Columbus Crew vs Portland Timbers
Starts in 4 bongs
>>64030757
>this early for something no one will watch
Have fun in your dead thread.
Patriots play at the same time. If you watch this game instead you're anti-american.
>>64030808
y u mad tho?
>Soon
>tfw SKC would have ended the Portland meme dream but the double trollpost happened
3 bongs left!
cool
>>64030812
I'm watching the Bears, fuck you.
Mfw I'll be watching until motd starts. Hopefully it's comfy
>>64030808
>implying all of these dirty implications
Lmao
CREW
mlels owl
>2015
YES
:3
>>64033880
Da Bears are my team. their decent season is making up for the Fire's garbage dumpster of a season. hellz yea.. .500 here we come
>>64030808
I will watch. NFL sucks
>There are people in this thread who have never experienced standing in the Timbers Army at Providence Park.
off yourself
Why are pink cows fans so obsessed with union fans?
>>64034217
I have. It was at Friendly with Aston Villa.
Tom Hanks (Villa fan apparently) came out on the pitch and everyone chanted WILSON WILSON lol
Dubs for Kamara scoring 2 goals.
Trips for Flopcow joining Crew next year.
>>64030812
If you watch the Patriots you're the worst bandwagoner in 21st century U.S. pro sports
>>64034217
>unironically participating in a militaristic authoritarian SJW organization
It's like you're oblivious to how fascist your movement's become
>>64034173
>Fire
Is there any hope there ;_;
>>64035930
'No' unless they get a meme mexican
>Soon
>>64036144
>Soon: connection error then forgot pic edition
Who else /a general but non-specific physical and gender-less love of the Columbus Crew in all its forms/ here?
>>64036197
>United FC
Tell me this isn't real
Post mls qts pls
>>64036197
I feel like atlanta sports are trying to make me become a soccer fan with everything falling to shit by 2017
>>64036327
As well as the upcoming Minnesota team.
>>64036412
What's that one called?
>>64036327
It's worse: there are going to be two United FCs: Atlanta United FC and Minnesota United FC (probably going to be called the Loons more often to differentiate between the two)
>>64036441
Minnesota United FC although tbf they are already an existing team in the lower leagues.
>>64036452
>>64036503
Jesus christ is it that hard to come up with something original?
so this is like the stan lee of MLS?
>>64036630
i think it is more like the super bowl of soccer
>>64036630
Yup, that's the American way
>>64036708
More like the Division 3 championship
>>64036708
But the Soccerb Owl already exists
Portland, OR here, please win Columbus!
The hipsters will be insufferable if the timbers win.
Everyone will act like this is even better than the blazers in '77 and there'll be a parade and terrible logging puns for weeks and you'll have to just endure it or a bearded kilt wearing double decker fixie riding 'womyn' will check your sport privilege
https://twitter.com/TheSoCalSC/status/673265390152105984
Division 1, pro/rel, and golden age of soccer here we come.
MLELS BTFO
>>64036772
That'd be the USL, where the Timbers are from
>>64036857
>mfw USL is still the second best soccer league in the US
>>64037061
This MLELS-MLELS Reserve League broship is already getting old
>>64037061
>implying
>Orlando will never be in the finals
1 BONG REMAINING!!!
>>64037452
Yeah they will CentralFLbro. Orlando City is based from a neutral POV and much more promising than their plastic expansion sister.
does MLS have the same rules as World Cup soccer?
>>64037681
???
Why wouldn't it
>>64036857
I-is it finally the great happeneing?
>>64037897
>he doesn't know about the old MLS Shootout
>>64037663
I'm just waiting for a Miami MLS team brah
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35019423
>>64037986
Don't speak of MLS 1.0
>>64038126
D-Don't take away my memories ;_;
>>64038031
>The former Manchester United midfielder hopes to turn Miami Beckham United into a super-club with the financial clout of Manchester City and Paris St-Germain and aims to attract the world's top players.
lmao
>>64030757
http://strawpoll.me/6196700
http://strawpoll.me/6196700
http://strawpoll.me/6196700
>>64038204
Never forget:
>[KEVIN] PAYNE [(President, General Manager, D.C. United)]: I told them, “I don’t get this [Tampa Bay] ‘Mutiny’. What’s with the symbol?” They said, “Oh, it’s a mutant bat.” “Okay, what does that have to do with Mutiny?” “You know—Mutiny, mutant.” I said, “Those are two different words with completely different meanings. They just share some letters. What are you doing?”
