yiddo YIDDO yiddo YIDDO
yiddo YIDDO yiddo YIDDO
Looks like one of those games were Chelsea will let the good guys try to score without defending, if this is the start.
>Israel
>Europe
>>63774450
fuck tel aviv m9
Post line up lads
Begovic; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry (c), Baba Rahman; Fabregas, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa.
>Chelsea subs v Maccabi Tel Aviv: Blackman, Ivanovic, Zouma, Mikel, Loftus-Cheek, Pedro, Remy.
Is Jose an Honorary Jew?
>>63774647
>I think the refugees are under pressure
You tell me
What happened with Chelsea desu?
If you weren't aware that this was Chelsea, and knew it was Tel Aviv, you would think this was an Israeli League game.
Chelsea are just not very good.
Chelsea lost yet?
You now remember Ben Haim
Why's this thread so dead?
>>63774843
because the match is dead
>>63774843
The Chelsea Muslim fans who are a majority are boycotting this thread
How the fuck does Tel Aviv end up in Champions?
Arent there any better teams in europe? Like in Belgium or Austria?
>>63774897
They're not that bad m8
>>63774936
I disagree.
>>63774936
>1 point out of 12
>not that bad
>Conceding to Cahill
>Jews
Come on go 3-0 up quickly so >we can see some youth.
SO BRAVE
SO ENGLISH
ENGLANDS BRAVE
GARY CAHILL!!!!!
Cahill looks like the type of mong who enjoys beating Jews while on travel.
>Mou fixing the grass
all the haters in the thread blown the fuck out
>>63775083
There's nobody in this thread.
I wonder if people are watching arselel.
Still no webm of Cahill goal. Disappointed desu
>needing to score goals to win
pathetic
>oscar
oscar to jewve when
does anyone have any stream for connections that download with 25 kb/s lads?
>jews will never be good at football
>>63775156
Its not memeworthy enough for /sp/ folks in general, and Chelsea isn´t exactly huge on this place. Think most people are in Arsenal and Bayern thread.
>>63775241
lel, try this
http://livesoccerg.com/watch/stream5.html
Why can't they score? at least they are nice to watch
>>63775282
thier good at banking and control the world
>kiev winning
Chelsea are literally turning into Arsenal 2006-2013-ish era. Pass, pass, pass, lose possesion, rinse and repeat. We need a midfielder that isn´t afraid to shoot. Matic got an occasional bloot in him, but he won´t ever start doing it regularly, and everytime Cesc shoots it either ends up straight at the GK or out for a throw-in. Oscar isn´t even ever in a position to shoot anymore so we can forget about him to start firing as well.
>>63775366
>they are nice to watch
>Italian aesthetics
>>63775328
Thanks man but it demands a better connection, time to literally end my life.
>>63774504
haha, palestine doesn´t even have a football team
fucking wankers
Costa moves like hes in slow motion any time hes about to shoot its fucking crazy, its like he thinks hes in the matrix or some shit
>>63775498
I'd back us to beat Porto desu, no worries
>>63775524
You need a forward who isn't a fucking Neanderthal and who values scoring more than chimp outs
>>63775565
probably for the best, imotbh
Wtf why
wh..what?
>>63775593
Costa is showing he's a one season wonder really.
Doesn't help him that he's an unlikable cunt.
>>63775577
lmao @ peleshites
OY VEY ITS LIKE ANODER SHOA
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS
>>63775604
>Neanderthal
>>63775600
I also backed Chelsea to beat Stoke, CP, West Ham, Arsenal, Liverpool, Soton, Everton, and Swansea.
dead thread
>chelsea "supporters"
lol
That's quite similar to the Isco challenge this weekend desu
>>63775662
yeah he's totally a one season wonder after two seasons of putting up 20+
>"damn, first time I kicked him I missed, better try again!"
COSTA TROLLING= LITERALLY SHITTING ON THE TEMPLE MOUNT
ZION BTFO
I feel bad for him tbqh
Ben haim is such a disgusting player.
