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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: FanZants on suicide watch: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Chadlet gets HEEMED: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: McGregor becomes the new Featherweight Champion of the World
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: Stiffness General: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Roid Rage rampage: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81:: TJ "Lil snek da grass" Dillashaw vs "Explosive Knees" Cruz

194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]

194 extended embedded: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]

12 Gauge Paige vs Thug Rose embedded:
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
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First for /VANZANT/
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beauty job bud
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who here /washesregularly/
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Hopefully Ireland gets banned for accusing Jewish people of mass murder in the OP.
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Honestly, the OP pic should be Jacare/Romero, not PVZ/Rose. Hell, even Holloway/Stephens, Maia/Gunni, Barboza/Ferguson, or Miller/Chiesa would be better.
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did we ever finish this?
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>>64071025
Weirdo.
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>>64071007
>#4 and #6 ranked fighters
>don't deserve to be on there
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>>64071030
why
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>>64071025
the canada pic should have #danger #canada at the bottom tbqh
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>>64070994
Can ban for the truth senpai
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>>64071025
canada needs pic related in the window
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>>64071038
>>64071044

pre meme era tbf
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>>64071032
>>#4 and #6 ranked fighters
>>don't deserve to be on there

>a fighter who is 1-1 in the UFC deserves to be on there
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Nice and flowy
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>>64071040
I watched that video. Do people unironically believe that controlled demolition meme?
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>>64071038
I get more of a Cloverfield monster vibe from the one on the right
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>>64071068
>Do people unironically believe that controlled demolition meme?

>both towers and building seven perfectly collapse into their own footprint
>people literally believe that they collapsed due to structural damage

>>64071040
lmao i rekt ur thread bud
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>>64071025
Here's what need to be added:

>Serbia: A picture of the Serb-anon and his dog at a park.
>Netherlands: A picture of Struve getting HEEMED
>Australia: A picture of a Koala or Roided Roo
>Brazil: That picture of the monkey smiling that's on the "Heem Bros" pic.
>Canada: #Danger
>U.K: Muhammed or Bisping getting BTFO
>U.S: The Chris being The Chris.
>Ireland: anything McGreGOAT related

That's pretty much it. Hardly any other countries post here desu.
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>>64071075
obviously meant to quote>>64071044
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>>64071104
I'd recommend that if Serbia is to be added, that the picture should include only his pants.
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>>64071104

Australia needs that mspaint Crocodile Dundee guy

Ireland should be weigh-in Holohan
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>>64071145
>Ireland should be weigh-in Holohan
it'd be good if someone could shoop him to be sitting at a monitor
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>>64071104
We'll all wait eagerly while you get to work on that
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Looking forward to saying

H E E M a lot

with you fellas this weekend
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OH BABY

NEW ARTICLE TOMORROW
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>>64071104
>Muhammed or Bisping getting BTFO
why be a cunt though
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>>64071198
>McGreGOAT
he's obviously dumb
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>>64071104
why not Dan Hardy nodding for the UK?
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>>64071044
>>64071048
>>64071106
It's been long since established that this was Scooby Doo trying to break into his house
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>>64071198
sorry lad.

this one does seem better now that I think about it desu:
>>64071219
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>>64071198
>Muhammed or Bisping getting BTFO
literally both of these things are funny
>>64071214
>>McGreGOAT
>he's obviously dumb
it's called a joke bud lol jesus muslims have no sense of humour at all

>>64071228
straight up have no fuckin idea what that could even be. I remember people saying it was an otter but seriously there are no otters up here
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>>64071219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0arXIQuZt2Y
England does belong to him.
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How many meme tosses will Paige do to Rose?
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>>64071214
>>64071259
this desu
>be British
>take memes seriously
>suck at banter
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who else gets ticked off when people say Holmes instead of Holm?
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>>64071327
steroid abuser
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>>64071233
>>64071261
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Post walk in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ZPijIVsO8
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>>64071327

It's elementary my dear Tom Watson
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>>64070976
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>>64071403

What do the red marks mean?
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>>64071403
feels good to still be in it
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>>64071345
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>>64071196
Hopefully now she can stop being a beefed up bitch
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>>64071414
whoops wrong version, that was to count
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
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>Aldo (actually expecting Goobz, but I'm picking who I'm rooting for
>Weidman
>Jacare
>Nelson
>Holloway
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>>64071261
>tfw i'll never cock spar with the outlaw
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>>64071447
Its good but only if your into cheesits. Also kind of cliche.


