Would you suck the dick of every player on your favorite team to completion if it meant they would win that sports championship or whatever they have?
Ex: Stanley Cup, Superbowl, World Series, etc.
What about every one for the next 3 seasons? 5?
>>63553685
No.
No. Not that obsessed.
never even thought of it, hell no
>>63553701
> ireland
Yes. Then bet all my money on it.
Get a championship and tons of dosh. Worth it.
yes i'd absolutely do it, would knock aaron's socks off
I'd suck Tom Brady's dick for free are you kidding me?
>>63553685
I'd do it for free
I feel bad for the basketball fans out there. All those giant black dicks lol like imagine how big Shaqs dick is... and there are other plays that tall too.
>>63553839
>>63553761
>Americans
>>63553872
I'm not gay or anything but i'd suck Bradys dick.
>>63553685
>Stanley Cup, Superbowl, World Series
lol no
It would be more interesting if you said would you do it and it's some team who has 600:1 odds were you can make millions on it.
>>63553872
there's literally nothing gay about one man assisting another man sexually with his mouth
Yes! And I would let they gangbang me, use me and discard me like the slut I am. Winning the Stanley Cup isn't even necessary, I just wanna be dominated.
>>63553870
>muh big black dicks
lebronbbc.png
>>63554005
Take off your proxy fag
For OSU, no, because they're guaranteed titles anyways. For the Bears, fuck yeah I would suck them each twice.
im a straight grill so sure i guess
>>63554030
No proxy, boyo
>>63554134
POST FEET
>>63554134
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>>63553685
I sure would.
>>63553685
No, the only sports I really care about are football and hockey, and since most blacks and Europeans are uncircumcised, that's too many skin-on wieners for me.
>Stanley Cup is first example
Hockey fans being faggots? Who coulda guessed
If you say no you're not a true fan
>>63554310
circumcised > uncircumcised
there's a reason most male pornstars are circumcised. It looks better.
>>63554401
I say no because it takes the excitement out of it. You know they're going to win. Why even bother watching the games if you know for a fact they're going to win?
>>63554408
>Looking at the dick during porn
>Not at the girl
would they pay me their combined salaries since i did the work for them?
still no
>>63553685
>mfw I suck 52 BBCs for a Chiefs Owl
>>63554469
>actively trying not look at a dick because you're afraid of being gay
I saw my team win two championships since I've been alive, I think I'm good. Their gonna win another anyway...
...r-right?
>52 man roster
Maybe. But it just goes in and out right? No cumming?
>>63554451
That would make it even better. You could shitpost all season long saying how your team is going to win the ship, and then rub it in everyone's face for calling you a retard.
I would get them the best hookers i could get. If i were gay i totally would.
>>63554134
slut desu
>>63554607
nope. To completion.
>>63554607
They cum. You suck the each big black cock until it showers your face in warm AIDS
>>63554134
Who's your favorite sports team? Do you have a bf? Do you like tall guys?
What about the coaches?
>>63554770
probably got to work the entire staff including front office
If it was to ensure the Cowboys never finish over 7-9 every year for the rest of time, I'd suck off every player, coach, intern and owner in the NFL.
>people prefer this kind of thread to generals
Quality discussion. Glad we're having these as opposed to /wwe/ threads.
>>63555011
This is the first thread that's kept on /sp/ for more than 2 minutes in weeks. Usually I just look at the front page and X out the tab when I see it's all generals.
>>63554700
Virgin tbqh
>>63554830
Imagine being a Giants fan and having to suck that old fuck Coughlin. He might have a heart attack and die.
>>63555242
then your picture of cum dripping out of your mouth with his erect cock next to your face will be on every newspaper in the country.
Now that's what I call a KILLER blowjob!
>>63554964
>not wanting them to finish 8-8 every year
>>63555426
their division is by far the worst in the NFL. That record might win it some years. I fucking hate the fact that teams that break even or barely have a winning record get into the playoffs overa team that went like 10-6 or some shit.
Yes, mainly due to betting like this guy >>63553761 said.
But I feel like that's a bit cheating so taking money out of the equation I think around 7 championships in a row is my breaking point.
>>63555426
You do realize with how shit the NFC East is at times, 8-8 would get them into the playoffs on occasion
>>63553685
>Would you suck the dick
stopped right there. the answer is no.
>>63553685
The potential for betting is huge. Do you have any idea how much money I could make betting on Crystal Palace to win the Premier League?
>>63557114
would you suck a dick if it meant world peace and end of world hunger and all diseases and everything perfect happens?
Don't just shut down ideas.
>>63557417
I'm a social darwinist
>>63557198
Well then you can make that choice
Betting on some Turkish team to win the CL and making a ton of dosh would be nice
>>63557417
I'd suck a dick for $100. Not for any of those things.
