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MLS General: Klinsmann about to get sacked @ Port-of Spain Edition
Upcoming Schedule:
CONCACAF Qualifiers Today [11/17] All times Eastern Standard
Links to where these games are going to be on TV are greatly appreciated.
2:30 Group C: Guatemala @ St. Vincent
4:00 Group A: Mexico @ Honduras
6:00 Group B: Jamaica @ Hait
6:36 Group C: United States @ Trinidad and Tobago
8:30 Group A: Canada @ El Salvador
8:30 Group B: Costa Rica @ Panama
MLS Playoffs, Sunday November 22
>ending MLS playoffs in December with so many cold-weather cities
5:00 Newark Red Bulls @ Columbus Crew SC
7:30 FC Dallas @ Portland Timbers
MLS, USL, NPSL, CONCACAF discussion is welcomed.
>Soon
inb4 someone posts that blob "thing"
>no PDL
Nice try NASLshill
If USA vs T & T is supposively such a close match, why did Klinsmann send the B team?
>which team can stop Mexico?
>is Jamaica a meme?
>will USA B team simply lose or get BTFO?
>can Canada make it?
>>63627914
>México
>Yes
>IDK
>Nope
Before people start complaining, the US game will be on Bein Sports and NBC Universo (NBC's Spanish cable channel).
>>63627413
Those are so ugly whores m8
>>63628959
shows you where the sport is in this country.
>>63627413
Cordell Cato is gonna eat against >our back line
>>63629034
More like Bein Sports and NBC were willing to overpay for the TV rights of all Mexico and US world cup qualifying away matches.
>>63629111
Is that just for this round, or is it for the Hex too?
>>63629139
For the whole wc qualifiers. Maybe things will change for the 2022 WC.
I really want Mexico & Canada inthe final hex, good luck you fuckers.
in other news st. keks and nevis is getting handily smashed by guatemala
we could get fucked
Any of you tacos have a stream?
>>63633941
what game? im watching guatemala bootyblast random caribbean team #425345 right now
>>63634093
Mexico duh. The rest is shit.
>>63633941
>>63634262
http://firstrowsports.info/watch/football/Honduras---Mexico.htm
Dunno if it works though, I'm watching it on my tv
>>63633941
>>63634976
http://futbolxinternet.aztecadeportes.com/index.html?match=honduras-vs-mexico-2015-11-17&p=rusia-2018--concacaf-
This one is in spanish from our local tv station
whats everyone eating for the game?
Houston getting BTFO
>Honduras playing murderball
>Backfires
>mfw
https://twitter.com/ussoccer/status/666752448128753665/photo/1
I thought Jones was hurt? What about Bobby Wood and Jordan Morris? fucking Jozy Altidore?
klinsmeme is having a disastrous year.
>Soon
Now that Julian de Guzman is the most-capped player for Canada, can they stop starting him? He's probably our weakest midfield player.
>>63643846
Maybe if Floro finally decides to call up Osorio
>>63643871
I feel like there's been some clear anti-TFC bias in Floro's camp lately. But I might just be crazy.
Fuck, I'd take Teibert in his place at this point.
>>63627826
PDL's joke-tier amateur soccer. NPSL or die!
>>63637430
>>63638375
As much as I dislike Luis Garrido, I feel bad for the dude having to suffer such a brutal injury.
At least Houston has one less player to consider keeping now.
>>63646797
>PDL's joke-tier amateur soccer
US Open Cup results say otherwise
KLINSMANN OUT
>>63647013
Altidore and zardes first
>0-0
>we end up 2nd in the group and have to play the playoff game after getting 4th
>Klinsshit is fired within next year
>replaced by Kreis or Vermes
Pls let it happen.
>>63639351
Morris is a meme and Wood isn't consistent enough for a full game. Wood is still better in a full game than Dozy though so he should be a new starter as soon as he plays in a first league club.
Tfw It saddens me to see Zardas play so shitty. But he's too much of a good guy to talk shit on.
>tfw Seattle needs to revamp most of the squad.
suffering desu
>Soon
>>63648865
>Implying it matters with ATLFC not getting an expansion draft.
>>63650085
It'll probably make it easier
https://twitter.com/OttawaFuryFC/status/666738375739576320
So he's obviously the SPR coach, right?
>USMNT are 0-3-3 in our last 6 games against CONCACAF foes in the top 100 of the FIFA rankings. Five of those games were at home.
HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER?
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
>>63650107
Possibly. If they are indeed awarded extra spending money and all that jazz, then it could pay off for them, because they could potentially bring in 3 really good international players. (Hopefully some people Gio's age and not Pirlo/Lampards).
>>63650578
ROONEY
I bet it'll be Rooney
>>63647292
Keep in mind this is Zardes' first year on the TMNT. Hopefully as time goes on the wrinkles get smoothed out.
>we probably don't want him as a starting forward, but >we definitely want him at least on the bench.
>>63650823
I really hope not.
I operate a garage that does event parking for the Portland Timbers. What are their chances of getting further in the tournament? I could really use the overtime.
>>63652194
they could get through, but it will be tough
even if they do, though, it will only be one more home game
>>63651257
ya i doubt it and really hope not. I don't want Zlatan either.
>Soon
>>63652194
Nope, NYRB has more points than Portland, and Columbus has the same number of points but holds the tiebreaker (first tiebreaker is number of wins, still tied, second tiebreaker is GD, which s +5 for Columbus and +2 for Portland). Portland won't have another home game after the conference finals.
make sure to get your very own Hoover vacuum cleaner today lads
>>63657882
Christ, how far can one man fall.
>>63659349
>tfw he got to play in MLS as a kid and I'd gladly be a backup keeper on a USL reserve team
>>63657882
>dat depressing studio apartment
>3 games will be held in Orlando during the Copa American Centenario
feelsgoodman
>>63663231
>Only 10 venues selected
Goddammit
That means I'm not one close to me probably
>>63663286
I think they are planning on selecting 2 more.
MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey - FINAL
Other venues: Rose Bowl in Pasadena; Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California; CenturyLink Field in Seattle; Reliant Stadium in Houston; Soldier Field in Chicago; the Citrus Bowl in Orlando; Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia; the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona; and Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts
>>63663309
https://twitter.com/byIanThomas/status/667342884908191744
Fuck man
Orlando's an 8 hour drive
>>63663339
oh that sucks. plenty of time to prepare for it though
>>63663356
They just had to pick the 10 stadiums closest to the borders with Mexico/Atlantis
Fuck this shit
I'm not going that far for a goddamn soccer game
>>63662146
Yeah but he fell so far.
He was supposed to be the future of American soccer and now he's shilling for vacuums.
>>63663309
I guess I could take a trip up to philly, would have to be a good game though.
>>63663309
>Levi's Stadium
On one hand, the USMNT has had only 1 game in the Bay Area since like 2006, on the other hand, if they have another it would be at fucking god damn Levi's.
The security is batshit insane there, they even uphold the NFL clear bag policy for fucking CONCERTS
http://soccer.nbcsports.com/2015/11/19/donovan-believes-lampard-gerrard-misjudged-mls/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs
>Lampard and Slippy G scoring only a combined 5 goals in 21 appearances
>>63663309
How did Jerry World not make the cut?
>>63664701
>The security is batshit insane there, they even uphold the NFL clear bag policy for fucking CONCERTS
well these days everyone and their mom is eating and selling molly at concerts so I guess they just dont want someone to die there.... imagine that.
>>63664940
>th-think of the children!
>they'll take the ecstasy and die instantly!
>is your teenager high on Molly's bath salts? Find out what will kill your little snookums tonight at 9!
>>63665302
Dunno why you chose to post it here.
I assume fake? I'm too much of a pussy to watch the video of the hit.
I like how the bone is clean like some kind of chicken shack drumstick.
>>63665302
Wrong knee
Do they just really hate the middle?
>>63665497
Gotta leave room for the logo.
>>63665497
Heartland don't give a shit bout futbol
>>63665497
>midwest
>caring about soccer
>>63666623
The crowd for the USMNT game in St. Louis was great, m8
>>63665497
who cares for flyover country?
>>63666182
sporting kc don't give a shit common bro come at me... kek
>>63665497
Stay irrelevant flyovers
>>63666845
cheaper living, skilled jobs.... businesses actually compete for employees... your right what is to like... gtfo
>>63665497
>live in NC
>literally no presence in the southeast
the real question is why do they hate southeast
>Signed up for a free trial to watch Trinidad qualifer
>Forget to cancel it
I paid 7 dollars to watch the US draw
>>63667321
>he couldnt find free streams online
>http://www.socceramerica.com/article/66603/tt-usa-nbc-universo-outdraws-bein-sports.html
I'm pretty sure most of the people who saw the match on NBC Universo don't know a single word in Spanish and don't have access to Bein Sports.
