Starts in 3 bongs
CHAT
SHIT
POO
>Arseshit
>Manure
>Chavski
>Spuds
>Neverton
>>63888656
>>63888699
Boring games all around. Why even bother?
>>63888803
>liverpool fans
>feeling ever again
not all of them heh heh heh
>still at the stadium
>tfw not a liverpool fan
>tfw I will never know that liverpool feel
>all these dropped points
I can't watch MOTD if Arsenal don't win. I just can't.
Watched 4 Prem games this weekend all ended in draws...wins are overrated desu. At least Fury won.
Ah, liverpool fans in, i presume they won today then ;)
>>63890053
refball senpai ;)
>>63890776
didnt see it. doubt ill bother with motd tonight either, not a very exciting scoreline.
Though an arsenal injury is always kekwrothy
>>63890053
just like midweek, and last week
damn this winning thing is becoming very common
![alan-pardew-434223[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JYkJ3EY.jpg "alan-pardew-434223[1].jpg")
>>63891320
>midweek, and last week
And the week before that?
>>63889520
Insha 'la, my brother it's never late to convert.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34959750
>vardy
he was invisible aside from the goal
>>63892645
>No Robbie Brady
Fucking Garth
>Just 1 defeat in the last 16
>Hendo and Sturridge back
>Piss easy games for the rest of the year.
That. Mother. Fucking. Liverpool. Feel.
>>63892960
THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!
>>63893000
Diese Jahre ist unsere Jahre.
Loving the long winter nights. Who /comfy/ here?
>>63892960
Have you seen the rest of Spur's schedule this year?
Actually, depending on Europe, it's all a bit pish easy till April.
who /3points/ here?
Love when Arsenal don't win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUrR9mthSZ0
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338222/Mystery-Premier-League-player-sent-X-rated-photographs-teenager-hours-meeting-street-school-uniform.html
who is it lads
>>63893301
blatantly fellaini
>>63893301
Confirmed Mikel Arteta
>>63893301
>Despite the girl being 18, experts say sending unwanted explicit messages could be against the law
Why is UK full of Çucks? First all the surveillance and knife collections and this.
Also isn't the age of consent like 15?
>>63893210
Here
American in London here.
I went to see West Ham today with my British friend. What's with the bubbles? Do all your sports teams have special songs like that?
>>63893494
Protip: the "experts" don't actually exist
who /7th/ here?
>>63893555
6th here m8
Arsenal have two more players injured.....
>confirmed arsene is wearing them out in the bedroom
>>63893494
16
And 'experts' mean people they paid to say bollocks like that
lads
>>63893541
No, just Way Out West Ham
>>63893301
>Experts=that intern we asked to google "age of consent in the UK"
>>63893541
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34880124
Crystal Palace's mascot is a Bald Eagle, theyre the true london club for you m8
>>63893210
DAT COBBLERS FEEL.
Hey, remember when we beat you at Anfield? Good times.
Now that arselel are on a downwards slide who thinks the table will end up like this
1 City
2 Liverpool
3 Leicester
4 Man United
5 Spurs
6 Arselel
>>63893301
>Despite the girl being 18, they say sending unwanted explicit messages could be against the law.
wtf bongland
>>63893608
That's ridiculous. Are they a subsidiary club from the MLS? I don't really know much about this sport other than the basics, and that MOTD is kind of the most important review show?
BASED RYAN BENNETT
>>63893635
literally nobody
>>63893635
You. That's about it
>>63893696
excellent filename
>>63893635
>Le ebin Arselel won't finish in top 4 maymay
>>63893210
I'm sure we'll accumulate 3 points in the next 25 games
4 might be a stretch though
>>63893699
its looking this way son, Arselel have so many injuries they couldn't even beat norwich today lol downward slide! lmao
>>63893746
thank you, I like it also.
>>63893734
i do think tho that maybe spurs and united may swap places, united need a decent striker 2bh
>>63893756
gotta love all these injuries lmao
who here is just watching to see Cesc's pathetic performance?
>>63893774
just need to swap chelski and villa then im happy
>Grabban's beard
JUST
>Muh physicality
>Muh deep defence
>Muh tiredness
>Muh wind
Arsenal are such c u c k s lel
It's very windy outside and has been all day
Can't mentioned Arsenal without them whining or mentioning injuries.
