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Australia vs West Indies first test starts on Thursday in Hobart.
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka first test also starts on Thursday.
India beat South Africa by 337 runs.
They win the 3 match series 3-0
Big Bash League starts in 10 days
holly is a uggo
Autism
>you will never be a poly and have your pick of the white girls
Got an email from Mitre10 today
>tfw no gf
>>64062776
What about?
Got an email from ozgameshop today
>>64062792
What about mate?
>>64062792
What about?
>>64062798
No, but i've been raped by the rugby team
>>64062798
Yes my son
it was okay I guess
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch?
>>64062795
>>64062796
pokemon shit
>>64062798
It's was alright.
>>64062798
Like all things that are taboo I'd imagine it's not as good as pre-conceived feelings about it.
Sleeping Dogs is a bad game.
>>64062766
You legitimately need to seek help.
I know that your whole >MUH DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIA XDXD shtick is a le epic maymay and that you believe you're an elite rusemaster, but you genuinely DO have mental problems, and I urge you to see a doctor because it's not hard to go from mild attention seeking and autism on a cartoon imageboard, to having thoughts of suicide or harming others.
Seek help for your own sake and for the sake of those around you.
>>64062818
agreed
Just played Super Mario World. Its pretty good
>>64062816
sounds like a solid assumption
Reality Christ > Ausissies
>>64062833
unfair comparison desu
>>64062833
kys please
>yfw no one posts in the poo peeland test game thread, and they all come and post in the AusGOD thread
>>64062687
but who will you share your feels with then danny?
>>64062821
>but you genuinely DO have mental problems
not him but he literally said the other day he has been diagnosed with onset schizophrenia
>and I urge you to see a doctor
Kek I'm paraphrasing but he literally said if someone else makes the OP he has to take his meds and it ruins his day
>>64062775
White "girls" are literal trash m8. Get a hot Leb gf m8.
>>64062854
>le fugg white girls xDDDD le bodan trash xDD
has this ever been said by a non-manlet
>>64062775
White "girls" are literal trash m8. Get a hot Iranian gf m8.
>>64062851
>not him but he literally said the other day he has been diagnosed with onset schizophrenia
Read my fucking post.
In his mind, that is his gimmick. He genuinely thinks that he is mentally stable and healthy, but he thinks he'll have some fun by "pretending" to be someone with diagnosed schizophrenia online. My point is that while HE actually thinks he is healthy, he is not. It might just be a le epic ruse to him, but it's more true than he realizes.
>>64062818
the combat is decent
>>64062872
hand-to-hand combat that is
shooting sucks ass except for the occasional bullet-time moment.. driving is really poor as well.
>>64062868
Okay then I just disagree with you
I haven't seen anything from him that indicates its a ruse because he doesn't generally try to attract attention by talking about it (i was prompting the questions)
I think he is just mentally ill and he knows it and that explains his behaviour on here.
>>64062868
Not the guy you are replying to, nor the guy you are talking about.
But I think this may apply to me.
I pretend to be autistic/have mental illness, but think I'm healthy.
I probably do actually have some sort of disorder.
Too afraid of what the diagnosis is to go see a doctor though 2bh.
>>64062872
LMFAO, everything about that "game", especially the "combat" is pure garbage.
>>64062884
It probably applies to most people in this thread, to be honest.
At least you're willing to admit it could be true.
>>64062887
How about your reasons yourself aside from just spouting >LE SHID XDXD
The hand-to-hand fighting is great, especially the way you can incorporate the environment into combat, such as jumping off walls, throwing guys into walls/over railings, etc. The parkour-style running is great too, and makes it feel like a genuine 70's-80's Hong Kong action movie.
The driving is really bad. It's way too arcade-y and you reach max speed within about 4 seconds in every vehicle, and can basically turn 90 degrees instantly without touching the brakes. However even this is made slightly better by the ability to jump between moving vehicles in slow motion, which again has that action movie vibe.
It's not a great game but has some legitimately fun elements.
If you've just baited me, well done. If not, I expect some actual reasons as to why it's a shit game rather than "X is bad".
>>64062884
you are male and on 4chan - your chances of having aspergers or depression are through the roof roof
>>64062915
GOOSE
O
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S
E
>>64062920
>roof roof
kek
from a time when au/sp/ was young and innocent
>>64062915
KEK, it's fucking garbage and you are a faggot for defending it.
>>64062936
>ITS LE GARBIDGE XDXD
>Australia will need to sweep the eighth-ranked West Indies, starting in Hobart on Thursday, to move to 111 points and ahead of India again.