>THOMAS RONGEN (Coach, Tampa Bay Mutiny): What the f---? A mutant bat? What are we representing? Nike must have had a few guys smoking dope, coming up with the craziest things.
>>64038284
Then why's he joining MLS, where the salary cap is ~$4 million per team? Why not NASL, where he can spend as much as those Qatar sheiks if he wants?
>>64038545
Never forget their "JUST FUCKING FOLD US" 2001 season, where they introduced this mascot and their cycling-like uniforms
>>64030757
stream?
my body is ready biches
>tfw no team
fuck my little soccer
>naming your club "Miami Beckham United"
JUST
>>64034828
HAHAHAHAHA SO RANDUM SO FUNNEH LOL WILSON BECAUSE THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE VOLLEYBALL IN CASTAWAY LOLOOL EPIC WIN LAD BANTS QUALITY MAN QUALITY LOL FUCKING EPIC WINZARZ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64039320
How butthurt can conservatives be?
>>64039308
that's the name of the ownership group m8
the team will probably be called real inter atletico miami united wanderers AFC
>>64030757
>MLS has their championship on Sunday in the middle of football season
>At the same time as the Steelers game
I don't understand. Do MLS executives not want people to watch their league?
>>64039246
where do you live? they just announced expansion to 28 this week.
>>64039320
Settle down, aspie
>>64039460
link?
>Soon
Rose city til I die! What's everyone's final score predictions? I'm going 2-1 timbers victory.
>>64039460
He probably lives in New York, it's the biggest city without its own team.
>>64039431
>real inter atletico miami united wanderers AFC
this would be a great club
>>64039439
you don't understand. soccer is the islam of sports. you'll convert either you like it or not.
>>64039493
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/12/05/mls-announces-possible-plans-expand-league-28-teams-scheduling-updates
>>64030757
Timbers gonna timb timb timb timb timb timb
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate
I NEED A STREAM
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
>>64039460
Considering how many teams are in the same state, that's a team in less than half of the 50 total or even Lower 48.
Might be a novel concept to a country where people only live in the parts of provinces that border the U.S.
>>64039543
I like soccer, I'm just not going to pick MLS over Sunday Night Football.
>>64039599
Thanks but
>doesn't even say what cities
zzzzzz
>>64039643
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3vp2x5/match_thread_columbus_crew_vs_portland_timbers/
i know i know
but they have multiple sources
>>64039708
Is this your first MLS thread ever?
>>64039708
LAFC, Atlanta, Minnesota, and Miami are confiirmed
Sacramento and San Antonio are also likely to enter at some point
last 2 are whatever
Higuian will choke as always
The whole family does
From World Cups to Copas
>>64039460
>8 more
sacremento
miami
st louis
carolina
san antonio
detroit
???
???
>>64039759
>texas getting ANOTHER team
dropped
>>64034217
I have, back when it was Jeld Wen Field and PGE Park. To be honest never was a huge soccer fan, not a hater just not my thing, but Timbers games were so fun because the crowd gets so rowdy. You get amped like you're listening to saleel al-sawarim about to go jihad on the kuffars.
>>64039759
LA2 and nycfc were such fucking wastes of expansions
>>64039768
I sincerely doubt Detroit will pony up the funds for a soccer-specific stadium.
But Detroit City FC is working on completing the first community-funded soccer stadium renovation in U.S. history.
>>64039779
>San Antonio isnt worthy of a MLS team
I'd be more worried about 2 more LA teams.
>>64039779
>>64039825
Garber just wants large media markets. Success isn't that important, otherwise Rochester would be in MLS.
