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Good pic.
Miring this edition. The cunt who makes these is usually a nostalgic churchillian
There going to be a new Euan out soon. Hearing he got a photo with the lads last night
remember to watch your caffeine intake lads
Has no one on here figured out how to make money off dota yet? You lids and your footy...makes me sick.
>>63682018
Spurs point spread
Oilers over 5
>>63682069
Post tips please
>>63665417
That was me senpai. Desperate for one.
>>63682069
>this attention seeking
>>63682084
That's not attention seeking...THIS is attention seeking LOL
>>63682109
It's literally nothing special, you make your pick and continue to lump on
>>63682082
Go to Argentina or find one on the internet/tinder.
There probably arent that many Argie girls where you are.
>being this much of a degenerate addict
>>63682115
Took me a little while to get it, then had a little giggle. Cheers.
>>63681983
>>63682123
Flying over the South Atlantic ocean is a big fear of mine.
>>63682127
Lottery is on a saturday isnt it?
>>63682151
They're on euromillions
>>63682127
The only buzz mackers gets nowadays is to dress like a girl and take darkie dick bareback up his smelly hairy arse.
>yfw Mackers wins Euromillions
Ok, fine. Instead of shit posting I'll give a tip: EG to beat OG tomorrow in the lower bracket final is a lock mates.
EG has far superior individual skill on their lane matchups:
Universe > MoonMeander
Sumail > Miracle
Arteezy > NoTail.
Also, EG has superior drafting tactics. OG are very limited in their draft because if they don't get the Tiny/Wisp combo they will have a hard time pulling off a win. If the game is remotely close, EG will win. Even if they do get their Tiny/Wisp combo, EG will play around it and beat it.
Secret to beat EG in the final is highly likely.
There. Now go out there and grab some shekels from based365.
>>63682362
yfw Daniel Widdowson wins and keeps the winnings to himself
When are australian lower leagues starting again?
Uncomfy to get out of bed that early but value is value.
>>63681809
>>63682437
Right cheeky lad you are
>>63682437
What is this?
>>63682553
asianconnect BEGGING mackers to get his solicitor involved
>>63682395
1.45 on pinnacle and mara, on
>>63681450
MACKERS
A
C
K
E
R
S
>Dortmund
>Lyon
Bookies FEASTING
Imagine being Finnie and having to fuck a skinnyfat albino just so you've got somewhere to live. I bet she's out shagging behind his back most nights. Might get down to Cheltenham to see if I can see her out
>>63682651
Dortmund will come back tho, seems like every week they go a goal or 2 behind then go on to win the match.
>>63682660
>spotting an Asian in Cheltenham
Yeah about that
>>63682651
Dortmund are only ever worth laying tb h
Imagine not having a punt on Ecuador
Thoughts on QPR?
>>63682826
Tinpot London club. wanker fans, squad of mercenaries, bottom
>>63682826
Imagine not having a punt on them
>>63682651
FEASTING
QPR please
>>63682673
>tfw won a few bets off backing dortmund comebacks but went for o3.5 after the first goal this time
can't imagine how many student slugs are clutching their accys at this moment tbqh
on general diaz overs aswell, nothing to play for, pretty end to end so far
Imagine not being large on Guyana to score
>>63682976
1st goal odds dropped from 3.60 to 2.87 after I took them, not sure if there's much value left in them
Imagine STILL not punting on Ecuador
TOP 5 MOST -VE THINGS
Going to uni (unless a decent one)
Having kids
Getting married
Buying a new car
Following Macker's main group bets
>>63683183
Getting a dominoes
Any shrewdies about?
How's the skedge looking tomorrow?
IMAGINE not punting on QPR right now @15.
Insane amounts on Ecuador
>>63683183
Following Euan's ''tips''
>>63682407
Why is it value
>Jamaican odds bouncing like crazy
>1.95 gradually dropping to 1.72 and back up to 2.05 in about a 2 minutes
>back stan right before the break
>start watching the match after placing bet
>stan starts the spaghetti and loses break at 5-3 deuce
>keep watching until tiebreak
>SCAM gets to 4-2, and I hedge my stan bet
>SCAM loses the next 5 points in a row to lose 4-7
i can only blame myself for doubting stan the man and believing SCAM, hopefully he loses this set too and pisses off to his davis cup
>>63683183
'no'
>>63683228
Euan tips have been fairly good recently
IMAGINE not being able to log into betfair
>>63683183
>getting a half coke down the pub
mackers livid, tears
STAN THE MAN
>>63683524
caps
a
p
s
Ecuador, Goal, Air, Etc ...
