MY BODY IS READY
this'll be a long one, datbros
>tfw no Yates starting
So, how long does the Destroyer have to show he can play before we get Yates play today?
yay!!!
>>63884008
Gonna have 5000 yards and 50 touchdowns in just the first half
59-10 Texans final
>>63884133
I know NO defense suck but come on
>>63884261
Are you watching?
>tfw hoyer the pussy destroyer is elite
trade us Ingram for Cushing
posting because what the fuck ever.
Wow, this firing sure did help alot!
>>63884386
would make that trade desu
>>63884347
Yeah
Well, that escalated quickly
>>63884480
Hoyer definitely looking like the qb of the future for the texans.
I'm sorry Saints.
That was nice, if only the Texans could play the Jaguars and teams with no defense like NO every rest of the games.
>>63884586
It's really just BoB's black magic. The fact that he has now had 7 different starting QBs in the last two seasons and there's a good chance he could have a winning record in both shows me this man is a witch
Go Saints
They're going to overturn it.
Guys we cant expect for the D to change overnight, or even over a bye. Even with a bye week its too little time for the players and Allen to work on the new system. I am guessing he just took rob's system and tried to unfuck it a bit, so the guys dont have to re-learn the entire playbook.
>>63884639
I hate a ton of things about that faggotfuck.
But he made Hackenberg look so good at Pedo State.
>>63884639
Yeah BoB coaching genius the only question now is when does he go to the HoF
Where my Toxins at? Show me them (you's)
>>63884661
or it could be the shit tier talent on D and Big Rob was the scapegoat
why hasnt the nfl configured a tracking system around the endzone? too many footballs used in one game to put a ping device in each ball?
holy shit!!!
Clowney dropped into coverage.
it was god awful coverage. But he did it
>>63884773
What about a camera on the balls?
>>63884773
For some reason they don't allow certain types of technology on the field. I don't think they can alter the ball, especially after fucking retarded deflate gate
>>63884773
No need to put anything on the balls, do it like they do in tenis with hawkeye, they have like a milllon cams for each football game.
>>63884922
Put a psi gauge on the camera then?
>>63884890
I saw that, it impressed me
Why all these passes behind the fucking line of scrimmage/screens lol.
>WR and HB screens didnt work on the texans
>3 times in a row
who the fuck is this team
>>63885006
It surprises the enemy because they will never expect you to do it 3x in a row.
>>63885006
Because Payton DGAF anymore
>>63884966
And sports are slow to change
>>63885080
With brees leaving you gotta get paxton lynch
>>63883854
where can i get a feed of this?
>>63885147
nfl.com?
rojadirecta
Which meme plays will BoB use today?
>>63883854
filename pretty accurate desu senpai
Well at least the falcons are getting anally rekt.
What if someone fumbles the ball near the endzone then the ball goes out of bounds inside the endzone?
>>63885252
Watt will throw to Hopkins
so, uh
who do they target in the draft?
>>63885252
JJ laterals to Shorts then he throws it back to JJ for a 75 yd TD
>>63885347
Bosa.
But they will take an RB as always
Just call us the Houston Texmemes.
>>63885303
Touchback. Defending team takes over on their own 20.
It is essentially the same result as though the fumbling team punted into the end zone.
>>63885252
live by the memes, die by the memes
Rob Ryan is probably sitting in Mae's right now laughing his ass off
The Housmemes Texdanks is finally fun again to watch.
>>63885549
>implying it was ever fun
CLOWNEY COVERAGE
>>63885600
Don't jinx it man. Let him do what he can.
Mothafuckin, how you gonna take a 30 mil cap hit on Brees next year?
>>63885581
They had a 2 year run where they either stomped teams or won close games.
This was going so well
DAT. BYRD.
Holy shit that was bad.
I'd cut that guy from the browns
So it begins
there's the destroyer we know
Another.Fucking.Screen.
i wanted crennel so badly when he was available a couple of years ago.
Does anyone remember when Kareem Jackson was a bad CB
This thread is so kill
I thought the Saints were good?
>>63886141
According to everyone ever Houston sucks.
The Clots win the South, and if they don't Jacksonville will.
Seints overshadowed by all 3 teams in their division even though they aren't as bad as teams like Jacksonville.
>>63886160
Need and arm sling on that cowgirl to be more accurate
>>63886219
even when the saints win the media talks about what the other team did wrong instead of what this team did right
>>63886304
Sounds familiar.....
Will you guys please trade us Ingram for Cushing?
>>63886137
>2010 was 30 years ago
just go for it at this point. all the way through 16.
>>63886398
Ingram's been steadily improving, and I don't think you'd want to give up Cushing if he was good...
so nah
>>63886398
you sure you want Cush? 2 knee surgeries and $8 mil against the cap
What would happen if the texans had a ELITE QB?
