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WEIGH IN LIVE AT 5est: https://youtu.be/JKGvMrqQH10
>askren title fight was scrapped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/13/9729808/ben-askren-tells-story-of-why-one-title-fight-against-clown-luis
>ONE results
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/13/9729250/dejdamrong-sor-amnuaysirichoke-beats-yago-bryan-one-pride-lions-results-recap-mma
>USADA started case against Cro Cop before he retired
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/13/9729736/usada-mirko-cro-cop-doping-case-was-initiated-prior-to-his-retirement
>Ronda lands the cover of UFC 2
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/13/9728562/pic-ronda-rousey-lands-cover-of-ea-sports-ufc-2-video-game-mma
>fight card
http://www.mmafighting.com/fight-card/680/ufc-193-rousey-holm
mmaDigest update (11/10/15): https://youtu.be/LX0bbo1s-_Y
Extended Embedded:https://youtu.be/j3-F6DcGUsk
Embedded 1: https://youtu.be/iixYjUo4AyY
Embedded 2: https://youtu.be/1hGPf1BTxjQ
Embedded 3: https://youtu.be/JMiAd2STAf4
Embedded 4: https://youtu.be/UM_r7X2Rt_U
#ROUSEYREVOLUTION
https://youtu.be/FeLYUffUTnI
https://youtu.be/Ozrb0SaxTu0
https://youtu.be/TRjkYrDNOa0
Legal free fights
>Ronda va Bethe
https://youtu.be/yKHV3KVDess
>Ronda vs Zingano
https://youtu.be/5a6GghIcsh8
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/tYq8vSfBtew
>JJ vs penne
https://youtu.be/wDptf-lY4GA
>Holm vs Reneau
https://youtu.be/0uwHbn59oOE
>Letourneau vs Rakoczy
https://youtu.be/B1mXXBq2Z2M
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Magny vs Hyun Gyu Lim
https://youtu.be/ckBhzGSueVw
>Gastelum vs marquardt
https://youtu.be/2psKD2eEEa0
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
1st for me
>>63528663
This was me btw
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
delete this
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Etihad tomorrow if you're in Melbourne.
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63528709
30 bings until the biggest weigh in event in all of human history.
>>63528775
does it feel good, knowing you could?
>>63528775
Get in my guard bro
>>63528796
Conor vs Aldo?
Doesn't wrestling belong on /asp/?
>>63528692
Good job! :)
Don't get cocky now ;)
Just over 4 weeks until you will be forced to recognize.
Jojo puttin on a clinic
Main Card:
Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio 'Bigfoot' Silva
Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt
THANK YOU BASED AMERIOP COMING THRU W/ THE /HEEM/TIME /newz&info/
>>63528944
>Last three fights
>Guys had a combined age of 110
nice meme fighter
![1446052121290[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/g1Yl73S.jpg "1446052121290[1].png")
>>63529104
Rousey
Plz Joanna Champ
Silva
Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve
>>63529104
Holm
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Struve
Who /weighin/ here?
>>63529104
>People actually saying Holm
Do they not wan to win this little game? She has no choice and they're feeding her far too early to Ronda
>>63529104
Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt
>>63529104
is there anything I can do to persuade you to put me in the left column? I'm willing to listen to anything
Background silhouette fella looking a little "JUST", isn't he?
>>63529214
>those empty seats
Top Kek
>>63529223
Goofs will be goods, what're you supposed to do?
>>63529223
Sometimes you just gotta be bold with your predictions, Anon. I hope Holm oblique kicks Ronda's leg and Ronda's shitty knees explode
>>63529214
ooohhh you lucky fucky
is it comfy?
>>63529104
You do realise like 80% of these are just the same guys posting over and over again
>>63529237
It's like he has one big gut going into his leg
>>63529104
Rowdy
Joanna
Super Samoan
Hall
Rosholt
>>63529237
Sorta looks like Sexyama if he had a gut
>>63529130
>the age meme
Heavier divisions are usually stacked towards the top with guys in their mid 30s. Only the low weight classes see dramatic dropoffs due to age because speed goes way before power (and is more important in low wright classes). The average age of top ten middleweights is like 35, should he be fighting inferior younger fighters just because they're younger?
