Match starts in 6 bongs and 20 bings
Will Honduras massacre Canada and win free money for the betters?
Will Canada surprise everyone and manage to draw glorious Honduras?
first for /a/
under Hiroyuki OP can first for
>Will Honduras massacre Canada and win free money for the betters?
Better question is by how many goals we will lose.
>>63528114
Fuck you Honduras you had the perfect chance to post the correct pic
>>63530131
We are in no position to taunt you guys about ocho a uno right now.
>>63530267
What little Canadian media that is talking about this match is pretty much only talking about muh revenge
what channel is this on?
Has Canada gotten better?
How many bongs?
>>63530286
How can Canadians manage to care less about soccer than Americans?
>>63530324
A bit now that Hoilett has finally decided to actually play for Canada
Honduras has gotten a lot worse it seems
>>63530309
TSN in Canada
Post yfw "can"adians getting BTFO tonight
>>63530360
Literally in the first post
Also it's not muh hockey. Barely anyone cares here
>>63530387
does BC care?
>>63530410
I'm in Dyketario how the fuck should I know
>Dozens of Hundurans and Salvadorans on /sp/
>The only other Guatemalan pops in once a month to say how much >we suck
How can I live with this torment bros?
>>63530463
do you know what channel this is on?
>>63530286
Everyone here is trying to make that game as a reference of dominance over you guys but as of right now we can't even beat French colonies.
>>63530463
>Dozens of Hondurans
u wot
at least you'll get some points with Saint Vincent, i'm confident we won't win a single game here, we'll even lose to El Salvador's current D team
>>63530537
I'm pretty sure BeIn is only doing the CONMEBOL games
Both the USA and the Guatemala game will be in UniMas.
I have no clue where to find them in English desu
>>63530057
It is funny because when Honduras faces a real football they always get fucked lmao
>>63530410
bc here
bring cash not soccer
>>63530715
Sure thing anon!
>>63530620
we can't even beat French Guiana, we're so done
>Honduchangos
>mapple niggers
>>63531120
>be mexico
>have oil resources and rich fertile land
>somehow manage to be 3rd world shithole
fuck outta here paco and build wall
>>63531193
>murrika
>suposedly a "1st world" country
>population is fat, society fucked up, school shootings every monday and are ruled by a negro
Yeah we need to build a wall to keep you out from here.
>>63531120
Back to facebook you go.
>>63531232
>literally electing a spanish crook
lmao
>>63530885
Do not reflect your reality on me, eternal HonduFailure KEK
>>63531308
>currently lead by a kenyan nigger
>next president is either senile trump or kekillary
Honduras is shit at Football, end of thread.
>>63531429
Why are you so asshurt Kekuador?
Is it because you are literally Honduras 2.0?
>mfw a tie against some mexican subcountry that cant even spell their name right is supposed to be an accomplishment
man fuck this gay sport
>>63531463
we played against honduras?? WHEN?? LOL
I'm not joking, fucking when KEK
wheres the stream niggas
>>63531487
I never said youplayed against Honduras
I said you ARE Honduras if it were located in South America
>>63531508
nvm didn't realize the game wasn't until 10pm
give me one reason why I should care about this
Protip you cant
>>63531509
what?
>>63531574
it's the first step in our journey to qualify for the World Cup m8 and we're playing against our competition for second in the group (Mexico will finish 1st in our group)
>>63531590
Honduras es Guatemala+Negros
Ecuador es Perú+Negros
>>63531408
Shut up mexican
>canada
>qualifying for the WC
>ever
>>63531616
>thinks we can beat anyone
bro where is your source of hope lol. when we have a goal scorer and a decent goalkeeping. we will be competent but before that its a pipe dream
>>63531652
No
Less than 90 minutes for the game of Canada vs 11 rolling stones
>>63530360
Because the team is complete ass. With the US making regular world cup appearances is going to generate at least SOME buzz just by pure osmosis. The CMNT is a trainwreck with zero money put into it, it's not marketed and they don't put up any performances worth marketing.
