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Upcoming MMA Events:
November 28 - UFC FN: Masvidal vs Henderson
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194
December 19 - dos Anjos vs Cerrone 2

News:

>Jon Jones hour long interview with Ariel Helwani
https://youtu.be/dAcfjK6LZaU

Key moments
>39:19 Reveals Ronda wanted that BBC
>43:42 Thinking about suing the UFC for the cocaine and Belfort incidents. "It all gets back to what I was saying about the power of the UFC and this athletic commission, and eventually something needs to be done about it"
>45:09 Addresses pulling out of UFC 151
>57:50 Thinking about joining TMT
>01:01:55 Plans to get belt back and defend against Rumble Johnson. Heavyweight is happening.

>Holly Holm on First Take
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glXPtXqlAw

>Michelle Waterson out of 194 Prelim bout vs Tecia Torres
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/super-card-takes-a-hit-michelle-waterson-out-of-ufc-194-replacement-sought

>Jon "Coco" Jones Highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uisdqVz7KXY
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MATT VAN BUREN DESU
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>tfw 194 falls apart before our eyes and we can't stop it
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>>63772262
>caring about Waterson

this and Honda was the gift we needed to sacrifice to the MMA gods so that the important fights still happen. Relax everyone :)
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>4 posts early

smfhtbqphfamily
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>>63772252
who /gutter/ here!?
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>>63772287
>we'll be the ones in the kitchen

I don't bloody think Sharia allows it.
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This Jones interview is fucking outstanding. I just got to the part where he says he didnt run back to the car and grab cash.

>my money's in CDs, investments, shit like that.

So based.
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>>63772287
Whoever did that is a lowlife creep. The kind of worthless loser I'd enjoy fucking up.
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>>63772349
I did it and I'm going to do it everyday until she shows up. Fight me 1v1 fgt
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>>63772365
I'll fight you. You'll need to wait till next week though. My bare hand license doesn't get here till then.
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>>63772365
Well if it really was you, just know that youre a pathetic little bitch that'll never amount to anything. You're gonna be a dogshit loser just like your father. How does that make you feel? Does it make you consider suicide? It should. You should go through with it. Time to end this suffering.
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>>63772331
>So based

You're aware that he's a marijuana addict, right?

>>63772349
I'm responsible for this, and I really want to apologize. She checked it out, then replied that she was disgusted with what she saw. Pretty sure it was a thread just after 193.
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>>63772397
Where'd that dank OC come from?
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>>63772390
I'm surprised your government even allows you to legally make a fiat in public.
>>63772391
It makes me feel like you need a good beating you little internet white knight. Loooolbro is never going to suck your dick no matter how much you defend him. i wish we were in the same room right now so I could spit in you're face.
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>>63772422
I did it tbch. Noone paid attention to it when I first posted it.
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>>63772428
Only if you hold multiple licenses to do so.
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>>63772437
Yeah because you aid you didnt actually send it. Did you send it for real? And did you use your real facebook account? It seems liek you did cause you blacked out your pic and name. Maybe I ought to message her asking her to tell me your name so I can dox your pathetic bitchass and ruin you.
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>>63772397
I haven't smoked weed in ages but I'm seriously considering it before watching ufc 194
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>>63772428
I wish we were in the same state but unfortunately I live in a coastal state and you live in a shitty flyover poverty state. You couldnt afford a greyhound pass ticket to my neighborhood.
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>>63772464
I'd recommend just getting some deemsters and blasting off in between fights. Makes the downtime no problem.
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>>63772462
Ah thought you talked about my picture. Italy did the fb thing, it's shooped though, relax you pathetic whiteknight.
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Bloody hell Michelle Waterson, I was gonna put money on you.
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>>63772477
Hit me up if you're ever in CT. Hell, anywhere in New England or New York and I'll make the drive to beat the shit out of you.
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>>63772437
Whats the quality of weed like in Germany? Is it legal/quasi legal or do you have to go through a dealer? I see a fat stem sticking out the first E. If someone served me a bag with that much stem I'd HEEM him.
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>>63772478
>tfw just realized I have two bottles of DXM left for 194

never taken it while watching fights
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>>63772262
>Aldo's van collides with the van The Chris is being transported in on the way to the arena, both suffer neck injuries and must pull out
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>>63772508
It's not legal, you have to go through a dealer. Quality varies, what I posted is decent, got it from a buddy who grows it.
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>>63772437
I saw it la, it was nice. Sorry if I forgot to upvote your post.

