DUMPSTER FIRE GENERAL
YOU MAY ONLY POST IF YOUR TEAM IS AT OR BELOW .300
ITT:
>injuries
>interceptions
>excuses
>terrible decisions
>painful press conferences
>PATSFAGS NEED NOT APPLY
>CAROLINA BANDWAGONERS GTFO
>BUNGLES AND BRONCOS FUCK YOU
>RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where did it all go wrong /sp/?
Chorgers for 1st pick!
>tfw lions escaped this club
>could still go 9-7 and sneak into playoffs
Thank you based Jim Bob.
Also ITT: draft talk because no one else gives a shit this early
Who will get the first pick?
Is this one of the worst draft classes in recent memory?
Any QB's worth building a franchise around?
The only one of these teams I feel bad for is the Chargers, primarily because of Rivers. He doesn't deserve this.
Titans are the biggest literally who team in the NFL, the Browns will always be a dumpster fire, the 49ers deserve it for letting Harbaugh walk and for signing that faggot meme QB of theirs in the first place, and Dallas can always suck my dick.
FUCK I FORGOT THE RAVENS IN THE OP
IRRELEVANT GENERAL
>>63823519
Get a load of this guy HAHAHAHAHA
Detroilet is closer to being among the elite in the .300 club than any other team atm
>>63823483
>where did it all go wrong
We never invested in a decent back-up QB. I mean I've given full trust to Romo for the longest time but we still need a decent back up we can trust.
I don't know what the fuck happened to 49ers...they went from being in the Conference Finals...to Patrick Willis retiring...to just...what the fuck. Faganick didn't help anything either.
Browns are the fucking Browns. Nuff said.
Titans defense are decent, but I honestly think Mariota needs 2-3 years to develop. The problem is that they get these kids like Winston, Mariota, and just throw them into the starting role just because they played ALRIGHT in college not realizing the NFL is completely different from college level.
I haven't given a single shit about the Chorgers since LT left. I'm guessing Rivers had a meltdown and that's why they're shit apparently...otherwise they've always been a decent-to-good team.
>>63823528
There could be some good value QBs in the midrounds, but is very light in the top
>>63823483
We have Mariota. And Walker. And a terrific pass rush... but nothing else, coaching included
>chargers might get the first pick
>2nd worst team in the league
What did we do to deserve this
>>63824027
Rivers is still actually in pretty good form. Easily the best player on the team, still
>>63824591
Bad karma because of relocation
>>63823507
1st pick to go to LA.
>>63824592
Well LT was always my favorite running back and player back then. I honestly haven't kept up with the chargers after he left to NY so I honestly couldn't give you an opinion on what's what with the Chargers, especially since I'm a Cowboys fan. Rivers has always been pretty decent. For me he's like a MEH TIER quarterback...don't love him, don't hate him...not saying he's garbage but he honestly falls under the radar a lot. I never really heard of him falling in hot water over anything which I guess is good, because it means he's doing his job and not bringing a shitload of drama or attention to himself. I think Floyd is out with a injury right? How's their defense looking? I knew back when LT played you guys had some decent LBs and a pretty good secondary.
>>63824591
Seriously Rivers is too GOAT to be on such a unlucky team. If this team goes to LA I'm abandoning ship. FUCK LA its Raiders city anyway. Spanos is a moron.
I'll root for the next closest team to me (Arizona)
>>63824774
>but he honestly falls under the radar a lot
For real. I may be a bit of a Homer, but I definitely feel he's underrated by a lot of people. He's definitely not the best, because when he's bad, he's bad (considering how ugly his throwing motion can be, it's not pretty) but this year for the chargers to win he's having to play perfect.
A lot of injuries, Keenan Allen out for the year, and yeah, Malcolm Floyd is injured. Defense is a real mix of awful and alright.
Offensive line is still pretty bad. Injuries have wrecked the team a bit, but you can put lack of effort on that.
If you were to put Tom Brady on that team, they'd still be 2-8. There are some bright spots, but they're overshadowed by poor effort and bad coaching
>>63823666
But they're not one of them :^)
>>63824774
The LT winning Era is definitely long gone, sadly. Him and rivers definitely deserve(d) more
CLE
Browns fan here...not fan really; casual rubbernecking observer. Former Brown Josh Cribbs once said that the Browns have a rep in the NFL for beating themselves, and all you have to do is let them do it....don't worry, they'll find a way to lose. And clearly it's not limited to games; picks, management, ownership, you name it...what a fucking disaster...and yet, I somehow still have faith that in 2190 the Browns will RECLAIM THE THRONE! Goodnight...
