>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Middleweight Main Event
Vitor Belfort (24-11-0) vs. Dan Henderson (31-13-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (23-4-0) vs. Patrick Cummins (8-2-0)
Bantamweight
Thomas Almeida (20-0-0) vs. Anthony Birchak (11-2-0)
Lightweight
Alex Oliveira (13-2-1) vs. Piotr Hallmann (15-4-0)
Lightweight
Gilbert Burns (10-0-0) vs. Rashid Magomedov (18-1-0)
Light Heavyweight
Corey Anderson 6-1-0) vs. Fábio Maldonado (22-8-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Lightweight
Gleison Tibau def Abel Trujillo via rd 1 Submission(RNC)
Lightweight
Johnny Case def Yan Cabral via unanimous decision(29-28)
Featherweight
Thiago Tavares def Clay Guida via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Featherweight
Chas Skelly def Edimilson Souza via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Viscardi Andrade def Gasan Umalatov via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
Bantamweight
Jimmie Rivera def Pedro Munhoz via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Bantamweight
Matheus Nicolau def Bruno Korea via rd 3 Submission(Guillotine)
1st for brazilian rigging
First for Brazil literally has no white people.
first for EVERYBODY IS SALTY AS FUCK
Xth for Brazil has worst crowd
gimme stream f
first for axe body spray
>inb4 brazilian rat screeching
Meme kicks 2bh
>>63404916
B-BUT MUH ROIDS!!!11
just heem
why the FUCK isn't there a WMMA fight on this entire card?
I'm getting tired guys, I don't know if I can stay up... Hopefully Corey Anderson vs Fabio Maldonado will wake me up.
>tfw it's a possibility that every Brazilian on the main card could lose but won't because most of the foreigners are cans
The UFC really should provide the retired fighters suits if they are going to make them sit at the desk and be analysts
Armani sponsor please
>Ken Flo and Yves are 39 years old
>meanwhile Shogun looks 57
>rate the card up till now
Okay/10
>report button is broken
>no bundaposting
step up lads
>>63404996
We already have more than enough grills next week. At least Joanna Cute will be fighting.
>>63404988
Why does he start swimming on top of him?
>>63404997
Even if youre least coast, its barely 10pm. Man the fuck up, pussy. I was up at 6:15am and worked 9 hours.
>>63404996
too obvious with your WMMA bait
>mfw you think you can heem me
>>63404997
If watching maldonado get punched in the face for 15 minutes wakes you up
>>63405023
no heems/10
I thought the promo with the P!nk song was pretty good.
>>63405023
Wish I was watching the Bama/LSU game instead/10
>>63405023
I was out, just got home. What'd I miss on the undercard, Germany?
>>63405045
>>63405036
The fuck you said to me boy?
I was up at 7:30 and worked 8 hours...pussy
On a scale of Stacey Dash to Wesley Snipes how black is Brazil?
whats /heem/ munchin and sippin on?
>>63404988
excellent
>>63405105
Thinking of making some scrambled eggs w/cheese, but Raman is faster. What do.
>>63404997
God you massive pussy, I wake up at 7:00 and watch cards till 7:00 and that with work and training included, you're just a bitch
one bunda please
eggs, you wont regret it
>>63405086
Some really nice fights desu
but also kinda boring
wat
>Brock fell off because of no challenges
No he fell off because he had his insides removed
>>63405143
Scarmbled eggs literally takes two minutes, you pleb. You can cook it and eat it before the Ramens cools.
>>63405143
I'm about to feed you a couple of raw knuckle sandwiches if you don't nut up and get on that egg scrambo
>>63405045
>glassjawlovksi
>>63405163
hardcore
>>63405143
Microwave your eggs
>>63405174
hahahah that doesnt make any sense
>>63405105
India style red ale? thats new
ive heard of irish red or india style pale ale, but not the combo
>>63405143
hey senpai, crack an egg into the ramen like they do at japanese places
>>63405163
Tell us how you really feel
>>63405174
>then
heem yourself, my man
where my tumenov heems at bros?
