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> For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble
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> For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble scoring - it's his girlfriend.
> Confidenti@l is told the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo has dumped him after a two-month relationship - because he won't have sex with her.
> The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can't deal with the famously abstinent star's nookie-less lifestyle.

lel
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>>63825731

I've literally fucked more girls than Tebow
And I'm a NEET pleb. Pretty cool, desu

He must jack off all the time
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> not having sex

Wow.

What the fuck?
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>literally Coulda been banging 10/10s till he got sick of good pussy
>instead saves himself for some slutty bimbo who will probly fuck around behind his back while he waits for his wedding night
Christfags Everyone
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i thought no sex before marriage was a catholic thing?
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>>63825748
I would 100% break up with a woman if we hadn't had sex after two months of dating.
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Good for him, I'm surprised he's even dating a woman who has been used
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>>63826462
its more of christian thing, its also a catholic too but less so, the catholic thing is the use of birth control.
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>>63825754
you think jesus jacks off?
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>>63825731
>could have been banging 10s and their mothers all over the country
>instead holds steadfast in his beliefs and convictions

He's a better man than most. I would have went all Sheen if I was in this guys shoes.
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>>63826778
Actually, no sex before marriage is an absolute Catholic thing
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>>63826778
no im right you are wrong
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>>63826797
He is a better man than most of us, he will return to us one day to cast down the evil ones and deliver Superbowls to those who have none

we do not deserve him
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>>63826571
Why are you such a degenerate slut?
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good for him
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>>63825731

god bless
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I'll give the man credit for practicing what he preaches. I think its absolutely retarded but you gotta be on another level to abstain like that when women are probably throwing themselves at you
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I wonder why it's so difficult for him to abstain from having sex with beautiful women
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TIM TEBOW IS A GENTLEMAN AND A SAINT
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this degenerate slut thought she could poke a hole in the condom and score some easy hush money. she didn't realize that tebow is bathing in the light of the LORD
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>>63827005
you have to be stupid to think girls are throwing themselves at an unemployed virgin
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>>63827005

as a christian he probably realizes that women are temptresses
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>>63827054

>Unemployed

Just because he isn't playing football doesn't mean hes unemployed. He's been working TV jobs all over since he hasn't been playing. I think hes working on the SEC network right now
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so Tebows christianity extremist bullshit believes are so damn strong he resists a literal 10/10 model every day.

Holy fuck. That is ISIS level.. ah wait they have whores and slaves and bang all the time.
Topkek.
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>>63826802
It's Christian
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>>63827045
Thx but no thx

He will never be a Saint
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>>63827054
he works 4 SEC network tho.
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sign him up jerry PLEASE

can you imagine what his power level would be playing in God's state: Texas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqIrm4H9-7I
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>>63827170
I remember listening to this on repeat when the Broncos beat the Steelers in that playoff game,
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he's a better man than i am
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>>63826802
it's both, man
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How the fuck doesn't he go crazy?
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H E
I S
A
H O M O S E X U A L
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>>63825731
What's a man without convictions and discipline.
He's a better man than I.
But booze and women are so good :/
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>pick a girlfriend whose only quality is being attractive
>don't have sex
how can you be this stupid
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>>63828357
maybe she had chill personality? idk man tebow probably isn't one to be all about the looks. if that's the case he literally would be slaying puss left and right
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>>63825731

What part of devout Christian doesn't the dumb slut understand?
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What a weirdo.

Oh well, serves them both for her tying to date him for status and him for looks.
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Tebow makes me feel better about my celibacy, even though his is voluntary while mine is not.

Thanks Tim, God bless.
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Religious question:

Can he confess his sins and beg forgiveness while at confessional? Thats the route I would take.
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>>63828466
that's the route i took
but for him it's probably the other way around with the priest confessing to him
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>>63828466
>confessional
>being catholic
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Who's had sex with more women - Tebow or Rodgers
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>>63828500
so its one strike and your out in his religion?

I am legitimately curious, I thought all religions had a back door into heaven in you did something wrong.
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holy fuck Tebow actually follows that abstinence shit? I thought it was just a marketing ploy for sure.
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>>63828528
>doubting our lord and savior tim "jesus christ" tebow
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Maybe I could this bullshit as an excuse
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>>63825731

dude is gay
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Micropenis confirmed.

