Hazard false 9 la
>hazard striker
Good thing I'm already drunk.
WE ARE LIVERPOOL
>>64004028
>Official stoke vs Mamchester city
wew lad
Tibbu back too
>Chelsea
13 Courtois
02 Ivanovic
05 Zouma
24 Cahill
06 Baba
04 Fàbregas
21 Matic
22 Willian
08 Oscar
17 Pedro
10 Hazard
Substitutes
01 Begovic
12 Mikel
14 Traore
18 Remy
19 Diego Costa
28 Azpilicueta
36 Loftus-Cheek
>Mememouth
AFC Bournemouth
01 Boruc
15 Smith
02 Francis
03 Cook
11 Daniels
06 Surman
30 Ritchie
04 Gosling
08 Arter
19 Stanislas
17 King
Substitutes
09 Rantie
18 Kermorgant
21 Allsop
27 Murray
32 O'Kane
36 Butcher
38 Cargill
Why does Mou hate Remy so much? His goal average isn't bad at all considering how little time he gets. But now with out-of-form Diego he even puts Hazard as a false 9 over him, poor guy.
>it's a chelsea park the bus episode again
>pardew on analysis
If Geordies could afford TVs they'd be switching them off right now
>>64004095
Because reasons, that's why. I think they only bought him so someone else didn't get him and mou doesn't rate him at all, but he can't completely get rid of him because he scores when he plays
>>64004095
I'm butthurt about Traore, if he doesn't get to play now what's the point of keeping him?
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
welcome back courtois
even if chelsea win they're still 14th
lel
>>64004095
He was out of form in a few games after an injury so Mou will never ever play him again
>>64004137
If.
>>64004052
>>64004064
>>64004095
>>64004120
>>64004128
>>64004155
what part of chelsea are you all from?
>>64004120
>"He is not going on loan. We want to keep him and improve him. With the ball he has a lot of talent but sometimes doesn't make the right decisions."
isn't disciplined enough defensively.. obviously
LGTSSE:
>mouyes
>arsenal, chelsea, united and arsenal are hilariously shit this season
>relating shirt numbers to playing positions
true autism
>>64004161
Handler's my mother
Who are these no name teams?
This league is literally points fodder for us.
>>64004161
lol
>playing a balloon up front
Mou has truly lost it
>striker doesn't know how to shoot
ah.. back to normal
>>64004161
Fulham
i believe that we will win to be honest family member
>>64004199
> Leicester can unironically and justifiably call other teams points fodder
This league is fucked.
Remember when Aspie and Baba played together and we could see nice crosses from both fullbacks?
>>64004199
>5-2
Why the fuck is Leicester pronounced "Lester"?
>>64004177
dont forget arsenal
>>64004199
>can't beat hull reserves in the cup
o i am laffin
Chelsea losing yet?
ooooosssh
Because it's a made up name from archaic words and they realized it would be a pain to pronounce it properly so they arbitrarily changed the pronunciation to suit the name.
It's like Worcestershire, literally impossible to pronounce without changin the pronunciation.
>>64004248
Not yet.
lets be treal
chelsea were shit last season too
Manlets, when will they learn not to take risks so deep in their own half
>Hazard starting Bournemouth attacks
toppest of keks
what a fucking meme
>>64004271
>>64004237
Forgot the (you)
>>64004231
We're above Arsenal. Go cry in your 2nd place poverty position some more bitch.
>>64004268
>>64004210
>Fulham Poo
Tell me about Matic, why does he wear the mask?
Lunch time FaM
>>64004299
>unironically being this new
Would you rather be given a 100 quid right now or watch Mememouth decimate Chelsea 0-6?
>>64004282
So shit that they finished with 3 points less than the """""""""""""""""""""""Invincibles""""""""""""""""""""""" did
>>64004313
eww a mexican
>>64004313
>that fat brown hand
>>64004313
what the fuck is that famalam?
>sitting that far from the tv
Have I missed anything?