>>64062942
>get comprehensively PTFO
>LE LEE X XDXD XDXD
yawn
>>64062952
>LE U R LE BTFO XDXD
See I can do it too?
Continue having shit taste, though.
remember /bbau/ lads?
>>64062958
yeah lad
>>64062956
>LEE I GAN DOO EET TOOK XDXD :DDDDD XDXD
>>64062969
is that that chick that was like 24 but looked 34
I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
goosey m8 are you going to play Xenoblade X?
Literally one of the games of the generation
goosey m8 are you going to play Uncharted 4?
Literally one of the games of the generation
If you could go to sleep tonight and wake up to anytime in the past when would it be? Grade 8 here desu
>>64062985
Have you played it?
Is it legitimately good?
I played a bit of Xenoblade Chronicles on the Wii a few years back and didn't mind it. I recently fixed my Wii U and been looking for a decent game to play on it for a while now, so if it's good I might give it a go.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/66200.html
>>64062996
Playing it right now, it's a step up from Xenoblade in almost every way and probably has one of the best open worlds I've seen
The storytelling isn't as direct, and some missions are a bit obtuse, but other than that it's excellent
>>64062998
>2 hours 44 minutes
Genuinely feel bad for them
>>64063003
Sounds good to me. Storytelling in those JRPGs isn't really a big deal for me anyway because they always seem like shit tbqh.
Might pick it up later this week.
Its fucking hot lads
>>64062998
the absolute city of Matty Hayden
>>64062998
>Lee going for four an over
>Hayden getting out
How much shit do you think they got lads?
>tfw have to be up at 630 to go to some induction workshop for a new job
>>64062998
lgtss
>Mcshit
>>64062844
fuck off u cancerous faggot
>>64063009
i saw you playing WoW a lot over the weekend
I thought you gave that shit up?
>>64063029
>arguably the greatest fast medium bowler of all time
>outperformed by fucking Kaspa
You can't make this up
>leave P*rth to me
friends wanted
>>64063039
I did, but someone lured me back into it.
That's kind of why I'm keen to try Xenoblade.
>half my BBL are Scorchers
>Scorchers aren't playing round one
Lads...
>leave P*rth to me
>>64063069
hi gatebro
how does this fantasy shit work?
I did my team and it says I have 21 trades left. If I make a trade before round 1 will it deduct from my total trades?
and do you have to sub in those 5 extra players during the round?
Seeing as Ivan is the last real boogeyman left on au/sp/, i thought it would be fun to start a list of all the things hes been blamed for. (No joshie, noone cares about you anymore).
>Hacked Gooses tripcode
>Suggested touch footy to the australians during the 2005 ashes
>Snitched on convict to the federal police
>Supplied Stillnox to James magnussen
>Convinced SBW to join the roosters
>Was the accountant at the Melbourne Storm
>supplied supplements to stephen dank
>Taught Phil hughes how to play through the leg side
>Hired Billy Idol for the NRL grand final
>Hired Walkbro at Bunnings
>Is the Hollyspammer
>Is the gorespammer
>Is LSCM
Anyone know what else Ivan has been accused of?
>>64063066
do you live close to the /gong/? If so, are you keen for a pissup?
>>64063069
your a retarf m8
>>64063106
kek
>>64063102
yes i'm only 11 and half hours away
How do i join fantasy BBL?
>>64063112
Thats not bad for walking time. Just get a lift
>>64063114
1. If you have ALREADY REGISTERED for the 2015-16 KFC T20 Big Bash League Fantasy Competition Competition, simply click the following link (you may need to login):
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
(Once logged in, simply confirm your invitation and you'll be automatically added. Private Groups are a separate feature to the ten head-to head leagues of 8, in which you may continue to participate as usual).
2. If you have NOT YET REGISTERED, simply click on the link below and fill in the registration form as usual:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
(On successful registration, you'll automatically be added to this Group. Simply look for the "GROUPS" tab in the nav of your Leagues page).
>>64063131
Just joking, i don't want to join
K E K
>>64063136
>i-i was only pretending to be retarted
>>64063136
BTFO
is there any reason for a 5'8" man such as myself to continue living
>>64063067
I hope you didn't buy WoD lad, what a fucking trash expansion
>>64063161
I preordered it way back when it was first announced lad. I was so fucking hyped for it. Thought it was going to be the best thing ever.
I dropped the game about 2 months into the expansion.
>>64063101
I've got a couple
>hired slats for the footy show
>poured a beer on a basketball player during the match
>supplys the kookaburra balls to cricket australia
>caused the christchurch earthquake
>>64063157
Yeah man, you make all the 5'9" people feel good about themsleves
reminder /rug/ would have 404ed at sub 200 posts if muscular /cric/ hadn't kept it afloat
Its my birthday today
>>64063225
kill yourself so your grave is easy to read
>>64063112
you going santa pub crawl m8?