>>64039779
>mfw when FC Dallas is in Frisco
Dallas literally has only 2 pro teams actually IN DALLAS, the Cowboys and Rangers are closer to Ft. Worth, and FC Dallas is practically in Oklahoma
>>64039892
Yeah LA and NY getting another is retarded. I guess I am fine with SA, but still disappointed my state doesn't have a team.
>>64039901
>Rochester would be in MLS
i remember when this was an actual possibility
shame i'd've loved for rochester to have a team
fucking jewber
Just have 2 leagues (East and West) of 30 teams and then the winners play each other at the end.
>>64030808
>Have fun in your dead thread
lol
>>64039768
man i hope detroit gets a team
>>64039907
>Meanwhile Houston has their team in downtown across the highway from Minute Maid park where the Astros play.
>>64039917
Oklahoma?
hey silly boys. if columbus win, you can expect noods.
here's a small preview :)
>>64040095
Nah my state has like 3x the population of oklahoma.
>>64040128
I can't believe you saved that picture.
How can you live with yourself?
>>64040128
As if I needed another reason to support the timbers
>>64040128
>"Anon, I borrowed your computer to check my email. Who is this man and why do you have a folder full of pictures of him?"
>>64040171
well what the fuck is it?
>>64040240
That thing is a Union fan living in Vermont.
Seattle tranny is a Crew fan though.
>>64040199
shitposting has its price, friend
>>64040315
Michigan.
>>64040348
rip in piss, fampai
>>64040364
http://www.usadultsoccer.com/page/show/1189586-michigan-premier-soccer-league
you're welcome.
>>64040364
There's hope:
>Markets like Sacramento, San Antonio, St. Louis and Detroit will be front-runners for these expansion slots as all have met with MLS officials within the past year.
>http://www.sounderatheart.com/2015/12/5/9855288/league-looks-to-28-team-future-announce-schedule-changes#comments
>>64040272
>man
clearly a woman. check your cis privilege
>>64040462
The fuck is this bullshit?
>>64040095
Exaggerating a bit but I live in DFW area now and fuck is this city spread out. It's about a 45 minute drive from downtown Dallas to Frisco where FC Dallas plays
>>64040481
The fact that Miami, NY, and LA are getting teams while Sacramento gets the shaft proves that Jewber and SUM only want to grab a quick buck and don't care about the sport.
>>64030808
bump because this guy can suck it
>>64040539
T H I S
H
I
S
>MLELS
>>64040505
You're team is in the premier league. congrats
>>64040539
tbf, their current expansion strategy has done well in promoting the popularity of soccer in the united states. Putting tiny markets like Rochester or Chattanooga, however successful the clubs may be, in the top tier would make MLS about as relevant as the NASL
https://www.youtube.com/user/hira9999999/live
here's a stream lads
>ESPN plugging college hand egg before Mlels cup.
We made it.
>>64040002
This. Then you could have a single table double round robin "regular season" that's just as legit as yuro leagues. The champion face-off could be a cool American touch.
>>64040700
watch with us senpai
>>64040756
The Crew better win this shit after Ohio State didn't make the playoffs.
This isn't 2 Legs, right?
tfw red bulls still havent refunded your mls cup ticket purchase
>>64040732
Agreed on the promotion inside the US part but now they're facing saturated markets and should focus to marketing US Soccer outside of the USA. A team in Las Vegas could do it.
>>64040822
>casuals
this is for all the marbles, tempura desu spooby
>>64040798
I think Brazil has a similar system for their league, since they have the same problem as us (a huge country and ridiculous travel times between games).
who /dabs/ here?
comfy af senpai
>>64040843
Gonna be expecting those 20 cases of Red Bull.
>>64040804
I can't actually tell who's gonna win.
Portland being the only American team we Yuros actually know and the other team that beat a Redbull team
>>64040822
I wanna see some timbers fan get their asses kicked desu.
This is it,do or die.
>dat nappy man bun
>>64040922
Are you that faggot that was fiercely opposed to Red Bull winning?
