>ratings are shit
>its cuz the belt isnt at house shows!
>lets put the belt on house shows then!
>also were gonna erase punk and aj's records, lets give the belt to Nikki and Seth
>divas are easy to hide cause they only work main shows and hardly work even on those
>seth is a fit young man, into cross fit, he can surely handle it!
>but vince the large majority of punks reign was actually literally part timer, promo only with very little matches inbetween
>thats why its gonna make seth look even stronger!
>seth goes down, in ironic fasion at a house show
>and within just days of when CM Punk's record would ahve been broken if Brock still had retained at WM31
1st for /a/
>>63448600
this is a dumb first image for a /wwe/ general
>>63448617
>>63448600
>>63448600
>This stupid wootist-tier OP
>>63448600
>daily reminder
>you never reminded us daily
Fuck off
>>63448600
Punk's record wouldn't have been broken by Seth for another 7-8 months.
>>63448694
>australia in charge of reading
HHH > Sandow
HBK > Ziggler
NOD > New Day
Rey Mysterio > Kalisto / Sin Cara
Chris Benoit > Daniel Bryan
Rock > Reigns
SCSA > Ambrose
Let's not even get started on the NXT comparisons..
*sighs*
Why do millennials suck at everything? Honestly, I can't even blame Vince for the state of WWE at this point. He has shit fucking all to work with. Shitty millennial trash are a cancer and the incoming NXT millennial trash will probably be the death of WWE.
So I just watched World War 3 1996.
Both Benoit and Sullivan came out with black eyes and the commentary put over that they were "lured into a bathroom" the night before at a house show.
Is there any more story to this? Clearly the two stiffed each other because of the whole Woman situation.
>>63448711
BTFO
>>63448600
nth for Bex
>>63448720
Sorry that your fanfiction isn't real life.
Seth just posted this on Instagram. He will be back stronger than ever!!
>>63448726
If you aren't a millennial, you're pretty fucking pathetic to be posting here
I may be an idiot but a couple of weeks ago I realised Cena's new color scheme was Poo In Loo lads
>>63448711
Ramens wife must smell like shit.
>>63448600
>>>/wooo/
>>63448790
HORNS UP FOR SETH ^:)
>>63448816
there should be a poo in the loo gimmick
>inb4 punk on smackdown
>>63448711
>Letting Roman disrespect him
CM Blown the fuck out
>>63448798
When did I say that I wasn't a millennial? I'm allowed to trash my own generation just like I'm allowed to trash my own country. It's the truth, millennials ruin fucking everything.
>>63448909
>literally being a le born in le wrong generation fag
Just end it
>WM32
>A Sting vs. Undertaker has been hyped and advertised for months
>Sting hasn't appeared since NoC, Taker hasn't appeared since SS
>It's time
>...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex8KP8AbAE4
>Biker Taker comes out
>...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MHQ69yLVGI
>Surfer Sting comes out
How hard would you mark?
>>63448790
Get well, Sef
^:)
>>63448790
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
unless it becomes a chronic issue and prevents you from wrestling at your full potential ever again
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448933
Pretty hard, then I fall asleep
>>63448962
oh no you dont anon
>>63448983
>his only relevance comes from dressing up as a clown at WWE shows
Can we all please remove "Frank the Clown" from our memory?
>>63448790
^:)
>>63448983
>The city of this dude
>Literally every tweet he has to remind everyone he's dating Noelle
Talk about insecurity
>>63448790
^:-)
Any news on Survivor Series going 4 hours yet?
>>63448983
>Rich
>Gets to fuck his 9/10 gf whenever he pleases
>Son in law to one of the greatest wrestlers of all time
>Existence has been acknowledged countless times by his favourite wrestlers
LoL, I'd be salty too if I were your typical 4chan virgin
Based purely on fuckability
>>63448983
>son in law
since when? they aren't married are they?
>>63448790
>never beaten for the title
Can't wait for his return
>>63449176
>Summer Rae
>Good Taste
You had one job
With the power of positivity Seth will once again reign supreme as the MAN
>>63449219
>Can't wait for his return
Said no one.