>>64071461
he honestly seems like a cool guy to hang with
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>>64071380
https://youtu.be/JGw8DWctAts
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>>64071431
Don't bully a rockstar while she's out of energy bro, no cool
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC4FHR4XLA

This is the best walk out song. Period. End of story. Have a good day. Peace.
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>>64071451
Who is this Sperm worm?
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
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>>64071488
It's the aunt heem never had.
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4U4EidyTs
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>>64071488
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVxsR5jmUk
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIZ83GKaXwU
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>>64071522
kek
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>tfw 2 exams tomorrow

pray for me lads
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>>64071475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdqfNpVWXZQ
This ones pretty strong

>>64071511
>not going out with the attention to bang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RIyYnCv0Fo

>>64071516
there is better pop music to walk out too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtd8ArvH_s
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>>64071539
>tfw done with school
good luck lad
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
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>>64071541
>Gold Guns Girls [Official Music Video] - METRIC

never heard this it's nice
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>>64071572
Metric are pretty solid you should check out more of their stuff.
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04XbRlfwzxA
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>>64071380

https://youtu.be/DMo6Ju8SJ8o
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>>64071380

https://youtu.be/Ezrbyf6t9mY
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this is so casual it hurts

might just watch 194 with /asp/ tbqh
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I wonder what the ppv sales are like so far? people would be a bit nervous with people pulling out of fights in the past. I might order during the prelims.
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
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>>64071572
>>64071590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFcelyJMA0Y
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>>64071622
i reckon it does slightly above 1 mil

also, are ppv buys are only for USA and Canada (and online)? As in UK we get it on BT Sport for a fixed amount per month (along with other sports).
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>>64071622
>the highest gate we've ever done, the place was sold out and the ppv is trending very nicely
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cEJAq8bmg
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Are Chad Mendes and Frankie Edgar the same person?
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>>64071645
don't quote me on this but there are ppv in some other countries (like Italy I think) although they are obviously minor so it's pretty much just NA
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>>64071666
quoted you on it
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>>64071380
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>>64071655
If you struggle with facial recognition
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>>64071666
funnily enough, I've been to Italy this summer and watched UFC 193 there, it was on Fox (which I assume is a subscription channel there) for free.
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Los0g9Et7Ow
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>>64071707
But only for when Challenging the Champ
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Updated

Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
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>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN9rF737IyM

>>64071654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA

>>64071674
>not linking the song.

>>64071707
>>64071721
Hespect dude. Punisher is an underrated movie.

Also for situational songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0q3z2J7noM

This would be great for a twilight years track.
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>>64071733
Aldo
The Chris
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
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>>64071733
Conor
Weidman
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
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>>64071733
>already stopped taking picks for frankie vs. mendes
lazy as fuck
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>>64071733
>tfw first pick
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>>64071733
>some people actually picked Romero
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>>64071764
Pleb as fuck, too. True fightfans submit their picks as close to the event as possible, definitely after the weighins.
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>>64071813
you mean casual bums
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Hey /heem/

What Linkin Park song do you think Sage warms up to?
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>>64071823
i bet i can name more roman emperors than you
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>>64071613
10/10
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>>64071813
i complained about those all week. i hated submitting my pics early. the fighters haven't even finished cutting weight yet
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>>64071380
https://youtu.be/lBICLteuQs8

GOAT walkout song
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>>64071834
Definitely some of the newer stuff. Maybe Leave out all the Rest.
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>>64071733
>aldo via submission
>rockhold via lhk
>romero via retard strength heem
>nelson via decision
>holloway via decision
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>>64071834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
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>>64071733
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
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>>64071834
none, linkin park has been around as long as he has been alive
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>>64071834
He strikes me as the kind of guy that works out to this kind of stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Hrq9dzNSs

>tfw halfway through the movie
>tfw no father
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>>64071851
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
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>>64071836

