Are they unironically in a relegation battle?
yes chelsea are going to get relegated and leicester are going to win the league yep that's definitely going to happen because the table isn't going to change between now and may yep
They, the reigning champions, are closer to relegation after 12 games played than the top half of the table. We'll be talking about this one for years and years to come.
who cares omg
>>63453971
unironically is a wierd word, what's a ronical?
Are they the Dortmund of England?
>>63453971
le extremely salty, lashing out chelshit fan man
simply ayyy
>>63454054
No.
Dortmund are somewhat likeable.
>>63454054
How many points did Dortmund have in 11 games last season?
>>63454067
10
>still qualified for EL and kicked Bayern out of the cup.
Hull City had the same points (with less losses and more goals) at this point last season. They got relegated.
>>63454075
And after 12 games last season they had 11 points, which is the same as Chelsea right now. Seems like they might be pretty similar.
>>63454046
>"German" "humour"
>>63454087
chelsea situation is different in that the players have turned on mouyes. Either he gets sacked or they continue to play like shit. PLayers still like Klopp at Ayymund
>>63454096
Dortmund still dominated most teams one year ago, they just couldn't score. Pretty much like Liverpool now. Chelsea on the other hand plays like complete shit.
The team has quit on Mou.
If the Russkie doesn't pull the trigger, it will only get worse.
HUE
>>63454223
He's thin again as of 3-4 weeks ago, he already lost that extra weight.
Still shit, though.
[spoiler]Chelsea will not get relegated[/spoiler]
Doesn't mean this isn't enjoyable as fuck to watch though
>>63454223
>modern kits with buttons and collars
not even once
>>63454167
I think that if they keep losing, and the team falls into the relegation zone for even an instant, he'll have to give Mouyes the boot whether he wants to or not
>>63454223
>le obese chimp man
chelsea are shite but I don't see how they're going to be worse than sunderland, villa, newcastle or bournemouth
here's hoping though
My sister's boyfriend has a friend who is a sports journalist who knows someone who works at Chelsea who says that Mourinho fucked Eva Carneiro and thats why he had her fired, except half the team are loyal to her because of how close she was to the team and how good she was at her job, and now the team's loyalties are split. You can tell the pro Mou players from the pro Eva ones.
I believe it.
>>63454435
Mememouth would be solid mid table if not for injuries.
>>63454223
Their kit last year was WAY better looking than this year's.
This Eva Carneiro meme needs to die.
Chelsea was already shit before she left.
Chelsea was already shit in the end of last season.
>>63454446
this desu
Samsung obviously saw this failure coming and got out while they could
>>63454445
I want to see them stay up for at least a season :(
I would fucking love it if they got relegated. My sides would be in absolute orbit
>>63454500
They still might.
If someone had told you in August that by mid November Chelsea would be 15 points from the top and Leicester City would only be 1 point from top, what look would you have given them?
>>63454520
we'll see how Aston Villa works with a new manager
getting a point against City could end up being HUGE come season's end
>>63454523
>>63454523
>>63454523
>>63454539
Who is the most underrated manager in EPLEL?
Ranieri or Pardew?
>>63454523
I would have asked you how many points Chelsea had gotten docked by the FA, and for what reason
their actual game performance to this point has been simply inconceivable
>>63454551
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34558440
>>63454523
>>63454537
I honestly think Villa will be the next team to be bought by some bored Arab Kajillionaire.
The fact that one of the country's major cities has no relevant football team must be an inviting prospect.
>>63454562
This
Leeds and a Sheffield team also. Big populations, especially Yorkshire
>>63454569
>>63454562
slowly all teams that have been successful/popular in the past will be bought by arabs and the league will be even more competitive, resulting in teams failing to enter top 4 such as liverpool and maybe even arsenal dropping to become mid table clubs in the future.
>>63454569
Wednesday were bought recently, and finally have some dosh to spend. It's only a matter of time till they're back in the PL.
>>63454569
Leeds have too much ongoing denbt to be bought out. They really fucked up.
I could see Notts Forest being bought though, they've got the history and the loyalty and the population.
>>63454523
>>63454223
Nice gyno faggot
>>63454644
>they've got the history
Apart from those few years of success in the 70s, they have fuck all history.
>>63454661
2 European Cups senpai
>>63454046
die hitler humor mannshaft weinerschiztel!! heil hitler!!
>>63454730
Oil money =/= success
Not really. They will be battling for top half of the table by the end of the season. I predict they finish 9th to 12th Tbh
>be costa
>aim to play for brazil
>fail and jump ship to spain
>by this time spain had peaked and were on their speedy decline
what an idiot
>>63454523
>>63453960
We're one third through with the season and they've lost 7 out of 12. It's nearly Christmas and they're 16th and aren't looking any better. So yea, they're a legit relegation battle.
A conversation not a battle. It's not even Christmas!
>>63454551
pardew is not underrated least of all by himself
>>63454087
Dortmund actually played well, but had goal scoring issues. With Dortmund, it was a matter of "this team just needs to find the back of the net, and they'll be alright". With Chelsea, it's a matter of the players not having any heart and teams not being afraid of them and Mouyes.
>>63454771
Chelsea fights back up to 5th place and wins the CL again Tottenham cries because no champions leagues for them again.
Chelsea will finish 4th
>>63454523
>>63454793
I doubt the players have the drive to finish 5th, let alone win the Champions league.
>>63454523
>>63454569
We (Blades) did get bought by an Arab and it's dreadful.
>>63454793
where do spuds finish in this fantasy of yours fatlad?
>>63454813
Oh they will. Russian oil money wills it!
>>63454793
There would just be 5 Premiere League teams in the CL
>>63454793
That can't happen anymore
>>63454793
>That flag
>That post
That is not how it works anymore amerifam
>>63454523
>>63454857
It is only fitting I have Slavshit posted with Chelski gear.
Also fuck.
>>63454046
I don't get it tbf lads
>>63454438
I believe this
>>63454586
a sheffield team should be honestly
>>63454065
This.
Yes they are specialists in failure to be honest
thb senpai kek
>>63454523
>>63454523
>>63455138
Which one?
Wednesday are bigger historically and and currently. United have been there more recently though and have done some serious memeing in cups recently.
>>63454523
>moyes incoming
>>63454523
>>63455542
You know it's going to happen.
>>63454354
> i'm helpless with collars and buttons
Just wait til he discovers the bra
>>63461540
who are you quoting?