The group stage continues from Wolverhampton across two sessions today, with yesterday’s winners/losers meeting each other. Wolfie made a winning PDC debut last night, averaging over 104 in a 5-2 victory over Ian White, while fellow BDO debutant Andy Fordham put in a battling performance but was outmuscled by Adrian Lewis. All the tournament favourites enjoyed comfortable wins on day one, with Jonny Clayton’s victory over Jenks & Kong’s defeat of Rowby John Rodriguez the only other surprising results. Coverage today starts with the afternoon session from 13:00GMT on Sky Sports 2, with the evening session from 19:30GMT on Sky Sports 1
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 9 legs)
Keegan Brown v Michel van der Horst
Rowby-John Rodriguez v Martin Phillips
Andy Boulton v Larry Butler
Terry Jenkins v Geert De Vos
Robert Thornton v Jonny Clayton
Phil Taylor v Robbie Green
James Wade v Mark Webster
Gary Anderson v Raymond van Barneveld
>Evening session (19:30 - best of 9 legs)
Steve West v Mark Oosterhuis
Ian White v Steve Beaton
Wayne Jones v Andy Fordham
Mervyn King v Scott Mitchell
Adrian Lewis v Michael Smith
Michael van Gerwen v Kim Huybrechts
Jelle Klaasen v Martin Adams
Peter Wright v Dave Chisnall
>Day one roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/ynoqabitt5ip1brt4wectzg1n/title/singha-beer-grand-slam-day-one
I'll be there. Evening session looks more exciting though, with Snackpot vs. Snackpot Jr., MvG against Kimmy, and the second appearances of the Viking and Wolfie.
Reminder that this event marks the 1 year anniversary of Taylor's last tv tournament win, i.e. this is the 1 year anniversary of the end of TWL
Long may it continue
>>63414588
Yeah, Anderson v Barney wil be nice tho
>>63414596
I hope Barney wins this one. But I fear it won't happen.
>>63414620
Yeah, I don't think so either. Ando is in great form atm. Barney has a good record against him though and it's a short format.
can anybody stop him?
>>63414676
Yeah. I think Wolfie will stop him.
>>63414701
no pdc fucking shits will anyway
Wolfie. How based can one man be?
AND HE GETS IT
GREATEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE
Bristows pissed (as always)
I've been out of the loop... why no wizard?
Did he hit the bottle again and get banned like Richie or has he just been pure shit this past year?
>>63415190
>no wizard
>no pipe
>no dolan
>wolfie
>viking
What a time to be alive
>someone wearing a Ronnie Baxter shirt
>>63415234
Must be Baxter himself.
Nice 136
>>63415222
Just needed Hankey to qualify for this to be just about a perfect tournament lineup
>>63415222
>>63415376
I agree on all but Whitlock, I actually like him. Of course he didn't play very well over the last two years, but he'd still be better than a few others in the field. Or is there another reason?
>>63415441
Whitlock still can't face coming to this venue after The Count ruined him
>>63415441
I just dont like him tbqh. His throw annoys me
>>63415503
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCLqq1e_fA
Lol that 161 from the bin man
https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/663351273446445057
Jesus wept, people will actually buy that
>losing to a jf
>>63415671
Oh dear. Well, I guess after 6 pints of beer everything is funny.
>>63415722
Austrians aren't jfs in /180/ m8. Austriabro is a regular here, and Mensur & Rowby-John are based as it is
>>63415771
>rodriguez
>aussie
>>63415671
I can't see the video.
What are they flogging at Ally Pally now?
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>>63416298
Sombreros & ponchos with dartboard patterns on
>>63416465
Oh dear.
>wake up
>time for /180/
Aww yiss.
>>63415671
top lel
>PDC STILL haven't published Ian White's average due to dartsdata dying yesterday
top kek
it's as if they want to show how badly he got embarrassed by wolfie
>Terry's darts
Muh dick
>BDO major winner
>gets whitewashed by a man who has won 0 majors of either organisation
MON JONNY
How was Wolfie last night lads?
>>63417281
Bretty gud
>>63417281
Awesome. He totally demolished Ian White, and had 2 130-something checkouts in the process.
>>63417281
Mental
These fucking taykek montages
>taylel doing dayshift
could wolfie kek him any harder?
>miscounting
>makes up for it with the bull
kek
Wolfie in a PDC event? What in the fuck?
>>63418438
He's come to show the PDC jobbers what real darts is
>Taylel talking about Jeremy Kyle
Just. Fuck. Off.
