Jets giving the Texans 3 for today's 1:00 game. U/O is 39.5...What's the smart money on?
Texans ml
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Is this the game thread? I don't see one
>yates missing a wide open hopkins
>>63728892
I guess. I can't find one. And I'm not going to make one.
Lol same
Also, Yates is a fucking bum.
>playing with no thumbs
I can't see the Texans Offense doing much, if Jets score 1 TD it's probably over
WILDCAT
is Yates, dare I say it... Okay?
Is this the official game thread
pathetically empty
jesus christ i get it that we dont have many texans fans but holy shit youd think jets would atleast populate the thread
>>63729544
Yes. He's given us a playoff win before
We are really mememing it up this quarter
>Watt in on offense
Meme as fuck
>>63729625
Jets bro here. Hey, how are ya?
>First quater is already over
>Not running it 2 more time from the 2 yard line
>>63729625
here. Seems like all the fans know the inevitable sub .500 finish is coming
>>63729842
not if we run wildcat all day nigga
>>63729625
What this lad said >>63729842 plus im eating so i really didn't feel like getting shit all over my keyboard
What, y'all don't know 'bout Kevin?
>>63729938
hes a baaaad meme
>>63729754
unbelievably quick first quarter desu
>>63729911
I almost hope they lose now so the tickets for the Giants game go down
>fitzdragon
>stone hands Marshall triple covered
>Fuck it in going deep
>>63729980
Yea I going to the game against the titans just because that game was so fucking expensive
>marshall
Stop fucking running it
>Yates
More proof that Williams>Cro
>>63727729
>yfw NY turnover
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tanneshit
Of course now Bullock can kick
>mangold hurt again
of fucking course
This thread is so empty it's depressing. What's everyone drinking?
>coke zero
>>63731040
Pretty depressing indeed
Also, regular coke
>>63731040
Golden Bear Arizona
>>63731040
JOHN BEAM & SHINER
>>63731040
Yeah not even surprised That no Texans fan made a game thread,more surprised that nobody from the jets did. Either way its pretty weak stuff from both fanbases desu family
HOLY SHIT THAT CATCH
Hopkins is elite
>>63730072
This is the most expensive Jets game I've seen in a while. The worst seats are going for 225
>>63731424
Jets fans are at that point of the season where it starts to go downhill
The hype gets built, then the decline
I know, I'm a Jets fan
>Odell Beckham Jr. invented the one handed catch
>REVIS
HOPKINS THE GOAT
THE GOAT THE GOAT
YATESDRAGON
YATESDRAGON
YATESDRAGON
HOPDRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Odell Beckham has inspired a new way to catch the football
LOL BECKHAM COULDNT EVEN WASH NUK'S BOOTSTRAPS HAHAHAHAHAA
>>63730072
I'll see you there nigga
>the city of revis island
Texans going to the owl.
WATT
A
T
T
>irovy hurt
>mangold hurt
>still running
fucking chan
THE D
holy shit breno sucks
gg houston
AYY WATT LMAO.
This is the season guys ITS HAPPENING
>Le watt face
>yfw watt throws up 20 sacks again this season.
Its basically Watt vs. Wilkerson with Hopkins making a cameo
>yfw Indy is getting BTFO by atlanta
>yfw at the end of today the Texans have sole possession of the worst division in the history of the NFL
Where's my fellow Toxins fans at?
>>63732208
right here senpai
>cadence
Gannon bringing his dictionary to work.
>>63732208
Freezing my nuts off m8
>>63732208
rght here bby
if yates gets injured does watt play QB?
>>63732208
ayy
>not crediting OBJ for another one-handed catch
missing out on some madden sales, cbs
>>63732430
nah we got the GOAT now senpai
>>63732208
/gunspoint/ reporting in
A-are we back guys?
>>63732430
>if yates gets injured
Why would you say that? Why tempt faith like that?
>That flying view
>>63732430
Lechler is our emergency QB.
>dat depleted astrodome
Shitspatrick is shit.
Start Bryce Petty desu senpai.
Good to see the Texans D playing like they were expected to play this season.
Possibility of surprise texans Superbowl
?
>>63733087
There's a shit load of cats living in it now
>>63733360
I thought they were gonna tear it down
>>63733412
The country judge won't let it go.
Thank you Jests.
Where were you /sp/ when UNC produced the best QB in the league, also known as T.J. GREATS?
Nigga was down
why did I think the Jets could win
>>63733445
I don't see the point of keeping it there
It's sucking up money just sitting there
They should at least tear it down and build a museum or some shit
>>63733412
every time they try the city suddenly remembers they care about it and it gets halted another 2 years
he was down t.b.h. f,a,m
yes throw dragons and hope for PI
only way the jest can move the ball
fucking THANK YOU b marsh
>tfw the offense has to score more than 10 points to win
>Brandon Marshall was single-covered by a rookie
What the fucking shit, Romeo.
Pls no implode,Texans. ;_;
Is Decker ded?
