irrelevant trips only edition
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>No /bet/ in title
cmon son
fucks sake
>no /bet/
>/bet/ related image
>no random strawpoll
>no thread theme song
>even making /bet/ again in the first place
smdh
Gignac (Liga MX, Tigres) to score anytime today is a great bet desu.
Christmas has come early with Crystal Palace @ 1.57
put your family and all your belongings on it
>tfw no greek wife
tfw no argie gf
>tfw no colombian femdom gf
>tfw no qt twink bf
>tfw no half hungarian half russian trap gf
>>63706768
I am talking to an Argie girl right now, you mad?
>addict rball twitch tenner on ittihad tanger to score 4th goal
>get scored against literally 15 seconds after the bet
>disallowed
literally parkinsons here
>>63707010
a little
>>63706744
>>63706768
>>63706828
>>63706865
>>63706962
nice general faggots
>>63707019
She is really sweet and cute. You would probably bore her though.
>>63707038
probably
>>63707018
did the bet get disallowed or the goal? bet365's slowness can be a blessing and a curse
This is my first time in /bet/ and I gotta say I kind of like it
>>63706828
this is a horrible feel
>>63707069
the goal, would probably take a break for a day if it was real, last 24 hours were just surreal in terms of tragic shit happening at the ends of matches, should have been up multiple cunts
thnk i'm in love with a girl hahahhaaa
>>63707376
i knew you'd fall for me eventually <3
>>63707376
You are a virgin?
>tfw want to get on Chilean slags but they're not getting any shots off
Is the bet here to wait 10 mins for more rball twitchers and take the Peru +?
>>63707597
>Line not changed much and Chile actually got a couple of shots off
Chile -1.25 it is.
>>63707069
lel, they actually scored, thank you based linesman for not being scared to make calls against the best team in the country
tonight's skedge looking good, time to get some sweet quark and coffee and research like the big boys do
Didn't see it till too late but tipperleaks bringing us another good one.
>you will never be a college quarterback with unlimited pussy at your disposal
Why bother?
>2 /bet/ threads in the catalogue
>both don't have /bet/ in the subject
>both are shit editions
wish /trb/ mugs would stop making threads
disregard what I said last thread about today being a bad one. Bayan Kasirga HIT @9.2, so we're up for the day anyway. Hope at least a couple of you got on
>>63707892
>close pga for an hour and miss the first admin tip in a week
Anyone know off the top of their head what % of bets you need to win to profit off 1.9 odds? I'm too high to math right now
>>63708011
53%+
>>63707102
bet isn't as good as it used to be but it is still comfy as fuck at least
>>63706533
>no /bet/
you did that last week and also did the whole /be/t thing. thanks for making new threads though
>not being on MSU +8.5 to 1st half
lel
>>63707985
best new trip desu. Up brains
>>63707985
I got on E/W.
Do you specify when it's just a win or E/W or should we presume you have them to win?
>>63708469
I back winners unless I say otherwise. You can back e/w if you prefer a higher hitrate and shorter losing streaks, it's your choice. The yield will end up around the same, maybe slightly better for wins in my case.
>>63708918
Are you shrewder than Flatanon?
>>63709107
nah, I mostly got into horse racing because of him in the first place desu
i'm starting to like waibop united u20 -0.75 against auckland united, mostly because the standings don't tell the full picture, waibop's losses were at home in the season opener and away to league leaders, 2 away wins against 2nd and 3rd and a home blowout of last placed hawke's
meanwhile auckland utd only turned it up in the derby against a. city and, drew at home twice against relatively equal teams and gave the first win to 2nd from bottom heartland in last round, also multiple sources act as if their 6th match hasn't happened, might have been an ugly blow-out swept under the rags kek
waibop united coach talked about bouncing back, asking his players to be ruthless, and commenting on how there have been plenty of goal-scoring opportunities but they need to be more clinical to get the results
>got on chile SW @ 2.25 moments before they score
comfy
>>63709150
on LARGE
>>63709150
I'd been eyeing similar, NZ and especially NZ youth leagues are a goldmine but never worth going crazy before KO since the league is a bit insane. Seen favourites get blown out 7-0 and all sorts before.
