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Korea card tomorrow
15 days until the greatest event of all time, not just in mma but in any sport
>>63826245
drop it in a paste bin or something senpai
>>63826305
I was going to use your idea but I just rechecked the guy's page and he uploaded it to Dailymotion anwyays
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ecxlg_knockout_fun
check it out mang
What time do the fight pass prelims start at in bongland tomorrow?
>>63826319
top kek
First for /werDOOM/ the heavyweight GOAT.
who /averagetest/ here?
>>63826357
here, gonna start TRT and HGH treatment soon.
Free if i can demonstrate low T, which is easy as fuck to "fake"
Wish me luck lads
>>63826357
Sry f-am. /hightest/ only here.
>>63826389
You'll be the next Vitor Belfort soon
>>63826389
make sure to keep /heem/ up to date with your progress and transformation
post ronda rousey analysis
max kellerman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFe515rC8zI
freddie roach:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDVnw6wEb0
>>63826389
it's cheating.
How can you live with yourself knowing you didn't work as hard as everybody else to be strong?
At the end the goal is not the final result but the journey, the discipline you had, the moments where you were about to break but you still pushed... This is what make you strong, if you go on the easy way sure you'll be more powerful than before but you'll break when times become hard.
Heracles didn't become Heracles because he took trt, he become Heracles because he endured shit you wouldn't even believe.
![Jon-Jones-and-Ariel-Helwani_zpse6bln4mu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4n0fd7C.jpg "Jon-Jones-and-Ariel-Helwani_zpse6bln4mu[1].jpg")
Trizust me Ariezel, I's is be a good boy now. I dindu nuffin, ya dig cracka?
>>63826451
>French
>Relevant in any sport/steroid usage
Go ride a bike and get bombed
>>63826473
tbqh i believe him, am i kek aussiebro?
>>63826488
I don't know man believe what you want, I for one don't like Jones one bit and don't believe him at all.
He still deserves an instant title shot and to be regarded as the best fighter in the world though.
>>63826479
In what sport Argentina is more relevant than France?
>>63826450
roy jones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONeCj04gI4o
fatk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I4NBJUI9C8
>>63826500
My dear friend I honestly just watched the interview in an attempt to fall asleep. Unfortunately I am left in a cold sweat of fear. Mr. Jones clearly lacks empathy (and an understanding of the word oddly enough, no disrespect) and every answer he gave indicates he's fully intending on continuing his lifestyle.
Most interesting to me was his demeanor when asked about his fiancé and kids. He was almost laughing as he said he's going to try to be a great father and husband.
I'll be damned if he isn't the best fighter on earth.
TL;DR jbj is a literal psychopath and I'm on the edge of my seat!
>>63826515
>Divegrass
>UFC already has more Argies that frenchies in the rooster
>boxing
>Rugby BTFO in your own country 12-17 in the first match and then again for the bronze medal 10–34
Do i need to go on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG9NObmBy3w
Will Honda ever again?
>>63826562
Yes she again
>>63826562
Much as her being a modern day Gina Carano would be fitting, I think she'll be back.
>>63826573
No she not
>>63826500
>>63826534
I think Jon Jones obviously doesn't want to stop having fun, partying, etc but it's not like he can say that exactly.
He's got to kiss ass and act like he's repentant.
Jbj did nothing wrong (ok, he was drunk driving but people do that shit all the time). He should just get himself a driver or some shit like that, and he should be fine
>>63826648
>Jbj did nothing wrong
I remember when people used to put effort into bait
>>63826702
Look at this guy that has the world figured out. He alone knows the objective truth of what is right and wrong. Let's all take a minute and just be thankful that he graces us with his all knowing presence.
>>63826718
His reasoning was literally that people drive drunk all the time so what he did was fine
>>63826728
Are you the new moral authority of /heem/?
>>63826735
I think I should stop responding to this bait if you're really going to try and defend driving drunk
>>63826473
>I wasn't drunk when I crashed, my friends would never let me do that
>I didn't go to the police because I was scared
>The police weren't even looking for me I went to the station as soon as they had a warrant out
>>63826744
Why are you relinquishing your post so quickly? ypu just got the job
>>63826752
You still have yet to make a counterpoint to any of my claims. It would be very entertaining for me to watch you try and justify what Jones did
>>63826772
what is your source of moral authority to deem something right or wrong?
>>63826728
Nah it's bad and he shouldn't do it but it's not the end of the world
any fights streaming?
>>63826781
Common sense
>>63826810
That doesn't give you the ability to deem something right or wrong in such a complex issue.