>>63733611
Totally agree. They should build astro world 2. The closest theme park is in fucking San Antonio.
>>63734101
> not going to schlitterbahn
BASED YATES!!!!!
>>63733753
Semon demon
Also
TOUCHDOWN TEXANS!!!!!!!
>>63734101
Naw they're already building a theme park nearby
CECIL SHORTS JUST DOES EVERYTHING
I love this creativity they're doing. Texans Banzai desu ne!
>>63734140
Schliterbahn is chill, but man I miss a good roller coaster :(
Also holy fuck these ridiculous plays
WHO NEEDS A QUARTERBACK WHEN THE WHOLE TEAM IS ONE GIANT QB
Fucking hell we just got memed on. This defense is a joke
>>63734208
>LE FRENCH WHORE
BASED WILDKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>All these meme plays
Fk yeah meme plays all day erry day
>every shot after commercial is based Texas brisket
Stop making me fucking hungry CBS.
So are we gonna be the new meme team?
>>63734283
Cromartie just fucking kill yourself you old faggot. You syck and it is the only good thing you can do. Once youre ass is yoo old for football you will be broke from all the alimony you pay for your 9+ kids you piece of fucking trash
The real question: is Shorts an elite QB?
>>63734386
When you don't have a QB, you gotta rely on the memes.
>>63734386
BETTER THAN A LOSING TEAM
>>63734417
>So mad can't even type
Calm down m8 is just a game don't give your self an ulcer.
>>63734386
if memes = wins then just call me the mememan
>>63734417
>being this mad
AYY WATT
>>63734386
The Houston Meme-ers
>clowney pulling the DTs and giving watt 1v1s
if only this were the norm
>>63734494
We are all memes
>>63734588
it is now the norm, get used to it.
>revis pretending to get hurt so he doesn't get burnt by Nuk.
>game is so shit there's not even an official thread for it
>>63732081
>sole possession
GOD DAMN I FUCKING HATE THE COLTS!!!!!!!!!
>Texans win the division
>Bongols go down to the wildcard
>Texans vs Bongols, again
>Texans go on to win the Olw.
Also
TOUCHDOWN TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!!
We're doin it lads
FUCK THE COLTS
HOPKINS
O
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S
HOPKINS GOAT
>HOPKINS GOAT
HOPKINS GOAT
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HOPKINS GOAT
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HOPKINS GOAT
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>HOPKINS GOAT
>revis is glad that wasn't him
Kek
Fuck this team
Clear offensive PI.
WR's can do whatever they want to the DBs, but if a defender so much as touches the receiver its an instant penalty.
That's not fun or fair.
>>63734911
Dubs confirms it.
>>63734808
>an official thread for an NFL game on a Taiwanese captcha-generating website
>>63734974
Hopkins has been pushing off all year I have no idea why the refs just don't call it
>>63734974
Whether it was him moving away from the corner that caused the arm to extend or him pushing off, I'm honestly surprised it didn't draw a flag, too.
>Making Watt angry
>>63735077
He has, but he hides it well as good receivers do.
And Watt is always held so it's karma.
lel dat catch
FUCK YOU JETS
Decker is elite. We should have picked him up.
I think he got that shit.
>>63735247
He's actually bretty amazing when he's healthy, especially with Marshall as the 1
>>63735158
>He has, but he hides it well as good receivers do.
No he really doesn't. He often has his arm completely extended as if to keep the cornerback from gaining ground. It's something people have been talking about since week 2 so he clearly hasn't been doing a good job.
It's just the refs aren't calling offensive PI this year at all on anyone. It's really dumb. Not that I feel sorry for the Jets since Marshall literally pushed off, went out of bounds and went back in to make a game winning TD (that he didn't actually fully control) a couple weeks ago.
welp devin smith confirmed shit
wasted draft pick
HE DROPPED THE PASS, HE FUCKED DROPPED IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dropped touchdown
what a wasted draft pick
> dropping a literally perfect throw
THE D IS TOO BASED!!!!!!!!!
I've come to accept the fact were just a bad team. How we where 4-1 I'll never know
>>63735583
NO!!!
YOU BEAT THE COLTS!!!
YOU ARE BASED!!
STOP YOUR SHIT
How come that wasn't a flag? Not complaining kek
>that white guy with the gloves
lol the punter just got rocked are they seriously not calling that?
>>63735583
magic I guess
>>63735583
idk what to tell you m8 because the texans are a bad team too. id just say take solace in the fact that there's 5 years max left of Brady and load up on whiskey until then
>>63735742
Punters are divegrass tier. Can push them over with a feather.
>>63735742
he literally had full possession of the ball when he got hit. i'm surprised he got the kick off at all
Will we beat the clots at their stadium this year,family?
>>63735525
They'll get put in their place next month
>>63735904
I hope so
>>63735904
will it snow in hell?
>>63735930
BY?
ARE YOU A PATSFAGS THAT HAS REALIZED THE COLTS AREN'T EVEN A GAME AND GRASPING TO SOMEONE TO TALK SHIT TO?