>being in a club that only allows you to fuck one person your entire life

>the city of christfags

What a shit lifestyle.
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>>63828608
Yeah he's "gay"... for GOD
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lotsa bitterness in this thread
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Gotta respect his conviction tbqh
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>>63828612
>he'd rather unload his ballsack than elevate himself spiritually and be alongside God when he dies

get a load of this pleb
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>>63828456
this

the ultimate virgin, the one that we all look up to
(the only one worth looking up to but still)
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I mean, this one's kind of on her. Did she not know about his lifestyle going into the relationship?
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"Only Catholics are allowed in heaven"
-Jesus Christ
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>>63828791
thank you based god
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>>63825731
The guy is a virgin and said he's not having sex until he gets married. Bitch should have known this. Not like he has kept it a secret.
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>>63826797
>>63826960

Not having sex because of lies you believe doesn't make you a better man, quite the opposite actually
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>yfw tebow only fucks ladyboys
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>the bitch and her cunt friends gossip about this to news sites in exchange for a few dollars
where do I find a loyal woman /sp/?
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I'll just leave this here.
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Tebow is pure and good.

I'm sure he lives a great life. No drama bullshit, no addictions and vices, no parasites, just the love of God and adoration of the general public.
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Do you think he faps to lewd anime pics?
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>>63825731
what a fucking cunt

god forbid she go 2 months without sex

fucking whore
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>>63829502

Mr. Fatman.

Millions of negroes follow you because you crawl around on a green field

You got money and whores

You do not fuck a fromer Muh USA Missus

>This thread
>Amurka
...
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>>63828803
why doesn't he get married ? he's 28. Most religious people are married by then
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>>63826778
Catholics are supposed to abstain but very few actually do. Just like how they're supposed to not use birth control

Catholics are generally a lot lazier with their beliefs. That's why they like Francis, since he doesn't really prioritize that shit. He's more concerned about helping poor people, which most Christians agree with
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>>63825731
no sex with women
not gay
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>>63829578
Hard to find a non-gold digging whore when you're a baller.
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>>63829608
he could stop dating models for starters or get married to someone rich
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>>63829578
He's probably gay tbqh

This whole thing reeks of a bearding arrangement that ended. We've known that he's saving himself for marriage since his days at Florida. The bitch can't claim to be surprised by it now

It's not like he has such a big career that he's too busy to find a nice, non-celebrity Christian girl. All he does is SEC Network shit, right? That's like 5 months a year, tops
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>>63829664
a bearding arrangement wouldn't get frustrated and break things off because no sex. she would know coming into the contract
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>>63825731
Why are women such whores
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>>63825731
>not wanting to be a filthy degenerate
>respecting the sacred vows of marriage
>putting your faith in the lord Jesus Christ, ahead of nailing some two bit whore

how is one man so based?
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Why doesn't he just date Lolo Jones?
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>>63830148
but jesus let himself get nailed
do as i say not as i do is the worst
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>>63830037
A bearding arrangement doesn't actually involve sex, dumbass. The "No sex" excuse is just something concocted by really bad PR people who clearly didn't think this through very much
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>>63830186
10/10
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>>63829514
>le critiquing religion neckbeard meme
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>>63830193
nigga that's exactly what was meant.
a bearding arrangment would be known by both parties there would be no sex between the parties because the dude is supposedly gay
jesus
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>>63830237
Exactly. Her saying "I'm ending it because he won't fuck me" is a line written by her PR people. Considering that everyone has known for like a decade that he's saving himself for marriage, it's obvious that her PR people really suck at their jobs
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>>63830284
orrrrrrr
just maybe
not bearding arrangement at all? because this leaked from her grill friends who gossiped about lack of sex
but i do understand the skepticism though and it's well deserved
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>>63826802
Dumb tripfag is dumb
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>>63830312
At the very least, it couldn't have been a very serious relationship

Even if it's not bearding, it was still probably phony and cooked up by their agents

It really can't be hard for Tebow to find a decent Christian woman in the South
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>>63825731
I think it's painfully obvious now that he's gay right?
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>>63830378
>having moral convictions makes you gay

this is what degenerates actually believe
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DAILY REMINDER THAT CATHOLICISM, CHANTING REPETETIVE WORDS, PRAYING WITH A ROSARY, WORSHIPPING MANNEQUINS OF MARY, CONFESSING SINS TO A MAN, AND PRAISING THE POPE IS
>IDOLATRY
>D
>O
>L
>A
>T
>R
>Y
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>>63828959
Literally no where Pham
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>/sp/ will never be as GOAT as during that playoff game against the Steelers
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>>63828318

