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games today:
>2nd bundes
kaiserslautern - st.pauli
leipzig - duisburg
bochum - heidenheim
(13:30 cet)
>the bundes
stuttgart - bremen (15:30 cet)
eintracht - darmstadt (17:30 cet)
>american /sp/
baka
Bremen and Frankfurt
Good morning.
>>64025910
>>64025921
hello
WERDER
E
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D
E
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was ist grün und stinkt nach fisch?
>>64025921
>>64025932
Good morning. Newcastle - Liverpool today.
>>64025952
The Tyne-Wear derby, so to speak.
>>64025932
Hello
Time to watch the Gottesdienst in ZDF.
>you now remember lewis holtby spamming on twitter about his lads like a little teenager when he arrived at tottenham
time for motd
time for dopa soon
>>64026198
>you now remember Emir Spahic calling him a pussy
>you now remember Emir Spahic telling him the shut the fuck up or else he'll beat the shit out of him
Based Emir.
>dopa
actually looking forward to dopa today
>>64026487
Why?
>>64026491
Bayern lost
>not watching dopa
its like you were dropped as a baby into a bathtub full of dumbass-retard
>>64026496
If anything that makes Doppelpass even more unbearable
>>64026496
Also some banter potential for what Hitz from Augsburg did
I hope they will mention the shitty ref trying to cheat dortmund out of our win
Biathlon about to begin
>>64026535
literally no one except Dorftrottel care about winter sports
>>64026539
this
its not even snowing
>10 °C
nice winter you got there
>>64026547
winter starts at 21st december its still autumn
>>64026539
Biathlon is the most patrician of sports.
>winter sports in autumn
>>64026553
I-I'll go next week
>>64026553
I'm watching Gottesdienst on Bibel.tv
Helmer was much better as Experte than moderator
>Wolfgang Trepper
oh my fucking, please not this faggot
dopa ruined
can't wait for all this Köln buttmad on dopa fon
good dopa so far
>>64026633
it's really boring
>>64026638
just like you
>>64026658
pics or didnt happen
Fourcade suveræn
>>64026658
Man up and tell him to fuck off. Also call him a cu-ck.
>>64026658
I take things that never happend for 300.
Warum ist Deutschland so ein scheiß Land? Warum ist "Deutscher" eine Beleidigung? LOL
>>64026658
She will be stoned for adultery. Mā schā'a llāh
>>64026718
waiting for liverpool
>>64026658
> not double teaming her with your best bud
That's where you fucked up
When are they laughing at HSV
hello de/sp/
Is there something deeper to Demirbay's remarks to that referee than just run of the mill misogyny?
The fick is this
When does Liverpool start?
>>64026839
1700
>>64026825
He's a Turk, the only woman they "respect" is their mother.
>>64026836
yer mum lmao
>>64026825
Will he strap on a suicide vest for hurting his honor like this?
>>64026888
trips
>>64026909
I forgive him
>>64026888
He was sent off for making sexist remarks to Bibi Steinhaus last week, and as punishment he was made to referee a girls game .
>>64026888
After getting sent off by Bibi Steinhaus last week he told her "this is why women should stay in the kitchen"
He got banned for 3 games and had to referee a young girls' football game over the weekend
>>64026928
wonder if he got any
>>64026942
Kiss me.
>>64026971
beneath the milky twilight
When was the last time someone told you to kiss him or her?
>>64026993
D-don't ask!!
>>64027012
Kiss me.
>this one slut going around telling everyone to kiss her
That's me.
Yussuf Yurari is in the starting eleven.
>>64026971
i cant my lips are too dry you won't like it
>>64026825
Are you serious? All he said was "Frauen haben im Männerfussball nichts zu suchen" or "Women have no place in men's football" and while the remark was stupid (but not absolutely wrong), it does not warrant a 5 match day ban, fuckin DFB just trying to distract from their own scandal, this is being blown way out of proportion and to be honest, i'm not surprised you /bundes/ faggots are all over it. Wearing that stupid coat was a dumb thing to do though, but our club is is shambles right now, with no one holding the steering wheel, but imagine him reffing this game in full ref outfit, people would have said he doesn't take it seriously, should have just worn some tracksuit.
>>64027062
Sounds like you really need your former player David Nielsen to come back and take over as coach. He is one of the brightest stars in the trainer sky right at this moment.
>>64027066
Fuck off
ProsiebenMaxx is based af. They broadcast anime and BBC Earth documentaries
How do you go from having a life to getting chased down by the Taliban in your own living room?
>>64027079
>your player
He's still under contract at Hamburg, probably listened too closely to Pretty Bruno's speeches.
>>64027081
I'm hoping we got Jos Luhukay to be honest.