I bet I can name more characters from the Dune series than you
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>>64071733
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Hollaway
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>>64071645
we get them on the main event channel here, on subscription tv.
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>>64071733
Mcgregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Hollaway
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who is the most famous UFC fighter you've ever met? And by met I don't mean they acknowledged you at a fan expo, I mean genuinely met and conversed with outside of UFC

I'll start - Ronda Rousey. I used to bang her when I was at uni in the States.
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THE TIME IS NOW
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Too many prediction fags

Post heems
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>>64071885
>that song
That is so weirdly specific in tone

Though Sage might like these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqaEQTi3rew

>>64071928
>World famous Krav Maga Instructor teaches ball crushing techniques.
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>>64071886
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>>64071733
so much samefagging, i literally haven't submitted any of my 8-10 pick sets yet
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>>64071945
>there are people that hate michael schiavello
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>>64071945
/r/ing Manhoef heeming Hunto
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>>64071945
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>>64071966
who hates him? I see nothing but love for him on here and the other mma related places I go to that aren't reddit
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>>64070976
Never seen her fight. Is she good?
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>working next Saturday night in a Irish bar as a bouncer that is always packed for fights (+plus a lot of pikeys)
>my face if mcgregor loses

please don't lose leprachaun man, my life may depend on it
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>>64071977
Samman is more shredded than... uh... m-more shredded than Slash's guitar after a show.
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>>64071986
literally me just trying to walk
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You cringe you lose

https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk?t=3m43s

He genuinly seems like an angsty teen they picked off the street to fight the wealthier kid he's always hated.

I cried tears when he said Sage was spoon-fed and hadn't worked for anything he's achieved, then they cut to Sage in is stacked to shit trophy room.
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>>64071196
>all those camera phones
What are those savages saying to her?
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>>64071938
I hung out with the Diaz bros at a surf contest/triathlon for like an hour while they were waiting for a friend to finish. They were super chill, but they were most definitely from a place like Stockton.
Nate was blazed and had marbles in his mouth most of the time, but it was seriously bizarre how eloquent Nick is off camera. He's literally a thousand times more well spoken in person than the mumbling autist he comes across as in interviews.

>>64071966
I dont see how, hes fucking hilarious and energetic in the right way.
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>>64071940
WELCOME TO THE SHOWWWWWWWWW

PLEASE COME INSIDEEEEEEEE
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>>64072013

Cut to 3:43 dammit
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>>64071733
I only made ONE prediction

and it's going to be 100% correct
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>>64071104
>not serbia and a horse
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>>64071997
She's a superstar future of the division an unstoppable object on a cruise missile course for the Champion's Trophy. She was bullied for being too pretty to fight when she was young, you know. Unfortunately, mean men on the internet are bullying her into shaving her head. She's standing tall and brave above them though not letting their calls for her scalp to go fulfilled Brave Vanzant. Strong Paige. 12 Gauge Strong And Confident Paige.
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>>64071999
>this dude giving a fucking sermon on the importance of being natty while talking to Ariel

Just fuck off with the drug testing already. This faux morality and pretending to care about the sports 'integrity' is a fucking JOKE. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows every top ten fighter in every division is on PEDs, lets stop the ridiculous facade
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>>64071997

She's ok. More hype than actual skill for what we've seen so far. She's never been in the main event spotlight so maybe she'll step the fuck up and surprise us. I'm hoping for that to happen.

Rose is a decent, skillful, almost boring fighter. Nothing about her stands out in the octagon but she's good overall.
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>>64071986
wtf is happening here?
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>>64072013
what the fuck accent is this?

sooooo gooooood
tie ad of saaaalud
yah am like feel soooo bad eating in front of u
doooooooosh
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>>64072013
>laughing about beating up a 14 year old kid

