ARI:Mike Smith set to return Wednesday
SJ:San Jose signs Zubrus, set for debut Wed.
NJ:Patrik Elias ready to play, may be in on Wed.
CLM:Blue Jackets take Brandon Dubinsky off IR
DAL:Stars stick with Antti Niemi for Tuesday
CAL:Jiri Hudler appears to be a healthy scratch
BUF:Evander Kane is day-to-day with LBI
ANA:Ducks call up netminder John Gibson
ANA:Frederik Andersen (flu) questionable for Tues
MIN:Wild taking things 'slowly' with Zach Parise
DET:Petr Mrazek will face Boston on Wednesday
MON:Brendan Gallagher will miss at least 6 weeks
>>63780787
first for New Jersey Devils
>>63780817
dat fear
>>63780823
Fuck you you hairy, goyim loving, no job having, waste of life. Kill yourself, devils suck, eat a dick
>not sick flow edition
Embarrassing lad
>>63780889
are you mad?
>>63780817
Clearly an edited photoshop, image search on Google: Leon Draisaitil draft and he's smiling in every pic
>>63780942
Hey Grease, what's your opinion on this Turkey situation? Are you prepared to admit Turkey >>>> Greece?
Also, pls post butt.
>>63780995
>trusting pictures the league released over stills captured from the unaltered video
assists can't melt steel hockey nets
>>63780997
my opinion is that you are very mad hue
Are there any turkish players in the NHL? I need to know which players to look out for in case they try to cheap shot the Russians on >my team for skating into "their" zone
>>63780902
growing out my flow for the winter, next few weeks are going to be rough though
Lads
>>63781056
Closest would either be one of the popolopolis's from the past or a muzzy like Yakupov or Kadri.
But don't worry, if one of >your russian gets cheapshotted, they deserved it for being arrogant cvcks ;^)
/hoc/ has finally corrupted the pure wonderment that was Greece.
Alas.
>>63781114
Hamonic for [trash]
Pretty mad I don't have a sandwich rn desu lads
>>63781114
no my friend, don't trip too hard, I 'm the same person and I have lots more to learn about hockey. I also was shitposting back when I started. There is no reason to be sad, since nothing has changed!
>>63781160
>tfw enjoying sandwiching your mom
>>63781093
>I'll slew foot this Russian to show my Turkish strength
>whats this, he is going to fight me? help, refs!
>>63781177
>be him
>be looooooooooooooooooooownthefuckout
>>63781143
Heard rumors we went for Brodie but couldn't work it.
The longer this takes, the more hope I have. It's obvious that Snow isn't rushing this and Hamonic is being patient as well.
>>63781231
>publix sandwich
Ugh, they really arent very good. I have no idea why people swear by them.
>>63781231
>all those vegetables
>>63781231
Looks good affam
>>63781215
I don't see any of the western Canadian teams buckling desu. All of them need defence and all of the "comparable" defencemen that have been mentioned are more valuable to their current club. The only ways I see this ending are
>no trade until summer
>Hamonic to Minnesota/Colorado
Why's Dallas arena so empty
>>63781298
>why does a southern team have no fans?
>>63781294
Not sure Minnesota will be interested. Assuming they sign Spurgeon with the space freed by Backstrom they have a solid core. Dumba will hopefully play better, he isn't 100% right now. Also they have Mike Reilly in the AHL though he is abysmal so far.
What they really need is a center but all teams do so who knows.
>>63781231
>white/Italian bread
>almost no veggies
People like you don't deserve Publix. Look at this masterpiece I had a few weeks ago.
>>63781298
A lot of fans are building wall
Stars and Sens GT
>>63781382
>finnish goaltending
>>63781369
>implying publix sammiches are actually good
>>63781349
>-21 in 20 games
Holy shit. Between him and Schultz, it looks like not signing with the team that drafts you is a curse.
>Assuming they sign Spurgeon
Not being about to sign Spurgeon is the only reason they would trade for Hamonic IMO
p-please go back to wearing these jerseys
>>63781408
>imfuckingying
Where do you get your subs faggot?