>>63531708
Canada has already been in a WC tho
>>63534071
>canada has never and will never score a goal in the world cup
>>63534204
>Canada has been to more World Cups than Finland
Feels good
20 bings until 8-1 part 2
>>63530131
>Canada®
>®
why
Go Honduras, fuck soccer
>>63535288
Don't want people exploiting that legendary Canadian soccer brand
Stream please
I have a honduran wife to satisfy
Wonder how this is gonna go?
Who Hondur/a/s here?
>>63535537
>>63535454
Hope you got adblockers on, http://pastebin.com/Mb4j1Y1m , Its supposed to start after this one ends.
>>63535559
represent
where my stream at canabros
>>63535584
>Rubilio Castillo starting
When will Pinto stop dropping the memes and just start Buba in nets?
>Starting off immediately with
>muh 8-1 revenge
>muh hoilett finally playing
Nice TSN
>>63535640
>Rubilio Castillo starting
Based
>When will Pinto stop dropping the memes and just start Buba in nets?
I hope its soon, but I'm worried who will we field if buba gets injured?
>>63535640
>>63535669
Buba?
>>63535640
>Buba
You are the memer here sir
>>63535623
http://cricfree.sx/tsn-1-live-stream
>>63535669
Portigliati when he gets his citizenship
>>63535705
Luis Lopez, aka Buba, he's done a great job so far with the NT both at an adult and olympic level
>>63535584
>brayan
>maynor
>johnny
>ever
>oscar
>boniek
>bryan
>erick
>donis
>johnny
>wilmer
>oliver
>arnold
>romell
>jerry
why do central americans do that shit? just use normal spanish names for fuck sake, no one will believe they are american just because his name is "johnny palacios"
>>63535749
>Portigliati when he gets his citizenship
Literally never, because we are so full of pride we don't want to field a foreigner
>>63535756
Its a lower class thing, and most footballers are lower class people, see the connection?
also oscar is a spanish name too
>>63535756
Most of the players are black, it's almost customary for them to have those kind of names.
>>63535733
>wanting to keep the fossils known as Noel and Donis forever
Who do we replace them with then, Mr. Smartypants?
>>63535735
alright thanks
looking forward to a 1-1 draw
Which is the best Honduran team and why is it Motagua?
>>63535773
>>63535787
but it only happens in countries that border the caribbean, we also have poor people and they use normal names
>>63535794
>pepsi
>>63535794
I cannot argue with your logic
>tfw I dream of the day we can take most ads from our jersey
>>63535803
american hegemony
>>63535794
That's a trick question: Our league sucks
>>63535869
At least you have a league
>>63535830
better than coca cola, faggot
you guys better be posting when it starts
>>63535787
>playing a GK that is so close in relegation zone
>>63535901
to be honest, its not buba's fault
>>63535892
>no
>yfw no Najar
Is Canada a nice country?
>this fucking jersey man
Couldn't we pay nike, adidas or even puma?
>>63535942
It's a liberal wasteland
i love honduras, ever since last world cup i just love you guys
>>63535942
lel no
>>63535943
Jajaja pero si los uniformes ni nombres tienen. Como crees que vamos a pagar?
>>63535937
And the media chimping out against him will make him hold out a bit more
>>63535943
>implying Diunsa will ever change their good deal with Joma
Just you wait until they get busted for anything and then we'll be free from these shit tier kits
>>63535942
If your thing is sucking cocks, then Canada is the promise land.
>>63531737
still worth supporting your country m8 despite how hopeless it seems
i at least want us to get to the hex round
>>63535942
Only if you live in the countryside
>>63535942
it is but they are in an economic struggle,1st world tier, and just elected a guy that wants deficit spending and mass refugee immigration
as of now it's great just don;t know about their future
>>63535979
yo se que el pisto no es el problema dentro de esa federacion...
