's a drop compared to the billions in revenue
"No."
Ohohohoho, Hamhuis upped his trade value on that one too
Sportsmanlike Canucks trying to chase a goaltender and convince him to take the rest of the night off
>>64076639
>>64076567
>3 1st rounders in 2016
>Literally the only thing that Benning is competent at is drafting
I would be so happy
>>64076694
inb4 we did what the Bruins did and blew all 3 consecutive 1st rounders on off the board picks that TSN didn't even know who the players were and have no highlights for them
>>64076740
Maybe that would help us explode into the playoffs.
>>64076740
>1st pick will be an overager who dominated players younger than himself
>2nd pick will be a big guy
>3rd pick will be from Medicine Hat for Willie
>>64076913
shit... I'd laugh at this if it didn't sound so plausible...
>commercial is nothing but audio of a black man laughing creepily as cheese and pizzas move around the screen
Is this normal in Canada?
>>64077013
GameCentre? Haven't seen that ad before.
>>64077013
No. It's normally an asian man.
>>64077105
Not sure, just watching some random stream. It was a panago commercial.
>>64077148
Nice.
Looks like the groin shot on Marchand made him lucky
>NO SUSPENSION
IS IT OUR YEAR AGAIN?
>letting prust score on you
TOP FUCKING KEK
LOOKS LIKE THE TANK IS TAKING A NIGHT OFF LADS
>Canucks last 16/18 goals involved the Sedins
>2 of those goals that didn't involve them were from this game
Sucks being a 1-line team.
>>64077479
He shoulda speared Marchand a couple more times. Only $5000 per nut shot.
Brandon Prust's goal song: "Big Rings" - Drake ft. Future.
>>64077507
top kek filename
>3 Canucks goals
>Sedins not on the ice for any of them
>>64077516
It's all part of the "ruin our draft chances while narrowly missing the playoffs" master plan.
>>64077710
Daniel assisted on the 2nd....
Maybe the PK can get us back on track here
When did everything go wrong for Jack?
https://vine.co/v/O2Z70UT9HEt
The Powerplay will score here
>>64078113
>lying
>>64078273
Eh, you win some you lose some
All these penalties man
EBOLA MANNNNNNNN!
Sedins are looking so rapey on the PP
AND AS I DO THE CAPTCHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>64078273
Care to explain what just happened?
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
FUCK YEAH!
>>64078681
>4-on-3
>implying the Canucks won't lose this game 5-4 in Overtime
>another multi-point night from the Sedins
>Henrik somehow being the shitter brother this year
It'll be sad when they retire, brehbrehs.
>mfw buffalo finishes last again and loses all three lotteries
>>64078855
That wouldn't be nearly enough cocaine to get ready for a Nucks playoffs game.
>>64078855
How the hell is she not dead?
>grab his stick
>give it a little bit of magic
What did he mean by this?
>>64079062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W666iljksc4
>you have a long stick from time to time
What did he mean by this?
>>64079086
God damn
did bertuzzi win anything?
HERE COMES THE CANCHOKES
>>64078777
TRIPS
TRIPS CONFIRM
TRIPS CONFIRM FOR
TRIPS CONFIRM FOR HABBENINGS!
>>64075852
we did it bros
we regained our status as most elite team in the pacific
>>64079173
If we keep it up we might even become kings of the dumpster fire.
>>64078779
;_;
It will, I'm appreciating the fuck out of them this year
Burrows has had a ton of chances tonight and was screwed out of a goal earlier - good game for him.
There's some prime Tony G game management
VRABATA HATTRICK!
OUR YEAR CONFIRMED
V R B A T A
>Hats actually on ice this time
THANK YOU GOOD VRBRATIONS
THANK YOU FANS FOR NOT KILLING YOURSELVES YET
>Daniel gets 1 hat
>Vrbata gets 100 hats
Nice. Now he'll be on SportsCentre and finna get traded for 1st round pick.
>>64079450
saved
kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VRBATA WITH THE HATTY
LOOKS HE'S A FIRST AT THE DEADLINE BOYS
>when a random Stephen Ouellette from West Vancouver just won a power blender
good job /sp/. You totally did it
Woo! Look at all those cheers from the fans and the celebration of the players on the ice!
We've beat the 4th worst team in the league!
WOO!
>>64079582
We must cherish these wins; we never know when we'll see another
>>64079582
It's a special night too, so it is a really good win.