>>63772462
It was me. I sent it. She told me I was making her uncomfortable and that I was a creep. She also said she'd call the police if I didn't stop calling her and jacking off into the phone.
Women really can't handle the banter, jeez.
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>>63772397
That first E looks like broccoli
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Holy shit this Jones interview

Helwani: because it did kind of tarnish you a little bit...
Jones: A little bit?
Helwani: OK a lot
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>>63772597
she should be so lucky to have you jack off into the phone for her desu
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Friendly Heeminder that teamwork makes dreams work.
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>>63772587

They purposely scheduled Frankie for the night before so that there was zero possibility of him stepping up in case an injury took place. Holloway is on the same card, so he'd likely get his rematch vs Conor for the interim belt.

Weidman though would likely just get cancelled, because I don't see the UFC letting Rockhold and Jacare fight for an interim belt. They might, though.
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Reminder that Gracie BJJ is a waste of money
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>>63772632
>They purposely scheduled Frankie for the night before so that there was zero possibility of him stepping up in case an injury took place
No, they purposely scheduled Frankie for the night before so he would be in shape for a five round fight if Aldo or McGregor pulls out. Frankie has already said this and said he has been told he will be the replace,net if that is the case.
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>>63772646
Who will replace Frankie against Mendes?
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>>63772657
Possibly Holloway or Stephens. I don't know how much they would want to shake up all the cards though. Frankie has publicly stated that he has been told he is the replacement of Aldo vs McGregor falls through.

http://www.mmamania.com/2015/9/13/9316735/the-answer-training-to-fight-chad-mendes-but-ready-to-replace-an
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>>63772671
Thanks
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reminder that canadian kfc doesn't have biscuits
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>>63772646
>>63772671
Oh that is music to my ears. I'd love to see Frankie vs Conor, I think Frankie is a bad, bad matchup for ol Goob.
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>>63772694
>Eating fast food

Respect yourself.
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>>63772694
american taco bell doesn't have fries supreme

I was fucking shocked when I found that out.
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>>63772349
Easy killer!!!

Careful on that edge you mind hurt someone.
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Man I hope Jones sues the NSAC.
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>>63772739
Why it's all money stolen from taxpayers
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>>63772694
what do americans mean when they say biscuits?
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>>63772632


If Aldo pulls out again there will be no more interim belt tbhf.
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>>63772760
OK well I'm not a NV resident so why should i care? I already pay out for shitbag pigs that shoot and kill innocent people.
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>>63772799
>it doesn't affect me directly so i don't care

nice ape brain, dummy
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>>63772782
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>>63772782
biscuits
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>>63772792
I don't think so. Barao had to defend his interim belt like 5 times before it lost the interim. Stripping Aldo would not only be unprecedented and disrespectful to the only champ in the divisons history, it would devalue the Conor vs Aldo fight whenever it would eventually happen.
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/HEEM/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 79

Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
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>>63772818
is it like bread?
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>>63772843
yea it's like fucking bread, idiot
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>>63772811
Nah the dummy here is you. See youre too stupid to understand the public backlash that would occur when the NV residents read that they have to pay out a settlement to a UFC fighter because the governor-appointed athletic commission fucked up.

This is why I have money and you dont. I'm smart and youre stupid.
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>>63772843
stop pretending. your food is shit by the way i spent 6 weeks in your shit country. shit waiters too btw.
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>>63772843
>it's cool to pretend to be dumb

Go back to sending creepy stalker messages to girls on facebook, faggot.
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>yfw Jones hasn't even been trying until now
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>>63772838
Is the korean twink who had a nice ko during his first fight on the card?
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Paige should avenge her loss to Tecia after she kicks Rose's ass 2 days earlier, she's in town anyway.
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>>63772852
weird how you call them biscuits then

>>63772863
that's why we don't tip
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>>63772854
>public backlash
lol
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>>63772910
>weird how you call them biscuits then
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Biscuits taste/feel nothing like bread to me.
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>>63772910
You'd think the dummy waiters would put a little effort in knowing I'm American and will tip them 20% if they aren't total cunts.
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>>63772971
I could imagine them treating you worse just because you are american
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>>63772992
Why?

