COL:NHL suspends Gabriel Landeskog for two games
CHI:Chicago will get Duncan Keith back Saturday
STL:Martin Havlat (personal) wants to be released
CLM:Ryan Murray will be scratched Friday night
CHI:Patrick Kane's points streak reaches 11 games
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen leads Sabres over Panthers
TB:Tyler Johnson helps Bolts zap Flames
PHI:Steve Mason, Flyers blown out by Capitals
COL:Red hot Matt Duchene leads Avs over Bruins
NYR:Mats Zuccarello's three points lift Rangers
OTT:Erik Karlsson scores in second straight game
MIN:Jason Zucker's pair power Wild over Canes
>>63534892
>rags
go jack johnson
guy is playing his best game in a long while
>>63535008
I guess being the slowest person on the ice means you dont use as much energy
>>63534983
>>63534993
>rags
>pongs
>>63534892
sup devlelbro?
>>63535128
wrong. also holy shit my filter keeps not saving and it loses your flag so I have to filter you every time I close my browser. fuck you and goodbye
>>63535045
>slowest person on the ice
>when the Jackets went back on scratching Ryan Murray
Would cheer them getting concussed/10
>Reminder that the administrator of this website got literally mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>63535443
no one really cares. he got rid of /wwe/ you 3 florida guys can stop making it about you now since I was the one who made it happen and I've only posted about it twice while you do it a few times a day
>>63535443
>>63535480
Nothing would have happened if it weren't for publix posting. We're more responsible for it than you are
>>63535606
but thats wrong faggot. it all started because of a bundesliga thread
>Flames win in meme time again
>>63535630
He literally started the thread because of off topic posting, specifically "supermarket sandwiches"
Stop being mad at sandwiches you faggot
rate my meme /hoc/
>>63535775
no he was posting in bundesliga and they convinced him to make a thread to say some offposting is ok. sorry but you cant talk about what you dont know
Is it just me or is every usual streaming site down? I literally cannot find a working stream right now. none of them are working. are all the streamers based in paris or something?
>>63535785
Man I want a fuckin pretzel.
>>63535802
mine work. your streams a shit
sidney stop sinking my pool please reeeeee
>>63535785
>not subway
kys
>>63535799
>literally says "supermarket sandwiches"
>hiroshimoot wants to crack down on shitposting coming from specifically /hoc/
>publix posting responsible for the opportunity to get rid of wwe
>you're getting fucking anally annihilated by a sandwich
>>63535917
Wawa is better than subway apparently.
>>63535933
no it wasnt faggot sandwich posting there are only like 3 of you autists most of the board just ignores you. he also literally made the thread to say its ok to talk off topic sometimes so you must have one of those retard florida educations to think that means he hates off topic posting. you are dumb and I'm not going to bother anymore
>>63535856
their pretzels are quite tasty
>>63535917
>>63535969
subway is trash, wawa makes actual deli sandwiches
>>63535970
>zero reading comprehension of hiroshimoots post
>ass blasted because publix posting gave the opportunity for wwe to be removed
>you're fucking crying because you got out memed by the state of Florida and a sandwich
>>63536013
>cheddar cheese instead of swiss cheese
>white bread instead of honey oat
>not toasted
>bacon (haram)
>salt and pepper added
what's wrong with you?
>>63535860
alright cool then it's fixable. my browser just shat itself. i got nervous that it was some kind of copyright crackdown.
>>63536061
>cheddar cheese instead of swiss cheese
It doesn't make much difference when everything else drowns out the small flavour differences in the cheese
>white bread instead of honey oat
I've always preferred white bread to other forms of bread, even outside of subway
>not toasted
Well that goes without saying, I always get toasted and can't imagine NOT having a toasted sub, so I didn't feel the need to mention it
>bacon (haram)
It's part of the chicken and bacon ranch package pham, also it's delicious and enhances the flavour
>salt and pepper added
This also enhances the flavour
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63535969
comparing subway to an actual sandwich place is tantamount to comparing chef boyardee spaghetti to a fine italian restaurant
>>63535970
holy shit i don't think i've ever seen anyone this legitimately mad at a sandwich before
>>63536258
10/10 post right here
>>63536213
>not liking the delicious preserved taste of chef boyardee
Why
>>63535785
just calling it a hoagie makes it sound damn appetizing tttt
>>63536213
but Chef Boyardee is the finest Italian cuisine packed into a little can. I fail to see the problem
>>63536213
>mad
>at fucking spaghetti
I missed the wings/sharks game. I already know the out come but still want to see Datsyuk play. Anyone know a good place I can find the game?