>Robles won GKoTY
>50% of the comments were assblasted fans from other teams crying about how their gk deserved to win over Robles
So predictable
>>63664940
But ecstasy is a pretty easy way to get laid, lots of girls get crazy horny and the best part is you don't even have to buy it, groups of chicks buy that shit for themselves.
>mfw the rugby team is the best team in chester
>Soon: Roof in progress edition.
Some recylced news
http://www.rslsoapbox.com/2015/11/19/9765470/craig-waibel-confirms-rsl-interest-in-yura-movsisyan
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/11/19/la-galaxy-currently-unsure-how-keep-omar-gonzalez-roster-2016
>NASLEL
>>63675664
Holy fuck I had no idea they were that far along
>>63679855
>SPORTING "Kansas" City
>Swope Park RANGERS
>muh appealing to euroboos
>>63680030
Swope Park Rangers is the nickname fans gave the reserve team back when MLS had a reserve league
It's not Yurop pandering
There's enough to go on without having to resort to that
>>63679886
You've been getting >soon updates from ATL anon in EVERY GODDAMN THREAD
>Roger Torres hasn't played in a competitive game since he left the Union
I wish you could have stayed and never injured yourself le manlet south american :-(
>>63679886
opens in 1.5 years lad. First game in there will be an AUFC game, months before the Falcons.
>>63680209
also this
>Soon
>>63679855
Dos Santos wants to coach the national team, so it's understandable he'd get his foot in the door with MLS. Kind of embarrassing that he left for a reserve team though.
>>63681142
USL>MLS2>NASL 2bh
>>63675648
>>63680506
Not gonna lie, the Union could use some mexican players, I mean, the main sponsor is Bimbo already, if you gonna pander to mexicans, you should go the whole nine yards.
>>63682928
Union need a lot of things. I have a feeling the team is going to get gutted this off season
>soon
>>63682928
I don't know why they don't, there's plenty of Mexicans around here, I sat pretty close to PUMAS fans at PPL Park a few years back. I think Cubo Torres could work here
>>63682987
we can only hope, I'm sure there will be plenty of turnover, especially considering some guys are going to be sent to BSFC
>http://www.wralsportsfan.com/successes-and-missteps-define-2015-nasl-season-league-growth-undeniable/15117969/
my little sawker keks BTFO
>>63683675
Looks like acceptance of second tier status
On the other hand
>0-7
>tfw no qt rachel gf
http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-copa-america-centenario-is-going-to-be-awesome-1743660017
That's not a good sign
>>63689806
>FC
>Sporting
>Revolution
>Red Bulls
>Real
>SOUNDERS
O/U on how long Minnesota United FC lasts: 6.5 years
What are you betting on?
>>63694330
Over. They're about to be 6 years old and they're not even in MLS yet
>>63694217
Don't get angry at the most based BDSM practice
prepare that anus, c*cklumbus.
>Soon
>>63700722
Do you guys have a sub-nickname? Minnesota United FC I imagine is going to get called the Loons more often than the full name
>>63700823
Yeah it's called plastic united
>>63700823
not yet. probably gonna take a year or so. team/fans needs to find their identity.
>thats why I wish we were just "Atlanta FC."
>>63701243
>not Terminus SC
>>63705578
I would have loved that desu, but I was really meaning I wish they didnt stick "united" in the middle of the name. Terminus is a based name.
http://www.football-italia.net/76048/mazzarri-wants-mls-job
I got some great keks from this
>>63705630
It would have been okay if not for the fact that there's most likely going to be a Minnesota United FC as well
>>63712495
Minn United FC is bad too; I wish they would have gone with Loons, or Thunder, or North Star FC
>>63712552
North Star FC would have been badass
>>63712495
Why "United"? did a bunch of teams merged to make this new club? or just pandering to euroboos?
>>63717839
In our case, Euroboos; we went from the Minnesota Thunder to NSC Minnesota (Stars), and then Minnesota United FC
I believe all three were different ownership groups
>>63701243
https://aawagner011.wordpress.com
This was such a better idea than Atlanta United Football Club. The United part is rather unnecessary.