>>63683293
Spag round 2 incoming
here we go lids, bbc4
>>63683887
looks shite tbhonest
farce
imagine being on /bet/ on a Friday night
>>63683976
Can't go out, big morning tomorrow.
UP LIFECHANGING AMOUNTS FROM GUYANA
>>63683998
What time should I get up?
>>63684019
>Only took DC
Still up good but could've been UAC
need one more each in the diaz, atletico go and guyana slags match, the shakes are multiplying
>>63684047
One should be up by 7am every morning, religiously
>>63684151
zzz, each math had a goal in the 80s, each was the last one, 365 you such a tease
>>63684217
I usually have a lay in until 8 on the weekends. I do a few stretches and then embark on my morning walk.
>they aren't on the Mexican fix
>>63684349
tip it if you like
Large staking Macae Esporte DnB
>>63684486
already on before and o12.5 corners
already pissed because i missed the race 9 cause those cunts had to have 3 in a row while i deposited
Judging u4.25 in NZ u20, bit too high for me.
Sticking with my luck in the A League by going Sydney DNB
mackers smashing lines and then tipping the withered remains, pmsl joker.
>>63684740
>greeningup
>lockinginprofit
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go on Facebook tomrrow if you're in PGA.
Made some big bucks on Georgetown. Really like VCU +10. Medium play. Also a cheeky Benjamin on eastern Tennessee state +24.
hoping for some recovering, been dire today
goals p l z
>>63684887
are you the guy from amager?
Matt Howard
19 mins
On South Florida to win in the NCAAF College American Football quite big
On Puerto Rico women +1.25 from 1-0 down familys
>>63684783
What are planning?
>>63684903
no gladly im from odense
>>63685001
can't say
will post fix tomorrow morning
too much to prepare
>>63684876
What sport is this?
Can't seem to find them in American Football or Basketball
>>63685029
S H A K I N G
>>63681983
Everton
Valencia
Bayern
Ajax
CSKA Moscow
Lokomotiv Moscow
Sheffield Wed
PSG
Club Brugge
Galatasaray
where did I fuck up Lads?
>>63685030
college apehoop
Who /Racing/ here?
anyone want to make a groupme chat for american sports
>>63685155
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>63685332
There's already a Telegram group for that
>>63685343
what meme is this?
>>63685359
is oblivious american betting mainstream accys a meme already?
>>63684669
awwww tears buddy
>>63684669
Lost
>>63682069
bird
>>63682070
worm
>>63682082
worm
>>63682407
bird
>>63682651
worm
>>63682742
worm
>>63682826
worm
>>63682976
bird
>>63683183
bird
>>63683222
worm
>>63683224
worm
>>63683225
worm
>>63683265
bird
>>63683293
worm
>>63684486
>>63684602
birds
>>63684697
worm
>>63684876
worm
>>63684979
bird
>>63685155
worm
>>63682651
Anyone who knows anything about German football knows not to bet on Dortmund away at Hamburg
>>63685754
Anyone who knows anything about bettingl knows not to bet on Bundesliga
>>63684950
Ty on small. Looks good so far
>>63685542
Slug
Has anyone tried a martingale strategy? Seems like it would work quite well betting on golden state every game. Basically zero chance they lose say 5 straight.
>>63685968
WORM
>>63685968
Ya, but when they're @1.2 each game it doesn't really matter
>>63685968
the odds on golden state are often so short though that losing 1 out of 5 would wipe out your profit (assuming you use the same stake each time)
tipped Miss -4 and now it's already up to -6.5. Think the bookies are catching on to me....
>>63685982
Yeah it seems like it would work better in baseball where the ML odds are better. Haven't personally done it but betting on like the cardinals over a 6 game home stand seems pretty solid. Doubt they would get swept twice at home.
>hes won win away from his 5 team accumulator
>but what he didint bet on, was the long arm of the linesman
>but thats not gonna ruin his night, hes mr. brightside
>>63684950
ill took the 25 quid on betfair and couldnt be arsed looking elsewhere
UNC -6
Clemson -29
Wisconsin -10
Pitt -2
Arkansas -4.5
Navy -12.5
Oklahoma State -1
>>63686338
le favourites to cover man
>>63685311
comfy
>>63686409
Absolutely beautiful goal
what's the point of the wiki?
shouldn't it have advice or something?
>>63686452
SP made it to grab IPs
>>63686479
shrewd
well how about making some sort of beginner's guide?
I know I'm shit and losing money but at least I can explain how not to lose that much money and maybe go from there
>>63686587
Only bet when you know more than the bookies do on a match.
What's Uruguay like to live in?
