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>look at catalog
>no /bundes/ thread
pep is a madman edition btw
rabimmel rabammel rabumm
>>63487364
Good picture
>>63487364
epic meme
fuck off quiz
>>63487380
thanks
good thread >>63486654
>>63487386
Thank you. I didn't make it.
Which friendly/qualifier matches are you going to watch these days, Freunde? You don't usually pay much attention to our South American qualifiers, r-right ;_;?
>>63487499
none
>>63487499
Darts
>>63487499
what qualifiers?
not watching any though
>>63487590
sweden is playing some dumb meme team
>>63487499
gonna watch the UEFA play-offs
>>63487598
why do the girl jersey have a v neck
Germans, does this sound right to you?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3310487/Jurgen-Klopp-used-fans-leaving-early-Germany-words-simply-build-connection-fans-players-Liverpool.html
>SHOO SHOO GERMAN GOBLIN
Why did you ever post this, it's stuck in my head
>>63487207
>look at catalog
>no /bundes/ thread
So you thought to yourself "let's change that", right?
You now remember Sebastian Rode
>>63487811
only bayern bandwagoners leave their "stadium" early.
>>63487904
what happened to him? loan? he was good last season
>>63487207
yeah the fat mod keeps putting them on autosage
>>63487935
ded
>mfw no work because this country is celebrating some piece of paper that ended the first war and indirectly led to ww2
>working
enjoy your scam
I'm bored.
was gonna make one about both of them being gay, but i can't be bothered
>>63487798
Sexy++
Okay my friends lets play a game:
You love your team, but how well do you really know your team?
The picture is the starting eleven from the last game day. It shows the shirt number but not the name.
Can you guess the team? Give it a try.
>>63488350
the game doesn't make any sense
>>63488366
Why not?
>>63487499
I watch every usa and brazil qualifer
>>63488350
Shit I forgot the goalkeeper. His number is 1
>>63488350
no team played without a goalkeeper last matchday
>>63488373
you start by asking how well i know my team, but then the game is about identifing a team that might not be my team
>>63488350
what league?
>>63488350
gladbach
>>63488350
I know it, but I cheated, so I'm not going to ruin it for everyone else.
>>63488420
Wrong.
>>63488406
NFL.
>you will never have this much fun
>>63488836
nice McFit squad
>>63488836
>more pizza than alcohol
>only one bottle of non beer alcohol
ugh
>people who only watch international games
>people who watch international games
>people
>anime
>>63488836
Me in the middle
>>63488836
>I will never have to eat shitty pizza with raging underage plebs
you guys are hella stupid
>>63489137
rude
that France v Germany game will be pretty interesting. I wonder if our nt will be perturbated from the sextape affair. And if Les Ulis stoïc Toto Martial will score 3 or 4 goals
>>63489045
>>63489091
>>63489112
anime friends
>>63489232
>that France v Germany game will be pretty interesting
it won't
>>63489242
hello!
neini?
neinhold?
>>63489242
I LOVE CHILE
>>63490956
BACK OFF
*pets chiles head
reported
>>63491589
yaa gomen gomen
CHILE
H
I
L
E
>>63491620
anime
>>63491728
>>63487811
Thats just damage control
name a more jew looking player than thomas müller
>>63493023
suarez
good morning
international break is the worst desu
>>63499517
why?
>>63499566
no bundes
>>63499574
not like you watch any of the bundes
>>63499618
but i read about it in /bundes/
>bayernwinslol
who /derbysieger/ here?
>>63500127
more like derbisieger
get it?
Looks like nobody was able to solve the last picture.
It was Hoffenheim!
Here is an easier one.
>>63500315
I like the striker.
>>63500315
chievo
>>63500315
>bauern
>12 Mio. lost
Fuckamalifeou
>>63500372
Correct! Well done!
Here is another one.
>>63500414
>schalke
>>63500422
Looks like we have a bundes expert among us!
>>63500435
Schalke and Bayern were pretty easy tbhfam
the 9 on the wing gives it away because I recognise that Breitenreiter autism any day.
Is that one Hertha?
>>63500447
Right again!
>>63500315
Fiorentina
>schalke
>>63500473
Köln
gonna make myself some raclette today
how about you?
>>63500899
Might have raclette tomorrow desu
>>63500899
Visiting my sister and her newborn, she said that she's gonna cook something. Don't know what tho.