This. Nowhere in the bible does it say a man cant have sex before marriage. Sex is marriage
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>>63828506

Rodgers of course. He REALLY likes women
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>>63830340
They believe in no sex before marriage you imbecile, they also believe in no birth control and part of it is due to the fact you should only have sex with your spouse
Slap yourself
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>>63830462
it does say however that you shall not make any images (saints, the pope, mary) and worship them. enjoy burning to a crisp catholics
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>>63830537
the difference is they don't worship them. they praise them as they are saints and hold them in reverence, not worship. only jesus. trust me, former catholic here.
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>Tebow won't put out for girls
"Wow what a gentlemanly Christian"
>Double A Ron Rodgers has "too much sex"
"HE'S GAY I SWEAR!!!"
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He's a better man than me.
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>>63830560
>really really
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>>63830537

Im not a catholic
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This Italian slut doesn't deserve Tebow
Why would you want Ryan lochte and a Jonas brothers sloppy seconds?
TEBOW TIME is only reserved for a women who's convictions are just as strong as his
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>>63830448
> his career will be dead for 3 seasons
> his play will rise from the dead and lead all of us into the promised land
Don't lose faith
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>>63828959
Utah
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>>63830595
TBF he's an idiot for dating her at all
>Wanting to know what Lochte and Jonas bros dick tastes like
Not even once
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>>63830503
You're trying to make it out as an exclusively Catholic thing which simply isn't the case
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>>63830739
I'm not actually, it's generally a Christian thing. The guy said no sex before marriage wasn't a thing with them really, only birth control
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>>63830537
It also says you should murder people who work on the Sabbath. Better load up and go for the high score, bud.
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>>63826780
Nah he can cum without using his hands
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>>63828613
Who said god was a guy?
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>not saving yourself for marriage

I'm sorry he acts by a moral code and doesn't fap to dickgirl pictures on a kiribatian velvet silhouette board
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>>63826802

I live in a country full of catholics, we dont care. I think catholic priests cant have sex tho.
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Isnt tebow a homeschool kid? They are weird like that
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>>63832185
They can give and take head in mexico.
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>>63832243

ur mama gave me head last nite ese
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He's almost reached wizardhood.
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>>63825731
dumb whore.
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I guess I can use this as an excuse next time someone asks me about my sexual experiences
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>>63832574
Ya just say you're saving it for marriage. It's hard but you think it'll be worth it.
Just don't stutter and maybe they'll believe you.
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I would be willing to bet my entire bank that if he had sex he would unlock his hidden Tebow powers, get signed immediately, and win an owl his first year back.
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Is it ok if Tebow gets blowjobs?
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>>63825731
Anyone remember that girl with the giant tits that was with him in college? You're telling me he didn't shoot loads in and all over that? GTFO.
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>>63829584
Honestly that's probably every modern day Christian, except for maybe Mormons.
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Tebow steps in for rodgers, wins superbowl.
No sex wins games, olivia munn has destroyed A-aron.
Tebow under no circumstance will have sex with his 11/10 murica ex-gf, trains hard instead.
How is this man not leading the league??
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>>63832986
>Mormons
Mormon here. Can confirm.
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>>63825731
This really pisses me off. Fuck you Tim Tebow.
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If he doesn't care about sex, why does he only date vapid models whose only value is their physical appearance?
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>>63833026
post magical underwear pls
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>>63830558
>former catholic here
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>>63825731
Alpha as fuck

I miss Tebow Time ;_;
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>>63833121
Who exactly should he be dating?
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>>63830179
I thought he did at one point?
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>>63833160

Women with strong Christian values and amazing personalities/morals/integrity.