Adam Scott should be comfy @1.7
>>63686587
I've posted this to you before but this is pretty much the best /bet/ beginners guide you'll get. Nobody is going to spoonfeed people here every step of the way cause they rarely get much in return if anything at all. Also people seem to care too much about >muh edge
>>63686614
uruguay is kinda nice though a bit boring. thanks to my job I've been to other south american countries and without a doubt it's the comfiest to live in
>>63686671
yeah, thanks, I saw it too. I was wondering why there wasn't any info on the wiki besides trips/unique flags
hands cuffed rebacking the + , 40 of us
life as a shrewdie shouldn't be so rough
wellington kids decided to keep all their scoring to the 2nd half. good lads,
So... If I bet $50 and win I get $500?
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing losses, even if it leads nowhere?
>>63686671
This combined with a 'How to research efficiently' would be great.
*large play tomorrow* Virginia Tech +3.5
>>63686701
Is it true Uruguayans must pay when they want to leave the country?
>>63686671
How do you research though? Everyone here bullies you for using soccerway so what are you supposed to use?
>>63686772
Technically you get $550 ($500 + the $50 you wagered)
>>63686841
not really, where did you hear that?
we don't need even need a passport to travel to most of the other sa countries either
>>63686872
um google?
>>63686945
Yeah but what are you looking for that you can't find on soccerway? just any information about the game like possible injuries or something?
>>63686872
i'd like to hear some tips from the big boys on this aswell
I feel like i can do good research on my local games by checking out interviews, facebook pages,team websites, local sport websites, even opinions of fans or some columnist can play a small part
are there any hub sites where you can get info on less mainstream games?
are all the big boys part of a secret group where they share all the bits of information between them?
>>63687015
>are all the big boys part of a secret group where they share all the bits of information between them?
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>63686986
SÃ
>>63686872
Soccerway is fantastic and should be taken into consideration in every bet where possible. However you aren't going to know more than the bookies by looking at it for a couple minutes because they and the market has this info too. So you have to look further. For news and lineups use national FA websites or websites that just have all info such as ksi.is for Iceland or Euans favourite armsport.am for his Armenian bets. There is also team Facebooks and twitters for lineups. There's also free sites which throw up decent betsnow and again such as blogabet or wetteforum but still do a bit of your own research to make sure they've told you all the info. Any really good places you have to pay for obvious reasons. To help research use Google Chrome and translate the pages through it. Also translate first into the language of the country you're researching before typing searches in Google because typing in Tallinna Kalev team news wont get you anywhere. Just build up a good base knowledge and researching becomes much easier
You're lucky i'm in a good mood to give you winning tips today lids. Get on or drown in tears.
>>63687094
This is the best non-tip related post in the history of /bet/
>>63687098
>le no trip man
>>63687179
You'll make me blush lid, I've probably missed a couple pointers out that I can't think off the top of my head though. Shame it will probably go over the heads of everyone who doesn't know this stuff already
Portland Los Angeles o210
Colo Colo @ 1.7
Although they're slated as the away team, the match is actually taking place on neutral ground which is actually closer to Colo Colo. Palestino manager has already agreed to join San Lorenzo at the end of this campaign and the team's form has dropped since he started stepping out. Could see Colo Colo getting a couple of goals, so could back -0.75 @ 1.95 or -1 @ 2.2
>>63687094
good stuff there
looking back the idea of a functioning hub site where there would be information for non-mainstream matches relevant to tipsters is a bit unrealistic.
i became a bit demotivated when trying to research unknown leagues as i didn't know which match to look up stuff on, but i guess that comes with experience and knowledge of the league
>>63687417
I'd say that knowing different leagues is better than having extensive knowledge of one in particular
By comparing it's way, way easier to estimate odds better than bookies
For example I know loads about uruguayan leagues, but as I don't know about almost anything else, I can't really grasp if certain characteristics stand out
For example, if I were to know about let's say Scotland's league, by comparing now I would really be able to notice if uruguayan's league is actually that defensive, if last 10 minute goals are more common, if goals get less likely as the scoreboard increases or vice-versa, and so
Same with basketball, teams here I've noticed that about half of the time underperform on their first quarters, and blowouts aren't as common. Comparing to other leagues I've noticed that this is true
If I only cared about a league in particular I wouldn't be able to have a grasp of this. And it's really useful considering the engine for odds is developed for top leagues, not these ones. That's how I found out that after an abnormal streak of points here, the handicaps and totals about 75% of the time become a value bet, or when teams score 3 goals too quickly it doesn't mean there are '50% chances' of having 6 goals of more. But those are things that happen in my league, using this reasoning for others has netted me way more loses comparatively. It's experience I guess
Unreal. only wish I had gotten on larger
>>63687620
i would love to discuss this further but spurs just missed an open dunk on their last possession to fuck up my overs for fun, not to mention that euroleague 4th quarter in the rockets match, need sleep like oxygen
its snowing lads
>>63685754
I didn't bet them, just having a giggle
>>63686113
>won win
>>63688392
Chinese football team innit
found some decent mainstream value
>>63689237
no value there
>>63689237
correctly priced 2bh. Carrick, Martial, Fellaini and Valencia are all injured, and Rooney is ill.