>>63826824
>driving drunk, injuring property and people, then fleeing the scene
>complex
I think this is only a complex situation for you
>>63826824
Kek check out this kek
what the fuck is heem you fucking nerds
>>63826858
That is quite the oversimplification of the situation and doesn't explain why you think it is good or bad.
how long after a fight pass event airs live can i go back and rewatch it?
how do you guys feel knowing a guy from potatoland with a pop. of less than 5mil, is the literal greatest of all time and we will never see a man best him?
>MFW u fags try prove me wrong
Was the mmafighting comments section always this Reddit or had I simply not noticed?
>>63826858
You're replying to b8 m8
>>63826885
1 month
>>63826885
>Tfw work and going to miss the card tomorrow
Just heem my shit up
>>63826898
iktf ;_;
>>63826898
MFW NEET and fuq you wagecuk
Reminder we have live chat with c
>>63826888
i see conor winning by decision in ufc 194
conor is basically an lightweight that cuts alot, i won't surprised if he loses to donald
>>63826888
Watching McGregor get inevitably wrestlefucked will likely be in my top 5 most fond MMA memories
>>63826451
It's always about the end result mVIII.
And Hercules was a demi-god, so its kinda like being on the juice tbqphwyf.
>>63826451
>That dick
Not worth it tbqh senpai
>>63826961
>he thinks Aldo can wrestlefuck McGOAT
Kek
>>63826473
Had to kek externally irl. Thanks, imouto.
>>63826718
He didn't claim that at all, but you're an idiot so I'm pointing it out.
>>63826974
Where in my post did I mention Aldo? A no-camp Mendes was able to take McGregor down and keep him there for a decent amount of time when they fought. Mendes showed McGregor really doesn't have much of an answer off of his back aside from his short elbows (which were only marginally effective). McGregor is severely lacking tools on the ground, and anyone with a solid game plan and good wrestling could conceivably wrestlefucked him to a decision
>>63826890
mmafighting was always the odd one out of the sbnation mma blog communities
>>63827016
>watching someone get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds is a fond will be a fond memory for him
gay
>>63827083
When it's someone who's talked so much shit and has such obvious holes in his game? Only time I'd enjoy a 25 minute snoozefest
>>63827016
first 3 week camp, then 2, now no camp mendes? LOL keep crying. Every round starts standing.
"that guy who got knocked the fuck out by a guy with a jacked knee within 2 rounds
sure was winning that fight, till he got knocked the fuck out"
>>63827095
but that's just the hustle my man
The fact he's making so much money in professional fighting with obvious holes in his game is a testament to that
>>63827109
here are some facts
2 week camp, 5 days into it mendes broke his foot.
>>63827109
His knee wasn't jacked. He's a liar.
>>63827109
Still doesn't account for his obvious lack of ground skills. Have you been watching the most recent season of the ultimate fighter? Conor yells to his guys all the time about openings, and which punches he wants them to be looking for. When they get taken down he just yells for them to get up. No technical advice, he just wants them to get back up. If they can't, he just shuts down and stops giving advice
>Mendes
>Good
After Franky destroys him he'll be heading to 135
>>63827180
>B-but he trains w-with G-Gunnar
post highlights lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWO1MJ0mmfY
>>63827180
You now remember that Conor's ground game literally consists of boxing the ears, talking trash and literally asking the ref to stand up.
>yfw Conor subs Aldo
>>63827227
>>63827196
fuck the nsac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNKCXE5qQ9w
will this fight night be shit or not shit?
>>63827159
>>63827180
>>63827206
His knee was jacked you pansy.
Taken down by the literal best wrestler in the division, arguably the roster "He has zero ground game!1!" There's not many mendes
level wrestlers out there for him to face and reminder he still ko'd him stiff.
It's hilarious how you all hate wrestle fucking yet you are begging for it to happen to McGOAT because "muh wrastling" is all you can hope for.
< your gf
>>63827262
he was taken down by dennis siver
>>63827262
>implying i have a gf
>>63827262
No, his knee wasn't.
>>63827241
>you will never relive prime diaz hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AmsO2sdJaQ
>>63827301
stop linking with wolftickets desu senpai
>>63827301
I wish Nick could come back. He's starting to become less autistic than he once was.
I'm going to bet $10000 on McGregor
[spoiler] How fucked am I?[/spoiler]
>>63827301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Jayi56zdk
>GOAT
>bendo said he would bulk up for his 170 run after beating thatch
>only increased his leg mass
wew
>>63827267
>>63827294
"Maybe if i keep telling myself this lie, it'll become true!" 0 takedowns both rounds of the fight.
