AUS lead by 502
India vs South Africa ongoing
>>63379277
I'd give her a wicked googily
>>63379277
first for america is the greatest country on this planet
1st for wtf amla
Ahaha work just called and they want me to come in lads, how about that ahahaa
>>63379289
spelt googly lad
Marsh out when lads?
bsas need not apply
why did Philander open the batting?
That anon who got a 3 to describe Craig's wickets at the end of the day.
Top kek.
Can Glenn take Marsh's spot now?
who /gong/ here
Just came in here to read these posts in an Australian accent.
>>63379307
to kickstart the collapse so AB can come in early and meme them to 200
>>63379307
To score some quick runs.
who just woke up here?
>At Headingley on the 1981 tour of England, Australia was in such a strong position at one stage of the third Test that bookmakers at the ground were offering odds of 500–1 on an England victory. These odds were flashed on the scoreboard during a break in the game and noticed by the Australian players. Lillee and Rod Marsh believed that the odds were so ludicrous that, via a third party, they each put a small wager on the outcome, later describing their actions as a "joke". Between them, they collected 7,500 pounds when England pulled off a comeback victory.[26] Both men openly discussed the incident and received no official censure or sanction, although some criticised their actions.[27] There has never been a suggestion that the bets compromised their efforts in the game. However, the issue has been re-examined in modern times following the match-fixing scandals that have plagued international cricket since the mid-1990s.[28]
How come when Australia blatantly tank matches, it's all a bit of fun, but when a couple of Pakis bowl a few no balls they should be executed?
>>63379327
hoow ya gaaoin maate
How do we fix the homebabby-ness of test cricket?
Let the away team decide whether they want to bat or field first?
1st for Australian's begging the umpire to end it because they're scared of >us
>>63379282
He scored 287 runs in 6 innings - 1 NO
57.40 average m8
>>63379320
/here/
I want everyone to know I'm watching.
I will be dissecting your sport like a mad scientist, exploding its intricacies 2bh.
If I have any questions, I will let you know.
>>63379342
Have a neutral pitch curator.
>>63379333
It's funny because it's true
>>63379277
mashallah
>>63379342
make all the pitches and weather conditions the same around the world
but that would be boring
>>63379342
you can't, it's inevitable because of pitch conditions.
>>63379351
Holly or Ellyse?
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>>63379355
unfortunate timing there m8
Don't worry Saffas. You've still got three more matches to turn this series around.
>>63379355
wait I take that back
What are you lads up to tonight?
gonna head down to the local video ezy and rent a few DVD's and stay in and have a few beers.
>TAPITTRN that aren't watching SA v India
>>63379333
kek
>>63379355
kek
>>63379339
Because they were open about it and joked about it, which is the exact opposite of what you'd do if you were guilty and no one was suspicious.
Pretty much confirms that Kane is the best in the world
Is Hansie Cronje the Pete Rose of cricket?
>de chokers
>>63379370
sounds good gramps.
>>63379351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_big_strong_americans
>>63379341
OI KANGAROOS MATE! I'M HEADIN' TO THE OUTBACK TO GET REKT BY TAZMANIAN DEVILS!
>>63379342
always hated this suggestion but it actually seems like a decent idea these days
Would make tours a bit more competitive and actually encourage groundsmen to prepare pitches that aren't just batfirstwinslol
>>63379370
It's 9:52AM here lad, gonna go cycling as soon as this session ends
>THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD >THE BEST TEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
>>63379370
gonna sleep 2bh
had 3 consecutive exams last couple of days
>Stiaan Van Zyl
What did he mean by this?
best team in the world at home
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>>63379370
end up shitposting on /mu/ or just watch star wars on channel 9
>>63379361
Holly. Some cricket innuendo here would be clever, imho.
>>63379378
I think that's even worse to be honest and extremely hypocritical, but what can you do? The Australian Cricket Team can do no wrong, apparently.
Does SA have any chance of winning this now?
Simon Harmer might be the most Afrikaans looking motherfucker I've ever seen
>>63379415
no, ABDV is their team
>>63379370
>tfw nothing again
Elgar is a composer m8
>>63379412
You think making a joke bet is worse than deliberately tanking a match?