Record (RECORD) low ratings
>>63449176
natty down two
emma up one
sasha up one
summer down one
>>63449274
>>63449176
>Nicki Bella and Natalya
>Patrician
>Carmella and Emma
>Good
>Alicia Fox, Sasha Banks and Bayley
>Not patrician
Yikes
Will Seth get a HHH-at-the-Garden-tier return pop?
Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?
>>63449219
>Tfw PPV Seth has stronger kayfabe powers than Taker at mania, Triple H with Faction Multiplier at ringside, Austin in 1998, Brock in 2014, Cena in a never give up match, The Rock when he has a new movie coming out, Political Hogan in 1992, RVD in ECW, Bruno Sammartino at Madison Square Garden.
>>63449358
All great besides Charlotte
>>63449358
It's ok
>>63449358
Change Charlotte and take it off Del Rio cause his new storyline is retarded as shit
>>63449358
IC / Owens: Boring, obese, shit
US / ADR: Boring, shit
TT / Nig Day: Boring, overrated, shit
Divas don't even deserve my acknowledgement honestly.
>>63449358
Based all over.
>>63449358
Vacant is getting shoved down our throats, tired of this motherfucker getting push after push and blowing it every time.
>>63449517
fuck off New Day are the best going right now ^:)
>The US title pre-HIAC: Most important midcard title in the history of WWE. Brought more interest than the WHC.
>The US title now: Literally no one gives a shit.
How could WWE fuck up something so quickly?
>>63449667
Because John Cena isn't contesting it
>>63449307
>>63449667
By allowing Cena time off
>>63449657
The New Day are very back and forth right now.
Some segments just don't work, but last week's was great.
>>63449657
Being the best thing going right now in WWE is like Ronda Rousey being the best women's MMA fighter right now. It means nothing because competition is complete trash.
>>63449517
why are you here?
>>63449667
>>The US title pre-HIAC: Most important midcard title in the history of WWE
18+
>>63449712
how legit of him to continue. cheers seth.
>>63449307
>>63449712
What a joke
>>63449624
>Implying you're not salty that Vacant keeps going over your vanilla midgets.
I don't think he'll go over Sheamus though family.
>>63449459
Charlotte is great. No one else comes close. Sasha isn't ready.
>>63449891
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63448600
Nigga please, I doubt they were going to have Seth beat Punk's reign. If anybody is going to, it's Roman Reigns. BELEE DAT BBY GURL.
>>63449095
If I was fucking Noelle I would broadcast that factoid to the world as much as I can.
>>63449946
Have sex
>>63449864
>>63449891
You been seeing the trash Charlotte has been producing of late?
to counter my own point, Sasha hasn't been given much to do. and i'm not sure either of them can make anything happen when they have to deal with the bellas all the god damn time
>>63450109
I have, that's why my opinion > your opinion.
>>63450233
I was just taking the piss lad. I don't think Sasha needs to have a title run immediately. It needs to get built up. And it looks like the Bellas are staying so the division will still keep suffering.
>>63448983
>>63449095
>>63450072
>>63450249
This Frank the Clown hate (yes, Clown not "kek") is getting pretty old.
>>63450234
I clicked those but it didn't lead me anywhere
>>63450352
ok Frank thanks for sharing
>>63450352
Wtf? I didn't type kek. It should say kek.
>>63450390
kek
>>63450352
Frank, fuck you idiot
>>63450352
Fuck off Frank, go cry about your wig being stolen
>>63450390
WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>63450352
Who's Noelle hanging out with now?
Noelle Foley is a 6/10 desu
>>63449465
>HEY COLE, LOOK AT THIS
>>63450390
kek
>>63450411
I'm not Frank, but fuck you too asshole!
>>63450437
How the fuck would I know? SHe's probably hanging out with her boyfriend. Or she could be doing an interview with someone, you know, since that's her job?
>>63450506
Hanging out with her "boyfriend" is her job? It all makes sense now
>>63450532
Interviewing wrestlers is her job. I'd expect you to know this. She's pretty big in the wrestling world.