>france
>>63536629
Needs more explosions
Has there been a more consistently shit team? I want to get into Hockey, but watching these fucks is no fun
>>63536696
carolina shall reign supreme again my brother
>>63536705
At least you're not an oilers fan.
>>63536705
the toronto maple leafs
Who is the Brady, Tom of Hokkei?
>>63536765
Johnathan Toews
>>63536620
Anyone?
>>63536765
Jerome Iginla...
Nah. Zdeno Chara.
It has to be an aging wizard with at least one championship, if not multiples
>>63536778
But Toews doesn't cheat
>>63536992
yes and as we've said before someone will post it on leddit and get it shutdown so fuck you
>>63537000
>winning in a shortened season
The leafs will make the playoffs again before the wings do
Make my words
>>63537086
literally no
>>63537082
That's not cheating, now if Towes tampered with the pucks and stole the playbooks of opposing teams, you'd have a case cankuck.
>>63537098
or if he had the refs win game 7 for him again.....
>>63537098
>This meme again
Both proven wrong, but cling to whatever you need to to let your miserable New York soul sleep at night
>Six presidents elected to office
>Woodstock
>Invasion of Cambodia
>Watergate
>The Godfather is released
>End of the Vietnam War
>Disco takes over the charts
>Soviet War in Afghanistan
>Quebec independence referendum
>Home computer
>Iranian Revolution
>Attempted murder of Ronald Reagan
>Boycott of the 1980 Summer Olympics by the US
>Boycott of the 1984 Summer Olympics by the USSR
>Iran Contra
>Seinfeld starts airing
>Fall of the USSR
>Apartheid ends
>War in the former Yugoslavia
>NAFTA formed
>Another Quebec independence referendum
>Cell phones
>Britain loses Hong Kong, the last of its major colonies
>Internet
>9/11
>War in Iraq
>Every player currently in the NHL was born
>Every arena currently in use in the NHL was built
>laffs
>>63537040
please help, I just want to see datsyuk. I don't even know how to use reddit
>>63537150
there's sandwich fags in here and they can never be trusted with anything
>>63537183
That's true, they'll see a Wings fan is asking for something and get spiteful. I found one place, can you tell me what the first letter is of the url? So I know if I should keep looking?
>>63537127
>This damage control
18-1
>>63537130
>Trying to use the Cubs meme against the Leafs
Isn't as effective. There is footage of the leafs last win while there isn't for the cubs.
>>63537208
the one I use starts with an x but I've seen a few that work
looks like even datsyuk can't put out the tire fire in detoilet
>>63537130
nice meme tbqh I approve
>>63537316
rare bishop
>>63537130
this tttt
post slags
>>63537673
>>63537673
>>63537794
retard
>>63535785
>forgetting the spots
The win was the only good thing that happened today.
>>63537997
Shut the fuck up.
>>63538009
rekt
Who /happy with their 2015 late round draftees/ here?
>rags
>rags
>rags
RACE WAR NOW
>>63537673
>>63536027
I got WWE removed btw, I made the strawpoll
>>63538191
I got it removed by posting about sandwiches tttt
Take a look at the facts about Leon Draisaitl:
>paternal great-grandfather was a "physician" who went missing shortly before the end of World War II
>relatives in Argentina who regularly fly up to attend games
>several relatives in Germany with ties to far-right white nationalist groups
>comes from a long line of strong, athletic ancestors - maternal great-grandmother competed for Germany in the 1936 Olympics
Race war now
I dropped my phone in my coffee this afternoon hoc. Should I even try to jew Samsung or Discover into honoring the warrenty or should I just spend $80 on a new one
Shit team
Shit fans
>>63538202
>Turn off phone
>Dry it off
>Throw it in a bag of rice for a few days
Getting electronics wet isn't the death of them if you're not a retard and turn them off or pull the battery immediately.
