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Team line up on twitter
sky sports 1 4pm
only game worth watching today
>>64027949
easy 4-0 liverpool win
ABL are so mad
Top five for best Emma
It's really just a case of how badly Newcastle are going to get fucked.
the teams aren't even out for an hour
>>64027949
why do northerners speak so bad?
I can't understand anyone from either newcastle or liverpool.
I don't even want to mention the scots but you get the idea.
worst OP i've seen in a long time
>>64028086
Scouse and North East are the only northern accents you've ever heard?
>>64028111
Every northern accent either makes the person sound poor with no education or drunk
Give me Essex any day
>>64028111
yeah pretty much, I only know a handful of cities, let alone dialects, I'm not british as you can see by my flag.
I count scotland as northernes too though
>>64028126
Isn't Essex the chav accent?
>>64028127
You'll have heard others, you just didn't notice because they're not impossible to understand.
more like Boocastle. i imagine there isn't a more morale sapping club to play for in the league. yes, the fans cheer when the team score a goal, but 50,000 people jeering at you when you make a mistake isn't exactly good for the old motivation
>>64028150
yeah well, I don't know if birmingham is northern or not, but even though I understand them pretty good, it has to be the most obnoxious accent of all.
>>64028165
>that Victoria
>you will never be stalked by a psychotic qt
>>64028126
Essex is worse than any northern accent.
>>64028179
Yeah, no one likes that.
North/South/West Yorkshire is the good northern accent.
Can someone post the "I don't believe it" webm so his thread can really get started please?
Who /kloppo/ here???
>>64028219
Literally everyone.
>>64028165
gimmie dat 52-54
>>64028215
He says 'I don't believe THIS' you stupid, ignorant cunt
>>64028219
>Arsenal, City, United or Chelsea didn't get this guy
My sides tbqh
>>64028219
He needs to send his m8 Dave some loan players desu.
>>64028165
>Renee getting done for fucking her little brother
stupid law , he obviously would have been having the time of his life
>>64028165
Renee is clearly the GOAT
>>64028165
lets go
>>64027949
>el delusiono
>>64028126
I'd rather listen to Sean Bean than Russell Brand.
Cockney/Essex accents are the absolute worst. I can't stand them. My own personal hell would be having to hear that accent all day long.
>>64028246
calm down m8, did the post trigger you or something?
>>64028256
2 away :^(
>>64028126
>Give me Essex any day
Complete cunt detected
>>64028165
le roll xd
>>64028252
He said lately English clubs send too many players out on loan so I wouldn't get my hopes up m8
>>64028165
>Illegal twerk
>Removed tattoo on abdomen
Kek, are there laws against twerking and tattoo removal in the US?
>>64028252
>tfw fellow Hudders fan
>tfw very welcome unexpected win yesterday
>tfw no longer BLACKED
>>64028243
>>64028255
>>64028256
>them lips
Lucky tbqph
how long is it going to take before klopps tactics have been found out?
>>64028285
Fuck, I had to get the bird with those shitty cheek piercings
>>64028299
about 7 years
>>64028285
imagine getting hauled in and treated like a criminal for having a drink at 18
Even if you're underage here all they're gonna do is pour it away lmao
>>64028285
>Removed tattoo on abdomen
It didn't say how she removed the tattoo to be fair. I imagine it's quite illegal to do it with a carving knife.
>>64028299
It's not as simple as that, most English teams just don't have the technical ability to be able to deal with a competent high press.
I think teams are more likely to try copy it than design some system to get around it
>>64028299
>tfw still got the moment when Klopp realises he will never ever win the league with Liverpool to look forward too
>>64028326
Then they would have given the charge of assualt with a deadly weapon or something.
>>64028165
>petit larceny
It's petty, surely?
>>64027949
Kloppkrieg is going to fuck Newcastle.
>>64028346
>ABL delusion
Got 18/1 on Liverpool to win the league when Kloppo came.
Is this the greatest battle of managerial genius that the PL has ever seen?
>>64028165
please be 70-72
>>64028264
could you pls stop bastardizing our language?
kthnxbai
>>64028165
rolllllllllll
>>64028165
jilian is underrated goat
>>64028378
You got an improvement lad
>>64028255
>>64028165
wait aggravated apparently means she was at least 10 years older than the kid..
>>64028165
Go on then
>>64028388
>could you pls stop bastardizing our language?
>couldio e plsio stoppa bastardizoing ourwa lang-weh?
>>64028165
roll
>>64028165
roll
>>64028165
roll
Guys should we put True Geordie on suicide watch? I'm really worried about him
dubs and Liverpool win
>>64028658
JUST
>>64028678
benteke, mmmm yeah
Who /nervous/ here?
Liverpool/Newcastle often has a mad result
>>64028678
>Ibe
nice
>>64028165
Sports-related roll.