>>63781417
I really like the shoulder patch, especially when they used it as the centre ice logo.
>>63781408
>assravaged calikek detected
bet you think in n out is gods gift, don'tyou faggot?
>>63781283
>>63781369
Which is it
>>63781294
Yeah, you're probably right. Maybe some three way trade opens at the deadline when teams know if they're buying or selling.
>>63781369
>they dont even eat at publix
>its the same 3 pictures posted every day
>>63781349
Between Zucker, Dumba, and Spurgeon, I see the Wild only signing two with the Backstrom/Cooke money
My guess is Spurgeon is the odd man out
>>63781413
*being able
>>63781413
Ya, although Iowa is shit all around and has been. Too many callups this year and other prospects in the NCAA/over seas.
I think Jared would stay if they can afford him. Backstrom will be gone but that Pominville contract is looking awfully silly. No idea why they signed him especially with how shitty he did in the playoffs right before.
Hamonic trade is a high quality meme I've been seeing it a lot lately
Can you autists please keep your shitty memes contained?
>>>/pol/56661851
>>63781459
The thing about the three-way is that if the third wheel's defenceman is better than Hamonic, why involve the Islanders at all? A three-way almost certainly requires one party to be on the losing end.
>>63781430
>>63781449
Live in NYC, best fucking sammiches anywhere.
>>63781583
>implying
>this is what Jew Yorkers think
Best subs are whenever you make them yourself tbqh
>>63781583
Ah yes. The delusional Jew Yorker who lives in his bubble and think literally every food is better there.
So fucking glad I left that shithole after High School.
>>63781548
>>63781574
Mostly because Hamonic wants to land on a Western Canadian team. Edmonton could scrap some offense to a team in need that has a Dman to throw back our way. Hopefully.
nhl 16 be a pro is suffering
coach expectations are impossible, ai defense are retarded fuckheads, tripping and interference penalties constantly
>score 5 goals, win every faceoff, murder anyone who enters zone with puck
>lel nope sorry faggot you didnt meet my expectations youre being demoted to the 4th line
>>63781656
Yeah but if the player going the other way is Seth Jones or whatever, why not just take Jones? Given how bad Chiarelli has done with the Boychuk and Reinhart trades, I'd tell Snow to go fuck himself and enjoy my new all-negro pairing desu
Can anyone outmeme Ottawa?
>>63781685
>>>/lbgt/
>>63781675
>playing a hockey game made in hongcouver
>>63781640
That's amazing. Please tell me he's saying
>Arrest me! I'm right here!
>>63781548
>mad
>at crossboard sandwiches
>>63781716
you nailed it. from the baltmore riots
>>63781675
>Be top goal scorer for team
Still get sent back to Stockton heat
>>63781694
Good point. I guess his contract would be the best draw. He'd be the #1 defenseman in Edmonton out the gate signed to 4 more years at $4.8M. Not a bad move after giving Sekera all that money.
Stadium Series unis
Wings: JUST
Hawks: trying too hard
Wild: JUST... make it the new home uniform
>smuk_anok will never post on /hoc/ again
JUST SMUK IT ALL UP SENPAI
>>63781785
Those things are ugly as shit, wtf are you talking about?
>>63781785
Plain as fuck, might as well be made of construction paper
>>63781812
good, he was a furry
>dull ass>>63781785
Jesus Christ you're a fucking faggot
>>63781845
What exactly happen? How did that shit all come out?
How do you fuck it up? He was a /hoc/ hero who made the dankest oc.
>>63781888
nobody really liked him but you
Any Minnesotabros watching Roseau vs Thief River Falls on FSNorth?
I'm itchy af, senpai
>>63781912
minnesotapedos*
>>63781925
absolutely ebin
>>63781912
>chubs
Roseau a shit.
Is there an online stream?
