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games today:
>2nd bundes
düsseldorf - duisburg
bochum - union
sandhausen - ksc
(18:30 cet)
>the bundes
hsv - dortmund
(20:30 cet)
non-emily edition
what went wrong
ask a guy who played 5 or 6 rounds of heartsthone with guardiola at gamescom anything
>>63678637
mod triggered by too much ontopic
When will Bayern reign stop, lads?
Kyouko BTFO
>>63678713
When Bavaria becomes an Independent State
Did flags kill /sp/ee?
>mom calls
>have to watch the climax of the game muted
>>63678935
Yeah sort of.
Who expects "a bomb to go off" at this /bundes/?
>>63679206
You mean an absolute blooter by Andre "world champion" Schürrle?
>>63679130
>>63678935
No, its good to know who is a plastic fan and who is not. The only problem is that people from Bayern have a german flag.
I am still not bavarian, my friend.
hello
>>63679620
Yes hello.
lads i dont know sometimes
>you will never be as fat as Mario Fatze
Feels good mang desu lad
lads remember when bayern lost to Chelsea in the cl final
Hahahhahahhaahhahahhaha sitting here laughing
>>63679683
Nice tits, Mario
>>63679691
Sosa pls
>>63679691
i remember it too
i was at schulandheim and everyone was cheering for bayern
due to my heritage i had to support chelsea though, but i did so silently.
>>63679691
that was over 5 years ago
>>63679722
>schulandheim
underage detected
>>63679726
5 years isn't that long ago
Hahahahahahahahaha sitting here laughing at all those ugly Germans crying hahahhahahhaahhahahhaha
what was the average bayern fans reaction/opinion of schweinporker after he missed the pen
>tfw last year was the last time we had fanmeilen around germany>>63679720
feels bad
>>63679733
>>63679726
I thought he meant 2005 tbph
>>63679843
>bayern - chelsea cl final
>2005
>>63679861
i was 11 back then ok shut up
hi
>>63680068
HI!
>>63680081
>>63680113
What the fuck are you even doing?
Stop shitting up the thread.
>>63680181
your just jealous
Holy fuck american football is so boring to watch.
My thoughts on the anime posting?
It's gone too far.
My thoughts on the denmark posting?
It's gone too far.
What does /bundesliga/ want for christmas?
I always buy my present early.
>>63680255
it's called /bundes/
>>63680260
It's called ~bundesu~
>>63680255
- 10 kilograms of oats
- 1 kilogram of dried tomatoes
- 1 kilogram of dried sage
- 1 kilogram of dried chamomille
- 1 kilogram of parma ham
- tailored, basic t-shirts, preferrably in black
- plain basic boxer briefs, preferrably in black
- warmers or long johns
- a big and thick blanket of good quality
- socks (both heavy and thin)
What do you want
>/bundes/ got a fresh bump
>it's a fatty post
>>63680300
Very reasonable wishes.
>new wardrobe rail + coat hangers
>shoetrees
>backpack
>thermos bottle
>large quantities of tea
>some sort of windbreaker or similar for doing sports
>all this fatty posting recently
how about we all post your thinspiration instead?
>>63679691
kek la
who /missingpog/ here
>>63680347
i truly hope these are reversed.
>>63680409
Nope. She went full spooky skeleton mode.
>>63680414
is there...more?
>>63680347
She's turning into Sandra Bullock
>>63680420
Pretty sure if she went any further, she'd collapse in on herself.
>>63680343
Very reasonable wishes.
i want to become a book for christmas
>>63680554
You have strange goals for life
>>63680255
/bundes/ friends
>>63680255
perfume and books
>>63680347
there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>63680639
What fragrance?
I'd like to buy all mybooks but at this point I can't justify it because I can literally get everything at the library.
>>63680627
me too
I become a Schnitzel
>>63680639
can i be your secret santa? that's literally all i gift
>>63680649
Holy Grace by Comme Des Garçons and Undercover
Pure Poison by Dior
>tfw no chile gf to watch animes with
>>63680709
Are you a girl?
>>63680719
this picture is so sad :(
>>63680748
probably just french
>>63680719
>tfw german anime friend
>>63680748
female perfume has a better scent. male perfume are for most, too rough. I want to have a delicate scent on myself
>>63680767
Half of the male parfumes are way too sweet and poudry for my taste.
>tfw perfumes literally make me sick
its some kind of dysfunction i have. the smell of freshly put on perfume almost makes me puke.
>not just smelling of alcohol and smoke
what's wrong with you people?
>>63680790
my current male perfume is Invasion Barbare. The citrus and the lavender are sweet which makes it a classic, for night and day.