>>63720233
the real reason is that they made it so generic and boring is so that it can be globally marketable
>>63718145
>>63717839
Minnesota United kind of makes sense to me, isn't their stadium supposed to be right in between the twin cities?
if fc dallas won i would be sooo happy
Here's my question
Why are people so fucking autistic about names?
>>63724509
>4chan
>autism
Pick both
>>63724876
But it's everywhere
>>63724509
You're right. We should be content with Team A, Team B, Team C, and so on through Team Z.
>>63717839
Friendly reminder that Manchester United isn't "united" in any way, they chose the name as a re-branding.
Today's the day faglords.
Are >we excited??
>>63725466
now that i no longer have a job, i can get drunk af tonight for both games.
>>63725105
It's just a name
Who cares what the guy who owns it wants it to be called.
The name isn't going to do anything
>>63724509
It's identity,most people want something that sounds relevant. But some just want to bitch about something just to bitch about.
>>63726449
in the end it's all just branding but still, people want a name they can rally behind, not some generic name that has nothing to do with the location that clearly panders to a set group of people that don't understand the sport in this country
>>63726862
Yeah, because some animals that isn't native is great as well
No one should care that much
Red bullce 2 Cololbus 1
Poortland 1 Dallass 0
Thoughts?
>>63726920
>tfw the team I follow has one of the best names in the league
>>63726941
I either want the Tumblrs or FC Frisco to win the ML SCup
>tfw OP posted this 15 years ago
>100 years between playoff games
WEW
glad it's finally back
>>63726941
east
columbus 2-1
west
dallas 1-0
>>63730826
>>63731290
>homefield advantage
>portland missing starters
;^)
>>63730826
>MLS
>>63733328
here is a (You)
>>63733328
>>63728856
>>63728856
>>63728856
RARE FLAG ALERT
>>63733328
>"English" "Premier" League
>>63733400
>>63733444
>>63734583
>being literally this easily baited
>>63735178
>exposing my plan to cheekily bump the thread by replying to bait
>>63735178
>>63735259
>not just bumping it outright or shitpost about NASL
>>63735663
Excited for the Timbers game 2bh.
>>63736745
Not really intimidated by Columbus, but they do have a hell of a team, and I think anyone would be an idiot to ignore that. They're definitely a threat, but then again, we can be a threat too. I'm more intimidated by our accumulated yellows than anything.
Probably a 1-1 draw or 2-1 loss, but I'd like to try and get an away goal either way.
how many bongs until the start?
>>63735178
>MLS fans
>>63737399
We're here, we're queer, now get used to it Mohammed!
>>63737349
roughly 45 bings English teeth time
>>63737399
fug I need to get some burgers soon
>>63738615
Can you get me a beef quesarito and chees quesadilla senpai
LETS GO FC DALLAS
>these last two matchups
wew lad
go Portland i guess
>MLS in the winter
Anyone but Sallad and Red Bull for the Cup.
Mostly Columbus.
As long as Portland stops the FCD counterattack with pacebabbies meme, I'll be happy
>>63737399
Don't cross the line
>bong rips and /mls/ in November
really feelin this meme now lads
>>63740012
Oscar Pareja's dead mum will do the trick.
>game is on ESPN
>that means i'll have to listen to that faggot Taylor Twellman
>>63740086
They'll win it for her just like Hungary beat Norway on the day one of their keepers died of cancer in his 30s
>>63740092
>tfw my stream is sky sports one
I kinda dig the british accent
>>63737399
I know everything about MLS, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the fields, teams and trade/salary rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of MLS facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /mls/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT America, San Jose, MLS and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about MLS, USMNT, any US Soccer generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some FIFA
Wish it were sweater weather here.
>>63740086
>crossing the line
why?
>>63740187
Put your trip back on, SQF
>>63740092
>tfw watching ESPN Deportes
>>63740197
Pretty sure the line is above the manlet size of Pareja
>muh german heritage v muh austrian office
can we just burn both teams?
game thread or should we continue here?
>>63740297
fuck off west coast faggot
>>63740343
tickle my pickle and i'll give you an answer
HAHA TIME FOR RED BULLS
jesse marsch is actually pretty cute tbf
>>63740412
>>63740440
>Legit silence for that moment of silence for the attack on Paris
I can bet New York won't be so silent.