>>63538213
I drove like 40 minutes home before I noticed it was wet and dried it / chucked it in a bag of rice. Next time I will yank the battery ASAP.
>>63538202
>drinking coffee
That's a just punishment senpai
>>63538199
>Came back from Whyte ave
>See a few Draisaitl jerseys
>mfw can't reveal autism level
>>63538264
>tfw you see people using shitty boring nicknames for him but you can't correct them
>>63538264
I hope you smiled and complimented them on their choice to support a pure Aryan hockey star
>>63538171
the one of the right is good
>>63538274
Deutschland Dangler isn't too bad
>>63538278
They're all dudes I'm not talking to them what are you a homo??
>>63538349
>not being friendly to people of your own gender
do you have friends?
Daily Reminder Anton Slepyshev has been on a plane between Bakersfield and Pheonix 3 times this week alone.
Daily reminder he will be jet lagged and be a bust in the AHL
Daily reminder signing lanklet eurotrash never ever works out
>>63538375
Yeah but I'm not striking conversation with a dude at a bar Jesus Christ
>>63538432
desu senpai going to a bar and not being social or friendly just seems like something a mega alcoholic would do.
GOAT bars have free pool so you can just shoot a game and talk without paying $1 every single round
>>63538432
>hey there, nice jersey. Leon Draisaitl sure is a handsome man isn't he? His nordic features are superb
>>63538449
>American bars
I'm at the bar to meet tinder or get shitfaced it's Whyte Ave not the drunken clam
>>63538449
what the fuck is going on in this webm
>>63538470
They're trying to rob him. But first they act like they want the small black cock just to throw him off-guard.
>>63538470
Horny nigresses want the D (dollars)
>>63538455
Draisaitl & Kevin James sitcom when
>>63538455
kek
RACE
WAR
NOW
>Ontario hockey league
>Top 3 scorers are from Michigan, Missouri and Illinois
What gives?
>>63538776
literally the second easiest league to score in, QMJHL being the first.
>>63538594
>>63538601
>>63538613
Can't Trifle the 'Saitl
>The Mighty Stars of Dallas will destroy the Wild today and further establish their spot as the best team in hockey and the best team in the Central
feels good lads
>>63538963
You can literally bet everything you own on the Wild's cycle game keeping the stars D hemmed in the whole game and them mucking up the neutral zone for a 3-1 win
>>63538963
>>63539151
>yfw boring 1-0 shootout victory
>>63538963
what a fucken moron. Why wouldn't you do SegBenn? Sounds so much better
>Anaheim Mighty cUcks
lmao get shit on you worthless fucks
>>63534892
van halen eh
After Ristolainen, who is the best U21 defense man in the league?
>>63539477
Is Pujuju under 21?
Ive heard hes quite the player
>>63539487
He's a striker and not even drafted yet.
>>63539477
>>63539477
Ekhblad is better than him, easily.
Dumba is also pretty good.
>>63538963
The wild are going to break their record of 5 goals scored in a period set against the stars last year. It was sad the whole team just gave up.
Have the stars played a team with 20+ points yet? Or are they still leastern babies?
>>63539496
>striker
>>63539648
>Ekhblad is better than him, easily.
Don't think he is tho.
Ekblad is playing with Campbell and has been nothing special this season.
Risto is doing the heavy lifting and is currently 2nd in team scoring, despite not playing 1st pp minutes.
He logs 24 minutes/game against the toughest competition and brings elements that Ekblad doesn't have, like toughness and elite shot from the point.
Dumba is not even close to Risto, Ekblad and Jones.
post dogs
>>63539731
>>63539693
I never said Dumba was better, just mentioned a D I am familiar with and is exciting to watch. Those 3 are way better. Jones is just what I wanted, a great young D in the central....
>>63539731
Shit team
>tfw the government owned liquor stores cloe in less than two hours
>tfw the red wings will lose tonight too if they play like last night
>tfw Mrazek, always something
>tfw no pet clip art pig to eat sandwiches with
>>63540243
>Pulkkinen is a bust and only gets lucky goals without really doing anything on the ice right
Is this what happens when Detroit leaves Sweden for Finland?
Fuck these inbreds.
>>63540314
Pulkkinen is a late 4th rounder.