I hope Rose heems her
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>>64072058
slipped a disc in his spine
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>>64071986
>>64071977
>>64071966
>>64072001
>>64072058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9UTC6jgn4Q
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>>64072050
How are they doing it though? USADA's the best in the world and they've only caught Michael Croatian-Cop and Gleison "I am a pretty big 155er" Tibau. How are they avoiding USADA so easily?
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>>64072083
>getting beat up by a woman when you're 14
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>>64072018
The 155 scrubs hating on Sage is so fucking pathetic and hilarious. Dudes like Pfister and Kevin Lee HAVE to believe that Sage had everything handed to him on a silver platter in order to preserve their frame of mind.
The idea that Sage is not only better than them across the board, but also a harder worker/better fighter would be way too much for them to bear.
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>>64072013

There's literally nothing bad to say about Sage other than just pure jealousy that his parents engineered him to be a success ever since he came out of the womb.
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>>64072013
>Roses voice

When she opens her mouth she goes from 7/10 to 3/10
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>>64072013
>Sage practicing Muay Thai
holy shit he is fast
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>>64072107
I also saw Chiesa getting pissy about Pfister getting more coverage than him.
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>>64072116
nothing wrong with being jealous m8

I envy everyone from the west coast for instance
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>>64072122
I'd say that Paige is a little worse in the voice apartment.
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how long before we see Sage's sister in the ufc?
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>>64072148
Which part of west coast is your favourite part of west coast?
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>>64072151
>a little

you can get used to rose's voice, paige's will always ruin your day
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>>64072122
Ayy mayne das racist bruh
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>>64072129

I think in Episode 1 or 2, you get to see Cody shadow boxing and the speed advantage Sage has is genuinly mind boggling.
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>>64072122

So like every girl ever?
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>>64072151
this desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUc_MqxEW4s

>"Dad's mop wasn't working so well"
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>tfw you watched Rowdy Ronda Rousey get KTFO live
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>>64072168
San Fran desu, someone as handsome as me would pretty much get to pick and choose
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>>64072207
hopefully you pick the golden gate bridge
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>>64071733
McGreggy
The Chris
Souza
Gunnar
Max
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>>64072018
>but it was seriously bizarre how eloquent Nick is off camera.
I think he has legit social anxiety maybe even mild autism or something.
He just hates dealing with the Media and large amounts of people.
But still i am super jelly
>you will never get high with the Diaz bros and have them help your jits.

>>64072184
hes also shredded (which may or may not be roids) and 6 feet tall.
Is this the most athletic 155 guy in the UFC?
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>>64072013
Her dancing is cringe worthy
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>>64072207
Choose what, anon?
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>>64072207
San Fran would be perfect if it wasn't one of the most expensive places to live in California
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>>64072189
>still isn't aware of her nasally voice

>>64072224
no need to go all Tyson Fury on me pham
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>>64072247
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>>64072129
>>64072184

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4

Cut to 4:44, it's almost embarassing how much slower Cody is than Sage
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>>64072287
He was a handsome guy, but had a very weird gait.
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>>64072188
This.

Chicks are unbearable
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>>64072303
A lot of winners come out of Milwaukee
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>>64072289

>I don't think he likes getting hit, I'm gonna hit him a lot

Stellar game plan Cody.
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>>64072312
i can't stand the wailing of women
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>>64072355
it's the only thing that can stop him from being top 5
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>>64072355
What if he channels his inner Darren "The Elkins" Damage and actually does it?
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>>64072355
He comes off as a genuine dumbass
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UH VAI MORRER
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>>64071938
When the UFC came to NZ, the brazilians came to the gym I trained at as my head coach was the translator for them. I got to have some mat time with Charles Oliveira and although I had translate I still got some decent chat with him. I do have that pic with him but I'm on my phone atm
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>>64072207
>tfw I live in SF
>tfw this is one of the best places to be a heterosexual man on the entire fucking planet


It's STAGGERING how many homos are out here. I heard that 1 in 4 men in San Francisco is gay, and I believe it. Another 1 in 4 are Chinese and therefore not competition in any way imaginable. Thats basically half the dudes in the city off the dating market for women. Females are desperate for real dick.
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>>64072392
UH VAI MORRER
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>>64071733

>Jose Aldo
>Chris Weidman
>Ronaldo Souza
>Demian Maia
>Max Holloway

pls post fight night 79 results i missed the thread
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>>64072429
What does a San Fran Fuck feel like
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>>64072392

Look into my eyes little man
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>>64071733

