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TELL ME ABOUT KLOPP! WHY DOES HE WIN WITH SHIT TEAMS?
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TELL ME ABOUT KLOPP!

WHY DOES HE WIN WITH SHIT TEAMS?
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>>63982697
>Götze when he's in form, Lewandoski, Reus
>Coutinho and Firmino when they're in form

Wow so hard to win against Watford and Hoffenheim with these guys !
Klopp won't defeat Manchester City tbqh m8
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literally who
this isn't football, is it?
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>>63982809
u wot
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>>63982809
>Won't defeat Manchester City
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>>63982819
>>63982821
>Defeating City when Aguero is injured

That's kinda like defeating Plymouth
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>>63982697
It's aryan power m8
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>>63982941
>aguero was injured

dont think so la
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>>63982941
>>63982809
Just give up fag you dun goofed
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>France unwilling to surrender
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>>63982809
so how did he win against hoffenheim when they had an in form firmino
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>>63982697

How did he do last season m8?
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>>63983459
who said we were m8s you fucking poof?
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>>63983470

no need to get upset heinrich
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>>63982809
>Coutinho and Firmino are remotely comparable to Gotze, Lewandowski, and Reus
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>>63982809

>Klopp won't defeat Manchester City tbqh m8
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>>63983474
Name is Torben, get it right next time, Ollie.
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>>63982809
>Klopp won't defeat Manchester City tbqh m8

>>63982941
>>Defeating City when Aguero is injured

He scored City's only goal in that game
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>>63982809
>Klopp won't defeat Manchester City tbqh m8

what

>>63982816

He's a German soccer coach. A little bit like Joe Maddon, only younger and more charismatic.
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>>63983482
>>63983474
>>63983470
>>63983459

Get a room already ffs...
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>>63982697
OP

To answer your question seriously you have to have an open mind, to start with Liverpool do have some great players who have the potential to be world class under a manager like klopp

who?
Coutinho
Firmino
Lucas
Henderson
Sturridge
Clyne

there's a few more who are very good but just need more time under klopp, now to answer your question, Klopp is very special he is a natural charismatic manager who has already charmed the british media (this rarely happens) he came in and lifted up the moral of the team and gave them confidence and belief and with his relentless pressing style of play Liverpool went from a side who could hardly score even one goal to a 4-6 goal a game side....personally i think the hugs help....id give anything for a klopp hug..
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>>63983646
>Lucas

Isn't he already 30?

>Henderson

I don't really see it desu, Henderson is good but not that good.

>Sturridge

Already world-class imo, he's just injured 90% of the time.

>Clyne
?

>Klopp is very special he is a natural charismatic manager who has already charmed the british media (this rarely happens) he came in and lifted up the moral of the team and gave them confidence and belief

Could just be the honeymoon phase, and the media can turn on a manager in a second. Everyone was dickriding AVB in the spring of 2013 and Rodgers in the spring of 2014, look how that turned out.
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>>63983674
>Isn't he already 30?
atm he is the best DM in england ..just look at the stats
>I don't really see it desu, Henderson is good but not that good.
Before he got injured he was on fire 2bh
>Already world-class imo, he's just injured 90% of the time.
agreed just hope he lasts the season
>?
Probs the best right back in the uk

>Could just be the honeymoon phase, and the media can turn on a manager in a second. Everyone was dickriding AVB in the spring of 2013 and Rodgers in the spring of 2014, look how that turned out.
Yup agreed, but it feels different, rodgers and AVB never had love from rival fans who say they love them but hate liverpool...etc just something about this guy ..the more i see and hear of him the more i question my sexuality..(that was a jk btw) but i'm sure you get what i mean
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>>63983674
>Everyone was dickriding AVB in the spring of 2013 and Rodgers in the spring of 2014, look how that turned out.

Apart from Klopp's Liverpool showing more signs of good form (and actually winning games) the style of play seems more sustainable in long term than any of Rodger's or AVB's teams' good runs.
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>>63983725
oh and i'm forgetting emre can.....this guy is on the verge of world class, very exciting player to watch!
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>>63983725
>(that was a jk btw)
right
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>>63983727
it's the relentless pressing.. i don't see any other team in the league play like this
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Lad, Liverpool isn't a shit team.
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>>63983736
>>63983736
Did you see his pass to Sturridge?
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>>63983739
teehee
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>>63983752
yeah that was just insane, reminded me of a gerrard/coutinho pass..was like wtf...
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>Mfw when a Yuropoor paid high taxes to his local reigning monarch near me.