Do you have any idea how rare it is to find an NHL player from 4th round?
He is the opposite of a bust.
>>63540310
>Florida
>>63540341
Have you actually watched him play? He actually looks straight up bad on the ice most of the time.
>>63540314
Somewhat this --> >>63540341
Finland is good though, don't hate of them just because Pulkkinen is a one trick pony who doesn't do his one trick all that well.
>>63540358
I've seen him play, he is undersized and a pretty bad skater.
Recipe for a failure in the NHL.
If you had any expectations, you're a moran.
He does have a hard shot, so he might be able to hang around as a pp specialist and a 3rd line plug.
>>63540380
>If you had any expectations, you're a moran.
I expected him to be a decent third liner but not much more and right now I'd rather have Danny Cleary on the ice than Teemu desu.
At least Danny provides mentorship and a strong bond with the team.
>Pulkkinen
>4th/111
>Goose
>4th/121
>Mrazek
>5th/141
>Datsyuk
>6th/171
>Miller
>6th/186
>Zetterberg
>7th/210
>Marchenko
>7th/205
>Dekeyser
>undrafted
>>63540392
>At least Danny provides mentorship and a strong bond with the team.
That comes with experience.
Pulkkinen is still very young and seems to be still developing.
He might be able to become that decent third liner but you might wanna give him more than these 50 games to prove himself.
>>63540418
>He might be able to become that decent third liner but you might wanna give him more than these 50 games to prove himself.
I agree, or at least I would, but he's fucking 5'11 and 185 lbs. Dude is like a pool noodle and he doesn't really have the speed, skating ability, or hockey IQ to make up for his smaller size either.
His ONE redeeming quality was his ability to rip hard shots when it's passed to him but he's been a total pussy with his shots since hitting the NHL.
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and see how he does this year but so far nothing has been promising about him.
>>63540431
Eh. He has 5 goals and is 6th in Red Wings scoring.
His shot percentage is 15.
Seems to me his shot has been just fine.
>>63540460
>He has 5 goals and is 6th in Red Wings scoring.
One of those was a legitimate "skill" goal. The rest have bounced off players, been tipped, or general lucky bullshit. He's hardly making plays or doing work for the goals.
>>63540467
The "luck" is called positioning.
Good things happen when you're in the right spot.
All goals look the same in the score board.
Dunno what you're expecting from a 4th rounder playing 12 minutes/night.
His +/- is on the positive side and he is producing some points.
dux are a mess
Even Hags is not performing
Anyone else remember when the clock used to count up in international hockey?
>>63540506
>>63540460
>>63540467
>>63540431
>>63540412
>>63540361
>>63540380
>>63540358
>>63540341
>>63540314
CAN'T BALK THE PULK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKdNw13Z8c
>>63540675
fug forgot pic :D
>>63540677
>>63540675
>Draft Swedes and Russkis
>Build a dynasty and kek the league for years
>Draft some Finns
>Team fucking implodes
NEVER AGAIN
>>63540677
>they thought they were getting the holy slapper
>what they got was the holy diver
HOLYY DIIVER
>>63540664
Still does in SHL I believe
>>63540691
You absolute madmen.
>>63540684
lel
>you will never see Pulkcannon in the hardest shot-competition in the all star game
>>63540711
>Chara's face when this literally who manlet comes and shoots harder.
>>63540718
Are the Dallas stars going to get exposed tonight or are they legit?
Who is the Romo, Tony of Hokkei?
>>63540776
>finnish goaltending
>legit
Pulkkinen's hometown a little over hundred years ago. These might even be his relatives, who knows. So don't be too harsh on him, slappers was his chance at getting out of there :)
>>63540782
Joe Thornton
>>63540802
seems pretty comfy desu
>>63540776
they already got exposed by the worst team in the NHL twice
>>63540841
>that pass to no one at 8 seconds
>>63540831
>all these people from the 200 000-town
Mika Häkkinen
Sami Kapanen
Antti Niemi
Ville Peltonen
Emilia Pikkarainen
Teemu Pulkkinen
Jarkko Ruutu
Tuomo Ruutu
etc.
>>63540841
>o-o-our goalies were not good enough
lel their d fucking sucks and it starts with klinkberg who cannot defend.
