MESSI autism thread
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post all up to date evidence of Messi's autism
social ineptness caused by leaving everything aside by the age of 10 to become the GOAT =/= autism
>>63523936
I love this webm
hes autistic
>>63523951
>Robben forgetting how to smile
>di Maria not sure if his lips are still there
>Messi making sure they get his good side
>Ronaldo thinking of cock
>Neuer going full German autism
>Ramos thinking about snacks
>Lahm wondering why everyone is being so quiet
>Kroos slowly morphing into zombie
>Iniesta thinking he's at a funeral
>>63523978
damn Suarez was already fat as hell
>>63524016
how autistic you have to be to get a boner while getting a tattoo
>>63524004
>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
>>63524123
Actually kek'ed although you should of added cheese pizza to this
>>63524120
What was the context of this? What was he laughing at?
>>63524183
>1.3kk likes
based af tbhfam
>>63524123
Ronaldo is just as autistic
>>63524123
>forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia'
>>63524063
KEK that last one
>>63524183
Sometimes I feel like these guys are socially inept. I mean, Ronaldo obviously has some weird inferiority complex towards Messi as he time after time has to say that he's number 1.
>>63524208
Wouldn't be shocked if his publicity company paid for those
Also consider the number of East Asians and people from really poor places who are just obsessed with the dude
>>63524011
8/10 for effort
>>63523936
That b l a n k fucking stare...
>>63524123
>filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way
>>63524123
Forgetting
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEE'ing out when she wont bring him plain cheese pizza and Sprite while he plays fifa 2019.
>>63524183
doesn't matter what the fuck hand you have there's no one else there
>>63524123
>implying Rolando isn't a raging closeted homo
>>63529586
>closeted
>>63529911
>beletti
Ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7NmaA79CHg
>>63529131
but who was fone
http://www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/como-o-autismo-de-messi-o-ajudou-a-se-tornar-o-melhor-do-mundo/
>Messi é autista. Ele foi diagnosticado aos 8 anos de idade, ainda na Argentina, com a Síndrome de Asperger
He's a fucking savant, literally.
>>63529965
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7NmaA79CHg
>2:30 en adelante
yo no te la puedo creer
>>63530013
>diariodocentrodomundo
intothetrashitgoes
>>63529965
Messi was at Blizzard Beach? I've been to Blizzard Beach. How fun.
>>63524183
These guys are such fucking Spergs sometimes
>>63530013
messi is perfectly sane aside from having been slightly undersocialized as a kid
>>63524123
Guys, this pasta is fucking 7 months old by now.
>>63524208
>>63524469
>>63529131
>>63530271
>not knowing he has 2 5's
> "While manager Pep Guardiola was giving a dressing room speech, Backe asserts that Messi interrupted him to ask for a Coke. Pep denied the request, saying his players may not have that kind of drink before a game. Clearly in the mood for some delicious brown sugar water, Messi stood up, grabbed a Coke and drank it in front of all the players."
>>63524183
>Posting the shoped version
>not the real one.
and
>c penaldo
>not the real autist
>>63533469
hhhmmmg
> you'll never fuck her tight brown shaved puss while grabbing them sweet hips
why even live?
messi's autism is cute though
>>63533525
White+mestizo=white kid
Is this always the case? Is it worth having a child with a mestizo girl
>>63523936
I FUCKING LOST IT! OH MY GOD! He had to have at least Aspergers.
>>63535423
>>63523936
this is what he intended to do, probably:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CpIP2tdbTw
>>63535423
He was trying to see if Hart would drop the ball without realizing mesbot was there.
Lucky Joe Hart is too based for those shenanigans.
>>63535588
>pizza 4 quesos
alves might be a cunt but he has GOAT taste in pizza
>>63524123
it would be actually funny if someone actually made an effort to made this pasta longer
>>63524011
Ramos is high as fuck m8
>>63523951
Is Ronaldo standing on his toes again?
Anyone got that video where he recives an award after a game in Japan and they ask thim to say something, he says thanks and just leaves ?
>>63524011
kek
So is the GOAT back for El Clasico?
>>63540966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6PAW_7TxY
>>63541060
he started training yesterday, so he would at least be a sub
>>63524123
>filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
