>Steph slumped down in his locker in the Jazz, his team having escaped Utah with a win. His teammates filtered by, muttering their shitty memes to each other and congratulating each other on their undefeated season. Steph had had an off night shooting, so he snuck off to the showers for a quick moment alone
>Steph slipped off his shorts memeily and stepped under the warm water. He didn't notice Klay sneaking up behind him
>"Looks like I'm going to have to show you how to shoot," Klay whispered. Steph spun around. "I know you've had a target on your back all season," Klay continued as he dropped his towel. His 8" wang fluttered in the steamy shower air like the price tag on a still-new Warriors jersey.
>"Let's move that target to your face," Klay whispered as he wrapped his meme hands around his Hardening cock
>Steph's mouth opened wide like the 0 in 19-0. "I don't think Ayesha will like this," he started, but Klay sank the 3 with ease and clogged Steph's speaking hoop with his leather ball. Klay grunted before whispering, "I'm gonna give a whole new meaning to the term Splash Brothers"
>>63929505
Oh boy
YES
HE'S BACK
>speaking hoop
>newfags don't know bout this meme
oh gosh oh gosh
Holy shit what an epic night
>>63929562
>implying this is the original LeVar Burton gay erotica guy
Still want moar.
THANK YOU BASED STORYTIME
>>63929505
>It's a storytime thread
Holy shit.
>Steph stumbled against the wall, twisting slightly to protect his glass ankles. Klay noticed. "Oh don't worry Curry baby, your hips are more likely to be injured than your ankles with this exercise." Steph gurgled and gagged but took the meaty Cougar dick like a champ. Like an arcing 3-pointer, Steph's dick began to rise.
>"Damn, ESPN was right, you never choke!" Klay giggled as he pushed his MVPee-Pee deeper and deeper down his teammate's throat. Klay retracted his 6th man and surveyed the damage. Spit and bubbly pre-cum dribbled from Steph's mouth like a raging river
>Klay pushed Steph's hips back and mounted him from behind. It was a close fit, but Steph's tight boypussy accepted the Warrior cock like the rest of the league had done
>"Coach is going to have to sit you all four quarters tomorrow," Klay said through gritted teeth. "You won't be able to stand when I'm done with you."
Holy shit this is hillarious
>>63929742
you're doing god's work
this is even better than if 18-1 had happened
>>63929505
>>63929742
Does anyone have the one with Brady and amendola? I think either wilfork or Blount join in also
>>63929887
Tebow/Orton was the best by far
>Ironically, it was a Warriors D doing all the damage against an unsuspecting foe in this matchup of soapy brothers. Klay fouled Steph harder and harder against the tiles in the shower, but there were no refs around to call the technical.
>Again, Klay paused his anal assault and pulled his dick from the game. Steph spun around and grabbed the balls in front of him as he'd be taught to his whole life. With a spin move that would make Tim Tebow blush, he maneuvered behind Klay and attempted a long shot. His cock found the Golden Asshole it so desperately wanted
>"I've always been so jealous of Riley sitting on your lap in the post game," Klay said as his lower colon began to fill with 100% Davidson dick
I think about the ending to the babe Ruth story time at least once a week
what the fuck is this
>TheDaringKobald walked slowly back to his room. He had spent the past few hours walking the campus of his community college aimlessly, trying to make sense of his team's loss to the horrible Chiefs. In his room, he gingerly cleared his hovel of a bed of the spaghetti and Mt Dew cans and slowly began to cry. He heaved and heaved, like Al Davis did from hell when he heard about the Palmer trade. A rock hit his window - he thought for a second it was another errant Kyle Boller throw, but alas - he peeked out the grimy window to the street below and saw a large man with a severe neckbeard. His heart leapt with excitement - it was LeX! He sprinted down the stairs of his dorm complex and wrenched the door open.
>"Hey honey" he said, kissing the large man before him
>"Hey TDK," LeX said. "I heard you had a rough day. Maybe if I play with your black hole a little bit, it'll cheer you up?"
>TDK grinned big. "You always were good at working with wood." He grabbed the large man by the hand and lead him to his room
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>Inside the room, TDK sat awkwardly on his hands, afraid to make a move. LeX took his jacket off and set it sensually on the chair to his desk. "Can I use your computer?" he asked.
>TDK nodded shyly. With the speed of a Kentucky team getting knocked out of the NCAA tournament, the computer was on and LeX was tripping up for /sp/. He posted a thread about how he was going to rip TDK's asshole apart, but nobody believed it was really LeX. He accidently pressed the bookmarks tab and saw several hundred links to scat, gay, and nigger porn. He drew back, repulsed at first, then realized he was slightly aroused
>TDK noticed the tiny bulge in LeX's pants. He realized he had to make a bold move, like the Raiders did when they traded for Carson Palmer.