>>63827333
is that in dollarydoos? What's that in people money?
Go for it, he's 100% winning the fight because he's the literal GOAT
>>63827333
what odds?
>>63827267
iirc his back didnt even hit the mat
>>63827356
Because he went down on legkicks
Legkicks from a manlet !
lol
>>63827333
I favour England's Brave Conor McGregor but I think the odds should be even, there is more value on Aldo.
>>63827373
0 knockdowns, Jamal.
>>63827378
Nice balance
>>63827392
Gregor gonna get rekt by Aldo
>>63827409
this
he defended ronda who supports bernie
mcgregg confirmed kek
>>63827356
No it's true, he was taken down. McGregor was on his back twice and on his arse once. Some Britbro made webms of it before the Mendes fight.
>>63827392
>gets kicked in the dick full blast
>Doesn't even flinch
Aldo is a dead man
>>63827437
can we get all webms posted up in here?! Nugget seriously looked pathetic when Mendes took him to the ground.
>>63827453
I have no idea where they've gotten to. I'll search.
>implying he follows american politics
Just because Scandinavians have no culture and try desperately adopt
to emulate the worst of American society, such as cuqing, sjw and feminazi politics doesn't mean other countries do
most people in ireland havent a clue about the us politics, just how we have no clue of indian
>>63827474
>implying he follows american politics
so he shud keep his mout shut as he would put it
While we're shitposting, he's training
While we're sleeping, he's training
While we're memeing, he's heeming
>>63827538
cringe-tier exercise
>>63827522
he was asked a question and he answered. Wouldn't be surprised if he didnt even know trump was running,
he seemed confused when asked about trump
>>63827563
post your body no homo
>>63827563
r u fat?
>>63827565
fair enough
I don't think conor will win though, Had aldo fought last time conor would have won but now I think aldo will win
he will come in on a perfect roid cycle and conor will not cause roiding and doing media isn't optimal
aldo will win
Fresh new super long article on just how brilliant Aldo is
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
It's got a nice collection of short interview pieces with people who fought him, and what it was like to experience Aldo first hand.
Really good read so far, I'm about halfway in.
>>63827594
porker confirmed
>>63827619
thanks
>>63827619
ah sweet they do a few of these beast pieces a year I love them.
>>63827625
>not showing body to real fight fans
porker confirme
fekking lel britain
>>63827583
well, roids dont protect your chin, and no way in hell
jose kos conor. Honestly potatonationalism aside, I can't see anyway for aldo to win this.
Unless Conor really does have poor bjj and aldo's is imense and he catches a sub. But even that is a huge stretch
>>63827647
Aldo doesn't need immense BJJ skills to sub Conor. He just happens to already be immense on the ground.
Conor is shit on the ground and Aldo is a black belt. gg no re
>>63827647
>I can't see anyway for aldo to win this
at least b8 properly
>>63827658
your opinion is wrong. He will not win. Conor will go undefeated for the rest of his career. The one guy
i thought could beat him is khabib, but hes a fucking loser who cant stop getting injured to save his mudslime life
>>63827672
actually dead serious senpai. Trust me i know he cant just trust me bro
>>63827675
That's not an opinion, it's fact.
Aldo is a black belt and Conor is shit on the ground. All he did was lay there and ask Herb to stand him up. Only other way he could escape is when Mendes went for those cringe sub attempts.
pays more to bet on aldo, will make a neat bet after weigh-in
>>63827641
lol fat fuck
why is conor the bookies favorite?
>>63827766
>WORLD CLASS STRIKER
>CARRYING A NATION ON HIS BACK
>COULD LITERALLY STOP THE POTATO FAMINE ON HIS OWN
>>63827766
dey don't talk like he talks
but seriously though can you imagine the payouts if Conor won as an underdog?
>>63827766
irish gamblers have probably waged big amounts on him leading them to lower the odds on him
>>63827766
uhh, because he's the literal GOAT? Have you not been paying attention?
>>63827747
kek i agree britbro he is fat
>>63827766
>>63827766
Because he heem'd Chad
>>63827787
Nick Diaz > Conor Mcgregor
oh god the Americans are back
>>63827771
Why don't you Kenyans enter the UFC? you got some mean athletes over there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A6fI5Uejuo
>Mendes: Up until him, I’d pretty much just completely out-horsepowered everybody I’d [fought]. Now all of a sudden here was a guy who we were pretty damn even. I remember feeling it. Getting in on his legs and just feeling that explosiveness and that strength and speed, [feeling] someone who was pretty similar to myself. I think that, more than anything, surprised me.