>Mfw when a Yuropoor got beheaded for praying to Allah twice and not three!
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will Klopp get a stand named after him when his team puts 10 past Newcastle?
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>>63983747
Well not only that, when they had the ball against Southampton few days back the whole attack moved so well without the ball that even teams with firmer defence than the Saints would have had trouble. Sure, they will drop off as no one can maintain that high standard throughout the season, especially with no winter break in England, but it seems like Klopp is more likely to include more youth teamers to rotate the squad. I'm by no means a Liverpool fan, but seeing them win the League with Klopp would be a fantastic sight.
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>>63983768
only 10?
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>>63983789
and what made that southampton game even more special was the majority of players who played were the b team..with a few starter players!
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>>63983810
Well its a League Cup, everyone does that for those games, I'm sure Southampton did too. But you can certainly see clear signs of improvement since Klopp took over
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>>63983765
>Mfw when
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>>63983736
Love Emre! seriously going to get his shirt next jersey i buy
>in b4 hurr getting another mans name on your back
I do it for the future to look back on ie. Torres, Suarez
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Southampton played their first team 2bh most teams do when they have a chance to win it
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Klopp can also beat Chelsea AND sign quality players - something brenno could never do, which is often understated
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>>63982809
>he thinks somone can stop the klopp
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>>63983747
Doesn't even play like that all the time. He adapts it for each team.

Also, isn't HotSperm playing in a similar manner?
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>>63983832
he's a good choice im currently running with coutinho on my shirt, emre is someone who will be well loved at liverpool
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>>63983790
Someone mentioned the other day that double digits never happened so far. Is that true?
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>>63983863
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>>63983844
very true im hoping he can bring in reus and hummel!
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>>63983853
differently, I think. Klopp's way of attacking doesn't rely just on counter-attacking as much as Pocchetino's Tottenham and will potentially be more effective against bus parking opposition
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>>63982809
>Götze when he's in form, Lewandoski, Reus
he won the league in 2010 with Götze and Lewandowski on the bench, Reus came in 2012
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>>63983869
correct

>>63983853
he is with liverpool, he has the right players to do this who can deposes players and fast attack

>>63983881
>diamonds
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>>63983882
Can Reus handle the premier league though? I wouldn't say no and what a signing that would be! BUT if he gets roughed up like hazard every game can his body take it?
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>>63983829
>being trolled this easily
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>>63983908
>just pretending to be retarded.jpg
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>>63983853
spurs are basically a 1 man team right now
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>>63983905
Reus is no Weigl. That kid can take punishment.
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>>63983900
10-11*
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Liverpool 3 Chelski 1
Liverpool 4 Man Shitty 1
Liverpool 6 Southampton 1

CAN'T STOP THE KLOPP
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Holy shit liversquash fans have entered full steam ahead delusion mode
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>>63983905
agreed just need to toughen him up
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>>63983956
go back to your containment thread arsefag
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New manager syndrome, remember when Sherwood was leading Villa to trophies or Pardew was heading Palace into Europe?

Livershit's squad will burn out in the new year and finish 6/7th as per usual
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>>63983989
>sherwood/pardew never win a league title or champions league

nah m8 this is Klopp

and the rape train has no breaks
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>>63983943
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>>63983478
firmino is shit, but not rating coutinho is fucking ridiculous.
not even your persistent memeing won't change the fact
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>>63984031
topkek
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>>63984037
>firmino
highly underated
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my mate said Klopp has fake teeth

he said a 50 year old doesn't have teeth that good
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I can't stand Klopp, I like his football don't get me wrong but his interviews are cringeworthy, the fake laughter and smiling, he's just a goofy German guy, how people can buy into that persona is disappointing.

If he retires he'll be one of those celebrities who's downfall will be constantly covered by the newspapers and faggy celebrity tabloids. He's half a coach he is without Buvac. I'm glad he didn't go to Newcastle or West Ham though.
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>>63984080
who cares, as long as they don't look weird like brendan rodgers's gigantic chompers
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isn't a big part of the kult getting them to run until their feet are bloody pulps every game?

i'm thinking since most reasonable men look at jurgen and say "would." that these hypersexualized little manletchildren look at him and have flashbacks to all the good times at "footy camp" or "footy academy" and realize he has "it" and that THEY WILL LICK A TOILET CLEAN FOR THIS MAN, and (especially now since his reputation precedes him) they try way harder in the hope to get on kloppo's good side?

either that or they were just extraordinarily moved after the mandatory reading of MEIN KLOPP when joining the team and now they're ready to die for the fatherclub... but instead of actually dying they just run around a whole lot and try 2x as hard.
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>>63983882
are exclamation marks (!) crazy new epic memmeeeeee!!!!?
I hope so.
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>>63984080
maybe he has fake teeth, but not because he hav 50 yo
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>>63984085
I think he is just a genuine guy.
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>>63982819
>>63982821
>>63983481
>>63983646
>>63983725
>>63983736
>>63983750

>This season has been a fantastic one for me as a Liverpool supporter. I couldn’t have enjoyed everything about it any more. Everything from beating United 4-1, or drawing with stoke City 0-0, to 4 all thrillers with Chelsea and Arsenal respectively. It’s been absolutely fantastic and I’ve loved every single minute of the ups and downs on the pitch.

