lol shitnaldo
Bowing towards Mecca like a good Muslim.
>gif
what is this, 2013?
Era penal
>he's still a winger, they said
>game relies on speed and strength
>isn't fast or strong anymore
What do we call old man Ronaldo?
Ronoldo
Oldaldo
Ronaldold
PENULTY
That's a yellow for Shakhtar
Someone post that robot playing soccer gif
>>63794398
>better
>than
>messi
>>63794398
not meant to reply you btw
That's a peno
>>63794509
>the city of Texas
Reminder that the death grandma of some kraut is better than Ronaldo at free kicks.
>>63794535
Literally stat padding vs literal whos.
>>63794440
>>63794509
>>63794554
wena nido
>>63792739
Ronoldo.time to retire m8
>2 goals
>2 assists
>Lots of mad posters on /sp/
A day in the life
Transfer to Lesta when?
>>63794561
>a literal who team from le civil war region
>>63794554
truuu
>>63794595
>i support my favorite professional athlete on a Malaysian stop motion cartoon board despite him being a critically acclaimed homo erotic tosser who doesn't want a mother for his son
>>63794595
0-1 Tap-in without even GK
0-2 Assist when he don't have any choice
0-3 Hoarding the ball and giving the ball because doesn't know what to do anymore
0-4 Another tap-in after failing a tap-in
>>63792739
JUST
I dont know shit about soccer but the dude is only human, everyone messes up
>>63794666
Trips of truth
We all have one of those days every now and then
>>63794648
Don't forget those 'flashy tricks' he did on that 0-2 goal. Literally Sterling tier. Or just Ronaldo.
>>63794673
>tfw I have one of those days every day
PENAL
>>63794646
>I get mad at handsome millionaire sportsmen who don't even know I exist
>>63794648
>He didn't want to pass the ball, he h-had to!
Riiiight.
>>63794535
>less than 7/10 rating in all big games
>9/10 against literall whos
>>63794711
>handsome
TOP KEK
>>63794692
>tfw I've been having one of those days every day for the last 3 years
>>63794728
Post a picture of yourself stud and we'll compare.
>>63794535
GOAT statistics, if you ask me
>>63794737
I'm better looking then him, that all you need to know
>>63794529
kek, looks like muller's imitation
>>63794535
> Ratings
But look:
> Atletico
> PSG 2 games
> Barcelona
> Sevilla
Shamefur dispray, Ronaldo- sama
>>63794666
You're pretty nice these days Satan
>>63794185
Oldnaldo sounds good
He's fucking finished, don't care if he scored 2 tap ins tonight
>>63792739
Give him some slack, Javier. His knees aren't what they used to be.
It's fashionable to hate on Ronaldo, and seeing as most people on /sp/ are desperate for validation, they try to fit in by hating on him no matter what
There's a point in him not performing against big clubs, and generally declining, but saying that 2 goals and 2 assists in 1 match isn't good is just retarded
>directly involved in all four goals playing in some frozen shithole in the champions league
>he is finished
>>63794909
>muh stats
did you watch the match?
>>63794909
>but saying that 2 goals and 2 assists in 1 match isn't good is just retarded
it's good, but just good and that's with the team playing for him, not what the second best player in the world should do
>>63794930
Yeah I did. Do you know the word positioning?
I've given Ronaldo shit all season, this was probably his 2nd good game. But it was good.
>>63794940
Agreed. He isn't anymore though.
