Let's say you assembled a baseball team comprised entirely of midgets and one switch pitcher.
Since that baseball team would have an incredibly small strikezone, it would pretty much be a continuous midget march when they were on offense.
How could anyone defeat such a team?
>How could anyone defeat such a team?
i don't know
>>63926171
Exactly! This midget team would rule the league.
>>63926094
Midgets has been done
Try disco night for ratings
>>63926094
Idk. Maybe fielding would be a lot harder?
>>63926231
Right, but Gaedel was only a single midget. He gets walked to first, but then he's fucked when he can't run fast enough. But when the entire team continually gets walked, they can't be beat!
>>63926277
Sure, their defense would suck. Every game they played in would be incredibly long, tedious, and high scoring.
But I don't think it would outweigh their superior offense with the minuscule strike zone.
Have you seen midgets running? If they ever hit the fucking ball they get thrown out at first everytime
>>63926171
Since they're going to get a base anyway, just bean them, every time at bat.
They'll surrender soon enough.
>>63926457
They don't have to hit, they'll just get walked nearly every time. Then any midgets already on base will walk and there will just be a continuous train of midgets.
>>63926483
The pitcher would probably get in trouble before the midgets gave up.
>>63926457
>midgets running
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCNVvvmxNw
I was not ready
>>63926094
The strike goes from torso to knee. Pitchers could still hit that zone. Midgets wouldnt hit it as far or run very fast, so defending against them would be simple
And when the midgets go on defense, it's all over.
You either dont watch basrball or are incredibly retarded
>>63926534
Just throw 70 mph accurate fastballs every single time, they won't be able to hit anything but weak grounders.
They also wouldn't be able to play any kind of defense, literally anything into the outfield would be an inside the park home run
>>63926601
>You either dont watch basrball or are incredibly retarded
Damn, how did you know?
>>63926534
>The pitcher would probably get in trouble before the midgets gave up.
You're not hitting them hard enough.
>>63926921
The midgets can work out a bunch so they'll be swole as fuck, then put on a layer of fat, not like they need to run.
>>63926975
And what if said midgets got so fat that their bellies took up most of the strike zone? Then even fastballs would be difficult because they'd hit the midgets and walk them immediately.
>>63927031
a sure victory for the midgets!
>>63926094
>>63926593
>that last guy
holy shit
>>63926483
>>63926975
So that's why the Japanese are so good at baseball
this is the best Baseball thread Ive ever seen
Midgets are illegal in baseball as they are considered a novelty. Some guy tried it back in the day for the lulz and to get people to buy tickets to watch his shit team. If it's not a legit player, MLB won't allow it. No more novelty acts are allowed in baseball.