>yfw Marathon folds next year due to lolnorosenthalmoney
>>63536007
Me estas diciendo que una federacion quw tuvo a Callejas de presi es corrupta? Estas borracho
>>63536048
>the federation wanted to expand the tournament to 12 teams
>there aren't even 12 teams that can pay the players salaries
>>63536053
No te digo que no sea corrupta, pero aun robando sobra el pisto ahi
>>63535990
>tfw no hex since 1998
El Honduras Progreso lograra algo o es la nueva Sociedad?
>>63536075
se van a cagar cuando vean a olimpia o real españa
>>63536089
o motagua*
>>63536067
Pense que eso era lo que implicabas. Entonces porque no se cambia?
>>63536113
Porque les vale verga/ Joma les da sobornos
>>63536089
>España
![don-jose-de-la-paz-herrera-chelato-ucles-770x469[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/isTHU2R.jpg "don-jose-de-la-paz-herrera-chelato-ucles-770x469[1].jpg")
>le "all colombian coaches are hacks" man
pls die already
>>63536075
Se van a quedar fuera en la semifinal
>>63536067
La Federación prefiere gastar el pisto en proyectos engavetados para complacer a la FIFA. Aún no entiendo como Olimpia y Real España logran tener uniformes provistos por Puma y la bicolor se queda con la basura de Joma
>tfw Hace meces predije que Medford iba a ganar la liga con Xelaju, convertirse en nuestro tecnico y terminar de cagarse en el gran cerote que ya es nuestra seleccion
>tfw esta pasando
Ayudenme catrachbros
>>63536149
Ya perdieron con Trinidad, dejen que Medford los saque de su miseria
>>63536135
Suarez piggybacked El Aztacazo until the world cup and Rueda only succeded because of based America
>>63536149
>hernan medford
>Honduran offense
>Canadian offense
I can see either of the teams scoring a cheeky goal and riding it until the end
>>63536149
No hay nada que pueda hacer hermano. Solo disfruta los memes
>>63536214
My gut tells me Canada will score, they won't park the bus because they know Honduras goes full retard mode when they're down
>>63536214
>borjan
jesus stop doing that
>>63536188
>>63536173
No saben que tan cerca esta de ser nuestro tecnico.
Lo mismo paso cuando le fue bien a Sopenco con Comemierdaciones. El ciclo nunca tendra fin.
>That chino shot
this game starts at 11, right?
>>63536344
It's on now anon
>>63536319
>chino getting a yellow
That was going to hit the bar
Jesus...
>drunk cameraman
GOD DAMMIT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SPICS TO FINISH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Come on Canada!
These Joma kits look so generic, they look like those that you can get for 400 lempiras at Diunsa and just stamp the NT logo in it
DAT CLEARANCE
>>63536391
>they look like those that you can get for 400 lempiras at Diunsa and just stamp the NT logo in it
they are, basically
Also roruca ded
ayy
Omg they scored
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEH CANADA
GET FUCKED THIRD WORLDERS
FUG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
#FUERAPINTO
can't wait to wreck canada's shit in the hex
godspeed canakucks
0 points here we go.
>>63536499
we're gunning for the #4 spot in the hex m8
>>63536526
CONCACAF #4 gets AFC #5 this world cup
There's a chance baby
>this ref
fuck off
>>63536548
nah faM thats our spot
>>63536548
canada-north korea
There's gotta be at least 7,000 empty seats there and I live 45 minutes away.
>>63536574
Tsn broadcasting live from kim il sung stadium. Make it so!!!
>>63536587
i checked tickets last night, it seemed like it sold pretty well. Around 1000 tickets left only
>>63536588
Would it be like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1cIPqFKAg
>>63536588
we'll have to send Vic Rauter there for that one
No way the North Koreans have seen such a based person in their country before they may just be willing to give up their war rampage after it
>>63536607
Google nk mass games. I saw it in 2010. Wildest trip i have ever been on.
How are canadian tvshows?