>>63450438
I think you might be gay.
>>63450506
So is probably jerking off rollins and catering to his bad knee right now, while Frank is posting on some WWE thread on 4chan
>>63450532
I think they do a podcast together, I saw a clip once where the interviewee mentions AJ and Punk and Frank chimes in and says, "Oh you mean Phil and April?" Even Noelle looked embarassed for him.
>>63450572
Well he is friends with Phil and April. So that makes sense. Did you know that Frank and Phil (CM Punk) share a birthday?
>>63450557
I thought Noelle was pretty hot until I heard her speak. That brought her down a few points.
>>63449194
No but for real, if Baley had a little bit cuter of a face she'd be a perfect 10.
>>63450572
>and Frank chimes in and says, "Oh you mean Phil and April?"
I think I saw that video here. I got embarrassed for him and I don't even care all that much about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyNmmyIKRM
you may not care but someone out there does
>>63450632
Lmao, what an entitled little shit.
"I can call him" "You mean april"
Jesus he is insecure
>>63450635
Nigga got a trip, nice.
>>63450561
6/10 would plow if wife wouldnt find out.
Wife is 8/10 too but plowing her 1000+ times... while fun would plow other sluts if it wouldnt ruin muh murraige.
>>63450709
>wife
18+
>>63450709
pics or not true
>>63449712
>finishing a mastodon powerbomb spot when you KNOW that you've injured your knee
>at a backyard-tier house show
How stupid of him to continue. HGH time, Seth.
>>63450781
>wanting the A+ Player to get a fat core
>>63449712
so was this on Kane or did Rollins fuck himself up
>>63450843
All on Rollins.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/stone-cold-steve-austin-cowboys-quarterback-how-many-touchdowns
>>63450880
>>63450843
It wasn't Kane's fault. Have you never seen him do this move? He does it lots of times, in pretty much every match.
>>63450604
upon reading this i thought you were talking about Bam Margera's parents
>>63450709
>using the term "plow/plowing" to describe sex
>expecting anyone on Earth to believe that you're not a permavirgin
Choose wisely, for there can be only one.
>>63451018
lel
>mfw Don Vito is a registered sex offender
>>63451081
>>63451081
He lives in Phil's basement because he's not allowed to make any public appearances for like 7 years.
>>63450604
Fuck off Frank
>>63450990
Posted the wrong webm. He does this move almost every match, though long time ago he used to throw people against the turnbuckle but he stopped.
>>63451137
cause he killed Sting
>>63451198
The monitors killed Sting
>>63451209
Being 80 probably killed Sting.
>>63451209
seth pushed him. seth killed sting.
does anyone just have the wwe network running in the background? currently have Unforgiven 2002 playing. Waiting for Stephanie to get that Hot Lesbian Action. I don't remember if it happens or not
>>63451252
No senpai. Sting killed Sting.
>>63451276
I'm listening to podcasts about murders.
>>63451276
Haven't given Vince my money in like two years senpai.
>>63451315
>>63451374
full speed replay
update on the Hot Lesbian Action. there wasn't any. Stephs fake tits put the other two bimbos fake tits to shame though
>watching ADR vs John Cena vs CM Punk in a HIAC match at HIAC
>Match is over, John was locked out
>Cage raises, John, R-Truth & Miz all come in
>John attacks ADR, Truth & Miz attack everybody in the cage
>Announcers said something about them being fired
>Superstars and security all come down to try and get in
>lock gets cut and security hand cuffs Miz & R-Truth
>Haitch attacks both of them until he gets pulled off
I wasn't watching back then, can someone explain the storyline here so I can understand what the fuck just happened?
>>63451458
Hi guys, Frank The Kuck here. AMA
AJ Styles vs Nakameme will be better than any match WWE has for the rest of the year with their roster, god they need to bring some guys in.
