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van laal gonna get banged edition
>SATURDAY
15:00 Bournemouth vs Everton
15:00 Aston Villa vs Watford
15:00 Crystal Palace vs Newcastle
15:00 Man City vs Southampton
15:00 Sunderland vs Stoke
17:30 Leicester vs Man Utd
>SUNDAY
12:00 Spurs vs Chelsea
14:05 West Ham vs West Brom
16:15 Liverpool vs Swansea
16:15 Norwich vs Arsenal
>>63828526
2-1
1-1
2-0
2-1
0-2
5-3
2-0
0-1
3-0
2-1 kek
What are they chatting, lads?
1x2
Remember when English teams weren't going to make it out of the group stages of the Champions League and Europa League?
Poop can't come to the EPL, I worry for Mourinho's mental health.
First for Vardy
>>63828665
Only City will go through their CL group.
how many goals tomorrow?
Could >we collect points in back to back games for?
Somehow manage to beat Stoke at home now and again
>>63828696
The only one that has a chance of not making it out of the group is Arsenal.
Boring tier
>Aston Villa vs Watford
>Sunderland vs Stoke
Blowout tier
>Bournemouth vs Everton
>Man City vs Southampton
Mite be okay tier
>Leicester vs Man Utd
>Crystal Palace vs Newcastle
>>63828648
>have no strikers
>loan out Wilson
>gonna persist with Rppney
>>63828648
Looks like shit to me
>No early game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63828771
>Blowout tier
>Man City vs Southampton
A blowout which way?
>>63828717
You know United have to win at Wolfsburg, right?
>>63828887
Wolfsburg Shmolfsburg
>>63828887
Only assuming PSV win.
>>63828880
Southampton to be BTFO
They've struggled to attack lately, and City have to bounce back from two losses, and they're getting Silva back.
Probably 5-0 or so win for City.
I don't support City, before you want to start.
http://strawpoll.me/6113833
>>63828939
I sincerely doubt that city will keep a clean sheet bro
>>63828939
Well I didn't want to start anything.
I do now though, you fucking cunt.
>>63828917
Or draw, i believe.
>>63828954
>putting a meme option in a strawpoll
discredited
>>63829042
Well they're a point behind United, so a draw would see it go down to goal difference or whatever they use to decide it.
>>63828995
You wanna go you fat poof
>>63829091
Come down out of that windmill and I'll knock you right out of your clogs lad.
>>63829080
If United lose and PSV draw against CSKA, United are third because they lost against PSV and uefa uses h2h to decide.
>>63829109
Well that United team isn't going to get out of the group stage.
Can't see them fairing too well in the Yuropa League either.
>>63828939
>no hart
>no kompany
>no mangala?
City are getting banged senpai. Has Caballelo ever kept a clean sheet for them?
>>63828665
Remember when all 6 Spanish teams we going to qualify in the CL?
>>63829174
Has Soton ever kept a clean sheet against City?
>>63829109
The best result for United would be a PSV loss, which will probably happen because >we as a country made the football deities mad somehow
Bumping this shit yo
>tfw the only good footballer in Ireland is leaving to join Brighton
Bit fed up with football this season desu.
>>63829523
Why
Who /hopeingnottogethammered/ here?
>>63829535
The cost and the time it takes up.
Plus another new start with a new manger that will probably end in failure. I dunno, not like I've got anything better to do.
>>63829551
here
>watching divegrass
>>63829609
>being the country that produced Hitler
>>63829609
>even bothering to get out of bed
KLOPPO
L
O
P
P
O
Caballero is dogshit for City
Here's his recent games for City
4-1 away loss at Spurs
4-2 win at Hull
3-2 win at home to Sunderland
2-0 loss to Middlesborough in FA cup
2-1 win v Sheff Wed Fa Cup
4-1 win away Sunderland LC
5-1 win v Palace LC
Expect a high scoring affair
Put your money on a United - Arsenal Europa final lads
>>63829799
This tbqh la
>>63829907
What, all of it?
>>63829925
yep
>>63829907
>Implying Kloppo won't BTFO of Van Laal murderball and Wenger
>>63829933
Alright.
https://twitter.com/WeRLFC/status/670265221743828992
>Bordeaux fans chanting "LIVERPOOL!" at the end of the match last night
Why are they such c.ucks lads?
Shit why does the football league have my email address and since when did they start sending out a newsletter.
>>63830035
Register for Fantasy Football?
>>63830087
Nope. Now that I think about it, my club probably passed it on to them.