>>64040462
>not shilling the GOAT Great Lakes Premier League, founded by 3 Michigan expansion teams and a couple historic Croatian teams from surrounding states
There's also the Midwest Region of the NPSL, which is like half Michigan teams (and is the biggest Region in the NPSL).
>>64040505
>being this much of an ESPNbabby that you can't even support a real local club and need a Detroit team to cheer for
Fuck off
>>64040922
You know Portland but not Seattle or LA Galaxy?
Interesting
>>64040922
root for Portland
we haven't won a trophy in nearly 40 years ;__:
stream?
I'm from C-Bus, don't really follow soccer, does the Crew have a good chance or are they a memeteam/underdog?
>>64040922
>Portland being the only American team we Yuros actually know
this pleases me deeply
>>64040700
/bundes/ is the worst general on /sp/
woah almost missed the start, 1pm pst is pretty early desu
>>64041068
They're a bunch of meatballs. Don't expect great things.
>>64040700
don't be mean, we are always nice to turkish people here.
>>64040970
No, first time posting in a MLS thread.
>jacking pittsburgh's colors
Cheering for portland hipster tbqh eat a dick colombus.
>>64041068
>Im from C-Bus
Im sorry m8, california master race reporting in
>a norwich reject is the mlels' best striker
top kek
>>64040843
I still have flashbacks about that extra time trollpost.
>>64041068
I'm also in Columbus and don't follow soccer, but I know the Crew finished 2nd in the East and beat NYRB, who won the regular season, in the playoffs. Still probably an underdog though
>>64040970
>Are you that faggot that was fiercely opposed to Red Bull winning?
I don't blame him, both New York teams are the scum of the sports world.
>Red Bull Gives You Wings FC Jr
>Abu Dhabi City FC Jr
>>64040970
>cheering for an energy drink
Come on Crews. tOSU already fuck up our chances of getting trophies this season.
***Also I don't watch MLS, is it like those SA leagues where all the teams full of latinos?
>>64041050
>You know Portland but not Seattle or LA Galaxy?
I forgot about LA Galaxy, most people know them but that was years ago.
>>64041139
people have been saying that about Ptown all season
pretty much since we came into the league
this is gonna be a great game.. leave it all out there.. my word is poontang
>>64041125
I though poopland was all about taking the dick.
>>64041020
lol you are a faggot you know that?
Why do American broadcasters always do this?
>say game is X o'clock
>it's actually pre-game show
>>64041137
Don't even get me started on >Vardy
>>64041137
>eplel
>leicester on top
nice league there friend
>>64041206
>Who are the Cavs
>Who are the Bengals
>no pity in le rose city
>*tips fedora*
>>64041282
To trick you.
>>64041139
>>64041068
actually columbus is rated to win this since home field is a big thing.
>>64041245
>years ago
>when they had literally no competition
LA Galaxy is destined to be Green Bay tier
glorious past, maybe an occasional rise to glory from then on
>>64041274
Its a free country, anybody who wants the D can have some la.
>>64041137
nice point
>>64041138
i was in the bathroom at RBA when they hit the post
watching those two games was a real bummer
i dont want either of these teams to win : (
>>64041282
Happens here too, but usually they'll have the actual kick off time listed as well.
>Univision giving a nod to the Open Cup
Best broadcasting deal walking through.
>When you find out that no log policy was real
Wow, Precourt, that's some El Classico amount of rigging there.
>>64041353
That's DC United, newfriend
>>64041055
https://www.youtube.com/user/hira9999999/live
https://www.youtube.com/user/hira9999999/live
https://www.youtube.com/user/hira9999999/live
host plays music during commercials and half time, pretty comfy
>Soon
>>64041406
no, DCU will be forever Bears tier
or maybe Dolphins
What the fuck is a DNA kit
>based Hungarian Nemeth winning MLS Goal of the Year
Long live Puskas
Is this a series or a single game?
>>64041389
just tuned in, already better than espn's preshow
>Bringing you homosex flag to the game.
>>64041486
Best of 7.
How is the seating divided?
50/50 or something like that?