...

>Before I go on however, I’m still looking no further than the remainder of this season. There’s still so much to play for. It’s unlikely that we will win the title, and yes we know how we love nothing more than to achieve the impossible, but I didn’t expect us to come even this far at the beginning of September. It’s another reason about my joy with this season – I knew it was possible we could do this well, but because I didn’t expect it to be the case makes it much the sweeter. The same way I don’t expect us to win the title, but that’s certainly not to say we aren’t capable of it, I know we are.

>And that’s the reason I refuse to lose belief. We may well come off second best but by fuck do I want to go down without a fight to the death. We are not going to win fuck all unless we fucking want it. We need to absolutely steam roll anyone who stands in our way until it is mathematically impossible for us to clinch it. Put the pressure on the neighbours down the road. That’s the only way they will buckle, if we force them too. Giving up the title now would be like handing it them on a plate. Fuck….that.

...

>Even if we don’t win fuck all this season ladies and gentleman. We will not fall to pieces. Rafa is bringing back the glory days. And I do apologise Mr Ferguson, but there is fuck all you can do about it.

---

>deja vu is just a glitch in the matrix

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=241351.0

>JFT96
>YNWA
>WE GO AGAIN
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>>63984164

btw as an addendum, that post was written on april 24, 2009-- near the end of a season where LFC qualified for the 09-10 CL and rah rah rah.

the next season they finished 7th in the EPL, crapped out of the CL group into the europa league, and were pretty quick exits in the league/FA cups.

>and i do apologize, Mr. Ferguson, but there was fuck all you could have done about it.
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>>63984164
>>63984259

>being this butthurt that klopp is at liverpool
kek
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>>63984164
Delusional Liverpoolfag as usual. It will be Man C or Man U in the end
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>>63984300
>clueless shitskin detected

>United cant score for shit
>Liverpool broke city's back

The title is an open race fool
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>>63984297

i'm not butthurt, a good/better liverpool is great for the prem. "being obsessed with" a midtable-at-best side with no real hope of "success" is kind of like hating on a fat neckbeard basement-dweller before you realize that a mirror can troll way better than you.

i just see some parallels between that rafa bullishness and the kult kloppo stuff now, the only difference is that i think kloppo > rafa and you lot are far more (closer to being) legit than you were in april 2009.

...plus quoting old scouser legend and lore is gonna rile you lot up to whip out the timeless WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH LIVERPOOL?!?!! stuff. i mean hell i'm a newschool/ish american plastic and even i "get it" in regards to rooting against LFC cuz it's just "the thing to do."

it's almost like scousers are designated as some extreme "minority" that it's a time honored tradition to make fun of in the UK, prolly now one of the only "minorities" you can still enjoy a laugh at the expense of without at least getting an ASBO =D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamVB4ixxGs
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>>63984357
>it's almost like scousers are designated as some extreme "minority" that it's a time honored tradition to make fun of in the UK, prolly now one of the only "minorities" you can still enjoy a laugh at the expense of without at least getting an ASBO =D

They're basically the rednecks of England.
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>>63984050
not watching bundesliga detected, yeah keep on those "le occasionally blooter man" meme, he's much more than that and you know it, firmino is completely invisible when cou not around
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>>63984357
>>63984394

>im not butthurt
>acts butthurt

Seriously you are obsessed as fuck m8, just accept it

>you will never know that liverpool feel
>you will never get a cheeky klopp slap
>you will never get a klopp hug

you may as well kill yourself
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>yfw you weren't really fond of Liverpool but think Klopp is pretty awesome
Liverpool fans, please do not ruin this. You have a good manager, have improved likeability throughout the country, so please, please do not turn into yappy cunts now you may win the league, i will go from reasonably happy to hating Liverpool more than previously.
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>>63984414

>learn to greentext

>not watching bundesliga detected

Firmino played for a shit side and he basically carried that side and was the standout player, and we saw that against city the other week, he will be great for liverpool.
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>>63984429

>talking LFC with a scouser

>YOU'RE OBSESSED
>YOU'RE BUTTHURT
>JUST ADMIT IT

gee i wonder why scousers have a rep for blowing up the dumbest little things into gigantic arguments? =D
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>>>/asp/
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>You will never be like Jurgen Klopp

Why live lads?
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oy lads, what position in the top 4 are Liverpool at the moment? Also, when is their next champions league match la?
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>>63984357
>>63984164

>Kloppo causing this much ABL autism

Feels good man
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Wonder when isle of mong will show up.
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>>63984456

>gee i wonder why scousers have a rep for blowing up the dumbest little things into gigantic arguments? =D

this coming from an american....