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
>>63774828
now you do
Well that was a
Jewsy
takle
>>63775684
Not enough shitposting for you, Canakek?
>mfw we end up losing to 10 men
just hand us the champions league trophy all ready
red card for what
What happened to Hazard anyways?
>dat play
>dat shit finish
Wait
there are two guys named Tal Ben Haim?
Baba Rahman is looking quite comfortable today to be quite honest
>mfw the jews equalize and the game ends 1-1
>>63775849
Good thing he will never play again.
>>63775834
REMY FUCKING WHEN
>>63775818
costa got kicked in the back of the leg kinda like the isco red during clasico
>>63775666
>Diego Costa is a fully evolved Homo sapien
>Raising taxes is a good way to provide Muslims with free homes
>Eurovision is good entertainment
There's a reason no one listens to you people.
Stupid question but,
do jews not eat pig? or is it just muslims?
>>63775848
just a tactic for card evading
>>63775849
>>63775865
he only seems to play games where his need to defend is zero
>>63775903
Not even those, against Narj Mourinho preferred a genuine left winger.
>>63775865
#KeepTheFaith
>>63775879
>he thinks socialism is a bad idea
>he doesn´t feel the bern
>he goes to cinemas to get shot
I guess the real neanderthal here is you.
>>63775932
he said after the match he wasnt sure if narch would play with 5 at the back or 4 so kenedy would play either wingback or fullback depending on how they start
>>63775879
lol, eurovision is better than the fucked up reality shows you guys have like Kardashian or Jersey shore you fucking 3rd world country shit bag
>inb4 Chelshit get rekt 2-1
#MouyesOut
>>63775865
>mfw ivanovic against arry the mouthbreather kane this weekend
>>63775879
>Not enjoying Eurovision
What, do you think we watch it seriously?
>chelsea will literally never score another goal from open play in your lifetime
>>63776085
they have last game
>>63776077
oh crap
>MOU-COSTA ROW
>Sky Sports reporter Ian Bolton has this interesting nugget from the Sammy Ofer Stadium...
>Mourinho and Costa had massive row at end of the first half - lots of pointing and shouting. Mourinho was quick down tunnel at the whistle - and John Terry was holding Costa back as he followed.
>Oh to be a fly on the wall in the Chelsea dressing room!
Good to get that red card just before half time
Jose to go out full attack, chelsea win 5-0 with remy coming on later and grabbing a goal
book it
red card for Tal Ben Haim, yet there is still a Tal Ben Haim on the field.
>jews jewing soccer
>>63774828
he cost portsmouth a lot of money
>>63776160
>this fucking delusion
>>63776155
Ah yeah, that's the stuff. All these good results in a row were getting boring.
>>63776170
>Jews dissing them selves
You know we are not joking right?
Like, I really dont like jews
no one does
you dont even have a country
>>63776155
>mfw falcao comes on
if i was remy i would be forcing a transfer in january
>>63776155
Based Mou. Fucking ape needs a reality check
>>63776052
so kenedy might play when I go, against sunlun
big sam is 532 now
>>63776199
> diaspora muslims getting mad
Was a family member of yours killed by the Israeli Army? :^)
kenedy is chelseas only good signing this season
>>63776160
keke, it either ends 1-0 or maybe 2-1
>>63776170
It's a good thing bookings are done by number and not by name
>>63776274
lol I am full norwegian 100% 10+ generations get mad
your just jealous that you will never live in the best country in the history of the universe
>>63776228
Costa's effort in the last couple of months has been appalling.
I don't care if you struggle with finishing but holy fuck, make an effort to get into position.
>>63776275
begovic does fine. most of the goals they concede aren't his fault
costa still playing
>>63776275
if begovic wasn't bought, jamal would be playing
>>63776314
>best country
>not as educated as mine
Aight. :^)
>MOUYES
The journalist stood up. "Why can't your team easily beat inferior teams?"