Instead

>DUDE RUNWAY MODELS LMAO

We all know he's gay though, I'm not just saying that in the way people say 'XD BRADY IS GAY!!!!" like, Tebow is a legit gay person. Look at the way he talks, his smile, his "im a christian, thats why i dont have sex with women!!!" shtick. It's so obvious yet really not talked about a lot for some reason.
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>>63832963
nope
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Tebow is a pure man. We should all aspire to be like him.
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>>63828513
Protestants are too lazy to confess. They think they can keep being sinners so long as they have faith in Jesus and that's somehow good enough to get into heaven. Fucking heretics.
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Tebow's wedding night

>Hey, bae I'm ready. It's Tebow time.
>Tebow: Praise the lawd
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>>63833249
I don't think Protestants even have confessions. I've never heard a Protestant talk about it.
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Wait what? No way this is true, Skip told me all he does is WIN. This sounds like nigga's catching Ls everywhere to me.
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>>63833307
If it's a serious sin, they're encouraged to go to their spiritual mentor about confessing. If a Pastor or some one of high rep in the church commits a serious sin, they have to confess it in front of the entire congregation
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>>63833026
Do I have to be Mormon in order to date/marry one?

They're friendly, the women are beautiful and pure, and SLC seems like a nice place to raise a family
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>>63830560
rodgers has >too much sex with men
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>>63827050
Severely underrated post

Also preserving the virginity is an evangelical thing

>>63832963
That pic was literally a meme
it was some random girl at a party posing with Teboq
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>>63833406
You don't have to be, but it helps a lot if the Mormon in particular is devout at all.
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>>63830560

>Who is Kevin Lanflisi?
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>>63833600
This guy is a moron. There is no way you will marry an actual devout Mormon (which seems to be what you want) without being Mormon yourself. You can't even go inside their temple to view a marriage if you're not Mormon. You'd have to persuade the girl to forego all her teachings, which ruins for you the point of marrying her.
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>tfw I've banged more sloots than Tim Tebow
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>>63826780

Kinda difficult when your hands are nailed down.
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>>63829588
NOBODY IS CURIOUS WTF THIS IS?
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>>63835134
Looks like a cyst.
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>>63835192
i agree just chop it off
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>>63833249
Booty bothered Catholic heretic detected

Protestants believe that you only need to confess to Christ (which is biblically accurate). However, they also believe that the Holy Spirit literally changes your actions (also biblically accurate). The whole "say a prayer and you go to heaven" thing is a heresy.

Unfortunately most "protestants" aren't protestant or even Christian at all. They're dumb people who are afraid of hell.
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>Tim Tebow is a member of anonymous
>is a virgin

Yup checks out
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>tfw you will never take Tebow's virginity with your boipussy
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>>63837136
like pottery
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>>63837136
Fake
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>>63827071

He never stopped working for SEC network. Just wrote into his contract that he could try the NFL game and they wouldn't hold him back.
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Why /sp/ hates Tebow? Are fedora tippers so evil that they want the guy to fail in everything in life after he isn't living his dream? Is he not playing in the NFL not enough for you?
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>>63837903

I think you mean poetry, not pottery...
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>>63825731
Based Tebow
fuck women
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>>63837136
Looks more like he dressed up as V
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>>63840816
Never hated him as a person, he was just not a good NFL QB and got hyped up so damn much because he won some games a lot of which came down to luck (bears game being the biggest example) and having a good Day and kicker
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>>63827093
>German
>Thinks he can compare anyone to ISIS

Don't you have a bull to prep, Heinrich?
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>>63828959
>loyal
>women
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tebow seems like a great guy
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normie fags get the fuck out
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>>63842341

>luck

Why does a fedora wearer believes in luck?
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>>63825731
dirty slut
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>>63826571
>if we hadn't had sex after two months of dating
Two MONTHS?
Start dating adults, m8.
Or is that really something American adults do, wait months and months?
Please explain.
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>>63825731
Good.

Teboq needs to remain pure or Jesus won't let him win football games.
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>>63825731
He is clearly a homosexual. That is why he can't get a job in the NFL, which is full of Jesus freaks.
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what's the point in having a hot girlfriend if you're not going to sex her
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>tfw fucked more girls than an nfl player
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>>63847299
to hold hands and share companionship until marriage then sex and babies?
>>63847330
it's a bit of a stretch to call him an nfl player now. it's been 3 years
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>>63847276
You shut your whore mouth.
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>come to bed, Tim
>"n-no"

God what a fucking faggot
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He's banging his cohost on the side

https://twitter.com/timtebow/status/660255924427358209
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>>63847532
>he stood next to her so he's banging her

Leave your house
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>>63847532
Went down the rabbit hole and found out McElroy is on the SEC Network too? I do remember him calling a game and thought he had nerves but definitely had a knack for it.
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According to Florida fags, Tim's celibacy is a lie, dude banged all sorts of pussy while he was in college but he pretends he's still a virgin.
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>>63830186
>nailed

oh i so had to.
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>>63825731
>mfw that bitch immediately went out after breaking up with god himself and fucked multiple dudes
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>>63847953
Blame Tebow for starving her of cock.