0-0 CS is THE bet
>>63689237
>Watford only lost twice at home this season
>Utd only won half their away games this season
>Utd's 2nd highest scorer (Martial) out injured
>Rooney out injured
>Wilson not fit enough for 90 mins
>Utd with no strikers fit and low scoring this season anyway
>Watford expert bus parkers
Not saying you're definitely losing but no way I'd be going big on that.
U2.5 is only 1.5ish but probably the best bet you can make on that game.
Liverpool Over 4.5 corners @ 2.1 is tomorrow's mainstream special
>>63689540
today sorry, I haven't been to sleep yet
What a blooter in the Western Sydney game
>>63690376
tfw on unders
>>63690394
I-it can still end under 3, and tbf the blooter didn't count
Need live in play doto like A I R
>>63690447
Pls have sex
Who else wants to bet with me on over in goals in the Kitchee match?
>>63690460
u3.5 here
>>63690458
Lol with who? Natalie Portman? Fine.
>>63690460
small for addict reasons. only if/when o2.5 reaches evens
>>63690488
let's go m8
>>63690525
on lad.
>>63690476
>>63690488
>>63690525
>>63690531
Alright, let's do it, lads.
Let's hope there are only three goals so we can all win.
fucking degenerates, stop betting on over/under goals in soccer.
>>63690634
Spoonfeed me pls.
Western Sydney Wanderers t b h
>>63690639
I already posted a winning parlay, see above.
>>63690676
do you think they'll ever adjust dota odds?
>>63690718
They already improved a lot with their dota odds. Still, you can catch them.
KITCHEE
I
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C
H
E
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Just one more pls.
>>63690797
well done lid
WAITING FOR LIVE IN PLAY DOTO!!!!!! SHAKING AT THE STAKES I"M ABOUT TO TRIGGER ON EG!!!!!!!!!!!!
You stupid Mohammaden euros are too frightened of arsenal-1, and Chelsea sw. Lowsy dripping infidel cuks....Wont even defend your home continent ffs!
>>63690851
>unironically backing Chelsea
>>63690861
pretty easy win this week, but will be hilarious if they lose or draw in this relegation battle match
Who here is getting ready for the extra large trigger on EG in 1 hour?
>>63690959
Even though I don't know what I'm doing in regards to E-Sport, my body is ready
There are people on /bet/ RIGHT NOW that don't blindly lump on first half overs in the Ayy-League
Perth glory vs sydney fc Btts @1.83
there are people on /bet/ right now who don't know that doto is free money on based365 LOL. Bookies BTFO LOL
>>63691062
you act as if you're doing something special when all you really do is lump large sums on the favourite at short odds. it's like saying "there are people on /bet/ right now who don't know that Bayern Munich is free money lmao bookies clueless!!!!"
>>63691062
M8 you were LITERALLY silent the other day when Newbee lost and fucked up your accy.
>>63691062
Are we betting EG to win the map or a whole match?
>>63691223
Wait and watch the early game. EG are big favourites but OG have been stepping up and won their last 2 elimination matches as the underdog.
EG killin em
Well guys, what did I tell you. EG is outclassing OG. Here are dota ranking for you shitters:
1. Team Secret
2. EG
POWER GAP
9999. Everyone Else
>>63691088
Lol, that was a sad day. The fucking Peruvian shitter team pulled off a miracle win. Sorry if my 90% dota accuracy isn't good enough for you lad. Better filter my posts.
Home come people watch games like lol and dota and not good to watch games like quake, I'd love to bet on it degeneratley.
>>63691456
no one plays quake and no one listens to nine inch nails
>>63691433
you killed my 20 loses in a row streak, succesfully saving me from suicide
15:15 Ascot - My Brother Sylvest - @18.5 (I took e/w here, more likely to get a podium spot than to win)
21:15 Wolverhampton - Bayan Kasirga @9.23
12:40 Haydock - Copper Birch @6.8
lets see if we get any good hits today
>>63691456
I don't really like watching fps. If you like it though you could check out CS:GO.