>>64041486
best of 21
>>64041414
thanks dawg
>>64041396
Why would you let your opponent come into your house and pull some meme shit like that? Kudos to Columbus.
>there are actually people who willingly choose to live in Columbus, Ohio
>>64041506
>There will never be a time when MLS will be on Unvision and CSN
Truly the best combination of broadcasting deals this league will ever have.
>>64041389
thnx for the heads up, muchacho =3
Is it true Portland fans waves homo flag everywhere during their games?
Portland is about to get BLACKED
>>64041486
Series out of 7. Columbus with homefield advantage because the east won the all star game.
Who /DOOP/ here?
>>64041516
>>64041669
am I being rused?
>those Columbus tifos
Damn, it must suck to be sitting underneath them
I like the Matador commercial better than Don Ovan's 2bh
>wells fargo is still dog shit tier bank
who /benis/ here?
>new technology
>goalpost cam
>>64041742
i'm /bagina/
Why do they walk with the children
>>64041705
Maybe.
when is the fucking match starting
it was meant to start 20 minutes ago wasn't it
The best thing is that win or lose, sounders tears will be shed.
>>64030808
Chargers fan here in deffently watching this
>>64041786
They're auctioned off to fans, don't you know anything?
You now remember that the Chicago Fire won the mlsc up once
>>64041777
Use a tripcode, please, so I can filter you. Don't want to interact with any girls ITT.
>>64041786
to feed upon their awesome power
>>64041137
The guy who scored the winner for Bournemouth against Chelsea was a USL (3rd Division) reject
don't let flyover country win portland
>>64041811
Don't you know? Americans are always late.
>>64041569
Oh I agree, it's smart and tactical. I'm just saying that DAMN are they doing everything to minimize Portland's advantage.
PT FC
>21 minutes past the hour
>still has not started
>Columbus
>Motown (MICHIGAN) singer
>Timber Army singing along off-time
Couldn't be more of a shitshow already
>that little girl flinching
kek
ONE group starts singing the anthem and now every game everywhere the dumb crowd tries to sing it and its always shit
Stoked for this game, hopefully they don't let me down as hard as the Browns did
>a KC with the boom lowered for a flyover
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I almost forgot I was watching something American, thanks for the reminder.
>>64030808
Mad bitch?
>>64041852
As have the Colorado Rapids.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
what the fuck are the fans doing with the pompoms during the anthem, this is some autistic shit
>>64041811
MLS not popular enough to warrant their own pregame show time slot, so the pregame show starts at the game's scheduled time
>THAT FUCKING SINGING
Holy shit that was horrible
WHO /TIMBERSARMY/ HERE
>>64042004
sieg heil
>>64042004
Mls is incredibly American and that's why it's great.
>the crowd singing out of time
Gets me every time
>>64042085
Who here ready for a comfy MLS Cup.
None of that meme LA final shit.
> refueler aircraft was the best they could get for a flyover of the FUCKING PLAYOFF FINALS
/k/ does not approve.
>>64042004
i suppose it must be jarring to see something other than turks
who /highnote/ here?
>plane has a dick
>>64041852
>>64042044
Couldn't be more of a meme cup
>>64041938
>expecting TA to not be drunk after craft beer tailgate
Columbus might actually experience real atmosphere with all of the Timbers Army there.
>that flyover
jesus christ...
Gonzalo Higuain is in MLS?!
>tfw I ran sound for kevin ross rehearsals everyday for like two weeks one time
h-his real music is better
>>64041442
That should be the name of the team, Soon.
>>64042137
>>64042159
>implying tankers aren't the most based aircraft ever to exist
do these teams play attractive football?
Besides Darlington Nagbe and Nate Borchers Portlel is all literally who
>>64042245
Columbus does
>>64040741
THIS IS THE BEST STREAM GUYS JUST FYI
>>64042245
these are mls teams you know
L E M O N
I
M
E
>>64042215
it should be their stadias war cry!!!
>>64042245
yes
LMAOOOOOooooo
>the Heartlanders against the Hipsters
>TV commentators on ESPN are calling people hipsters now
RIP that term
WHAT THE FUCK