They love American culture.
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>>63772992
You're imagining correctly. I'm quiet, never complain even if something is messed up, and polite in person but that didn't help in any European restaurant.
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>>63772874
>post yfw Jones finishes DC in 30 seconds
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>>63773013
What did they do, exactly?
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>>63773013
People who are still in Europe are pretty retarded. All of the smart ones made their way to America over the last few centuries.
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>>63773012
americans are in general; loud, arrogant and know nothing about the place they visit
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>>63773013
well there you go they couldn't tell you are american
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>>63773049
>loud, arrogant
that's called being a confident alpha male you little sissyboy european

>know nothing about the place they visit
oh sorry we don't give a shit about your stupid fucking country's shitty history that's completely irrelevant.
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>>63772234
Very nice OP, Italy.
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>>63773034
I'm just pranking. People were great except in Italy and every other European country, except in the Czech Republic I had a couple shitty waitresses in Prague. I liked the porn on the basic cable channels with the girls who don't shave their armpits though.
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>>63773034
Have you ever been to America and interacted with wait staff here? They're unrealistically polite and kind, pretend to be your best friend/parent, all for the expectation of a good tip. He is probably a spoiled brat who expected this everywhere and anything less was "rude".
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>>63773079
*People were great in Italy and every other European country, except in the Czech Republic
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>>63773089
>spoiled brat
>expecting good service for something you're paying for
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>>63772854
>This is why I have money and you dont. I'm smart and youre stupid.

honestly this one asshole american brags about his money on here all the damn time lol
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>>63773159

it's dockbro imo
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>>63772971
Now that the Canadian hasn't posted in a while, you are the worst one here.
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>>63773068
you should know that I could heem you with ease
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What did you guys think about the Jones interview? Things I took from it

>Jones isnt a coke guy, he's a weed and alcohol guy
>Jones fought a roided Vitor that the UFC knew was roided
>Jones feels like the UFC is still butthurt he woudlnt fight Chael at 151 (by the way, fuck Hendo for that whole situation, he never gets any hate for that and he should)
>Jones was partying hard a month out from the Gustafson fight
>Jones didnt run back to the car for cash, he was trying to grab his weed pipe but couldnt find it
>Jones agrees with the fans that DC is a paper champ
>might be joining the Money Team
>training as if he's fighting in April
>DC a coward for not wanting to fight Jon at MSG
>now he has a blueprint of how to fight DC
>unfinished business with Rumble, plan is beat DC, defend title against Rumble
>HW division is "inevitable"

What a great hour. Thank you based Helwani.
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>>63773159
that's not him
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Did Anon deliver?
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>>63773030
After that interview, I'm going all on a Jones first round finish. The question is, does he try and go full face turn in the post fight and try to be sportsmanlike with DC, or does he do another DX crotch chop. Frankly, I'm hoping for the latter.
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>>63773168
I know it is lol

>>63773030
he's going to literally murder DC

>>63773171
There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.

They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.

This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.

The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!

The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)

The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
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>>63773168
Is dockbro still alive or did he get locked in a container for speaking up against some sleazy union people?
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>>63773184
The part where he unloaded on the ufc for the shit they pulled in the vitor and 151 situation was great.
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>>63773184
>>Jones didnt run back to the car for cash, he was trying to grab his weed pipe but couldnt find it
Did he actually say this? That's hilarious if true. Did he basically confirm that he was baked out of his tree at the time?
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>>63773208
It really bothers me that some guy typed that poem.
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>>63773213
Who cares. Fucking wage slave nobody.
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>>63773159
>>63773168
I thought it was a /heem/ meme like making multiple predictions and flicking jabs
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>>63773206
>or does he do another DX crotch chop. Frankly, I'm hoping for the latter.

He would gain a lot more of my respect than he already has if he gave him the suck it.