>you will never sing Yaya-Kolo with Charlotte at the darts
This almost a mirror match
>>63419055
Webbo has gone back to the players room to
cop a quick feel of Sammi
Come on, Barney! Gando is not unbeatable today.
Aww, fuck!
>>63418856
>you will never motorboat her
Wait, this doesn't start for another 30 minutes? Why is the black wheelchair guy who used to do the BBC1 idents on my TV?
>>63426126
watching the snooker on eurosport tbqh
>>63426126
Maybe they're afraid for a new lowest tv average with the upcoming match from Oosterhuis, so they'll just won't broadcast it.
>>63426238
top kek
he'll probably be better against steve west
67.73 probably isn't even in the bottom 100 averages ever seen on TV desu. Ten minutes googling suggests the worst three-dart average in a televised event is Darren Pugh's 50.85 in a last 160 match against Mardle in the 2011 Open.
>>63426408
Time to get comfy and watch some easterhome
>>63426790
Yeah but Oosterhuis didn't even get a chance to miss doubles. Tonight he probably will.
>>63426834
I still think easterbunny would have been better.
>>63427541
It's really embarrassing when you realize that your opponent is vastly outscoring you while you do not even throw check darts. Happened to me a few times since I started playing.
We're on
Paedo Suarez vs NWOlfie is the clash of the round, right?
>>63428007
Just realised that Wolfie's group has three Lakeside champs in it.
>muh fordham comments
keep sucking that taylor tail, wayne
Sky's really going big with the "pretending Barney is still an elite player" schtick, I presume this means he's already signed up for the PL.
>>63428213
>I presume this means he's already signed up for the PL.
Given the fact there's a Dutch date, that's most likely the case.
Would laugh if he fails to get through the first league phase.
Is "Mark Potter" the worst nickname in the history of darts?
At least easterhome has a qt gf
>>63428364
No he is based
>>63428364
>What is Mr Coat?
>>63428364
Its just terrible
>>63428364
Ave It
>if you wear glasses you are automatically a harry potter look alike
>>63428492
He has Harry Potter's trademark heavy stubble and tanned skin.
Will Easteregg have a single dart at a finish in this tournament?
>that sudden head movement after throwing a shite last dart
dat 60 average
>0 (zero) attempts at a double
Oosterhuis has got complete stage fright.
No comfort whatsoever.
Just chucked £20 on Easterhouse to win. He is lulling his opponent into a false sense of security before he goes for the kill.
Please say someone giffed/screengrabbed that head shake from Easterbonnet.
>>63428848
m8, you couldve spent that £20 on a chip butty with a side of chips and an extra bag of chips and used the change to buy some Herbalife
:( feel bad for him tbqh
>2 matches
>lose both 5-0
>0 attempts at double
>tournament average: 71.56
This has to be one of the worst Grand Slam performances ever.
hnng Adonis
>>63429007
me2
Poor Mark "No Doubles" Potter.
>>63429022
If youve ever played darts averaging 70 is pretty hard
>>63428905
>Herbalife
I'm already on Alpha Brain, ya fucking goof.
>>63429042
Yeah, but I've not been paid £2,500 for 18 minutes work doing that.
>>63429077
If its good enough for Paul Nicholson, it might be good enough for you
http://www.online-instagram.com/media/974502646791479518_528793015
>>63429188
lel, oh Nicho.
>no shitlock
>no dolan
>no pipe
>no hammer
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE DISCO ANTHEMS?
>>63429258
Rejoice!
>>63429263
2funky
Wat is life
Lol Steve Beaton info
>Lost 1st match 5-4 vs Steve Beaton
anyone capped it?
>>63429042
Averaging 70 should be a forethought if you've qualified for the Grand Slam.
Oosterhuis's performance is nothing short of horrendous in the context of professional darts. He wouldn't get very far in any tournament in either organisation with the performances he's putting in.
Granted, he had MVG in the first game but from how he was playing against Steve West it's clear he had no belief in his ability.
They really need to rethink the qualification process for the Grand Slam again.
>>63429366
>tfw cant find the video
y
>>63429601
It's on some weird setting where you can't search for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGD3U1GS-Nk
>Ian Shite
He's really lost that ice cold composure he's famous for.
His last dart has been terrible the past few months.
Classic Sky camerawork.
>Ian Shite
>>63429761
Cheers Mensur
>>63429761
So good erry time
Great of the PDC to show those Fakesiders what a proper display of jobbing looks like.
Based Steve. Take that you fucking mong.