>>64028658
do Newcastle always play 4 CMs ?
>>64028658
jesus, how many cissokos and cisses are out there
I mean we have quite a few common names but the french negroes are a fucking joke
>scouse 3 points
>mitrovic red card
>>64028165
ROLLING.
COME ON NEWCASTLE!
>>64028746
This season yes, because their only wingers are aarons and obertan, both injured, and >thauvin.
Just shows how bad newcastle's transfer policy has been.
So, who /a/ here?
who /topatchristmas/ here?
>>64028773
ermmmmmmmmmm
>>64028299
It's a lot harder to figure Klopp out than Rodgers for example. Rodgers (and most epl managers) set up a certain way that makes the most of their squad, whereas Klopp sets up to exploit his opponents. He changes his set up (4-3-3 vs city)(4-2-3-1 vs Bordeaux)(4-4-2 diamond vs Southhampton). So its an lot arder to counteract him
>>64028165
61-63 please
>>64028165
why tf not
>>64028773
here
>There's people who don't know Buvac is the real genius and he just picked Klopp to be his charismatic front man
Come on lads
>>64028285
It's probably to identify her, its why they often photograph arrestees tattoos
>>64028788
It's you! It's been a while. Also supporting Newcastle, bruh?
>>64028782
rodgers changed his system all the time
>>64028716
SAW YOUR GIRL LIKE MMMMMMM
>>64028165
Rolling
>>64028813
Not that guy but it's a bit different.
Rodgers changed his system until he found something that worked, then played the exact same system + team every game (usually going on a good winning streak) until the opponents figured it out. Then spent the next 5-10 games playing 100 different formations until one worked.
Klopp actually sets his team up to counter the opponents, similar to what Benitez used to do.
I think that's why they're both better against top teams, whereas Rodgers was better at beating shit teams
>>64028821
topkek
>>64028821
autismo
>>64028821
Chuckled
>>64028165
Roll
>>64028813
In the 13/14 season it was 4-4-2 diamond. and the was no one on the subs bench.
Last week do you really think Koeman anticipated they'd play with Origi & Sturridge up top.
>4 goals in 17 games
>60m
can you imagine the ABL media if that had happened to Liverpool?
>>64028821
Based viz
>>64028856
>In the 13/14 season it was 4-4-2 diamond.
they also played 352 and 433
https://vine.co/v/OH7WBWz6EKl
Merry Christmas lads
>>64028785
Just fuck my fantasy week up fahm
>>64028862
His goalscoring record in Ligue 1 + England is the same as Origi's, yet people constantly mock Origi and call him a flop at £10m
GG
>>64028716
BATISTUUUUTAAAAA mm yesss
>>64028165
Linda tho
>>64028813
yeah but all his systems were shit anyway
>3-4-3
>ever
>>64028889
That's partly because if you talk about United pissing money away it's just a reminder that there's no real limit to what they can spend.
>>64028901
>tfw played cech over butland
>>64028165
YNWA
Unironically went to the United game yesterday in the Stretford end and it was awful.
>No atmosphere
>Beer was a fiver and they didn't fill the cup
>Some old bint near me kept shouting 'FUCKING STOP GOING DOWN THE WING CUNTS/ FUCK OFF SOUTHERN FAIRIES' for eighty five mins before shouting 'FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO WATCH I'M A CELEB' and leaving
>Shit play, nothing exciting at all
>Van Gaal not out of his seat once
>Went into Old Trafford Supporters Club bar afterwards and it was just full of 20k + commission starter pack 'I'm am a le mancunian haircut and chino wanker' people
I'm genuinely pretty upset. Not been to United for years and only had great memories of it.
>>64028916
>arsenal keeping clean sheets with coquelin out
nah
>>64028901
>wasting money on 2 GKs who start
Wut? Why wouldn't you save the £0.5-1m and just have a reserve keeper?
Literally more confident that we will win the league now than I was after we beat City in 13/14 desu
>>64028165
rolls
> /wwe/ is still not allowed back on spee
Hold me lads
>>64028925
It's shit at every big club now unfortunately m8.
At Liverpool we're in discussions with the new stand to have 1000 new tickets put aside for young, local kids to have to try help atmosphere
>>64028719
i am
>>64028927
but it was blunderland
blunderland ausbro
>>64028943
fuck off talk about your soap opera on /tv/ or wherever it is now
Testing
>>64028943
It's not a sport, why the fuck would it be?
>>64028950
Sunderland played quite well desu, could have got another easily.