>>63773213
I was honestly under the impression that he caught a perma for "doxxing" me. It was around that time that I stopped seeing dock photos posted, and he used to post them all the time. It made me think that his phone got perma'd.
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>>63773265
That guy would have changed ISPs and phone service provides that same night if he had to, to post on here again.
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>>63773231
Wel he said he had the bowl in his cup holder, but when he went back it wasnt there and he figured it went flying during the collision. I really recommend listening to the entire interview.
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>>63773184
Honestly, I thought most of it was him being fake and doing the whole repentant act.
I get why he has to do it, but I wish he could just be himself
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>>63773264
The guy used to brag about how much he made all the damn time.

That is literally what led to me BTFOing him about his TV, which fueled his hatred, which is what gave him the ambition to do all that twitter/youtube stalking on that muslim idiot.
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>>63773277
You don't even have to change your service provider. Phones have dynamic IPs
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>>63773282
You've convinced me, I'll do er tonight. Thanks bud

>>63773277
Then why hasn't he posted a dock pic since then?
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>>63773265
>implying anyone gets permabanned from 4chan

If youre on here enough you just know how to proxy and/or get a new IP address. Your phone provider gives you a new IP every time you power your phone on (at least mine does).
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>>63773231
I don't believe anything he said about the accidents.
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>>63773265
He posted more pics after that, Mohammed.
>>63773264
There's Dockfag who is proud of having a blue collar job and some NEET in florida that calls everyone a "zilch" whose biggest accomplishment is apparently living in Florida.
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>>63773294
He would have taken it to that extreme if need be was the point, Muntambo.
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>>63773292
>stalking on that muslim idiot
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>>63773292
>That is literally what led to me BTFOing him about his TV
>that muslim idiot.

Getting your pronoun perspectives mixed up, bud.
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Can someone post the Dennis Siver there is no need to be upset image
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>>63773359
Can't believe my image actually banged bruv. Absolute madness
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>Adan and Dockfag are aware of eachothere presence
I feel like things are about to get heated...
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>>63773264
there are at least 3 people who do it
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How the fuck do you faggots know who's who when there's like 20 different americans? Right now theres 26 IPs in here. So maybe 2-4 canadians, italy, 1 or 2 netherlands, austria, africa proxy, france, norway, germany, australia.

Ok so there's probably like 10-12 americans. I guess thats less than I thought.
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post heems u degenerates
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>>63773403
>africa proxy

do you realize how fucking quickly proxies get permanently banned on here? he's been using it for years.
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>>63773403
I can recognize the scent of each of your pussies
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>>63773416
Yeah but if you have a mootpass you can post on banned proxies.
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>Let's talk about consequences.
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>>63773403
>more than one canadian

lmao your first day eh?

>>63773379
>exposed wires

>>63773235
Why dude? It's pretty good.

>>63773406
vicious heem, I like it
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>>63773433
>consequences

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWjKkF0Zi4
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>>63773403
What about me?
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>>63773403
You have to keep in mind that people posting from their phones will be responsible for multiple unique IPs
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>>63773477
you count as canadians because you're just as retarded
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>>63773502
colour me offended but what am I going to do aboot it really
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>>63773502
You count as non-white
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>>63773518

nothing cuz I'd heem you in RL faggot
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>>63773500
Only if they restart their phone every time they post, or are constantly traveling in a vehicle as I mentioned here >>63773314
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>>63773530
no you wouldn't bud

you'd be blind if you tried
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>>63773535
I've posted from my phone while stationary and watched it happen before bud. I'm not just makin shit up here. But it's possible that my phone is just a bit fuckied, too.
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I can't wait for the Jones DC rematch. Holy fucking shit this is gonna be good.
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>>63773556
What? Those handful of cases compared to your white population fast becoming a minority? Topped with your SJW population full of feminists and BLM.

You're done America, it's over.
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>>63773314
Try posting, requesting, or advertising a certain something and see how long your ban lasts.
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>>63773570
>Holy fucking shit this is gonna be good.