>>64027102
Not watching Dragonball because of Nostalgia
Shiggydiggy
>>64026909
what did he do?
>>64027115
Dug a hole
Also, to clear things up, Bibi is well loved in Düsseldorf ever since she reffed our game against Bremen II, after which we were promoted to 2. Bundes.
>>64027111
Underage pls
never let me slip, because if I slip, then I'm slippin', but if I got my nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
what a shitty thread
just let it die
>>64027251
your shitty
Is Isis ,dare I say it...
.....historically retarded ?
>>64027264
a bunch of mad neckbeards?
>>64027268
What did you download?
>>64027290
The Bild.de jpeg
>>64027297
You downloaded it twice you imbecile
>>64027297
Oh ok
Btw, you can save a lot of battery if you decrease the brightness of your screen
>>64027297
>>64027305
kek
>>64027304
I don't like denmark
>>64027297
>having GPS switched off
>not wanting to let google know where you are, so they can adjust their apps to your region
pleb
>>64027336
This Gmail setting which tracked your daily routine spooked me put tbqh
>>64027304
I hate the HSV cunt.
I hate every single German who comes here from /int/, /b/ etc. on matchday.
I dislike Brasil, Honduras and Croatia.
I'm starting to dislike Chile and the person who replies to Chile for excessively shitting up the thread.
>>64027371
>tfw hated
;_;
Advent Advent ein Lichtlein brennt
>>64027371
>I'm starting to dislike Chile and the person who replies to Chile for excessively shitting up the thread.
are you jealous of our relationship?
I hate anime faggots
>>64027401
No and I don't mind the anime either but your posts literally add nothing to the thread especially during matches.
Anyone else wondering why Kagawa still can't speak German?
>>64027435
its his gimmick
>>64027435
The Japanese are awful at learning other languages
ST PAULI DIE FREIBEUTER DER LIGA xDDD
Leicester's squad are currently sitting outside ´The Dubliner´, an Irish pub in Copenhagen. Vardy can be seen on the right with his head turned.
Danny Drinkwater and Matty James are the two guys whose faces can be seen on the left.
>>64027505
Good, fuck them.
>>64027503
>Danny Drinkwater
>>64027503
I don't get it.
>>64027505
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB
USSBALLMAFIA DFBF
SSBALLMAFIA DFBFU
SBALLMAFIA DFBFUS
BALLMAFIA DFBFUSS
ALLMAFIA DFBFUSSB
LLMAFIA DFBFUSSBA
LMAFIA DFBFUSSBAL
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Århus Gymnastikforening have confirmed that Glen Riddersholm, who Superligaen with FC Midtjylland last season, is their new head coach.
>>64027503
>Danny Drinkwater
>is in fact not drinking water but beer
>>64027539
good to know
Die Freundin die er damals hatte, hat er nach ihrem Unfall auf der A2 und den Narben auf dem Gesicht gegen Formel 1 Luder Jenny verlassen...
Vardy sitting with a stack of tuborg?
>>64027535
Me neither. Kasper Schmeichel got married this June, so maybe it's a belated bachelor party?
>>64027550
Yeah
>>64027546
>that shirt
holy fuck
why is this allowed?
>>64027546
>Luder Jenny
lamo
>>64027567
Hure Jenny
Frauen sind doch echt ecklich man ey
Immer wolln die nur Cock in den Slit
>>64027554
Good to know that you don't get it either.
Why would their coach allow it though? Isn't he the same guy who denied their players Pizza or something? You know, that picture where Anon asked why there's a table tennis table in the restaurant?
Why are they dressed? To not get recognized?
>implying anyone knows how a single Leicester player looks like
Why are they in Denmark just one day after a league match? Did they just fly there like it's nothing and spend an entire sunday on the lash?
How are they allowed to drink a single drop of alcohol, let alone literally sit in a bar drinking an entire pint or two?
Why did they decide to dress as the turtles?
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>>64027587
good post
YUSSUF
>>64027587
Didn't he promise them pizza as a reward for keeping a clean sheet?
Maybe them being here has something to do with Kasper, he is the Danish link.
Perhaps this is a good time to do something together before the very busy December program really kicks into gear.
>>64027503
Why are you not paying them a visit?
>>64027587
>Why would their coach allow it though?
they basically play once a week, so i guess they have sundays off
> Isn't he the same guy who denied their players Pizza or something? You know, that picture where Anon asked why there's a table tennis table in the restaurant?
ranieri took them to a pizza place after they got their first clean sheet this season
>Why are they dressed? To not get recognized?
it's pretty common to get dressed up like this on british stag dos
>Why are they in Denmark just one day after a league match? Did they just fly there like it's nothing and spend an entire sunday on the lash?
probably
>How are they allowed to drink a single drop of alcohol, let alone literally sit in a bar drinking an entire pint or two?
why wouldn't they?
