>that dude at work that cheers for the Packers
>you don't live in Wisconsin
What do you think Kyle is doing right now? Contemplating suicide in the dark or getting his booty hole plugged up?
>>64023461
Dreaming of publix
>>64023461
both to be honest family
I worked with a guy who considered himself to be a huge Packers fan. Couldn't name a player from before the Aaron Rodgers era because he "didn't have a team till recently" and didn't know that Green Bay is a city in Wisconsin. He thought Green Bay was in Pennsylvania.
if only he was black, he could have threatened to kill every student at the school and gotten away almost scot-free
how much sports do you think hes watching? is he just shitposting with inmates about prison teams?
>>64023866
he's been out of jail for like over a year m8
>>64023898
Wrong
>>64023679
She's looking at 3-5 years and a 10-25k fine you ninny.
>>64023898
Nope, he's still serving a 5 year bid in Ohio. It's something anyone could easily google.
>>64023925
Did he go goof on his parole requirements or something?
>>64023962
He was never out on parole. He was out on bail. He's serving his sentence now. By my estimation he's taken 437 black cocks in his rectum thus far.
>tfw most users on /sp/ now probably don't even know who LeXplorer is
>tfw they almost assuredly don't know who Ian Terry is
Why am I still posting with these people who aren't the ones I posted with for all those year?
https://www.inmateaid.com/inmate-profiles/kyle-parramore
>>64024002
I'm here with you friend
>>64024002
>hurrrrr oldfags only!!!!!!!!
>I'm cool because I've been on a website longer than others
>"I have e-cred because I've shitposted longer!!!"
Good lord you're embarrassing
>>64024002
/fit/, /sp/, /n/, everyone moved on years ago you were left behind.
>>64024056
not as embarrassing as you right now, freshcunt
>>64024056
FUCK OFF NEWFAGS STOP KILLING MY BOARD
What did he do again?
>having a job
packers, steelers, pats, all have the worst bandwagoning franchise ever. All because insecure fans can't root for their original home team so they latch onto the teams with the most titles because it makes them feel good. It's pathetic. Really sad.
I know a guy who has 0 claim to Green bay / Wisconsin but is a fan. To be fair, he's been a GB fan since we were kids, like 10 years old. He may not be from GB but at least he picked a team and stuck with it.
>>64024056
fuck off freshie
>>64024078
>>64024083
I can literally G U A R E N T E E I've been here longer than y'all. I might be the biggest loser on fortune (4chan). I just don't stroke my dick to impress strangers on the internet
>>64024086
>shit posted about shooting up a school in a city where his relatives live
>reported himself to the FBI
Turns out our boy Kyle was a literal custodian who lived on campus in a janitors closet.
As long as you pick a team and stick with it forever, it doesn't matter
>>64024136
We aren't trying to impress anyone we're just having feels. Only a newbitch wouldn't understamd.
>>64024116
I am in the same boat. I got a cool Packers shirt and ran with it when I was 10. Then I picked the Bucks and Brewers.
>>64024136
t. poorpetually poorturbed freshcunt
>>64024056
seething casual newcunt freshcunt fresh of the latest boats from reddit and facebook detected and exposed
what happened to a little extra? last time I remembered he was camping out for black Friday deals
>>64024002
>implying people still care about that autist
He basically took the money and walked laughing all the way to the bank to pay off his parents house and school debt, he's living the white middle class life now.
Am I the only one noticing all the repeating digits going on in this thread? I've had several myself.
>>64024144
So he shitposted, and doubled down on it?
>>64024221
Consequences were never the same.
Does it matter if he's ugly or not? I get that there's the stereotype that prisoners are super horny, but surely they still have standards? Lexplorer is fat and ugly, he probably has shit flakes on his ass hairs or something?
>>64024342
But he's got a big soft mushy white ass and sometimes that's all it takes to nut
>>64024392
I wonder if he tries to act all ghetto to appear tough
>>64024411
Yeah maybe. But from that clip from inside he appears to be terrified and as autistic as ever.
>>64024342
>Lexplorer is fat and ugly
You're one to talk
What was his address again? Some anon posted it on here in some old thread, but then I forgot.
I meant to send him a Christmas card.
>>64023186
but i do live in wisconsin
and i'm still a fan of my old hometown team :^)
>>64024342
As a former convict who was in a state penitentiary for 8 years I can honestly tell you all of the prison myths youve seen in movies and in tv shows like Oz are completely fabricated for entertainment.
A straight guy doesnt just turn gay even if they are locked up for life. Top dogs rule the yard of course but you arent going to get raped in a US prison.
>>64023992
You mean bopped in his rectum
>>64024648
Statistics tend to disagree with you:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_rape_in_the_United_States
Although I tend to agree that men who rape other men can't be considered heterosexual.
>>64024579
Okay I figured it out. Remember to wish LeX a merry Christmas /sp/.