It's going to be The Massacre of DC, bud. It's not going to be a competitive fight imo
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>>63773556
>>63773579

Don't start this shit on /heem/ you mugs
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>>63773603
shut your mouth, pussy
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>>63773594
You didnt answer any of my questions at all and now I'm getting a child porn vibe from you.
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>>63773314
Many people have static ips. Most proxies are banned, fresh ones get banned really fast, the ban is permanent.

>anonymity
>4chan

take your pick
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>>63773613

I could literally heem you into next week you silly slag
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>>63773616
lewd
What's the P in Chael P. Sonnen stand for?
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>>63773635
patty
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>>63773595
Jones coming back from an over a year layoff, no coke to fuel his madness, additional muscle so he will gas quicker, DC improving with every fight.

#AndStill
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The British are the p4p best posters here, if you disagree it's highly likely that you're either a retard or just a plain soft cunt.
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>>63773712

As bad in MMA as you are in soccer.

>0(zero) champions

Do you even have anyone in the top 10 of any division?
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>>63773712
Personally I'm a fan of Italy
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>>63773682

Jones being the pound for pound best fighter on earth already, has an epiphany and comes back to the UFC super jacked as though he'd just went super saiyan

He's going to fuck DC up, DC has no chance
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>>63773682
>more muscle makes you gas quicker
I hate this meme
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>>63773724
I like Germany but I know he doesn't like me. Making fun of skinnyjeans is fun, too.

>>63773721
they literally have zero power in their bodies
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>>63773732
THOSE MUSCLES REQUIRE OXYGEN, MIKE
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>>63773403
There are more than 20 Americans. It's just the NEETs who are awake right now ITT.
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>>63773721
>>0(zero) champions

not after England's Brave Conor McGregor is done with Aldo
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>>63773732
I'm arguing against that guy but he is correct without question on that notion

more muscle mass requires more oxygen, plain and simple. That said, it's entirely likely that he will still have excellent cardio like he always has.
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>>63773743
There is a good German, and a German who is the biggest SJW on /heem/.
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>>63773721
How about you fight me then? post your gym.
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>>63773762

0
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Conor running through Aldo is literally shit compared to Ronda getting head kick KO'd.
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>>63773777
http://www.dieselgym.co.uk/
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Lel you can talk about restaurant service in foreign countries but dont you dare talk about how computers and networks work.
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>>63773767
there's actually like 5 of us.
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>>63773824
spotted the faggy one
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>>63773763
so you are saying that the bigger the muscle is, it requires more oxygen?

Mr. Rogaine I hope you realize you cant build additional muscle cells. Aerobic activity like fighting is, is done by the mitochondria.

You cant build additional mitochondria. When you increase in size you build additional myosin fibers and sarcoplasm which is the fluid around the myosin(used for contraction).

What can make you gas quicker is being heavier overall, which is what happens when you increase muscle mass
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>>63773820
/v/ is unironically the strictest board on 4chan, there's at least one mod on there who literally jerks off to banning people over harmless banter.
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>>63773780
are you trying to start on me buddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX_69IfNacw
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>>63773835
that's homophic. Please leave /heem/, that attitude is not welcome here.
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>>63773813
>east london
at least its not in south
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>>63773820
Oops posted the wrong pic
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If Conor McGregor heemed Doland Trump would it be World War 3?
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>>63773820

Can you stop bitching already?
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I'm the #1 p4p poster in here.
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>>63773859
Thank you based ameribro mod for cleaning up the trash and keeping the discussion on topic. Who do you think will win Conor or Aldo?
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>>63773895
you've never even written a long poem specifically for /heem/ to read, bud.

>>63773836
seems legit

maybe he won't gas then
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>>63773937
if aldo uses leg kicks at a high rate he wins if not he loses
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>>63773937
>Who do you think will win Conor or Aldo?

