I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>63808164
IGGLES
G
G
L
E
S
WAKE ME UP
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
SOMEBODY
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
WHEN I WAS
I CAN'T WAKE UP
STARING DOWN THE BOTTLE OF A FORTY FIVE
THE BEST
ALL I WANT TO DOOO
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_UDXJG9I4o
My heart bleeds for you Eagles fans.
Spend a day in my world.
SEEING RED AGAIN
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WANNA ROCK
HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND
BAWITABA DA BANGIDANG DIGGYDIGGY
THIS ISN'T MEANT TO LAST
MUSTANG SALLY
Did some cap that quad post saying the Eagles would win? I need a good laugh right now
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
CRAWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
HOW WILL I LAUGH TOMORROW
IT AIN'T ME
A HERO CAN SAVE US
Really felt bad for the rookie guarding megatron. Way to lose a lot of confidence. Chip is a hack of a coach
HELLO
ALL THE SMALL THINGS
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
SO IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
OOO EEE OOO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
HOODRAT HOODRAT HOOCHIE MOMMA
EVERYBODY HURTS
I WALK ALONE
I HAD TO FALL
Try 0-16 as Lions fan you fortunate bastards. The only team that feels more pain is the goddamn Browns.
Does Chip survive until tomorrow? I think not. This team absolutely quit on him.
Chip Kekky looked like a broken man in the post-game conference. He actually believed in his system, the madman.
PUTTIN ON THE RITZ
>>63809721
Of course he will. Why would anything good ever happen?
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE
DO YOUR CHAIN HANG LOW?
STOP DROP SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
I FEEL SO ALONE, GONNA END UP A BIG OLE' PILE OF THEM BONES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQizka0_6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_UDXJG9I4o
EDP ON SUICIDE WATCH
JUST
>>63809192
A YOUNG BOY
having fun op?
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HIS WAY ILL NEVER BE ALRIGHT
>>63808164
SO HERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY
I CAN FEEL IT, COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT. OHH OHH OHH.
GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
OOH OOH AHHAHHAHHAHH
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEER
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
>tfw you are an iggles fan like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMbty5vEBGU
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
tfw philly sports fan in the year 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Gz0Jfp-jI&index=41&list=LLzCvfK-kR4L92fuoQ-mUZhA
this team makes me think about ending it
SHAKEDOWN NINETEENSEVENTYNINE
COOL KIDS NEVER HAVE THE TIME
I AM IRON MAN
OLD BLACK WATER KEEP ON ROLLIN' MISSISSIPPI MOON WON'T YOU KEEP ON SHININ' ON ME
I'D LIKE TO HEAR SOME FUNKY DIXIE LAND PRETTY MOMMA COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND, BY THE HAND HAND TAKE ME BY THE HAND PRETTY MOMMA COME AND DANCE WITH YOUR DADDY ALL NIGHT LONG
I LOOVE YOU JEESSUUUUSS CHRIIIIST
IT'S JUST A PASSING PHASE
ONE OF MY BAD DAYS
>Chip Kelly actually thought his meme college offense would work in the NFL.
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS
NOOOOOOOOOOO
HEAR ME OUT NOW
YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO ME
LIKE IT OR NOT
RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOW
Good thread
These threads have made me realize how bad Linkin Park was
THEY WERE TIRED THEY WERE SLEEPY SO THEY PARKED BEHIND THE ROXY
ADAM LEFT TO USE THE PHONE SO HE SAT THERE ALL ALONE WHEN ADAMS VOICE CAME BEAMING THROUGH ON THE RADIO
HE STARTED LAUGHING LAUGHING
BRIMFUL OF ASHA ON THE FORTY FIVE
>tfw new EDP soon
THEES IS WHAT FAVELANIGGERS SOUND LIIIIIIIIIIIKE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ErMHHeNFB9
At least you can take consolation in the fact that every other team in your division is equally shit. The only team that looks half decent is the Giants and they still have to play the Panthers and the Vikings so your last game of the season vs them will probably let you into the playoffs if you win.
[benny hill theme intensifies]
I WATCHED YOU CHANGE
>>63809560
LOL
>>63812492
Yeah...but Eagles still play the Patriots next week.
Best thread ever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10DoRZRCbB4
>>63812407
Thanks senpai
SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS
>>63809237
>That title
Classic EDP
STANDING
>>63809251
Don't remind me of big red. I've nearly forgotten about the kool aid man
DO IT AGAIN
SOMEBODY
>>63811787
>mfw he thought it worked because of the scheme and not because of the talented players he had
He should have never cut Jackson or traded Shady.
DESOLATION, DEVASTATION
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
THE DRUGS BEGIN TO PEAK
HOTLlNE BLING
STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN
OPEN UP SHOP
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME THE SAME
OH THE MOVIE NEVER ENDS IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
>>63808164
How much do you miss Andy Reid?
SKIDDKY DONG DONG DONG DANG
LOVE SHACK BAAAABYYYY
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE. THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE. HE HANDSTAND WHEN HE NEEDS TO, AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT JUST 4 U
>>63810718
>I FEEL SO ALONE, GONNA END UP A BIG OLE' PILE OF THEM BONES
ayy AIC lmao
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
NEAR
FAR
WHERE EVER YOU ARE
>>63808164
FORFEIT THE GAME BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES YOU OUT OF THE FRAME
HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN'T DENY
GOOD EYE SNIPER
I SHOOT, YOU RUN
It's ok, eventually you won't feel anything at all.
IS SOMEONE GETTING
A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN
ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION
ZADOK THE PRIEST AND NATHAN THE PROPHET ANOINTED SOLOMON KING
>>63809621
Best one and it's not even close.
