lets do this
Who Dat here, looking for a Colts win today
>>63728287
Reporting in from Roswell. Hungover as fuck. Hopefully the Falcons will actually show up today and play a decent game. God damn they've looked bad recently.
>>63728376
I refuse to be swept by the goddamn NFC South. A Goddamn joke of a division last year.
Let's do this!
>>63728376
Hi family. How is your family?
>>63728494
great desu senpai
>>63728427
>last year
It's almost like last year's teams were different, and so last year's results don't mean anything.
>>63728494
Wouldn't mind stickin it up her ass and fucking the Colts fan out of her. Worth the HIV? Maybe. If the Falcons win, definitely.
Hands is sweaty.
GTech reporting in
I have too much too be studying for but I can't stop procrastinating
thank god it's not the moronic fucks ronde barber and charles casserley with siragusa on the sideline today
YOU CANT HASSEL THE BECK
>>63728558
>nigger city shit talking about STDs to the midwest
Sure thing DaQuan
>>63728558
>Worth the HIV?
what? Indy is the whitest city on the planet. Unlike Shitlanta.
cant wait to watch bustley get pushed around today
frank gore more like frank no more
>>63728618
I think he's memeing about that one town in Indiana where every one does heroin and apparently they only have1 needle.
>CLOTS
>HASSELKEK
That throw was horrific
HAHAHA HE IS SHIT
>>63728607
Beck status: Hassel'd
LGTSS
>clots
Good start, I'm liking this Colts momentum. Definite win.
HUCK FASSELBECK
>go to roddy white
>incomplete
who would have guessed
i hope we never go to roddy again
>3 straight passes to old man roddy
shanahan sucks
Thanks Roddy. Complain and bitch until they finally start forcing the ball to your non open ass.
DEFENSE
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HAHAHAHA NICE KICK FAGGOT
>get turnover
>do nothing with it
Fuck Shannyball
>>63728742
>THAT KICK
LEL
Meh, I accepted this teams fate back in week 2.
At least we're guaranteed to clean house staff-wise after we finish 6-10.
hahahaha suck it shitlanta
H-here we go again
>>63728790
How is that, Falcons? Y'all suck.
Hitting that upright is tough. That was a good kick. I'm impressed.
>>63728742
>>63728777
>wahhh why won't they throw to roddy more?
Why do people do this Dynasty? Dude's getting old and can't get separation.
>>63728654
>>63728618
Actually thought that was Bree Olsen. The pornstar who was fucking Charlie Sheen who just came out and announced he's got the HIV. Is it not her? Looks just like her.
God I hope someone is stupid enough to hire Kyle Shannahan as HC.
Great start by the Falcons. Brillian game plan just brilliant. Everyone thinks we are going to run the ball because we have a top 3 RB so lets force it to Roddy every play since everyone on the radio has been butthurt that hes not involved. Matt Ryan does one radio station appearance a week and ltierally allhe hosts did was bash him for not getting Roddy the ball and all the ni****s calling the station were chimping ou about the same thing.
>>63728585
This
>>63728558
There was a county that was having a massive spread of HIV about a year ago. Ducking drug addicts.
Matt Bryant is starting to suck
>>63728871
Kickers usually fall off a cliff suddenly and dramatically. Same thing happened to Jason
Elam.
>>63728790
Where did this dog from? Is he the new sheep in sunglasses?
Collins burned again...
SCOFELD DOIN THANGS
>Clots turn the ball over again
Watch us do absolutely dick with it.
literally doesn't matter, our offense is shit.
Somebody told me andrew luck actually has a burst testicle.
>dolts
kek clots
Nice, nice. 2/2 on turnovers. We're going all the way this year.
all these old men can't keep the ball for longer for a minute
FREEMAN 2 GOAT
Oh boy.
>give the ball to Freeman
>good things happen
Who knew?
based freeman
Freeman ded after that stop.
>>63729068
good call
GET KEKED
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Ryan is absolute dogshit this year. I don't know what's happened to him.
It's ALWAYS TIPS
Colts bro here -- that's not an int
>>63729238
Kyle goddam Shannahan fucked up his progressions.
who was targeted on that INT?
>>63729238
Shanahan happened.
>>63729269
Commercial time for the review because they need to call Roger Goodell and ask them what team they want to win this game.
>>63729204
Thanks. This team is so goddamn predictable.
refball
CALL STANDS
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>call stands
bullshit
fucking refball holy shit. The NFL will literally do everything they can to make Andrew Luck look decent.