Anyone capable of leaving their house and getting fucked by whoever they want cant be blamed for doing so.
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>>63832216

Thats his goal. He wants those wizard powers to turn water into wine.
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>Tebow will never return to gift the Broncos a superbowl win
SAVE US TIM
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>>63828362
>Miss USA
>Chill personality

I really doubt it. Those women are fucking retarded.
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>>63850442
How many of them do you know personally?

How many have you hung out with?
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>>63850442
even retards can be chill
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>>63847724
I graduated from CALS @ UF a year before Tebow

I've never heard anything of the sort. It's not an act with that kid.
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>>63837136
>it's real
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>>63847532
Yup they definitely banged.
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>>63827005
It's entirely possible that he's asexual or gay.
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>>63837136

>Tebow will never announce his shitposting in NFL threads
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>>63852559
>gay
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>>63825754
>He must jack off all the time

that's a sin, you sinner
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>>63833307
>I don't think Protestants even have confessions. I've never heard a Protestant talk about it.

protestants have the whole retarded once saved always saved bullshit. they think all they have to do is say they're saved, then they can be caught shitting into the mouth of a dead prostitute and they'll still waltz into heaven, cause muh once saved
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>>63852949

he's even got that shiteaters mustache... the one he has to wax up before else the entire huddle will smell it on gameday.
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I went to high school with a dude with the same demeanor. Could have literally fucked any girl he wanted. But he was firm Christian but always had fun with us.

But at 29, he finally married a 10/10 and has a baby on the way.

No point really besides he will find someone better for him and not some tramp. Feel free to think he won't be able to find someone new, kek
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>>63825731
I'm more mad at the title than anything. It's a quip that completely misrepresents the matter at hand. Some "journalist" faggot is sitting around going "hurr hurr I made a clever joke" and is proud of this piece of clickbait garbage.
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>>63855105
It obviously was not written by a Steeler fan.

Also
>a whole 2 months without sex
What a turboslut. I've gone 21 years (I'm 28 now)
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>>63853700
It's all retarded, anon
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>>63855997
Not really. The Bible can be an effective tool to guide lost souls to a virtuous life.
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>>63856055
Not to sound like an edgelord, but so can every other religion. Hell I'm sure Harry Potter movies convinced some idiots to be virtuous
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>>63856182
I never said otherwise.

I'm a big fan of the Dao De Jing

Religion is centuries old and studied wisdom of mankind.
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maybe shes bad at it
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don't worry timmy, if you pray hard enough all those impure thoughts about other men will go away.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
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>>63826802

It's a general christian thing you retard

source: raised southern baptist with dots of methodist
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>>63855655
who fucked you when you were 7?
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>>63825731
These two should get together.
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>>63855655

>being fucked by your uncle as a child
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>ctrl f teboq
>2 matches

get the fuck out of here neo-/sp/
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>>63853608
i went to University of Florida, and people representing Tebow would walk into parties and ask chicks "Who wants to blow Tebow?" They would leave to go suck his cock. Tebow gets more head than a toilet seat but just doesnt fuck
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>>63857509
>Sodomy
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>>63857509
kek
i went to University of Florida, and people representing Tebow would walk into hospitals and ask patients "Who wants to be healed by Tebow?" They would be wheeled to His presence. Tebow heals more sick than modern medicine but just doesnt give a fuck
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>>63857603
I went to University of Florida and people representing Tebow would walk into cemeteries and ask tombstones "Who wants to blow Tebow?" The skellingtons would crawl out of the earth and go off to suck his cock. Tebow grips more skulls than Hamlet but just doesn't fuck
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>>63858612
noice
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>>63847532
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>63858612

That might be one of the coolest images I've ever pictured in my head. Fucking metal, man.
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>>63864996
>coolest
underage /b/ pls go
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>>63865042

It was rad, daddio. It was neato, buddy. It was the bee's knees, guy. Take a chill pill, and mellow down, brother.
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>>63828513
No. In protestant belief you pray to God/Christ for forgiveness and then try to alter your sinful behavior instead of going through the intermediary of a Priest
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>>63865223
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>>63830179
she's not interested
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>>63827425

>christianity and catholicism are two seperate things

Fucking heretics, for all Saints' sake! What's it with Americans and having the most retarded views of christianity ad the dumbest kinds of sects as major churches?
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Why are people making fun of him?