>Why did they decide to dress as the turtles?
fun
>>64027611
Too cold and windy to go outside.
>>64027616
>cold and windy
Sounds great actually.
I'm sick of all this sunshine right now.
By the way I went to a lecture about bike friendly cities last week and they used Kopenhagen as their prime example.
Is there anyone here who doesn't want to see Leicester win the Premierl Eague?
>>64027640
Only if Kloppo wins it
>>64027633
I currently live in the opposite of Kopenhagen then. If you want to hear more just ask straight away
>>64027640
yes me
kloppo will win it desu
>>64027633
Yes, it's very bike friendly.
Hello
>>64027682
Hi hi
>>64027682
Hi.
>>64027661
Do people use their bike even when it's -5° outside?
>>64027651
Where?
>using a hammer inside on a sunday
what is wrong with people
>>64027694
Yeah, but remember it doesn't really get much colder than that here. Actual snow on the roads is the biggest issue, but it also doesn't usually snow for more than a few weeks in January and February, plus it gets taken care of pretty efficiently by the city.
>>64027697
Is it the same person moves their chair around all the time?
>>64027640
Would be cool.
But it's also a testament to how weak the league is right now. I think Klopp is gonna dominate next year and then other clubs will catch up with the gap in tactical progress.
>>64027715
>But it's also a testament to how weak the league is right now
how?
>>64027546
>leaving a loyal solid white gf for
A monkey
Shih my nig
>>64027740
All their national powerhouses are struggling/rebuilding right now.
>>64027682
hello
>>64027751
and how is that "a testament to how weak the league is". what does that even mean?
>>64027767
jelly bayern customer
>>64026519
what did hitz do?
>>64026836
Doomsday.
A big dumb monster from a terrible storyline.
Fuck, that trailer was terrible.
>>64027799
Kicked the penalty spot before a penalty.
From Andrej Kramaric' instagram. Looks like they're staying at Hotel Skt. Petri
The duck is in the pot, I repeat: The duck is in the pot.
>>64027694
Can't tell, I want to stay anonymous
>>64027715
>Is it the same person moves their chair around all the time?
I don't know, probably not
>>64027853
They really are getting drunk, aren't they
>>64027855
Noice.
Keep us updated.
>>64027862
Do you own a bike?
What makes it so shitty for bikes?
>>64027863
why wouldn't i?
>>64027870
Yes. I live in a community where the general consensus is that without a car you are a loser.
Automobilists honk at you for riding your bike on the street, nevermind you are driving 30km/h which would be very inappropriate for a sidewalk.
The streets are narrow and there's no bike lane, everyone is angry at you for riding your bike on the street. Most of them don't even realize that I am allowed to use the street, if not encouraged due to the shitty and crowded sidewalk.
>>64027908
> Most of them don't even realize that I am allowed to use the street, if not encouraged due to the shitty and crowded sidewalk.
actually you have to use the street, if there's no proper bike lane
>>64027908
I live in a typical student's town and over here many young people don't own cars 2bh
It's also not very economical here, because as a student you get to use public transport for free (well, you do have to pay the solidarity fee every semester, but it's only like 200€ and you have to pay it no matter what anyway)
>thread already already dead
oh boy
>>64028006
RIP /bundesliga/
Wir kinder der neunziger xDDD
>>64028006
It's pretty comfy.
>>64028012
wir sind die kinder vom süderhof
>>64028012
Kinder vom Süderhof
Official /bundesliga/ personalities Power Ranking:
1. The Dane
2. Johannes
3. The Swiss
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900000000001. Numbers
900000000000000001. Neinhold
9000000000000000000000001. HSV cunt
In Memoriam:
Bobic Guy
>>64028056
nice try, johannes
Based Duisburg.
Eat shit Red Bull.
>>64028056
Oh fuck, I fucked up
True no.1: British webmbro, there cannot be anyone else
>>64028056
>Neinhold not top 3
Predictions for Stuttgart Bremen?
>>64028079
2:0
Will Bremen and Frankfurt score before midterms?
>>64028079
Shittgart will play well and then lose.
>>64028066
I'm honestly not him, he's controversial, but I like him 2bh
>>64028075
lol, not him either
I just genuinely miss him ;_;
>>64028079
0-2
are Düsburg (explanation: it's a joke because thats how Duisburg is pronounce) elite?
>>64028102
I remember him too tßh
he was alright
>>64027371
>not hating denmark
He needs to die.
>>64028102
>this fucking guy
Believe what you want, you weirdo
>>64028104
>3-2
forget that i asked
>>64028116
>hating on denmark
literally why?
