>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Welterweight Main Event
Kelvin Gastelum (11-1-0) vs. Neil Magny (16-4-0)
Featherweight
Ricardo Lamas (15-4-0) vs. Diego Sanchez (25-7-0)
Flyweight
Henry Cejudo (9-0-0) vs. Jussier Formiga (18-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Welterweight Final
Enrique Marín (8-2-0) vs. Erick Montaño (6-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Lightweight Final
Enrique Barzola (10-2-1) vs. Horacio Gutiérrez (2-1-0)
Lightweight
Efrain Escudero (24-9-0) vs. Leandro Silva (18-3-1)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Erik Perez (14-6-0) vs. Taylor Lapilus (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Bartosz Fabiński def Hector Urbina via unanimous decision
Bantamweight
Alejandro Perez def Scott Jorgensen via rd 2 TKO(Leg injury)
Featherweight
Andre Fili def Gabriel Benitez via rd 1 KO
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Alvaro Herrera def Vernon Ramos via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Cesar Arzamendia via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Michel Prazeres def Valmir Lázaro via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
1st for TUF finales are usually shit
Schaub
3rd for shit card
2nd for based mexican fans
lapilost
>>63715764
Dem tits
I can't believe you yuros stay up passed midnight to watch these nonames. Seems like you'd end up wasting your sunday sleeping in.
>>63715754
was there even an overall winner for the TUF Blackzillians vs ATT season?
>>63715812
Look at this guy he isn't a real fight fan
>>63715812
>he needs sleep
Fall asleep for about 6 and i'm back up at 11 lad
it's fucking rey mysterio !!!
Have you guys noticed on this edit of the 194 promo, they show Jose Aldo when he said "whats a mob to a king"? It's not like that in the longer version that originally aired.
#USA #EASTCOASTBEASTCOAST #LAWMMA
#NEVERQUIT #SERRABJJ #WONTBACKDOWN
#JOINTHETEAM #HARDWORK #194
>>63715812
I just came home
>dat Lucha mask
awesome
I love turbo nerds that are also fighters
>>63715739
>>63715719
no shame re-post
There is no real combat game for PC only shitty Street Fighter and ripoffs
Some guy is doing a Muay Thai game.
Seems to be going good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmKNgxjulHQ
>>63715874
Were you out with your m8s? What time is it there? Do the bars stay open all night or is there a last call?
>mexican banter
>>63715880
how does a mexican wearing a lucha mask = turbo nerd?
would an australian wearing a sting ray barb be considered a turbo nerd too?
>>63715926
>stingray barb
Stingray barbecue?
>g'day mate, throw another Steve on the barby
>>63715926
cause pro wrestling I guess
>>63715902
housewarming party, it's 4Am and yeah bars stay open till the morning
>this fucker slaps your GF's ass
what do you do
Cejudo has good hair for heeming too
>>63715979
I'd bust out my seekers.
should i pop open the first red bull of the nigh?
>>63715764
>those nasty elbows
>>63716003
only if u mix it with alcohol
>teenage wasteland again
jesus christ UFC play something else
>>63715979
Call our bull.
>>63715813
Yeah, that Kimahri guy won via ronso rage spam.
>>63716020
>mixing stimulants with depressants
Enjoy your exploding heart.
>>63716046
>ronso rage
my sides
did gastellum actuall make weight this time?
Ameribros: church's chicken biscuits. great or greatest?
>>63716057
>implying they don't even themselves out
Did the Cotto fight start where is everybody?
>>63716081
Kelvin has one of the best dieticians in the business now. He is the guy that is getting cyborg down to 140 for her next fight and says he can get her to 135 without problem. He also isn't just a meme like dolce.
>>63715977
Good shit.
>>63716095
>tfw my only options for fried chicken are KFC and a Popeyes in Chinatown
>>63716081
Surprisingly, yes he did
>>63716125
2 fights to go
Stann: Fighting sloppy means fighting with your heart and soul
>>63716057
>drinking energy drink in the first place
>>63716043
>calling it teenage wasteland
Please die.
