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Australia v New Zealand on Friday at the WACA
BSA game sometime soon
>England 216 (49.4 ov)
>Pakistan 46/3 (11.2 ov)
>West Indies 162/6 (20/20 ov)
>Sri Lanka 62/1 (8.5/20 ov)
OFFICIAL POOICIDE WATCH LIST
>the whole New Zealand team except Kane and Southee on pooicide watch
>England's non-manlets on pooicide watch
>WICB on pooicide watch
>Tendulkar's Blasters on pooicide watch
>Daniel on pooicide watch
>Ajay on elite muscular watch
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>63488443
proxy off statsautist
>>63488437
would:
kill 1, fuck 2, and cuddle 3
why does woakes play cricket. he's not very good
who /cric/ here?
RIP Pyjama Younis
>ratshit
>>63488488
need the specialist spinners to win on the subcontinent :^)
>>63488499
Not even on the subcontinent desu senpai
>tfw work in half an hour
literally kill me lads. I hate this non neet life
>>63488499
>uae
>subcontinent
>australian education
>england might actually win
>>63488683
Hafeez is taking it away.
trips come through for england again
also check em
![[Ohys-Raws] Gakkou Gurashi! - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.11_[2015.07.09_20.44.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uwZ0jTt.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Gakkou Gurashi! - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.11_[2015.07.09_20.44.19].jpg")
>West Indies actually won a match
>>63488962
goat indies
>129 km/h
English """"""""""pace"""""""""" bowlers
>there are Pakistani "people" who own a personal computer AND have internet access
umpball
![[BudLightSubs] CONCRETE REVOLUTIO - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.47_[2015.10.19_19.38.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pBqo6ci.jpg "[BudLightSubs] CONCRETE REVOLUTIO - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.47_[2015.10.19_19.38.58].jpg")
>>63489055
Rude desu senpai
Umball
hafeez needs to get out to make this interesting.
>>63489064
are you watching the ten sports live stream as well?
>>63489084
No. I'm watching on tv.
Good night /cric/. And nice try England. Maybe you'll win the last t20 like the WIndies
>not just hitting a maximum to reach the ton
>>63489424
half a ton works
>>63489446
It's DLF MAXIMUM time.
See you in about 8 bongs /cric/ for the All-pensioners match.
Don't die.
HOW DO WE FIX ENGLEL
Redpill me on Kane Williamson
>>63491075
He wears a mask because he is a big guy for all of us, not just for you
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
I love when pre-season starts because I get to see all the players that moved clubs wear their new jerseys for the first time
Like you get used to seeing them wear one team's colours all the time, so it's fascinating when you see them wear new colours
its lads hot fucking
>>63491075
he's the GOAT
>>63491075
Apparently he has a lower away batting average than Smoth
>>63488437
Leave the Southern Hemisphere to us
>>63493225
>That pic
delet this
Is Mustafizur Rahman elite?
ABBANE's BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>Former Australian captain Allan Border has said he would trust Kane Williamson with his life.
>Border, lauded as one of Australia's greatest ever cricketers, told foxsports.com.au he considers Williamson to be ahead of every other batsmen in the world right now and he believes the Tauranga born right-hander hasn't reached his peak yet.
>"Of all the gun batsmen going around, he would be the one I'd choose to bat for my life. Over AB de Villiers, in front of Steve Smith, in front of [David] Warner, in front of all of them," Border said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/73950574/i-would-choose-kane-williamson-to-bat-for-my-life-says-australian-great-allan-border
>>63493501
F O R Y O U
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O
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>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>Taylor and Morgan will now be the Root and Cook of the test team
Morgan is in fine touch tbqh, he was consistently making like 70s in the ODI series against Australia iirc. Should get him in instead of one of our crappers like Bell, but then he'll probably go to shit again.
>England will eventually decline like the West Indies because lack of exposure to cricket and footballing dominance.