>>63379401
tbf apart from Australia recently they've literally not lost a series since 2006 even with away series
>>63379370
>he isn't having a beer and watching the game with his old man
>>63379370
might take a break from studying and see the gf
>61 posts
>8 IPs
autism
>>63379277
Post more slut kate pl0x
>>63379370
Just re-read Tomo-chan anon, will start some other manga from the backlog probably complete dorohedoro.
>van zyl
literally who
>>63379429
would have been possible without kallis tbf
>>63379440
ok big strong pole
>>63379440
No. Watch anime instead
>>63379447
>>63379447
just another western australian la
lads i fucking hate indian men that have an indian accent with a raging passion. i fucking hate them so much, every indian post itt is making me rage lads i am so fucking mad
>>63379386
Use this instead next time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
What is happening.
They're like... bunting. But not running. And they just keep pitching it to him.
What happened just now.
What's an out?
>>63379458
>being so kucked he moves to BSAland because he cant deal with Ivana loving my BIC
hi daniel
who /star wars/ here
>>63379458
anon please do the needful and kill yourself
t. Sam
Will South Africa reach 60?
>>63379468
perfect
>>63379458
>t. paki
>>63379473
hi ajay
Certainly a lot of brown people out there
Oh he caught it.
That's good.
>>63379486
>t. curry
Will De Kock score a century?
>>63379501
William De Kock is a Senior Director Research & Technology Asia Pacific at Kellogg Company m8.
>>63379495
I don't eat meat but I'm LITERALLY bigger and stronger than you mr BSA
You now remember Kikeal Kek
oh wow de kock's fiance is unironically posting memes
cringing hard
>>63379518
Hoping he kicks Healy out of the commentary team tbqh
>>63379520
what a catch, I hope she's hot at least
>>63379520
tfw I've done none of those
its fucking hot lads
>>63379538
wew lad get out of there
>>63379538
crazy eyes
>>63379355
>(You)
>>63379538
I'd give her de kock
>>63379542
>>63379562
she's alright I guess, completely lifeless hair though
reminder this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfXttZOqp94
>that bat
>cricket
we've been keked by boreball
ok that's enough stalking for one night wew
>>63379370
just bought the new assassins creed
so that
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>>63379582
lad why
So is that cricket match in the US in a few hours? Seems like a bunch of former pros but it should be pretty cool to host a match here
>tfw I will never be able to watch cricket in person
at least I'll have KFC...
>LELGAR
into the tail lads
>>63379595
2/3 of them were god tier players back in their day, they're all old as fuck now apart from Sanga, le glasses man, Kallis and Swann
why isn't Graeme Smith considered one of the best captains of the last ten years?
lads i'm too busy to write up a new thread
someone come up with op for the new thread for the all stars game and i'll post it. we need an american flag next to it
>>63379592
because I've played them all from the 1st one
they're pretty bad now but I still find them fun
this new one is literally just a re-branded version of last years one. Last year it was Rev. France now it's Industrial Rev. Englel
They're not even trying to be creative anymore but fuckit I still like it
>>63379609
not busy, lazy*
based Bane
based Warnerkek
>>63379609
there was a thread before just copy paste whatever it said
good night lads
>>63379625
lad.
So what is the end goal of this cricket all stars series in the US? To grow some interest in the sport or to make a quick buck?
>>63379428
No mate they did deliberately tank that match, is what I meant.
>>63379631
It's only 4:26 lad
>>63379637
bit of both, there's plenty of curries to pander to over there and they want to expand into the American market
>>63379609
This is the only acceptable OP for that thread.
>>63379646
If they wanted to pander to americans they should have Ellyse playing with her tits out and a burger in every hand desu
>>63379646
Literally just to make a quick buck.
Anybody with half a brain knows that cricket will never take hold in the US. Baseball will always be the preferred, and only bat and ball sport and even that is dying.
lads my dad just walked into my room while i was naked lurking /cric/. should i off myself right now, im having cold sweats im so fucking embarrassed
>>63379660
haha eww that's gross
>>63379646
Someone watching cricket for the first time will instantly be repulsed by the game watching a bunch of old fucks misfield and take it lightly. It will only confirm their stereotypes about cricket.