I wanna see the stats of who picked Aldo, and who picked Conor family
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>>64072437
don't have the goofed saved
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>>64072486

They'll wait until day before/on the day

The amount of predicts will easily be double what we have currently
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>>64072289
>paige getting coached on basic jiu-jitsu
Rose is gonna smash her
Also what is with Cody he either has pugilistic dementia or severe depression.
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>>64072506
>editing the "screencaps" so that your own prediction is first every time

>even when the post times don't line up

Cmon bud

You're supposed to be a bit more dedicated than this. You're the tryhard dude come on
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>>64072532
Jaysus... this must be on course to being the most predictions ever right? Stay strong prediction collectors...
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Who else here has booked Friday - Sunday off work so they can watch all 3 events without sleeping consequence? (more Euros than anything because loltimezones)
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>>64071938
Royce Gracie and Tiago Ferreira both did seminars I went to.
Does that count?
Some other guys like Rodrigo Gracie came to my gym but I didnt get to go.
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>>64072581
>work
fucking casuals get off my thread
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>>64072562
he didn't do that
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>>64072506
ty
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>>64072579

The tally for 189 was insane
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is mcgregor just a master reverse troll or am im being trololled
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hey i'm starting to get into mma recently and i think submissions are really cool. are there any fighters who do really cool submissions i could watch?
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>tfw fight week
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>>64072506
this is how many real fight fans are on /heem/
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>>64071938
Ive only met three fighters.
GSP, Rory and Miesha.
They were all pleasant.
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>>64072689
>tfw no more fight week vlog week
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>>64072673
Demian Maia
Charles Oliveira
Nate and Nick Diaz
Do they have to be relevent today cause I could go on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7g6ykIpp8Q
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Rose responded to me on a Facebook Q and A today. Time to bet the house on Rose, boys.
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>>64071938

Sure you did Khabib
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>>64072606
"he"

The first post, his own, is at 10:46:37

the third post is at 10:42:14
the fourth is 10:43:17


so yeah bud you did do it. try harder for fucks sake
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>>64072673

Gunnar Nelson for sure
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>>64072726
no, probably not. Watching the fights when they happen seems silly since there's so much fluff and you have to, like, pay and shit? I'm mostly just watching old shit on youtube.
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>>64072741
predictionkek, even if it is weidman, didn't do those predictions, replacement predictionkek did and put him 1st as a joke
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>>64072769
>replacement predictionkek did

so you
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>>64071733
if holloway loses 90% of the people are out lel
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>>64072768
you could get Fight Pass. its like 8 bucks a month and you get all of the UFC (even PPV) all of other organisations like PRIDE, WEC and Strikeforce.

also Shinya Aoki is another you should check out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtiExYDh7Po
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>>64071733

>McGOAT
>Rockhold
>Jacare
>Gunnar
>Holloway
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>>64072768
>youtube

get a load of this casual

that's almost as pathetic as PAYING for fightCUKK
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>>64071733

>McGoober
>Weidman
>Jacare
>Gunnar
>Stephens
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>>64072819
>you get all of the PPVs
yeah after the fact, don't buy fightass just use your brain for 2 seconds and get the fights you want for free
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Well this thread is going to shit pretty fast..
we need a new embedded for meme fuel
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>>64072819
yeah this shit is cool
>>64072852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oMOrY1vnk8
i just watched this fight. I don't know anything about these people but I really like southpaw fighters. Something about the stance is attractive.
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>>64072996
Buddy

A gunman points a crossbow at your temple and tells you that you have to "pull a McGregor". Basically, you have to predict how the fight will end, and predict the round as well.