>>63500907
i am glad for you, my good friend
swiss raclette is best raclette
>>63500915
hopefully she doesnt make lasagne
i ate lasagne while in sweden and was reminded of why ive grown to hate lasagne
>>63500915
>her newborn
why not say niece or nephew
>>63500938
i never understood those words
niece, nephew, cousin, uncle
ugh
>>63500923
holy shit, you're a disgusting human being
lasagna is one of the top foods in the world
will never get married with that mindset
>>63500942
you might be clinically retarded
>>63500944
thats a bit rude and drastic, t be h amigo senpai
i used to love lasagne but ate too much of it at some point when i was a kid
now i can hardly eat it without getting sick
it didnt help that this particular lasagne was absolutely awful
I'm visiting my newborn niece later today too
>>63500953
Same story with me and olives. I'm slowly working my way back now.
>>63500950
it probably has something to do with the fact that i had contact with maybe one cousin and one uncle in my whole life
>>63500953
>>63500964
just called the wedding off
>>63500962
yes i understand
i love olives, they are my favorite food
but i do need to be careful not to eat too many
>>63500938
I'm visiting my newborn niece. Happy?
I wish Spotify would stop putting shitty Live-versions of songs i like in my Weekly Mix.
he's right you know
i can't visit my newborn niece/nephew until next year
Why are Fortuna Dusseldorf shit lads?
>>63501242
more like infortunium dusseldorf amirite?
>>63500559
Was the last game the first time Bernardeschi played as a wingback or what?
>>63501278
I think so.
This guys has just started training at your gym. He's wearing jeans and a belt. He's been doing squats with just the bar. He spends more time playing on his Nintendo ds than training.
He comes up to you and asks for you to show him how to get strong like Geodude.
What do you do?
>>63501511
I benched 1pl8 last week and brought it down too hard on the 4th rep and felt my ribs flex inwards then farted really loud
>>63501511
raise my arm and show him the pubicles
>>63501511
I question my aplomb because clearly chalk chalk chalk.
>>63501511
Show him the door becaue clearly chalk chalk chalk.
>>63501511
spin like crazy so he cant cut off my limbs
>watching a football game life
>GF's nephew won't go away
>>63500315
>Hoffenheim
>followers
also that's Buyern I guess
>>63501511
my gym's a refugee home now
>>63501905
Gyms like McFit have been refugee homes long before the Syrian war started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5J_0HS3l_o
>>63501994
I have so many things i could say about that.
>mfw I'm discjocking in a club and someone asks me to play _THAT_ song
>>63502077
> _THAT_ song
this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LJri0Mc6_Q ?
>>63502077
>discjocking
what year is it?
>>63487207
>>look at catalog
>>no /bundes/ thread
keep it that way next time.
>>63501511
stomp his head in
>>63501172
Still on the watchlist?
>>63500675
>>63502077
>weeb
>DJ
can a life get any more cringeworthy
where's denmark?
>>63502077
were you at the berghain?
>masturbate
>doorbell rings and someone knocks on the door
>get up and open
>"yes hello we are collecting money for animals"
When will I learn
>>63502798
south of germany
>>63502872
>south
>>63502840
>penis gets suffocated by the waistband of the trousers
We're here to suffer desu-kun
>>63502951
>>63502182
>>63502174
>>63502162
calm down janitor
>>63502958
>janitor
>posting tasteful images of partially clothed women
I think not
Do yoy guys ever feel bad for Arjen Robben? I kinda can't help it, he's a great player and he'll never win a WC. Germany should adopt him tbhfam
shut the fuck up, fatty
>>63503057
This is my only post though :(
>>63503010
>>63503080
shut the fuck up, then
>>63503096
Fuck you faggot fight me
>>63503010
>he'll never win a WC.
He will be 34 at the WC2018
>>63503096
>>63503109
Samefags
>>63503121
Exactly. Boy, you sure are smart
>>63503141
So there's still a chance boy, you sure are smart.
>>>/wsg/826504
Does anyone know the name of this song?
>>63503216
That sounds like something from Parov Stellar
just use shazaam
>>63503249
I don't know how to use that and if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
>if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
lmao
>if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
lol
>if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
rofl
You can ask Cortana. Just let the song play and ask her what song this is.
Someone from bet helped me find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w0KcIQ9omI
>>63503487
>Cortana
is that ur mum?
>>63503535
no, mine
>>63503535
No, its the personal assistant in Windows 10.
>>63503554
i don't have enough money to hire a personal assistant :/
ugh, i probably should've gone with ">calling yer mum ur personal assistant" or something
>>63503562
Are you Neini's bot?