Just a ridiculously difficult fight to pick, but after the Mendes fight, I told myself that I'd never bet against Aldo again. So I guess I'd say Aldo.
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>>63773937

Conor really...Aldo will have Velasquez syndrome. Depending on how the fight goes we might get an immediate rematch.
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>>63773960
I would even go so far as to say that if Aldo only lands a few good leg kicks early the likelihood of him winning goes up a lot. But that might be the recent memory of two fights last weekend involving injured legs early in the fight and having a large effect having an effect on what I'm leaning towards.

slower legs Goob = way, way less dangerous Goob. His footwork and striking defense is already bad.
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Daily reminder that Conor Mcgregor
>is Irish
>short
>obsessed with gold
>wears a (often green) suit
>red hair and beard
>obsessed with outfoxing his opponents with movement
>if you defeat him you get rich

This man is a proven Leprechaun beyond a shadow of a doubt
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>>63773937
Lol, is anybody even watching that shit now that waterson is out?
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>>63773994
>Aldo's memekicks
>Conor has bad striking defense
...
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>>63774068
How are they meme kicks? Also, Conor does let himself get hit quite a bit and has been relying on his chin more each fight
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>THE EVER GREATEST!
>THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF MMA!

>download and watch all of Jon Jones fights
>pretty boring decision-TKO-submission-elbow babby with no knockout power
>no explosiveness
>can't dunk even though he can probably almost touch the net while standing

just look at this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Jones#Mixed_martial_arts_record

he better get a KO soon
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>>63774026
it all makes sense now
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>>63774068
Are you implying that Conor doesn't have bad striking defense?
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>>63774068

Conor was getting lit up in his last fight that Rogan was "wowing"
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>>63773950
If he didnt neglect his cardio, he wont gas

The thing is its hard to perform at a high level at both strength and endurance at the same time

Maybe he trains in phases, strength phase now, endurance phase before the fight
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>>63774068
Conor does in fact have bad striking defense you goof
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>>63774026

this is fucking hilarious
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>>63774128
>The thing is its hard to perform at a high level at both strength and endurance at the same time
>Maybe he trains in phases, strength phase now, endurance phase before the fight

I was kind of thinking that he was taking advantage of not being a UFC contractor and roiding his ass off because there was no way he could be legally tested
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https://youtu.be/_SLMCWPPSRk
https://youtu.be/_SLMCWPPSRk
https://youtu.be/_SLMCWPPSRk
https://youtu.be/_SLMCWPPSRk

OHHHH SHITT
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>>63773895
Sure are predictionkek
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>>63774185
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>>63774068
People with wide stances don't really like leg kicks look at the diaz brothers senpai
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someone webm this

https://instagram.com/p/-cPCqdoblm/
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>>63774189
I'm not predictionc
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>>63774185
oh look its the "why muslims are not terrorists and schaub loves black men" podcast
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>muh defense
>muh meme kicks
>muh jew jitszu

Shut the fuck up you goofs. It's simple.
He hits them. They fall.
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What will DC do after he loses, for a second time, to Jones?
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>>63774249
Heem leakin
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>>63774259
man black ppl have terrible hairlines

poor darkies
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>>63774275
Doesn't TRT abuse cause balding?
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>>63774259


just imagine how fat he will become when he's not fighting anymore, popeye's erry day and a cushy FOX sports analyst position
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>>63772234
tldw for the jones vid?
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>>63774238
HEEM MEME'D
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>>63774259
Move up a weight class and win the heavyweight title
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>>63774292
just watch it

are you a fightfan or not?

maybe you'll prefer Fox's shitty 2 minute long cookie cutter interviews aimed at wageslaves
https://www.youtube.com/user/UFCONFOXofficial/videos
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What fights are you personally most hyped up in the months before us ? For me its Lombard vs Rory Waterboy Macdonald. It has so much potential but it can easily be a stalemat. Like rory ellenberger and or boetsch lombard.
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>>63774177
why would you think that hes on roids
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>>63774292
See
>>63773184

But really you should watch. Its great.
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>>63774334
I can tell you're wearing thick framed glasses, a vest, and a fedora right now.
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>>63774314
Imagine Jones moved up and keked him out of that too
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>>63774334
I was really hyped for Torres Vs Waterson... now I just don't know.
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>>63774320
>aimed at wageslaves

Huh?
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>>63774375
wagekuck plebs don't have time for long interviews
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>>63774357
is that right assfaggot-bitchboy ?
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>>63774314
>he already beat #6, 10, 11 and 12 at heavyweight

>>63774367
claudia should fight her :^)
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>>63774239
buddy we know it's you

you enjoy putting time and effort into your tryhard OPs and you also enjoy contributing to the threads with the predictions. there is nothing wrong with that, just cut the act already

>>63774340
Because he suddenly got enormous and it was coincidentally when he had zero chance to be tested over the course of a year?