It's only our big population keeping our team afloat at this point 2bh. This current coming generation was around when the 2005 Ashes played on free TV, and it revitalised cricket here. After this generation? Hardly anybody will have even seen a professional cricket match on TV.
>>63493639
>Not taking womens studies
What's the matter, can't handle the work anon?
>>63493645
England will always be there or thereabouts in cricket, just like Australia in Rugby (Rugby is alot more dead here than Cricket is in Englel) because your private schools will keep pumping players out and you will keep getting foreigners coming over to play for your team.
>>63493501
Too bad New Zealand is literally Bane: The Team right now.
At least ABDV is backed up by Steyn and Amla
>>63493773
Not just them. Faf is a good batsman & Morkel and Philander are excellent bowlers in conditions that suit them. They also have young players like Cock & Rabasa who have alot of potential. Don't really see anyone coming through for PP.
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>T-THE BIG STRONG FOREIGNERS ARE FINALLY NOTICING US
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11544254
>>63493977
>You will never see David Carter get BTFO like that in person
>>63493977
Based John Key tbqh lads
Literally rustled the entire opposition bench so hard that they collectively pooicided.
>>63494089
Not only that, he didn't even fucking say anything on the day they walked out
Just sat there and watched as they had a cry about official house rules
>Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has confirmed the Federal Government is facing a $10 million damage bill in the wake of this week's riot at the Christmas Island detention centre
>Mr Dutton also confirmed the nationalities of the seven men who have been transferred to a Western Australian prison facility, saying they included five New Zealanders, one Tongan and one Afghan.
Jesus fuck when is this Poo Peeland human filth getting deported
>>63493802
Kane is technically "still coming through" tbqh he's only 25
>>63494113
These are the "people" that walked out
kek
KEK
>>63494119
Based John Key is blocking re-entry.
Poopeelia is literally our rubbish bin
>>63494119
Hopefully never
You can keep them
How long till the BSA pander match?
>>63494155
And how is he going to do that? Send up the PP "airforce" to turn the planes around?
kek
KEK
>>63494172
Wishful thinking. Poopeeland is LITERALLY getting keked by the Bull
>>63494119
firing squad?
PM JONAH KIKE BTFO
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11544106
>Backing """""""""""""""rapists"""""""""""""""""
>>63494289
Everyone of the Dindunuffin :^)
Dey goodboys. Big Mean Australians are bullying us again :(
>>63494289
>LE FUGG JHOON GEYS XDD
If you don't like John Key, you support rapists tbqh
Elite, handsome, intelligent and muscular John Key on eternal emperor of New Zealand watch
>>63494359
>>63494383
>Young Nats in my thread
Disgusting
>>63494433
>rapist sympathizers in my thread
disgusting
>>63494155
I don't know anything about this situation, but how can New Zealand deny re-entry to New Zealand citizens?
>>63494433
>lefties on the Internet
Shouldn't you be protesting the tppppppp right now?
>>63494608
Because they're crims lol we don't want them
>>63494608
Because they learnt how to be scum in poopeelia and did their crimes there. It's not our fault.
ALL STAR GAMETHREAD
>>63494666
>>63494666
>>63494666
>>63494666
10 bings until the meme cricket does anyone care? or are we just going to post pooicide watches
>>63494698
Can't, gotta Study desu
I'm on lunch break don't wanna be distracted all day
>>63494749
you've changed daniel
>>63494781
>believing the bullshit that meme spouts about my GPA to make him feel better about his
Lol
I've literally never talked about my grades here, he made all of that shit up
>>63494843
it's from your linkedin which YOU put up yourself
>>63494843
literally damage control
>>63488474
Shubh Divali bhaiyya may Lakshmi shower her prosperity onto you
>another duck for Joe Root overseas
kek
KEK
it's fucking hot lads
>>63497040
shorten up you fucking wanker
anyone know where i can watch the highlights for the all star meme? pls help
>>63497583
oh shit nvm its on right now
>>63497583
highlights are on the cricinfo scorecard
>>63494289
fuck off Metiria
>>63494433
reddit username?