>>63886527
16-0 T B H F A M
>>63886522
He'll never break 1k rushing yds. Ever.
>>63886526
No I don't want Cush.
I want to give them Cush.
>>63886560
hahahahaha
I should not have ate all that whataburger last night
Gives us Brees. You nigga aren't using him right. He needs the memes.
>>63886581
What a terrible mindset
>>63886581
Blasphemy son
>>63886581
Ireland take your proxy off
>>63886560
this isn't really a workhorse type of team, though. Payton loves his committee approach, and Robinson has been good too. If Ingram's contract becomes a problem they might trade him, however
Did the guy that draws the first down lines get hurt or something??
>>63886581
>tfw no qt nigress gf to bring me Whataburger™ BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich™
>>63886581
Whataburger is pretty overrated desu
yeah, it's better then mcshit and company
but, it's overpriced as fuck.
>>63886581
>tfw moved away from texas for job
>cant try new Buffalo Chicken Ranch sandwich
>no HBCBs
>no HBBQCSS
>24 hour service
christmas cant come soon enough
>>63886708
>wanting a black gold digger gf
Paco pls
>>63886581
What did you get,family?
>tfw haven't had a triple Bacon and jalapeño cheeseburger in the longest.
>>63886693
Oh my god if people really are going to overhype him then just give us a 2nd rounder and hes yours.
>>63886781
triple meat triple cheese
>>63886756
Nah nigga, you wrong. Whataburger the best
>>63886781
#2 with bacon and cheese, all the way, mayo no mustard, whatasize with a Dr Pepper
>tfw haven't had any fast food in ages
>>63886768
>wanting a guera desabrida
>Move to Atlanta for school
> No whataburger in sight
>All this whataburger talk
>All this suffering
I'm so hungry.
>>63887013
Brees vs Watt is kinda cool.
>>63886766
Damn you're missing out, the buffalo ranch is good as hell
>>63886708
If I could find a black girl that was cute and came from a decent family I would fall in love. But they're rarer than unicorns in Texas apparently
>>63886914
Triple cheeseburger with Bacon and jalapeños, no tomatoes,Mayo instead of mustard,large strawberry fanta with no ice, and large fries with salsa Verde and spicy ketchup master race. Oh and a chocolate chip cookie.
>>63886906
nah m7, in my personal experience I found that if I want a better burger for as good a price, I'll hit up the DQ.
though I hate they changed the slogan, I keep saying the old one when I see it on tv.
Damn son, nice kick
dat leg dragon
>>63887204
nearest whatab is in arizona 6 hours away. I've considered making the drive to try it
>>63887252
I like dq a lot, but it's not better than whataburger
>>63887364
I think we should agree to disagree then, but be glad we have a choice of both at any given time eh?
not bad, all things considered
maybe the defense just needed to wash the stench of Rob Ryan off first
>>63887208
we can dream fám
>>63887406
Of course. If given the choice I'm heading to whataburger, but dq is good too.
>>63887406
IMO there's no better combo than a honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich and a double chocolate cookie dough blizzard
Fucking hell saints do us a favor
>>63887454
We can. I've always wanted a mulatto cutie
>>63887252
What the hell half those teams do exist right now though
what in the absolute fuck...
>>63886756
TAKE IT BACK YOU GAYNIGGER
im so sorry saints fans. I know what it's like to have a defense this bad
Why is Houston the best city in the U.S?
>>63888054
Best food
>>63888054
>fag mayor
>humid and sticky as shit
>beaners
Not even the best city in the AFC South, it gets third place there
H I L T O N
I
L
T
O
N
>>63888054
>pretty low key
>comfy place to live
>GOAT food
>cheap living
>>63888085
>fag mayor
She'll be gone soon
>humid and sticky as shit
Tough weather for tough people
>beaners
Cheap labor,good food.
>Houston confirmed GOAT
>>63888054
jobs, low cost of living, low taxes, best food, cheap gas, etc
>>63888085
yeah but she likes SWANGAS
>>63888054
The better neighborhoods are GOAT. I'm deciding whether to move there or San Antonio once I graduate
any hopes of getting back gregg williams?
FUCK YOU GOODELL
>>63888054
You misspelled Katy. It's a lot less dark out this way.
>>63888085
I'll give you Nashville but Houston is objectively better than dindunapolis and jacksonville by a fucking mile
>>63888243
the heights is the GOAT neighborhood rn
>>63888054
1. Denver
2. Ft. Worth
3. Charlotte
4. San Francisco
5. Nashville
6. Dallas
7. Pittsburgh
8. Houston
9. Indianapolis
10. Boston
Top ten is nothing to be ashamed of though. smaller "big" cities are almost without exception comfier and bigger to live in than massive cities, though.