>>64004326
100
What's the line on 0-0?
>>64004326
100 quid
Chelsea fan
Easy decision
>>64004326
£100 is £100, 6-0 is priceless
>>64004326
I'll take the 6-0 please
>>64004326
Mememouth
Funny how all the "top" teams are actually dog shit, they just get carried by one good player
and it all comes crumbling down when they get injured or lose form
>>64004326
The 6 nil.
>tfw we should have beat Man U 3-0
Lucky fuckers
COURTOIS BABYEEE
what a mess this is
>>64004313
>some kind of uncooked round hot pocket
Judging by your skin color toy probably do it for nearly free
>It's a Chelsea struggle to defend against quick counters episode
Fucking hell Chelsea
if Bournemouth weren't shite that could have been bad
Why are Chelsea so fucking shit lads
Looks like a non-league game
>King
Hit it first time you spastic
Stanislas went to my school and was in my year, I don't even remember him.
>>64004326
6-0 of course
>>64004389
Should've been a goal
>>64004394
It could be in 12 months desu.
>>64004366
you didn't though did you bog mate
T E L L
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M E
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A B O U T
B
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>azpi sent out to warm up
Cahill ded lads
Looks like the defense is still shit but at least Courtois is back now
>>64004326
I just want someone to cuddle with, thanks
Can't wait to shit all over this "football" "team" next week
>>64004375
>AGAIN
>>64004366
no one cares
fuck off and make a wet spam general instead
Jesus christ THIS DEFENSE
>wingback with no 6
ree
>you now remember Chelsea fans thinking Pedro was the GOAT
>>64004395
>Lessons from the John Carver School of Football
Chelsea are unironically getting btfo by Mememouth
>>64004210
Is that the Observer?
Courtois is gonna have a great game and Chelsea will knick a cheeky late goal.
missed courtois desu
>>64004434
>being this mad
LETS GO BOURNEMOUTH
\o/ \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
We'd be top of the league if Courtois wouldn't have got injured
Fuck me, they are going to unironically play like trash against jason bourne's mouth arent they
>>64004412
Even Chelsea aren't shit enough to be relegated 4 times at the end of the season desu.
>mememouth already more shots on target
What the fuck are Chelsea even doing
They're getting torn apart by fucking mememouth
>>64004460
Chelsea are this bad.
Save >us Stones
>>64004426
>can't wait to not pass to Vardy again next week
>>64004460
their defence are three years past it
Courtois HAD to come back for this didnt he ffs
Bournemouth do this fairly often though, good first twenty minutes and then they collapse.
CAHILL NO
>>64004446
EIIOIRIERI FUCK OFF
YES IM MAD DUUR BRAINS HOLY SHIT
BRAVE GARY
>>64004422
It could be a blessing, I like Aspie-Baba as FBs
>>64004454
Nah m8. Not all of our problems stem from the weak defense. The attack has been shit too. Costa's poor positioning, hazard's dip in form and fabregas playing like shit have all contributed.
>>64004440
>The threads about him being the best buy after the one game he played well
>when you realise amerifats pronounce bournemouth as born-mouth
Iva forced to CB is a good thing
But Cahill is unbreakable
Stop being so reactionary. Chelsea just need to keep it right and hit them on the break. They're the better side.
>>64004494
Everyone knows it's bernmuth
>>64004494
Burn-muff.
if liverpool had got falcao 25% of threads on sp would be about him being a flop
>>64004454
>>64004459
>>64004468
>>64004489
>all these JFs
>>64004496
>the league winners last season using counter attack against an injury ridden just promoted team in the relegation zone
>passing to fabregas
>ever
Sub on Loftus Cheek already
>>64004504
Always the victim, it's never your fault.
>>64004484
mad as fuck
>>64004504
nah.. wouldn't leave enough space for calling Firmino, Lovren, Mitrovic, Balo etc a flop
>it's a nil-nil FT episode
>>64004504
People are bored of him being shit. Just like they got tired of Balo too.