>>63823599
>Forsett and Flacco down on the same game
>on the same season as Suggs and Steve Smith
I know we gloat at other teams injuries here, but damn, I don't wish any other fanbase to go through this shit.
Based Flacco tho, finished the game.
>>63824843
Damn such a shame especially for such a loyal player. Never heard of him complaining or wanting out. And seriously is underrated, he's definitely not great or the greatest but he's a solid QB though.
Shame about the fall from grace, Chargers were great during the 00s.
>>63824863
It's a shame they didn't get a ring. They definitely deserved one, ESPECIALLY LT. At least he'll go down as one of the GOAT runningbacks so he'll have that, the 00s were basically the decade of LT.
>>63823483
>mfw these teams think we won't get the first pick
I'm thinking we draft a whole new defense senpai our offense is still memeish because of injuries but our defense is str8 garbage
>>63824027
The Chargers are shit because literally every player on the team died.
>Offensive line is a dumpster fire even without injuries
>Melvin Gordon can't run behind that line so the offense has to rely on screens to Woodhead
>Keenan Allen was putting up Kellen Winslow-like numbers until he burst his spleen of all things
>Gates and Greene are both beat to Hell
etc.
>>63825167
Wait, I thought you guys were supposed to be good this year? Wasn't this your year? Isn't that what you said? And the year before that? And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that.
>the forever asspained "city" of Dullass
>>63825575
but....what about the year before that?
>>63824945
Steelers have still had it worse this year. They just persevere.
If the Loins come all the way back to 9-7 and make it to the playoffs, will it be the best season comeback ever?
>>63824945
>when the ravens finished 3-13 people are going to be saying that flacco deserves his contract
>pls ignore that Flacco was 3-7 though, with all 3 wins coming off final second field goals against terrible teams and backup QBs
Suggs started it, and he was just the first domino to fall
That Browns helmet looks really happy to have friends
Though his old pal Raiders logo has moved on to bigger and better things
>>63826003
How? Did you lose your best defensive player in the first game? 3/5s of your o-line? Are you starting Kameer fucking Aiken at WR? Is 43% of your cap space not even playing for the team anymore?
Oh, hey guys
>>63823507
The ravens are so irrelevant op cant be botheted to trash talk them. Lel.
>>63823483
I'M NOT IN THE CLUB ANYMORE!? :'''(
>>63826527
He'll be back. Give it time.
>>63823483
Disillusioned Dallas fan here. Where did it all go wrong? It was all looking so good.
>>63826614
CATZ STRONK
>>63826038
Yes in the history of the sport.
When the year started, I thought the Browns would be 4-12 due to a tough schedule, but would be close in every game.
I honestly don't understand what's going on in Berea. It's like they don't do anything in practice. They don't do any film study, any game prep, anything. They come out on Sunday totally unprepared and make the same basic mistakes over and over again.
And what makes me weep even more is that we could have hired Bruce Arians or Todd Bowles for the coaching job, but we passed them over. I don't think anything will change until that hillbilly Haslem is gone.
Dallasbro here. wasn't even upset yesterday. I was just sad to see Romo kill again
I'm glad it's over
>>63823528
Figures the Browns will get the first pick ina draft that won't help them.
although with McCown back in for the remainder, they might actually win a few more.
As long as Haslam and Farmer are there, nothing will ever improve.
>>63826564
We're targeting you for membership next week filthadelphia (aka Brasil). Just come to terms with the fact that your season is over.
So is Romo kill forever? Any history of players coming back from an injury, only to get to same exact injury just a few weeks later?
>Jim Harbaugh was a good boy who dindu nuffin
>the niners were stupid for picking Sackorpick
I am so fucking sick of people saying this shit. Harbaugh was the one who wanted to draft Colin and drop Smith. He wasn't even that good of a coach, the team was fucking stacked and we still couldn't win a superb owl. Just because he did a better job than Singletary and Nolan, people think that he's the God damn second coming of Bill Walsh.
>>63826003
shittsburgh squealers eat a dick
>>63826614
>>63828013
Jagsball is cute!
CUTE!