Would recommend seeing how the first few mins go before getting on too big.
Having said that over 2.5 is basically always a lock, odds pretty shit but not anywhere near as low as they should be imo.
One more from Chile would be nice but I'll settle for this.
>tfw took Chile -1.25 and o2.5
>>63709486
:( I guess thats ok too
is there a more /bet/ rapper than bronson?
>fat, white albanian
>fixed several games
>spends his profits on fine dining including dominoes
>>63709835
>is there a more /bet/ rapper than bronson?
no
>>63709835
the guy who wrote the PGA rap and has future raps coming out
>>63709438
advice taken, i guess there isn't much point in pre-staking in leagues like this as the odds shouldn't drift much unless some betting group picks up on it
>>63709835
*laughs*
Bronson?
>>63709938
>he hasn't heard the new Macks and Hoes single
straight fire
will most likely bet on unders in the canterbury u20 game, wellington phoenix''s goal average is skewed because of a 6:1 win and an 8:1 losses and canterbury conceded 3 goals away to last placed hawke's last round, coach can't be happy about this and i expect a more careful game, will wait for a few minutes to see the pace like the anon advised though
>>63709835
Ill Bill
Vinnie Paz
Also like the Rangers 3 way tonight. They are pretty pissed off about getting their losing streak snapped and will come out strong and try to beat up florida who isn't very good.
>He isn't on Pacers -5.5
>he wasn't on MSU ML to upset Ohio state on the road using their backup QB
SMHTBHFAM
>94' olimpia asuncion goal
A I R
I
R
>>63710003
Now is the time to hit -0.5 if you haven't already, looks like they're taking a bit more control of the game and line has drifted a bit as it started fairly evenly. Still might be worth ducking altogether though, not as dominant as I thought they would be.
Matt Howard
Just now
Another decent sized bet on Notre Dame -14.5 tonight NCAAF College American Football
man the other thread was deleted and missed this one
got to cover futsal here and was desperate to tell you that banco was free money (paid 1.7 for -1.5), match ended 5-2 with 1-3 red cards
if I could bet on it I'd have put a thousand of my savings, easily
regarding the basketball matches that will be starting a couple minutes hold on a sec and I'll post some tips
>>63711010
auckland had like 3 shots in a minute or two but waibop's pressuring again, turning it off as i've shaked for too long today
WaiBOP :)
Larre - Bohemios: tight match, if any team gets a big plus get on it. Larre is favorite but Bohemios hardly ever gets btfo as it has good defense and depth
Defensor - Aguada: Defensor is favorite. Aguada is a team that has erratic performance through the match, so I'd advice against betting on quarters or totals, but it'll probably leave some good handicap windows
Bigua - Urunday: Bigua is clear favorite, even moreso considering that Urunday's best player is still suspended. Urunday's foreigner is known to have scored over 30 points so match will be tight.
As always don't bet until a big chunk of the first quarter has gone through, and don't expect blowouts. If at any point you see a 20+ it's most likely a safe bet. The only team that has chances of a blowout is Aguada but their fans are known to push the team forward
Won't be awake but can someone please post the final score in Vegalta (W) vs Daito Uni (W), Japan slags cup.
Daito came 3rd in tier 4, -3ah should be a bet, but awful ko time and probably on no sites so cba.
These are teams [tier] in Daito's region. [?] most likely t3 / the equivalent, called "challenge". They did pull of a 3-2 vs Ehime [6/10 t2] in previous round though.
