Get in here for one of the worst and memeiest MNF games ever.
sanic
Is Flacco elite?
First for greatest game this century.
How did they not foresee this being an awful matchup when they were making the schedule
>>63923765
fast
Get your pillows fluffed boys, this one will be a snoozy
Will Johnny come in after McCown starts sucking and lead the Browns from a 40 point deficit, breaking all quarterback records in the process? Yes he will.
stream?
>>63923767
E L I T E
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I'm watching for two reasons
1. ebin spaghettib owl 2015
2. Barnidge scoring like 4 TDs
OP here. Milanaposting is welcome.
>Hoping for El Pressador stroke vid.
>>63923823
IT SHOULD BE EXCITING, IN THE SHITTY WAY.
Nickname for shit vs the shitbirds
>pottery
>Wife studying at Ja'Ron's house
>Wife's son out cold
>worked on my 250 word essay all night last night so I could watch MNF tonight
>Rewarding myself with a piping hot grilled cheese just out of the microwave
I am READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL, BROS!
division games are usually good and closely matched from all the times the play each other
I didn't even buy booze since I know I'm gonna pass out partway through this game
>>63923812
this desu
are the ravens a dynasty?
>I will never own the ball Andrew Franks kicked directly into the stands in garbage time against my Jest
why live lads
For ESPN constantly going to bat for the NFL, the NFL clearly keeps fucking ESPN over with some of the worst primetime games.
>He'll kill again.
>former player/coach always picks the team they played/coached for
how about doing your fucking job and making an objective pick?
>>63923918
You need at least 3 championships in a decade. Still, a defense with Ray Lewis, Ed Reed and Suggs is pretty impressive.
>>63923937
>>63923937
who is this coal burner?
WHO /GRUDEN/ HERE?!
>>63923962
*tips bloody suit into dumpster*
If Johnny Manziel were autistic, he'd be Johnny 4chanziel
MIKE PETTINE GET PICCOLO MOTHERFUCKEERRRR
>>63923962
Elite headgear.
The shitshow begins!
Is Schaub elite?
Time for some Jon Gruden
Shits vs shitbirds on MNF primetime
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Put in Johnny for the entertainment
pls
>>63923995
>Harbaugh pretending to be human
MIKE PETTIN YOU BELONG IN A FAGGOT CAMP
FUCKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
>>63923974
Yes and if all the sonic the hedgehog loving aspies like yourself got together, you'd be called Gran Autismo.
Dat high as fuck coach, getting paid millions without having to win does that to you.
If McCown gets injured, will they still not put Johnny in? Who is McCowns backup?
>>63924034
that's rude to be honest
Does Pettine get fired at the end of the year?
post yer dinner lads and lasses
>Barkevious Mingo
is Barkevious short for something? i have never heard of this name before
>>63923971
We always here senpai.
HEY,
SO EVERYONE ON THE BROWNS SUCKS ASS.
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY SPEND THEIR CAP ON? DO THEY ONLY SPEND LIKE 1/2 OF THEIR CAP?
>people unironically want to watch Johnny Foosball
MOTHERFUCK THIS PETER PAN GEICO COMMERICIAL
>>63924031
ElPresador please settle down, it's only a game.
I think you need a break from football until your mad feelings can breathe. Can you do that for me Elpresador?
>>63923877
nice collection of memes you got there
>>63924060
Crushing five of these in honor of Ray Lewis.
>>63924078
But I love spaghetti!
>>63924060
>>63924091
absolute madman
I literally don't even know what state Cleveland or Baltimore is in
Will this thread be good enough to justify watching this game?
>>63924060
>not gettting the 10 piece nuggets for $1.50
>>63924096
>all that diarrhea you're going to have
>>63924081
ANOTHER
SEASON
FUCKING
WASTED
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Obama.
Please no porn posting tonight. My doctor said I need to keep my heartrate down.
And no, watching this football game will not get my heartrate up. I don't care about either of these teams, and hope they both would lose.
>>63924102
chicano pls go
>drafting an alcoholic manlet
>>63924066
Yup, his Christian name is Barkevious'Laron'Skittlehoodie'Dashawnka' Smith. He just shortened it and decided to pick a last name that sounds like a dog with down syndrome.
who cares: the game
>>63924104
if you're low on memes, maybe
>analyzing the 3rd QB
wew you could tell ESPN was betting on Manziel this game
>congratulating Manlel for being in a huddle
literally every quarterback drafted this century has done that
>>63924104
Yes because /sp/ is literally my only friend and I love you guys even though all you do is make fun of me and I cherish all the hilarious sports moments I've shared with you guys
What are the chances Cleveland wins and the entire points scored is ~38?