>>63825332
>not talking about the worst defense not coached by rob ryan
>>63823507
>where did it all go wrong
>injuries
>interceptions
>terrible decisions
>>63825167
why are there so many idiots who don't understand football claiming the Cowboys have a bad defense? They were bad early in the season when they were missing Hardy/McClain/Gregory/Scandrick. They're still missing scandrick but have been pretty elite. They don't force turnovers, but aside from that they're good. Panthers put up 33 points... but 14 were from pick-6's so not the defense. The only other TD should've been a field goal but a stupid penalty on the FG gave Panthers a fresh set of downs. So the defense basically held the Panthers to FGs, and one of those was also off an interception. Before that, they've allowed 14ppg over 5 games since the bye
The defense needs to force turnovers but aside fro that they are far from garbage, and that's still missing the #1 CB
The Chargers would be 0-16 if it wasn't for Phillip Rivers.
>>63825984
that was 1995 and they won
>>63826045
well to be fair all 7 losses were by 7 points or less
>tfw team is mediocre and was supposed to be a super bowl contender
>but at least they aren't in this club
Get fucked Tennessee "people"
>>63828772
>mfw Indianapolis Crybabies fans think they can talk shit anybody
Go whine to the league about deflated footballs you nerd
>>63823483
I blame Jerry and the refs
>>63828772
Fuck off Clotsfag.
>>63823483
We're getting the first pick, and we're gonna waste it on Cardale before any of you guys can
>>63828829
Uh, yeah we can talk shit to anyone who hasn't won a super bowl in the last ten years.
Which would include titansfags
>>63829031
well if we're digging up history then can I
>5 rings
to talk shit to the Colts?
DID I HEAR DUMPSTER FIRE?
YOU'D BEST SAVE US A SPOT, BITCHES
>>63829089
Did it happen in your conscious lifetime?
If so then yes
>>63826614
hope you guys win the division, one expansioncatbro to another
Not quite .300, but well on their way and definitely a dumpster fire
>>63823483
What it do, /sp/artans?
>>63824805
IKTF
HEY GUYS I HOPE YOU ALL LUCK.
eagles are allowed in here right?
pretty sure theyre the worst team in the league right now... literally just got btfo by the lions in front of a national audience
Anyone else wish the Chargers had traded for Mariota and not kept Rivers? Don't get me wrong, I love the man, and wish him the best, and its not like Titans are doing better, but Phil really came into his own with Wiz, and who is to say they both could have been better for each other? He just deserves so much more than what Telesco and McCoy are giving him to work with. It's a shame they were able to get him to sign that contract extension, because while I feel he is playing to earn it, it's just going to make all of his efforts a complete waste considering what he has around him.
>cte
Dumpster fire this whole sport. What fucking planet are you mofos on!
>>63828772
they're still superbowl contenders you fair weather furry faggot
>>63829479
Eh, I guess. you guys built your entire franchise around a meme coach who runs a meme college offense. You aren't going anywhere any time soon.
>>63829636
Join military / complain when shot at
Play NFL / complain about cte
I. Have. No. Sympathy. Whatsoever.
>>63828520
It's a broken bone, he'll be fine.
>>63824805
I'm jumping ship as well if the nove to LA. I was born in SD and thats the reason why I root for them. If the move I'm becoming a Panthers fan since ive lived in Charleston since I was three.
crashing this party because we're definitely losing out
>>63828594
this.
>yfw he lost to Brandon Weeden and Justin Blackmon despite having Andrew Luck as his QB
>be 49er fan since 1990s because born in bay area
>grow up through worst era of any team in that period
>2011-2013 comes
>get called a bandwagoner and that I was probably a raiders fan before
>49er become shit again
>get laughed at because my team sucks and why anyone would want to be a fan of such a dumpster fire organization
>>63830453
same here, m8.
>tfw born in San Francisco 7 months before the 49ers won the Superb Ow
>>63830453
>get laughed at because my team sucks and why anyone would want to be a fan of such a dumpster fire organization
Is this by the same people who did
>get called a bandwagoner and that I was probably a raiders fan before
Because if so, you remind them of this, and tell them you are a true fan, unlike their clearly bandwagon trash asses. Even if it wasn't them, you still say the same thing. The only people who talk shit about cheering for a bad team are people who've never done so themselves because by the time their team starts getting bad, they've already jumped onto a new bandwagon.
>>63830453
>winning with class
Jed york isnt going to stop until the franchise is completely destroyed. Santa clara stadium ffs
>>63829732
>realism = fairweather
'no'
>>63823507
I miss Schottenheimer
>>63823507
>>63824592
>>63824774
>>63824863
>>63825332
>>63828661
>>63828678
>>63829423
>>63829446
>>63829487
>>63830021
>>63830061
Have we completely lost the chargers? Are they going to LA? Do you want them to go to LA?