DotA is great to watch because of the complexity of the game. That's why it's great to bet on. The more you understand it, the better you can find value on various odds.
>>63691482
E/w over 7 is the way man, proven by many
EG = Bayern Munich
OG = Sunderland
>>63691484
Well fair enough but nah it does bother me that no reaction fps' are played competitively now, csgo is just too slow and filled with children.
>>63691494
Problem is that the more tryhard and reaction-based the game is, the less normies play and watch it. If it's too hard or complex they simply don't care much.
CSGO is the perfect mix since valve can push their shitty skins while the kids playing and watching tournys think they're leet for not playing CoD.
in what world does Vienna II vs Tatran kids o3.5 not win
>>63691488
Eh, most of my winners hit at 8 or 9 odds. Who said this?
If all of my bets were e/w I'd probably be up around the same amount in the long run. I might test this at the end of the month, swap all of my bets with e/w and see if I would have done better.
Only about a third of my losses this month so far have had a podium finish.
>>63691512
Aiden Monroe who is very good uses it but I think maybe it's cos getting monthly profits is more important to him than hitting less but bigger.
>CSKA Moscow -1 @ 1.8
o-ok
Wonder how much money canada and his worms lost prestaking EG on map 2
>>63691766
>tried to deposit and follow those tips since EG won 29-2 and moneyline is 1.11
>bank is declined
>watch match anyways
>americlap doto getting btfo, earthshaker literally jesus
almost fell for the canadian tips meme just like the /freemoney/ times
14:35 Lingfield - Lady Estella @8
also on Watford v Man Utd - draw half time and Man U full time @5.5 as a mainstream bet
>>63691810
Man Utd have no first team strikers
RB Leipzig -0.5
#large
u2.25
#medium
Any reason to not be on Swansea @ 2.0 vs Mememouth?
>>63691865
Swansea are in dreadful form
>>63691805
lol, they are still going to win. don't have any doubt. they got cocky in game 2 and picked a tinker, a hero that is NEVER picked in pro dota, only in shit tier pub games. As long as they don't do a stupid draft they will win game 3.
Hup
>>63691815
Which is why I don't think that they'll be any goals until the second half, where Man U will probably scrape a goal or two. Or it'll just be a 0-0 draw
>>63691879
For the record, I lost $370 on map 2.
>>63691894
i cashed out and rebacked og to minimise losses
>>63691880
Surreal. Please let me kek on your cute little cock while we bet together
>>63691879
>>63691894
hope it works out for you lid, i don't trust ppd the draft meme master
only bovada has semi in-play e-sports (for dota at least, and only after maps)
don't got any money on the games, just watching for entertainment
>>63691910
Sure
>>63691910
>>63691925
That's gay
>>63691941
insecure fagget detected
I bet none of you listened to my advice and bet on under 1.5 rounds in Kato/Manhoef last night
>>63691946
I'll show you who's an insecure faggot
*unzips dick*
>>63691914
Ya, it will work out. EG won't allow a meme team like OG to beat them. They always drop 1 game in Bo3's. They lost a game to Fnatic for fuck's sake. EG has this, no question.
>>63691969
this seems all too familiar with federer and /freemoney/ bankrolling him vs ramos vinolas, where federer lost set 1 in a tiebreaker which is when /freemoney/ rebacked him, won set 2 but lost set 3 leading to him never posting again
who has the better lineup this match MetaKnight?
dat last pick magnus...FUCKING BRILLIANT. PPD is the million dollar captain guys.
Large staking Tammeka Tartu -0.5 from 0-1
>>63692039
Horses, footy and tennis only sorry lad
>>63692073
It's fine guys. I will just win money on this alone.
>>63692048
Rebacking -0.25 large
>>63692094
Odds on EG rising... How bad is it
>>63692094
good double kill
Copper Birch odds have moved to 3.9 favourite
You will never bet on the President's Cup again
>>63691966
Your penis has a zip?
>Haven't been on /bet/ in a while
>A bunch of new trips
>I wonder what they have to say
See you in 2016, /bet/
>>63692237
and lost
Relax guys, as high as the odd goes. EG will win. If you ever see it go above 2.0 bet LARGE
>>63692246
>>63692288
Hows the group going liddo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Have won two bets already today called mum and promised her a new cutlery set on monday, told her that the skedge is looking good for the rest of the day as well.
What's the /Bet/ acca for today
>>63692279
odds are 2.25 on 365, but I don't see EG winning after down 2 rax, even with farmed AM
>>63692386
Good lad
>>63692386
why are you trying so hard to imitate the teenage britkek memers?