>>64063131
Fantasy isn't the same now that based Connie is gone. I'm not going to play any more.
>>64063208
>>64063115
>>64063115
>>64063115
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64063079
>>64063079
>>64063079
he's actually probably fairly decent because the defence wouldn't be able to stop laughing
>>64063300
>>64063309
>unironically watching murrican sports
>>64062920
>roof roof
beautiful
Anyone have the webm of the old guy from the /gong/ pouring beer on that basketballers head?
Just dropped in to say i hate the girls face in the OP, looks like a proper cunt.
>>64063354
Here you go senpai
>>64063375
Cheers mate
>>64063371
You want to shut the fuck up mate? That's my gf you're talking about
>106 'posts'
>literally less than 5 posts are actually about cricket
Kek nice 'poomunity' you have here
>>64063441
>being this pooturbed that the elite AusGODs ruined your """comfy""" 40 post per day /rug/ thread
>>64063441
There's no cricket on pal. This is a social club.
>>64062766
>chestlets
>>64063451
I enjoy our cross-thread 'friendship'
>>64063441
this is probably one of the sad cunts who was asking for increased moderation in 2011
how'd that work out?
>no non-shit cricket on until the 27th
This is the worst summer of cricket I can remember lads
>'''/cric/'''
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64063375
why are all ausissies such uncultured cavemen?
>>64063502
>this flag
>this post
>>64063483
17th lad
Big Meme starts
it will unironically be the highlight of the summer
>>64063502
I thought it was based t.bh
>hoppa to the lebdogs
Literally why?
The Best way to organise your cap, is spend big in your halves and forwards and just promote juniors as >le fall over the line men and every now and then find the ultra cheap bargain discounts usually still getting paid for by their previous club.
Surely Lafai wasn't on that much and whislt did have an injury season last year, is easily more dynamic then floppa jr.
Have the BILdogs, dare say lost it?
>>64063523
don't worry m8, that pom doesn't know the traditional welcome to /gong/ ritual
>>64063502
That's just the /gong/ lad
At based elite Perth he would have been greeted with a traditional welcome from the traditional owners of the land, the Ngoogar people
Can we get some based /afl/ discussion going on in here?
>>64063561
Dyson Heppel on Brownlow watch tbqh
dustin martin top kek
>>64063567
Yeah I can agree with this.
>>64063572
Obviously on drugs, due to shit culture down at tiger land. The irony is that everyone points there shit filled fingers at Essendon as drug cheats whereas every other club BUT Essendon are on the gear every week.
>>64063300
i made this last time
>>64063610
ty lad
>>64063616
you are welcome
Haven't been outside since last Wednesday lads
Thinking about getting the new don bradmans, so they have IPL in it?
>>64063652
Yeah lad, got the Basedield Shield, BBL and County Cricket too
>>64063689
Based
>>64063636
why did you go outside last wednesday?
>>64063764
To get a couple bottles of wine
>too old for a good life
>too young for time machines
this is truly the worst universe
>>64063787
At least we get to see Memeswell in his prime
Thinking of joining a local cricket club
>>64063820
>too young to see the Four Horsemen
>to old to see future GOATs
>stuck applauding the """golden age""" of NZ cricket
I wish I paid more attention to games as a kid, I only got into the sport in 2006 when all the god tier players were retiring
>>64063859
Do it lad, lower divisions are fun as fuck
It's just a bunch of fat middle aged men and weedy cricket geeks who spend the whole time talking shit about each other
>>64063873
>whole time talking shit about each other
I want to play as well but this would really get to me and make me paranoid that no one actually wants me there
>>64063907
don't be such a softcock anon it's all fun and games
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
I'll just say it ouright:
Holly poster is a faggot, I'm sick of every /cric/ thread having her image as the OP.
>>64063991
agreed
>>64063991
>>64064003
Alright, ill stop it and leave
>>64054626
first time seeing this image, why isn't it incredibly popular here?
Should put $10 on Windies winning the first test
>>64064041
I'm gonna put $20 on them tbph
Morning lads
>crigget not til thursday
what drugs will put me in a 3 day coma lads
>>64064041
Yes game 1 is definitely a danger game for Australia. Will be interesting to see how the batsman cope with the West Indies attack.
>>64064041
hope the pitch has a ton of grass on it, I reckon the windies only chance is if they bowl first and skittle us
>Betaustralians
shit thread to be honest
>>64064394
to be fair you're probably used /bundes/, obviously other threads are going to pale in comparison
>>64064494
go pander to kraut buttrape leagues elsewhere you homo.