>>63404996
misogyny, disgusting desu
>>63405143
>make ramen, drain, and put in saucepan
>pour beaten eggs into pan with noodles and cheese
>cover and cook
it's kind of like a quiche omelet
>>63405204
I love how they mention the changes to Vitor's formula and refuse to bring up the TRT
>>63405080
Fun fact, when I was in high school my gf tutored Leonard Fournette. He was having problems making good enough grades to play on the football team so my gf tutored him every Friday and Saturday night. She's my wife now and is too embarrassed to watch tonight's SEC matchup against Alabama on CBS with me, I guess seeing someone she used to tutor on tv would be weird for her. But I mean really, how fucking retarded is Leonard Fournette? High school is easy as shit and he needed help just to pass LOL.
>>63405191
used to be glass, rumble hit him so hard it fixed itself
>>63405245
Fried eggs goes with Ramens. Not scrambled eggs and cheese you fucking philistine.
>>63405279
but they did
>>63405279
they literally just did
>>63405279
Vitor was on more stuff than just TRT
>>63405087
i read the whole thing and i feel sorry for edmond
>>63405143
eggs and cheese, yo
my captcha was even eggs
>>63405286
Who do you think Browne hit harder, him or his bitch?
I'm watching boxing, you guys will webm the good parts right?
>>63405211
maybe, this is my first and i really like it
>>63405282
your wife got blacked
>>63405288
>frying eggs into soup
My brain just rogained
>>63405316
Are those french fries in with the veg?
what idiots here didnt pick fabio?
fucking tufnoobs
>>63405279
f1 vitor was best vitor
>>63405178
It amazes me that people overlook his three amazing wins in a row over Randy, Mir, and Carwin. Randy had 10+ years of top level competition, Brock had 3 fights. Mir was in the best shape of his life, Brock was still a rookie and dominated him on the ground. Carwin had murdered his way up the ranks like a fucking Terminator, Brock submitted him in round 2.
enough with this filler bullshit. the last fight was like an hour ago
Stann is my husbando
>>63405332
This was meant to be. Heating butter now.
>eggs/toast captcha
>>63405368
God Bless Louis Smolka
who /trt/ here?
I'm an Brazilian expat living in the US with my wife and her son. They are watching the fights but I want to watch futbol. I told them I'd DVR the fights if I could just watch the futbol game. My wife told me no and my stepson called me a nigger faggot who's not the boss of him. What do?
who /bunda/ here?
>>63405047
wakes me up? shit it gives me a raging boner especially when he gets that jab going. Still hoping for corey anderson tho
>>63405430
>>63405425
wait until the next thread to spam your stupid story
hope Maldonado heems him then tuf 19 will be over
>>63405430
that's fake
>>63405425
>expat
>brown
No lol. You're an immigrant. Only whites can be "expats".
>>63405400
aww yeah. cook that shit over-easy, put it on some toast, douse with tapatio, and let the yolk drizzle
how the fuck is fabio ranked 12th
I wish Tony Ferguson was on this card. But then again: I wish Tony Ferguson was on every card.
>tfw whenever theres fights on, the people in the section 8 building next door party and play great music like Stand By Me by Ben E King
>>63405457
I don't find karate hottie very hot to be honest, but g*d damn I love watching her fight
>people actually believe maldonaldo isnt a walking meme
>>63405425
shit in your hand and throw it at them, isn't that what you people do?
>>63405430
who /brawldanado/ here?
>>63405501
>living next to section 8 housing
Go collect your check, Lamar
>>63405507
what do you mean?
>>63405496
>tfw Dominick Cruz has fought 1 minute in 4 years
>>63405324
> 6'-1"
> 5'-9"
>>63405496
Love watching him fight. fucking khabib, that shit was going to be so good
Fucking Beardy man on the left doing commentary needs a shave and a haircut. He looks like a fucking shoe polish salesman
>>63405521
I don't collect a check, my EDD gets deposited onto a debit card.
>>63405501
My local housos next to my apartment block just have this one playlist they play every Friday and Saturday, and it sucks, but I've gotten so used to it. It's like Cold Chisel, Coldplay, REM, Midnight Oil, and some other bits and bobs.