>>63379670
send us a pic lad
>>63379637
>or to make a quick buck
this probably
Ill link the convo we had on it lastnight
>>63363440
>>63363466
>>63363513
>>63363547
>>63379651
replace US with NZ and NZ with the Pakistan weeaboo 2bh
>>63379680
This.
If they really wanted to try and break into the American market they would get the best current players possible and hope to try and put on a good show.
Getting 40+ year old fat retired guys isn't going to lure anyone except Indians and Pakis who already follow cricket.
>>63379682
a pic of what
The only people going to the all stars game are (a) expats or (b) just using it as an excuse to get fucked up
Lads which game would be better:
>Straya: Warner, Finch, Stove, Watson, Memeswell, Best Marsh, Fuckner, Wade, Starc, Bitchwide, Cummins
vs
>World XI: Black Bull, MemeCullum, ABdV, Kohli, MS DOS, Mathews, Russell, Ashwin, Wahab, Boult, Malinga
OR
>ROWXI: Warner, Black Bull, Stove, MemeCullum, de Villiers, Memeswell, Fuckner, Starc, Boult, Bitchwide, Tahir
vs
>AsiaXI: Dhawan, Rohit, Kohli, Chandimal, Mathews, MS DOS, Shakib, Afridi, Ashwin, Wahab, Malinga
Who is the Tom Brady of cricket?
>>63379718
First one.
ROWXI would demolish Asia XI.
>>63379637
Are there advertisements for it on tv and billboards?
>>63379718
ROWXI v AsiaXI purely because it shows that there are non-curry countries around other than Australia that play cricket
>>63379718
>Malinga
>>63379718
1 easily
>>63379737
He is still objectively the 2nd best meme20 pace bowler after Starc
>>63379718
And Australian unit which plays together will obviously have an upper hand, first match isn't an even contest.
Second match would be better.
>Close to tea time.
Unironically good sport you have
>>63379730
No, I just heard about it on 4chan, I imagine if these were actual nations like England - Australia/India-Whoever there would be more advertisements, but there's too many sports already going on here for them to advertise a retiree all star match
Any good streaming sites for cricket? VIPBOX is only good for football and rugby it seems
fuck lads just finished moonrise kingdom
Who would've thought a film about autistic 12 year olds being in love would hit so close to home
>>63379705
u dont wanna see this mess m8
>>63379750
crichd is my go to one, reddit is unironically a good site for stream links too
>>63379743
>pregnantlinga
>best
WHO CAN STOP POOJARA?
I like soft sensual kissing
>>63379747
but the ROWXI is just Australia+Gayle+deVilliers+McCullum+Boult and a spinner
Not sure how that makes it less onesided
>>63379775
>tfw kv
>>63379768
thanks man
>>63379774
more like POOjara
HAHAHAHAHA
>>63379770
name a better bowler then
Starc, Malinga & Boult are literally the only bowlers in the world capable of bowling consistently good yorkers
One of the major problems with cricket in America is that the sport is completely different to their sports in terms of how you watch it.
American sports, even baseball, are all about big, exciting moments that happen over an hour or so, and you sit there on the edge of your seat waiting for something flashy to happen.
Cricket's all about sitting down, getting comfy and talking shit about players while you watch the batsman and the bowler go at it. If you go into it with the wrong mindset it's going to seem boring as fuck
>>63379748
Thank you Mr Big Strong American
>>63379775
>tfw your gf moves in for the kiss after she's just blown you
anyone got webm of amla wicket?
>>63379806
>he doesn't want to know what cock tastes like
fag
What would be a good test side for ASIA XI vs ROWXI?
>>63379786
what's your excuse nigga
even 11 year olds have gfs in the metros
>>63379755
Saw that with my jew ex-gf a while back, Grand Budapest Hotel is better imo
>>63379809
1st innings or 2nd?
>>63379802
desu that's how most Americans describe baseball. Just sit there and only half pay attention.
Although when Americans like to talk about how big and manly their sports are compared to cricket they always seem to apply their own concepts onto a foreign sports. ie. cricket has to be about whacking the ball as hard as possible every time, and the bowlers having to bowl it as fast as possible every time.
They seem to think it's "unskilled" to not do those things.