Literally the only sport Philly has ever been good at and even this one is more targeted for /asp/
>Thurmond contract up at the end of season
>Cox contract up at the end of season
>Austin contract up at end of season
>Curry contract up at end of season
>Carroll contract up at end of season
>Tobin contract up at end of season
>10 draft picks
Who do they look for to improve? Are we destined for a decade of depression inducing losing records? Is there any hope whatsoever for next season or the one after?
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
IN THE EEEEND OF NIIGHT
BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE PAIN
>>63809211
>bottle
JENNY SAID WHEN SHE WAS JUST FIVE YEARS OLD THERE WAS NOTHIN' HAPPENIN' AT ALL
I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE, IN THE DIARY OF JANE
GOT A SIX STRING ON MY BACK
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
oops wrong thread
AND NO ONE FORCES DOWN OUR EYES. NO ONE SPEAKS. AND NO ONE TRIES.
>>63812873
i keked heartily
ON JUGGALO ISLAND
>>63809262
Fuck off with your british faggotry music.
I LOVE TO SING-A ABOUT A MOON-A AND A JUNE-A AND A SPRING-A
JUST TRADE KELLY TO THE TITANS
>WIN-WIN
>>63822622
I think he's gonna go this route:
Chip's not leaving. He bought a house, which doesn't mean anything really, but I think he's gonna gut it out. He's rebuilding. So he threw a couple of pieces in this year via free agency to "fill in for the time being." He HAD to have cleared this with Lurie in advance. I mean, he has to have a game plan and Lurie has to be in on it.
He's going to jettison Bradford. Who the fuck intentionally puts Eric Rowe alone on Megatron. He's trying to lose. Get a top ten pick. He wanted Mariota but that was out of his reach. This draft, he's going to grab a quarterback that can actually run the offense.
>>63823933
Yeah that's a great plan, if only THERE WAS A FUCKING MOBILE top-10 QB worth taking. He got keked big time by not getting Mariota last year... If he stays he's getting a guy that can actually move in the midrounds (Vernon Adams? Dak Attack? Who knows...)
>>63824001
If he can get Prescott or Lynch he will. He had to super simplify his calculus-level playbook for Bradford because, as it turns out, he isn't good enough to run it. I can see him taking Vernon Adams in a later round, absolutely.
He already has the most picks in the 2016 draft of any GM. I predict he'll try to get more by trades. He really has to get a fucking kicker. The FSU kid should be a priority. He also needs guards. I mean he HAS to know this. WE know this and we're dumb ass fans.
>>63824106
That OL sucks some serious ass too... I believe in the guy but the greatest challenge right now is to not get fired until the end of the season.
Also what about Kaep? Chip's arrogant enough to give him a call once the 41ers release him, I can definitely see the guy at least as a backup QB in his scheme
>>63810821
>Pretending his heart won't do him in first.
STANDING
>>63824001
Maybe he'll trade his top 5 pick to the Titans for Mariota and they can get another QB in the draft
It's not like Mariota is winning them any games
>>63824217
On 94.1 someone reported (sorry, forget who) that he doesn't think much of Kaep. So who knows. But the one-on-one coverage of Eric Rowe (a Safety) on one of the league's elite WRs suggested, to me, he was trying to lose. No one does that. Hell, I'd put three guys on Megatron.
Ironically, the Cowboys can lose just as hard
>>63824615
Yeah well the Titans offense has replacement-level talent in starting roles. They will build around Mariota, so they are definitely not letting him go
>>63824620
>Getting outtanked by the Cowboys
>>63809464
Yea I thought the rookie didn't even do that badly, honestly. I was pissed when he was giving megatron a 10 yard cushion initially, but after started pressing him his coverage was decent. Calvin Johnson is 6'5", while Rowe is 6'1", though, so it's a tough ask. And the safety help wasn't really doing shit.
Chip kelly has got some serious issues to sort out.
TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPING SLIPPING SLIPPING
>>63809229
ALL THAT I SEE
>>63811442
>Lillies are ass
>Iggles haven't won shit in a month
>Sixers didn't even win their first game
>no interest in Flyers since Hockey is gay as fuck
JDIMSA
IT STARTS WITH
HOW MANY SPECIAL TEAMS WILL CHANGE
BECAUSE CHIP'S SYSTEM IS SO STRANGE
WHERE WERE YOU WHILE PHILLY'S DRAFT PICK WAS GETTING HIGH
CHA LA, HEAD CHA LA
IT'S A GOD AWFUL SMALL AFFAIR
TO THE GIRL WITH THE MOUSY HAIR
JUST
https://youtu.be/fuo0LwjOEtM
>chip and his family durring thanksgiving
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAVE BECOME, COMFORTABLY NUMB
ONE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE
A CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAY
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
DAAABOOMDAAAAHDAAAUMMMDAANEEEEI
DABOOOMDADNAINAAIEEEE
DABOOOOMDDAIIIIDIAAAA
GO!
>>63827028
don't worry. the flyers are fucking trash too
COME CRAWLING FASTER
RICKY WAS A YOUNG BOY
SEVENTEEN MILES TO THE CUMBERLAND GAP
They've waited so long for this day,
Someone to take the death away.
No son would ever have to say,
"My father worked into his grave."
POWER! GET THE POWER
WAKE ME UP
WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
DANCE DANCE
WE'RE FALLING APART TO HALFTIME
AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED MONEY DONT GROW ON TREES
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
All around me are familiar faces...
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T SHIRTS
Is he an elite athlete now, sp?
YOUR TEARS DON'T FALL
YOU'RE ON MUH MIND
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
SING US A SONG. YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
SING US A SONG TONIGHT
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE
NOTHING EVER STOPS ALL THESE THOUGHTS AND THE PAIN ATTACHED TO THEM
AND IIIIEEEEIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
>>63841935
Worn out places, worn out racists
HALLELUJAH