>>63451527
all i can remember on that is miz and truth thought they weren't getting the chances or title shots they deserved or some shit. they started attacking superstars and whatnot. Haitch fires them. they returned at that HIAC. pretty sure they went on to a tag match with The Rock and Cena prior to Cena and Rockys wrestlemania match.
>>63451564
How big is Batista's dick?
>>63451576
>>/woo/
>>63451564
Sadder than the autists that roleplay as wrestlers.
>>63451582
Way bigger than mine. Fits right into my hotwifes vagina.
I held her hand while she was getting railed bareback by her buck
>>63451564
Was Seth nice to you while he was fucking Noelle?
>>63451576
So you can whine about how they used to be good?
>>63451606
>>63451674
Do you think him and Paige...like...you know?
>>63451580
thanks senpai
>>63451564
whats your opinion in the Japanese education system?
will the Detroit lions ever come close to wining a super bowl?
why is my mom trying to kick me out of the basement when im only 27?
was 9/11 an inside job?
>>63451690
She got the BBC for sure
RKOh no no no dammit Rusev
>>63451690
would really be interested to see what hue that baby would be
>>63451654
Yes, they really have nobody to carry the show right now, i fear watching RAW for how shitty its going to be tomorrow but i probably still will
>>63451727
how could it possibly be shitty with Larry the cable guy guest staring lol (sarcasm)
Why are crowds so immature now? I'm watching Royal Rumble 2015 at the moment and just because D Bry was eliminated they start booing everyone else performing well. They don't even give a pop to the other fan favorites that enter.
>>63451727
It's gonna be really good tomorrow. The mid carders are actually gonna have TV time. Unfortunetly that means the Divas stretch is gonna take longer but still Cesaro, Owens, New Day etc.. will have better matches
>>63451690
hes tired of her and probably gets tired of doubling up so he wont catch anything.
>>63451753
This was when Daniel was Red Fuckin Hot and everyone wanted him in the WM main event but Vince was too much a bitch to do it. Everyone was pissed.
>>63451727
seths injury, ortons injury, cena being gone. may just be the opening cesaro needed
>>63451753
its a long story
>>63451749
is that really happening? you just talked me out of watching tomorrow
>>63451713
Why is Memesaro such a kek?
>Neville rejects his high five
>Randy Orton rejects his high five
>Flinches at Kevin Owens just raising his arm
>>63451773
And I guess Ramen was also hated? I know he gets booed for winning, but I heard a good amount of boos just hearing him enter.
>>63451727
>Yes, they really have nobody to carry the show right now,
lel no they officially do have someone.
>According to Pro Wrestling Sheet, Michael Elgin has not re-signed with Ring of Honor, as some reports have indicated. There's been talk that WWE may be interested in bringing him in.
>>63451778
Bring up Joey Samoey!
>>63451753
Because if Dbry is out then Reigns is obviously going to win, and at the time, no one wanted that
Why is Sasha vs Bailey considered a better match than Lesnar vs Rollins vs Cena?
>>63451795
your newest NXT midcard/maineventer white balding taz with none of the intensity.
>>63451791
You mean the guy who thinks this is real life and can't handle the what chant?
>>63451790
he got the boos because everyone knew he was the next chosen one picked by vince. even though the "wwe universe" had already chosen who they liked. no one was interested in being told who they should cheer for
>>63451790
Cause we all knew he was getting the rub and he didn't really earn it then.
>>63451813
Only fedoras believe that.
>>63451690
I doubt it didn't he almost bang Natties sister he said he likes big girls
>>63451717
>hue
There really isn't that much variation in skin hue. They are probably the same for all we know.
>>63451795
>>63451819
I fucking hate Michael Elgin. So bland and boring.
https://streamable.com/8h0q
Why can't anyone in WWE do this?
>>63451813
the first one was a good storyline match and they performed the reverse Frankensteiner a move that is probably now officially banned from the fed now since Sasha nearly landed on her neck.
any tips on making the wwe network stop buffering
>>63451813
because bayleys ass was great.
>>63451773
2014 was when D-Bry was red hot.
2015 was him returning. They booed because he was eliminated so early and in a very mundane way.
