What will he shout when he wins it?
nothing, he's not autistic.
SPRITEEEEEE
>>63921138
>autismal man is not autistic
W O T ?
O
T
?
Roll forward and open a can of sprite
I'd like to thank the Academy....
He'll just stare at the back of whoever is presenting the trophy.
>>63921113
LAS ARGENTINAS SON WHITE
"thank you for believing in me /sp/"
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63921113
I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND.
>>63921138
>hes not autistic
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63921145
this
>>63921113
TOBLERONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63921179
I've heard he is planning on atempting a backwards roll.
also wtf is wrong with the captha lately? very often says I mistyped it while we don't have to type captchas anymore.
>>63921497
10/10
JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSS
then he starts screaming "race war" over and over again until he's ushered off the stage
VIVA MACRI
>>63921138
He exposes his power level multiple times a day.
>>63922043
>>63921381
Wait what
Could someone elaborate
>>63922179
He is autistic and demonstrates his autism frequently
>>63922204
For example....
>>63922240
>tfw jennifer conelly is a filthy jew
>>63921145
hahahah as i opened this thread, this is literally what crossed my mind.
>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
>>63922240
i waited for something to happen
and nothing happened
>>63922502
Ronaldo is clearly a fag. He found some waitress to birth his child with his sperm and then paid her to keep quiet. He's one step removed from Wacko Jacko in his rampant faggotry in his weird bubble life. Just wait until he's dangling Cristiano Jr over balconies and screaming TSUUUUUUUUU.
>>63921776
>>63921776
>>63921776
>>63921776
>>63921776
>>63921776
Only possible answer.
>>63921113
>"Che boludo, cuantas copas tenes?"
>>63922502
this is pasta newfags
>>63921113
"The holocaust was a hoax."
>>63922591
>Just wait until he's dangling Cristiano Jr over balconies and screaming TSUUUUUUUUU.
>>63921113
STOP INVESTIGATING ME FOR TAX FRAUD!
>>63922591
Ken
>>63922502
Stale pasta
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
>>63922773
Is he still under investigation?
i-im very nervous
>>63921113
"I wish I was a little bit taller"
>>63921138
literalyl did another one of his autismo rolls in the last classico
>>63921113
>*looks to one side
>*looks to the other
>*puts on a semi smug face while looking diagonally
>bueno..eee
>gracias por este trofeo
>le quiero a agradecer a mis compañeros
>etc
>>63921113
>a sport where a slow, autistic manlet is the best player
>>63921497
>>63927669
Agreed. It's always his teammates that he thanks.
>forward rolls offstage straight into Donaldo
>>63927669
How smug??? When will Cristiano jr ask Messi to adopt him, I can't see him putting up with his egotisical feminine father forever.
>>63922240
How does it feel to know that Jews control the banks and media in the US but you're just an average dude living in Israel? Must be kind of frustrating.
>>63922234
All the sprite bottles need to face the same way in his fridge.
>>63929644
What kind of pizza do you think he eats?
>>63929678
Cheese only.
>>63922502
>hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way
This always gets me.
SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is he still rewarded with sweets for scoring goals?
what kind of suit will he wear this year?
>>63921113
>*looks at Cristiano*
>"Che boludo, cuantos balones tenes?"
>>63932316
I want to see something like this again.
I already see this happening
>"and the winner is... Leonel messi
>*camera focus on ronaldo*
>>63921113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTqcStMWlOc
>>63932704
He can get away with it cause he's rich as fuck.
That's how fashion works.
>>63932984
Absolutely, Ronaldo will never ever reach the heights of Messi and his tears will be more interesting than Messi winning it himself.
But if you had the choice of being Messi or Ronaldo, who would you choose?
For me Ronaldo evertime
>che Rolando, cuántos balones tenés?
>>63932984
I hope so. This is the last time we'll see Ronaldo at the awards, if he even turns up this time.
>>63933004
Do you really crave Semedo's dick in you that badly?
>>63921113
TSUUUUUUUUU
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63927669
TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63933004
>a based manlet, playing his football in a city with fans and teammates that love him; who married his childhood sweetheart and is starting a beautiful young family, seemingly content with all aspects of life
Or
>a creepy closeted waxwork man who's lost any sense of togetherness and companionship; insecure about his height, totally self-obsessed and without any objectivity for the world around him, who's only friends are his 50 year old agent and his strange little clone "son" who's hero is the very man his father hates the most
What kind of shit suit will he be wearing this time?
pic related
>>63932995
>can't even hide his hatred
Kek
>Ronaldo never had a real dad. Ronaldo's mom wanted to abort him and she even told him that. She told the whole world.
>>63933816
>if she had, Messi would be winning his 6th Ballon d'Or this year
>>63927669
man, messi is so bland
>>63933240
kek
>>63921113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0fPwNBFpQ
MESSI KIMOCHI
>>63934064
jej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7yjrs8gog
>>63933861
*8th
>>63932984
>in my mind I won
>>63921113
>>63934282
>pizza de queso
kek everytime
>>63934282
>Sprite
Mah niqqa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RISQc8mptK4
>>63921113
"يجب علينا قتل الاخوة الشيعة . الله عظيم."
>>63934282
>Rafinha pizza + shushi*2 and 2 platanos.
Was he bulking?
>>63934282
Cheese pizza & sprite?
Autism confirmed
>>63934282
I eat pizza and drink sprite im not the goat
chat shit, get banged
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>63934282
>Nutelar Stegen
>TRIPLE Sergi
>SOLO Busques
>Galleta Vermaela
>Rafinha the Chimp
EVERY FUCKING TIME
This image is like kek Christmas. One of /sp/'s greatest images.
"MEME-ARROW THAT FEEL WHEN NO WORLD CUP!"
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
HELLO MY NAME IS LIONEL MESSI, WHO ARE YOU
[does a roll]
>>63933027
>Rolando
Totally underrated post tbqfwy (to be quite frank with you)
>>63932316
i want him to fuck my wife
>>63934282
Rakitic true patrician
>>63932984
kek
>>63934282
>xavi : agua + gatorade
????
Ronaldo is cocky and arrogant on the pitch whilst actually a decent guy in real life. Messi is humble on the pitch but doesn't give fans the light of day. No interviews, fan interactions nothing. I know interviews and press can twist words but Messi isn't the inspirational figure that Rolando is off the pitch.
>>63933816
isnt it amazing how he still managed to beat his past and the shitty family situation ?
>>63937826
le Ronaldo fanboy faec
>>63937826
>Ronaldo is cocky and arrogant on the pitch whilst actually a decent guy in real life
True.
>Messi is humble on the pitch but doesn't give fans the light of day. No interviews, fan interactions nothing. I know interviews and press can twist words but Messi isn't the inspirational figure that Rolando is off the pitch.
Untrue. Donaldo enjoys the attention and the spotlight, Messi doesn't, but he's always humble and welcoming to fans. Like most home-grown barcelona players, he tries to cut down on non-football things associated with stardom.
And he does interviews, you just haven't watched them because they're in spanish.
>>63921214
And then try to knick the trophy off them?
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63937577
Gatorade has too much sugar. Gotta dilute it to stay level headed.
>>63937826
ronaldo didn't talk to the press for most of 2015 because he was playing like shit and reporters asked him about his performance, he started to talking to the press when he scored 5 against espanyol