>>63716146
>KFC close to me closed down
why are all the KFC's disappearing?
at least theres a popeyes opening i think
>>63716146
popeyes has the best gravy imo senpai
>>63716146
>tfw my only fried chicken place closed down due to the owner having a breakdown.
Shame, their food was fucking ace if you avoided the pizzas.
>>63716125
Breh, look at this fuckin card. I honestly feel dirty, like I have a problem, because normal people would not be watching this absolute garbage.
>>63716146
I'm assuming you're in Toronto, in which case:
>he doesn't know about Electric Mud BBQ
>>63716146
>>63716178
popeye's does have some good potatoes. those biscuits are so dry tho
Link?
>>63715889
nice shilling you fucking faggot
>>63716146
>tfw my only options for fried chicken is kfc an popeyes in another fucking country
Is there any drinking going on in this crowd?
>>63716193
why not both?
pretty shit card desu senpai kek
>>63716213
>fucking Queen and Dufferin
Bro. I'm lookin to eat, not to set out on the Appalachian trail.
>>63716247
>mexico
No just rampant heroin usage
>>63716193
I'm only here for the co main and main, I'd be playing destiny while watching this but I keep stopping to shitpost in these threads and end up getting left behind during strikes.
>>63716178
i prefer popeyes cajun fries
>>63716247
well i was just drinking soda, but if you insist i guess i'll have a glass of whiskey
>>63716176
All the KFCs here are shit anyway, because they're all run by muzzies who make halal shit. All the food from the KFCs near me tastes fucking awful, nothing like what KFC in the US or even how KFC here used to be like.
At least I can get delivery from the Popeye's on Danforth.
>>63716247
/PureH20/ here
Fuck this I'm gonna grind that sweet cod double xp til Cejudo fights
>>63716255
Next week is pretty based
>Masvidal vs Benderson in the morning
>Tyson Fury fightan in the evening
>tfw all the workers at mcdonalds close to me are younger smalian women
>tfw their fat asses in the mcdonalds uniforms
fuark brehs
>>63716244
Hey, for a independent game is not that bad. Look at the physics in the last UFC is basically a piece of Indian shit.
Why did odds on Escudeiro jump up this fucking high? I remember him being @ 1.61 fav now he's @ 2.25. Did he look shit at weigh ins?
>>63716300
>tfw it's coming home
Fury going to rekt Bitchko
>>63716257
Eh, place is hipster as fuck and the staff are completely insufferable, but holy fuck do they fry up some good chicken. They're grown-up root beer is godly too.
Worth making the trek on occasion, just try not to talk to anyone there if you can help it.
>>63716283
>popeyes delivery
i fucking hate ottawa sometimes
when the fuck are we gonna get a mary browns
>>63716283
KFC in Canada doesn't even have fuckign biscuits. How can a fried chicken place not have biscuits?
>so what do they serve?
They have bread. Literally just bread.
I used to hate efrain escudero then I realized I just hate mexicans
>>63716301
pretty poor tastes in food and women desu
>all the canadians in this thread
>>63716283
>mfw my local supermarket only stocks halal chicken wings
>mfw we have 1 muslim on our entire island
I just wanted to marinade them in ghost chilli marinade and eat spicy wings and watch fights, but nah they gotta appeal to the shitskin who will probably bomb us one day, rather than just selling normal fucking wings to normal folk.
I refuse to buy halal shit, anyone who does is a faggot and a KEK.
>>63716340
I'm dying from laughter
>buttery bread
>>63716340
>"buttery bread"
>>63716340
>Literally bread
your more american than america itself canada
>>63716327
It's sad that this can be applied to pretty much every single decent restaurant in Toronto that isn't owned by a minority.
>>63716340
i miss those chicken bowls
>>63716355
you must be low test then
>>63716370
what happens to the beef that made the gravy in poutine?
>>63716340
>tfw people don't like fried chicken in Argentina
>tfw i have to cook it myself because it's hard to get
>>63716340
>buttery bread
>>63716340
>buttery bread
My fucking sides, easily the best thing I've seen all day.
>that chicken bowl
More like chicken bowel.