I used to be such a fan of Mendes but he is so delusional it's hard to not hate him
>>63827813
But i am Saul Rodgers lad
>>63827810
>athletes
I want this meme to stop, it's rogan-tier and very triggering
>>63827813
I missed his fight with Ryan Hall, how did it go?
>>63827813
>working shit hours
>>63827267
>jones snow is on roids guys!!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/-fku20sDMv/
see^
lmao he still looks skinny af
>>63827827
I work 13 hours/week.
>>63827830
>that didn't count as a takedown on record
wut
>>63827830
>>63827810
The only thing that we're good at is running.
>>63827837
tbf on that one he never went down
>>63827843
Funny the french are too ^-^
What's it like knowing I could heem everyone in this thread AND your families?
Why are you skinny little faggots even alive? Just kill yourselves now.
>Pic related it's me
You will never look like a Greek God.
>>63827810
So much aggression. These guys would heem DMJ.
>>63827853
australian exchange student by any chance?
>>63827813
oh look its that guy again, you made the exact same post yesterday. nobody cares just stop posting.
>>63827878
I care
>>63827821
haha nice
>>63827843
good for endurance
>>63827853
how does one achieve single big ab instead of six pack mode
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63827878
I care
>>63827878
I care
>>63827878
I care
>>63827878
i care
>>63827878
i care
>>63827880
>>63827889
>>63827899
>>63827904
>>63827916
ite ite i apologize for making that post, sorry saul guy you can report that as many times as you want people here love it
>>63827926
Haha!
>>63827926
my ass
>>63827813
>>63827833
was gonna say, i was convinced you people were lonely NEETs afraid of girls with social anxiety that never leave the house,
so develop the most degenerate fetishes because of
lack of human contact,
then i saw 13hrs/week and my theory still stands.
>>63827853
youre manlet status bro
>>63827942
13 hours every week for £5k/month. Not doing bad tbqhwymffapofw
what does money feel like
>>63827949
wageslip or it never happened
>>63827953
paper or metal
>>63827942
You just described me
feelsbad
>argentina
>supports hues
>low test roid cheat
>>63827937
gay
>>63827942
>was gonna say, i was convinced you people were lonely NEETs afraid of girls with social anxiety that never leave the house,
>so develop the most degenerate fetishes because of
>lack of human contact,
>then i saw 13hrs/week and my theory still stands.
sounds exactly like u
>>63827961
you can still make it bro, literally as easy as getting a job, any phuckin job, there will be other people in ur life. stop watching porn and get a grill. i used to watch a shit on of porn and was always
depressed as fuark. got a qt3.14 gril to watch tv shows with and cuddle. Feelsgood
>>63827997
I have a job, just my level of bants is too far so I can never hold down a proper friendship/relationship
Might actually be autistic
>>63827990
hit too close to home for you too buddy? Keep the chin up
>>63827953
Feels like Saul's big black cock pounding my girlfriends tight white pussy for only £500
>>63828008
>hit too close to home for you too buddy
nah. did 4 u tho lol
mmm yeah let's try that Jon
>>63827953
like Chad Mendes
>tfw I could left leg head kick every here
>>63828037
good joke bro lolerz
>>63828061
fight me irl. 6'2'' 222lbs
>>63828073
>222 lbs
99% certain 50% of that is just fat
>>63828061
From orthodox or memepaw stance?
>>63828061
>tfw I could slam and kill you stone dead from mount every here
I feel like jerking off. What porn should I watch?
>fetish for hung shemales
>>63828149
Stop asking this you moron.
>>63828089
I'm left handed so I prefer fighting from memepaw, but I can do both.
>>63828079
never measured fat% but i reckon its pretty high, not been working out properly for about 6 months since i
snapped my shit up. More bear status than pig status. But id still heem your shit up
>>63828149
Striking from either stance... neo-footwork... sugoi
>>63828149
amateur pov
Kinda tempted to keep posting all the head kickeroo heemaleems I have on file now
>>63828196
pls fuck off to /fit/
>posting a picture of yourself on /sp/
fucking sad cunt with a massive head
>>63828196
IT'S "THE TORSO"!
>>63828233
being this jealous of my my granite chin.
He called me out and i responded, unlike norway faggot earlier in the thread.