>>63536607
>everything dark but the pitch
>>63536631
>nk mass games
There's a difference between those and soccer games there
I hear they're relatively quiet
>>63536588
>>63536607
nah, it will be like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7TIMpCy8jo
>>63536638
There are some good ones and shit ones. I would start with Littlelest Hobo.
>>63536638
so bad. American TV shows filmed in Canada are great though (Suits, Hannibal, etc)
>>63536646
They do get a stand filled with robotic cheering. Stadium is like 200 000 so it dwarfs anything in there.
>>63536638
Orphan Black is the only thing of note currently
>>63536638
90's era canadian kids shows were G.O.A.T.
>>63536649
Dat peoples rooney
Those based tears during the anthem
>>63536653
Not to mention Psych, one of the greatest shows of this century.
actual north korean football footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v89mAQa_BX0
crowd noise in this stadium is always really weird - cheers comes in waves, it'll be silent for a long period of time then suddenly they'll scream out for no reason at all
>>63536667
Romeo Section is kinda cool.
>>63536664
They don't play games in the big one
They only play them in the smaller Kim-Il sung stadium
Honduran kits would be better if there wasn't that giant H on the left breast.
How would you like your managerial career, mi familia?
>>63536685
A lot of their fans are actually expat koreans living in japan
>>63536676
ELISHA CUTHBERT
>>63536716
>Jay Baruchel
Jesus.
wtf, unimas just started showing this game
impressed,jpg
>>63536716
I miss Charlie
>>63536716
popular mechanics for kids was great
my favorite show was Reboot although there were dozens of other top tier shows
>mfw Borjan thinks he Neuer
Who /Nathan/ here?
>tfw all the hondubros went on to commit sudoku
>>63536746
>tfw User Wins
nice to see Hoilett finally realized he would never get in the England team
>>63536836
Not yet
>>63536844
>England
He was never even eligible for England.
>>63536836
Probably still halftime fapping to Elisha Cuthbert
Hondurans: how much of a national embarrassment would it be to lose to canada?
>>63536829
Just watched the latest episode and I've seen every episode at least 3 times. Pretty much the pinnacle of TV
>>63536855
Didn't stop him from trying
>>63536855
>As the years went on, the speculation grew. Junior was (and still is) eligible to play for Jamaica, and several years ago, the idea began floating that he was waiting for eventual interest from England.
He was holding out to become eligible for them as delusional as that sounds
>>63536864
from 1-10 probably 6-7, losing to t&t for 2002 was an 9 and losing to french guyana was a 10
>>63536864
remember how embarrassing it was for us to be btfo 8-1?
i imagine that times a million
>>63536875
We had that shit with Bradley Johnson little British guy just wanted to play for America
>>63536907
Remember Canada losing to country not even recognized by FIFA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6Uw6iIlic
2013 was a dark time
>>63536864
It's just another stepping stone of our downward spiral. This generation sucks donkey ass.
Who here misses alex bunbury?
>>63536927
fuggg why did you need to make me remember that
>>63536942
I miss young enrique bunbury
fuuuuuuuug
Who's the better player on this team Hutchinson or Hoilett?
My vote goes to Atiba
>>63536927
tbf that was sick
Canada is going to let in such a shitty goal with less than 5 minutes left
>>63536995
you better knock on wood right now
>>63536898
Fairly stupid too, considering his loans to Paderborn and St. Pauli made him ineligible to begin with.
>>63536942
Do you miss Teal too?
>Mario Martinez plays in fucking Egypt
>Bengston plays in Iran
>>63537018
And neon coloured tees
>>63537029
>Bengston used to play in Argentina and now plays in Iran
>Beckeles used to play in portugal and now plays in the mexican 2nd division
wasted chance
>Canada wins today
>Canada wins in El Salvador
>Honduras loses to Mexico
>Canada after the first two matches has a 6(six) point gap on Honduras in the fight for 2nd place
how based would that be
>tejeda
I swear I'm only twenty but I'm going to get a hearth attack
>>63537048
>Maynor Figueroa used to play in the Premier League now he plays for the Colorado Rapids
>>63537080
>Canada then loses out
It would happen
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>63537110
On some random wtf penalty late
>>63537085
>Wilson Palacios whole career
It feels weird watching this side-by-side to Adult Swim
>>63537125
>Georgie Welcome, period.