>>63553870
>Basketball teams only go around 13 people deep
>Football teams go 52
>Baseball teams go 30-something
Feel like basketball fans get off easy
I'd suck their dicks for free desu.
I would do it for the lions because it's the only way they will ever win a superbowl in my lifetime (aside from mass satanic sacrifices). 53 big dick bring it on.
>get to suck Melo's dick
>Knicks win championship
>make millions off of betting
Is there a downside?
>>63558717
You're a Knicks fan
>sucking the eagles dick for a superbowl
hell yes
but as long as they don't credit me sucking their dicks directly causing them to win.
Actually maybe that'd make me a legend in philly.I'd get a statue of me sucking off Sam Bradford right next to the rocky statue
favorite team you taste so good
>>63558779
>statue of a fictional champion
My sides always decide to take a trip when I'm reminded of that
>>63553902
Go home Gay Rodge
>>63554518
I avoid that all together and only watch lesbian porn to be frank relative
>>63553685
>Jaguars win the Owl
>bet on it since day one
>become a 200millionaire
>>63558998
Lesbian porn doesn't do it for me. It sounds gay when I say it but I need to see a dick penetrating the girl. Even strapons or dildos don't fully do it for me. It needs to be a cock fucking the girl. I imagine it's my dick doing it.
>>63553701
>>63553739
>>63553753
>>63553962
>>63554310
>>63554502
>>63554653
>>63557114
You faggot have no right posting in /sp/
My boys have not won a owl in decades but if you told me all I had to do was suck off romo and the crew then you are god damn right I will
I'll fucking swallow
something none you fags I mentioned above would ever think about doing because you are not true fans
>>63559162
Only small dick porn then?
what about the LLWS?
>>63559228
little league world series..?
>>63559228
i lol'd
>>63559228
I promise you that every horny preteen slut from those kids schools are lining up to suck those kids dicks.
I'd suck them either way desu
>>63560155
this desu if they asked
Only if it was a juicy tranny BBC
As part of the most tortured fanbase in America, yes I would.
>>63559228
>>63559454
>mfw no real life baseball /ss/ for me
>>63553685
>wanting to know exactly what will happen in sport
jesus fucking christ you boring shit
>>63553685
who needs a reason, would do it for free
I'd suck Klopps dick every day for a year if it meant Liverpool won the league
>>63553685
Fuck no.
I would change my team to a female vollyball team, and then say yes.
>>63553685
Do you even need to ask?
okay this question is not feasible.
What if it was only the star player, one time?
I'm pretty sure Cromartie has every STD imaginable, so no. I'd let the Jest cheerleaders peg me, though.
>>63559228
>>63559209
Well, not everyone's a dick sucking faggot like you.
>>63554518
>looking at dicks long enough to compare the aesthetic qualities of different dicks
my team is dodgers so im ok with this. i think i even had a dream once where i "played catch" with kershaw.
>bears haven't won in 30 years
>and counting given the dumpster fire this team is
Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
>>63557463
>that post
>that flag
checks out
no dude. not only would I have to suck a whole bunch of dicks, it would also take away all of the excitement of watching sports
>>63553685
>Would you suck the dick
No.
If you say no, you're not a real fan. Period.
>>63553962
Would you suck Poldoskis dick?
>>63554004
Only the guy sucking is gay. The guy getting sucked is alpha.
>>63553685
Yes, you had me at "suck the dick".
>>63554469
I literally cant fap to porn with guys with average or small dicks. It just feels like the chicks are faking it.
>>63569525
>against Darwin
>Texas
Yep
>>63559162
Have you tried pegging porn?
>>63562151
Why'd you stop posting
>tfw no bf
threads?
>having males as your favourites
>calling others gay
plebs
Arsenal fans would do it enthusiastically
>>63555108
cucckold
>>63553870
If they are as tall as shaq then that is a good thing because you can suck their dicks standing up.
i give better handjobds than blowjobs fwiw
>>63553685
Yes, without a second thought
I am a girl btw
yeah, hell I'd do it for fun and morale boost
The reason why some people wont do it is because they're overpriveleged fucks who got to see their team win or even win multiple times. There are so many teams out there whose fans would do ANYTHING to see them win even once. So check your good team privelege shitlords.
>>63557802
Baseball teams have 25 men. Do you even America?
>>63576628
baseball is boring
>>63574716
Enjoy the honor killing by your family, Fatma.
>>63576764
That's not an excuse or legitimate reason traitor.
>>63576823
i'm not going to watch something that's boring. There's too many entertaining things in the world.
>>63576764
Doors anyone actually believe this? I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around it.
>>63576992
i'm completely serious. Baseball is extremely boring. It's so... slow.
>>63553761
>sucking cocks for $50 bucks
>worth it
My team has won 4 titles in my life time,so its not that special. I would suck dick for a word cup title. No question.
I would let them gangbang me and bukkake me if that means a world cup title.