>Ask me who is the best coach in the English league and I would say Jose Mourinho. But ask me who I would model myself on as an aspiring coach right now and in a flash I would give you the name of Mauricio Pochettino.
>I loved what Pochettino did at Southampton because he affected the mentality of how they played, with the high-pressure, high-energy approach. He caused those Southampton players to play differently. At the same time, he was handed one of the best academies and recruiting systems in the country.
>He was given Adam Lallana, Jay Rodriguez, James Ward-Prowse, Nathaniel Clyne, Luke Shaw. It was no surprise, then, that his belief in English players was forged at Southampton, where he mixed the best foreign players they could afford with the best from the academy in a highly effective style of play – high-energy, passionate, good to watch, defending high up the pitch (all the things I would love to instil myself, as a coach)...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/tottenham-hotspur/12020485/Mauricio-Pochettino-is-my-favourite-Premier-League-coach-he-has-transformed-Tottenham-Hotspur.html
>>63830126
Forgot to say this is Gary Neville
>>63830126
Hey look it's that time of year again where the media start sucking Spurs' dick and pretend things have changed
>vardy is making a new football academy to help non league shitters
that's pretty cool desu
>>63830254
>Went the pub last saturday
>Somebody had written CHAT SHIT GET BANGED on the chalkboard for the darts
It's getting out of control
>>63830254
be shit get better
>>63830126
>>Ask me who is the best coach in the English league and I would say Jose Mourinho
ABA to the end, Gary.
Must keep him up at night, knowing his is not gold...
>>63830126
>Mouyes over Kloppo
Dat ABL
>>63829204
never forget 95 m8
>>63830394
I'm sure his Champions League medals will suffice mate.
>>63830422
>Klopp at Liverpool
>Guardiola to take over city
>Ancelotti go to Arsenal/United
Would be great to see Mou get outed as the fraud he is again
>>63829197
Great times. ABEs continue to stay buttmad
>>63829907
Liverpoo-United & Spurs-Arsenal as the Semi-Finals would be pretty amazing
>>63830137
I actually has guessed that from the start, he really,really likes Poch.And rightly so
>>63830625
>6 years ago 3 of those teams were CL semi finalists
>>63830694
Lucky for 1 to make Europa semis now desu
>>63830677
muh workrate
>Jürgen Klopp has told Daniel Sturridge he must start to play through the pain barrier to address the problems that have blighted the Liverpool striker’s career. The manager said Sturridge needed to learn “what is serious pain or what is only pain”.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/27/jurgen-klopp-daniel-sturridge-serious-pain-liverpool
lmao @ this whingey cunt
>It's a Derby County gets a televised championship game episode
![170601[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IPz8Gf1.jpg "170601[1].jpg")
>>63830744
>“what is serious pain or what is only pain”.
What did he mean by this?
>>63830744
Klopp is the man
>>63830744
inb4 he plays next time he's in pain and suffers another crippling injury
>>63830677
would suck his dick desu
>>63828939
>dutch
>doesn't support city
yeah right
>>63830803
Would you have the work rate to please him though?
>>63830806
dutchfag killed himself after they lost against Liverpool and Juventus
>>63830841
filthy kike get out of here
>>63829055
They're all meme options when Jameme Vardmeme's involved
>>63830744
Nothing to be ashamed of. Pain gets the better of us all.
>>63829825
Is that every single one of his 7 most recent games?
>>63830138
this
>>63830892
STANDING
>>63830895
its every competitive game he has played in 2015
![PROP150308-025-Liverpool_Blackburn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hnq5fK1.jpg "PROP150308-025-Liverpool_Blackburn[1].jpg")
>>63830892
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my thigh... and my hip... even my ankle. The trophies I've lost... the teammates I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
>>63829825
Inb4 Pellers give Wright a go for cause he can't be shitter than Caballero.
>>63828898
>E
>A
>S
>Y
>>63830985
>you will never be Richard Wright
>tfw
>>63830768
That Sturridge is too afraid to get injured again and is trying to put off his return to playing as far back as possible
>>63830981
Christ. Otamendi out of my team then.
what part of London are u from
>>63830744
If Sturridge comes off the bench will he die?
>>63831241
It would be slightly painful
>>63831218
south east
>>63831241
Will they get a big score?
>>63831491
4 nil
>>63831552
m8, that was set up for
>4-2
:(
>>63831603
Do you feel in charge of your joke?
I fucking hate you all and your shit teams
>>63831690
my team > your team
my opinion > your opinion
me > you
>>63831690
He's right, lads. We deserved that. Let's all leave /sp/ forever and go outside and talk to girls.