>that dart at 3
Fantastic.
Sexy Steve
>three wins in group B
>all won by people who have actually achieved the biggest prize in darts
As should be expected.
What is it about being World Number 8 that fucks so many players up?
>Shitlock
>Wezzzzzz
>Blubber Boy
>Living Branch of Wickes
>Bring Me The Horizon
lel
>Ian Shite
>losing 5 consecutive legs against a guy averaging 90
>muh no.8 seed
Typical floor tournament warrior who jobs it in the big TV events
VIKING HYPE
>Jobber Jones
when will this guy fuck off
>Being that guy and choosing heavy metal
He cant have long to live surely
>that qt in the crowd singing along
Wasn't Andy skinnier?
Fucking hell, Andy Fordham looks even bigger than before he lost all that weight after nearly dying on stage.
Jones literally looks like a sex pest
![078fordham2_468x469[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vLJ3hST.jpg "078fordham2_468x469[1].jpg")
>>63430631
...maybe?
It's hard to tell.
Makes big Hendo look like an anorexic.
Andy FordArmslikeHams
>this match
Might be time to get some tea.
>This BDO pub league garbage
christ
>>63430740
Get back on that oche Andy!
>>63430724
I cant stop looking at his arms. I dont understand.
>BDO finishing
That first leg is a fine example of why Wayne Jones whined about having to quit full time darts.
Utter shitter.
>>63430793
They're like he's had implants in them but they've leaked, they're amazing.
Literally worse than me
>dat leg
>>63430793
It seems to defy science that he's able to pull his arm back far enough to be able to throw.
Is Andy Fordham an Earth Rocker? he has been wasted and wounded.
>68 left
>hit T9
??????
My dad's family are from Wolverhampton
>>63431168
>Yam yams
>>63430675
>that tongue lick there
Confirmed for going on the nonce with Dennis Smith
>>63430714
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>63430631
He gained it back
This is shit. When are they going to start the Toure chants? Or maybe some cheeky 'boring tables'? It's the fans that make it really.
>>63431295
They've already done Yaya once m8
How to i into Fordham mode?
BASED VIKING FINDS A WAY
>Jones = Fordham's biggest fan.
http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/other-sport/darts/2015/11/06/wayne-jones-back-home-with-world-aims/
>"I'm not looking past the group, but I'd be more comfortable over best of 19 in the knockout stages."
>currently on the way to finishing bottom of the group with Snackpot to come
top kek this delusion
>Adrian Lewis v Michael Smith
Battle of the fat lads should be good.
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>>63431367
Drink energy drinks and eat burger king all day everyday.
>>63431367
Try and put more lard in your ale.
Been on a plane all morning, how did Larry the Butler do m8s?
>>63431565
Beat Andy Boulton (some nobody from Stoke) convincingly
>>63431565
He won
By gawd he won
VIKING MELTING
>>63431456
This is all the sadder that his 'home' crowd have been singing Fordham's name all match. Then again he might be on a comeback here.
>>63431617
>>63431604
>>63431604
>>63431617
Haha, mon the bald eagle!
Why is there no good Welsh dart players?
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Have you ever had the impression that darts threads need more overused memes?
DAT 106
>>63431837
richie had fun with washing powder
webby imploded and is only making a comeback in the past few months
jamie lewis is shit
gerwyn hasn't played for long enough
>>63431837
What happened to that ripped Welsh ex-rugby player who took a big scalp a few months back?
>Wayne 'Wolverhampton' Jones
>>63431875
No, never
>>63431875
I lol'd
>>63431986
I want to believe
>>63431875
>implying you can ever have enough overused meems
![GERWYNPRICE_2189806a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GdzlnIw.jpg "GERWYNPRICE_2189806a[1].jpg")
>>63431951
Gerwyn Price?
Hasn't really shined following the double Snackpot defeat.
Got knocked out of both the WGP & the EC by Snackpot Jr. but has qualified for the Players Champs Finals.
>wayne attempting to cover Jones's arse falling out
>merv
what the fuck is he doing
>>63432700
He let the dogs out
Merv what the fuck
top lel Merv
>Mervyn King is only four years older than Scott Mitchell
>speedway, live on sky sports
>followed by "suffered terrible injuries"
Nice sensitivity, Pyke.
>>63433242
Literally lolled at this.
Has gwynny been fired again already?
>>63433328
Had to laugh how Studd (not Pyke) got interrupted by a 180 while saying it as well.
>>63433359
I think they only have him on once as a gimmick now he's doing the BDO events.