>>63379809
ask the paki when he inevitably shows up
>>63379809
Don't have a webm but here's something.
http://94.23.103.63/GIFs/149227071090202071124138213208091162023153205178/LQ/111232053144179189124051127071068206023074128244.gif
reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with r/cricket/
>>63379824
embarrassing tbqh
>>63379820
Why wouldnt you want dingers? More runs more power. And we all know power is king.
>>63379828
kys (kill yourself)
>>63379828
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>>63379828
r/cricket is a great place to discussion Cricket. I only come here for the shitposting otherwise I'm on based Reddit.
>>63379775
I LIKE TO MAKE LOVE
who /MWNN/ here?
>>63379842
discuss*
>>63379538
solid 7
>>63379814
Manlet even by Indian standards. But that's a stupid excuse, assburgers is what actually stops me from having a decent conversation with women and maintaining friendships.
>>63379842
Yeah that's true for most of the people here. The paki there (most likely the same guy) makes pretty good daily webm highlights.
>>63379842
kys bobblefighterman
>>63379824
Holy fucking shit that is nearly as bad as Maxwell if not worse.
>>63379775
>>63379844
I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORNY LEVELS
>>63379846
>kfc1
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>>63379833
there's more to cricket then just big, dumb hits.
this will sound fedora as fuck, but it's all about the elegance of the batsmen in their strokes and how they pick the gaps in the field or how the bowler is fucking around with the batsman.
TOTAL PSYCHOLOGICAL DOMINATION is a major part of the game
I really want a qt femboi roommate who lets me lowkey pound his boipussy every now and then and cuddles with me while i watch cricket tbhonest.
>>63379865
So you think it's funny?
>>63379864
Not even close, Maxwell was facing a straight seaming ball but Amla at least thought that it would spin past off stump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQUqjFQH-jg
>mfw every time that amla wicket
get fucked
normies are noticing our meme
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3308075/It-s-f-ing-hot-lads-Viewers-shocked-Mumford-Sons-singer-drops-F-bomb-live-air-Channel-9-s-cricket-coverage.html
>>63379864
Maxwell left a ball pitched down middle, there's literally no excuse for that shit
Alma just made a bad call about the spin
>>63379854
at least you won't die a kv if you give in to indian society's demands
>>63379816
I felt like Moonrise had more of a cohesive end goal to it. Budapest was good but just kinda existed without having much else to it, I loved the underlying themes on autism and being a social outcast in Moonrise
>>63379881
JUST
>>63379902
FUCK
will maxwell ever become a test player. i love his meme antics in ODIs
Did anyone ever save the vocaroo of I think it was convit reading the remove peshwari naan copy pasta?
>>63379902
>he hasn't heard of the memester
Now MEMESWELL is the one who should be introducing cricket to BSA's
Memeswell would be bigger than Tom Brady in freedumbland
>>63379889
Disapointed that Lee didn't recreate the Piers Morgan shit that time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx61TkXKY
>>63379914
God fucking no
He has potential to be GOAT, but the memes are too deeply ingrained in his psyche
>trailing a large total
>few wickets in hand
>decides to reverse sweep meme shot it
>>63379898
TYBArrangedMarriage
>>63379917
Also there was a british guy reading it with an Indian accent. Didnt save that one either.
>>63379775
>>63379844
>>63379865
>>63379880
I LIKE RAPE
seriosuy, why do the fucking shit river fucking curry cunt indians prepare pitches like this?
they wonder why they get steamrolled when playing overseas on pitches that aren't fucking drier than an indians asshole after shiting out a vindaloo
fuck kohli, fuck the curry indians, and fuck 7/11
>>63379944
proxy off, sanjeep
>>63379823
The pkai is too lazy desu senpai
>>63379951
Because this is literally one of the most exciting tests of the year
Come on lad you don't seriously prefer 602/5 dec
>>63379951
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>>63379951
PLEASE DONT PREPARE TOUGH PITCHES THAT MY MEME BATSMEN WITH NO TECHNIQUE CAN'T STAT PAD ON!!!!
Fuck off Steve
>>63379889
did they miss the whole get ready for a broken fucking arm thing?
there's constant swearing in cricket
>>63379914
he literally has played a test
>>63379966
Australia vs India at Sydney was the best Test of the year so far
>>63379998
>Australia vs India at Sydney was the best Test of the year so far
I'm a SEEEETHING casual who only watches home tests: the post.