That entire Rumble felt like it was booked specifically to piss the crowd off 2bh
>>63451834
why do you think paige is gaining weight and drinking beer to get a gut?
>>63451848
the second match completely got over on me when Sasha stole little Izzy's head band and made her cry. that was amazing. a true heel move.
>>63451844
you mean flip over the top rope lots of guys can do that. That spot could have worked when WWE was plugging Terminator Genysis or when Arnold was announced as a character in 2k16
>future WWE Champion
>>63451864
Yeah more booze and hamming it up for Total Divas
>>63451813
Oh boy this is some tasty bait. Might work in reddit or woo better but it will work here unfortunately.
>>63451795
I mean I know lots of people on here meme about indie guys having zero charisma but seriously, ZERO.
>>63451880
Based Roman
Strong style
>>63451813
Bayley is hot as fuck in white.
>>63451880
honestly i'd clock Roman for real if he did that to me on a fuckin segment. Sure i'd get stiffed later on but he wouldn't be able to get away with that without at least a stiff shot.
>>63451905
The tassles obstructed her booty somewhat.
>>63451872
That second match was fantastic
I didn't see the big deal about that first match, though. Everyone was gushing over it but it just seemed like a solid match to me. Miles better than any main roster diva's match, but nothing amazing on its own.
>>63451907
In his match with Brock he gave him a stiff knee and Brock immediately destroys him with a clothesline.
>>63451872
meh just confirmed izzy was a plant and possibly a child actor .
>>63451927
It was the story
It was basically a girl version of Zayn/Neville
>>63451940
even if so, great moment.
Who watching Wrestle Kingdom 10 press conference here?
>>63451968
When is wk10
>>63451753
If you weren't watching at the time then you wouldn't understand casual.
>>63451933
there's a podcast somewhere that explains Roman stiffed Lesnar and Lesnar got extremely pissed and hit him pretty hard.
I feel like Reigns is honestly a dick with a chip on his shoulder who really needs to get knocked down a peg
>>63451907
>Implying you won't get future endeavored
>>63451940
I doubt she's an actor, more likely just a big fan who they let in on the biz and who shills in return for free tickets.
>>63451933
>>63451981
they stiffed each other throughout the whole thing
roman understood that that's how brock works and brought it to him
>>63451995
As long as I don't bust him open and job to him clean I'm sure I'd still have a job
>>63451975
January 4.
>>63451996
she was at a TNA show so she probably is a wrestling fan
>>63451995
looking weak
>tfw no Shazza or Emma
how do you Aussies deal with it?
>>63452036
I like Cassie better.
>>63448909
Kill yourself
Jesus fucking christ
>>63449830
is this roman reigns or aragorn
i honestly can't tell
Sup niggaz
>>63452036
Emma is ugly.
>tfw Jay Lethal would've been the first black WWEWHC by now if he went to WWE
>>63449465
wow holy shit, i just realized KO's entire gimmick is literal porn star bantar with the guy talking dirty to the girl
>YOU LIKE THIS, HUH? YOU LIKE THIS?
>YEAH I BET YOU DO
>>63452055
eat shit you abo cunt
>>63452067
Her makeup is shit too.
>>63452061
TNA ruined Lethal thank god he was able to reinvent himself in ROH
>>63450781
ligaments have no pain, the only pain is from the unstability of the knee
is there anything more cringe than listening to the cesaro section try to fake count his spins
his momentum clearly slows down after just a few rotations but they keep counting in unison of 1-2 seconds based like they're counting a timing system, not the actual proper rotations
near the end they literally count 2 numbers during 1 full 360 degree rotation, its quite cringe
ya'll can't hear me or something?
>>63452127
>getting smart with the crowd when you're tripping over your lines in your boring ass promo
>>63452109
AUTISM
>>63452046
Calm down buddy
How about actually providing a proper argument as to why millennials aren't the root cause of WWE being complete shit nowadays rather than just telling me to kill myself? Oh that's right, you are probably just another lazy millennial who is too lazy to do so.