>>63893887
it is an EXCEPTIONALLY shit beard
not sure what he's trying to do with it desu
>>63893896
they are a weak side with no strength or stamina
Brady was such as great signing
>too much football
This meme again
>>63893998
>meme
>>63894024
:^D
>>63893988
he's been our best player this season by far. played at left-back, left-wing AND right-back this season and is always quality. a steal for £7m
arsenal have an injury crisis literally every year
>dual of fates
Don't all Arsenal's players get injured all the time? The Arsenal players are all injury prone or their medical department is just crap, or they don't train properly. But Arsenal have tons of injuries every season, so it's clearly a deeper problem
>>63894060
Yeah, I hope we can hold onto him.
>>63894092
>>63894121
In fairness, the current injury crisis is probably the worst they've had.
10 first teamers out is crazy.
>>63894060
>our
What percentage of shares you own at Norwich City FC mate?
>>63894121
>>63894092
its because they dont have and never had any depth.
their bench is shit and their first team has to play all year long while also playing for their NTs
basically it's wenger's fault for being a cheap fuck
>>63894092
Arsenal's injury crisis is more eternal than that cesspool of a thread they have going
>>63894121
wenger is an idiot
walcott got injured in the cup earlier this year because wenger didn't give him time to warm up
>mfw watching motd with a vpn and being able to shitpost under a false flag
What the fuck are these highlights making it look like Chelsea had the best of the play
>>63894265
they had
>>63894265
chelsea had the best chance of the game tbqh
if anyone was going to win it in the last 20 it was them
>>63894265
so the meme of hazard can keep going
>hazard was brilliant today
>did literally nothing again
>>63894291
>>63894295
Absolutley not
>>63894265
Everything they've shown so far really did happen
>>63894311
Lloris literally pulled off a world class save to stop him winning the game for Chelsea.
Is Loris the best keeper in the Prem?
>>63894333
It would have been a world class goal if he had scored though.
The best chances went to Son with the free header and the simple toe poke.
You are right that Chelsea were more in the game at the end though. Prior to that Spurs were the better team.
>>63894353
de gea by a distance
>>63894333
nah, it was a good volley, but very close to lloris
>>63894333
>only shot on target
>>63894372
Only natural with all the travelling in midweek I think
even for a fit team like Spurs still tough to play in the europa league
>>63894411
So?
He still would've won the game for Chelsea if Lloris didn't pull off that world class save
What a fucking baby
>>63894459
Sure. But Tottenham had the best of the game and the highlights made it look like the other way round.
Based Costa
Bye bye in January
>>63893168
spurs are relying solely on kane
liverpool are setting up without a goal scorer and still scoring 3+
once kanes goals dry up tottenham are going to sink fast
>>63894491
waaaah waaaaaaah waaaaah anudder shoah
>>63894491
Let's not also forget that Hazard header.
Draw was about fair I think
lads I'm 5'7
This segment will end without them talking about Spurs in any meaningful way.
>edin memezard
>>63894522
to be fair eden hazard was literally on the pitch in this game
>>63894520
post feet
The media are obsessed with Costa. Who cares. Why spend time discussing a player who didn't even come off the bench. Talk about the game
>>63894520
>>63893168
spurs have some tricky games coming up too
WBA (A)
Southampton (A)
Watford (A)
and Everton (A) just after new year.
>>63894502
Kane was dry to start so we got lots of draws now he's firing again so all's good.
>>63894515
Not complaining about the result, if a team sets up to counter and it works they deserve it I'm not one to cry >muh possession. My issue is with BBC's highlights.
>>63894507
>You've proved me wrong so I'll just fall back on mockery
>>63894550
>Talk about the game
Nothing happened.
>>63894502
have to remember liverpool have already played city, united, chelsea, spurs, arsenal, everton, and stoke away
>>63894570
>Watford, West Brom
>tricky
mate.
>not showing Mason getting kicked in the ankles in the box
What is with Arsenal and injuries? Is there medical team just shit?
>Pochettino’s Tottenham side were held to a 0-0 draw by the Blues on Sunday, but after the match the Argentinean made it clear that he felt Spurs were now the superior side.