>>63888304
fuck Katy you faggots are the worst part about houston. even worse than the niggers
>>63888304
Katy, sugar land, pear land. They're all great. Even Rosenberg is nice
>>63888367
>Denver
DUDE
>>63888367
>Denver
>A tourist town is the best
Weed dude
>>63888405
Not even a pot smoker. Plus all the potheads stay in Boulder, Denver itself is not a hippie city
>>63888367
>9. Indianapolis
oh jesus fucking christ. you have to be joking nigger
>>63888304
>>63888324
>>63888400
Spring Branch is the best senpais.
>>63888430
Texans looking good
>>63888467
Yup, forgot about spring. There are some nice houses in spring. Nothing but rich af white people. Pretty nice
>>63888367
>fart worthless anywhere near the top 10
u focking wot m8
>>63888409
Nah Denver is a lot more conservative than people think. There's a healthy mix. It's CSprings and Boulder where shit gets hippie
Plus weed is gonna be legal in Texas within the next 5 years anyways. Even Greg fucking Abbot, the biggest douche we've ever put in office, wants to institute medical marijuana. It's only a matter of time
>>63888467
>not River Oaks
most comfy of them all
>>63888461
It's comfy and has far and away the best street/road layout of any major city I have been in. Its not an entertainment city by any means but it's affordable, easy to navigate and has about the friendliest people of any city (second to Nashville in that regard IMO).
I guarantee I've traveled more than you have, stop basing your opinions on memes
>>63888467
Is that near the 1960 area? Because that's all i know about the Spring area and from what I remember it was covered in nigs
>>63888546
Denver is "libertairan".
And the springs is conservative as fuck.
Have you ever lived in Colorado? Or are you just making shit up on the internet?
>>63888497
Yeah who knew that they had such a good offense?
>they're triple-teaming Watt
Brees I hate you so damn much do anything ffs
guys Houston actually sucks stop moving here
should I watch the Dallas stars for hockey. I'm from Houston and love hockey but I don't know if I can support a Dallas team
>>63888467
Yup, i'll agree - it's pretty nice up that way.
>>63888604
Not the guy you replied to, but you're right Springs is definitely conservative.
Unfortunately, the cancer that is Boulder is beginning to infect the rest of the state
>>63888646
this
COMMIEFORNIANS OUT
WE'RE FULL
>>63888646
But who will gentrify the Jews?
>>63888646
Screwston is GOAT city
>>63888671
>tfw aeros are kill
>>63888671
Houston needs a team tbqh
>>63888671
Stars are a great hockey team this year, top 5 for sure
>>63888604
Denver is not defined by one ideology any more than Houston is defined by only conservativism.
Colorado Springs has its fair share of evangelicals and conservatives and I will admit I've only been once, but I found more hippies and dude pots lmaos in CSprings more than I ever found in the actual city of Denver.
The only place I've been to in Colorado that is conservative as fuck on the levels of the South is Fort Collins
>>63888729
Wrong thread oops
>>63888583
i fucking lived in indianapolis for 20 years. the layout of the city is shit. the people are fat hicks in the west and south, poor ghetto in the east, and rich snobs in the north. you know not of which you speak, anon. the place is a black hole with nothing to do and shit people. roads start and end at completely incomprehensible locations. and there is no entertainment at all.
>>63888632
It just means Mercilus will clean Brees' clock instead.
>>63888646
>Ruined by merger with United Airlines
still haven't gotten over this desu
>>63888646
This parts right here sounds nice maybe I should move there
>>63888646
who /gunspoint/ here
>>63888671
>>63888777
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>63888808
When did you live there?
When I went in 2012-13 for an extensive time for work, it was incredible. I've heard it was only recently gentrified though, maybe it was shit in the mid 2000s
>>63888869
right here my negroe
>Tfw Saints are total shit, not okay, not bad but total shit.
Why did I jump on the bandwagon? ;_;
>>63888400
I live near Needville. The new part of Rosenberg is ok but it's still pretty brown so to speak. Sugar Land has been overrun with Pakis and Patels. Katy and Pearland are still good. Katy is just total sprawl that's getting too big though.
>>63888779
FOCO is moderate. But right leaning.
There's super hard line conservatives close to Utah and in the Plains.
>>63888671
Follow the Islanders like a true Houstonian
>>63888926
When did you do that?
>>63888926
would you rather be patsfag #9000?
>>63888869
Stay safe nigger
>>63888970
why? Of all teams why the islanders?
>>63888979
At the start of the playoffs before they won the owl, like the muh katrina story so I jumped on. I think the shit I've had to go through after is kinda karma for jumping on back then.