>my sides
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>>63984484

>quoting a classic RAWK post
>autism

??? world class scouser logic on display.

>YOU MUST LOVE AND CHERISH THE MOST DECORATED SIDE IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!!!
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>>63984497
Stay mad la
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>>63984481
>oy lads im a really butthurt american who knows nothing about football but i hear klopp is an amazing manager so im a bit insecure that the team i bandwagon will get buttraped by liverpool so il talk shit

there FTFY
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>There's people who UNIRONICALLY bought into the Vardy/Kane memes and thought they were better than Sturridge

KEK
E
K

I bet these same """people""" believe Shawcross and Butland should start for England
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>>63984496

this coming from a guy with a jayfu.

>my 30min interview with max landis

>>63984502

>u mad

the universal sign that you've got nothing. ah well, i'll look forward to eating my words when you lot GO AGAIN next year and exorcise the demons of >CRYSTANBUL
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>>63984453
>he basically carried that side
no he's not, again, try to watch bundesliga, hoffenheim's highscoring tendencies lies on their suicidal tactic, there's almost nothing significantly changed in hoffenheim achievement since he is gone except slightly fewer scores.
you also underrate hoffenheim, the true underrated player is still there.
i'm not going to say liverpool have to sell him, but i can confidently say liverpool have to buy someone better than him, he is kagawa tier at best
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>>63984524
Firmino is fine m8, he's settling in well and striking up a great partnership with qtinho.

Plus DAT WORKRATE
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>>63984497

Damn this band waggoner is really going full autism over kloppo eh
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>>63984516

I know more about football than you m8. You can oppress us any longer. Bet you still support King George
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>>63984522
You've not argued anything, all you've done is spent your day browsing opposition forums to try and find some embarrassing posts that you saved for future use.

Go get a bird m8, trust me it's much more fulfilling
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>>63984164
>>63984357
>>63984497
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>>63984347
>Beaten by Palace at anfield
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>>63984522
so tell us what team do you bandwagon, so we can laugh at you amerifat
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>Mfw there's people out there who don't rate qtinho
>mfw gonna see Coutinho/Firmino/Sturridge together soon
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>>63984535
>Firmino is fine m8
i'm not saying he is completely useless, just liverpool is ABLE to be even better, with klopp as the coach, i think its not delusional to think that superstars will come to liverpool, he have to be content as a reserve, no more.
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>>63984541

>I know more about football than you m8. You can oppress us any longer. Bet you still support King George

Typical arrogant amerifat who is all talk and thinks he knows everything but infact he lives in his moms trailer while she's working the streets and stealing his neighbor's internet
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>>63984553
yanited need great luck to beat palace m8, they're stern as shit
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KLOPPO
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>>63984553
1 defeat in how many games? lol you are retarded m8

klopp is off to an amazing start that's why everyones going nuts about him and why your so butthurt
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>6th in the form table under klopp

Inb4 scouse rats mention they've had hard games despite losing at home to Palace and needing refball to beat Swansea
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>>63984572
>Mfw there's people out there who don't rate qtinho
baffled me as well m8, few mistakes and fags start to >le occasionally blooterman
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>>63984581
just wait and see :)
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>>63984612
>clearly playing the ball with your hand inside the box
>somehow refball
Why are ABLs so delusional bros?
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>>63984612
>INB4 SOMEBODY RAISES A POINT THAT BLOWS MY ARGUMENT OUT OF THE WATER

Nice try retard, Klopp is just settling in and we already look good, the future is bright.

This league is a fucking joke, and Klopp will make short work of it
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>>63984612
>being this scared of klopp
We will be top of the league by x-mas faggot
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>>63984031

I'm saving this
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>>63984612
while its true, you have to be extremely delusional to think liverpool didn't deserve to win that game
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>>63984639
Doesn't really blow any argument out. 2 difficult games out of 10, that's actually an average schedule.

Also stop samefagging you creep. Remember when you were talking shit at the start of the season then fucked off when liverpool were as wank as you were told they were?