>>63781943
I'd assume so
>>63781924
Shave and use the shampoo for 2 weeks
>>63781896
>but you
>implying the only one always complaining about smuk_anok not posting anymore isn't smuk_anok himself
>>63781967
>fuk_ponek
>>63781781
His contract is nice but the Oilers aren't in cap trouble until McDavid is off his ELC desu. They free up $15.44M by letting 5 UFAs walk and buying out Ference. Schultz is expendable too.
>>63781812
Gone but not forgotten, blessed are the mememakers for theirs shall be the kingdom of dog, even pony loving faggots
>>63781967
b-but i miss him too anon
Hamonic for wideman and russell when?
>>63781967
it's no doubt his ploy to stay relevant
I fully expect some kind of shitty comeback attempt within this season
go away attention whore faggot
>finnish goaltending
>>63782059
>best team in hockey
>>63782059
>.666 sv%
WEW
E
W
>>63782059
>turn game off because kimmy is a dumb bitch that insists there are 5 seasons
>miss memes
>>63781967
I'm just mad he never made the frok and toews pic I asked for
>>63782059
>4-0
NO WINS WHEN YOU GOALTEND WITH FINNS
jesus fucking dallas, are you fucking scared of ontario or something
>>63782170
*4-1, got too busy memeing
Was it Niemmi?
>Finnish goaltending
>>63781888
Except he wasn't
>>63782209
>>63782214
>king
>no ring
>tfw purposefully memed that hard last night
>tfw dullass collapse
just as planned
>>63782247
>mad
> at .946
>>63782247
Still the best goalie in the league
>>63782275
>>63782275
Those smoothies look good af tbhfam but I'm gonna need a cup to put it in
I think they look better with the breezers. That 'M' is pretty hot imo
>>63782346
Best summer ever
>>63782342
>those giant numbers
>that poorly positioned A
>the lack of proper spacing
>the illfitting "state of hockey" slapped on just because
>the font of the M on the shorts is a different than the jersey
>different shade of green for shorts
>>63782346
I remember the dog get and the meme stealing, but how long was /hoc/ on s4s?
I guess just for the 3day bans?
>>63782374
the clipart fags kept getting banned and trying to make threads there. its how that faggot indonesia or new zealander or whatever he was ended up in here for awhile
>>63782346
why did /hoc/ moved to /s4s/?
Plz pray tell im a casual here
Klingberg has had enough of Binland, he just killed Niemi. Expect him to kill Lehtonen next game
>>63782389
he killed lethonen
>>63782372
>different shade of green for shorts
gross
>the font of the M on the shorts is a different than the jersey
I dont see a second M m8
>is a different
you drunk m8?
>>63782386
A majority of the memers were banned from /sp/ so /s4s/ was the natural place for an exile
>>63782389
Do the stars have a minor league swede tendie?
>>63782406
The M on the pants is from the alt. jersey's logo
It doesn't fit the font on the jersey already or the style of the jersey and is, like the state of hockey patch, slapped on to give some extra imagery to it.
that's bad design m8
>>63782406
you think things have to be the same letter to be the same font? holy fuck
>>63782342
>google breezers
>only result is a drink "much adored by people often still under the drinking age"
Typical pedosota
>>63782393
Arr rook arike desu
>5
>Finnish net minding
Can anyone stop them when they go full meme?
>dulla55
>dallas
this is the big bad team everyone's been talking about? they're pretty shit tbf (to be fair). wouldn't cut it in the eastern conference
Nice pass from Benn but this team is still shit
>>63782496
Don't blame me for your crappy regional slang
>5-3
Could it be?
ANDERSHIT
ANDERSHIT
ANDERSHIT
We meme too hard man
>>63782523
huh, guess you guys aren't that into hockey
>you now remember the Memeburgler
>>63782386
We went full autismo one night and 260+ posts were deleted and probably about 20 of us banned
>>63782546
I mean, what else are we supposed to do during the offseason?
>post yfw Ottawa
>>63782538
>only have 2 teams in the entire state's history
>1 relocates to fucking dallas
>0 cups
huh, guess you guys aren't that into hockey
>>63782572
>>63782576
I mean we can keep doing this
>3 teams to the USA
>22 years
>1993
what happened to elite Canadian franchises?