>>64028089
Guys pls
>>64028089
don't think either of them still go to school
>>64028139
>blogs all the time
>spams irrelevant shit
>not even german
h-hey guys, do you miss bobic guy too? ;_;
>>64027304
there are like 5-7 swiss people who post here
>>64028116
>>64027407
these
>/bundes/ still doesn't recognize me as the most prolific meme poster
>>64028148
I don't know how to say "first half of the game" in English, sorry
>>64028144
>>64028089
Bremen might score against Frankfurt on the 17th matchday.
Frankfurt are gonna score today.
Holy fuck, Duisburg needs to get relegated again. What a fucking shit club.
>>64028171
>>64028174
Oh I didn't realize you meant halves of the match.
Bremen no.
Frankfurt idk, I'd say like 65% yes.
>>64028158
i'm right here!
and i missed you too /bundesliga/
never gonna leave you again!
>>64028203
That's what I was thinking, yes. Anyone missing in the team?
>Fritz von Thurn und Taxis
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64028056
Not having Koln Brit in the top 9000000000001
Can't Drinkbeer without Drinkwater
>>64028234
This
Time for HUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIII
>>64028254
true dat
>>64028201
#JaZuRB
Almost got beaten up by some ridiculous Darmstadt Fans about one hour ago. Ask me anything
>>64028268
Why do you live in Hesse?
>>64028234
Truly a blessing on a comfy Sunday.
>>64028233
Frankfurt are missing Anderson, Flum (RIP) and most importantly Castaignos (which is why I'm not sure they will score).
Bremen are missing Wolf, Garcia, an Johannson.
>>64028268
did you deserve it?
>>64028268
Were you on the streets to chase Lilienschweine?
kek Hitz being a cheeky kunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdyuwCRWgC4
>>64028268
Are you the angry Frankfurt guy who always acts hard on here?
>>64028240
Are you the Scot?
>>64028319
maybe
>>64028316
no
>>64028295
So what? Are they too weakened to score?
>bundesfam sneakily trying to get you to use a trip so they can filter you
You wish, fuckers.
>>64028298
i was wearing a shirt from sv waldhof mannheim, so technically, yes
>>64028056
>no Tobi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64028374
tobi pls
>>64028374
Maybe he took the photo
he didn't though
>>64028354
Meier hasn't scored in 5 games now and Castaignos is injured. Also Darmstadt are decent at defending.
Bremen are just shit right now and Stuttgart plays 5 at the back.
>>64028056
>HSV guy not first
Reddit please leave.
Alfred Draxler @AlfredDraxler 7m7 minutes ago View translation
Wenn ich RB Leipzig so im TV sehe: Richtiger Fußball, richtig gute Stimmung. Viel mehr los als bei Traditionsclub Lautern! @DieRotenBullen
He's right.
>>64028428
>BILD
>ever right
dane pls
>>64028428
Kill yourself, shitmark.
>>64028448
neuer looks like he absolutely hates being there
>It's a Stuttgart play well and then lose episode
>>64028455
this
they should've been up already, which means bremen will score soon
>>64028455
Not today m8, an easy 3-0 Stuttgart win
>>64028464
>bremen
>scoring
>>64028448
Ribery with his underage prostitute on the left.
Vardy
>>64028496
>>64028457
>>64028448
Fuck off, retard.
>>64028448
So when will you attend a Weihnachtsfeier this year and are you looking forward to it?
>Werner
>>64028428
> im TV
>richtig gute Stimmung
pls
>>64028496
>Everybody will recognize me if I run around in normal clothes
>I know!
>I will dress up as a clown so nobody knows it's me: Bumfuck Mc Nobody!
>vielleicht haben sie ja eine freundin
No, TuT... I don't ;_;
>>64028526
Had one in November, one on Friday and one on the 26th.
I guess it'll be fun
>>64028428
Alfred Draxler und der "Post von Wagner" Typ gehören in eine Seniorenresidenz.
>>64028561
Fuck off to a skype chat or something like this you cancerous piece of shit.
With whom are you going to watch Liverpool with?
>>64028561
>26th
who the fuck has a christmas party on the 2nd christmas day?
>>64028594
Myself, the match thread and bundes
>>64028561
>I guess it'll be fun
Good for you
>>64028590
Nothing too brutal
Happens in football, let's move on
I'm only watching because of TuT
>>64028605
Slut
U-Uli?
>>64028596
That one is with the extended family on my dad's side so it doesn't really count I guess.
>that
>not a penulty
>>64028605
good
>>64028596
loyal families
>>64028623
Where is the dancefloor?
>>64028623
If it isn't it'll do until Ulli gets there.
>>64028623
What is under the tiny domes?
He didn't get a yellow because the ref got the two darkies mixed up