>>64004504
I forget he exists most of the time
>>64004479
This. Chelsea will win 2-0.
>tfw put black pepper and chillie flakes in my stew
>>64004542
this
>not giving Bournemouth that advantage
FUCKING
REFBALL
>stopping there
shit ref ABM disgusting
>>64004518
That's the joke
If Chelsea lose, Mou better not flake out on the Post-Match Interview again.
>>64004536
>Mitrovic
Is Ed Azard a top 25 player?
>>64004281
post more please Macefam
>Playing long ball on 5 foot forward.
The 'special' one
>>64004573
in chelsea? sure
>>64004556
sorry friendo I don't expect much from your flag when it comes to posting in soccer threads
>>64004573
Easily m8, definitely one of the best 25 players on chelsea's roster.
the "special one" needs in-form world class players in order to win games
weird, its almost as if he's not special
Have you ever recognised one of the /sp/ halftime slags?
Chelsea sucks
>>64004573
At Chelsea? He just might be
>>64004594
Nah, but I don't know any women.
>>64004584
You should to be honest. Some of us made the right decision and started supporting based Lestah a couple of weeks ago
>>64004594
no but I went on imagefap once and whilst browsing slags came across girls I know
>>64004595
profound
>>64004281
Source ?
Bournememe are based btw, Chelsea should hire Eddie Howe
>>64004582
>>64004587
>>64004600
o i am laffin
>>64004608
Best fap ever?
>>64004588
It's weird, I was thinking about this recently. If Mourinho could teach some offensive movements and how to score Chelsea strikers wouldn't so shit this season.
Britain is pure shit, can we pls nuke this shithole and go on as a united europe? These white racists are colonialist kunts
>>64004619
Howe has been proven to be utter dogshit at clubs other than Mememouth.
See: Burnley.
This game is shit. I can't shitpost to this
>>64004595
They're literally a set piece team now.
>>64004631
He has learned from his errors and to be fair to him, he was 34 at the time.
>>64004630
>syrian ''refugees'' already set up with a house and internet in Norway
how nice it must be for you muhammed
This really is a stupid tactic, Hazard should never play centre forward
>>64004628
>>64004625
No naked stuff just FB pics from nights out
Some of the comments on them made me laugh so fucking much, but at the same time it made me wonder how the uploader had gotten them and if someone I knew was a prolific uploader of slags on imagefap as the guy had thousands of galleries
can't find them now though
>>64004649
>He has learned from his errors
Really?
>he was 34 at the time.
Alex Neil is 34 now.
What does AFC stand for in AFC Bournemouth?
>this Chelsea defending
>>64004680
Association Football Club.
Sunderland has the same. Which is why it's known as SAFC a lot of the time.
>>64004630
> and go on as a united europe
You're not even part of the glorious EU m8
>>64004594
Someone once posted some girl I went to school with who is apparently a reasonably well known instagram slag now.
>>64004668
>Really?
Yes really.
>Alex Neil is 34 now.
And what?
>>64004664
Considering how many people don't tweak their privacy settings, how difficult would it be for a pervert to get pictures from an account when its set to public
>>64004692
thank you
How many blocks have Chelsea made now? If bmouth score it'll be a deflection.
>>64004687
You just can't handle the philosophy
>>64004656
I don't think it's a tactic, it's just a desperate prayer hoping something good will happen.
>>64004712
we are blooter machines mate
>>64004494
>not bernie-mooth
>>64004713
Is this more embarrassing than the >Moyes crosses one?
>>64004704
I don't mean it like that, just how it came to pass that he'd stumbled onto the FB profiles of loads of my friends
>>64004717
Feels like Mouyes is just fucking around at this point hoping something good happens.