>>63924133
nicely blogged lad.
downloaded
>>63924102
>I literally don't even know what state Cleveland or Baltimore is in
decay
>not starting Johnny
>pregame overview and hype about Johnny
ESPN didn't have time to prep new B role for the pre-game discussion kek
>i still think he's a good quarterback
this is why i will never become a TV personality. I cant spew out lies just to keep viewers
>>63924096
disgusting
>>63924117
We'll keep it clean
JOHNNY.
CALLING PLAYS.
>ALL BLACK EVERYTHING
>white person sings anthem
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>63924120
I'm half white and half Mexican and the rest if the world considers Hispanics white, so yes, I am white
>>63924108
Am I the only one who thinks burger king nuggets fucking suck? There's a reason they're so cheap
If I want shitty nuggets I'll start watching denver basketball games
ALL BLACK EVERYTHING
The coaching staff didn't handle Johnny Manziel properly, he was a winner when he was able to play and still party.
They didn't let him grow as a traplord in CLEVELAND, it's fucking cleveland just let him start early and his party skills would have unleashed on the field.
They would have renamed Cleveland to JohnnyVille if the coaching staff could have let Johnny be good.
>Ravens
>being blind
I thought the singer was a retard but she has a beautiful voice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA MY FUCKING SIDES
JOHNNY TIME
Is this girl blind??? LMFAO DUMB BITCH
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>blind person is on stage
>all black everything starts playing
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
This blind person lucky she doesnt have to witness whats about to unfold
>Wearing sunglasses
>At night
Is this kid for real?
Is there something wrong with this chick?
>they can't even scrape a good natty singer
OH COME ON
is she the singer from Heart?
Singer has autism
>this game already
we're in for a long one, folks
damn is this singer a girl? i mean not that i would
looks like a tranny autist but pretty decent anthem tbqhwyfam
>>63924201
It's bright out there
>>63924184
I WAS GONNA SAY HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT...
MAN I FEEL BAD FOR HER.
So is that Jim McMahon's daughter?
In Dallas they use Grammy nominated singers. In Cleeland we use special needs children.
fuck that was awesome
>>63923816
Muh test
>>63924201
She saw ur ugly azz, lmao
This blind bitch can sing
>>63924201
It looks like cerebral palsy
GET OFF THE STAGE DUMB BLIND MIDGET BITCH
>>63924194
Kek
She did good though.
Is this going to be the worst MNF game of all time?
Solid 8/10 Anthem. That kid did better than most professional singers. She didn't try to niggernote at all.
>that aborted dun dun dun dun
>This is the best Cleveland had
what is flexible scheduling?
srsly, this shitty game should've played in britbongland while we were sleeping
>>63924204
>not good
that was the best national anthem I've heard in a long time because she didn't fuck with it and try to be some special snowflake
>>63924207
Anybody else know they have undiagnosed autism?
>EXPLAIN THIS SHIT CLEVELAND.
>browns have a genuine retard singing for them
wow
You niggas are ruthless hating on a blind girl like this
damn that kid was good and has already accomplished more than i ever will in life
This game is going to be like watching the Olympics. No one really cares, but they still feel obligated to watch...
>blind person singing to a crowd of depressed people
Cleveland sports in a nutshell
>>63924226
it physically cannot be worse than Giants/Vikings 2013
>>63924209
Would pound
>>63924201
She's the Browns' starting QB tonight
It's not too late for Disney to save this garbage time homage with another Star Wars trailer!
>TV description says "AFC North bottom dwellers"
Top keks
This blind kid is lucky he won't have to watch this abortion of a game.
>>63924224
Very very hood. Mich better than any of will ever be.
She was moving her mouth funnily however.
DEATH TO ISLAM! DEATH TO JUDAISM! DEATH TO CATHOLICISM USA IS A PROTESTANT NATION!! USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>won my fantasy football matchup
>my team isn't affected in playoff seed by this game
>no interesting story lines to follow today
Why the fuck am I watching
is she tarded or autistic?
>>63924236
this is bait but she's a cheating whore and you need to dump her
>>63924236
Canadians gonna canadia
>>63924236
typical canadian
>>63924236
Change Jack to Tyrone and you will get more replies.
>>63924242
lol damn that bitch looks fucking retarded. stupid whore
>Americaitlyns in charge of not crying during their anthem
>>63924245
THEY ARENT EVEN HATING ON HER FOR BEING BLIND.