I don't understand how you can feel that male perfume are too sweet. A classic for male perfume, Bleu de Chanel, is too rough. Same goes for the less niche stuff everyone wears like 1 million or diesel. Female perfume are just nicer, feels like there's been more work put in. The perfumes my mother were wearing had a sweet, almost childish smell while my dad's perfumes were too rough.
>>63680719
pls respond
>>63680855
god, now i remember why everyone hates frenchies again
>>63680855
RIBBIT RIBBIT
>Top 5 within 3 Points
>Top 3 all on 26 Points
I love the 2. Bundes
>>63680234
Well, your opinion is irrelevant. You aren't even german.
>>63680870
sorry, but i'm busy watching my shows
I just ate 2 Döner and I'm now drinking 1.5L Schwip Schwap.
Ask me anything !
I hope BVB doesn't choke against Hamburg like they regularly did in the past.
>>63680855
Not a fan of the manly scents either. I buy parfumes that appear neutral and clean.
>>63680877
>>63680916
Rude.
>>63681003
o
>>63681011
are we friends? because /bundes/ are my only friends
>>63681011
I have to go to work in 4hrs, Im very jealous of you
>>63681011
how fat are you?
>>63681011
r u a gril
I am praying that Schalke wins tomorrow
But I know deep down it won't happen
Back on the bottle
>>63681111
good
>>63681111
I'm worried about you.
heading to class senpai, wish me luck
>>63681164
My first drink since Tuesday.
>>63681176
i didn't drink a sip for a bit over two months desu
>>63681111
what are you drinking
>>63681195
Sounds boring
>>63681210
Gin and Tonic
>>63681210
Red wine for me today. Chilean I believe. Visiting my parents again so keeping it light.
>>63681218
just like your mom
oooooooooooh my team just scored
>>63681226
>>63681229
Wew I was actually wrong.
Can't believe it.
>>63681229
>Visiting my parents again
stop
>>63681011
Götze pls
>>63681242
Could do with a G&T right now to be fair
>>63681253
Never
>>63681283
visiting your parents every weekend isn't healthy
>>63681229
Right out of the bottle?
>>63681229
nice. Drank some Belaire rosé yesterday with a friend and people he knew
>>63681292
No but it's comfy as heck
>>63681293
No, I'm using a glass
>>63681302
Very good
Looks like snow this weekend
>>63681318
>No, I'm using a glass
y-yeah me too, haha
>Karlsruhe
go sandhausen
>>63681342
>doing coke at your parent's
why?
Ginter, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer - Gündogan, Weigl - Reus, Kagawa, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang
Our subs: Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Bender, Subotic, Hofmann, Castro, Januzaj
BUNDESU STARTS :3
Who else feels sympathy for duisburg?
>>63681434
Never liked them
>>63681468
never liked denmark desu
my coach is danish and hes a cunt
>>63681496
Good
>Eisfeld subbed in at 82
Has a player ever fallen that low that quick?
>no GK
>Dortmund able to bench Swan and Castro
Who can stop them winning the 1.5 Bundes?
>>63681524
but he was always shit
Dancing with the Stars semi final. John "Faxe" Jensen still in it.
I woke up to watch hsv dortmund
>>63681031
Yes, we are friends.
>>63681036
Understandable. Working sucks.
>>63681081
1,85 tall. 75kg heavy
>>63681229
>Chili and I believe
Chili and what?
>>63681524
Morten Nielsen went from Chelsea U21 to the Danish 5th tier in around one year.
>>63681577
>>63681579
Netflix
>>63681572
Good morning
>>63681572
Well done.
Have some tactics as a reward.
>>63681577
pretty fat
>>63681543
overweight hummels, injured reus, exhausted kagawa and a broken back for gündogan did it last season
>>63681598
hows the chili
>>63681658
Relaxed
>game delayed
>reif won't stop talking
jdimsa
the stadium announcer putting on 1live, classic
>wanting things to go away
>keep mentioning it
clever
Why was it delayed?
Are all people from Hamburg as ugly as the ones shown on tv?
>>63681748
traffic
>>63681748
>Weil wegen der Verkehrssituation noch nicht alle Zuschauer im Stadion sind, wird die Begegnung eine Viertelstunde später angepfiffen.
>>63681642
You sound weak
>>63681572
Nyanpasu~
>>63681748
>Soeben sickert die Meldung durch: Das Spiel wird 15 Minuten später angepfiffen. Grund ist die dichte Verkehrslage rund ums Stadion, das noch längst nicht gefüllt ist.
guess more people than usual decided to go to the stadium by private transport
also this:
>Auch die Kontrollen ziehen sich lange hin, auch Ehrengäste oder Journalisten werden genauestens inspiziert.
>>63681748
Muh security.
Lads, rate my new top
Also come on BvB
>>63681766
who controls the controllers?
Which cities or areas do the prettiest girls in Germany come from
>>63681753
>as the ones shown on tv
???
how many goals is he gonna score ladm8s?