>>64004733
the moyes crossing show was one of a kind, nothing compares
CHAT
>>64004728
rare flag
>tfw mourinho sends costa out to warm up again like last time
>calls him back 5 mins before injury time
>sends in RLC
>matic
>>64004733
>tfw the crosses actually worked but people will remember that and not the horrible defending
>>64004755
CHIT
>Matic
>>64004755
MAHREZ
>>64004772
LOSE
>>64004772
CHET
>>64004746
I am serious when I think that Mourinho lost it, I don't see the logic in almost every decision this season.
It's simple, really
>Hazard has the 'POTY' tag from last year
>Difficult for Mou to just get rid of le no end product hobbit without being critized for not using last years player of the year (even though he has literally been absolutely fucking shit)
>Plays him in an awkward position so his performances will be even worse
>He has the perfect reason to permabench him by Christmas, salvage the season in 2016
He's a genius
>>64004787
STREAK
>It's a Chelsea can only score from set pieces episode.
Imagine if Hazard ends the season with 0 goals
>>64004805
But Hazard was good, Mourinho has no reason to want to sell him.
>>64004734
There are countless fb fap threads on /b/ at any given time. Although it is creepy to see someone you knew up on those sites.
fucking hell BOURNEMOUTH JUST SCORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Unironically who is Chelsea's best player this season?
>>64004836
Willian or Own Goal.
>>64004836
willian
>>64004836
Willian
>>64004821
it really did take me back a bit
especially the comments saying stuff like "wow what a tasty little slut for daddy, here comes the load!" etc.
>>64004836
Willian senpai
>>64004836
Willian
>>64004733
not even close
I thought Hazard was good
>>64004818
Good or bad doesn't matter to mou if you don't put in a shift.
What's the point of crossing it to Oscar?
>>64004836
willian.
They are in 19th place without him.
goddamn these blue losers are painfully mediocre
>>64004850
Sluts are people too famm
>>64004857
Well, time to fap again. Fucking kikes.
King is on fire right now
>>64004836
Begovic
>>64004889
>fap
>>>/reddit/
>>64004857
How can we compete with THIS?
Jesus Bournemouth can you shoot on goal.
>It's a Chelsea play like shit in a boring game but win 1-0 with a moment of individual quality episode
>>64004850
I never get this: okay you're fapping to this slut you like on a website, why the fuck do you need to leave your comments on the picture? Just fap to it rather than making lewd remarks.
>>64004808
Great film.
>>64004857
>you will never satisfy a woman like this
>>64004917
>>64004717
I guess he's just going on form right now, and assumes wasting Hazard by playing him completely out of position is still better than playing an out of form Diego Costa. I don't know if he's even heard of Traore.
>>64004934
the comment sections on porn videos never fail to make me laugh
>>64004929
a real penis wil always excite a girl more than an inanimate object
>>64004857
Did anyone ever get seriously hurt by those machines?
literally what does Oscar offer?
>>64004929
How indeed?
>>64004934
All internet comment sections are fucking retarded.
>>64004934
this
who the fuck are these perverts? Wow, so you have a hot load for this slut, keep it yourself m8, too much information.
>>64004993
t.4chan poster
>>64004968
You see it when he doesn't play, Chelsea look even worse.
>>64004968
work-rate, pressing
>grabs zouma's balls
>gets assed out
Zouma chimping out like the monkey he is
>>64005021
rollan
>>64004929
Unless the girl is using you as a masturbatory prop, an actual guy (provided that he knows what he's doing, i.e. not an ultra-virgin) will always be better.
>>64005021
I'm not falling for that blatant (you) whoring post
>>64005021
fuck you slut
>>64004973
Alright sauce.
>>64005021
not a pedo but i'm rolling anyway
>>64005021
should be 0
>>64005032
>>64005051
Macedonia btfo
>>64005021
Aight
>>64005055
Amarna Miller
>>64005048
>>64005051
>these thinly veiled rolls
>Chelshit
Fabregas NEEDS to fuck off
>>64005051
AT LEAST YOU TRIED
>>64005021
Roll
>mouyesrinho
>The """"""""""special"""""""""" one