The arrogant manager smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "Nobody even tried not to go. I didn’t have a single problem within the squad. I didn’t have a Graeme Le Saux. I had everybody without fears, just wanting to come."
"That doesn't answer the quesiton of why your best players can't score tap ins..."
The manager was visibly shaken, and dropped his dry-erase marker and fitness index clipboard. He stormed down the tunnel crying those tactical crocodile tears.
>>63776347
lol, an academic degree from your jew universities is worth shit though
What the fuck guys
>>63776361
kek
>>63776380
>Israeli universities in the top hundred:
2
>Norwegian universities in the top hundred:
1
#get.rekt :^)
>>63776326
>>63776334
i forgot about begovic always thought he was a great keeper back when he was at portsmouth
Welp. Hazard's going to get dropped again
>tfw team is falling apart
>Israel or Norway
I'd rather live in China imotbh
>>63776478
Matter of time until he's subbed.
>>63776347
>Italy
>that low
Mama mia, did they all spill their spaghetti in school?
>>63774450
>commentator litterally angry that hazrd didn't dive
going down to 10 men is literally an advantage against us, everyone just relaxes and stops giving a shit
COSTA ALERT
COSTA ALERT
COSTA ALERT
>>63776155
>chelsea will never be the same united family as they where 2013-2015
Guess Jose took the whole us vs the world mentality too far.
Chelsea plays football like teenagers fuck, sloppy and uninspired
>taking that long to put in a cross
JESUS CHRIST
>>63776603
Even when someone crosses who do you think will receive the ball in the penalty box? Costa is too busy playing out of position.
I could literally be watching Barcelona beat Roma 4-0 right now if I wasn´t a Chelsea fan.
>>63776660
hes literally playing in midfield what the fuck is his problem
just remember that tel aviv have 10 players.. didn't really notice in the 2nd half
>>63776681
>not watching this game and simulcast
>wanting to watch a barca blowout
>>63776511
I can't explain it, here there is a cult for the laurea, especially among my parents' generation, sometimes it's embarassing.
Maybe Uni here is hard, I don't know, I thought it was piss easy.
>>63776681
Make that 5
>>63776705
It's been the case with Costa since the start of the season. Even when he does get the ball, either he falls down looking for a penalty or loses possession. It's infuriating when you look at his last season's positioning and form.
Oh fuck off Porto you cunts
I remember when Chelsea used to be under pressure from opposition attacks but they were renowned for hanging in there and you were confident in their ability to soak up attack after attack and make it look easy, you even got the feeling they liked their backs against the wall, sitting deep, blocking shot after shot
Now though every single pass looks like it's going to split the defense, they never look a confident lot anymore
>Fabreshit
way too open desu
>Chelsea struggling against 10 men from Israel
>Barca have 5 against Roma
Mou fired when?
>>63776866
why? Chelsea are first now
>>63776816
Had to look up laurea but just strikes me as odd that the Uni attendance would be that low.
I mean so long as it's not hindering the country it's all good.
>tfw you will never attend uni again and bang the hot Italian chick who's making her family proud she's there
>>63776918
Someone thought it would be a good idea to offer him a 50 mill parachute if he got fired and a 4 year contract so I guess never.
>>63776934
Chelsea will face Porto in the last game to decide who qualifies.
>>63776934
Because now Chelsea Porto is a must win game and I don't trust Chelsea to not lose.
I am not sure if a draw would be enough, I don't know the tie breakers.
>>63776953
That's "with a degree", not attendance, so I guess lot of people enter but quit.
>porto beat us at home
>kyiev beat maccabi
>we drop to europa
jesus fucking christ its actually happening again isnt it
>>63776934
If Kiev don't win Chelsea and Porto are already through. Now everything's hanging in the balance for the last game.
Also I think in case two teams have the same points the tie breaker is decided by their direct confrontation, and Porto beat Chelsea so Porto is first if these results stand.