>>63774367
yeah I'm probably not even going to get the ppv anymore
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>>63774408
Yes, it is right.
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>>63774357
>>63774408
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>>63774419
>Because he suddenly got enormous and it was coincidentally when he had zero chance to be tested over the course of a year?
show me how he looked before
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>>63774320
>calling someone a cookie cutter
>fan of jon jones

can't believe a fan of the misfits unironically likes him
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>>63774390
But im paid an hourly wage and i posted >>63773184
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>>63774320
>are you a fightfan or not?
Not. I poke my head in from time to time.
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Jessica Penne should fight Tecia

What's Calderwood doing
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>>63774424
oh you a big boy you made a big boy assessment well come at me bro :P
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>>63774412
>claudia should fight her :^)
That's actually a brilliant idea.
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>>63774334
Im guessing we are not counting 194, Mendes Frankie for me.
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>>63774498
I already did come at you and all I got back was you managing to stammer out "I-is that s-so?'

Square up, bitch.
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>>63774500
With Joanna having surgery literally today Claudia should probably fight someone in the meantime.
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>>63774437
I know google is hard for some people so here you go bud
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>>63774500
>>63774478
>>63774412
Well it's actually a brilliant idea for Claudia to fight Tecia because none of the lower ranked girls will have a chance of winning on short notice (probably)... Everyone would want to watch that fight.
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Leave Holly to me.
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>>63774568
Miesha should have taken the fight against Nunes. All this 'but you promised' bullshit would really piss me off if I was Dana (which I'm not).
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Certified QT-FUCKING-3.14!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWp2TeNK2wI
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>>63774498
>>63774519
guys guys

calm down, try to see one another as your brother

maybe even call them brother, try it

>>63774534
>Claudia should probably fight someone in the meantime.
Winner of Paige vs Rose to be quite honest
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Whites, we now in #operationtakeback

Taking back OUR belts from the mud races. First we took Middle weight from the HUE Silva, then we took it back from the halfbreed Rousey, now we're coming for Aldo's belt.

Who /white/ here?
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>>63774615
>screencapping your own posts from a shitty off-topic argument
literally kill yourself
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>>63774605
>still no Thrill and Agony
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>>63774621
don't forget killashaw
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>>63774621
>now we're coming for Aldo's belt.
who exactly?
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>>63774621

Just kill yourself
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>>63774621
>this dude
>white
compare him to the snownigger in your pic, they are nothing alike
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>>63774615
that little bitch boy aient never gonna be ma brotha the motherfucker assumes im a fedora because of my hype for lombard vs waterboy shiiiet if he was here i would shawshank that guy in d ass
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>>63774766
he's almost as white as Cain
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>>63774760
>having this much hate

breathe and let go of your fears
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>>63774785

>Hate for telling a /pol/ shitposter to kill themselves

Wew
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>>63774777
You know I would literally kill you if you did something like that?
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>>63774777

>Serbian typing in ebonics
>Imagine someone named "Cheryboyshevshev" reading that sentence

What a time to be alive.
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>>63772874
>we are now seeing a prime, motivated Jon Jones who trains year round

Hold me, bros
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>>63774813
big words for a big boy :P you sure are an aasssfagget
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>>63774766

http://ethnicelebs.com/chris-weidman

He's half potato. Maybe Potatoes are taking the belts back
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>>63774980
I think it's the pollution in that area of the country that makes everyone darker.
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>>63774945
Literally
Kill
You
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>>63775094
Leave my friend alone

>>63772874
>>yfw Jones hasn't even been trying until now
>>63774862
>>we are now seeing a prime, motivated Jon Jones who trains year round

Honestly is pretty exciting. Imagine he shows up vastly improved in all areas? It would be unreal
>>
You still there pussy? Look into my eyes little man you fake ass cheap shotting no hespect having jabroni fake Mexican.
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