>>64064635
nice inferiority complex m8
>>64064494
>/Bundes/
>good
Literally made up of anime loving Dorftrottel nerds i would have bullied into suicide in High School
>>64064671
The only inferiority around here is you.
>german flag comes in
>talks shit
>o-o-oh b-b-but you like b-based bundes yeah?
faggot. It's even funnier because he wasn't remotely touched by your post.
>>64064745
>LE FUG LE WEEBZ XDXD
someone's car alarm is going off
can't remember the last time i heard one of those
got an email from the bcci today
>>64065014
What about?
>>64065014
bit rude not to answer
Just done a massive shit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOdoYOZUX0Y
Got an email from Cricket Australia today
>>64066231
what about?
>>64066335
Just welcoming me to the Cricket Australia family
Its my birthday today
>>64066391
Just woke up lads
Just woke up from a bad dream lads
>>64066839
what about?
>>64066839
So you woke up from your life?
https://youtu.be/-yyW9P2Kat4
Not a real sport.
>>>/asp/
lgtss
>imaginary india
>>64064745
based german matt
>cric
>page 4
>>64067805
>daniel LITERALLY plays meme cricket in ICC15
>he doesnt only play Tests and possibly domestic FC fixtures like a true patrician
wew
e
w
Anyone else who applied for Centrelink jobs get any emails back?
>have to wait another 2 days for the tests to start
This seriously sucks and I'm starting to realise that my life has no meaning
Execute all muslims.
Execute all infidels
Got a letter in the mailbox today
Why is Australia so shit?
Thinking of joining the French Foreign Legion.
>>64072146
Who from?
>>64072296
Just the electricity company reminding me that if I don't pay my bill I'll be cut off
>>64065981
what the fuck
got an email from Tom Waterhouse
>>64073188
What about?
>>64073305
Just letting me know that as a valued client my account is being moved to William Hill
>>64072236
Had a friend who did that. He's not as tough as I am but didn't even make it through basic training. Apparently thry locked him in a room with nothing to do for two weeks but some shitty magazines and brought in the same crappy food everyday. Jumped ship as soon as they were boarding for north africa.
Honestly I would consider it for a while. Iy would be an experience but I'm sure the danger is by far under estimated in your mind. You rarely hear about the foreign legion for a reason, and they are mostly there to serve as a meatshield for the french army.
>>64076224
Yeah, from what I'v read at their forum www.cervens.net it does sound brutal, the training and combat is not for everyone. But for someone like me who spends most time shitposting on 4chan this sounds like a good change of scene. I'm craving for some action in life. I'll graduate in June but I don't have any interest in doing a corporate job. I'm also sick of how materialistic modern man has become, getting away from this consumerist society is exactly what I want. All the adventure and the beautiful French overseas territories one gets to travel are added bonuses. It's a long way to go though, I'll have to train hard for months and learn french before I go to Paris and knock on their door.
>>64067805
Is cricket captain any good?
>>64076224
why not just join the Australian military you spastic?
I sort of get it because he is Indian but there is literally no reason for a Westerner to join the FFL
>>64077059
ehh
if you're used to playing football manager and you're expecting that for cricket you'll be severely disappointed
there's been basically no new content in it for awhile except the IPLeL and Big Meme was added. It's a basic but fun game. The type of thing I would play for 30 minutes while procrastinating
Go on...I dare you
http://www.maniacworld.com/the-idiot-test.htm
>>64077352
Well you can get French citizenship if that's your thing, also if you come out of it alive I'd imagine you'd have a more worldly experience than you could ever get out of the ADF. The only reason my mate did it was because he was drunk, and told people he would do it, so he did it.
>>64076751
These sound like good reasons, but I would probably make some lifestyle changes before seriously committing to it. Despite being wealthy myself I don't enjoy materialism to the same degree as my peers, I kind of long for a time before agriculture was developed and we would revert to the lifestyle of a hunter/gatherer. But technology is the real opiate of humanity, and the addiction is impossible to overcome. Even those who seek to avoid it will eventually be consumed by it all. I've seen young Amish people in Ohio get seduced by the big towns that are creeping in on their land. Mongolians trading in horses for dirt bikes and being forced to abandon their nomadic ways by the government. Buddhist monks realizing their smart phones have so much more potential than reading scriptures from. These people aren't doing anything wrong, just climbing the statue of a demon to get closer to god...