>>63831933
Haven't had a gf in 3 years m8, i'm happy in my bedroom
>>63831967
When you get to 10 years you'll regret it
>>63832039
At least I can always say i'm not a wizard ;__;
>>63832113
me too, me too. though it barely feels like it.
Bump for best football
#Prayfor/sp/epl
any update on the brendan rodgers to a random non-specified qatari club situation?
>>63831933
ew girls are gross
>>63832203
He's going back to Swansea
>>63833259
Wouldn't surprise me tbf. Could imagine him going back with Monk becoming his number two.
![1490803-31813210-2560-1440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RsAubOH.jpg "1490803-31813210-2560-1440[1].jpg")
who /seasonover/ here
>le play elmohamady at right back even though he is complete shit man
>people expecting spurs to win
don't like it tbH. means we'll definitely lose
which of this years meme teams (Tottenham and Leicester) will get exposed first ?
>>63833350
why would monk be up for that?
>>63833518
Probably wouldn't be, though it'd be a chance to learn from a more experienced manager, even if that manager was Rodgers.
Personally, I think Moyes would be a good fit at Swansea.
>>63833556
>Moyes
swansea like sexy football lad, not moyes football tbH
>>63833597
Well at the moment they're playing shit football so its not like it wouldn't be an improvement.
>>63833623
im glad gomis got exposed real quick
>>63833650
He got exposed as soon as he became the starting striker after Bony left. Last season away at Villa any other striker would have scored 3 or 4 and he managed to only just get 1 late on in the game.
Amazes me how they only brought in Eder during the summer, who by the looks of things is shit as well.
So I'm gonna get back into footy. Where does everyone watch this shit? All I can find are shitty highlights on ITV
>>63833710
we don't lad we just use teletext
>>63833444
Yeah, im feeling really pessimistic about it, could be a season defining result for both teams if not a draw
>>63833793
worst thing is chelsea are on a bad run, can't seem to catch a break, the press are on their case, etc etc. it's the perfect spurs setup tbH, we love turning a team's fortunes around
>>63833737
>shittalking le good evening good evening good evening man
>>63833710
Get most of my streams from lemonparty.org
>>63833973
>no poch
loving the fear people have of Spurs desu desu senpai
>>63833987
Literally irrelevant
is brenny going to be in a job by the end of the season, lads?
>>63833866
>bad run
won their last 2 games tbqh
>>63834326
yes they really overcame the odds to beat those two powerhouses
>>63834326
you know what i meant you pedantic bellend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A9DPLEj0aD
>>63834590
>he gets his pepes from a reddit rar file
>>63833507
Leicester have a tough run of games coming up so we'll see if they get exposed soon.
Spurs aren't really a meme considering they played well against the Arsenal, City and United.
>be villa fan
>be doomed
>keep watching football because of misjudged sense of hope every week
life's pretty shit atm lads
>>63834619
>he recognises a reddit rar file
Do I watch City/Soton or CP/Newcastle tomorow pals?
Apparently United's head scout was at Basel-Fiorentina to watch Valero and Embolo. Embolo was also being watched by scouts from Southampton, Barcelona and Wolfsburg, who tried to get him last summer.
>>63835559
Bournemouth Everton for good football
>>63835733
Everton are pretty fun to watch when playing shitters, assuming the starting XI doesn't change much from last weekend I might give it a bash.
>>63830768
That Sturridge's pain is not real and he needs to play now
What's with all the cultural appropriation by non-UK users?
We're a culture not a costume lad.
>>63835325
Us Sunderland fans know the feeling
Newcastle Eagles basketball team are 12 wins from 12 games this season. Thinking I might support them instead.
>>63828867
Fucking Lelropa league
>>63833975
>Not getting the most complete stream delivered right where you want it with www.tubgirl.ca
>>63833975
>>63836740
Are either of those sites even still running? That's almost amazing.
>>63836740
>>63836773
I never got sent the tubgirl one
what is it?
Lads, I've just discovered that Jurgen Klopp was in a band in the 1980s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpWcmpZlDcc
>>63836773
I had to look for that one. www.tubgirl.com is gone, but tubgirl.ca seems to have replaced it.
>>63836805
It's a picture of a girl, in a tub, delivering a high-quality stream right where she wants it, like I said. Look it up.