>>63405534
I know that face
<----
where dah bunda at
>>63405517
hnnnnnnnnng
>>63405521
Section 8 housing is everywhere ducking idiot
>>63405551
fake fight fan detected
>>63405517
i want to shove my nose all the way up her asshole and take many long, deep, lung filling inhales until i pass out and enter a lucid dream where i continue to do the same thing.
>>63405555
are you disabled?
>>63405567
that man has a tight body
>>63405574
>he doesn't like Cruz and his superior footwork and striking
Once in a lifetime does not even begin to describe the shilling power of Joe Rogan
>>63405537
I was pretty excited for that but I was worried that tony could get Wrestle-fucked and lose his upward momentum. Now I'm pretty sure he will fuck Barboza up and make his way towards title contention.
>>63405567
its so hard to decide how I feel about Tecia
>>63405600
>>63405602
No, just underemployed.
someone pls make a bizier/nigger thread :(
>>63405555
Speaking of Checks
Who beastin 0/0 here?
BEASTIN 25/8
lets go dolan duck
>>63405660
whey
>>63405606
It's not that I dislike him, it's just that the regularity of his injuries has pretty much become a meme at this point.
>>63405648
lawson sorry, his name isnt nigger
>>63405660
kek
i wish maldonado was my dad
he looks like he would make a good dad
>>63405282
yea he def fucked your wife, i know a girl from my town ended up going to the same college as me. She was smart tutored the football team, did there work for them got railed by all of them.
Corey Anderson vs OSP please
>>63405680
Beastin 4/3 here
>>63405590
Kek. Keep telling yourself that. It has to be zoned by federal law in an area where the median income is so low and so many low wage jobs are available.
>that Maldonado haircut
JUST
>>63405701
>Tfw after I started lifting now I'm only attracted to muscular girls now
Please pham
>>63405680
Looks like he's hardened up a bit desu.
>>63405617
>>63405617
i just got out of my sensory deprivation tank after taking dmt and doing a kettle bell work out and hosting my podcast spons
maldonado needs to learn to defend a fucking takedown
i don't even remember making these picks
>>63405694
bizier with a busy round 1
>>63405709
that's stale ass copy pasta you're responding to my nigger.
>>63405747
damn Miesha is fine
who /nipslip/ here
How could anyone call LHW deep when Maldonaldo is ranked 12th
>>63405584
I would berry my dick so far in her ass it would take King Arthur to remove it.
>>63405793
Bryan fuckin Caraway is the luckiest douchebag in the world
>>63405747
>pre boob job miesha
That has to make cutting weight significantly harder.
>>63405825
>implying anyone calls light heavyweight deep
Is the BR planning to do anything this fight?
10-9 anderson
>>63405865
doesn't look like it. he threw like 2 body shots the whole round
>>63405859
There goes my November no fap streak.
10-9 Anderson easy
>Report button is broken
>>63405859
Bethe, is that you?
>>63405859
looks like bethe
>>63405859
blue board
BLUE BOARD
>>63405859
who is this?
>>63405888
>being a rat faggot
>>63405567
Gorgeous from foot to waist but then shit gets dicey.
>>63405859
>don't cry, don't cry
>>63405859
Betch Cohea?
Fight should have been stopped. He was covering up like Mendes in the Conor fight.
>>63405859
>his face she didn't wipe properly
>>63405865
He gets his ass kicked all the time and somehow wins, that why he's "popular".
In reality his opponent gasses out kicking the tar out of him and loses.
>>63405859
>tfw my ex used to do this and I'll never taste that slightly sour and salty post-workout snatch on my face again
>>63405888
>actually reports posts
gb2>>>/reddit/
brazilian homer will win
>>63405391
none of the three were elite strikers, I love randy but he was old as fuck at the time and Mir was in the beginning of his rough patch at the time.
corey andersons gyno really bothers me
oh shit janny's here
everyone quick talk about the fight!
Just now tuning in.
Glad to see that Clay Guida got c u c k e d.
Now once Vitor gets flattened, my night will be complete.
Is Maldonaldo using the homer simpson tactic of letting opponent exhaust himself
>>63405976
Corey Anderson has a nice cock I mean kick!
did Brazil just forget how to use a clock?
>>63405936
>not reporting streamfags
>>63405835
If you can say you're going to commit suicide if she leaves you and she stays with you because she's afraid you will hurt yourself you are.