Personally if I were in your position I would do a carpentry apprenticeship, work for a few years just saving money and living poor, then go to Africa or SE Asia helping local communities. You will learn languages, meet attractive women, see beautiful terrain, do activities you normally wouldn't have the opportunity tom and most of all be helping others without killing anyone. But it's up to you, best of luck in your future endeavours.
got an email today from bunnings
>>64078946
what about?
>>64078972
none of your business daniel
Haven't been outside since last Wednesday lads
statscunt on suicide watch
>Watching the Food Channel SBS
>Old episodes of The Food Lovers Guide to Australia
>Maeve is in Melbourne exploring the humble Fish and Chips
>Greek family business etc etc
>"They use a different batter for the potato cakes."
>Mfw
You cunts actually weren't trolling? Lelbournians call potato scollops "potato cakes"? What the fuck lmao.
What's Sri Lanka like lately, family?
>>64079007
Zhang?
Got a email in my lastfm inbox today
>>64079682
What about?
>>64079682
fuck off
>>64079704
>>64079708
again, fuck off
>>64079720
>>64079704
>>64079720
this is poo peeland demonstrating his poory at another elite Australian meme that was created from nothing
>>64079741
>created from nothing
I got an email from my cousin in Australia today lads
>>64079771
americans are cancer
>be white
>consume nigger culture
>act, talk and dress like a nigger
kill al americans
can i reheat fish n chips from last night lads?
>>64079851
Put your toaster on its side mate
>>64079851
If you have a chip fryer fill it up with oil and cook the chips in that.
With the fish you can wrap it in baking paper and cook it around 180c for 30 minutes.
>>64079898
>Fish is already cooked
>Reheat it for 30 mins
Nice dry fish, bruv.
>>64079851
you can do anything you put your mind to
>>64079910
I'm assuming the fish has been in a fridge over night, and of course it's going to be dry, you can't magically freshen up old fish.
>>64079910
The oil should keep it reasonably moist.
30mins is too fucking long though.
>>64078861
>Well you can get French citizenship if that's your thing
which is utterly useless unless your some nig from Mali or Gambia
Obviously not everyone does, but I have an EU passport. The thing will be worthless (as if it isnt already) within a few years because it is only a matter of time before Schengen is dissolved now
Its my birthday today
post your inspo
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11557541
>>64080073
Egotistical behavior tbqh
>>64080073
LE HATERS XD WILL HATE ABOUT THIS XD
>>64080073
Sonny Will-Williams is a muslim
>>64080085
This.
Poor conditions in Syrian refugee camps is not groundbreaking news that needs light shed on it. Literally everyone in the western world is aware of these issues.
It's just about inflating his ego.
>>64080073
Literally no-one would know who he was there. If he done it out of his own will and heart then i guess thats fine. He doesn't need to upload photos to his twitter though. Thats an indication that he did it for selfish reasons. He shouldn't be looking for attention
>>64080022
>He doesn't have an American passport
The only positive thing my cunty dad hooked me up with tbqh.
Daily reminder that Scott Borthwick, the best player from Daniels County "team", LITERALLY averaged 31(THIRTY ONE) with the bat and 35(T H I R T Y F I V E) with the ball in based, elite and prestigious Sydney grade cricket.
Reminder that Sydney grade cricket is L I T E R A L L Y played to a higher standard than County cricket.
>>64080161
kek
KEK
You're clearly a NEET or else you'd be paying tax to the US government for that privilege
>>64080161
>father issues
Confirmed mentality of an insecure girl
K E K
>>64080187
>A NEET on /cric/
SHOCK HORROR LMAO.
>>64080201
>Having a dad
Lmao.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-08/warner-questions-motives-behind-pink-ball-tests/7008912
why are cricketers this fucking stupid
Coverdale literally PTFO'd these idiots with his cricinfo article
>B-BUT THE PITCH WASN'T A FUCKING ROAD NO FAIR :(
Rate my new ride, bros.
General Admission to the Hobart test is $8
Pretty good value tbqh
if your thread DOES NOT look this this you are a fresh off the boat from facebook casual
>>64080230
I simply cannot until I know how many girls have been fingered in the back
>>64080259
>Being able to fit in the back of a CRX with another person
Only manlets and asians can do that m7.
>>64080259
Do cousins count?
>>64080264
we ARE on 4chan
Gonna have a few schooeys at at my local with the boys for shcnitty night lads. The lads are good value
>>64080347
Fuck i hate normalfags that talk like that
>>64080355
Might have a cheeky slap as well mate
One of you cunts give me some good tips to invest in the ASX
Got an email from Dick Smith today
>>64080377
Don't
>>64080388
What about?
>>64080398
Why not