>>63794909
thistbh
and one of his assists was nice
also he showed determination today
>>63794535
GOAT performance right there
>>63794535
>High rating when real madrid wins
>Average rating when madrid doesn't win
Wow who would've thought?Real shocking stats here
>>63794923
>>63794909
>>63794595
LMAOing @ (you) trying to defend a multimilionare on a mongolese wallpaper collage
>>63794955
>and one of his assists was nice
not really it was really like >>63794648 said, carvajal's shot was good and ronaldo did not really make it easier for him
>>63794666
i agree
the thing is, he doesnt think hes human, so that gives us credit to schadenfreude the shit out of him
>>63794535
Christ, time for Cris to move on
>>63794989
>lmaoing at people discussing sports on /sp/
Yeah, I get what you're saying
>>63795014
>mom, they making fun out of my poorly chosen rolemodel again
OP's pics is how shitty penaldo is when it comes to dribbling not how many tap ins he made
>>63795038
Jesus that's low quality trolling even for 4chan. I'm closing the thread now, so I won't be around for your next 'epic' response
Sorry
>>63795005
the other assist, to modric
>>63795072
>mom, he did it again
>>63795038
>>63794989
>Mom, they admire the talent of a man that I don't like!
Crynaldo
>>63795094
>mom, they... mom, what are you doing with mr. Muhamed?
come back to united and tap in some goals
thats all you need to win the eplb owl
>>63795162
Fuck off, trianglefag.
>>63794763
>Slav
>handsome
>>63795186
>fat yank
>knowing anything about football
2 goals 2 assists today faggot. Stay salty
CR7 IS GOAT
haters can fuck offffff
>>63794909
Like the douche didn't have it coming.
>>63795599
Silly me forgot pic
>>63795229
which time and time again lends weight to the argument that he beats up on shit teams and cant do shit against big teams
>>63795901
Thats german efficiency right there senpai
I bet Penaldo literally actually thinks he's a better dribbler than Messi.
>>63796092
ronaldo unironically thinks hes the goat
thats how big the mans ego is
>>63796118
A lot of athletes do though. Helps them become good.
All these Ronaldo threads are making me think he was right
https://youtu.be/1Lb77UkvxbE
>>63795148
you're embarrassing yourself kid
Do you guys think Florentino told the players to grow beards in order to appease to their arabic fans?
>>63792798
>he's going to score a tap-in against Shaktar and celebrate like he won the world cup and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03V_uAX8lo
Holy shit
My sides
>>63797647
Jesus christ, he just keeps doing it the absolute madman
>>63797743
id?
Bumping with webbum
he is such a joke
>>63795162
RARE
A
R
E
>>63797647
It's a champions league goal though and he knows that he will now be ahead of messi in the record for a few more games at least.
>>63794185
Portugeezer.
>>63794185
belgian
>>63802154
OAPenaldo
>>63802154
kek
>>63801777
nice TRIPs
get it haha?
>>63802317
yes
>>63802317
i dont get it, what do you mean?
>>63794909
the problem is he fully believes himself to be the best in the world no matter what and doesn't stop shoving his brand in people's face, so that gives people the chance to laugh at him when he doesn't perform right at the top, which he isn't. injuries have obviously caught up with him now, he's still a top player just not someone you build a team around anymore unfortunately
Ronaldo will only ever be a couple of goals ahead of Messi in CL.......and then will retire.
Messi will still have another 3/4 seasons in the CL and BTFO of Ronaldos record
>>63792739
so did he get the penal?
>>63796118
messi has better balance, but ronaldo has better trickery and speed. they roughly equal out. oh but ronaldo is also far superior in the air and is a better finisher
>>63802773
Please PLEASE stop talking about football
>>63802773
>tf
>tt
>>63796005
What's with spics and the simpsons
>>63803273
What's with Canucks and fucking moose?
>>63794535
it says ISIS in the first column
coincidence? I don't think so
>>63794185
Slownaldo
>>63803273
una vela
>>63802348
trip (verb) can mean stumble
>>63803273
zafa carajo
>>63803273
toca de aca sombrero de gringo terrorista
>>63802773
>that flag
yeah
nothing to see here
>>63794185
We can't ruin his classic Penaldo nickanme, so I would go with PenOldo
>>63806217
no che
no
>>63806242
esto
>>63805066
What's with me and no gf?
>>63808070
Terrorist bogwog
>>63794529
what fucking shit player