Kyle Parramore
Inmate # A719252
15708 McConnelsville Road
Caldwell, Ohio 43724
>>64023186
>mfw friend in grad school grew up in chicago and is a packers fan
utter piece of shit, distancing myself from him even as we speak
>>64024717
Should we?
We should send him a card with all the memes he's missed
>>64024699
Those minuscule stats on that page prove my point entirely.
Any news on Kyle?
Hope he is alright
>caring about what team someone roots for if they've been a lifelong fan and plan to stay with that team until death
I still can't believe he did that shit and snitched on himself
>actually tracking the life of a tripfag on the sports section of a ottoman empire doodling site
>>64024753
The reported stats are between 1-2%, which means 1/100 inmates are raped, non reported stats are 10%, which would mean 1/10 inmates are raped. That's not a minuscule number. That's pretty significant.
>>64024648
How are you a "former" convict. Did you get unconvicted? And also I know someone who was gang-raped twice so hard that he killed himself. So you are full of shit.
>>64024567
Use your head, if you're capable. If I were that gargoyle, why would I call others fat or ugly?
>>64024648
That's what I would've guessed. If someone is buttslamming in jail, chances are they were going to do it in their life eventually anyway.
>>64024805
not really, those numbers are not statistically significant at all. They don't differ greatly from rape statistics outside of prison
>>64024824
Maybe for women.
Men basically never get raped outside of prison.
>>64023186
>mfw the Packers are universally defended when debating about last week because people are literally offended at the idea that the Lions should be treated fairly
NFL media machine is da realness
>>64024835
they should
>>64024821
>If I were that gargoyle
But you are
>>64024821
>this backpedaling, years later
dude everyone knows it was you, just own up to it then change your trip
>>64024717
wow he finally shaved his head
>>64024812
I was exonerated of a 15 year conviction. Not going to get into specifics. Nice anecdotal evidence btw.
>>64024854
Prove it. If you can prove it I'll make my trip public.
>>64024867
>pic is fat ugly packer tripfag
>you're a fat ugly packer tripfag
checkm8
>>64024943
>>64023960
>tfw live in ohio
should I try to help him escape?
>>64024179
Same here. Started following the Pats when I was 8 or 9 and barely getting into sports, decided to double down and follow the Sox, Celts, and Bruins.
Been all 4 of them for 15-16 years, but according to /sp/ I'm a bandwagonner. Fuck it famm
>>64024864
You also base your argument around anecdotal evidence tbqh family
>>64024144
did he do it for free?
>>64024002
>tfw he teaches my friend physics in high school
>>64025033
Evidence seems to imply he did it for no monetary compensation
>>64024776
lurker frontrunner detected
Will he ever post on /sp/ again?
>>64024111
trips confirm
Someone very close to me is a die hard Cheatriots fan
Est. 2012
Even with that it's probably longer than a lot of/sp/
>>64024648
they're fabricated to scare good goyim into following the law
>>64025016
anecdotal evidence is different from experience
Do US inmates get limited internet access?
>>64025225
Probably at the library or whatever they have
>>64025225
Yeah, limited to 0 for 75% of them
actually notre dame has the worst fanbase imo
>omg im "irish" and their mascot is irish
>im catholic so i must cheer ND
seriously these faggots make my blood boil
>>64025225
>convicted domestic terrorist who made threats on the internet
There is literally zero chance he gets to use the internet for the next ten years, since he'll likely be banned from using it once he gets out.
>>64024056
>five years for shitposting
>"The internet is a very bad place," Parramore said.
>Parramore said he was on a fast track to self destruction last September when he sent internet threats from his South Florida home, saying he would shoot up an elementary school in Ironton, Ohio.
>"I was drinking every day and being selfish and not doing the right thing. I apologize to everyone affected and I wish I could take it all back," he said.
>"Part of the internet culture is to troll other places and I drunkenly chose that place that night," Parramore said.
>Parramore's attorney said his client won't get any serious parole consideration for at least two years.
>"I'm literally scared for my life. I'm not built for this situation," Parramore said.
Could you imagine Lexplorer being led bare assed naked down murderer's row as inmates yell obscenities and insults at him. I feel so bad for him.
#Free Kyle
spee should catfish him while he's in prison
genuinely feel bad for him, even if he is a massive retard.
the american justice and prison systems are brutal
>>64029443
He's not in a prison like you see in movies.
>>64024019
Had anyone sent him a postcard to keep up to date with the freshest memes?
>>64024717
>my card when
>>64024717
That's four hours from Lexington.
>yfw Lex visits Lexplorer
>yfw conjugal visits
>being proud of ian
shiggy diggy
jk he's a good lad
>>64024737
He's not really missed much. Other than cu*k and suicide watch, which he's probably on
>>64023638
You work with 9 year olds?
>>64023461
I bet he is longing for that sweet release of drunkardness.
4 years 6 months until he can get drunk again.
Lord have mercy we are still there for you LeX.
Maybe Trump will give him a Presidential pardon.
Maybe we can start a petition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FJ6WYtLgbo