>>63716340
Biscuits are too decadent for disciplined Muslim palettes
Dude in white trunks has an uncomfortably large bulge
>>63716404
probably better than high cholesterol, blood pressure, and BMI
>>63716409
evaporates
>>63716401
You're not wrong, friend.
Fuck this city so much.
>>63716443
I was thinking the same thing, good strategy on his part
>>63716443
It's a Thai steel cup
>2015
>people still eat fast food
>>63716340
Shame too, KFC's biscuits are god tier
>>63716496
>people eat slow food
>ever
>>63716481
Are they legal? I thought it wans't legal to use steel cups
Anyone else notice stann call him gastelum twice?
>>63716481
Joe is that you??
>>63716507
I;m not sure how do they even confirm?
>>63716416
what's a good argentinian dish? I don't think i've ever had argentinian food.
>fried chicken
didn't knew there were so many african american here
>woke up late
>stream for few hours
>lift weights
>forgot to go to store
>everything is now closed
>tfw only have a 375ml crown royal left
>>63716496
>"It's 2015"
>"How is this still a thing?"
>British flag
I found John Oliver, you guys
>>63716509
I heard it, must be all the brain damage from getting heemed like a can all time.
I'm tuning in for the first time this week, and can't into the UFC site. I watched the prelims OK but now it's not letting me watch the main event.
Is the free 7 day subscription not good enough?
THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
>>63715750
low tier
>>63716542
just chug it all at once
>>63716573
you fucker
>>63716537
Fried chicken is everywhere in the US, you'd have to be insane not to think (real) fried chicken isn't delicious
>>63716573
Tease
![800px-Bifes_a_la_criolla_argentinos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XzEHJMx.jpg "800px-Bifes_a_la_criolla_argentinos[1].jpg")
>>63716528
A slow cooked Bife a la Criolla is god tier.
>>63716573
son of a bitch
OFFICIAL FRIED CHICKEN SIDES POWER RANKINGS
1. MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY
2. CORNBREAD
3. GREENS
4. FRIES
.
.
.
.
90001. MAC AND CHEESE
>>63716553
John Oliver has a pretty low hit % 2bqhwy
Alri alri, UKbro looks like I got proxy stuff working at least somewhat
Looks like the geo-info is all prepped at the login stage only, so just need ot login with a proxy and for the rest of that session you're set.
Worked for me, at least...
http://pastebin.com/fztpeNEP
>>63716585
i got no mix breh
>>63716573
WHERES THE REST YOU FUCK
>>63716573
You are a bad man.
stream link?
>>63716606
>argentinian food looks like german food with a random pepper
maybe hitler is alive after all
sup /heem/ how were the fights so far?
>>63716618
>no biscuits
dropped
>>63716642
UHH TFI
![asado[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PF342wp.jpg "asado[1].jpg")
>>63716528
>>63716606
But the best "dish" is Asado.
>>63716528
Don't they have that thing where they just grill an entire cow?
>>63716599
only had fried chicken in kfc, it's nothing special... maybe they serve us here the shitty stuff
>>63716573
reported
>>63716528
They have Argentinian steak houses fucking everywhere in Amsterdam for some reason. Like, there's seriously one of them almost every street, I have no idea why. I eat at them when I'm there on vacation sometimes.
I mostly get chorizos, empanadas, and a steak or mixed grill with chimichurri, personally. Bretty gud.
>>63716590
>>63716603
>>63716627
>>63716633
The original broadcast cut it out at this part you new goofs.
>>63716662
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Conor tongues my anus
Holly Holm is going to get an angry phone call from Dana
>Holm at the Canelo-Cotto fight
>not at the UFC event
>>63716646
last 3 fights including stiff one were shit
![2do+Premio+-A+PURO+CAMPO-Mauricio+Eduardo+Tilcara[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NqPlzhx.jpg "2do+Premio+-A+PURO+CAMPO-Mauricio+Eduardo+Tilcara[1].jpg")
>>63716667
>>63716709
Yeah, kind off.
>>63716671
In general, fried chicken is good but overrated. I loved it as a kid, so I'm guessing flyover countryfolk with gutter palates will still like it forever.
>mfw that QT filipina at A&W's
>>63716671
KFC is shit. A good homemade fried chicken, or from a proper non-chain soul food or BBQ place is God-tier.