>>63777028
A draw would be good enough, I think, because even if Kiev win they'd have equal points and Chelsea beat Kiev.
>>63777030
Winning the EL > getting slaughtered by PSG/Barça/Bayern
>that kneejerk sub
>>63776887
>mfw I was more confident against barca with a backline of ramires--bosingwa--ivanovic--drogba
>>63777023
>>63777028
As long as Chelsea dont lose against Porto, they are through.. if they are losing 0-2 at home to dynamo then Chelsea should beat them
>>63777030
yup
>>63777030
>chelsea win europa somehow
>finish midtable
>mou doesnt get fired and the players start playing even worse to spite him
Brace yourself for a wild ride family.
>>63777077
>Winning the EL
kek, sure
>>63777083
>>63777074
With a draw 3 teams would be at 11 points. Chelsea beat Kiev, Porto beat Chelsea, Kiev beat Porto, so it would come down to GD in the games between the teams (I think) and it wouldn't look good for Chelsea.
HERE IT COMES
I'm only here for the Jew memes.
>>63777080
>Winning the CL against Bayern at their own stadium with Malouda and Bosingwa
RDM back when?
>>63777083
Mate Chelsea are struggling against the worst team in the competition with a man advantage, what makes you say they'll win easily against Porto?
>>63777077
if chelsea do fall to europa, I'd recall aké, bamford and maybe baker
who captain now?
>>63777104
>>63777077
>thinking mou would take it seriously and not just play all the young players
would be hilarious if they win it to spite him though
>>63777104
If Sevilla is in the EL you can kiss those dreams goodbye.
>>63777030
Winning the Europa is literally the easiest way of us getting back into the CL next year, all part of Mou's master plan lad
Terry ded
>>63777182
>mou
>play the youth
Did you just write that?
>terry off zouma on
Sadly I feel a bit safer now.
>>63777182
>implying the young players wouldn't do a better job
Lel
WILLIAN
IT'S A BEAUT
Muh dick desuwa
How does he keep doing it lads?
>Willian is literally the best free kick taker in the world right now
AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN!!!!
seriously when did willian start being so good at freekicks all of the sudden?
does he just do it for the memes?
WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN
Pretty weird seeing Willian score all these free kicks when every other season his set pieces rarely beat the first man
>>63777203
because he wont take it seriously and will paly kids to spite the competition
ALSO HOLY SHIT WILLIAN
So based
T A C T I C A L
G E N I U S
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN THAT ABSOLUTE MADMAN
15 minutes for RLC, please?
chelsea needs to dive more so willian gets to shoot more freekicks.
thats the only way
>>63777314
Lel, not with Mou in charge
whats happening??
>>63777314
Mouriho would rather kill his babies to playing youth senpai
I told you 5-0, book it now
Finally they start actually beting these jews.
RLC AND KENEDY ON NOW FUCK
Baba looks like he can cross
Fucking score Porto you keks
>>63777379
Mouh knew hazard was keeping us back.
O S C A RRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Baba has proven himself to be an excellent crosser tonight
Well at least Baba can cross, unlike Azpi as LB and Ivanovic in general.
I honestly don't remember the last time Chelsea scored a header from a cross.
>>63777402
Kenedy isnt in the squad
>>63777432
azpis crosses from RB have been just as shit today
Who the fuck are Barsaloana?
I only like the greatest soccer team the Yokohama Chelseas
>inb4 Porto turns into Barcelona and kuck us at home
>>63777450
or 2 goals within 5 minutes
I can't believe it
Cahill is captain...
if he were to go off, I have no idea who could be next up
shows a distinct lack of leaders in the squad
in 2010, the order for the captaincy would be Terry, Lampard, Drogba, Cech, Ferreira, Iva, Carvalho, Essien, Cole, Ballack....
all leaders.. this is a big difference in the squad
>remy on not rlc
aww
Why does Mourinho hate Remy so much holy shit
>>63777450
I dont even remember seeing a decent cross this season
Is he autistic?