>‘You got the feeling that Chelsea were a small team'
kek mouyes rekt desu
>>63894645
These are exactly the type of games to bring out the true >spurs
>>63894659
they're*
>>63894502
I remember last season they were a one man team too, except some weeks it was kane, some lloris and some eriksen
>liverpool on last
fucking ABL BBC
>Wet Spam is kill
>his sargon nowhere to be seen
Good feels 2bh
>>63894683
That Spurs is gone. Pochettino has vanquished it.
>>63894659
Arsenal are the only club in professional football to not dope their fragile players
>>63894502
>score 1 against swansea at home
>"we're scoring for fun lads!!!"
>>63894688
No denying they have a decent team, but they could use a more reliable 2nd goal scorer and 2 new fullbacks
>>63894667
Kind of classless from Poch to rub salt in the wound, Chelsea are fighting to avoid relegation this season so they are a small team right now
>>63894683
All of your statements be applied to Liverpool, but with more authority given their performance since Suarez left. Face it mate, you're another deluded scouse wanabee.
Holy shit
will west ham get top 4 lads?
>>63894907
They'd need Payet at least
>>63894907
Won't get top 8
Payet kill?
>>63894947
>>63894957
it was a joke btw lads
west ham are complete shit
City
Tottenham
United
Arsenal
Liverpool
West Ham
Crystal palace
Post top 7
>>63894907
Yes
EDIT: typo, meant no.
>>63895005
Will be interesting to see Leicester win the league just swap united and arsenal and tht is a good top 7
beautiful
>>63895005
>spurs second
City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spurs
United
Chelsea
Leicester
>>63895081
>spurs forth
their players will all be exhausted/injured in a months time
>>63895005
City
United
Tottenham
Arsenal
Everton
Liverpool
Leicester
West Ham
Everton
>>63895081
>thinking Leicester will stay top 10 kek
Look what happens to West Ham last season ,it's just a purple patch
>>63895108
Oops, remove that first everton. Haven't taken my medication yet
>>63895081
> arsenal not fourth
1. city
2. united
3. Liverpool
4. arsenal
5. tottinghamshire
6. leicester
7. southampton
>>63895108
>everton that high
>>63895108
>ABL detected
Kek
Liverpool will be second
do people seriously think Leicester will finish this high
They will get top 10 if there lucky
Williams is an overrated shit
>>63895177
they're*
>>63894712
I think bog sim is one big troll anyway.
Every comment he posted in the recent Spurs v West Ham thread was literally copy and pasted from a variety of different posters on the knees up mother brown forum.
That was a clear hand ball
>>63895177
I reckon they'll finish around 8th
they've got some decent players, loads of confidence, and plenty of points on the board
Liverpool friends. Will Firmino flop? Will he reach Coutinho level ability?
>>63895193
shit i actually meant to say their* i ruined my own shit joke
I want to be kloops little tampon boy t b h
>Everyone putting Spurs atleast 4th
terrifying
>>63895229
No he definitely won't flop, very different player to Coutinho though
>>63895243
They have depth and look god senpai
>>63895229
1. Leicester
(ii). Man Utd
(c). Spurs
IV. Liverpool
>That audible disappointment in the commentators voice
Must be hell being an ABL right now.
>>63895193
>I don't agree with them and have no argument, so i will be a cunt and correct the guys spelling.
>>63895243
Don't worry, you'll bottle it.
is that kloops natural hair
1. City
2. Arsenal
3. United
4. Spurs
5. Liverpool
6. Chelsea
7. Everton
garry monk looks shite, has he put weight on?
>>63895290
no he had a transplant
>>63895270
i didn't really read what he said tbf i just noticed the syntax and felt compelled to be a cunt really naturally
>>63895270
I don't mind being corrected ,it's the only way I'll learn
>>63895293
why the fuck are spurs actually going to finish above liverpool please enlighten us
>>63895293
1. Spurs
2. Arsenal
haha the bants
>people actually think Klopp will finish outside the top 4 in this garbage league
>>63895293
But you just said
REEEEEEEEE
>this is the season villa finally get relegated
BWAHAHA
>>63895293
>>63895266
>>63895143
>>63895108
>>63895081
>>63895005
1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Spurs
4. Leicester
5. Arsenal
there FTFY
>>63895381
their*
>>63895353
It's the general public opinion that's scary to me rather than my own. I'm aware of my own bias.