NIGGAS DECIDED SHE WAS A POTATO AND HATED ON HER FOR THAT INSTEAD.
TYPICAL 4CHAN
>>63924236
My son's biological father is named Jack and hes also Canadian.
>>63924245
It's 4chan me bruh, being edgy is a requirement >>63924245
What exactly are people is the issue with Johny?
They're upset he was filmed at a party standing around with a drink in his hand? That he got in an argument with his girlfriend that even the cop who stopped by said seemed mellow?
Don't other teams have rapists, dog fighters and fucking Greg Hardy?
>>63924250
>incompletion
>incompletion
>incompletion
>>63924265
Is this now a high test thread?
Is he done in cleveland boys?
>this thread
>>63924242
This doesn't taste like ice cream
>>63924242
shits inspiring doe
>>63924236
>I dont know how to drive
>>63924263
audible kek
>>63924298
>Hardy
He literally did nothing wrong you SJW kek.
The dumpster fire begins.
Hold my heart boys.
>>63924173
they're pretty shitty but cant beat $1.50 2bh f4m
>differing the ball
is this the most kekolded move in football
>>63923808
I really hope so, for memes sake.
I can literally think of nothing with more meme potential.
>>63924270
Pretty sure that was tnf
Is Schaub the best QB from the 2004 class?
>>63924298
The team told him not to party dumbass. He obviously doesn't give a fuck
Who /eagles/ here?
Why do the Browns have
>Browns
written down the side of their legs?
>>63924307
Fuck, I hope so.
>>63924290
>bushrangers in charge of not getting skin cancer
>1 in 2
it's either your mom or dad, pick one faggot
>>63924306
Yes.
Go Bruins.
>>63924236
>post this same thing every single primetime thread
cant you go on tindr and find some random girl and post saying that she is your gf and randomly posted her picture on tindr looking for people and ask what it means?
>>63924330
WE WANT THE BALL AND WE'RE GONNA SCORE
>>63924176
>using my screenshot as a meme reaction picture off /v/
What the fuck nigga
Jesus this game is fucking boring as shit.
Holy shit we got a first down
>>63924290
at least we have an anthem you fuccboi
>>63924339
MAN FUCK THE TEAM. ID SUE MY EMPLOYER IF THEY TOLD ME NOT TO PARTY OR DRINK ON MY DAY OFF. WTF NIGGA THIS AINT ENGLAND
does schaub have the derpiest face in the nfl?
even derpier than eli
Stream plz?
Is this game what is known as "football-like substance?"
>>63924340
Can't wait to see his Pats vid.
>>63924339
WHY THE FUCK ARENT THE RAVENS TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO KILL NIGGAS?
WHY ARENT THE SEILLERS TELLING NIGGAS TO TO FIGHT DOGS AND RAPE BITCHES?
PAC MAN FUCKING JONES
THE BROWNS MAY SUCK, BUT AT LEAST THEY DONT BELONG IN JAIL.
Alright lads, I need to do a little exercise today so I'm going to try to make it into a game while watching the Dumpster Bowl. So far I'm doing 10 pushups and 10 situps for every penalty, 40 mountain climbers for every sack, hold a plank during all commercials. I need some more ideas.
Already boring, post busty broads.
>>63924339
I'm a dumbass because I dont keep track of what the fucking browns tell there quarterback?
He shouldn't give a fuck, he's the best player on the worst team in the NFL, they shouldn't be treating him like a kid
>>63924377
So stupid
>Paul Kruger will never tickle your bum
Lmao nice throw Flacco
>120 million
>go to rehab in the offseason, show you're committed to turning your life and career around
>get caught on video drinking and partying a couple months later
>HURR DURR WHY IS HE BEING PUNISHED?
>>63924391
>10 pushups and 10 situps
Are you a little girl? Even if they get 20 penalties that's only 200 pushups. Double it nigger
>baltiless vs leaveland
O what fun
>mfw this is going to look like a college or pre season game
they should do another segment about Johnny, and air it during live game play
also, titties and monster trucks
People are already turning the fucking game off Jesus christ
>clausen is finally out of the league
tybjesus
>ravens sign him 20 minutes later
fuckin a
>RUNNING ON #RD AND @
who /top-5 pick/ here?
>>63924396
Colts fan checking in.
>>63924391
Fuck Dildo for 30 thrusts for every point scored
I know it's hard to make brown and orange look good, but Cleveland's new uniforms are terrible.