Going to be fucking hot lads
Can the Pee Poolanders bowl in anything above 25 C?
Was just watching Mark Waugh interview some old cunt(I think it was Kim Hughes?) on Fox Sports and he LITERALLY compared Kane to Lara, Viv, Tendulkar and he LITERALLY said Kane's 100 at Brisbane was one of THE greatest innings he's ever seen.
Poo Peelia on literal pooicide watch
>>63498859
>muh Kane
>p-please notice us big strong Australians
The Australian team has more than one good batsman lad
>>63498859
Firstly Kim Hughes is a joke, literally JUST: the Australian cricket "captain". But that doesn't even matter
what you should be concerned by is that your best player played probably his best innings ever and your team still got fucking demolished
>>63498885
>>63498890
literally poorious and poobsessed: the posts
>>63498913
*poosts
where were you when warnie saved cricket
>>63498885
Poopeelian batsmen don't have to face poopeelian bowlers
>>63498950
Le glasses man is the real mastermind.
You have no idea what his end game is
>>63498951
Ignore him
Poo Peelian ""batsmen"" are only good on poopoo peepee grounds with ZERO lateral movement or turn, or any sort of difficulty that requires them to think when they bat. It's literally just stand and smash, which is exactly why their poopoo peepee techniques get found out on non-meme pitches and they get blown the fuck out. This is an objective fact.
>muh good batsmen
>60 all out
>losing by 400 runs to Pakistan
>losing 4-0 in India
literally delpoosional
>>63498958
I hope if I ever have a daughter she marrys someone like Vettori.
>>63498978
Every poopeelian parent wishes for their daughter to be impregnated by a big strong kiwi
>>63498978
pookeks on literal kuckold watch
>>63498950
>tfw Vettori literally looks and dresses like me
Feels good Tbh
Poopeelia on pooternally poorious and poortubed poomage poontrol watch
>no poopeelian posts for 30 mins
I think they all pooicided lads
.
>>63499171
>>63499163
/cric/ has suddenly gotten a lot better now Tbh
>>63499194
I'm really, really glad James Taylor exists
poorpetually poorturbed poorius poo peelander poofters on literal pooicide watch right now, lads
Toxic and Cancerous "community" tbqhwyf
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away?
>poo peeland
>pooicide watch
Pick literally POO
>>63499371
Right here my poopeelian friend
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>>63499367
yeah man, thinking of going back to 9gag, wanna come wit?
Who /Reddit/ here?
I know you're in there, you ol' scallywags!!!
>>63499396
No, I will just post in the muscular, thought-provoking BSA generals, they don't contain the same level of utter TOXICITY.
Just finished work lads
Off to Subway lads
>>63499441
I just got home from subway
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poo peeland poofters pooicidal right now, lads
grisby stribs :DDDD
Who watching georgie pie super smash?
Why do the Knights have to wear pink?
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>63499516
I'm a retarded plebeian faggot with retarded plebeian faggot taste: the post
>>63499500
Even worse, why does Canterbury have to wear purple? Anything other than red and black is not fucking right.
>Key not apologizing for "rapists" remark
B A S E D
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>>63499516
The more Drake music I listen to, the more I realise he is just a closet Eliot Rodgers accepted by society
>>63499567
>One by one, a number of female opposition MPs rose to demand an apology from Key, with some publicly stating for the first time their experience as victims of sexual abuse.
>with some publicly stating for the first time their experience as victims of sexual abuse.
>It's a "sex you regret is classified as sexual abuse"
There has literally not been one based woman politician apart from Thatcher
>>63499543
this Tbh
Why did they even change from the Wizards that was a fine name?