>>63895346
Because it'll take more time and more transfer windows before Liverpool are up to the required level
swansea had literally no shots on target
>>63895346
because he is on drugs liverpool will be second by x-mas with our easy fixtures
Leave Emre Chaaaaaaan~ alone!
>Gullit being a spastic
Can needed to stay deep because if Swansea countered they'd have been 3 v 2 you dumbass
CS,GB
>>63895396
Their*
Post best looking 7 managers
Pochettino
Kloop
Mou
Pardew
Martinez
Wenger
Belic
aayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>people wanking themselves silly over spurs
>liverpool with a horrendous start to the season
>literally only 2 points behind them
>having already played city, united, chelsea, arsenal, spurs and everton away
This doesn't make sense.
>>63895494
spurs are the gutsy underdogs people want to be good
>>63895494
>Spurs had a fairly slow start
>Have also already played all those teams
>2 points ahead
>playing outrageously good football
remember when wilfired ''the nigger'' zaha was supposed to be good?
>>63895558
>>Have also already played all those teams
Mostly at home. Plus Liverpool have a far better manager and will spend in January.
>>63895566
He's amazing
United are mugs for seeling him back
>>63895494
its because harry kane finally found form and is carrying them liverpool will be 2nd by x-mas and sigh rues and hummel in jan' then ride the rape train through to may
>>63895566
People thought he was good because Fergie bought him.
Fergie bought because lol whatever I'll be gone in a couple of months
He is good though, like upper-mid table good
>>63895600
>you now remember bebe
fergie was losing the plot
>>63895558
>spurs had a slow start
>harry kane had a slow start
>being carried by arry
i bet they wrap him in cotton wool the sec he gets off the pitch
>>63895494
>people
You mean 1 shitposting tripcunt? Spuds will finish 6th as always.
>>63895600
He's Spurs/Everton teir
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
WHY IS HE SO SHIT
pretty sure bournemouth's second goal started with a handball
is Son the flop of the season?
>>63895494
You're net spend over the past three seasons is obscene. Spur's isn't.
Also, Spurs have English players who are performing. Your team rely on another pint sized brazilian.
>>63895738
his gf forced him to wax his pubes, and like Samson he lost his power
>>63895647
Bebe was a means of Nani escaping a drug ban
>>63895653
Yes, we were struggling with our lone forward not scoring goals. Every other club in the world does. We're not being carried by him though he's not even our best outfield player, that's Eriksen.
>>63895784
>Spurs have English players who are performing
Clyne, Milner, Lallana, Ibe, and soon Henderson/Sturridge.
wish they'd scrap the FA cup 2bh
>>63895896
Rather than league cup?
>>63895896
>hating magic
>>63895784
*youir
>tfw dumb unfunny paki is making a living of a BBC 1 comedy and you never will
>>63895966
Sorry mate, I meant yer*
>>63895971
Ellie got hired by the BBC?
>END UV MOTD TOO MEENZ START OV WURKING WEEK HURPING DURPING DOOOOO
>>63895971
>Garth Crooks makes a very healthy wage for his football expertise
lads i've got £30 to last me through december and i'm spending christmas day on my own because i have to work every day leading up to it and after it in order to break even in January and then in January i'll have about £20 for food
>>63896030
At least shitters like savage bring the batz
Crookes bring nothing to the table
>>63896000
ellie isnt a paki
???
>>63896061
your life is pretty dire m8
>>63896061
Christ lad, shit job or just drowning in debt?
>>63896061
rice lots and lots of rice, also big bags of beans, soak them yourself at home, buy some cheep spices to add to it, very health and filling meal 2bh
also google your local food bank
>>63896061
why even live
>>63896061
Get yourself to Lidl/Aldi pronto
>>63896061
hahahahahha faggot
I'm going to order a massive curry off of just eat right now ,just to spite you.im not even hungry
>>63891759
>Insha 'la
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH malakas XDXD eks de
>>63896282
you fat yankee faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNzX85feYV8
funniest video I've seen all week desu
>>63896336
Can I get your number? Wanna be my gf
>>63896127
yeah i'm still smiling though
>>63896146
both really, mostly the debt though
>>63896162
I've been on porridge for the past two weeks i reckon i'm changing skin colour. Will invest in some rice cheers
>>63896190
got my eyes on the prize, being a dock off loan in late january
>>63896273
thanks man i hope you enjoy it, Most of why I'm where I am now is because of ludicrous overspending and dominoes
>>63896273
>Curry
>Shitskin detected
At least im white you faggot
>>63896383
>White people cant eat curry
What am I meant to order at midnight ,a fucking roast dinner.fuck off
>>63896375
What's the maddest thing you bought/spent money on that you regret?