"keckles"
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>>63984685
>2 difficult games out of 10

So which game out of

>City, Chelsea, Spurs away

Isn't "difficult"
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>>63984702
probably chelsea, but again liverpool is also at the adpating phase that time, and remember, it was a come back win, something that almost impossibly happen in rodgers reign
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>>63984685

>Lives on /sp/

>Most likely a /arse/ autist

>Thinking there is only 1 Liverpool supporter on sp


Seriously dude you need to get out more
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>>63984685
>>63984685
>2 difficult games out of 10, that's actually an average schedule.

Are you even trying?

Klopp has played 6 league games

>Spurs away
>Chelsea away
>City away
>Palace home
>Southampton home
>Swansea home

From that Liverpool have got 13 points, during this time Liverpool had an injury crisis, and klopp had to actually settle into the club, build some belief, and totally change the system.

He still hasn't even had the chance to play his best team yet.

It's been an incredible start for Klopp, you could try and at least admit that rather than being an autistic manchild
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>ABLS were absolutely desperate for Klopp to flop
>They wanted to spam their memes and greentext
>Klopp is actually great
>mfw
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>>63984740
he wont admit this lol because he is an /arse/ autist
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>>63984755

/this
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>ABL's get BTFO
>Runs back to their containment thread

kek
>>
Klopp is a cool guy
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>>63984080
German teeth are engineered better than British teeth.
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>>63984893
>>63984755
>>63984733
>>63984654
>>63984572
>>63984517
>>63984470

Well done lads. i no longer wish you well. I hope Klopp fucks off Liverplop and does better somewhere else after failing.
see
>>63984449
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>>63982697
Boss tha
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>>63985021
who gives a toss lol
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>>63985021
Ohhh no, some neckbeard on the internet no longer wishes us well!!

Get over yourself lad, nobody is arsed
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>>63985030
>From Liverpool
>Never heard anybody say "Giving it bifters" in seriousness before
>Now it's became a meme

Must be some south end thing
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>>63985129
>>63985148

>not wanting to be a well liked big club, where you can be respected by a lot of lower league clubs and people who don't really give a shit about the 'top 4' but hope that one likeable club can go on and win it.
>Not wanting to be a Liverpool fan who can have good conversations with Donny, Oldham, Portsmouth, Bradford fans who will wish you well.
>wanting to be similar to arrogant Leeds, Manure and chelsea fans when you haven't even done anything since Benitez era after spending more than the likes of Manure in the premierships history.
I suppose this is why nobody likes you.
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>>63985171
Sorry I don't need constant validation from people on the internet mate. I come here to take the piss and laugh at people getting angry.

I get on just fine with fans of other clubs I meet in real life, I don't come to 4chan as a friend simulator
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>>63985171
>most uk supporters

i think were doing ok m8
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based
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>>63985195
> I come here to take the piss and laugh at people getting angry.
Well don't worry mate it won't last long.

>I get on just fine with fans of other clubs I meet in real life, I don't come to 4chan as a friend simulator
you mean 'i come on 4chan to be a cunt cause some cunt is shagging the love of my life and i wish i was him'
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>>63985172

Ronaldos a fudge packer....

topkek
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>>63985230
>being this butthurt because he got BTFO on the internet
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>>63985235
Only naive idiots would believe he's not bi at the very least
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>>63985230
>'i come on 4chan to be a cunt cause some cunt is shagging the love of my life and i wish i was him'

Dat projection, my sides
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>>63985251
good retort.
It's almost as good as calling someone racist cause they don't agree with every daft liberal belief
>>63985253
nice try bud.
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>>63985230
>you mean 'i come on 4chan to be a cunt cause some cunt is shagging the love of my life and i wish i was him'

That's....oddly specific
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>>63985269
Not that odd considering the site we're on m8.
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>>63983832
How much extra does the poppy cost?
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>>63985268
i cant believe you are still here crying on the internet, go outside m8 get some fresh air.
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>It's an ABL gets so mad he makes a tit of himself on the internet episode
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>>63985269
he is projecting
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>>63984031
lmao
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>>63985321
I can't believe i've wasted talking to a grown man (i hope) with the mentality of a 12 year old.