>>63499594
>suddenly half of parliament has been sexually abused
hmm
>>63499573
>Drake gets more and more popular
>In 2018 he is set to perform at the Los Angeles Coliseum for three nights in a row of capacity crowds of 90,000
>On the first night he starts reciting some of Elliot Rodger's Manifesto
>Pics of Elliot show up on the big screens behind him
>Drake is holding what looks like a bomb trigger
>He then sings "all I gotta do is put my mind to this shit"
>He presses the button
>The Coliseum is utterly destroyed
Enjoyed writing this Tbh
chek em
>pt for a seat anywhere vaguely behind the wicket, and the Gabba will sting you $102. Decent seats at the WACA are $112. Cop something with no shade and a worse view and you might drop to $81 or $61.
>100(ONE HUNDRED) dollarydoos for 1 (ONE) day's worth of cricket
explain yourselves, joo peelia
>>63499691
lmao here it's like $10
>>63499696
so like $5?
>>63499691
It on free tv all day so it evens itself out
>>63499702
reddit.com
>>63499691
What's there to explain?
>>63499702
The NZ and Aus dollars are nearly the same Tbh so like $9
>>63499594
>yfw all the feminists hated Thatcher because she said their ideology was "poison."
>one of the few women to get to the top out of merit literally blew them the fuck out
>>63499714
>tfw our dollarydoo has been raped over the last few years.
get fucked Reserve Bank, the property boom is dead
>>63499725
I remember when NZ was at parity with the Aus dollar all the Ausposters on /int/ literally pooicided. /int/ is a weird place Tbh
>>63499734
that is pretty embarrassing
>tfw we're now at PP's level
>tfw Steam games are expensive as fuck now
http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/939159.html
Is Andy Zaltzman, dare I say it, autistic?
>>63499748
The word you're looking for is "based", friend
Name a better cricket writer
>>63499742
>Australian dollar
>New Zealand dollar
>>63499750
he hardly counts as a writer desu he does like one thing a month
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/197811-free-kiwis-perform-haka-during-melwood-visit
>be Liverpool FC
>LITERALLY get Haka'd by the Poo Peeland rugby league team
Poo Peeland will unironically defend this
>>63499750
Kimber. His piece on Clarke after the Ashes, about how Clarke always wanted love but fell short was pretty much THE perfect analysis of Clarke as a cricketer and person.
Also Gideon Haigh is top notch. So was Roebuck when he wasn't being a seedy cunt
>>63499750
>Name a better cricket writer
Kimber.
Zaltzman's old stand-up buddy John Oliver is a multi-millionaire with his own TV show in BSA and is one of the biggest /pol/ memes.
Meanwhile Zaltzman sits in his garage in London surfing statsguru for 12 hours a day conjuring up the most pointless and irrelevant cricket statistics imaginable.
"Based"
anyone up for some karaoke?
>>63499773
>Kimber
>Roebuck
>Haigh
ALL BIG, STRONG, BASED, ELITE AND MUSCULAR GOATSTRALIANS
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>63499784
Sounds awfully Semitic
I'll sit this one out buhz
>>63499785
>roebuck
>australian
p-p-pls be impressed by us big strong k-k-kiwis
>>63499806
He must have been a Kiwi
he did pooicide himself afterall
>>63499819
>closeted autistic rapist
nah definitely aussie
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken lads. What the fuck do i use?
>>63499862
Eat a cheeseburger
>>63499883
'no'
>>63499890
that photo gets funnier each time I see it
>>63499928
especially when you realise hes got a chubby wife and 2 kids
Will Smith score a century this summer?
>>63499960
He'll get shittons against the Windies
>ctrl+f "poo"
>66 results
literally what the fuck is wrong with all of you
>>63499960
depends, what movie is he planning this summer
>>63499975
Is Dave Warner related to Shane Warner?
>>63499972
Literally and unironically poorious
reminder that until australian stadiums have trains inside them we will be inferior in the eyes of the world
Lads
How happy do you think daniel was when he had one of the top comments on a photo Jimmy Neesham posted on fb?