>"I have a first round pick for you," he announced. LeX looked around, suprised. "I might have a player for you."
>LeX walked over to the bed and sat in TDK's lap. "Ok cupid, do whatever you want to me," he said
>"I'm going to relocate the Raiders to your asshole," TDK said sensually
>"B.. back that franchise up," LeX stuttered.
>>63934080
>Within seconds, LeX's massive 3" dong was out of his pants and in TDK's hands. TDK gasped at the vienna sausage before him
>"I don't know if I can handle this!" TDK announced
>"I'm going to make you choke harder than the Raiders did in Super Bowl XXXVII."
>In what seemed like no time, they were doing a vertical tango, with LeX on top. He shifted his weight around, but he knew deep down he was hurting TDK.
>"Am I going too rough, baby?" he whispered in TDK's ear.
>"It hurts a little.. but it feels so right.." TDK moaned.
>"I'm going to fuck you so hard you're going to die." LeX said. "Are you ready to be the next Al Davis?"
>>63934093
>3 minutes later, LeX sat panting heavily. He poked TDK with his finger, but the body was unconcious. He began to panic - had he really fucked TDK so hard he died? He wiped the spaghetti sauce from his fingers and scrambled for TDK's wrist - there was no pulse.
>"Oh my god," he thought, "I'm a murderer!" He wondered how he could play it off - perhaps as just a suicide - he was sure many Raidersfags killed themselves today after Palmer's 3 interception. He had to get TDK out of the dorm. He dressed him in a dress and picked him up gingerly. Luckily, everyone else in TDK's dorm had their doors closed, probably making out with their girlfriends unlike TDK. He made his way out the door to his mom's van and threw the lifeless body in. Now, where should he take it?
>>63934102
>It was a 11 hour drive from the college down to Kentucky. The smell started somewhere around Washington DC - he wasn't sure if it was TDK or the Nationals, but it was starting to worry him. What if he went to jail? He wouldn't be able to watch the Wildcats lose in the sweet 16 this year.
>Around Lexington, the body began to sir - TDK was alive! LeX pulled over in joy and leapt into the backseat.
>"Hey baby, are you ok?" he asked.
>TDK blinked and asked blankly "Are you sure you're not a Chief? That was quite a shellacking you gave me."
>LeX pulled his wallet out and flash a picture - TDK gasped - it was a picture of him in a headress.
>"Are you Todd Haley!?" TDK asked in amazement.
>"No," LeX said, "I"m Tony Holey. Now get over here, Art Shell. I'm going to crack you open."
>>63934111
>"Should we do it here," TDK asked? "There's not much room in a van on the side of a freeway."
>LeX just smiled. "We can go to my house. I'm going to finger you like a bass."
>Inside LeX's nasty house, TDK flexed his legs wide and let the stench flow. "What do you do for work, honey?" he asked LeX, while LeX mixed a drink.
>"I'd rather not say, babe." He sat next to TDK and rubbed his legs. TDK shivered violently. "You're going to make me come and go faster than a Raiders coach."
>"I'm good at scoring, unlike the Wildcats. I can put my ball into a hoop."
>"I'm open for a three!" TDK said, arching his back towards LeX.
>>63934123
>"Technical foul," TDK purred. "You're pushing up way too far on me."
>"Oh you're right," LeX said. "Let me blow your whistle and then you can take your two free shots."
>They flipped positions. "Hey, one second hun" TDK mused. "I'm no Lebron, I need a ring sometime in the future."
>LeX kissed him passionately. "We can get married sometime in the future. And I have a ring for your cock in the meantime."
>The acrid smell of LeX's putrid asshole singed the digusting thin mustache from TDK's face. He gagged violently and spewed wretched waste all over LeX's back. LeX began to lick it up.
>"You're in trouble now, Oakland boy. Now pretend I'm a Chargers fan at a Raiders game and your cute dick is a bat. Beat me senseless."
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>>63934070
>britbottle ruins a perfectly good thread
Requesting the Kornheiser and Reali story
>>63929505
Is storytime back?
>>63934222
nah looks like some redditor just tried to emulate it
shame, does anyone have the originals?
10/10 thread
>>63929742
>"Damn, ESPN was right, you never choke!" Klay giggled as he pushed his MVPee-Pee deeper and deeper down his teammate's throat