>>63715750
include heem in the title motherfucker
>>63716717
she's so fucking hot with a little bit of makeup it makes no sense and my entire life has been a lie
>>63716646
Two spicy heems
>>63711687
>>63712753
then a dull wrestlefest
then a decent fight between Lappy and Goyito
and now this current fight is a bit mundane
>>63716737
>cooking that in front of the cows
fucking savages
>>63716671
I have no idea about the quality of chicken specialty restaurants in Croatia, but here in the US it varies quite a bit depending on where you go. Vast majority are franchises, so the quality is usually dependent on the owner (to a degree, the chain still has standards.
The stuff I'm talking about is some heart-stopping deep south style fried chicken. Authentic stuff is the closest you can get to cumming through your mouth
i'm out stream is laggin see ya mates
>>63716565
Someone please respond.
Why can't I watch this shit fucking fight?
>>63716762
>mfw not sure if referencing spice or spics
>>63716749
Check the bylaws. Live UFC threads don't need heem in the title.
>>63716646
jesus fuck she's so plastic she needs her shoulders to convey emotion
>>63716762
thanks Ausbro you the real mvp senpai
>>63716773
take care. have a nice evening
>>63716749
>keklombia being a newfaggot like usual.
>>63716778
>trying to acquire UFC through legitimate means
Son, lemme tell you something about the UFC....
>>63716662
Argentina not eating Ugi's
Diego by armbar
>>63716814
Uriah Hall is really shit isn't he?
>gets punched in the face
>muh eye! Ref stop the fight so I can recover from being hurt by a legit strike!
>ya'll mothafuckas terrorists.
what's heem?
>>63716833
Well at least I didn't waste money. I just naively assumed that maybe having a membership would let me watch most fights.
Now I know better.
Got a stream for a newfag?
30 - 27 Silva
>>63716862
You think she's the kind of girl that take it in the butt?
>>63716862
did she get her eyebrows done at the ufc card tonight?
>>63716883
Streamwoop my nigga. Never ask again. If you don't bookmark it, thas yo ass.
>>63716737
this looks photshoped desu, picture is so weird
>>63716857
that looks fucking awful
>>63716862
what is more groce in that pic
the eggs
the banana
the girl
MEXICANS BTFO
>>63716857
To be honest, Buenos Aires City is a peruvian/bolivian nation now.
It's over for us. The real Gauchos are outside the city.
Peruvian food is bretty gud though.
>>63716909
Noted. Thanks.
>>63716912
I think is the DOP of the photo.
>tfw too much of WECaboo to pick against the dalmatian man
hey guys pleb fan here
what time is the main fight?
fell asleep during that shitfest of a fight
>>63716923
The eggs
>13-6
>13-6
>13-6
>13-6
>13-6
>>63716618
>not having buttery bread #1
into the >>/trash/ it goes
Wait who the fuck won?
>Uriah Hall sitting next to Demetrious Johnson
>close up of Uriah
>Uriah drags DJ into frame
>Camera pans up
LAFFO
>>63716999
mexican
>>63716967
The Main Event tonight is shit. The Co-main and the flyweight before it are the real fights to watch.
>>63716517
>mfw immediately knowing that was Jury when only seeing the top of his head.
Guys...maybe i need to take a break...
Anybody else not watching the fights? I'm just here because of the Comfyness today.
>>63716857
>poor people pizza
smash es mi pastor
so /heem/ while we wait, what are Condit's chances of taking the belt from Lawler?
>>63717020
I'm sick of you comfyjerks leeching off our positive vibes!
>>63717014
who is jury again
was he the guy cowboy beat in that awful match like 6 months ago
>>63716964
wew lad
>>63717014
His body is fucking great
>>63717026
smash es mi gardener
>>63717043
Jury was looking real good up until he shit the bed in the Cerrone fight. Hope he returns to form.
>>63717011
thanks
in what time do they fight?
its 5.39 am already here
>>63717038
Sorry, here have a comfy heem
>>63717052
>fili submission
were u drunk?