>>63828668
>he hasn't seen the Cowboys defensive line play
>>63823599
>>63824945
Don't apologize for it, were used to it already.
It's already August in my head
>>63826003
Nah m8, just with the injuries they lost:
starting safety (elam)
starting olb (suggs)
starting no 1 wr (smith sr)
1 draft wr (perriman)
starting center (zuttah)
starting rb (forsett)
starting QB (Flacco)
Also keep in mind that the starting TE (Gilmore) and starting T (Monroe) missed some games due to injury.
I think only the Chargers got it worse.
>>63826045
In most of those wins, Flacco let the team winning in the 4th quarter, defense just blew up. Fire Dean Pees became a regular saying among Baltimore fans.
>>63832340
I think there is a lot more in Kroenke's favor than Spanos's. Hell, just last week, Fabiani and Briggs got BTFO when their argument that the city's plan to fund construction with bond was illegal was legitimized by the CA appeals court. I don't want them to go to LA. If they do I swear to god I might become a Raiders fan since I think thats the closest thing to an FU I can do to the organization. What I want is for Spanos to sell the team either by choice, or because he dies in a slow (Minimally a couple of hours) extremely painful manner, and the kids decide it is better served under the ownership of someone else.
>>63832780
>I might become a Raiders fan since I think thats the closest thing to an FU I can do to the organization.
That's the one thing I could never do, even if they moved to San Diego themselves. If Chargers go to LA, I might still root for them considering that they're still the closest thing we have to a local team.
>>63833452
>If Chargers go to LA, I might still root for them considering that they're still the closest thing we have to a local team.
If they go to LA, they'll be the second team, which means there'll be a second option. At the end of the day though, if they go, they'd do so having acknowledged that they are willing to alienate 75% of their fans for 25%. What does that say about how much we matter to them? Apparently not much at all, so fuck them. If this were a romantic relationship, you don't sit there and long for the sig-other who ran off because they didn't care about you. You move on to the next person, and do what you can to ensure that the next time you meet them, you're in a much better place than they are. If they abandon LA, fuck the Chargers, and fuck Dean Spanos. There is a part of me that'd legitimately consider sending my jerseys to them with the receipt and tags that come with a jersey to make at least one person there aware of the consequences of their actions, and if they Raiders came to SD? I'd go all in, because at that point they would be the local team. If the Chargers are gonna turn their back on me, I'm absolutely going to do the same thing to them.
>>63833585
*If they abandon SD
Sighh we'll be good again some day :(
>>63830882
>was age 2 when Steve Young won in 94
>>63831966
>winning with class
Joke of the decade m8
>>63837142
I live in TN
We won't
I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that Dallas can draft Goff in the second round.
Shiieeet muhfugga least we got dat bama
>>63826614
Jagsball was so cute that all the mid-level teams decided he could play with them.
>>63826614
I miss these comics. Whatever happened to that artist?
Jerry paid Greg Hardy instead of the refs. Smh Jerry
>>63828485
Lmao. Phillyfag here. We realized this two weeks ago
Can we be part of your club?
>>63823483
>Where did it all go wrong /sp/?
About 1995 or so
Hey guys! Wanna go hang out in the rec room? They got some new beyblades we can play with! I love all my new friends!
>>63837353
No you don't you have LSU. And are losing your coach.
>>63837345
I totally agree, Goff has the perfect pocket presence and QB style to bench and learn under Romo until Romo is kill (~2 seasons).
>>63823483
kekekekekekekekek
The shit thing about niners is that even if we somehow get all the players in place and a legit coaching staff, theres still the big aspect that if babby jeddy york or his BFF balke doesnt get along with them, "locker room rumors" will start "leaking" and those people will "mutually part" again.
It's bad when the Jags aren't even counted here
>>63837328
at least the vols dont totally suck anymore
r-right guys
>>63837328
Mariota is good though
>>63824027
Rivers is doing really well considering the team around him.
>>63843171
I tell you what will happen, Brady goes undefeated and thinks about retirement. Instead of that he decides to go to his favorite childhood team - the 49ers. Superbowl 51 will be between Bradys 49ers and Bellichicks Patriots. It will be pure madness as some balls wont have any air in them and others will be filled so hard they almost burst on impact.
>>63843184
Lel