You couldnt heem a 12yr old girl
>>63828233
Insecure britbong detected
>>63828261
>feeling the need to respond to being called out on 4chan
you must really hate yourself bro
>>63828272
if I was insecure m8 I would be gimmick and identityposting like mr potato over there
>>63828233
He was challanged and backed it up, stop being insecure
>>63828288
im a good sport, i proved a statement i made. Go be fat and ugly somewhere else, noodle arms.
>>63828196
I could literally throw into a wall, literally killing you.
>>63828294
>>63828272
>insecure avatarfag posts picture of himself
>tell him to fuck off
>get called insecure
I don't think either of you have a clue about anything desu
>responding to any kind of 4chan challenge ever unless it's for a laugh
fucking millennial weirdos I tells ya
>>63828311
no, you're a faggot who feels his life is defined and vindicated by posting on 4chan lmao
>>63828313
>Time stamp
>>63828314
m8 you're embarassing the nation
Stop
>>63828313
you the samefag who was just posting how sad it was to post a body selfie 2 seconds ago?
Not hatin' bro, mirin' pretty hard actually.
Need to work on the hypocrisy game tho
>>63828329
That's not me family
>>63828314
this is literally about the 4th time ever posted on here. My life is pretty good actually,
but tell us more about your psychology degree. Where'd you get it from?
![nick-diaz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ViEDTzR.png "nick-diaz[1].png")
>tfw you realise Nick Diaz doesn't blaze it to seem cool but does it because he is a dark motherfucker with a lot of demons
I hope he doesn't do anything stupid if he loses his appeal
>>63828368
>getting knockedout with a memekick
>john dodson
>5'2
>walks around at 70kg
wat
>>63828313
>steroid user bragging
>probably manlet status too
>yfw Thiago Silva got heem'd by some can in some d tier organisation the other day
>>63828430
he took a dive you dummy
>conair tries a memekick
>taken down
>talks smack in hosay's face
>hosay kneebar til failure
>ireland devastated
>hues will get even bigger egos
and I will make approx 50 euros, feels good
>>63828503
Those first 30 seconds or so of the fight are gonna real interesting, considering all the claims Conor has made. I'm already a bit giddy just thinking about how crazy that weekend is gonna be.
>>63828519
the hype is actually fun this time, will be great
I'm done updating this. Add yourself.
>>63828503
>aldo is suddenly an elite wrestler
>>63828562
Why isn't this flagged as spam? Literally fuck off.
>>63828575
He really is
Conor is going to DECIMATE Smalldo Baldo.
>>63828581
>Lawler on god tier
>Edgar on god tier
>hunt is a meme
>>63828599
>Lawler hasn't been finished in a decade
>Edgar never finished
>>63828593
Aldo is going to OBLITERATE Contato McTuber
>>63828602
>not Collin McGoober
Newfriend please
>>63828565
Masvidal
Waters
Mina
Sicilia
>>63828601
Lawler got knocked out by a Diaz punch and he gets rocked all the time, having a good chin means you don't get rocked much at all, same thing goes for Edgar, he is great at recovering and he is really though but it's not because of his chin. Also there should be very few people under Roy, heavyweight and featherweight is a whole different thing.
>>63828621
>having a good chin means you don't get rocked much at all
not it doesn't. It means you can take it and not go out and then recover
>>63828621
tough*
>>63828599
Edgar is god tier though
>>63828632
see
>>63828621
He got slapped around by a lightweight but he is really tough and has a lot of heart
>>63827787
Thanks for being back ireland
I missed you desu
>>63828610
I wanted to double down on the potato concept
>>63828650
potatos are fucking delicious, you guys are making me hungry. Time to go grab a raw potato for a snack.
>>63828639
You're literally a fucking moron. Don't be mad just because Edgar, a midget, has 10x better a chin than you. I seriously hope you die in a car crash today. I'm so utterly sick of the nonsense you spout on here. You're the same fucking moron who thinks DC and Jones lost to Gus.
Is anyone going to watch KlinchCo meme on Furry
>>63828673
potatoes are pretty based
also boomerang is correct about contato
Northcutt looks like the fist if he went supersayn
>>63828691
>le natural 19 year old man
>>63828675
>triggered the post
gus actually won over jon bon jovnz
>>63828691
It'll be so awkward if he gets lynched by an out of shape guy
Joanna is really trying to hard to be cute
https://www.instagram.com/p/-kqiNJoCNF/
>>63828691
he looks like cody if cody was on steroids
>>63828691
>22 strikes per minute
>70% accuracy
>abosrbs only 1 punch a minute
>15 take downs
>100% accuracy
What the fuck is this kid