>>63782572
>>63781987
This is smuk_anok. The filename of this image is the same smuk_anok has always used, and according to the archive this image has not been posted anonymously with that file name since after smuk exposed himself
>>63782572
Does Ottawa always go maximum meme against Central teams? The game vs Nashville was weird too
Phew, the recovered
>>63782625
There is no going. Ottawa is maximum meme
Is Ottawa more meme than Calgary?
the snes are like a fucking comedy show
i can't imagine being an actual fan, but they do make for some entertaining hockey
>>63782600
>>3 teams to the USA
>so desperate that you have to bring up teams from 80 years ago
Also, 3/13 is less than 1/2
>22 years
>1993
>Forever
>Never
>what happened to elite Canadian franchises?
They're in hibernation, why has Minnesota never produced an elite team?
>>63782683
This is our year lad
>no canadian games on thanksgiving
???????
>>63782682
exactly it's like a rollercoaster ride
last year we closed out the season with like 22 straight wins or some shit with some GOAT come from behind finishes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBfK-R8Sb0
fun to watch
NOT ENOUFH GOALS
>>63780787
>browse le r/hockey
>lots of Dallas Stars fans
literally why
>that empty netter
M E M E
E
M
E
>>63782850
Hipsters. Texas is like the hipster capital of the country east of the west coast
>the league needs to increase scoring
>>63781785
>This could have the wild stadium series jersey
Instead they went with that old bullshit
>>63782850
Reddit: The Team desu
>>63782850
>large US market
>team good
Are you really surprised at a lot of bandwagoners?
Andershit can't even score on a empty net
How fucking shit
>>63782887
>two meme teams with swedish defencemen that can't defend
>>63782919
Better make the nets bigger so it could be 32-28
>>63782934
Or we could just force teams to play 6 Swedish twinks on defence
>>63782956
Just wait, anon
Post shit from previous seasons that would get everyone suspended nowadays.
McCarty would get fucking nailed these days for what he did here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7DlAjrhm9s
>>63782956
but how will they score with out good ol canadian boys
>>63782968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MNA0_n32Hc
>laffs
Can the ducks just win tonight
>ducks
>winning
>>63783081
no
let the flames have one fucking win in anaheim
>best team in hockey
>seven (7) goals against
>finnish goalering
Get memed, dirtstars
this fucking Telus commercial
am i really to believe there's some fucking black guy out there named RALPH
what division is worse the Atlantic or the Pacific?
what is the most successful NTM team and why is it the lightning
>Finnshit Goalflending
What exactly makes Ottawa a "meme team"?
>>63783252
>what is the most successful NTM team and why is it the lightning
NTM: Nuts to Mouth?
>>63783374
Having 4 forwards on the ice at all times.
1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota
>>63783374
Walruses (RIP)
Hamburglers (RIPIP)
Cancer on and off the ice
Norrises
Le Internal Cap 'muh liver' Casino Jew
Literally whos beating good teams
>>63783449
What is this a rating of?
Because Wisconsin doesn't have an NHL team. And Minnesota produces the most hockey players, albeit not the most elite.
>>63783402
smell my nuts fagget
>>63783512
>Winnipeg
>Western Canada
>mfw neimie is on my fantasy team
>>63783512
State of hockey rankings
>>63783569
>binlan goaltending
>>63783521
>that fucking ref
My team>your team
>>63783521
thats what we call a stand up 69. Makes you cum like a baby gorilla
What went wrong?
>>63783793
>Finish goaltending
>Thinking you had a chance
>>63782546
>>63782346
Im so 'cited for next summer
Who is the Manning, Peyton of Hokkei?
>Flames
>>63782663
underrated question
>>63783834
So sick of this fucking meme. Niemi won a cup 5 years ago so fuck off. Dallas had a bad night, we'll be back tomorrow night like always. Dumb Canadian faggot.
>>63783913
shitcago won in spite of him tbqh
>finnish goaltending
>>63783874
Crosby
>>63783933
Rare bean
>>63783874
I would say Thornton but Manning has a Superb Owl. I'll say Crosby
>>63783933
Do you ever think about how fucking stupid memes are?