>>63503591
01101110 01101111
>>63503591
No, but my bot has indeed made posts in this thread.
>>63501933
Unterbewertet.
>>63503679
don't call me your bot, darling
We've been over this
>>63503775
No we havent and i also never called you a bot.
Why do you seek my attention so much?
that's not even me
>>63503795
because you have created me, you are my master
Is this some kind of sex thing?
>>63503810
00001010 01101000 01101101 01101101
just ate a literal shitload of baked beans
>>63503846
no, emily isn't here today
>>63503861
Are you the guy who keeps bringing up Emily when i am mentioned? Are you getting off on this?
>>63503898
>Are you the guy
no
>Neinhold sperging out again
oh joy
>>63503898
>Are you getting off on this?
you aren't?
>>63503010
>Germany will ever win a WC again in the next 20 years
Shut up.
no u
literally talking to the real neinhold right now and he told me that his bot wasn't ready yet
who's the cutest /bundes/ couple?
>>63503997
neinhold and numbers tobih
>>63503993
Lmao get off it amigo.
I hope you all die a very painful death
>>63504029
Are you getting off on this?
>>63504041
not really
>>63504068
you aren't?
>>63504077
nah
neini?
>>63504107
Are you Neini's bot?
>>63504146
Unfortunately not
>>63504161
Are you emily's bot?
>>63504168
No. I wish I were a bot though.
>>63504168
Are you getting off on this?
>>63504183
emily is the personal assistant in Windows 10
>>63504222
Exactly. Boy, you sure are smart
>>63504222
So is your mom.
>>63504222
>personal assistant
is that ur mum?
ugh, i probably should've gone with ">calling yer mum ur emily" or something
>>63504266
yes. yes you should.
>mfw I'm getting off on this and someone asks me to play _THAT_ song
who /jever/ here?
>mfw I'm discjocking in Neini's bot and someone is the personal assistant in Windows 10
>>63504332
who /Neini's bot/ here?
>>63504403
>Neini's bot
is that ur mum?
>>63504403
/dumbers'bot/ here
>>63504403
I'm no bot, senpai
Who /Turing-Test/ here?
>>63504418
don't call me your bot, darling
We've been over this
>>63504476
I'm /sitting-naked-in-front-of-the-pc-and-drinking-beer/, m8
Here you go you fucks.
>>63504553
>ubuntu
enjoy your data everywhere
>>63504553
no indication that's a bot
just a program printing posts to the console
could write that in 2 minutes
does /bundes/ like my daki
>>63504710
do you really live in Chile?
>>63504710
I'm a huge weeb and even I think that's pathetic
>>63504724
yes
>>63504668
>indication
The word you were looking for is "proof". The only proof would be releasing the full code, which i wont do.
>>63504553
>python 2
>ubuntu
Dropped.
What did you wear on your very first ever date?
chile!
>>63504750
Do you literally live thousands of meters above sea level?
>>63504775
>German Man Codes Autonomous Shit-posting Bot for Micronesian Yodeling Forum
>>63504775
nobody wants the full code
just a small snippet of the learning proof
>>63504853
are you emily's bot?
>>63504810
>>63504844
you're thinking of Bolivia
>>63504804
You're in a /bundes/, you have to use future tense.
Do you have to be german to understand bundeslig? I'm thinking if starting
What will you be wearing on your very first ever date?
>>63504887
You're right.
I don't know shit about Chile. How's life there?
>>63504887
>>63504958
not at all
>>63504924
>date
When I saw the escort I was probably wearing levis
>>63504960
probably won't wear any chewing gum
>>63504999
I'm new to soccer. There's only 2 big teams in bundeslig right? Bayern Munich and Dortmund?
>>63504986
>>63504971
it's a shithole.
no, honestly i think it's ok
>>63505023
Nah, there is one team, Bayern, that is way above the rest. They have way more money, better player and richer sponsors than everyone else.
Dortmund is probably #2 but there is no way they can get on Bayern's level what makes the title race very unexciting.
>>63504859
>small snippet of the learning proof
What do you mean?
There are two different ML systems in place. One is a large pre-trained word2vec network which isnt learning shit anymore, one is a Naive Bayes at the end of the pipeline to filter results. The whole thing is also a lot of manual non-ML code, not a naked neural net or anything like that.
Besides, this is not done yet.
>>63505128
then whose bot is this ITT
>>63505144
Not done yet != Not working
>>63505144
Has to be GOATZE's