LET'S MAKE UP RULES AS WE GO SENPAI
>Turnover
>Missed FG
>Turnover
>Turnover
Quality drives. Quality game.
what's mike carey's IQ? does it break into double digits?
>>63729355
are you retarded? luck isn't even playing today
>>63729355
Hahaha you
>Freeman ded
it's ogre
>>63729385
but they have to make the colts relevant so when he returns people will pay attention.
Clotsfag here, this is the first time in at least a a month that a bullshit review went in our favor
I don't know how they ruled that an INT
>>63729355
nice shitpost
Clotsfan here. That was refball like a muhfugga. What is wrong with officials?
>>63729419
Damage
Fucking
Control
>>63729433
Eh, Bryant probably would have shanked the field goal anyway.
Are upper sleeve zippers going to be the next big thing? Thanks Nike.
Refball is out of fucking control holy shit.
lol refballs everywhere
>offense gets the ball back
ha ha
time to shit the bed
That nigga knocking over hasslekek
>>63729474
WTF was the holder doing?
>tfw the refball is actually going our way
I mean we're going to do fuck all with it but still
>>63728376
Mein negro. Geaux Colts!
anyone here like horses?
>12 men on the field defense
I've never seen that called pre-snap. Is that even a thing?
>>63729629
>>63729531
>>63729419
>>63729355
Cry more bitchnigga, you're still going to win this game
>that feel when watching the drivechart and you dont have any clue what happened
feels bad man
Doesn't the Colts defense kind of suck?
>>63729629
They changed the rule so if the ball is about to be snapped they'll call it early so the offense doesn't get a free play
inb4 Coleman fumbles.
>no defensive holding called on julio
>>63729629
They said the snap was imminent. So I guess unless that nigga could teleport out of the field there was no way he'd make it.
>>63729713
no even last last year it was only mediocre at worst they spent most of the draft on the defense and mathis is back so they're at least better than last year but by no means a good defense
Trent Green is so handsome. He looks like a 1950's movie star. Bet he's packin a big ol' salami in those slacks.
>>63729817
u gay af
>>63729817
nigga u gay
We need to put Jake Long in as right tackle.
>>63729817
Are you the same guy who used to say really gay shit in Braves game threads?
R O D N E Y
RODDYS BACK BABY
>>63729870
>>63729879
Teehee :)
>>63729919
Nope, but just wait til the baseball season starts! I'll gay up some Braves threads if you like!
nice run coleman
>>63728832
according to google it is
WE ELITE OFFENSE AGAIN
Lel
welp.
Finally a nicely executed play.
>Based DiMarco
How the fuck do you get THAT wide open?
Good game guys.
>>63729817
Why you so gay, gay nigga?
>>63729963
So then I'm right and fuck those other idiots. Why would I ever doubt me being less intelligent than other 4chan posters. Rookie mistake on my part.
a little too easy tbqh
kyle shanahan's wild meme offence comes through
>>63729993
THE CURSE IS BROKENNNNNN!!!
THE CURSE IS BORKENNNN!!
Who /cantwaitforgrigsontogetfired/ here?
Who /812/ here?
Fucking refball that wasn't a touchdown REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>freeman out
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>63730080
Fuck you. Hamilton county is easily the best place to live here.
And it hits the upright again. He's really good.
>>63730080
Reppin greenwood
you dirty clots niggers hurt my baby
>>63730080
nice, 812. I don't live in Indiana but I used to bang a redhead from Evansville.
rip freeman
press f to pay respects
>>63730148
hopefully it's not too bad, concussions fucking suck though since there's no telling
>Freeman ded
Sucks, but maybe Shanahan will stop memeing it up and let Ryan throw downfield.
Gurley down in pain.
>>63730168
No way. Enjoy xmas traffic
apology for poor english
when were you when freeman was kill?
i was sat at home shitposting when KoSEC ring
‘freeman is kill’
‘no’
and you?
>>63730080
317 Represent!
>>63730252
shit, really?
Fed's usual break point conversion is back just in time fot Nole.
>>63730261
KoSEC ring
'we should have draft Gurl'
>and then i told him to throw at desmond trufant and he did it the absolute madman
>>63730306
oh wait this is the nfl thread
i-is this a s-sack?
We gettin sacks now.
just put this team out of its misery
i fucking hope jax wins the division
>winston guy
holy shit, he's still in the league?
Holy fucking refball what?
Why is Dan Quinn wearing this camouflage shit? Nigga looks like he should be on Duck Dynasty.