>put on remy
>22/18
WHY
Costa has been literal dogshit all night, why take off one of the few good ones in the team?
>>63777487
I think ivanovic would be next to captain, has happened once last season
>>63777457
because he spends all practice trying to cross with his left, he can't practice normal crosses
>>63777487
I think the order of captaincy after Cahill its probably Fabregas or Matic
What is more immoral: supporting Israel or being a bangwagon Chelsea fan?
Protip: Israel has a right to exist.
>>63777526
Ivanovic is leaving after season.
>>63777571
I mean if cahill were to be sent off now
HOLY SHIT COSTA I CANT FUCKING EVEN ANYMORE
HE LITERALLY PLAYS LIKE HES ONE ON ONE WITH THE KEEPER ANY TIME HE HAS THE BALL FUCK OFF
>>63777549
>right to exist
>coming from a country thats only a odd 100 years older than the club he´s trash talking
>>63777501
See: >>63775060
>>63777526
iva's not on.. but he probably would come on for cahill in case of injury now, so point taken
>>63777596
then no
>>63777549
Your mother had the right to not suck my dick.
>>63777496
Mou loves cunts who try to win at all costs like himself (aka Costa). It'd be nice if that apparent tussle they had in this game changed that, but Mou is probably too much of a kek for that.
>>63777508
Willian is by far their best player right now, he probably wants to have him rest earlier now that the game's won.
>yfw willian literally has over a 50% conversion rate from direct free kicks this season
>>63777652
>at all costs like himself (aka Costa)
all costs except for actually trying to score
>>63777685
>Willian has scored more free kicks this year than Ronaldo has in 5 years
chelsea will win the champions league lads
>>63777622
"WE WUZ KINGZ"
t. Olaf
Have someone video of Willian's freekick goal?
>>63777487
Probably Hazard or Fabregas. Or just give it to Begovic
Predict the score for Sunday's match against Spurs, lads
Chelsea win 1-0
>>63777726
Willian scores three direct freekicks in the final and wins the ballon d or
book it
>>63777702
...You're right, "willing to play dirty to win" is probably a better way to put it.
willian balloon door desu
>>63777743
spurs are playing in azerbajan on thursday
best possible time to play them
>>63777685
>half of those weren't even technically shots
>>63777743
Nah senpai, harry "harry kane" kane will get a cheeky hatter, spurs 3-0.
>>63777743
2-1 Spurs
>>63777755
>park the bus and dive to win free kicks for willian on the way to winning the final
tactical genius mou does it again
>>63777778
only one of them
Fug
>>63777743
Think Chelsea will be in for a heavy loss. Spurs are relentlessly energetic these days. Chelsea won't be able to match them, provided pochettino rests his key players against qarabag
Tottenham 3 - 1 Chelsea I think
>RLC cant get minutes after 3-0 against a 10 man maccabi
out on loan in january and ends up another KDB
Did this fucking jew keeper spend the whole half turning the entire box into a minigolf course?
Rolling hills in that bitch
>>63777927
I don't really care about the youth, I just wish Mou didn't talk about them like he wanted to actually give them a run of games.
>>63777729
>he doesnt have pagan ancestors
ZOUUUMAMMAAMMAMAMA
ZUUUM
ZOOOOOOM ZOOOOM ZOOOOOOOM
My nigga Zouma
another header
kek
sooner or later, zouma will be top 5 CB
>literally outjumps a guy while his shirt is grabbed
>tfw our GD is meaningless because the ABE rules favour head to head
Remy recking the jews
>Remy murdering the jew
My nigga.
Based Remy
>>63778069
>>63778078
hes serbian though
>>63778078
>>63778069
He's not even jewish.
[spoiler]should've gone for Zehavi[/spoiler]
>jewish football
>8-0 to an english relegation candidate
What the fuck is that guy wearing top kek
>>63778133
Sport bra :v
>>63778133
>>63778185
>>63778207
Statistic Chip bra tbqh.