>>63833973
updated
>>63831690
>Your shit teams
>He thinks Portsmouth is shit
lel
>>63833444
chelsea's season is over if they cant build on the norwich win tbhfam
here's the graphic fixtures
>>63840312
2graphic4metbh
>>63828526
>15:00 Bournemouth vs Everton
1-2
>15:00 Aston Villa vs Watford
0-1
>15:00 Crystal Palace vs Newcastle
2-2
>15:00 Man City vs Southampton
3-2
>15:00 Sunderland vs Stoke
1-1
>17:30 Leicester vs Man Utd
3-1
>12:00 Spurs vs Chelsea
1-0
>14:05 West Ham vs West Brom
0-0
>16:15 Liverpool vs Swansea
1-1
>16:15 Norwich vs Arsenal
1-2
>>63843772
>17:30 Leicester vs Man Utd
>3-1
tasty
>lal baaang
waiting for the fugging plumbers to arrive t.bh lads
why are they all so lazy and late?
>>63844276
>he can't fix the sink himself
CHAT
POO
>>63844276
>>63844297
>not just letting things rot since you're on rent and planning to move out anyway
The chat shit meme is a bad meme. Sorry.
>>63844492
it really is
only normies use it
Christ no early kickoff
'Super' Sunday
This weekend will be wank
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
>>63844564
Isn't the early kickoff usually on BT?
I wonder do they know how awful their entire operation is.
Bournemouth 0-2 Everton
Aston Villa 1-0 Watford
Crystal Palace 2-1 Newcastle
Manchester City 3-1 Southampton
Sunderland 1-0 Stoke
Leicester 1-2 Manchester United
Tottenham 1-1 Chelsea
West Ham 2-0 West Brom
Liverpool 1-0 Swansea
Norwich 0-3 Arsenal
Vardy will score a pen won't he
arsenal going with the 14 minute flight, fair enough, wenger needs the squad to be in top form and freshness in order to stand a chance at beating norwich
>>63844903
If he cant score against this Utd team Ill be surprised.
>>63844948
The most unlikeable bunch of c*nts.
>>63828939
>Lose 1-0 after a fantastic run if form
>they have struggled to attack
How about you shut the fuck up
>>63837699
>Klopp
>Liverpool are literally 9th
>>63844983
It's fun to be critical of Utd but even with the best English defender missing they just conceded 1 goal (pen) in the last ~600 min. So apply yourself.
>>63845000
>still on the memehampton train
it came to stop near a year ago mate
>>63845078
Well that's easy to defend when you're told to park the bus until Fellaini comes on.
Applied.
>>63844983
Well the have the best cb in the league in Chris Smalling
>>63845139
He's also their best midfielder.
>SATURDAY
15:00 Bournemouth 1 vs 3 Everton
15:00 Aston Villa 1 vs 1 Watford
15:00 Crystal Palace 2 vs 1 Newcastle
15:00 Man City 4 vs 0 Southampton
15:00 Sunderland 2 vs 2 Stoke
17:30 Leicester 0 vs 0 Man Utd
>SUNDAY
12:00 Spurs 3 vs 1 Chelsea
14:05 West Ham 2 vs 0 West Brom
16:15 Liverpool 2 vs 1 Swansea
16:15 Norwich 0 vs 2 Arsenal
Who /Kloppo/ here lads?
>Charlton vs Ipswich on TV
Days without an early game are so shit lads, what do I do with myself till 3?
>>63845304
talk to grills
>>63845304
Watch some championship, go for a full english
>hey son, take a photo of me next to this wall and I'll pull my modelling face
>>63845313
pretty comfy plan desu. ty bb
I am a Manchester United fan, ask me anything.
>the reason arsenal are so shit
>>63845409
french people?
>>63845483
no Di Maria or Falcao.
>>63845519
he got those & they were shite
>>63845483
Clyne - shit
Ramos - not needed, Smalling is better
Hummels - see above
Firmino - shit
Bale - shit
Cavani - shit
Kane - should have got him
Pedro - ultra shit
Benteke - shit
Coleman - shit
Otamendi - shit
Damn....
>>63845536
>Clyne - shit
stopped reading there
>>63845545
m8 Liverpool only buy players that play well against them the previous season.
Clyne, Milner, Bentekke.
You now remember Gareth Bale
was at the pub drinking spearmint tea last night, it was enlightening and invigorating, certainly raised a few eyebrows and now i can enjoy the footie today fresh and ready
>turn on TV
>0-1
lel
>>63845566
>drinking spearmint tea last night, it was enlightening and invigorating
Hear hear! Always good to see a fellow classy scholar of football.
Does anyone have a webm of Mignolel's mistake against Bordeaux?
pls family
>>63845589
Am watching that. Not many at the game.