>>63888671
Dude
We should steal the Wild
>>63888890
Th-thanks for giving my cantpucks another ot loss
>>63888902
up until this past august. where did you stay? i lived up north for a while and then moved to the southeast for the last year i lived there. gentrification is mostly a northside thing, the south side is still complete shit
Anyone at the game?
WATTT
Hnnnng those Texans cheerleaders
>tfw no qt3.14gf cheerleader
>>63888671
>>63889081
this. the Aeros were the Wild's feeder team. I went through a hockey phase and would watch like 20-30 games a year after seeing former players in aeros games
>>63889081
kek
>>63889083
No problem, any time.
>>63889183
I would be fucking hype if they brought an nhl team to Houston
>>63889268
It could work with all the northerners that have moved here in the last few years.
>>63889300
It needs to happen so I can get my friends involved in hockey
It's so frustrating how holding is literally never called on Watt
are there any beaners in furpuck?
These weak ass niggas
jesus its over
REKT
IT'S OGRE
>clowney got in the way
Kek ;_;
clowney you fucking retarded nigger.
KAREEM THE DREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM
clowney saved the touchdown
rip reemboi's pick 6
Fatass clowney prevented the long pick 6
>run a 4.5 40
>cant run out of the way
Can Clowney fucking do anything right
rip aints
>clowny
If it wasn't for Clowney that would have been 6
>>63889414
No, we are barely getting started in the sport.
>>63889300
We need to build a wall, but we need to start on the OK/AR/LA/NM borders desu senpai.
>>63889564
>No, we are barely getting started in the sport.
wut
Where at?
>watched a lot of Tom Brady film
even Hoyer knows that Brady is the GOAT
dubs and saints make an epic comeback
>>63889641
Guess? Mexico, Monterrey, Guadaljara, Mexico as won youth championships m8
>>63889668
I'm pretty sure wigger mallet watched way more Brady film
>>63889738
> Mexico as won youth championships m8
where have I heard that
>play team in preseason
>play team in regular season
Is it just because they're close?
>>63889844
pretty much yea.
>>63889844
We saved their niggers
>not giving it to Ingram there
>>63889737
Jej
Why the fuck wouldn't you just try for a first down brees?
>>63890145
their niggers ruined us
dust in the brees my friend
This has to be one of the absolute worst performances by the Saints I've seen in the Brees era. Just absolutely pathetic, they aren't even trying.
>>63890246
hopefully these sad performances light a fire under the team's management
>>63890225
Why didn't you send them back?
>>63890311
lol, you wish. Nothing will happen, if the gods were good, Loomis would see the fucking door.
Horrible management, horrible coaching, and effortless performances by the players. This entire team is just fucked. It's like there's no motivation or anything anymore.
Woah, we have a winning record.
Cool.
Loomis is the real fucker in all this, been saying it forever now.
GG Saints
Good luck the rest of the season m8
>>63890356
where did it start? Was it bountygate? they still tried that season, didn't they?
Who /Montrose/ here?
>>63890490
checking in
>>63890490
Ayyyy
predictions for next week?
>>63890443
>>63890356
ive been saying this, but Loomis fucking around with both the Saints AND Pelicans is overworking him and turning both teams into absolute shit
>>63890548
>>63890561
Wanna come over and do butt stuff?
>>63890561
I have herd that chick has a penis, is this true guys?
>>63890629
its feminine so its ok
>>63890598
the Brow's MVP hopes: gone
>>63890629
It's big too
who /Bellaire/ here
>>63890779
Can you get some tan-tans for me?
H-tine hol' it dine.
>>63890770
UUUU
Bills better start to lube up.
Hey guys, look at the bright side... at least the Failcons lost too...
>>63890341
Our government officials being jewish keks, as usual. As as Mexican, I figured you would be aware of this already.
>>63890779
Found this out recently senpai. Why the fuck are chinese people niggers?
>>63891090
More chinks being niggers
>>63890629
It's a dude with fake tits, but thanks for playing.
This has to be one of the most civil game threads I've seen all year, good job everyone.
>>63891090
>>63891182
That's what happens in Chinatown in Houston. Except it's mostly Viet gooks in that area. I won't eat at any of those filthy shit holes.
>>63891512
You too
>>63888856
It's cheap as hell, go for it
>>63891516
Not defending gooks in Bellaire, because I know for a fact some of the restaurants not owned by the Triads are basically risking serious health to yourself, but those chickens are not good and are being thrown out. It's protocol to keep food like that out of the garbage because how it can rot and keep it out till the last second. Seen plenty of restaurants do this.
>>63891717
That's all well and good but if you've ever done hvac or refrigeration work in those restaurants you'd know not to eat there or even accept free food.
>>63886756
Literally kill yourself my man. Had a A1 thick burger the other day and came twice