>Maldonaldo's tits resting on Andersons shoulders.
Nice
>>63405991
It's a well known fact that this has been Maldonado's game plan for the last three or four years.
sup /HEEM/ just got in from work. How have the fights been so far?
Maldonado is a fuckin can
>>63406011
>implying brazil ever knew how to use machinery such as a clock
thank you janitor
I really could've lost my job
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x7UnOcS.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Best Homer coming through.
Remember when he almost beat Fedor?
>>63406064
>Burger King cares about porn
takedowns
>>63405930
he actually has some really good boxing and usually gets a lot of body work in, the problem is he has literally no other skills
he's like nick diaz except fat and no grappling skills
i think they turned out okay. Simple, but tasty.
lellator was better than this shit so far
>>63406074
>mfw he was such a good homer that he gave Ken Shamrock a heart attack
>>63406111
put some ketchup on there now
>>63406011
I take it you've never heard of "Brazilian Time"...
>>63406111
what is it?
>>63406104
>>63406111
Disgusting. Did you cum on it?
>>63406111
Way overcooked Tbh famm
>>63406111
what the fuck am I looking at here?
>>63406111
need some tomato sauce, pepper and some toast with that desu
WHO /GREEK YOGURT, LIME, SAMOSA, AND DATES/ HERE?
>>63406111
Did you remember to salt your eggs?
>>63406143
>>63406011
>>63406111
omelettes are just as easy and only make 1 extra dirty dish. instead of breaking the eggs and putting them in the pan, put them in a bowl and mix em with some spices & shit.
then throw it in the pan, put some veggies or meat on top with cheese and fold it over
>>63406055
Meh, with the exception of Clay being subbed in under a minute and Tibau winning by early stoppage.
>>63406189
This is why your country will never win a world war.
post yfw brawldanado wins by unanimous decision
>>63406110
I've been here 5 months and never knew this board existed. Odd.
>>63406143
sik wid it
>>63406132
the unhatched offspring of a domesticated bird, broken and submitted to radiation then covered with high fructose corn syrup
>>63406198
>>63406189
just dates as a snack here
>>63406067
props. he took three piston-grade uppercuts and didn't turn into a sack of mud.
>>63406111
shoulda did the toast and hot sauce thing, Senpai
>>63406203
>breaking scrambled eggs directly in the pan
Ar-are you a wizard?
>>63406200
good post to be honest
this card is make me sleepy
>>63406111
needs some creme fraiche, freshly diced chives, and sriracha
also a bit overcooked
>>63406189
Sorry, I'm white, not mudskinned.
>>63406229
>unhatched offspring
that would be balut
This guy is a professional fighter? He has a fucking beer gut lmao
has maldonaldo ever been dropped?
>>63406242
>Fighters with dad bod
This only works for DC.
>>63406276
my mum works at ufc and she says all the rest of the fights are going to be crazy
>>63406276
Do you want to front naked choke on my cock, sleepyhead?
>>63406105
>Nick Diaz
>Jiu-jitsu black belt
>One of the first Gogoplata finishes in Pro-MMA
>multiple other sub victories
>"No other skills"
>>63406181
Toast is incoming. Threw in some tobasco and some chopped taters I had from last night. This was a good idea.
>>63406213
well thats unfortunate
>>63406302
I beleive it to be honest family
>>63406288
Stipe did a number on him
>>63406111
CORRECT WAY TO MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
>>63406288
yeah miocic khtfo
>>63406322
>lol brb
>>63405785
damn. It got me.
>>63406287
>mma
>athlete
People who fight like that will never hold a belt
>>63406339
he is high on coke or meth or something
>>63406203
adding spices and shit first will break down the eggs too early, you add that last
>>63406291
>Fallout 4
>>63406331
hard to believe that Struve put him under at one time.
>>63406403
>>63406339
CORRECT WAY TO MAKE COFFEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>63406402
Are you retarded, Jamal? Pepper may burn if added to early but literally every other spice is fine and won't "break down" the eggs whatever that means.
>>63406429
Wow. How the fuck is this even possible? It's like watching someone light a puddle on fire.
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