https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s
Too spoopy desu
He'd literally scare everyone off the court during the line up introductions
pretty spoopy, but honestly it's pretty cool that he always tries to find someone to try to pass instead of taking all the shots
>>63514557
That's what white player do
How do you even play against someone this big in high school?
>>63514480
that nigga got hormone problems he needs a burger
>>63514780
you fucking dont varsity sports are dominated by fucking 6'7 freaks
>>63514480
Get this skinny fuck some burgers and fries.
>the way he turns and waddle-runs away
Pure fucking nightmare fuel.
>>63514780
Leg kicks and heel hooks
We'll never see him matched up against Moses Malone
>>63515521
This.
Also, he doesn't dribble once in that highlight video.
>>63514480
thank mr skeltal
he run like a fat nigga
SS+GOMAD
Nigga needs to bulk up
>>63514480
>Be 12'
>Suddenly best basketballer of all time
>Basketball is based on skill
>>63514480
watching him makes me so uncomfortable. he looks so unhealthy too. is he on some kind of a deathwatch?
>>63518382
>basketballer
Fuckin slav Manute Bol
His body is going to be so fucked in a few years. Poor dude.
How do his arms and legs not snap at the lightest bit of pressure?
I thought they were gonna come right off at the sockets when he dunked it.
He looks like something from bloodborne
Holy shit . What if he makes it to nba? Fans will be too scared to go to games lmao. Plesse get drafted by the Cloppers.
I feel bad for him, but 2bh, I keked like a mother fucker at him running
Damn
is something like physically wrong with him?
dude needs to eat big
>>63519173
>Is something physically wrong with him?
haven't kek'd this hard in a long while
>>63514480
>That spooky af running style
i know he has to run like that just not to snap his shit mid jog but still breh how the fuck
>>63514480
Look at him run holy shit lmao
i can't stop laughing
>>63519173
You put any weight on limbs that long and they will shatter into a billion pieces
>>63519376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5cqbsCJ3gQ
>>63514480
no
he'll be absolutely btfo when he starts facing players that and tiny weak high schoolers
>>63514780
you send in your dirty player to rough him up and take him out
>>63519494
this, take out his knees driving the lane
>>63519454
That bear is real af tbhfam one tough nigga
Notice how he even can't grab a rebound
Once the dude puts on weight he's gonna be pretty good. He's fundamentally solid even if he's playing against a bunch of cretins
>>63519723
How does a skeleton gain weight?
>6'2"
>5'11"
>>63514480
At that height he's practically guaranteed a shot in the NBA
>>63514480
He looks like hes in pain when he runs.
Doesn't matter how good he gets, he'll retire early with knee problems
>>63518382
>12' human being
>even structurally sound
You would literally collapse under your own weight. 7'6 or 7'7 is the practical limit for an athlete.
>>63520927
Uwe Boll was 8'. There are scientific studies that suggest that Goliath was 9' tall.
>>63520941
You're literally retarded. Uwe Boll is 5'9 and Goliath is a fictional character.
>>63520941
>Goliath
>scientific studies
>>63520956
Uwe Boll played in the NBA you artist. He was a huge skeltal nigger from Kenya. look up on yputube
I would probably kill that spooky skelethon with one crossover.
>>63520969
His name was Manute Bol
>>63520969
That's Manute Bol... who was 7'7 not 8 feet.
>>63520984
Saw him once at the ymca, pretty spoopy
>>63514480
holy fuck I'm crying, just look at how he runs
>>63520969
This is all true.
>>63521037
mirin dat thick neck
>American's will still claim basketball is based on skill
>2 of the 5 positions literally all you need to do is be born tall.
>>63521037
thank you mr. bones
>>63521126
This kid is actually skillful, you dipshit. He's got good court vision, good passing skills, good hands, and a decent shot.
But with how he runs and his jumping limitations, he probably won't succeed much further beyond the Euro high school level.
Saying "hurr durr, you only need to be tall to be good at basketball" is like saying you only need to be quick to be good at povertyball.
>>63515410
>Yuropoor
>Affording food
kek
Shit like this is why basketball is a meme sport
>>63520941
You serious?
this brings back memories of playing against 2m+ tall players at under-15 level...it's just not fair
Dude won't actually live to see 45.
>>63521596
You gotta use your sweet handles and break their ankles senpai.
Check out countryman Tony Parker.
>tfw Slenderman is back already
That didn't take long.
>>63520969
>Uwe Boll played in the NBA
>Lanklets
>Ever learning
>>63520969
RETARZED WIZARD IN ZE FOREST
>>63520941
>scientific studies that suggest that Goliath was 9' tall.
>>63520969
>Uwe Boll
HAHAHAHAHA
>>63520941
>>63520969
I'm literally crying here
>>63520927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacAskill
>MacAskill was well known for feats of strength such as lifting a ship's anchor weighing 2,800 pounds (1,300 kg) to chest height, and an ability to carry barrels weighing over 350 pounds (160 kg) apiece under each arm or reputedly able to lift a hundredweight (50 kg) with two fingers and hold it at arms length for ten minutes. People also claimed to see Angus lift a full-grown horse over a 4-foot (1.2 m) fence, without breaking a sweat.
Yao Ming is his height and just look at the difference between them in power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnEAy9WpowA
I truly feel sorry for this kid
>>63520969
Holy fuck im laughing so hard right now.