>>63540856
And Valtteri Filppula
>>63540859
Still third best +- on the team ;^)
Goals per 60 5x5 in 2014-15: 2.25
Goals per 60 4x4 in 2014-15: 3.64
Why haven't you accepted 4x4 as your savior of hockey and memeing?
>>63540841
>team keeps the puck to the outside, blocking the shot and forcing it to the corner
>oduya wins the 1 one 1 battle for the puck and gets away from the >laff
>oduya passes the puck into the slot right onto the tape for a one timer
Come on Sweden
>>63540859
Will Zucker score on them in the first 20 seconds?
It would be the third time this season :^)
>>63540910
probably. Wild will expose those pretenders.
>>63540412
Shit
Datsyuk babby
shit
Was elite but is old now
Shit
Was elite but is old now
Literally who
Shit
>>63540873
>+- is a relevant stat
lol look at this fucking idiot lads
>>63541143
>I don't know what I'm talking about: The post
>>63541151
>I can't see when someone isn't serious in a text, even when it has a smile: The post
>>63541184
>I am as deluded about hockey as I am about my country: the post
>>63541223
>I am starting to get mad: The post
>>63541242
>I think the wings are good despite being literally last in fancy stats and not in a playoff spot
take your delusion elsewhere
>>63541223
>>63541242
Shut the fuck up.
>>63541269
Who the FUCK are you quoting
>>63541276
Fucking Canada stop quoting me all the fucking time
>>63536765
it was Nicklas Lidstrom
>>63541903
Then get the fuck out of my thread you fucking ugly mongrel finshit fuck
srs question
what is life after datsyuk and zetterburg
>>63542047
>canada
>>63542113
Norge :3
>>63542092
It is life without Datsyuk and Zetterberg
not that difficult 2bh
>>63542092
Don't worry you will still have Abdul Kadir for 7 more years.
>>63542092
look at the Toronto Maple Leafs
that's what is ahead of you
>>63542092
See: dead wings
>>63541261
>I distort what other people wrote because it's the only way I can "win" an argument: The post
>>63542204
Please, it's Abdul Qadir.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Abdelkader#Personal_life
>Abdelkader in charge of not being a 0.33 ppg player in his career
>3 of the bottom 4 teams are Canadian
Why is this?
>>63542473
Poop organizations / poop players / poop fans
>>63542473
Because jews
>>63542630
Remember when Sweden has..
No organizations / No players / No fans
>>63542473
No one wants to play in the Communist Peoples Republic of Cannadia (CPRC) and pay taxes up the ass while living in frozen tundra with literally nothing to do.
>>63542665
Terrible comback tbqhf
>>63542473
Thins will turn around now that Trudeau is in charge, Canada just needs more immigrants and higher taxes.
>>63543012
Going to Florida in a couple weeks, can't wait to get some Publix fried chicken. Do you think Jagr shops there?
>>63542690
>that flag
>talking about taxes
WEW LAD
>>63543272
No bully Norge
>>63543272
>that flag
>talking about hockey
WEW LAD
Who /gameofthenight/ here? (Chi/STL and WPG/Nash are really good too)
>>63543272
This flag is merely the vessel of my presence on this Cambodian rune singing forum.
The All Mighty Satan pays taxes to no one.
>>63543511
Norge you're getting kind of weird
>>63543420
ZERO OLYMPIC GOLD
E
R
O
O
L
Y
M
P
I
C
G
O
L
D
shorks VS buffalel
>laffs VS cantpucks
avs VS hasbs
>rags VS snes
detoilet VS ruins
panthlels VS tampon gay
>pongs VS devlels
cryers VS hurricants
sparkledogs VS BJs
jests VS crashville
blackcocks VS blooses
mild VS sturs
>kongs VS oilels
pick em lads
>>63543503
>tfw going to watch the Detroit v. Boston poop fest
>>63543710
Shorks < Buffalel
>laffs < Vanpooper
avs < hasbs
>rags > snes
detoilet > ruins
panthlels < tampoon bay
>pongs > devlels
cryers < hurricants
sparkledogs > BJs
jests > crashville
blackocks > blooses
mild < sallad
>kongs > oilels
>>63543625
What did I just tell you?