Try assessing the actually ability we've seen from those fighters instead of their age dummy.
WELCOME TO THE WEIGH INS
THE BEAUTIFUL ARIANNY, BRITTNEY, CHRISSY, VANESSA
DANA WHITE WITHOUT HIM NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE
JOE SILVA BEST MATCHMAKER IN THE BUSINESS
>>63529284
I think I'm the only person by himself there.
>>63529365
Kek
Try again autist, bud
>>63529214
how many bongs?
>>63529412
>by yourself
And we mean nothing to you? Get in my guard. Ro
/qbp/SPC/ from /nba/ here
How much times until Rousey fight?
kek anyone seen the Dana interview with helwani?
>we literally have every LED in the country and had to borrow some stuff from Taylor Swift
>>63529438
10 bings
>>63529397
>tfw no more "Burt Watson babysitter to the stars"
Gi or no gi to fight terrorists attacking my country again?
>>63529486
Go with a gi, they'll take one look and you and realize you train and book it out of there
>>63529472
That butthurt was hilarious. Literally the most easily replaceable person in the ufc and everybody acted like this is gonna change anything.
is MMA really a sport?
>>63529442
>tfw I can heem everyone here desu senpai.
Front seats are starting to fill, only 5 more bongs to go lads
>>63529537
>Literally the most easily replaceable person in the ufc
I thought that was Stitch. All that guy did was put Vaseline on a fighter's nose and eyebrows and wrap their hands
>>63529562
If baseball is a sport then yes
le FRANCE BTFO
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>>63529580
>Literally the most easily replaceable person in the ufc
i thought that was dana. all that guy does is say that every fight is the best fight ever.
>>63529607
#Refugeeswelcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hMV5mrnrA
>i just punch the head
#fuggreebogg
#savestitch
#bringbackburt
#freenickdiaz
>>63529486
you know what you must do
DOUBLE LEG EVERYONE THERE
can't wait to see weigh in ronda!
weigh in ronda > any other ronda
weigh-ins are live lads
What the hell m8s
Left the video open whilst I was playing video and that music just plays
Lady Gaga is it? This is not fightan music
>original face the pain riff
:'(
>>63529749
P!nk desu
>>63529749
Neo Fight Fans aren't here to take part, they're here to take over
hearing rumours that Letourneau missed weight lads
>yfw Kate Winslow becomes the new go-to ref to pander to women
>>63529397
kek, pretty accurate
Looks >packed lads
Nice to see Chris' son doing something with his life. Must have been really tough growing up without a family.
>>63529788
nothing wrong with that senpai
>>63528730
under rated to be honest lad
Ryan Benoit gonna smash I reckon
>>63529771
We can sing it together if you want
Time to end this suffering
OHHHHHHHH
Tbh this weigh in is going to be pretty shit, just tuning in to get some of that pre event hype built up
>>63529859
Pretty cool senpai
who here ready for weigh in Ronda
>pinkpantyweighinronda
the best if you think any differently you be gay
>>63529859
Have you considered that you are literally just a cheeky sprint and a hop away from getting the double leg on Joe Rogan
>>63529855
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>tfw Cheick bro dies
Australians are pure cancer
most American haircut of all times
That Nigga thinks he's on the Mortal Kombat fighter select screen
damn this undercard is literally shit
>>63529903
So I can slip away
How bad do you guys think Mighty Mouse begs Dana to be on a Rousey or McGregor card?
>>63529924
Business in the front, party in the back. I don't see the problem.
>FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>FACE THE PAIN
>FACE THE PAAAAAAAAIN
>>63529936
nothing wrong with it senpai, just looks American
If Daniel kelly wasn't absolute shit could he be a good fighter?
>>63529919
What the FUCK did you just call me?
>>63529890
>implying rogan wouldnt put him in rubber guard
>Jihad John dies
>like 60 frogs dead less than 24 hours later
Europe is finished
Oh shit it's Weedmans butt buddy
How do i achieve Rogan mode, guys?