>>63500171
link senpai
>>63500175
literally look up Neesham's fb m9 i'm not doing the legwork
its on the photo with the beige kit
>>63500171
Neesham is pretty shit. He's not worthy of Daniel's patrician tastes.
>>63500185
i autistically just looked up everyone on the NZ's team's FB and Kane doesn't seem to have one
you think he's one of us?
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>63500183
Having fun on the field today are we?
>>63500183
>Jesus couldn't convince ANZ to change the colour of their logo? That's a bloody eye sore
what does he mean by this
what is it with indians and facebook
>>63500214
Based Jimmy with the fiery response
>>63500214
found this gold on Watto's fb
>naming yourself after a literally who
>profile picture is Faf du Plessis
literally why
>>63500217
he seems like reddit: the cricket player
>>63500224
4chan-type sport players a rare af so I'll take what I can get.
>>63500190
Kane is in the nets while Neesham is chatting to Daniel on dickheadbook
>>63500227
kp spouts memes sometimes
>>63500224
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/38vecz/i_am_jimmy_neesham_that_sidebar_image_has_made_me/
he never answered krazykrezja's question
>>63500236
top kek goosey with the autism
>>63500231
i cannot wait for the day when kane becomes captain and we have to bear his glorious autism in press conferences
>>63500242
there was another post when he unironically used the term "meme cricket"
>>63500242
based fucking goose
>>63500242
someone please post the Steve Smith "my son" posts on fb
i literally died laughing the first time i saw it
>>63500242
will he ever come back?
>>63500250
wew goose showing his powerlevel
>>63500242
>>63500257
he still posts just without the trip
>>63500258
kek
KEK
K E K
fuck lads, burned my /damper/. gotta cover up the taste with more golden syrup
>>63500277
just put the toaster sideways
>its the street names captcha
>>63500284
>He isn't using Legacy CAPTCHA
Spotted the casual
>>63500290
legacy captcha gets absolutely fucked if you post a lot in a certain amount of time
lads I want to make a toastie but my jaffle iron is broken
what do
predictions for tomorrow
>hazelgood get wickets thanks to meme pitch
>johnson gets wickets
>kane gets bounced out playing some retarded back foot float like Root
>pp's on eternal pooicide watch
>>63500309
use your sexuality
>you're obviously flaming
who /fallout4/ here?
kinda underwhelming desu
I mean, it's not bad.. but it just seems like a modded version of fallout 3
>>63500314
kane gets caught in the slips
>>63500314
>Memecullum to get a duck in the first innings and 100 in the second, or vice versa
>>63500314
NZ bat and are 50/3, but counter-attack to reach 320. Johnson and Starc go at 4.5RPO, Hazlewood breaks down in the second innings
>Kane playing retarded meme shots
kys casual
>>63498951
they do in the nets
I remember WAtson having a cry once about how Bitchwide would always bowl short to him
>>63500345
>I remember WAtson having a cry once about how Bitchwide would always bowl short to him
>>63500345
>I remember WAtson having a cry once about how Bitchwide would always bowl short to him
>>63500349
forgot link la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_KcQM_bDI
>>63500314
alternate prediction: Australia bats first, are 280/3 before Southee strikes with the new ball at stumps
>>63500357
Australia score at a much faster rate than that (in Australian conditions at least)
>>63500343
johnson/starc going at a boundary an over is pretty much guaranteed
Anybody that unironically thinks New Zealand will be worse at Perth than they were at Brisbane is a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual. If you've been following this team you'd know that they adapt to conditions pretty quickly and pretty much always come back a lot harder in the second test.