>>63740540
>>63740513
>>63740506
>>63740550
>>63740552
>>63740550
our most famous harbor chick is french
>game listed for 5:00
>5:20 game still hasn't started
I hate this country sometimes
>>63740540
>>63740632
SHOW TIME
>people unironically wave red bull flags
LMAO WTF
lel
OH FUCK
>>63740684
>unironically being from Ohio
what the
>>63740513
Wowsers!
NEW YORK KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
GOL GOL GOL
OH MY
H
M
Y
>mfw Red Bulce did that to >us
>Zubar
I said he was a disaster waiting to happen
Who /neutralrootingforcolumbus/ here?
Also, gamethread where?
What the fuck happened I missed it
>>63740772
Here, kamara seems like a cool dude.
>The curse continues.
>>63740815
A goal.
>HOLY COW
>Twillmin
>>63740860
>winning the Supporters' Shield
>ever
I should know, my team won it and folded 5 years later
Wait, is this the game y'all are watching?
>>63741100
>SQF BTFO
but seriously, let's not scare him off pls
>>63741135
Yes mr. dutch guy
>>63741135
Yes
>>63741135
Yes indeed my attractive sophisticated dutchman
jesus christ will >we ever shake the caricola curse
>>63741141
Was wondering why people weren't posting with his tripcode after he posted it.
What a great decision day that was.
>>63741191
Okay, I didn't know Eurosport broadcasted it live. Thanks amerifriends
>>63741170
Glorious Red Bull spaghetti.
>>63741251
because he's not a bad guy. i only posted under his tripcode one other time which was the decision day thread. if some faggot like loudsilence happened to leak his code, i would have made sure he stopped posting here
>>63741100
>>63741100
god dammit I laughed
>>63741262
Yes the shekelmen within MLS are bringing you into and out of the universe from Africa to Europa!
>>63741315
oh boo hoo now he can't be a special snowflake with his special snowflake code!
How dare anyone deny his rights!
>>63741423
fuck off faggot.
YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
KAMARA KAMARA
YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
>>63741170
Why don't teams bloot it up the field after kick-off more?
Seems like a good chance to catch the opposite off-guard.
No 5/10 fatt cutie to watch the game with knob on my Roberto during half time.
the fuck this nigga doing sleeping on the grass? like get up nigga you got a game to play ctfu
>>63741461
It's okay SQF, I still think you're special :^)
>>63741486
it's like a lower chance hail mary where you give away possession every time, plus if you make a habit of it you'll never score that way, it's gotta be those once in a long while things
So /MLelS/ who are the Man U of the league and is it a one team league?
>>63741627
LA Galaxy
No
>>63647292
zardes is class man
just give him some time
>>63741627
LA Galaxy are the closest to Man U, and not at all, has some of the wackiest results of any soccer league
>>63741606
Yeah I'm thinking teams should do it maybe a few times a season.
Losing one possession isn't a big deal and the defense may not be prepared.
>>63741657
>>63741689
Is the football getting any better? I've watched a few games and been bored to tears. And what's this I hear about Zlatan leaving PSG?
>>63741664
>>63741856
its on a game by game basis, its not gonna be really high quality for a few years yet, but there have been an uptick in entertaining games I'd say, I've been watching since 2007 and every year I'd say it gets a little bit bigger
also idk anything about that, but MLS is becoming a common rumor link for big name players nowadays
>>63741856
>Is the football getting any better?
No
Pass it you fucking idiot what are you doing !
>>63742018
pls stop this meme, its slowly getting better, its not like from one year to the next you're going to see a crazy rise in ability, real life doesn't work like that
>HOW GOOD WAS THAT
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>THAT WAS SO GOOD
These fucking meme set pieces
>>63742105
Mls quality of play is shit and the national team its at its lowest point in the last 15 years .
>>63741856
The football will get better once they increase the salary cap, or add more DP slots, or once academies start producing better talent.
Once you can actually make a living out of playing soccer in the US, you'll see better players and better plays.
'Cuz right you make more money in retail than soccer, exhibit A
>>63657882
>new york losing
All according to the plan.
>>63742193
this 2bh, expect to see substantial rise in salary caps and or DP spots for the next CB agreement. MLS is currently expanding, 2020's will be more focused on increase in ability. Also the academies will be starting to produce more players by then, FCD already has a lot
Can this shit match-up be over so we can watch the real game