>>63985331
whatever helps you sleep mate.
>h-he's projecting.
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>>63984357
jesus christ english comedy is terrible
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>>63985346
the guy was right tho it was weirdly specific....are you being keked? come on tell us m8 we want to help you.. is ur mrs being pounded as we speak by a big black bull?
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>>63985386
you dont get the stereotype cause you're not british i guess.
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>>63985407
guess not. I can only glean so much from /sp/.
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>>63985386
the guy who posted it is kinda retarded, he is one of them faggots from the /arse/ containment thread
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>>63985438
>Liverpool fan detected who can't take the piss out of themselves.
>hurr he's retarded.
I'm not the guy who posted it or who is a Arse fan.
>>63985436
You should come over and visit. the actual centre of Liverpool is quite nice.
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>>63984524
Two seasons ago Firmino was GOAT for Hoffenheim scoring loads of goals and being the leader of assists. Last season he was still good but his workrate dropped a little.
This season Hoffenheim is literally in last place on Bundesliga. Losing their brain isn't helping them very much.
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>>63985325
dem möpse

tln: möpse means both pug and tits in german
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>>63985487
Nice
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>>63985487
it's a good word for pugs.
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>>63985462
>I-i-i-m-m-m not an arsefan..honest
ofc not m8

you're an idiot who just came here to troll and failed, go home son
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>>63984540
>>63984544
>>63984551
>>63984560

oh yeah i'm clearly the mad one here... (You) totally nailed that one.

>inb4 the obligatory picture to show 1-2 posts w/o "(You)" like ppl don't have cellphones nowadays.

anyways, check back with me when arsenal uses the current injury crisis to excuse >thursday-football and blowing the prem/FA-cup and then liverpool ascends past arsenal in the table, then i'll legit be mad.
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>>63985532
>tfw genuinely not an Arsefan and actually dislike them more than Liverpool
>tfw not even trying to troll
ok mate. It's you against the world. Keep believing it.
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>>63985213
when will they learn
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>>63985542
top and bottom are me

well arse is on a downward slide as is obvious, liverpool are on a meteoric rise so expect us to take over
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>>63985553
>>
>tfw when you use coherence and logic
>tfw you just get replies of 'projection' 'arsenal fan' 'we don't care what you think'
>tfw the thread dies as they have nothing good to say or have the capability to say anything factual or interesting'
good job Liverpool
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>>63985438

irony is a dish best served in a nice beefy stew, eh?

>blah blah blah

beyond all of this melodramatic bullshit you gotta give liverpool their props for getting klopp in there and maximizing their overpriced talent, and then if he can not only spend the $$$ wisely but also recruit a higher class of player then watch out for we go "we go again" again.

lord knows that LFC has the $$$.... it's just can durr kloppo do better than this? >> http://www.lfchistory.net/Transfers/ByManager/25-1
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>>63985629
>tfw i have to come onto /sp/ and troll on a Liverpool thread and troll to make myself feel better because some other guy is fucking my wife, and also because Liverpool destroyed my team this season.

Good job kuck
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>>63985708
If you read all my posts i will think you will find im not a fan of a team in the premier league.
can i call it projection because Palace beat your team?
Still going on about missing out on the woman you loved i see.
'kuck' classic 4chan response when you're upset.
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>>63985593

i think that much like taco bell in demolition man liverpool is prophesied to win the "football wars" and someday all football played will be LFC football.

lord knows that UK football punditry has already been infected by the scouse to the point where every pundit panel has to have no less than 1 scouser to get their talking points out there. it's just a matter of time til everyone else comes around...
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>>63985680

2bh we have a large squad and we need to sell a few players before we get any major signings in, but i think he will generate enough to buy in some class players
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>>63985745
>before we get any major signings in
when will you guys learn? the most successful team was the one that had a solid base and then now and again bought 1 or 2 big money signings a year at most.
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>>63985732
>If you read all my posts i will think you will find im not a fan of a team in the premier league.
ofc m8 ;)
>can i call it projection because Palace beat your team?
one loss ...lmao and destroying most of the top sides away...ya muppet
>Still going on about missing out on the woman you loved i see.
>kuck' classic 4chan response when you're upset.

you projected this at the other guy not me and some american pointed out that it was too specific...must be happening to you so i agreed with him...calm down its not my fault you are getting kucked
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>>63985734
>25 million
Pretty sure it was like 12.
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>>63985734
these numbers are completely wrong
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>>63985773
we had a transfer committee that did the moneyball shit, that's a mistake this isn't usa football, klopp has control over signings and i believe he will sign a few solid big names now he is at liverpool
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>>63985745

honestly i think it's more than merely not spending ~20mil on, say, lovren in terms of spending $$$ wisely. it's about whether klopp's got the power to convince someone like reus that LFC is the place to be going forward.

originally i would have said aubameyang, but since he's leading the world in scoring right now i think that ship has sailed and thus my summertime dreams of a cheeky 25-30mil arsenal bid are out the window, and for at least another 6-12 months liverpool might be a bit of a tougher sell than arsenal.