>>63379858
>most likely the same guy
No. I can't stand the format of reddit so I've never made an account. And if I was making cricket related webms, I'd post them here
>>63379889
>F-bomb was also dropped on Nine Network's Gabba coverage last year
broken fucken arm was 2 years ago
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63380010
Fuck up Kuckiel
Is Glenn Maxwell the greatest limited overs player in the world?
>>63379990
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2634878/Michael-Clarke-says-telling-James-Anderson-ready-f-ing-arm-broken-Ashes-unacceptable.html
Daily Mail posts about literally everything m8
>>63379998
>SL v Ind 1st Test
>NZ v Eng at Lords
>60
>Pak v Eng Abu Dhabi
>NZ v SL Wellington
""""no"""""
>>63379951
actually the irony is that India have recognised this problem and now play all their domestic first-class games on green seamers but keep playing their Tests on these dry dusty things
Consequently they're pretty shit in their own conditions now.
>>63380017
>being TOTALLY unable to tell who is posting
Fucking off yourself Krazykrezja
Keep your shit opinions to /r/rugbyunion
>>63380022
>Pak v Eng Abu Dhabi
That was only good on the last day desu
South Africa have OFFICIALLY surpassed Australia!
>>63380038
Yeah but that last day was so fucking great that it made up for it
Also Cook 263 was pretty great
>>63380043
>Cook 263 was pretty great
Seeing a guy grind out 263 with mostly slow laboured singles because he's so baked in the sun is not particularly interesting tbqh
just recorded my neighbors fucking. who wants to listen?
>>63380040
in what, AIDS infection rate?
That happened awhile ago lad
just realised that "we" play nz at the waca
oh boy prepare your anus
Harmer will hit the winning runs. Screencap this,
>>63380056
yes please
>>63379881
I kind of can't wait for the BBL to start again
So many memesters
>>63380055
He didn't say interesting. And it was pretty great. I definitely enjoy watching Cook bat.
>>63379998
You've got to be fucking joking mate. That's unironically in the bottom half of best tests this year
>>63380056
yeah lad
>>63380062
>tfw exam on day one
really wanted to see pee pool and get torn apart
>>63380071
BBL will literally be the highlight of the summer
New Zealand are an associate-tier side
West Indies should be a bit better atleast. They actually have bowlers who can hit 140 kp/h. Both sides have 0 batsman.
If I fail my exams i'm gonna kill myself
are 5 match series dead apart from the ashes cric?
>>63380056
BSA will surely deliver
threadly reminder
>>63380102
test cricket will be dead soon
>>63380094
Can I have your computer?
>>63380115
*ODIs
>>63380092
west indies are below nz tier in australia
they were btfo at home by australia literally 6 months ago
>>63380111
>someone actually made this
kek
KEK
>>63380032
Fuck the fuck up Kuckiel
>>63380111
>those are literally all the same person
>nothing from me
>>63380126
yeah why are we playing them again so soon, would have rathered the saffas for boxing day
>>63380067
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>>63380109
where to upload a recording?
>>63380132
Wrong again
>>63380111
no no no wait bottom left is me that's the only one
>>63380043
It really wasn't. A movie that's 80% shit with a good ending doesnt make it good.
>>63380126
i have literally never seen a more one-sided cricket match than this """Test""" """"""match""""""
Even India in 2011 were competitive at times. They had AUS down to 3/30 every Test.
>>63380146
chirb.it I guess
>>63380146
vocaroo
>>63380111
>95% of them are from me
kek
KEK
K E K
Stay obsessed
And yes, the majority of our top order will walk into your team because tests aren't only played in 1 country.
Johnmeme is shit now and 2 good overs on a bouncebabby ground doesn't stop that. Kane bitched him out CONVINCINGLY today.
>>63380152
ashes 2013/14? never looked in danger in any match except first innings in brisbane
>>63380146
Here https://maxfile.ro/
>>63380152
>he didn't watch >60 all out
Wouldn't expect anything else from a Channel 9 casual.
>>63380173
Nah even in the Ashes England showed some fight at times
They were winning the start of the Gabba Test
At literally no point has New Zealand been in the match.
>>63380173
wrong, England had straya down at like 100/5 in most of the games.
>>63380182
Baddin was GOAT that series