If rball is okay -3 probs a bet, 5-0 ft imo.
https://twitter.com/daito_fussball
http://www.jfa.jp/match/empressscup_2015/match_page/m37.html
>>63711741
Prestaked this large. Thanks
>tfw DAC
>tfw been checking /bet/ all day
>tfw I miss this tip >>63707985
might get on unders if canterbury scores a goal or two in a few minutes, wanted to get on them but rball made it drop too much
>>63711639
medium on defensor and bigua ML @1.86/83
>>63712629
same, let's do it breh
was also going to hop on bohemios +10.5 but they scored a three pointer and the handicap went to shit moving my head from side to side
>>63711741
shaking at the thought of semi-big boys lumping on because it's a jwest jap slags bet, tempted to pre-stake
does anyone know what kind of sums have to be put in for 365 to move the line to let's say -3.5?
also being cheeky on the EOFap totals, check those out. its matches never go past 120 total
really liking tigres -0.5 @ 1.75
zzzzz new zealand so shite
>>63712897
Its rarely about the sums and more about the amount of different accounts betting on it at least when it comes to this sort of game.
If a bunch of people start throwing even just a fiver at one side of the line in the Japanese women's cup game where one team is some literally who university side then its fair for them to think that someone has tipped it somewhere and a bunch of people are getting on because they had it wrong.
>>63711741
This is a CLASSIC J West tip. Wins easily.
>>63711741
could someone explain some of the terminology here? I mean about the tiers, '-3ah', 'cba' and so
>>63712728
looking decent so far, couldn't get on the eofap unders sadly as all 365 sums were on waibop and those 2 games
>>63713532
thanks, decided to trust jwest and lump on pre-game, i mean when was the last time he lost 3 tips that he posted here in a row r-r-right guys, haha
>>63713777
Tier = division
ah = asian handicap
cba = cant be arsed (bothered)
>>63713777
AH is asian handicap, cba is can't be asked
>>63713777
tiers 2bh
>>63713921
>asked
>>63713874
man I'm glad I didn't get a shit handicap on the larre match after I missed that big one, I'm watching it on TV and it's crazy as shit. in the last seconds of 3q larre was 5 below, got a retarded foul after winning a rebound, scored two free throws, stole the ball and scored a three pointer to tie the match
>>63713917
>>63713921
thanks a lot
>>63713777
slags is a sexist, verbal rape upon women.
Canterbury GOAT 2bh
holy shit the EOFAP match I said U53 first half and they did 53 points
literally why
>>63710494
Pretty much confirmed. Easy money, the goy didn't listen
>>63714098
wanted to take them after they conceded that 2nd but the prices on them dropped too much for my taste, they were probably mispriced pre-game @1.8 but the 3 goals conceded swerved me too much into thinking they'd be more careful
>>63714109
you seem like a pretty unlucky person, well defendor's due atleast, need some clutch from bigoa like A I R
>>63714383
well for a start I was born in a third world country so yeah I'm kinda unlucky
>>63714383
>got on bigua ML @ 2.5
A I R
well at least I landed every bet I did related to uruguayan sports today
Danubio +0.5
Rentistas -0.5
Bigua +3.5
Defensor winner
And also the ones I missed were correct: Banco -1.5 and Bohemios +10.5
good times will come I hope
took banterbury -0.5 @1.9 up from 5-2 for psychological reasons
>>63714456
i know that feel well, bigua pulled through in the end, thanks for the tips bro
>Argie talking to Slovak
what a time to be alive
>>63714718
>Here your generation can have the world's greatest ever information resource which alos allows you to communicate instantly with people on the other side of the planet what are you gonna do with it?
>Shitpost about bets on sports games almost nobody follows
I mean hey we all do it here but it is a crazy time to be alive.
PS: I lost on every international bet I did except the EOFap total one (U114.5 total, ended up being barely 100 total)
>>63714808
born too late to make contact with new cultures
born too soon to make contact with aliens
born in the right time to contact yuros with dank betposting
want to bet on ufc but have no idea, what do
>>63714912
I'd start with not betting on UFC
>>63714840
>PS at the start of the post
don't trigger me like this m8, latin is literally half of your first language so no excuses
>>63714955
>inb4 "PPS: Sorry"
>>63714955
it was continuing the last post I did m8
also
PPS: bet U31 on the last quarter of EOFap, it was fucking 31 points holy shit man. at least now I know to stop head slamming onto the same match over an over
Fuck its Uruguay, thought that was Argentina kek.