CHARLES "HARD KNOCKS" JAMES
>>63736138
KEK, shut the fuck up Toxinsfag. Last time your team did anything they got their shit slapped sideways by the Pats and have had horrid seasons since. Stay buttblasted fuccboi
>>63736116
This is literally the last time I got mad at the Texans. Peak Rage if you will.
>>63736277
HEY FAGGOT, IM NOT SAYING WE CAN BEAT THE PATS.
IM JUST CALLING YOU A BANDWAGONER.
>>63736323
More or less then this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_hi7gOjE0
>>63736277
>literally getting on your phone and typing on a keyboard smaller than your palm to respond to niggerjokes2.0 on a malaysian basketweaving image hosting site in a thread not even featuring your team
>>63736517
LEGIT,
I AM COOL WITH NOT MAKING THE PLAYOFFS IF WE BEAT THE COLTS AT HOME.
>>63736596
DEEPSTEELBRO
DO I START PALMER OR RODGERS IN FANTASY?
>Fitzmagic killing himself every game
Is he suicidal?
>>63736679
Palmer. Cincy's confidence has been crushed.
PLAYMAKER
BREAKING THE MOLD
>fitzpatrick
What a man, what a man.
>>63736679
rodgers at minny or palmer vs the bungholes
id go palmer desu
i miss fitzy's heart
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FITZMAGIC
WHITE BOY IS FIERCE AS FUCK
He honestly looked like he had no idea where he was after that pop.
He's gonna die on the field
Fitz killing him self for the Jets.
that fucking heart
THAT'S A CONCUSSION
>Patrikeks on my /sp/
Geno wouldn't have gone that hard
The one thing about fitzpatrick here in buffalo, he was a hard worker. Hope he's alright. That looked like a nasty hit
Goddamn Fitz this ain't the Owl here. We're just the fucking Texans. Think about your son.
>>63736874
Who the backup if he goes down for concussion protocols
He's seeing stars.
>>63736879
He would've just lobbed it to the Texans
>>63736833>>63736774
THANK YOU BASED TEXANS FANS.
I WILL START BASED PALMS IN HIS RAGE
what a fucking alpha
Imagine a whole team of players with as much grit and guts as Fitzpatrick
>>63736900
Fitz has brains to spare unlike these braindead niggers whos brains stop working after one concussion
>>63736380
Cute :^)
Dammit Toxins, you better not let the Jests come back
>>63736966
>dat smurk on the refs face
JESTS BTFO
>>63737112
Nah cunt, 4th down
>clots win
>jests come back and suddenly season falls apart
bracing for depression
>>63737189
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I'm a Texans fan and I even I feel like fitz needs to try and avoid all of these crazy head on collisions nigga asking for a concussion
Texans need a stand here
>>63737212
You were saying?
GET FUCKED JESTS
>bearded QBs
FITZMAGIC!
Well fuck this season, and Fitzpatrick. Bowles too
that INT really means nothing, Texans will give it back in under 2 minutes with a full 3 and out
>>63737363
ARE YOU KEKING KIDDING ME?
>>63737334
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>4th quarter interception
every time
BASED
WHO HERE /HOPKINS/ /TEXANS D FANTASY/?
>>63737363
I wish I had a bread like Fitz tbch fmilia
P I C K S P A T R I C K
Why did he throw it away?
Someone needs to tell the Toxins that they need to get a 1st down if they want to bleed the clock.
>>63736517
I was camping that weekend and completely missed it so I was spared
>>63736596
>being so shut-in you sit in your room typing away on a cum-crusted keyboard while watching a social-encouraged sport
>not realizing that I'm here to laugh at the Jests and root for based Wilfork
Get your shit together
>>63737449
>Mexican wishes he had bread
>>63737465
We get it. Jets suck cock.
They're still my team.
>>63737543
Lucky you
>Jests
kek
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
WHAT? WHT??????
>>63737553
oh right sorry I forgot to check your livejournal post this morning to see which threads you would be frequenting and for what reasons. also curious to see your post tonight about whatever social gathering you're frequenting that encourages you to spend 30 minutes typing replies to neets on your phone. I'll be sure to send a DM on twitter outlining tomorrow's schedule for shitposting. sorry for the confusion fampai!
YOU
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FITZSUCKS
JEST
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WHO /TEXANS D HERE/?
BTFO
He saw that pass coming all the way. Jumped that route immediately.
AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM
>THE CITY OF RYAN PICKSMAGIC
>three wins in a row
Seemed unlikely some weeks back. i'll take it.
tfw the AFC South is so bad the Texans still have a shot at winning it.
BTFO!!!
Texans winning the owl this year,family.
>>63737757
You're forgiven senpaitachi!
LMAO
M
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>>63737949
>this early in the season
Texans could be 11-5.
>implying they're bad
they've allowed 2 touchdowns in the entire month of November
Goddamn it, Atlanta. Can you stop fucking choking on Matt Ryan's dick now?