>people think van gaal is a good manager
>>63845536
D E L U S I O N
>>63845636
He might be a good manager, but not at football.
>Fellaini warming up
>BOOOOOOO
>>63845621
why would you turn up? The football is fucking dire
God I love banter, who else here fucking loves bants?
I'm such a lad, holy shit. Gonna watch the darts later too with a cheeky maceydees since my netflex and chill partner backed out. Almost chundered when I read that text !!
>>63845691
Absolute legend mate. Up for a cheeky Nandos?
Villa 1 - 1 Watford
Bournemouth 1 - 3 Everton
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Newcastle
City 2 - 1 Southampton
Sunderland 0 - 1 Stoke
Leicester 0 - 1 United
Tottenham 3 - 1 Chelsea
West Ham 0 - 0 West Brom
Liverpool 2 - 1 Swansea
Norwich 0 - 2 Arsenal
Trust me I have an elite football mind
>>63845697
You know it mate haha, need fuel for the session I'm going to have with the lads later haha.
Who's ready for /mouyes/ tomorrow?
>>63845691
absolute ledge son
>>63845668
Welp, another goal.
>>63845711
>everton win a couple of games
>fans start talking about reaching top 4
>lose to shit team
happens like clockwork, several times per season
fug
this is shaping up to be one of the best PL seasons of all time
there are currently 3 championship teams without a permanent manager.
why do championship clubs sack managers if they don't even have a replacement in mind?
>people itt predicting 3+ goals for leicester - man utd
United have literally gone 11 hours without conceding a goal from open play AND they take the most number of passes to score a goal of any team in the Premiership
It's going to be a 0-0 or 1-0 to Utd
Van Gaal meme > Leicester meme
Unless I'm wrong, in which case I look forward to the (You)'s
>>63845892
>Going from a black to a kike
>Charlton
>>63845892
If you don't get a new manager right away you get the new manager boost with both the temp manager and the new one
>>63845899
United are shite, last time they actually played a decent team they got raped
>>63845980
Who, City?
Imagine how hard United would get BTFO if this Van Laal team played 2005-2010 PL.
Seriously it's a joke that teams like this will finish top 3 now.
>>63845991
Arse
>vardy beating van nistelrooy's record against united
It's like pottery.
-------------------------Butland--------------------------
Johnson---Shawcross---Wollscheid----Pieters
--------------Whelan-------------Adam---------------
---------------------------Bojan----------------------------
Shaqiri-------------------------------------------Arnautovic
---------------------------Diouf-------------------------------
Haugaard
Muniesa
Wilson
Cameron
Walters
Afellay
Van Ginkel
Would be my chosen squad for today tbhwyf
>>63846090
What part of Stoke are you from?
>>63846090
>Charlie Adam
>Late 2015
>>63846090
remember when people thought stoke was this years meme team?
>>63846118
They have been quietly doing pretty well recently
>>63846118
They couldn't meme hard enough, Afellay and Shaqiri are dogshit
>This Charlton crowd chimping out
kek
>>63846177
Australian shitposting intensifies
>>63846019
He said quality team
>>63846145
>/sp/ armchair fan thinks this is a chimpout
lel
>>63845754
Everton didn't just win, they fucking wrecked. 10 goals in 2 games, albeit against shitties, is excellent. Sure Everton have done this routine every season, but Lukaku is in beastly form which might be the difference between now and previous bouts of inconsistency.
Top 4 speak is retarded though too many other teams progressing faster. Would consider the season a resounding success if >we finish 6th desu.
>>63846295
They're screaming abuse at their own players, aka chimping out
>>63846090
Think Wollscheid's injured
>>63846114
hes alright, always a goal threat but pretty wank defensively. Van Winkel could take his spot I suppose but he hasn't really hit his stride yet.
>>63846126
both started slowly but have been getting better and better. tbf both of them should have scored at least 1 last week but neither had their shooting boots on
>>63845195
/kloppo/ here la
Silva back on the bench for City lads
>>63846090
>Diouf over Walters
>>63846090
I was right except Walters is starting up front instead of Diouf
not sure about that decision desu
>>63846496
He was GOAT for Ireland
>>63846490
Walters is playing senpai
>11 year old brother laughing at me for being a 21 year old virgin
>he has a 12 year old gf
>tfw he says he owns nudes of her
>mfw i will call the cops and get him jailed for owning CP
Im the one who laughs last brother
>>63846534
>german
>laughing
you cant fool me Hans
>>63846556
>Benzema to miss the euros according to l'equipe
wonder if he'll ever play for france again