Might wheel him out again for Wolfie's match.
>fakeside
>Fatpot vs Fatpot Jr
Lot of fat shaming ITT, don't approve to be honest. My sister thinks Adrian is very attractive and I'd rate her 8/9 out of 10 in looks.
>>63434039
Sure, Aidy.
>Walk the Moon
What the fuck?
>>63434114
Doesn't really make him threatening, does it?
>Blubbery Baby
>>63434300
He's only dangerous if he's completely wasted and thinks you've queue jumped in the chippy
>>63434300
>that pic
>that filename
Habbening?
Nice, Aidey. But still:
>Hitting 164 for 50 left
>Missing S10 afterwards.
Typical lazy Aidey.
>sweatpot
Sometimes id rather have Dutch or German comms than listen to Wayne.
>Snackpot
Imagine what big Lewis's socks smell like after a hard session.
Yum yum, to me, Daddy
>that horrific attempt at 41
>>63434588
Wayne's voice is sublime. I'd love to watch a Phil Taylor documentary with him narrating.
>this match
>>63434761
Phil please get off 4chan
>>63434761
"Oh 'ello!"
>>63434761
>sounds of wayne moaning and skin-on-skin slapping over taylor's 9er against the original hammer
>stage somehow not crumbling down
>>63435056
>implying this is Hendo v Snackpot v Snackpot Jr. v Viking
>Nice and hard
>Firm
>>63435091
Heh
Snackpot moaning about something lol
>>63435211
>muh wind
>snackpot
Someone post the MVG webm of going the wrong way and dancing.
>>63435249
>>63435286
Thanks mensur
>>63435286
>PDC Number 1: styles back up the stairs after error
>BDO 3x World Champion: this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-oXMeFNDis
>>63435286
holy fuck he pulled that off awesome
i lold
https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/663473433011879936
Women, am I right lads?
>>63435286
Every damn time.
Muhhhhhh barclays life skills
>>63435286
>sliding into your girl's DMs like
HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
>>63434761
Wayne's mouth would be too full of the "cheeky little sausage" to do any commentary on that film
Everyone is too nice in darts, I want some grudge matches. Some real tension.
>202 in 4
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AUTISM
>>63435614
>Everyone is too nice in darts
>the groper
>'e's 'ad 'is little run
>special agent herbalife
>>63435376
>>63435721
>that D16 was in the center to the mm
>>63435614
>he hasn't heard about Clown vs MVG
m8 do you even "needle"
![michael-van-gerwen-peter-wright-ultimate-warrior-hulk-hogan_3274992[1].jpg_20150311111741.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O2yvBa6.jpg "michael-van-gerwen-peter-wright-ultimate-warrior-hulk-hogan_3274992[1].jpg_20150311111741.jpg")
>>63435821
N E E D L E
>MVG 9 DARTER ATTEMPT
INB4 MISSED D12 FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME THIS YEAR
>>63435853
Thats too good
>Kimmy faking his dart being stuck to put MVG off his nine-darter
Classic gamesmanship
>Huybrechts losing his darts before he gets 9-darted
Fuck you Huybrechts.
>>63436000
>>63436018
Kimmy really has become a twat over the past year.
>that fucking 130
HOW DOES HE DO IT
MVGOAT
AUTISMWINSLOL
Why does Huybrechts have 4 darts, and why is he throwing his last one into the ground every turn?
>>63436181
His darts didnt fly so good
![martin-adams_2382653al[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YwsaS3f.jpg "martin-adams_2382653al[1].jpg")
IT'S TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFZ3Ql10qo
>am I in the next round?
kek
>that fucking merge from wolf eyes into wolfie's glasses
jesus christ lads
>>63436407
That was noice
>>63436256
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Wolfie 59 already. Time sure flies.
>semifinal of the 2001 matchplay
>quarterfinal of the 2001 grand prix
Better than most PDC jobbers have achieved and he wasn't even a registered PDC player.
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That's a lot of metal on Wolfies throwing arm. It does not seem to affect him, though. I'd be terminally annoyed by anything dangling on my throwing arm.
>Paedo's darts are as sharp as his new coiffure
>>63436839
lol theres probably more than some truth to that
Come on wolfie. Don't lose to pedo suarez.
>>63437045
Makes you wonder why he kept refusing to play in this.
He's more than good enough to compete in the PDC.
How do they determine who throws first?
>>63437117
He likes quiet rooms.
>>63437161
Throw for the bull
>BDO finishing