>>63714926
not to bet anything big just that im going to watch and a bet would make interesting
>>63715022
Do ya googles noob
britfags
i was at a nightclub/bar on thursday and there was this group of 2 british dudes and a russian or something, and they had two 5'10" blondes with them who were talking to the weirdest dudes at the bar.
were they drug dealers, pimps, or both? i point blank asked the russian "are these girls working?" and he said something like "i make new rectum with your head"
ok so im at the ritz carlton new orleans and the whole phoenix suns team is staying here.
my plan is to set the fire alarm off at like 4 in the morning to wake them all up and then go BIG on the pelicans
thoughts?
>>63715981
do it
urawa red diamonds w -0.75, rball surreal and we all know that slags are cold, sadistic and show no mercy, just like japanese people
>>63715981
Slide a note under each of their doors telling them not to worry about training and to just rest as you think they need it and sign it with the manager's name.
Alternatively same deal but saying the game has been postponed by 3-4 hours.
>>63716298
lel
>>63715981
you can also send them some hookers with aids
think about it two ways:
a) hookers with aids are cheaper
b) it's fee is an investment
go for it lad
>>63715981
Go big on the pelicans then do it so you wont pussy out.
I was literally pressing confirm bet on MSU ML +1200 live but then the bet was taken down
Still got on +15 though
>>63716358
aids wont instantly affect them though
on an unrelated note a hobo died from an OD on the street in front of the hotel
new orleans pretty is fucked up tbhfam
>>63714840
>born too late to make contact with new cultures
>born too soon to make contact with aliens
>born in the right time to contact yuros with dank betposting
kek
>>63716285
Need another goal literally shaking here lad
>>63716628
red card, shaking for the feeble slag mind to collapse with her bestie off the pitch
>>63716805
A I R
Vargas or Miura?
Canelo by KO?
>>63716865
>20(twenty) shots off target and counting
>>63717088
I can't believe it
>>63717217
unreal, slags finishing at it's best
>following a bet where half the argument is based on sexism and racism
shame on you anon
>tfw graph of profit looks like a sine graph
Canterbury holding their own at one up, hard to not have a bit on SW at those odds
>>63717707
Had to google a sine graph but had a mild laugh afterwards.
Anyone else staying up for Brother West's bet?
>>63717849
>bet365 only
>>63717869
No problem for those of us with friends
>>63717906
>having friends
>>63717869
>doesnt know how to avoid getting limited
pmsl
>>63717849
I got woken up by my flatmate and his friends talking loudly outside my door so I'm awake for the rest of the day so might as well
>>63718021
how
>>63718521
Dont bet on PGA or other stuff tipped in well known groups often. Once in a while if its a great bet is okay but doing it everytime will flag you up as being a member of a "shrewd group". If you can take a different bet/line that is similar this is better too.
Play the casino sometimes, this will make them think you are a gambling addict and might pour some of your winnings into this.
Dont withdraw too often.
small on Formiga @ 5.00
>1-0 already
shaking
J West is WELCOME to my pussy and ass anytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQGpqhmt-_8
JEF stream here, not looked into this though.
Vegelta rball is rape
Topping up so much on corners.
>>63719890
rt9 looks good agree
>>63719890
man I'm so bad at corners, my worst bet by far
even worse than memesports like handball and volleyball
>>63719880
literally the only thing that happened in the last 7-8 minutes was vegelta gk making a ground pass clearance and the unintended deflection-lob almost ending in an equaliser, starting to shake here
Need another corner and goal this half like AIR
>>63720513
That stream is a different game m8
Lost 25k yesterday. Down for the month now.
Went on tilt and lost a 5.5k, 4k, 4k and 2.5k among my usual bets.
>>63720668
Good la
>>63720668
Win it all back by backing 7. Hart at Mornington lad.