What is your reply?
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what is makwan amirkhani on about? who did he fall out with>
Fucking rambly cunt on the mmahour
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>>64073014
someone at the gym, something personal happened, he decided it'd be better to leave then cause drama. he isn't saying what, or who to keep it professional
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>>64071733
>Aldo
>The Chris
>Jacare
>Nelson
>Holloway
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>>64072996
open workouts tomorrow
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>>64073051
can't listen to him i almost permaheemed myself hes so boring
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>>64073013
>gunman
>gun
>man
>with a crossbow

I'm going to have to with jose throwing some vicious leg kicks landing on conor but not without him landing a few straight lefts to aldo. Aldo is going to take him down and mcgregor won't be able to get back up until the round is over. In the beginning of the second round conor is going to rush aldo and they'll stand and bang with conor coming out with more significant strikes. Aldo again will take conor down and finish the fight in some sort of submission and announce his retirement at the postfight interview.
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>>64073151
>>gunman
>>gun
>>man
>>with a crossbow
that's the joke bud

hope you actually got it

>I'm going to have to with jose throwing some vicious leg kicks landing on conor but not without him landing a few straight lefts to aldo. Aldo is going to take him down and mcgregor won't be able to get back up until the round is over. In the beginning of the second round conor is going to rush aldo and they'll stand and bang with conor coming out with more significant strikes. Aldo again will take conor down and finish the fight in some sort of submission and announce his retirement at the postfight interview.

I like it. You didn't include and memekicks from Conor landing on Jose's rib, though.
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>Watching old MMA card
>Hermes Franca
>convicted sex criminal
Oh jees this is weird in retrospect
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>>64073245
I was just a BJJ session that got too spicy bro. Child rape? Quit making it seem so bad, it was just a prank.
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>>64072581
>working on the weekend
>ever
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>>64073176
Conor's going to be too emotional to talk during his interview, with the audience giving him supportive applause between his speech breaks. Joe's going to say something supportive about the future and how it was an honour to call the fight.
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>>64073315
>needing to work ever
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>>64073315
>not taking the chance to get some time and a half pay
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>>64072122
How do you end up being a wigger growing up in Wisconsin?
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>>64071380

Am i too late to post my walkout song?

https://youtu.be/N0nY7ewHEcs
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has anyone here ever got into a street when they were younger?
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>>64073353
>not making enough money normally

Overtime is for chumps nigga. I make more money than I know what to do with with a normal work schedule, and I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world.
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>>64073501
Yeah I was into the streets for a bit.
>i'm not trying to pull you
>even though I would like to
>I think you are really fit
>you're fit but my gosh don't you know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qg3rQfeZv4
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When do the UFC 194 embeddeds go up? I wanna see some mewvment.
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>>64073492
Its never too late.
Also surprised Chael Sonnen never walked out to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
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>>64073585
i was wondering this myself, i sure hope the 40 min embedded isnt all we got
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>>64073584
topkek
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>wagekeks are not content to just waste a majority of their waking lives making money for someone else, they are proud to do 'overtime' for extra crumbs

I bet you pay for every PPV too..... disgusting mongrels...
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>>64073384
>>64073526
>>64073618
s-stop bullying ._.
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>>64073618
>he doesnt get the PPV in HD on TV

kek
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Important Poll

http://strawpoll.me/6208268/
http://strawpoll.me/6208268/
http://strawpoll.me/6208268/
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>>64073618
i'm not a wagekek but i'm wondering how u make money if ur a neet?

i'm a neet and i'm literally broke as fuck, i have literally no money.

i'm seriously thinking about killing myself after 194 is over
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>>64073696
>he pays for an HD stream when acestream exists

Top kek
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>>64073618
youre on 4chan talking about other people wasting their lives...
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>>64073618

Your parents won't house you in their basement forever.
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>>64073715
Hang on this has nothing to do with Sage OR Paige
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>>64073716
I'm not NEET, I'm just not a wagekek working for someone else. I'm a self employed building estimator and set my own hours and rates.
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>>64070946
Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes are interchangeable, if you don't count Frankie's godawful accent
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>>64073719
I don't pay for it :^)

and your acestream is just what Im seeing in lower quality and 20 minutes later
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>>64073817
How cute that you actually believe that.
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>>64073851
So you're telling me you're seeing a stream of what Im watching on TV before its on TV and in better quality?
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>>64071196

>I guess she [Bethe] really can't talk about mys tand up now, huh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit, I never saw someone get so exposed in any sport in general. Not even the Boz vs Bo Jackson
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>>64073817
>1080p
That's as high a resolution as my monitor display

>20 minutes later
Kek
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Chris Weidman, what a fucking guy

Shame that he's Christian
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