that said, i think you guys are honestly in a better position to go up a notch or two, and you have to respect the way that klopp's got the current squad maxing out under his watch. the distance-covered stats for the 4-1 against city says it all

>>63985797

that lfchistory.net page for BR's transfer history has it @ 20mil exactly, so that's why i threw the ~ in front of it (to cover a few mil in either direction) but then again >>63985820 so hey for all i know LFC got lovren for 500 pounds and a can of spotted dick.
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>>63985834
yeah i think players in other teams are watching klop and thinking shit he's got a good thing going there and they all want a cheeky klopp slap or one of his hugs, i think he can sign some worldies
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>>63985794
How uninteresting and predictable.
>one loss ...lmao and destroying most of the top sides away...ya muppet
Like i said earlier i was glad you did, Klopp was overachieving and blowing the fuck out of all these teams.
It's ashame a bit of humility and class doesn't come into account for many.

Even if this is a troll thread, i can guarentee many of my fellow supporters would at least be telling everyone to calm down until we have won something.
the first sign of insanity is making the same mistake over and over again.

>>63985827
No they still have a 'transfer committee' like most top clubs, instead of thinking 'how can we improve, i know lets sign this guy for 30 million cause he's ripping up an ok tier league, or lets sign this guy for 16 million cause his agent claims he's changed his ways' they should actually be thinking of a team ethic, have a good base and buy youth who are not going to immediately break through the team to ground them.

Honestly i fucking despise Man Utd but ferguson had the right idea.... until he got too old and started buying shit like Jones and Smalling kek
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>>63982809
>Coutinho and Firmino when they're in form

>no Coutinho and Firmino
>still beat Southampton 6-1
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>>63985867
>i think he can sign some worldies

I think he'll need to finish in the top 4 first, top players want to play in the Champions League.
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>>63985928

That was in the Mickey Mouse Cup tbf. The more impressive feat is beating Man City 4-1 without Sturridge, Henderson, or Benteke (for most of the game anyway).
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>>63985888
>Already public knowledge that Klopp can sign who he likes

But apart from that, fuck me the autism levels in your reply is off the charts

Please do not breed
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>>63985888
Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
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>>63985939
agreed, I think he will tho if he carries on like this and keep sturridge fit
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>>63983482
Nice try, Ahmed.
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>>63985971
>and keep sturridge fit

This. If Sturridge stays healthy or Kane gets injured, Liverpool will almost certainly finish in the top 4.
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>>63985952
>you in charge of reading comprehension
>Already public knowledge that Klopp can sign who he likes
within reason, and besides Klopp is better than that, he can still win things without needing to buy Suarez etc like barca do.
I've just stated money can be saved without spending shit loads for no reason.
>muh autism
Use reasoning and intelligence instead of predictable replies.

>>63985965
the possibility of me killing myself is less likely than you being shot.
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>tfw still miss suarez
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>>63986037
>within reason, and besides Klopp is better than that, he can still win things without needing to buy Suarez
>tfw we will never see the current Liverpool team+Suarez

it's not fair
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>>63986017
i just want us to buy vardy
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>>63986108
Brendan go back to bed mate.

We don't have to buy flavour of the month British players for £25m now
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>>63986051
just imagine him playing for klopp with all the pressing....
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>>63986118
isn't he the former goat though?
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>>63986118
chat

shit

get

banged
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>>63986147
Sorry m8 spending £30m on a 28 year old racist chav getting carried by Mahrez and a specific style isn't good business.

If Vardy went to a big club he'd flop when teams park the bus against him

Need Klopp to raid bundesliga
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>>63986037
No one will ever love you. No one. Ever.
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>>63986196
first it was 25 now 30mil kek

>carried by Mahrez
top kek
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>>63986196
>If Vardy went to a big club he'd flop when teams park the bus against him

>parking the bus against vardy

just give it time, m8. i think vardy is having that seasonlong purple patch that everyone suspected harry kane had last year.

after a slow start this year it seems like kane is basically a lukaku-level-guy with less (to no) passing ability, and i'd guess that vardy ends up being some "feelgood story of the year" guy like charlie austin or rickie lambert a couple'a years ago, and hey look where they are now!

fair play to vardy if he can get a nice fat contract out of this, but i seriously don't think anyone manutd or city/chelsea is going to be in for the guy. he'd be a perfect LFC signing in the pre-kloppo days, but now i think he's fated to end up only going as high as spurs or everton or something.... maybe west ham puts in a cheeky bid with their olympic stadium $$$?

it'd be pottery if spurs were able to sell england's brave harry kane for like 40mil to united/chelsea and then they turn around and buy vardy for 15-25mil to appease their fanbase. >insert something about MASTER NEGOTIATOR LEVY HERE.
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>>63982809

>Algeria in charge of football
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>>63986197
stop projecting.
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>>63982941
>ABL Scum
>>
All this scrolling down and no jokes about Klopp doping Liverpool players?
Sp, I am disappoint
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>>63985950
Soto played basically their A-team last I checked tbhfam
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>>63986343
Yep, apart from Fonte, who was injured.
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>>63986307
>Lambert
Practically an old man when he started playing in the premiership, not comparable
>charlie austin
still a top goalscorer but a player on his wages, who the fuck are going to buy him?

