How many tap-ins is this worth?
Let's say you're the owner of Qatar Airways.
>>63455292
It's worth 1 (one) tap-in. That's the thing about goals... it doesn't matter how they're scored, only the total number of goals determines the winner in a game.
I'd say like 2. It is lel Liga after all
>>63455292
why you hating on tap ins
>>63455322
/thread
>all that space
Ronaldo could have scored that
It's a great goal, but it's only specular because he fucked up his first touch and had to improvise.
>>63455292
Meh, he needs to git gud
>>63455377
Don't post in soccer/football threads ever again.
>>63455322
>>63455335
>tfttod
>there are people that actually think Nerman is better than Suarez
boggles the mind
>>63455393
>Skinning Nikos Dabizas
Big fucking whoop, any half decent defender would have stepped in front of Bergkamp there.
that goat suarez assist tho.
>>63455428
No defender could have anticipated that move
>>63455423
They're really fucking close. Definitely both in the top 4
The GOATinho.
>>63455423
Neymar is a better footballer. Has more pace, dribbling, passing, creativity, while still scoring a lot.
Suarez is the better striker though
>>63455465
Shut your fucking mouth
>no one thought according the requested hypothesis
From the sponsor point of view a golaço is far more valuable than a tap-in, because their brand gets far more exposure.
>>63455393
poor men's version of this goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibGGL38BGhA
>>63455513
>>no one thought according the requested hypothesis
que?
>>63455520
"Let's say you're the owner of Qatar Airways."
>>63455393
do you have a non-meth head version?
literally hurts my eyes
>>63455520
oh right, that was worded badly because I rewrote. You get what I meant.
>>63455423
Suarez at 23 dominated Eredivisie.
Nerman at 23 dominated Europe.
>>63455530
Damn, schooled in english by a huebro
You're pretty good
>>63455495
>pace
this is not a footballing attribute
He's a better dribbler, but that's it. Suarez is superior in every other way.
>>63455562
>dominated Europe
He was a Messi babby last year, he didn't dominate shit.
>>63455562
>all players peak at the same age
Does anyone else think it's a bit of a shame to see Missi, Suarez & Nerman in one team?
>>63455562
He's not dominating anything and the goal was 8/10.
He's not bad but I've seen that flashy brazilian fuccboi hype way too often. Brazilians decline when they hit 25, he has 2 more years
>>63455495
Suarez is a great dribbler.
There are players who are great at dribbling (like Messi, never see him pulling an elastico for instance) without having a huge dribbling repertory (like Douglas Costa or Ronaldinho).
>>63455292
If you subtract the gains from tax evasion and add the losses from nermans fathers orgy, I'd say it's worth about as many goals as ronaldo Will score this season
>>63455641
>this meme
Rivaldo was 30yo in 2002, Pelé won his third world cup at 29.
>>63455641
>. Brazilians decline when they hit 25
Barcelona has a nice history with HGH so I doubt he'd decline that early.
>>63455495
>passing, creativity
holy kek
>>63455696
Yeah i don't know where this came from. The only players who declined early due to non-injury related reasons were Ronaldinho (partying) and Adriano (depression)
>>63455322
>muh stats
>>63455292
This isn't a tap in you fucking monkey
He clearly had to beat one defender to score
>>63455717
>I don't watch Barcelona: the post
>I'm canadian talking about sawker
look at that perfectly executed assist by Suarez though
>>63455364
Don't fool yourself
>>63455728
Are you 16 or something?
Kleberson, Denilson, Robinho, Pato to name a few
>>63455765
>Suarez
>Alves
Great goal, but just another instance where Suarez's excellent passing ability is overshadowed.
>>63455821
that's munir and alves.
>>63455830
And rightly so. It was bouncing high and nerman had to do 90% of it
>>63455810
None of those were ever good
>>63455810
Milan fucked Pato up. The same way they did to Pirlo.
He's been injury-free since he's back in Brazil, and is fit.
The rest of those never were professional/prepared to live abroad.
>>63455728
It came from the premature decline of the players of the 2006 WC. They should have gone to that competition in better shape and also went to shit right after.
>>63455810
Seriously just fuck off
>Ronaldo
>Romario
>Pele
>Kaka
All had great years past 25
Although Kaka got killed by his injury soon after
>>63455393
neymar's over derpkunt anyday
>>63455632
Literally just you senpai
>>63455632
Sure dude, it's really shameful. UEFA should ban them.
Unironically
>>63455632
You're ashamed they don't play for your team, that is.
>>63455632
where else would you want them? itd only be a season or two before real madrid buys them. if not real then man city or chelsea
>>63456071
salary cap you dumdum
>>63455292
I like how Suarez is already running to the left corner side the moment nerman scores
>>63456264
you must be new to football
>>63456304
He could have chosen the right side.
>>63456355
but juan cameras are on the left
>>63456355
because that's the closest empty side/bottom line he's by
but I just meant to annoy you
funnily that cunnydian found himself some bullshit to point out as well
>>63456055
>people in your country pay attention to Kids' opinions on social media
Truly sad tbqh.
Mmm, nice.
A literally who socred just the same goal the same day as well. It's not like there wasn0t luck involved, m80
>>63455428
>>63456516
>never seen a meme of Will Smith son on 4chan
>he is american
>>63455911
Kleberson was first team player in brazils WC winning squad, Denilson and Pato had Neymar like hype just before they got signed, Robinho was actually really good for a season or two until the monkey genes were kicking in.
Face it, these ape like people can not compete with the white man
>>63459106
Jaiden smith is only popular on the internet
>lel liga defending
>>63455641
>He's not dominating anything
He's literally leading the league in goals.