>Rogan shilling this hard
just when i thought he's taken it as far as it can go
>>63529946
he could be the male ronda rousey
>>63529946
I imagine he'd've been goat if he was born 20 years later
Holy shit I didn't know the hippo was fighting on this card
THANKS REEBOK THIS IS FANTASTIC
>>63529993
HGH and about 15 unstudied supplements
>>63529950
Oh yeah definitely the moment anon completes the double Rogan is going to destroy him with a slick sweep into electric doubleswooce then finish a solid gogoplata putting our good anon out cold before he can even tapperoo
>12k people watching the weigh-ins on youtube live
I'm always impressed by Ronda's ability to draw out he casuals
this is a very white card
>>63529962
>get bombed by America and Britain
>punish France
sounds alright to me
>>63529993
lots and lots of alpha brain and coconut water, clearly
>>63529993
>be manlet
>roids
>ruin your joints with meme exercise and shitty form
>>63530025
what is it usually for a ppv?
Rogan's announcing voice is so damn annoying.
>>63530049
To put that in perspective UFC 192 had like 3.5k people watching live for weigh-ins
Ratner is such a goof
>>63530025
This desu, still don't fully understand it
Funny thing is first event I saw was 184 with Rousey main eventing
>>63530049
idk but i remember 189 being in the 20ks and everyone being shocked
Maybe Ronda will dedicate her win to France tomorrow
Those are the best sluts they could get to be octagon girls?
>allabar
>Akhbar
>Arreola
>>63530073
how did you survive? Escape the blast on your magic carpet?
>>63530051
Goof
>UFC promoting terrorists while France is being BTFO
First two embedded are also at 500k+ views which is quite good for this point, not sure how it compares to where 190's were at this time though because I think those all ended with 1mill+ each
SNIPER IN THE AUDIENCE
EVERYONE GET DOWN
Pretty standard weigh in so far, will probably continue to be
Don't know why I really bothered
whats happening in france?
doesnt cormier know steve irwin is kill?
poor taste imo
>>63530092
he surrendered. he's one of the hostages posting from his phone.
Struve is going to have some wicked brain damage when he retires
Celtic Kid! That boy's got serious potential.
>>63530115
you stole me joke and me webm you fucker
>>63530125
one of the BBC headlines
>>63530125
enrichment
>>63530125
>Didn't know myself
>Checked damn /pol/ of all places to find out
Maybe I'm here too much, there's a pretty bad shooting apparently, multiple I think
STEFANNN STRUUUUUHHHHVEEEEE
>>63530125
25 people dead, 60 hostage
Everyone BTFO
Uriah Hall will lose
-125 after beating Mousasi is a trap
>>63530092
flying armbar
>>63529104
Ronda
JJ
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
>>63530161
>Uriah Hall will lose
Keep existing chump
Hunt looks lean
He's going heem
Bloody hell take your headphones off
bigfeet's big feet are so big he can't even walk up the stairs kek.
>>63530194
He lost to rafael calvante in a stand up fight he's super inconsistent
>>63530149
hah nice great minds think alike
>come out with headphones, jacket, sweatpants, shoes, and socks
Why wear all that if you're just about to go up there and take it all off? Just a waste of time considering you only wear that outfit from the locker room to the side of the stage
RSPCT THE FIGHT
>Oppowent
>coming out in underwear
SAVAGE
>hunt comes out in just underwear
such a cheeky cunt
BASED JOANNA CHAMPION BASED
JOANNA JOANNA JOANNA JOANN
CHAMPIOOONNN
Considering how both these fighters look on weight cut, it's gonna look like Nosferatu vs Dracula Lady when they stare down
Letourneau isn't even in the top 10.
Who more hyped for Joanna than Rousey here?
>>63530237
>>63530241
That's exactly what I'm talking about >>63530226 . Hunt knew what to do, he came out in what he was going to get weighed in. Silva walks out in a full outfit and has to spend 3 minutes taking all that shit off. Just makes sense
Valerie confirmed shaved puss. She dropped her panties a fair bit, fully smooth.
Nutritionist: how do you want your abdomen to look?
Letourneau: just fuck my shit up
It's fun watching JJ fight and I'm glad she'll get more exposure tomorrow, but the division is still shit. She and Gadelha are on a different level than all the other straw weights
>>63530215
your script is perfect btw, theres a few additions that i'm trying to make like selecting camera angles for PPVs and forcing 4500 in the m3u8 (should be as simple as replacing the "iphone" with "4500" instead of nothing.