>>63717014
>
nope, your perfect bud.
though recognizing jury is weird,
I wonder how he will look. cowboy showed him up in all aspects of fighting and he claims to have learned 5 fights of lessons in it, if true he will be ready for good fighters now.
>>63717030
>Jackson Wink MMA
I'd say pretty good
>that peru "house"
it actually looks really comfy
who is the most handsome mma fighter?
>dat lions roar
jesus christ UFC
>>63717087
Let's just say you should throw some gyros on the firepit you call a kitchen. It's gonna take longer than the journeys of Odysseus, so get a qt suitor and get comfy.
>>63717105
he must have a few subs on his record
Peru mentioned! I will now post the only Peruvian MMA heem I have.
>>63717103
That contrast between Peru and Chicago
>>63717077
kek
i feel sry for the peruvian, the shithole he lives in... i really hope he wins
>>63717121
>mfw I've been one of the last people left in almost all of these
forgot to make picks for this one though
>>63717030
35%
lawler has so many FOTY candidates, figure this fight will start off as a strong contendor
>>63717087
Probably a little over an hour
>>63717082
he taught at this smelly gym i went to in san diego. he was mean to me even though it was my first day and was trying my hardest.
I want peruvian guy to win because I feel for him
>>63717110
isnt he dropping down to featherweight? That Cerrone beatdown must have really put the fear in him.
>>63717166
anyone got case murking kikuno?
>>63717166
>Yancy
Sad story desu
>>63717166
that is fucking disgusting jesus christ. Did he died
>>63717153
>>63717184
thanks m8s
Let's go Peruvian dude. That whole Inca shit seems cool as fuck.
>>63717189
kek, what happened
is there a webm of the manhoef ko last night?
>>63717216
>>63717166
now i know the sauce of that taima gif
>>63717171
tbqh Peru gets a lot of shit, but it's not nearly as bad of a shithole as HUEzil for example.
>>63717189
Jury always seemed like a cocky faggot to me. I loved watching Cowboy meme on him.
>>63717208
naw man
>>63717149
>>63717206
this
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s
>>63717254
Peru is top tier when it comes to grilling and being gay.
>>63717231
no, but heres an instructional webm from Brace 37: I present how not to defend a slam
![lima-peru-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CVy19Ae.jpg "lima-peru-2[1].jpg")
>>63717254
forgot pic
>>63717231
I can just imagine JJ taking the most perfectly cylindrical and odorless poops
Hose-A vs Hose-B
>who cares?
>>63717285
Guess they really know their meat.
>>63717171
yeah, and I felt bad for Luis Palomino getting wreked twice in WSoF.
guess it's either fight or play dota 2 down there
>>63717294
>how not to defend a slam
>not the gaethje/deanda fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBbUouX7F0I
>>63717298
that looks pretty cool how the pant goes to the road like that
This shit isn't fair. The Peru guys trained at some shitty gym made out of carboard. The Mexican dude trained at a high caliber gym in the US.
>>63717116
>hover as fuck
bones why?
>tfw you will never be able to see UFC 1000
Why live?
>>63717342
Peru has natural wall so they don't need training to keep mexico away
>>63717325
it's like he wanted to get powerbombed
"Six figure UFC contract"
Really are they still saying this shit?
>>63717325
>>63717353
The Singularity is coming in 2045, so if you're in a high enough earnings bracket, there's a shot.
>>63717368
Who's the best Peruvian fighter?
why is there 4 rounds lads
>>63717268
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/8/7/9116133/former-ufc-lightweight-contender-myles-jury-drops-featherweight-leaves-alliance-mma
I don't even like the guy, why do i know so much about him?
>>63717400
So you're telling me there's a chance?
>>63717353
at the rate we are saturated with events I wouldnt be so sure.
>>63717420
top lel
budget cuts?
>>63717398
based
>round 1 of 4
Is this a new thing for TUF?
UFC 1000... the return of GSP
>>63717353
it'll only be around 70 years or so, just hang in there and have your prostate checked and get regular colonoscopies.
>>63717392
*if you win every one of your next 4 fights*
missed the intro, who is the peruvian, im guessing the browner one?
>>63717420
This is what is referred to as a "Mexican Championship Match"