>>63520941
Just for the sake of argument Goliath was a meme athlete who got wrecked by a pebble that sent his lanky ass down
>>63514780
send in your team's version of delly
>>63520941
This is bait.
>>63521037
they see me rollin, they hatin
>>63514480
>Tall master race reporting in
>>63520969
>>63521037
NOPE
>>63519454
>Yeah Pedals is obviously bearing up the best he can
Someone give this kid a lifting routine that doesn't involve DL's or Squats because he'd be fucked, and have him go ham in the gym, and when he's in college, pump him with roids, literal Demigod on the court
how much this dude weigh? 150?
>>63514480
why this nigga run like he's 80 years old?
>>63525017
Body mechanics
His are likely fucked from being so tall and growing so rapidly
>>63514480
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s
THE WAY HE WADDLES WHEN RUNNING. SO MOE.
He'd be lucky to reach mid 20's
>>63525122
>be lucky to reach his 20's
bruh, I'm 6'4 and just turned 28. this kid is what? 6'2? he'll be alright.
>>63525140
>>63525122
Does he have the
>never stop growing
disease?
if not he should live past 60s
he would get literally murdered in a pro league.
>>63525241
>implying he won't bulk up and get drafted by the knicks
>>63524564
Guys that height don't do squats. He'll use a leg press machine.
>>63525140
He's 15 and 7'6"
>>63525267
>comparing Skeltal to Porzingod
>>63525333
Which is why I said he shouldn't, and leg press is useless I doubt there's one for this kinda freak height
>>63525267
that guy was pretty average muscularly even before bulking. the kid a stick, no way he'll be able to gain that much.
>>63525397
>you can't grow muscles as a 15 year old kid
>>63525494
i think you quote the wrong post.
>>63525607
>the kid a stick, no way he'll be able to gain that much.
why?
basketball is such a meme
>be a tall fuck
>have mild athleticism and only a slight amount of desire to work out
>welcome to the NBA first round draft
some absurdly high percentage of 7 footers have played in the NBA. what a meme league
>>63520969
Manute bro
Manute
>>63522393
Yeah but yao's feet are all messed up
>>63525267
Bazingbus can actually bend his knees for than 20degrees while running though
>>63514480
poor kid probably cant find clothes that fit him properly
>you now remember shawn bradley
the way he runs man so fucked up
its not his length its just deformed almost
i really hope when he gets a bit older and can become stronger that creating muscle will balance him out more so he can move more comfortably and just be a big dude
>>63520836
>he'll retire early
if by retire you mean die, and by early you mean before 25, then i agree 100%
>>63514480
I feel bad for that guy
Hell be lucky if he lives to see 40
>>63514480
You can tell its CGI when he starts running
>>63514480
better hope he makes it soon cause he's probably gonna be dead by the time he's 30
>>63529071
I never thought I'd see someone that made Bradley look normal. I thought Bradley was a stick-man until I saw twig-man here
>>63525210
his heart is probably all stressed out, his knees seem very flimsy, probably will end his days in a chair.
>>63520941
Ahahaha what
>>63520941
>>63520969
whether intentional or not, this is the funniest thing I've seen on /sp/ in ages
What disease is that and how big do you think his dick is?
>>63529071
he was the fucking GOAT center on the first nba street game. he averaged like 12 blocks a game for me and never ever scored except on alley oops
>>63520941
holy fuck this is the funniest post on /sp/ in ages. that's really saying something about this place nowadays
>>63519454
that is fucking terrifying.
>>63519723
he has some fluid post moves, but i doubt he's even capable of dribbling the ball. he could be a decent player in college if he adds like 75 pounds, but he'll probably have endless leg and back problems and never end up playing above high school level
>>63514480
How is this even legal? He looks like another species.
>>63514480
People should do what they would have done hundreds of years ago without a second thought: bring him to the town square, pile wood up around him and burn him at the stake.
>>63532468
I saw some documentary about ex Olympians and half of them were in wheelchairs at age 26 despite being like 7 feet tall
>>63525634
because he has something seriously wrong with him. If he were 6'6 or 6'5 he could bulk but he is almost at the limits at what the body can support
>>63514480
>tfw someone will never Utley him
man it must suck so much to be a pivot against a guy his si
>that dunk
hahaha holy shit m8
>>63520941
>>63520969
I'm dying here
thank you for these posts, Chip
>>63538525
in a just world Utley would have caught a cleat in his face
Everyone in this thread that thinks he could make it to the nba is an idiot. He lacks the size and the skill. Look at Kenny George, taller than this guy and more muscular but couldn't hack it past college.
>>63518977
underrated
>>63520941
>>63520969
I'm in tears. This is either 11/10 bait, or absolute mental retardation.
Either way, it's the funniest shit I've seen in months. Thanks anon.
>>63539129
>In October 2008, George had his right foot partly amputated due to a Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) infection.
He runs like he shit himself holy shit
>>63524491
Kek
>>63520941
Goliath was a nephilim, descendent of angels/humans. Thats why he was so big.
>>63520969
kek its Manute Bol and he was 7'7 and a pretty shit player
>>63514480
>>63519454
STOP
POSTING
SPOOKY
>>>/x/
>>63522364
>thinking any human could lift 2800 pounds to chest height
holy fuck are all australians complete retards