>>63720666
thank god, rball colors matched with the kits so i assumed it was them
>>63720783
Think I'd be going insane if I was watching Vegelta stream, 15 shots and total domination vs student shite keeper and only just squeezed a 2nd goal
>>63720741
Unlucky
>>63720952
unlucky what? I didn't bet on it lel
>>63720996
>telling people to bet on something you're not going to bet on yourself
>>63721075
>acting like this is new to /bet/
T H R E E
H
R
E
E
thank you based jwest
thinking about taking porzingis to win ROTY @6 tbqh
>star from yurop after a long time
>fills up the stat sheet
>likable personality
>confident, was in the limelight since he was 14 or so, doesn't look the type to crack under pressure
>a literal GOAT in the making
watery eyes
>>63721612
>1st shot, 5th dangerous attack
cannot spake
Monterrey aka Rayados is already out of the playoffs and they are playing against Toluca where they have only won like 5 times out of 60 or more matches because they suck playing in the South of Mexico.
http://www.mediotiempo.com/futbol/mexico/noticias/2015/11/21/oficial-rayados-fuera-de-la-liguilla
Toluca SW is at 2.3.
wat do?
NEED a Vegalta goal like AIR
>>63722032
it's over lid
Refund, bit ill, deserved a lot more. Up small on overs and corners
>>63722075
still struggling to cope with it
>wanted to cash out shortly after the 4th, which i almost never do, to place a bet as i had no shekels left on 365 but told myself to not be an addict and that this is the worst possible cash out situation
it's like pottery, great bet though, shit happens i guess
Can I get people's predictions/rate mine for tomorrow for the nfl/nba?
>clippers vs raptors
clippers
>celtics vs nets
celtics
>warriors vs nuggets
>warriors
>falcons vs colts
falcons
>panthers vs redskins
panthers
>seahawks vs 49eres
seahawks
>cardinals vs bengals
cardinals
not too confident in the rest of the games since i feel like they're trap games
Spurs/Palace double is THE bet right?
>>63722589
I would avoid the clippers game desu
>>63722589
Stay away from the clippers and the falcons game senpai, also, i would trust the seahawks on the moneyline but not against the spread -13
>>63722589
Pelicans is the play tomorrow
>>63722726
I just have a 3 way bet on djokovic/seahawks ml/panthers ml, don't trust the seahawks spread either
the offense is anemic, wouldn't be surprised if they only scored field goals the entire game and defense has to be on the field for so long they get gassed eventually
>>63722802
i think i'll wait for pelicans to play a couple more games to see if that win vs spurs was a fluke
managed to beat spurs right before the playoffs last year too somehow
boring
predictable
bollocks
EUAN
MACKERS
SURREAL
>>63723464
le ebin pga XDD
Zalla (0) is the shrewdie choice
>>63723518
Cheeky bid on West Ham to win? I forgot to bet on Leicester yesterday and i am still feeling salty.
>>63723666
>no payet
>>63723865
Tottenham is missing players as well.
WHEN DO I BACK NAPOLI
>>63723960
they'll score before the odds get good
time to reback Konyaspor
Lads, I just want to stick a tenner on a website and do some betting on the NFL. Which site? Betfair, Bet365?
>>63724076
pinnacle m8
>>63724076
And I know odds are shit, doing a 5-way Pats/Panthers/Bungles etc accie, even at -7 each, isn't going to win me the world. Just for a bit of fun.
>>63724106
If it's 5 way accumulators you're doing, Paddypower give a freebet as a refund if one leg of a 5 fold loses.
All legs just need to be 1.25 odds or higher
>>63724106
yo back the fucking Broncos
>>63712579
Don't worry about it senpai, yesterday and the day before weren't that great anyway. You'd only be up a tenner or so
12:40 Navan - Coney Island @6
15:10 Navan - Roll it Out @5.5
15:20 Uttoxeter - Little Boy Boru @5
also maybe Tottenham BTTS @3.55 for muh mainstream bets
worth getting on napoli @1.5 ?
>>63724164
YES
>>63724159
how confident are you on these?