>>63452127
Nah, this ain't borin this is real life
>3 weeks later
>I summon the powers of Kane and the Undertaker
>mfw
Even if this isn't real, it's still pretty insulting to even think of this match now. Vince had his chance ten years ago when Undertaker was a legit threat along with the streak and he didn't cash in. I've been asking for this match since Wrestlemania 24, and for this to come up now? Yeah, insulting.
>>63452170
Stop posting dirtsheets here you moron.
>>63452127
>tfw real life
let him loose on the mic
>>63449176
bayley is not for sexual
>mfw at some point Kane and Sheamus are going to be the main even on RAW
I SUMMON THE THUNDER
>>63452162
Nah, not vindicating your shit-tier meme opinions for you m8.
>>63452215
I SUMMON THE LIGHTNING
>>63452216
>I-I can't provide a valid rebuttal against his points!
>Better call it a meme!
>>63452219
Ayy based Israel is back
>>63452215
>>63452231
what awesome power...............
>>63452011
jesus christ why. does japan not celebrate new years?
>>63452231
>>63452231
dude is a comedy gimmick i swear, i laugh every time hes on screen. how are we supposed to take a plump fat santa claus guy seriously lmao
>>63452235
>entitled millennial thinks he deserves a reply
lol
>>63452261
They expected us to take Bret Hart seriously when he was against the GOAT Shawn Michaels.
>>63452261
quit talking shit about heyman faggot
I can't believe a shitty Thunder episode from 99 is way more entertaining then most RAW episodes these past few months
>this teleporting gimmick
top kek njpw
World Tag League matches announced: http://phoenixplexreview.net/njpw-world-tag-league-2015-cards/
Get hyped.
>>63452235
>huehue DAE le wrong generation? Why is everyone my age 100% shit, regardless of country, race or upbringing? Bloody lazy gen Y, I tell ya. Also, I wish they would bring back the attitude era. Vince is right, millennials suck.
>wait a minute, why aren't they agreeing with my pleb opinions?
>P-please vindicate my opinions, guys! You're b-being mean...
Whatever mate, go be a dumbfuck elsewhere or just kill yourself.
Reminder that CM Punk is a beta:
https://youtu.be/nJqaTeRBM2I?t=122
>>63452261
thats why his name is brayyyy lmao
>>63452316
>posting audio from a podcast we all know was on the network in video
>>63452325
seriously the dude could be over as fuck and entertaining as fuck as a comedy gimmick, like a santino 2.0
will they eventually put all past RAWs and Smackdowns on Network?
I wanna watch the Raw, smackdown and PPVs from 2000~2006
Can I get them by signing up to WWE Network?
>>63452316
>Hogan's been here.
Rank these wrestlers on a scale of promo/in ring ability/ and look
use the /wwe/ approved guideline of ring (20); promo (15); and Look (10); meaning your ranking will be out of 45
Sheamus
Dean Ambrose
Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns
Brock Lesnar
John Cena
Randy Orton
Sting (only including him because he's had a title shot at a PPV, feel free to ignore)
>that fucking reactoin for naito
How to get a failed babyface over:
>turn him heel
fucking smarks
>>63452316
>clip ends
>multiple related videos within the collage at the end are the video version of the podcast
nice job faggot
you're like the idiot who posted a fucking fan cam version of heyman talking about cesar at sam roberts session, when the full HD version shot with proper film equipment was up on his youtube and also like this appeared within the related version
instead you got a bunch of "lel the chair sounds like its gonna brak :3" shit posting to it
>>63452338
>wanting to watch edited bullshit, redited even more to fit their agendas or hide shit they dont like
>>63452344
oh shit I should've included that
20 in ring = Bret Hart (grappler)/Shawn Michaels (agile storyteller). It depends on the style you prefer, if you know of a 20 "hoss" or striker I'm interested because that's not the style I like.
15 promo = Jake Roberts
10 look = Rick Rude
>young keks get no reaction
kek fucking kek
>>63452367
you mean /nobenoit/ and /nohogan/? oh well
I just wanna fap to ECW/GM steph