I mean look at that shit, a goofy dog and a pink bean thing wearing fire hats, who comes up with this shit???
Still funny though.
>>63783955
common reddit
>>63783874
Jon quick
>>63783913
>Getting BTFO by the Sens
>Losing twice to the >laffs
Easy now Caitlyn
>>63783999
>phone poster
>>63783114
Ducks scored twice up 4-3 in the 3rd
heck nope
>>63784063
>Assuming
>Being this mad
>>63783999
say that to my face not online and see what happens
>>63784086
no youre definitely on your phone and I wasn't even the last person you responded to
>assuming
holy fuck get it right
>>63782618
I am the one who posted that and I post it in most Rangers game threads. I am not smuk anok but I downloaded a lot of memes from him including the Rangers faces
>>63784109
>smuk_anok lying like this
Just come back f@m. I miss the memes
>>63784105
do you really wanna get arrested for beating the shit out of a twig minor
>>63784134
its only because you fuck horses too. literally kill yourself
>>63784158
>not fucking houses
IT'S
>>63784136
UNDERAGE B&
MODDDDDSSSS
>>63784187
jesus christ just ban all phone posters
>>63784158
>implying you have to fuck horses to enjoy memes
Get a load of this guy
>>63784236
>mad
>at cellular devices
reminder 32% shooting percentage from reichsaitl right now.
>>63784274
lol u mad XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>63784295
>mad
>at a fucking cell phone
>>63784236
>>63784107
>still thinking I'm on a phone
>>63784105
>>63784136
>being this mad
Someone call these Caitlyn's ranglers please
>>63784295
:^)
>>63784288
>>>/oven/
>>63784312
10/10 response damn you showed me
>>63784295
>mad
>at mobile telephones
>>63784320
>cant even show a screenshot to prove it
you cant even hide it very well
>>63784320
>can't spell wrangler
>trying to steal my meme
underage b&
who/mad@fones/here?
But seriously, why can't minnesota produce talent
>>63784385
Childhood trauma
>>63784385
>the one autismo always wanting to talk about Minnesota is the high school Caitlyn guy
Holy shit it all makes sense
>>63784377
>inb4 that Canadian starts posting clip art cell phones
>>63784385
That's what happens when you have a meat and potatoes kind of diet growing up.
>>63784414
its very easy to tell when he's home alone and bored with no friends on here.
one canadian flag shows up replying to every post trying to start a fight
>>63784414
But seriously, why can't minnesota produce any talent
>>63784414
>americaitlyns this butthurt
kek
>>63784325
reichsaitl is just that good senpai
That feel when it might cause edmonton to view RNH as expendable
>>63784435
i'm having a hard time believing there are more than like ten canadian posters on here.
>>63781369
> posting non-brewery garbage supermarket and gas station sandwiches
Get that weak shit out of here
>>63784450
theres 2 that say americaitlyn seriously but only the one spams it this hard. he doesnt have any fun in life other than having the exact same argument every night so I really fucking wish he would just put a trip on and everyone would annoy him
the other night he called himself the new sean
>>63784450
Fuck the Wild nigga.
>>63784479
>new Sean
Well he is a flaming autismofag so I guess it kinda fits
But seriously, why can't minnesota produce any talent
>>63782887
That was the score of the griffins game I went to. I always forget how many cute girls live in grand rapids until I go to college night at the van andel
>>63784516
because ur a faget
Last Canadian team eliminated from the playoffs this season, go
What song is he listening to?
How far can the ducks go in the regular season and the playoffs?
>>63784530
I could see that being the reason for a county or two but what's the reason for the entire state
>>63784385
Because they are too busy getting raped.
>>63784539
The Horst Wessel Song
>>63784537
Canadiens.
>>63784537
Habs in the weak as shit east, only team to make it btw
>>63784516
Because they aren't very good at hockey
>>63784539
https://youtu.be/EV9kyocogKo?t=37