>>63724164
they look a bit bunged up, struggling to create any clear chances
Need Napoli, Heracles and Debreceni goals like O X Y G E N
>betting on Seria A
You know you did it wrong
damn was waiting for napoli to hit 2.0
13:40 Navan - Baroque Style @5.6
Coney Island lost by 3/4 lengths, fugg
>>63724210
I wouldn't post them if I didn't think that they'd make profit in the long run. Obviously, that doesn't mean that any of them will hit, because they're horses and anything can happen. I don't recommend putting more than 2% of your roll on any bets I post
>mackers
>>63724450
tears, he said a goal was coming
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A TIME MACHINE
>>63724450
>>63724458
absolute tears
>not backing BTTS in the brighton game
>>63724390
Baroque Style odds down to 3.4 pre-race, interesting
>>63724390
>>63724605
HIT @5.6. Great run. Hopefully you got on
>>63724450
match?
sundays so tez without belarus zzz
waah waah
>>63724711
>tomorrow's schedule
The winter slowdown has begun
>>63724743
hibernation time in a few weeks lid
goo goo
2 units on Tottenham @ 1.65
waah
tap
^ tory boy wanker
^ paki
^ donkey
>>63724841
zzzzzzz go and fetch Charles his tea like a good little errand boy pmsl
^british lads jerking eachother off
>>63724646
thanks boi, up so much
>>63724887
They appear to be engaged in a slagging match Bruce, you've seemed to have misunderstand them
Apparently there was a Danish version of lexplorer this week
>out witht the boys last night
>sit around talking shit
>someone brings Danish verison of lexplorer up
>they saw it on reddit
>literally all redditors
>talk about how crazy he is
>start talking about how crazy 4chan is
>keep silent
>''hey! you browse 4chan, don't you, anon?''
Villarreal?
>>63725203
Should have told them about PGA where you first learned how to bet
*laughs*
Blogabet?
>Arsenlel
>Man Shitty
>Dirtmund
>Lyon
>Fiorentina
bookies having dominos breakfast, lunch and dinner this weekend
>>63725409
I thought about telling them there's more to it than /b/ but I would get downvoted too quickly
Large staking over 1.5 goals in the Hayes & Yeading game
>>63725507
>betting
>>63725439
Blogabeeeet that's my home nigga
HAMMER Erie 3 way, -1.5, -2, etc vs Flint
Consider Kingston 3 way and/or -1.5 vs Sudbury
London vs Mississauga over 7.5
Erciyesspor odds make no sense
>>63725507
L
A
D
Too bad I didn't get on...
>>63725507
Thanks m9
>i do not have a real occupation or full time studies apart from betting
two second places ffs
oh well still up on my horses
>>63725803
I wouldn't bother with a job if I was good enough at betting to make a living off it 2bh
>>63725803
I do
I'd kill myself if my life depended on fucking internet bets, might as well suck dicks for a living
>>63725803
>I cannot obtain a sustainable income through sports betting, therefore no one else can
>>63725836
Gib fix tips
>>63725848
Why are you posting as anon, Euan? Is it because you like to shitpost regularly without your trip?
>>63725878
E X P O S E D
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>>63725878
>FC Kekenhagen
why do I do this to myself
>>63725878
zzzz it's obvious he's the one shitposting as anon all the time
anyone on kane anytime goalscorer ?
>No new posts
>Ståle-effekten
Which teams are you guys waiting on for your acca?
>>63726192
Need another goal in this Villareal/Eibar game and Haag to score as well
>>63725848
More about accepting that betting is a degen activity, you should have a real profession that contributes to society or at least be qualified for something and well read.
>>63725956
I got on Kane 1st goalscorer @5. V dece
Only a small though
Kane AIR
>>63726426
>>63726384
that turn
>>63725942
Please select all the anon shitposting I've done and I'll show my (you)s.
Lel what happened to Mekkers and PGA?
JUST FUCK OFF COPENHAGEN
need one more in the young boys game like A I R
>>63726472
nearly got on Kane 2 goals or more before the game. So glad I dodged these tears
>>63726900
forgot webm
>leading Euro 2016 striker
West ham spurs btts is @2? Anyone watching the game?