No he isn't good enough for a top 4 side, it still doesn't make him not good.
Jesus is there nothing else top 4 side fans that they can talk about? the guy has literally just broke a goal scoring record but
>can he play for chelsea?
fucking hell
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>>63982809
>klopp is such a great manager he went back in time to win with liverpool against manchester city to make this poster look dumb af
what a time to be alive
>>
ynwa, all the way from Texas
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Kloppo will get top 4 this year and in the summer steven gerrard, luis suarez, dirk kuyt, and iago aspas will return to anfield and win the title.
>>
------------------------------ Mignolel -----------------------------------
Clyne ----------- Sakho ------------ Skrtel ------------- Moreno
------------------ Lucas Leiva --------- Emre-Chan ----------------
Henderson (Lellana) ------------ Firmino (Milner) ---------- Coutinho (Ibe)
------------------- Studge (Bentekkers/Origi) --------------------

literally OUR YEAR la
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>>63984517

No one believes that either Vardy or Kane are better than Sturridge.
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>>63986522
never underestimate abl delusion
>>
I'm currently rewatching the City match.
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>>63986579

just think, if LFC was spurs they'd have it out on DVD already
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>>63986507
----------------Bogdan------------
Clyne - Skrtel - Sakho - Moreno
----------Lucas ------ Hendo
Ibe ---------- Lallana ---------- Coutinho
---------------Sturridge----------
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>>63982697
hes a winner best manager in the prem without a doubt
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>>63986626

Tottenham already beat Manchester City 4-1 though...
>>
ABLs are even worse than Liverpool fans tbphwybg

You guys can't stop talking about you don't even support. Very odd.
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>>63987038
just not at the etihad....
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>>63987069
shouldn't you be in prison oscar?
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>>63986507
Subotic over Skrtel desu.
>>
Pardew and palace destroyed you lot remember that
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>>63987446
I'm shitposting as much I can before they come and get me.
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>>63987575
and we destroyed you, remember that
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>>63987575
>2-1
>destroyed
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>>63985504
damnit qt, you can do it better
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>>63987570
God I hope they don't buy Subotic.

The guy is a walking liability nowadays. A ton of the goals from last season resulted from his mistakes.
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>>63984085
finally someone seeing through his charade. i feel exactly the same.
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>>63984085
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>>63990069
he is a fantastic central defender,
tall, fast, successful, charitable, goal scoring and he can play football as well as a midfielder
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>>63985157
probably wools from st.helens
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>>63982697
>2016
>Zlatan Bosman
>Kult-Kloppo and Memehimovic
My body is ready
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>>63982697
Liverpool actually are not a shit team. They've just had shit coaches and one one of the biggest cunts in football plaguing the team.
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>>63996457
Still think Klopp should jump ship for Real Madrid though.
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>>63985504
>download bar fills from right to left
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>>63982697
Because he's a tactical genius to be honest.
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>>63982697
Because Brits can't into Gegenpressing and Vollgasfußball.
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>>63996637
/r/equesting Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp pasta
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>>63996488
He wouldn't go to Real. Too much meddling and he'd never get the time to implement his style.

In fact didn't they say Klopp was their first choice or something? That would mean he already told them fuck off during his break.
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>>63983822
No, actually Southampton fielded their strongest XI against Liverpool.
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>>63984553
You're allowed to lose the odd game you fuckwit
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>>63996488
Klopp always talks about needing time and people to buy into what he's trying to do.

He wouldn't work at Real/Barca
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klopp is brilliant, but he's not the true tacital mastermind
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>>63999144
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They're not shit
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Can't wait lads
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Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>63999824

Is there any manager who has as much fun with their job as Klopp?
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>>63999040

Liverpool is probably the only "big club" where the fans would be willing to wait and let the manager build a team. They're in a weird place where they have enough fans and money to be relevant, but they've gone so long without winning the title that the fans are used to it.
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>>63982809
Your a fucking moron he already have
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>>64006442
Man, imagine being a Liverpool/Manure player and come to asia. You'd be drowning in pussy.
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