>>63730418
Colts are shit, why do we bother ;(
>>63730504
all the hats are like that because muh troops
>be vontae
>talk shit about breaking up a 3-yard smoke route
>get sodomised the play immediately after
literally whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolio
fucking julio
Can you kick people and shit if you're carrying the ball?
>spread ball around
>suddenly julio is open
who would have guessed
>>63730544
At least they're not decked out in pink
>>63730725
more like
>stop throwing to roddy
>suddenly start moving the ball
>DiMarco has two TD receptions
max kek
Is DiMarco elite?
Did the Colts sell their souls to beat Denver?
Some sorta goat's blood type shit must've gone down.
are we elite again?
We need to put freeman back in. I dont understand the big deal with a concussion its all mental
>>63730832
first ballot hall of fame
>arnold doing app commercials now
>>63730859
the broncos game was the only instance of the colts playing decently before halftime so I see no reason why that should extend here
i just want this season to end
>>63730899
exactly. he's gonna have brain damage when he retires whether he plays with a concussion or not.
How are the defending AFC Finalists doing today?
>>63730685
Yes, but not really. You can hurt a safety however you feel like as long as you look like you're focused on carrying the ball. unsportsmanlike conduct will occur if it's clear the player is just chimping.
>>63731097
so grigson can clean house and put his fingers into more pies?
what did we do to deserve this
>>63731176
How's the minimum wage worker not even from New England that's shitposting in another team's game thread because he has nothing else to do with his life between shifts sponge today?
>at gym
>fat smelly indian kid comes in
>man tits like a small b cup, and ass like a black mans, but body of an old man
>goes to press on flat bench, puts 20lbs on bar, total of 65lbs
>he does one garbage rep
>as he sits up he starts rubbing his wrists, making many painful facial gestures
>he walks to treadmill and goes grandma pace
>he was wearing a colts jersey
no surprise
>>63731238
No, grigson will be gone, man. Irsay may be a coked up dumbass but it's already been well established that grigson will e gone
>falcons and colts bandwagons both dead
>gamethread dead on the first thread
How the mighty have fallen
Has Atlanta ever had a stop on third down?
>mo one covering Hilton
>>63731299
>You
>Ever going to the gym
>EVER
>Needing to make up lies on a Kenyan Cartoon Sports Board
>Hooooooly Shit
>Here are the outline of all the assess (kek, he actually drew a line along their buttocks, the big, powerful linemen.)
>in thermo class
>fat smelly neckbeard kid comes in
>man tits like a small b cup, and ass like a black mans, but body of an old man
>spends entire class looking at hotties in the front row
>they turn around
>make eye contact
>he quickly darts his eyes away to his phone so they don't catch him
>mutters "I-I don't want 3dpd anyway"
>he was wearing a pats jersey
Every time
>>63731299
>tfw been hitting personal bests every time i've gone in this month
feels good man
Can someone post a link to a stream of the game please?
Love the 1-2 punch
>>63731176
Flyin' that banner loud and proud faggot.
>Indianapolis Colts General Manager Ryan Grigson has been more than pleased with his two high-profile offseason additions in Frank Gore and Andre Johnson. The two should-be future Hall of Famers are still hungry for a ring and have been working extremely hard in the team’s offseason practices, even after having already achieved such acclaimed careers:
>“I just like how they’re all business,” said Grigson. “Those guys are all business.”
>“And it shows,” added Grigson. “They’ve got father time in the rear view and you can tell by, Andre (Johnson) last night, his catch radius at 229 pounds, shredded at 6’3″ and change. I mean that guy is impressive and just goes about his business. He’s out there working, and he doesn’t say a peep, neither does Frank (Gore), and they just work. They’re not prima donnas by any stretch. They are hungry for a ring. That’s why they’re here. And they’re a lead by example type guy, which we really love.”
>If the Colts will be hosting the Lombardi Trophy come February, Gore and Johnson will be a big reason why.
http://horseshoeheroes.com/2015/06/15/grigson-gore-and-johnson-hungry-for-a-ring/
>Pagano's little cheerleader claps even when they are playing like shit
This dude needs to fucking go.
>in store
>fat smelly nigger kid comes in
>man tits like a small b cup, and ass like a... well, a black mans, but body of an old man
>spends entire time looking at white girls in the front
>they turn around
>make eye contact
>he quickly darts his eyes away to his phone so they don't catch him
>mutters "m-muh dick"
>he was wearing a falcons jersey
Every time
You may only post ITT if your city wasn't blown the fuck out by baby's first pipe bomb and in tears for two years afterward
Falcons and colts fans welcome to stay
>not so fat, Bombston
>literally getting blown out by 19 year old Chechens with a pressure cooked
Is Cam Newton the least niggerish black QB ever?