1- He lost nothing of value. Someone that isn't able to resist 2 months without sex has self control issues. Not only that, but she considers sexual pleasure more important than him.

2- Tebow has his values. If you throw away your values for pleasure, you are asking to be miserable. Pleasure is fleeting. Being a person of value, isn't. Pornstars, with all the sex they have, tend to be miserable.
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>>63868097
only people making fun of him are edgy kids who either hate him for being christian or permavirgins who think pussy above all else
most of us realize it's respectable that a man sticks to his principles
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>know going into the relationship he's saving it for marriage
>dump him because he's saving it for marriage
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>>63868097
Again, why doesn't he have a family already if he's so conservative and religious? It's just weird.
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>>63825731

What an honorable man. Very few men have such a strong character and resolve.
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>>63868097
Sex is a vital part of a relationship, stop being a retard
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>>63869570

Maybe if you're a man whore.
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I honestly thought he was married already.

It's sad that even someone like Tim Tebow can't find an attractive, smart, christian girl worth marrying and starting a family with. I mean he will eventually due to who he is, but if he can't how can us mere mortals ever manage?
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>>63869489
No idea. Waiting for the right time?

>>63869570
If you are an hedonist, yes. But as it turns out, there are things more important than pleasure. Sticking to your values, for example.
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>>63869977
He is showing us the way. That we don't have to change our values for sluts and whores. Once we have seen His Way, the covenant will be fulfilled and only then will he start living for himself.
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>>63870166
>tfw Tim Tebow will never lead the Browns to a glorious decade of family values and super bowls
>tfw Johnny Manziel will never lead the Browns to a glorious decade of drinking, womanizing, and super bowls

why
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>>63870218
I don't know, bro. I only dream of Tebow taking the wheel and drive us to another NFL win that would revive old /sp/ just like that Steelers game.
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>>63832325
At that point he will rise to take his place at the Right hand of God.
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>>63870486
>mfw Jesus was 30 or 32 when he was crucified
The 2nd Son is close to coming home
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>>63869570
Of course it is. He's saving it for marriage. He knows he can do it. It's the slovenly women we have in the world now that cannot. It used to be a thing for women to do back in the olden days but it's been tossed aside for "Even if I take all these dicks I'm STILL not a whore and perfect marriage material! I have all this experience under my belt! A lucky man will get my used and busted pussy!"

Stand strong Tebow.
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>>63847506
How dare he reject a wanton professional groupie who jumps from celebrity to celebrity for her own personal gain with the hopes that fame can be sexually transmitted.
Tebow is a man of unassailable principle and is bathed in the light of the LORD.
Can you say the same?
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>>63830560
is aaron rodgers even christian

tebow basically became a meme because of his faith, aaron rodgers became a meme because he "really really" likes women
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>>63828959
>loyalty
>women
Nope. Add that to
>trustworthiness
>honor
>faithfulness
>women
NOPE.
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>>63825731
Gator fans you can't defend this. Beta fags for life
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>>63847506
She looks like typical slut #340573. She dumped him because it was a gigantic blow to her ego and esteem that this man, THIS MAN, could turn her down.
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ill give him credit, hes a better person than I am top kek
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>>63830560
him having too much sex was something the fans said.
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>>63825731
based tebow doesnt have sex with filthy degenerates.
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>all these heathens itt

This is why the NFL doesn't deserve Teboq.
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Teboq is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that.) You'll only hear of him having kids when the pressure from his family becomes so great that he has to get a legit beard like Aaron Rodgers.

It's not a big secret. A lot of people at Florida knew when his "girlfriends" blabbed in college.
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Think he's pretty stupid but at least he sticks to his convictions. Shows really good character.
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Beyond his Christianity, his reputation would be destroyed if he had sex before marriage. This attention whore would post shit on twitter minutes after they had sex: "I took Tebow's virginity"

There's a lot more on the line for him than his religion.
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Obviously has a small cock
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>>63847617
Tbqh McElroy is pretty damn good at anchoring and color commentating. Will probably get a gig on ESPN or ESPN2 within the next few years if that ship doesn't sink.
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>>63829578
He hasn't tried Christian Mingle Yet.
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>>63825731
Good for him.
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