>>63896375
also banana's are dirt cheep and filling
if you have a freezer and a farmfoods anywhere near you check it out you can pick up some dift cheep veg etc there, and a 20bag bag od sausages for a few quid
>>63896478
firehawk fx pedal board, it's sick though
really fancy a curry right now desu lads
haven't had a butter chicken in a while
>>63896500
thanks for the advice mate i'll actually do this
>>63896517
Sell it on eBay and eat properly la
>>63896434
>pizza
>kabab
>chinese
>fish n chips
>just about every kinda takeaway is delivering this time of night
Now fuck off achmed go eat your shit tier curry, its prolly only a 30 second walk downstairs to your dads shop/designated shitting area
>>63896570
I might but it will depress me, I could also sell my guitar but I know i'll regret that
>>63896614
currys are british m8. kebabs aren't. piss of mehmet you kiddie toucher
>>63896614
You got me senpai
Allah be with you
>>63896552
just remember contact your local citizens advice bureau, they can direct you to a local food bank
>>63896626
What kind of guitar you got?
>>63896061
buy some cheap noodles to eat
>>63896690
schecter hellraiser c7 special
>>63896701
I fucking love them koka noodles
>>63896626
I couldn't live without a guitar ,I could live with out my pedals however.its a option mate ,you can always re-buy it when your back on your feet.
God bless you senpai I hope the Christmas time gos a smooth as it can 4 u
>>63896654
>Currys british
>Sand nigger talking about kiddie touching
>His hobby
Fuck off Achmed, nothing british about currys
British = Fish and Chips
I dont buy that take away crap i cook fresh meals at home and cool my pizza in my pizza oven you dirty sandnigger fuck off back to isis
>>63896792
thanks man!
>>63896819
awful m8
Hate to break it to ye,
>1.Manure
>2.Man Shitty
>3.Arse
>4.Chelski
Relegated
>Newspastic
>Bournmeme
>Aston Vanilla
trust me Villa fan here, completely objective view. Thinking the EPL will turn out any differently than any other year is stupid.
Arsenal will do really well up until February, when they get knocked out in the CL in the last 16 or as soon as they face a decent side and will go on a depression losing some games against west brom or some shit in the EPL. Everyone will be saying Arsene should be sacked and then he'll throw together a good run of games near the end of the season to comfortably secure 3rd or 4th like he does every season. Arsenal fans will be abated for another saeson and start saying things like just a top quality CF and a decent CB and we will win everything next year.
Man Utd will win the league despite LVG being the shitest manager around. They will bore the absolute living fuck out of everyone who watches them. But Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger and Carrick are good, and with two of three in midfield you really aren't going to lose to many games. The fact none of the other teams are preforming well means Man Utd will win by default.
City will be good when they want to, especially in "big matches" against the likes of Man Utd and Chelsea and what not. However, the players are a bunch of unmotivated lazy fucktards that don't have the attitude to win the EPL again. Yeah the first time it was a big deal, but now they just don't care.
Despite "good" seasons from the likes of Spuds and Liverklopp, in the end natural order will be resumed because that's the way it works kids. Chelsea take 4th, scousers tell us, next year is their year and spurs fans wonder why they're flattering to deceive again, much like every year.
>>63896819
Awful b8
I'm fucking racist as hell but fuck me ,I love a curry
>>63896790
Get a real guitar, you child
>>63896870
yes i agree achmed your curry is awful
>>63896870
>>63896905
>So buttblasted he replied twice
>>63896942
achmed's not an indian name m8.
>>63896918
I had a gibson les paul but gave it away, moved on to a seven string for a challenge and some inspiration
what guitar should I have?
>>63896885
I just don't see Chelsea finishing top 4
Who could they get in January?
>>63896990
a good manager