>>63681774
you look like you can't even deadlift 100kg
>>63681789
2
>>63681781
Allgäu
>>63681774
Double-chin/10
>>63681774
6/10 could be worse
Please shave.
>>63681789
just 1
Robben will never pass
>>63678644
pics or it didn't happen
>>63681781
depends on what kind of grills do you like, i would say the cutest come from baden-württemberg
>>63681792
Probably not lad, I don't lift.
>>63681781
Every big city
>>63681774
You aren't fat enough for a Brit. You could be fatter.
>>63681781
Heidelberg
>>63681832
I'm Scottish not British m8 :^)
lol for some reason I actually get dortmnd vs hamburg
that's hype
>>63681814
psh, bayern has the best girls
ever been to augsburg?
>>63681840
Fat too dark hair for that. Your hair could be lighter.
>>63681830
Berlin never really stood out to me in that re
>>63681760
because there's something wrong with that
Hamborg
>>63681830
Only if you like slags
>>63681854
Berlin is full of migrants and tourists
battenburg
>>63681781
>pretty girls
>germany
>>63681781
girls>düsseldorf
boys>köln
>>63681877
*berg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqMHe2ltff
lel
did someone /bet/ on a terror attack?
calm down, denmark
>>63681887
Re**rted
Haha, time for tactics.
>>63681879
Are French girls pretty?
>>63681887
L-lewd
>>63681896
Not aloud
>reif making old man noises
How many goals?
>>63681904
Yeah
>>63681879
Yea, not every country can have such explosive hotties like yours
oh, did the cigarettes finally kill him?
>>63681904
If you like Algerians
>>63681909
>that picture
Wut?
>>63681904
yes
>>63681932
Post proof.
>tfw no French gf
>>63681844
only driven past, most bavarian grills who i met during my week in bavaria looked like inbred catholics straigth from church school or sluts
no offense
>>63681927
Wasn't he 90+?
>>63681928
asterixserobertrom.jpg
How long until we see Sahin back?
He's already in training.
dortmund away kit is so cool
>>63681909
Is that Götze?
>>63681937
>>63681952
She's got nice eyes.
my internet wont stop lagging today
>>63681944
yes
>>63681959
its probably the sharks nibbling the tubes
>>63681904
yes
>>63681959
I though Americans have good connectivity and fast internet
>>63681937
most girls in paris are very good looking. Girls in the countryside are uglier, or don't know how to play boys with artificial stuff.
>>63681964
maybe
>>63681940
yep he was
>>96
>>63681967
I think my company just sucks. I have thought of switching but I've looked at other providers and apparently they cant give me service in my area.
>blatant handball
>reif: ja, ball wird von schmelzer ins aus gelenkt
>>63681965
she's not really that good looking. she looks standard to me but I understand that you can find her good looking. She's not outstanding
>>63681986
move
>implying reus will hit that
This dipshit will never learn to control himself
>>63681989
b-but those eyebrows
reif you fucking pedo
>>63681989
>>63681968
post proof
Bengalos when
>inb4 muh security
>>63682025
you can have the exact same one friend they're not natural
>>63682025
2smuk5me
weigl is so damn good. what's the stat on how often he loses possession per game? I bet it's only once or even less per game
>>63682025
brown is low tier
Why is Weigl so good lads?
Why can't England have good talent?
>>63682060
>>63682079
I find it hilarious how often he gets fouled.
>>63682079
because any decent england team buys the talents of other countries, why bother developing your own youth?
>>63682079
It's England after all.
we haven't scored yet
i'm nervous
>>63682079
>Why can't England have good talent?
That wouldn't be funny.
almost owngoal by ilisevic
>missing the goal
That's HSV-tier desu
>>63682092
Mostly this, but it makes the league more entertaining than Buyernwinslol.
>>63682108
>>63682103
Mean desu, but understandable
i'm bored of all of you now. see you tomorrow
>>63682107
typical hamburg-dortmund game so far too
PENULTY
>penulty
fuck
Any update on Weigl getting called up to the German full team?
b8d him so hard
sheeeeeeit
>Börkey
>>>63682126
Yes bye.
burki has got to be sent off for this
how is that a penal?
he literally ran into him and then dived desu
Bürki is really awful. What were they thinking?
>Roman
>THOMAS "TAKTIKFUCHS" TUCHEL
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>>63681172
good luck bro
What a fucking bullet of a pen.
>>63682153
'no'
>>63682138
Hopefully soon. Schweinsteiger and Khedira are exploding knees tier.
LAGOSSA
>>63682154
Because this ref is a cu'ck and is giving fouls for anything
NUR! DER! HSV!
DER!
HSV!
>>63682167
How do I make my knees explode?
Dortmund is really inconsistent