>>63924411
his wife is a qt 3.14
>>63924391
I know you're already incorporating this, but if anyone else wants to join you:
-Suck a dick every time out
>>63924399
If you act like a kid then that's how you will be treated
>>63924250
>>63924226
oh my good lord this was 2013?
>MFW I was with my super cute anime girlfriend
>She was big vikings fan
>It was the budding phase of our relationship
>Tainted by the seed of Freeman playing his first game for the Vikings
>Monday night
>MFW we break up soon after
>It feels like that game had a piece in the breakup
>What if favre was playing that night?
>MFW
>>63924411
>>63924426
>pickles somehow still has a job but Christian Ponder doesnt
i know he was bad but ffs
i guess its probably because Trestman is on the Ravens
So who's gonna be here with me when the Ravens select Zeke Elliot #1 overall?
>tfw even if we win we'll lose
>we won't even get to feel good about our meme QB's progress because he isn't playing
Finally, I can post this again.
WEW MAUI
>>63924407
>Chicken parm will never put his anus on your lips
>>63924173
Boo.
>>63924201
I saw video of 1000 Trumps mocking her in New Jersey
>>63924423
Browns fans evacuating the stands early.
>>63924423
High hopes for season three? In hoping the animation goes back to being smoother, the ova was really bad
>>63924431
Me and I'm DAMN proud, the RB we draft will be the cherry on top of next years superbowl winning team, so glad we had a bad season, I couldn't have planned this better, tank for the top pick in the draft on an already stacked but just fluke injured team
who /krampus/ here?
>>63924396
>>63924444
Apparently unless your black
Not checked
>>63924391
eat a glazed donut for every td
>>63924434
Checking in
>>63924465
Who is this seman deman?
Defensive battle incoming
>>63924457
I'd fuck that sailor slut so hard.
can anyone explain why euros football?
Who here was in pic related thread last night?
>>63924446
>>MFW I was with my super cute anime girlfriend
how many Ds?
>Tfw haven't had a losing season in 12 years
They actually still have steel mills in America?
>>63924253
Would Keep Pounding*
>>63924484
>be white
>hang out in the DJ booth
>get benched
>be black
>rape a woman
>go to playoffs
>Sat on a chick's face at school
>When I throw it hurts my arm
>Papa Johns gives me the shits
>I really don't like chicken parm
>I don't have DirecTV
>I use Geico for my car
>I've choked in most playoff games
>Suzy Kolber gave me head
>Stuart Scott once sucked my nuts
>Tag teamed a chick with Eli
>Costas said Brady is best
>Lost my starting job to Brock
Who /brownsfanrootingfortheravens/ here?
>talking to some chick on fb
>she just got unengaged
>wants to go out this week
>probably looking for some cheeky kek dick
>I'm happy to oblige
>she doesn't have a phone cause she smashed it post breakup
>freaks when I'm not immediately responding to fb messages
What do you think lads? Should I do it or is it not worth it?
Did that ref just run up to slap a ravens ass?
>>63924444
Every fucking player in the NFL goes out to party
>>63924500
AYO LANDRY, WE GON FAKE DAT SHIT, I DO DIS ON MADDEN ALL DA TIME
>>63924465
what happened to this guy or the guy who stalked him and posted his pictures?
>>63924483
Wew fucking lad
>>63924500
AY YO HOL UP
>>63924483
Fake tits. 5/10
>>63924492
You have to be a real newfag to care about those. It's just a script and it's posted in every gamethread dumbass
JOSH MCVICK
Game over Ravens lost give picks now please
>>63924498
like almost nothing lol,
am I understanding the question right?
She was probably A cup,
>>63924512
/ravensfanrootingforthebrowns/ here
Baltimore is only known for murder and crabs
>>63924519
>the last one
R E D F L A G
E
D
F
L
A
G
Is there anything to look forward to in this game?
>>63924536
Well I'm off to fap to Zoey Halloway
>>63924519
Hit it and quit it my negro
>these "quarterbacks" are starting in the NFL
>teboq isn't
This world is awful
>>63924548
the ultimate kekposter
>>63924519
Crazy girls are a triple edged sword.
TEAR MY ACL INTO PIECES
SCHAUB IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION
NO COMPLETIONS
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE BENGALS ARE LEADING
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD CALL DPI
>>63924523
Please do more Tomlin posting so I can get through this boring game.
>>63924519
Hit and quit, deal with it for the short while but once you tap it leave that crazy bitch