YES WE CAN-ADA
>>63537133
USA-CANADA BROSHIP IN THE HEX
seems right that the only first world countries on the continent should get to the world cup
>U17 doesn't win
>U21 doesn't win
>National Team doesn't win
>My grading is going to shit
>The girl I like sends me mixed messages
>Borjan
>>63537159
and at the end of the day you have to live in Honduras so that sucks too
>>63537128
What shows are you watching senpai?
OH FUCK THE TEKKERS
>>63537180
Robot Chicken, they changed the intro
>>63537085
He's a fringe player for the rapids desu
>>63537159
>NT is shit
>our only solace is the Olympic NT again
>Victoria's on full Victoria mode
>had to withdraw 2 of my 5 classes this semester
>my Internet Service Provider is Cable Color
>>63537209
m8 don't complain about internet near me
>>63537193
>robot chicken
Better be the old ones. And even then I now feel silly watching them
>>63537194
>fringe
He started every single game since joining Colorado
>>63537209
>>my Internet Service Provider is Cable Color
fuck don't remind me, they are the "best" isp and they are bound to disappear now
>>63537217
jc, do you live in the middle of nowhere or something?
>>63537217
I'm not complaining about speed, i'm complaining about the fact that it's a part of a conglomerate under investigation for money laundering.
>>63537217
wtf I'm with Rogers in Barrhaven and I get like 60 down 10 up
>>63537231
City of 1 million and the capital of Canada
>>63537217
Story of my fucking life
>>63537244
there's no way your internet is consistently that
>>63537233
Sounds like Rogers and Bell pretty much owning the entirety of Canada
DAT SAVE
Oh my god the pace
Congratulations, canuckbros
What city where they playing in?
Turn the lights off, everyone gg, good luck to whoever is going to Russia
>>63537276
Hongcouver
Vaughncouver
Lmao at how happy they are for winning the first fucking game of the group.
>>63537276
BC Place in Vancouver. It hosted the waifucup final in July
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTSfJEf_jM
>>63537278
m8 Honduras do stuff the hard way
all good.
>>63537276
Vancouver
>>63537292
>Honduras do stuff the hard way
Yeah, like playing like fucking stones
>>63537288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqmzQEpMaXU
>>63537302
2005 all over again, a feel i haven't been familiar in quite a while
>>63537209
>cable color
kek
>mls canadian hipsters going batshit over the first win of the round before the hex
kek
desu, we might not even qualify with how shit we've been because of the kraut in charge so good job Canada
>>63537381
pls no bully, their 4 MB deal bundle with cable was too good to pass on.
I wish ISPs here weren't so fucking shit.
>>63537409
>implying they aren't shit in the first place
do you think that our country will be capable to surpass the 10 MB rate?
>>63537409
How shitty is internet in honduras?
Pic related is how fast my isp is
Pretty tense at the end, but a win's a win. Good show, Canada.
>>63537444
We have surpassed it, it just costs an arm and a leg
>>63537480
pic related, what you get costs $115 here
>>63537545
>25MB
>$130
wot
>>63537545
Jesus, I only pay $30 for mine and Im in a shitty area with bad isps
>>63537608
>>63537611
That's what happens when 3-5 companies are the leading ISPs, they can give you the shittiest internet known to man and you don't have any real options out there.
>>63537545
That's what? Lempiras per month?
>>63537759
US Dollars.
>>63537774
What the fuck senpai
And stupid lefties here cry for subsides because the 10mb one cost like 25 dollars
This is a big win
>>63537795
having a 5MB+ speed makes you a God here