>>63500355
kek who even are half these cunts
>>63500388
also our record at the WACA is 10x better than the Gabba
>1 sleep away until Poo Peeland loses the toss
Bretty good m8s
>>63500388
yeah nah PP are going to get a new asshole ripped open
The only other time they've played in conditions similar to Perth was in South Africa and they got BTFO, they didn't "adapt" at all
>>63500408
le casual faec
The team was at an all-time low mentally in South Africa, and unironically had scrubs like Munro and Franklin in there. I think they've developed a lot since then. Look at their performances in England that year compared to this year.
going to the strip club by myself again this weekend, lads
>>63500448
consider pooicide
Imagine being so unlucky you were born in poo peeland with poo-tier poo peeland "genetics" and were forced to poortake in poopular poo peeland "sports" like thugby yawnion. You would be eternally literally furious with small man syndrome, a massive inferiority complex, and be on 24/7 damage control mode.
Should just commit pooicide desu.
I agree smhtbh
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-12/for-the-crowds-to-come-back-the-cricket-must-be-cheaper/6935088
>poo peelanders literally hiding in their hobbit holes from the big mean Australians
KEK
>>63500471
>born in poo peeland
You wish. Make way Poo Peelia, I'm coming over in the next 2 years.
>>63500472
i don't mind higher prices for tickets, but high prices for food and drinks is a cunt. You've already stung me once, you sure as fuck don't have to do it again
""People"" that are on pooicide watch
>poorpetually pooper pooturbed, poopsessed, poorious poo peelanders
People that are NOT on pooicide watch
>sexy, charming and popular AusGODS
The Bogan Internet Defence Force is out in full force tonight lads
>>63500487
Surely that happens at every major sporting venue
>>63500515
most major sporting events don't go from 10 til 6 m8.
I will literally throw poo at every single "person" in this "thread"
Poopeelia Ltd.
>>63500526
Please do. I have killed before.
I will literally and unironically kill you with my bare hands.
Is a $290 per week single bedroom apartment a good deal?
it's close to shops, a beach, is fully furnished and has modern facilities (was built in 2013).
That will be over 50% of my current pay though.
I am literally and unironically the hardest cunt in this thread.
I've put multiple people in comas, spent time in prison, deal hard drugs, and take shit from NO one.
None of you could even look me in the eye.
>>63500537
as opposed to ironically killing him
>>63500542
>I am literally and unironically the hardest cunt in this thread.
only because convict isn't here
>>63500542
Probably couldn't look at u because ur an ugly cunt
>Getting angry over mobile games
Why am I so autistic?
>>63500556
>convict isn't here
the naivete of you newcunts is cute sometimes
>>63500560
shitty rng m8
>>63500542
I can't look at you in the eye cause I can't see you m8, post a pic
>>63500539
depends where and if you have a gf (you don't) so no
>>63500431
And now they have scrubs like Neesham, Santner, Craig, Guptill, Boult & Henry. How is that better?
>Look at their performances in England
England is irrelevant. Playing in England is to New Zealand what playing in South Africa is to Australia. They shouldn't need to adapt at all.
PP batsman and bowlers are as useless in Australian conditions as Australian batsman and bowlers are in Indian conditions. Kane is the sole exception.
>scrubs like Boult
opinion discarded
he's LITERALLY ranked higher than all your bowlers
If my Kiwi buddy who likes Phil Collins and Huey Lewis is here, do you know this song mate? It's a personal favourite of mine from his Genesis days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_2Ng2-yIY
>>63500563
me on the left
>>63500568
gf in pic
>>63500606
Show me literally one good performance in a Test match by Boult away from home. Literally one.
he is literally just an extremely poor mans version of Anderson because atleast the latter has had a couple of good series in Australia & the UAE.
>>63500625
he took 5 wickets once or twice
>>63500646
Kek m8 we all saw what he was at Brisbane: a 125-130 kp/h swingbabby. He'd struggle to get into most Shield sides.
He makes Shittle look like Jeff Thomson
>>63500610
check out this gay cunt
>>63500658
This gay cunt is "literally" going to nut in his 8/10 again tonight mate.
>>63500661
make sure you give him a reach around