>>63530282
does anyone here actually care about Rousey?
>>63530282
>Joanna isn't your top 3 favorite fighters
KYSTBH
Bloody hell that's a lot of people
JJ is a beast
Gonna rekt this whore
Looks like Joanna just took some PEDs
>>63530310
literally the worst champ
>favorite fighter
>btw I have a kid pls cheer 4 me XD
>staring her down the whole time
FUCK THIS FIGHTTTTT
>JJ is as tall as Joe
>115lbs
Manlets when will they learn
Will Rogans voice crack when he interviews Ronda?
bloody hell I want Holm to win so badly.
>>63530308
I enjoy Ronda honestly but all this hype and shit does get tiring
Who /mutewhenrondatalking/ here?
>I will fight any girl they name as an opponent
>lmao no GUYBORG AHAHAHAHA
sneak peek at the next few minutes
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN HISTORY
>*stares at ass*
>BUY THE PPV FOLKS
>>63530304
Nice! Glad you're enjoying it. Haven't looked at the multiple angle aspect yet; does each PPV angle have a separate ID?
>>63530357
SHE'S LIKE A SUPERHERO
THIS ISN'T REAL
>world champion kickboxer
lel
>mfw someone mentions cyborg will stand a chance against ronda near me
if you wanta Ronda to lose youre probably a buttmad MRA virgin. she might be annoying and the ufc is pushing her too hard but holm as champ would be fucking garbage.
>>63530357
He's gonna feint just from the inspiration he gets watching her make weight
Why haven't we seen any of Holm's great striking in the Octagon?
If I remember her fights have been pretty underwhelming. What's her record in UFC?
>none of Holly's highlights are from UFC fights
Fuck Holly Holm has long hair. And hard nipples.
>Russia's athletics federation has been provisionally suspended from international competition - including the Olympic Games - for its alleged involvement in widespread doping.
it's all kicking off tonight lads
>>63530390
its almost like hes a parody of himself at this point
>yfw Honda gets heem'd
>>63530343
i lol'd desu senpai
lel who does she think she is? DC?
>undeniable success inside the octagon
>with decision victories over #12 Raquel Pennington and #11 Marion Reneau
When will it end, bros?
>>63530411
We've been hurt by the MMA Godz so many times, we just want the rest of the world to experience some of the bullshit that we've experienced!
Joe Rogan is trembling in awe of the GOAT
fuck weigh in ronda is hoooooot
HAHAHQHAHQHQHHQHQHAHAHAHHQHQHQGAHHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGQGAGGAHAHA
CHIMP OUT
Have to laugh at that
It feels so forced
It's so cute how she tries so hard to be intimidating.
The fuck Ronda wasn't this heated vs Bethe
What did Holly do?
wtf was that chimp out all about?
Rousey chimping out, Holm being pretty chill and perplexed
>that was very intense
THE CRINGE IS REAL
Ronda in maximum butthurt mode
Is every fight the most important in the history of the division?
Honda is so fucking mad lmao.
So strange directing it at Holly, who is legitimately a nice person hahahaha
holy shit please Holly beat her
Holm is already beat. Ronda is pulling a Tyson, beating folks before they get in the ring with intimidation.
WHAT IS THIS
MAKE IT
STOP
T
O
P
>Ronda basically crying
kek what the fuck
is she having a mental breakdown?
>trying to get in WWE and fucking up your lines
Wow Ronda already preparing for her WWE transition with that fake ass forced as fuck promo.
what the fugg just happened
>ROGANS HOVER HAND
ROGANS HOVER HAND
>ROGANS HOVER HAND
THIS RANT
>THIS RANT
THIS RANT
WOLF TICKETS
O
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K
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S
Hahahaha this is so much forced bullshit
>>63530461
>fucking up her script
i hate the word cringe but thats literally the only word to desrcibe what just happened
Ausbro on the scene, how did the crowderoo react to The Rousey and her speech?
>Kickboxing world champion
She has literally only won an amateur championship in a literally who organization
Was holm drinking?