>no tattoos
>conservative haircut
>articulate
>doesn't chimp out
>can actually stand in the pocket and throw
>>63731510
>mfw my military press is going up
We made that drive so goddamned easy. I'm fucking done with this team. See you guys next season.
>>63731625
Top laff
Delusional fuckwits forgot about the curse of deflategate
>>63731787
Good points.
Hmm, you're making me re-evaluate my lack of racism.
>>63731787
Does Russell Wilson count as black?
>>63731765
I honestly thought you were talking about the olympic bombing of '96
>>63731802
You're the definition of the word fag.
>>63731791
>mfw I don't lift but am up to a 4:30 45 lb weighted plank
>>63731787
his "swag" dance moves he does after every first down is the most ni**ardly thing in te entire league.
>>63731864
No. He's a Halfrican at most.
>>63731903
dat core
>>63731787
>>doesn't chimp out
uhhhh WAT
>>63731765
>Falcons and colts fans welcome to stay
>>falcons
>implying
>>63731978
it doesn't even show because I'm a cardiofag and my proportions are all kinds of weird 2bh
>>63731787
I disagree
>steals banners from fans
>muh dik shuckin and jivin
>wins because of run game and defense
>>63732038
cardiofags tend to have a strong core, which you need if you love to run for periods of time, so don't feel weird brah
>Seventeen of 48 ESPN experts picked the Colts to win the AFC this season. Grigson gets it.
>"When you are this close, it's the allure of winning it all," Grigson said. "You don't want to wait. I'm not the most patient person in the world. When you have the quarterback we do and the weapons we have and you have made significant strides every year, I get why Joe Fan is excited. They see the growth and the potential.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2566550-the-evolution-of-ryan-grigson-the-nfls-most-unconventional-gm
Dan Quinn is honestly worse at timeout managemnt than mike smith. expect him to fuck this us.
i thought he was going to kill ryan
just got done running a marathon and boy does it feel like my legs are going to fall off
This game is kind of boring tbqh. Anyone else agree?
Why is Ward getting ANY playing time?
>>63732323
he always fucks up in pass protection as well
>>63732285
>That parallel to the Georgia Bulldawgs
>>63732323
Freeman is concussed and Tevin Coleman is ottermode
Cmon Colts just hit the short out routes and let Vinny boot that shit in.
>>63732268
>two shit teams
What did you expect f a m?
If only we drafted Gurley...
>>63732442
sometimes you get a fun spaghetti game at least
TIME OUT COLTS FFS!!!!!!!
Is Pagano gonna get fired if da colts don't make the leloffs?
>>63732509
This is poor coaching. They had plenty of time to drive down and get a FG. What the fuck. This is why this team is a bag of ass.
>>63732589
he should. its the weakest division
>>63732589
He'll get shitcanned either way, unless they make an improbable Owl run.
I'm going to shitpost here
Who else halftime faptime?
Hassalbeck is looking damn good. I think this halfs gonna be good
>>63732594
>>63732509
It's better to slow the game down. Rushing and getting INT would put this game almost out of reach.
Link to stream?
>>63732799
http://wiziwig.ru/football/watch-998310-indianapolis-colts-at-atlanta-falcons
here
>>63732687
>>63731299
Just came to this smug little whore right here.
>>63732589
I say if they don't make it, he'll end up the way Chud and Ryan did.
Not another team.
>>63732823
>tattoos
>>63732589
He won't get fired, he just won't be renewed (contract is up at end of this year).
Firing him mid season would be dumb
missed the first half, can anyone tell me what the FUCK Frank Gore is doing and why he hates my fantasy team so much?
>18 yds
>fumble
>being beat out by Ahmad Bradshaw
everything is suffering
>>63732823
Absolute trash, grody.
>>63732904
Glad to hear!
>>63732990
he's old
>tfw hoping for a win from Atlanta for my b-day
>>63732990
>fantasy
Go back to your containment thread
how fucking longer does hester need?
S M H
T B H
F A M
>>63733193
Hey man, Happy Birthday. I'm hopin for a win as well. Any plans? Or just stayin comfy watchin some NFL?
>>63733241
week 13 i think
I don't think Colemans ever been tackled, i think he just trips over someone foot every play.
>>63733193
happy birthday bud
>>63732823
Who is this sperm worm?
>>63733298
The ol' Jerious Norwood strategy, eh?
Should I start tripping? I want to be a cool internet celebrity on the chanz, too.