>>64028945
it's fine at Newcastle lad ;)
>>64028943
still don't know why it was moved to /asp/ instead of /tv/
testing desu
>>64028975
Just a wee club in the north east m8
>>64028983
/tv/ is shit enough already
Official thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-0-4gDEPbU
>>64028945
Fuck man, I honestly thought it was an annoying fucking meme
Was the most frustrating thing I've been to in a long time
>>64028966
if she was hot yes
>>64028991
top 15 highest attendance in Europe lad ;D
le rolling
>>64029004
Such is life when you're a 1 club city with a big stadium in a 1st world country
>>64028995
I thought the United fans from London was a meme until I was sat outside Euston and saw them all coming out of the station with their official club shop carrier bags.
>>64028165
rolling for our year
DIDI
>>64028165
roll
>>64029012
Unless you're Leeds.
Is this the game where Lovren reminds everybody that he's Lovren?
>>64029023
>>be 13
>>think girls are icky
what
>>64029004
they have a million people to themselves its embarrassing they dont sell more
>>64028966
I don't have a sister but I used to imagine shagging 4 of my girl cousins when i first stared wanking about 13
>>64028165
rolling
>>64029040
token header from a set piece?
McClaren on Sky Sports. Says they need to make sure they outrun Liverpool.
What the fuck is he thinking? Liverpool have hard training so they are ready for a high press.
If he tries to just outrun them, then Newcastle are gonna get BTFO
>>64028800
what is going here
>>64029063
i'm not a bogan i went to a private school
>>64029075
Pellegrini is asking Klopp to pls stop the assrape
>>64029072
What are their options?
They can't defend so parking the bus is out.
>>64029072
>Newcastle are gonna get BTFO
this is going to happen anyway, unless Newcastle get very lucky and refball goes their way.
McLaren is genuinely clueless and fucked up Derby's promotion charge last season, choking a big points gap in 1st place with a few months to go.
>>64028800
>le tito vilanova fallacy
>>64029075
Pellegrini was getting banged
>>64028165
Juliana/Arianne GET
>>64029087
At least try to counter the press by playing it over the top and tiring Liverpool by spreading it.
If he just tries to fight Liverpool at their own game they're just gonna lose
>>64028165
ayy
http://strawpoll.me/6193800
>>64028983
Its fun rusing the aspies but it is so deathly slow in there that its depressing af now
I dislike /tv/ but it at least it isnt a ghost board
>>64028959
> being this unenlightened
Its a spectating event that sports fans watch other people physically exert themselves, it belongs on spee
>>64029046
Then why doesn't an Irish club like Liverpool have a higher attendance than Newcastle?
>>64029109
Some sports fans watch Eastenders, doesn't mean it belongs on /sp/
>>64029023
>13
>still using the word pee pee
>>64028165
Roll
>>64029121
Eastenders isnt a physical showcase event held in stadiums
>>64029126
doodle masterrace
>>64029098
Whatever they do as soon as Newcastle concede they will collapse.
They didn't look this bad early in the season, what the fuck happened.
>>64028165
RER
Anyone got a stream la?
It's a 'Thierry tries to talk about football' episode
>>64028165
rollan'
>>64029143
Here you go newfriend.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3vnx7e/match_thread_newcastle_united_vs_liverpool_fc/
>>64029137
Newcastle usually do well in the bigger games.
Drew with United + Chelsea already
>>64028165
Gib qt pls
>>64029159
Thanks pal
>>64029149
Henry is boring as fuck. I can't believe they actually filmed adverts hyping his debut.
They badly want him to be le intelligent suave man, but he's not
>>64029160
>Chelsea
>>64029149
His charm-vacuum has sucked Souness's soul out
>>64029159
>kekdit
truly a kuk
>>64029163
its probably more him struggling to express himself in english in a fixed timeframe desu
incoming ABL BTFO posts when Newcastle invariably shit their pants
>cutting from an interview from Klopp to one with Milner
Wow the difference in charisma is horribly striking
Just kill >us now desu
what is the best streaming site nowadays?
>>64029144
>tips akubra
>>64029160
They very nearly lost to Chelsea when they finally conceded though.
I think teams have learned by now that if you can get an early goal you will beat Newcastle.
>>64029181
Don't be a spastic, it's literally the best place to get a list of streams.
>>64029178
have a reply, friend
>>64029197
Greg Dyke pls go
>>64028165
rollumbo
Realistically, does anyone other than Leicester or Liverpool have a chance at the title?
>>64029178
I'm going to listen on the radio purely so that I can be first to greentext when something happens.
>only 1 win in 5 at Newcastle
worry.jpg
>tfw pl, cl and al are gonna be on 3 different 'networks' next season
jdimsa
>muh gegenpress
it's going to take about a month for the other teams to figure out how to beat these guys and then Lelverpool are going to get rekt every week again.
One trick pony. Unlike based Poccetino
>Carlisle
>tfw want Liverpool to blow Newcastle the fuck out.