>>63543710
Rangers
Detoilet
Buffalel
Hongcouver
Frogs
Tampon Gay
Shitsburgh
Curruhlina
OEL and co
Wienerpeg
St Louis
Dallas
Kongs
>>63543625
That's just his autism, they all have it.
RAGS @ SNES
>>63543908
>>63543908
>>63543908
>>63543857
I don't know, that was my first (you) from you
>>63543940
Shut the fuck up
>>63543987
Hush little puppy, Satan will always love you just the way you are.
I hope you die soon, so we dance in the flames and fiest on the flesh of the unborn.
>>63543710
Satan says:
Buffalo
Habs
Rags
Bruins
Bolts
Pens
Flyers
Coyotes
Preds
Blues
Stars
Kings
>>63535443
Holy shit my sides
You faggots actually forced a /hoc/ meme onto the entire board
Place your bets
How quickly can we get /hoc/ moved to /trash/
>>63543710
Sharks
Canucks
Canadiens
Senators
Bruins
Panthers
Devils
Hurricanes
Blue Jackets
Predators
Blues OT
Stars
Kings
here's hoping I 'm not banned
>>63544459
Did you intentionally try to be completely wrong
>>63544490
no, that's what I would bet. You can never bet according to logic. I know, I have won a motorcycle through gambling.
>>63543710
shorks
>laffs
hasbs
snes
detoilet
tampon gay
>pongs
hurricants
sparkledogs elite
trashville
blooses
mild
>kongs
>>63544459
I was hoping you'd be dead already.
>>63544490
No. He's just really really stupid.
No Teeth Keith back tonight, who do the Hawks send down?
>>63544998
already sent Gustafsson
>>63543710
Shorks
Canucks
Rags
Detroit
Tampa
Pens
Hurricanes
CBJ
Nashville
Blues
Stars
Kongs
>Americans will never know this feel
>Mark Streit out 6 weeks with pubic plate detachment
>tfw feel when you fuck bitches too hard
>>63545130
We knew this feel back in the 90s. Hockey used to be huge in the US until the lockout & the whole no more hockey on ESPN. Fuck you Bettman
Why is it that with Elliot and Allen, it's a 2 man tandem, but with Anderson and Hammond, it's a "controversy?"
>>63545465
The very same "controversy" that made Luongo and Schneider ship out of Vancouver. Expect a trade in Ottawa.
>>63545465
>>63545532
what is implied here by controversy?
Return of based Keith
>>63545711
Two starter goalies in the crease so either one or both must go.
>>63545711
Like when someone takes a giant loan, never pays it back and starts calling the bank nazies.
Some people might find that controversial.
>>63545785
Rekt
>mfw flyers will be shit for next 10 years
>>63545761
>Two starter goalies
two equally good goalies or interchangeable i.e. every other game?
>>63545824
>falling for Steve Mason's hot first season with the team
>>63545849
>interchangeable
Then you got the Flim Flam problem, only they're all shit goalies there.
1. Sherbrooke Phoenix
2. Seattle Thunderbirds
3. Spokane Chiefs
4. London Knights
5. Sault Ste Marie Greyhounds
6. Shawnigan Cataractes
7. Owen Sound Attack
8. Acadie-Bathurst Titan
9. Quebec Remparts
10. Prince George Cougars
11. Kamloops Blazers
12. Halifax Mooseheads
13. Blainville-Boisbriand Armada
14. Drummondville Voltigeurs
15. Cape Breton Screaming Eagles
16. Red Deer Rebels
17. Niagara IceDogs
18. Swift Current Broncos
19. Vancouver Giants
20. Gatineau Olympiques
>POWERGAP
91. Kelowna Rockets
92. Saint John Sea Dogs
93. Victoriaville Tigres
901. Windsor Spitfires
902. North Bay Battalion
903. Sudbury Wolves
9001. Saskatoon Blades
9002. Moncton Wildcats
9003. Peterborough Petes
900000000001. Val-d'Or Foreurs
>The earth was formed two thousand and fifteen years (2015) years ago
>Buffalo still doesn't have a single Stanley Cup or Lombardi
>>63546220
>The earth was formed two thousand and fifteen years (2015) years ago
The earth is 6000 years old you fucking retard
>>63546268
>Getting meme'd on this easily