Or was she just having a "drink" of ronda
>>63530505
I got a laugh from it
I SEE THROUGH YOUR KIND FAKE ACT BULLSHIT ANON I'LL SHOW YOU WHY I'M THE TOP SHITPOSTER
>that mandrama script and the pink song outro
the UFC is officially dead
did you guys hear Holm's voice cracking. She scared. Get my girl Cupcake back in the title hunt please.
So is Ronda scared of Holly? Or whats up with that chimpout?
"d-did I do good, Edmond?"
"Yes Ronda you did very good"
"i-i said what you told me to..."
"I know Ronda, you did good"
i really really really really hope ronda gets ktfod tomorrow
jesus we might end up on /asp/ if the UFC keeps this up
>>63530517
Ronda sounded like she was about to start crying
>Hurr she put her fist on muh face
Lol what the fuck bitch? You pretty much went all up on her and started chimping out.
This is pretty much one last desperate act to hype it up but my goodness that was fake as fuck. Holly Holm is hardly the kind of fighter you'd do this shit too.
![1446870618877[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/O1O9jTJ.png "1446870618877[2].png")
>>63530513
Gotta love the exaggeration
Same shit with Bethe and now with Holm who I don't remember doing jack shit in the Octagon.
Speaking of which, has Holm's rank miraculously gone up as we've been approaching the title fight like Bethe's did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYuMm-ad7qs
>>63530532
kek this desu senpai
Literally WWE the weigh in.
>DC shitting on Holm right in front of Rashad and Mir
I normally dont like DC but that was funny
Honestly this is a great main card, I'm interested in all the fights. the prelims are weak but who cares , main card is juicy
>>63530527
Didn't Ronda's trainer file for Bankruptcy or something? What's all that about?
That kinda killed some hype for me
>>63530392
yeah it's the second instance of "camX" in the m3u8. cam0 is english, i think cam1 is mexican, then blue corner, red corner, overhead.
http://nlds179.cdnak.neulion.com/nlds_vod/ufc/vod/2015/10/03/9688/2_9688_cam1_cam0_2015_cam3_whole_1.mp4.m3u8
>>63530543
UFC/Rogan do this with everyone. According to them Cerrone is also a kickboxing world champion.
>More attacks in France
Fuck good luck French bros
>le chimpout womyn
Joanna Champion did a better job at being a cold, indimidating terminator than Ronda lol
>>63530560
No one has any clue. In the documents he filed he says he has "0" income, and some shit about him losing money from the gym. It's some crazy shit someone from the IRS is going to have to take a close look at
>>63530535
Marc Raimondi @marc_raimondi 6s6 seconds ago
Wow. Just saw the replay. It was hard to tell, but Holm put her right fist right on Rousey’s jaw.
>>63530558
this, I'm looking forward to all of the main card bouts
Fake and fixed. Dana paid Holly to take the dive, that fake shit at the end from Ronda was truly pathetic. There really isn't even any beef between them.
Why was holly just yaving a drink?
WTF DOES THAT MEAN
IS HOLLY THORSTY FOR HONDA?
Shot of the octagon lads.
>>63530585
That's because JJ actually is
She's a cold blooded killer
>>63530596
how are you possibly struggling with this?
>>63530583
rhonda is a spaz
>mfw Nick is right about everything
>>63530588
>Holm put her right fist right on Rousey’s jaw
So what if she did, the bitch was pretty much pushing herself onto her saying who knows what. I'd have expected this reaction from the Bethe fight, not this one.
Two theories:
1. She did that cause she's actually intimidated
2. It's all fake hype fake promo wwe style promotion someone backstage told her to do so we can all talk about her(like we're doing now)
Either way I wish Holly would win by decision but we don't live in a perfect world.
>>63530604
Nice, m8. Are you going to the fights?
God i hope Holly wins,why is it that that pretty much all the women in the UFC are much nicer people than Ronda?
Most hyped for Joanna, poor Valerie is in a for ass whopping.
>>63530583
Did put her fist on her face it seems like, still forced bullshit though
Almost insulting
This is some serious WWE shit. Everything about it is WWE except the fights are real (hopefully).
>>63530604
fucking aussies using lawn furniture lmao. Someone paid thousands of dollars to sit in a 3 dollar seat from wal mart lol
I hate Ronda more than anyone on the planet. She'll probably easily win baka. At least she always got btfo at the olympics.