>>64029163
There's a theory that the best strikers actually have to be quite dumb to be successful. Because if they were intelligent, they'd overthink in front of the goal instead of blasting the ball in the back of the net.
liverpool fan here letting every body know i expect a horribly boring 1-0
>comparing Moreno to Carlos
This media delusion is rediculous
YNWA FROM NORTH AMERICA
>>64029232
Yeah, it took people way less than a month to figure him out.
>>64029112
they dont have that?
and they will have more next season anyway
>>64029046
>>64029012
Most populous cities in England POWER RANKING
1. London
2. Birmingham
3. Leeds
4. Sheffield
5. Bradford
6. Manchester
7. Liverpool
8. Bristol
9. Leicester
10. Coventry
POWER GAP
39. Newcastle Upon Tyne
Truly a global metropolis...
No match thread?
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029204
watch out errbody, we have a non-spastic over here, lol. contain your autism, friend
>>64029247
Henry is just retarded.
Moreno is still fucking shit defensively, I laughed when his agent linked him to Real
>>64029262
fuck off lad
>>64029235
It that from last time or has it happened again.
its going to be 5-0, newcastle defence is cancer lvl
>>64029262
>300 posts early
>>64029262
autism
>>64029259
> • Urban 879,996 (Tyneside) (Ranked 7th)
>>64029268
happened again
Moreno is the best fullback in Europe.
>>64029275
anfield will be 54k next season
>>64028165
>16oz - 100lb of weed
based linda
>>64029178
> wireless
Grandad how did you learn how to use proxies? And where is nan?
>>64029259
Are Bristol the most disappointing football city in England?
>Huge city
>Pretty rich compared to most Northern towns
>Nearly always been shit
>Still sat in league 2-championship for most of recent history
>allen and lovren starting
we're doomed
>>64029280
and other than Sheffield, no other metropolitan area below it has more than 1 team
>>64029259
City populations are a load of shit though because they're all measured differently.
For Bradford to be above Manchester like that you have to count only the city centre of Manchester compared to an area of Bradford and surrounding towns 4 times the size.
>>64029296
>>64029275
>my teams attendance is bigger than your teams
>b-but i don't go.
stop cock waving you pathetic shits
>>64029320
Lad they've both been good recently
Is Collocini still newcast'es coach?
>>64029296
...So it'll still be lower than Newcastle 54k x 98.6 = 53244
>>64028165
Seth rollins
7 - 0 Liverpool.
Book it.
>>64029331
i dont really give a shit, just pointing out muh geordies go the game is bollox they should have a much bigger attendance
ABL free match thread
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029231
>>64029331
Went to the Watford match la' got a big Vurnon Anita poster in the programme
>>64029349
I'm genuinely thinking 10-0
Fuck Liverpool
>>64029353
Stop
>>64029353
>being this butthurt that someone insults 'your' team that you have to run away to another thread
>>64029259
Are there any other non-London cities with more than two teams?
Real teams, not from the suburbs or meme semi-pro teams.
>>64029351
>they should have much bigger attendances.
They nearly sell out most games and they've had shit under Ashley for years.
>>64029356
gay
>AND IT'S LIVE
>>64028773
>>64029336
St James' Park has 52,000
>>64029361
Same. Liverpool aren't going to take it easy on Newcastle, Klopp won't let them.
>>64029371
>being this butthurt that "your" team is so shit that the only thing you can do is to talk shit about other teams
I sure enjoy all those chants about other teams too.
>>64028165
>illegal twerk
liverpool are the dankest team in the prem
>>64029373
Glasgow: Celtic, Rangers, Partick Thistle and Queen of the South
Birmingham: West Brom, Birmingham and Villa
>Liverpool's corners
every fucking time
How's the match been so far?
>>64029391
Oh so you're still posting in this thread then. Make your mind up retard.
Why am I even watching this shit
>>64029361
10/1 on Liverpool to win by 4 or more goals.
Stuck a tenner on it.
Even though I'm a Newcastle fan.
One of those colocinni games of his life today?
>skrtl
lads i'm nervous we're gonna fuck this up
i can just see us bottling it as we have a chance to go level with spurs
fug
>3 corners in 1 minute
>>64029373
Not sure desu, most of the "London" teams now weren't even in London 50 years ago, London just expanded into them like Spurs being in Middlesex, Crystal Palace being in Surrey etc
Birmingham has Villa, Birmingham FC, Wolverhampton and Walsall but some of them aren't technically in Birmingham despite only being a 15 minute drive from the city centre.
>-0:40 seconds in
>already 7 corners
>>64029400
Didn't know West Brom was in Birmingham. Thought it was in West Brom.
>>64029409
Lad, being a fan of a plastic club has got in your feelings in some kind of way.
>3 corners in a minute
Fucking hell Newcastle.
feeling rough as toast lads
>>64028165
I want in on this
>>64029423
It's almost impossible to fuck up harder than Newcastle
